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The volume y'all already knew I had my gear on. Don't act like you didn't know. Don't act like you did. No bills Ma, where you at? Jim Kelly, where you at? Diamond Thomas, where you at? Steve Tasker, where you at? Don bb, where you at? Bruce Smith, where you at? I need all my Bill Nation that's in the chat right now. Come here out of my Raven Nation. Come here. Eagle Nation, come here. Ram Nation, come here. Welcome to the Bubble Dove show, ladies and gentlemen. Hit the like button and when you do, make sure you hit that subscribe button when you do. I'm gonna give y'all time to get settled. I'm gonna give you time to get settled down for a minute. Don't even grab your drink. Don't even grab your smoke. Cause we gonna turn up tonight. Sunday night. We had some ball games today. We had some ball games today, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, fellas, studs. I got some studs that watch this show, too. I got some motherfucking studs that don't wear no bras either. And I like to play with them. Eagle Beatty. We'll get to that in a minute. Let's talk about the game. We just got through watching the Buffalo Beetles. Yeah. Just defeated the Baltimore Ravens tonight, 27 to 25. And all I'm hearing on social media right now, don't you blame Lamar Trash. His water got cut off tonight. Let's talk about it. Supposed to be mvp. Probably gonna live MVP again. But when it come down to the big games, when it comes down to the big games, y'all. And there's plenty of blame to go around. I ain't gonna just put it on, fam. But when it comes down to the big games, he can' the job done. Don't you know what white folks do to you when you can't get the job done? They get rid of your ass. And I don't care about no big contract or none of that. We care about winning. Real talk. Lamar Jackson is James Harden of the football league. Do you hear me? Ball out during the regular season, come playoffs this mission. When it comes to the big games, Lamar Jackson go missing. Damn, Dub, he can't throw the ball and catch the ball himself. You right. But he did throw an interception, didn't he? He did fumble, didn't he? You illegal. You ahead. You got to lead this team. Now, Joe Flacco ain't no more now motherfucking mvp. But he damn sure got a Super bowl ring, don't he? Well, Lamar gonna won two, finna beat three. Mvp. But he ain't going to no damn super bowl, is he? No. Oh, it's a new year. We got Derrick Henry. We unstoppable. We just beat. We just beat Buffalo four, five or seven, eight weeks ago. Ran through him same way my baby mama ran through the same way. Derrick Henry running through them holes a couple of weeks ago against the Buffalo Bill. But whoa, have times changed on both sides of the ball. You got Derrick Henry. Now, all year, this big nappy neck been catching the ball out the backfield. But today he couldn't fucking catch nothing. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me my eye lying. I see better like you hear. Do you hear me? I see better than I can hear. I seen Derrick Henry drop the damn ball. Raising his fucking hands. You seen them all. That's your leader. All that the team see that the team feed off that shit. What you need to be doing is going over there, getting in the huddle. Look here, motherfucker, don't you rock now. Another motherfucking ball. Do you hear me? Got a job to do and we gonna do it. Then do it. Yeah. And I'm not putting all the blame on Lamar. I'm just telling from what I done seen the longest he done been in this league, he been balding like this, he been playoff, but he ain't been advancing though. It's all about advancing. It's advanced season. Don't y'all know about income time? When you go up there, they give you an advance. If you got some dependence, some of you might get thousand dollars advance, some of you might get 1500. You get an advance when you do good. Well, God damn it, you're not getting a chance today. Cause you did bad. Derek Henry. You got Derek Henry. You give him 16 carries, 85, 84 yard. That means he run ball goddamn food now. Keep giving it to him. But the media, the NFL, the good old boys want to see a pearl and tell me and you that John Harbaugh is a great coach. You a lie. He need to retire. What you going get him for? Not to give him the ball. What you. It's just like having a kid and you're not gonna take care of it. Why in the hell you doing it? Now I gotta sit up here and hear y'all cry? Don't blame no more. I'm blaming everybody on the team. And Mark Andrews, you got to go fumbling and dropping the ball. You could have tied up, but you dropped it. And you think that motherfucker gonna come into the locker room with me after the game, see you? It's gonna be goddamn hands thrown in that locker room tonight. Tell me I'm lying, y'all tell me I'm lying now. First drive, I mean, first half came out, Lamar went down the field, touched down the bayment. I'm like, oh, oh my God. Mark finna do what he do. Josh Allen came right back down there and you know what I'm saying back told him, okay, they finna go at it. All of a sudden the Moss start running around, running backwards. Don't nothing good happens when the quarterback running backwards now he. Next thing you know, he fucking fumbling. Then next thing you know, he throwing an interception in the biggest game. This one, you gotta play your best, baby. This when you gotta be flawless. And I know some of y'all saying, man, everybody else ain't flawless. How many turnover Josh Allen had? When we get to that big pot belly motherfucker in a minute, how many turnovers you have? None. He didn't play the best game, but he, he didn't have no turnover. The difference in the game, drop balls and turnovers. Yeah, Baltimore had three turnover, Buffalo had zero, zero turnovers tonight. And I didn't really give a damn who really won the game. I'm supporting my homie Keon Coleman, but I would like to see Lamar go to the super bowl and get him one. But guess what? He can't. He can't. He can't deliver good as he is, y'all. And I do mean Lamar Jackson is him during the regular season, but I can't count on this during the season. That's all I'm saying to y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, you go out and get Derrick Henry. You run him all your 1900 Russian Zords. But when you need him, his head ain't in the town. Baltimore. I know it hurt. Oh, it gotta hurt. Cause some of my brothers, y'all want to take up for Lamar. I get it. I understand. But you got to hold that feet to the fire, too. We got to start holding everybody accountable. We got to start Henry. Now. I'm do something better than that. I'm blaming Ray Lewis coming out there with that bullshitting ass sliding. You ain't shooting up no damn mo. You get your bad look ass up out of here, antler spray wearing ass. You ain't on the field. They over there looking at you sliding and. And they. They thieving out that they thieving off. This told y'all set up on weeks ago. Just a new Buffalo team. Asked my cousin down there, Slim, down in Alto, Texas. I told his hot ass, this a different Buffalo team, y'all. I been up there in the trenches with him. I've been talking to my boy Keon every day on the phone, man. Say, Dub, I know Derrick Henry rang all over us last time, but we will win this game. That's what he told me. And he wasn't lying at all. Josh Allen didn't have the best game, y'all. 16 for 27. Well, 16 for 22, 127 yards. He didn't have a best game, but he controlled the clock. He made sure they didn't have turnovers. He got timely first downs. That's what a quarterback do. Yes. Lamar Jackson came back and drove him down the field. Game time. All that was great. But if you take care of business early, you ain't got to worry about trying to do no heroic. That's all I'm saying to y'all. If fam don't throw interceptions, if fam don't fumble, if Mark. If Mark Andrews don't fumble and drop the ball, just maybe y'all will win. Just maybe y'all a win. You can't turn it on and turn it off. It don't work like that in the NFL, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, it's 60 Minutes in a ball game. You got to have balls, too. You got to want it. Got the focus. Whatever you gotta do, you got to. You got to zone in. And I just didn't see that tonight. I seen drop passes from Derrick Henry, Mark Henry. I seen Lamar Jackson get kind of flustered wouldn't really run in the Rock like he normally run the Rock. He was trying to look around and try to make passes most of the time instead of just taking off and running with the goddamn ball. Normally he'll take off and go with it, but tonight he was running and still trying to. Look, maybe it hit somebody for some good yard, maybe it don't. You got to have your mind already made up. When I look here and look here, they ain't open. I'm taking off with this. That's what you do as a quarterback and then do that tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell y'all that. What y'all think Lamar Jackson is. He's not. He's a very, very, very good football player. Before it's him putting them rings on y'all fingers. He not gonna be able to do it in Baltimore. Maybe it's too cold up there in that kind of weather. Maybe he need to go back home. Maybe Miami or somebody. You know what I'm talking about, Tuna fish. Tool ain't gonna do it for y'all. Dolphin go and try to make a trade or give up something for the month. Maybe he can go down there and thrive, but in this cold weather, it ain't working for fam. He tiptoeing out there. You got on. Please. What you tiptoeing for? Hit that hole and go. I want to know what y'all got to say for y'allself tonight. What y'all think about this game we just watched tonight, huh? Y'all gonna blame Mark Andrews all night, and some of y'all gon put the blame on Lamar Nicole. I'm putting it all the way around. But if you want to be 100, I'm gonna be 100 with you. I'm putting 55 of the blame on Lamar Tito Jackson, aka Lamar Harden. That's who I'm putting it on. Lamar Harden. 55% make no mother sense to me. Real talk. He ain't. He ain't the only one that's out here bullshitting. Some of you women out here bullshitting, going to the grocery stores, acting like they five star restaura. Real talk, real time. You ain't got nothing but a food stamp card in your hand. But you're going back there to the seafood spot. Let me get some crab leg and some lobster tail. Oh, is that swore fish? Let me get some sword fish. Knowing you ain't got no sword fish skillet at your house. Sword fish this goddamn big. But you trying to get it and take it home, knowing damn well them Sex and Eight apartment freezers ain't that damn big. Now your ice cream melting, melting beside the old ass tilapia you got in your freezer. I'm so sick of you motherfucking hoes. No, them rag lag freezers can't hold that much. Y'all done crammed everything in that motherfucker. The kids Popsuga tastes like salmon croquettes. Make it make sense. Holding up the line and shit. I'm thinking you finna pull out 4, $500 and pay for all this seafood shit you got. And you up in there asking for imported season. What kind of imported? Paprika. You can't even spell it. Truffle oil. What's truffle oil? I wanna know. Yeah, last week you were eating on the stoppage. Oh, but for breakfast. Now your ass eating lobster omelets and yeah, stuffed crab legs for lunch. And I can't stand you ho with eating that last week. But when you get that stamp, though, can't tell you a thing. And when I call, yeah, hey, man, let me buy you stamp. I ain't selling no stamp. But you, you'll sell some ass, though. I don't want no ass. I want stamps. And I know what you're thinking. Damn, dog, you went from. From that to ass. You right. I ain't right in the head. I've been telling y'all that I ain't. I ain't got it all. I ain't got it all hot, y'all. Oh, I just need a man to calm down, man. Real talk. If you're just not tuning in, man, hit the like button, man. Real talk, man. I just got through talking about the Buffalo Bills and in the Baltimore Ravens. Now, the Buffalo Bills, they about to go on and face the Kansas City Riff Chiefs. But they playing in Missouri, though, man. No, people up there in Kansas. Kansas City, AKA Kansas. The been getting on my ass. We playing Damn. Is here the damn team say Kansas City, though. Nevertheless, can Josh Allen go up there and beat that zebra? It's just the question. Let me tell y'all something. And that's the goat. That zebra is the goddamn goat. I'm putting it on the line right now and saying the Buffalo Bills will defeat the Kansas City Chiefs next Sunday. That's what I'm saying. I feel it. I feel it in the earth, like, feel like I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Hold on, y'all. That's what I'm flipping. Let me tell y'all. Something, man, Kansas City ain't got nothing about it but they Zebra and that old ass Kelsey over there. Just the way Buffalo Bills can beat Kansas City. Let me tell you some real and. And I ain't gonna hold nothing back. Real talk. If they can get them homes early, and I do mean early, and I'll hit that often, they might get a couple flags thrown because you know they got the reps on their side. But if they can get the Mahomes early. Yeah, getting antsy in the pocket. And he'll turn that ball over, don't forget it. He'll throw three or four picks. That's all you got to do is hit him early and watch what happened to Mahomes to get the tap dancing back there and get the throwing them no looks and throwing them right to the boys in blue. Mark my words, if the Buffalo Bills get that bad boy early, they will come out and win this game. But if they don't, if they don't get to him early and get him off his sweet spots, Kansas City gonna win. It's gonna be a close game like this one just well, with Buffalo and Baltimore, if they gonna get him off his SW spot, Kansas City Chiefs will be down there in New Orleans again eating pasta. They'll be right down there eating pasta. Real mother talk. I'm telling you what God love. Now the game before that, Philly in the LA Wildfire Rams a good mother game before the snow came. Say Corn Barkley is him. And I tell you that man, that's him. And no Jalen Hart, Jalen Hurts did. Came out on reops and took that 44 yards. I say God damn her slow, but that were moving though. He was gonna run through the round. See Matthew Stafford say I beat Damn, I'm a dink and dunk down the field. Y'all know about Dinkin dunks. That press got the king of Dinkin donks. And that's why we right at the motherfucking house now. I get to that coward in a minute. Back to the Rams and the Eagles. Good goddamn game staff. Got to give you props, old man. You did all you could do. Real talk. You brought your team back. It was a good game. But at the end of the day, Philly had a little too much firepower. A.J. brown, you dropped about two or three balls, fam. You need to put that book down during the games. You need to read the book before the game. During the game, you need to be locked in, nip throwing. You hitting your ball right in your hands. And what they doing at it. Let's go back to my point. Y'all win the big games. You got to beat up, baby. Yeah. You got to be on point. You already know Hurst ain't been throwing the ball that well. You already know he ain't been getting you the ball. Now he's getting you the ball. You got to do something with it, baby. Cause I don't know about next week. I don't. I don't know if Barkley gonna be able to tote that rock against the Washington Redskins like that. I don't know. Now, the previous two games, you doing what he was doing against them, but who knows what Dan. Dan Quinn got up his sleeves right now. I'm just saying they might sell everything out just to stop Barkley and. And make Hurst become a thrower again. I don't know. But what I seen today from the Eagles, that defense, that number one defense, they get into that quarterback, Jalen. Quarter is him. Now, Fletcher cops, big ass ain't there no more. But they got Jalen Carter, and he doing his damn job on that defense. If you ain't seen big number 93, he's. He. He clogging up that. He's him. Now, the Eagles run game ain't that good. I mean, run defense ain't that good because Kyron Williams for the Ram had what, 19 carries, 106 yards against him today. I'm pretty sure Washington gonna want to run that ball against the Eagles, whether it's the running back Eckler, or was it Robinson or is it Jaden Daniel? Can we know that young man will run that mullock and bottle? Ain't it something? That rookie quarterback got more playoff wins than that. Let that sink in, Cowboy fans. I'm one two. Part time, part time. Be a fan. Put us together. We hold. That's all I'm saying. Put that together. Deck it. Being the lead 19 years. Jayden Daniels already done accomplished with that. Done this. Ain't that some. Y'all. Jerry Jones. I know that. Can't sleep right now. Two NFC east teams playing in the NFC Championship. This here Eagles Commanders. Ain't that something? Y'all, ain't that something? As a Cowboy fan, I had to do something about this. That's why I got on this Buffalo Bill girl right here. Hey, some of you mad. I don't like all that flip flop. I don't give a damn what you like. This is me. I'm gonna sleep good every night I lay down. I'm not going to bed mad cause my team lost. Hell no. I'm riding with Wills. I want to win. No, I won't win. God damn it. I'm winning with the buffalo. I haven't been up there. I've been up there in the snow twice for them. God damn it. They accept me for who I am. They set me in all my flaws. So I'm just here to tell y'all I'm a poor cowboy fan toy, Buffalo Bill fan. Deal with it Doe.
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Now, this matchup coming up with the Eagles and the Commander's gonna be one of the best mother games of the year. I hope it don't snow. I want to see me two black quarterbacks. Let's give it up for that. Two black quarterbacks in the NFC Championship game. Going at it and and it's a sight to see with Jalen sipping Sheriff Hearst from down here in H town. And you got Jaden Daniels for the Washington commander or rookie leading his troops on the road to the super bowl, y'all. It's a beautiful thing to watch right here and I'm telling you right now, I got this game. I got this gonna be a high scoring game. I ain't gonna think they gonna hit 40 points, but I think it might be around in the high 30s. Who I got winning? I can't even say y'all. I mean, part of me want to say the Eagles. Part of me want to say the Commanders. I'm gonna stay out of this One, because this really ain't my business. It really ain't my business. I do think it's gonna be a great game. I do. I feel like J can do whatever he want to do on the football field for the simple fact he got coaches over there that like to put him in the right position to win. Yeah, you like to get you off the edge. Some bootleg, like to run some read option, give you an option to hand it off or run it or rpo. So you can hand it off or you can pass it. That's what I like about what the Washington Commanders is doing with them. Sometimes they let Jalen Hurst do the read option. RPO most of the time. But for the most of the time, they've been relying on Saquon Bark. Now he got banged up. I don't know if y'all watched the game. I noticed it's hurt. His arm, it could be broken. We don't know. He came back and finished the game, but we don't know. So you can best believe the watching commander players are going to be aiming for that, for their hand broken. They gonna be trying. And I don't blame you got. If a man hurt, you got to go out. And I think that's what he. They gonna gonna do. But it's gonna be a great game. You just got to tune in and watch it. NFL playoffs, it's lit. It's on fire right now. And it's coming, y'all. You got the. You got the Commanders going against the Eagles, you got the Bills going against the Chiefs. Who gonna come out on top? I don't know, but I know my black ass gonna tune in and watch this. Who you got is the question. You got. You got the zebra, you got Josh Allen. Who they trying to. Because they've been working their jelly. And I told y'all two weeks ago, if the Baltimore Ravens lose, the more gonna win mvp. And I told y'all that if Lamar lose, he gonna win mvp and they gonna somehow find a way to get either Josh Allen to that super bowl or get the Zebra to the super bowl so he can win three in a row. I'm telling y'all this how they going. He already face of the league. This is how this work. And I'm gonna keep watching because I know this rig. I don't give a damn. I'm gonna keep watching the sports. I love it. Brady got seven rings. They got to have somebody else to come in and rival that. At least get close to that. Patrick Holmes is the perfect man for that. Why are you saying that, dude? Cause he black and he white. Do you understand what I'm telling you? Do you understand what I'm telling you? He's a zebra. That means he got a chance to do it. Now, the best head coach still in the playoffs is Andy Reid. I love Andy Reid. I think he's the best head coach coach in the NFL right now. I don't think nobody has done what he's done. I know you got Bill Billichek, but he's not no Andy Reed. Bill Belichick ain't calling no plays that we got that big clipboard and got a bowl of chili right there. You can't even see it, y'all. But Andy Reeve eating chili on the goddamn sideline. And I don't blame him. Cause it's cold. It's cold enough for a polar bear to come out there in Kansas, Missouri, what ain't playing it. Let me get that right for them. Get mad. Cause you know how he is up there. But I'm just telling y'all, y'all, it's some great football that's being displayed, y'all, and for once, I'm loving it. Y'all can keep making the cowboy comments all you want. Your team being at the high dub don't give a damn, y'all. I told y'all y'all can get mad. Call me bandwag. I. I don't give a damn. I'm still gonna come over here and give y'all my analysis, which ain't nothing but my opinion. It don't make it right. But I'm just telling you how I see things. I told you I see better than I can hear. Talk to me. Talk to me now. I'm. I'm Bill's mafia girl now. Yeah. I already went up there. The team didn't threw me out and everything. So y'all can say what y'all want to say about you a cowboy. Cowboys ain't invited me to now game Buffalo have they bought me all this girl heading all this other. So guess what? I'm with Bills right now. Talk to me. I want to talk. I want to see what y'all got to say here tonight. I don't give a damn what people say, man. I'm a content creator, man. I'm a comedian, man. I'm an entertainer. My job is to come on here and entertain y'all when y'all feeling down. And now it's my job to uplift you. Y'all be on here, man. Take our team jersey out, motherfucker. You don't own no team. What team you own? Only thing you got in your name is Facebook, and you know it. They want to tell me what I can and can't work. I'm aware whatever the hell I want to work. I don't tell you what to work. So why you telling me what to work? Why y'all trying to stop me from being happy? I don't understand that. Let me be happy. Y'all be acting like I've done something to y'all personal. I ain't done nothing to y'all. And I know y'all don't give a damn about me because I'm seeing what y'all doing to Nelly and Snoop Dogg. Nelly, Snoop Dogg. I don't know what y'all doing going up there tap dancing for Trump, but them on y'all ass. Oh, you negroes on y'all ass right now. And they not letting up. Soldier boy. You're done, boy. I know y'all. I. I know y'all were mad when Trump won, but I didn't know y'all were gonna be mad if people went up there and performed, man. I've seen so many hate comments towards snoop. That's new. Snoop 75. That man been smoking weed since he was 8. He don't know what the hell he doing. Y'all hope, man. Y'all need to wake up, y'all. I told y'all this, and I don't give a about politics. I think this fun. It don't matter who the president is, y'all. You still got to go to work every day and do your job. At the end of the day, it's all that matter. Go to work and do your job and take care of your family, man. No matter who in office, they gonna do what the they want to do. I know some of the women are mad, man. We wanted Kamala Harry. Well, even if Kamala Harris in office, you still got to take your ass to work. That's all I'm saying. Now this the same Kamala Harris that had Megan the stallion. Them up there shaking ass. I got dogs. I don't want my daughter watching women up there shaking. Mama can ass do y'all. I'm just being real. Do y'all. No. I'm gonna raise some young, beautiful women. I ain't trying to raise no hoes, even though I got hoes in my family. In my family. You don't understand what I'm saying to you. I'm trying to raise two beautiful young girls and I already got holes in my family. Hell, I'm one. You know, saying that trickle down. I don't want to do that. You know, I know corn was out there, but I don't want to wear it. So forgive me if I don't want my children watching that. I know some of y'all men on here got dollars. Now some of you got dollars. That's stripping. You gonna like it. But guess what? You still love her twerking booty ass. In your pose, too. In your pose, too. Y'all seen Players Club. Y'all seen diamond in the shaking ass going to college. And diamond was enough doing what she supposed to do, showing her public house. She even had her cousin come down. Who was her cousin, y'all? Ebony. Ebony come down. She wanted to keep Ebony out of trouble. Well, guess what? She brought Ebony to the trouble everybody was in. That shaking ass. Yeah, yeah. Turn around. Yeah. You can start the night if you want to. Yeah, that's what Bernie told her. You can start the night if you want to. And she did. But what. But what's the mistake diamond made? I'm telling you, women and me and real shit. What the mistake diamond did moving her cousin into the house with her. Her man, her man that she met at the strip club. This our problems. Start putting you on game. She already thinking, fine. He already mad that you dancing at that dumb ass club. You going to work. She a drunk. She at the house. What you think gonna happen? Do what you think gonna happen. You. You think you. You think last wrong for his neighbor to see you. I was your too. But I wouldn't have done it at the house. That wouldn't thank you. You. I'm not hitting you while I lay my head. Never listen. I'm on roach, too. I got he laying eggs in this co. I'm not hitting you here. I want to hit her. When she worked at the club parking lot. Come here. When God, man was going to take her. I'm just telling y'all the truth. Really now, y'all. Y'all don't want to listen to me. Y'all like that old boring ass other people talk to. Y'all. The other people, y'all be. Oh, for real. Don't be in. Y'all don't want to hear the truth. I'm gonna give you the truth. I'm gonna break it down, simplify it, so y'all can understand what I'm trying to tell you here tonight. What I'm trying to tell you is man trouble. Easy to get into. But it's hard to get out of. That's all I'm saying. Sometimes you people be so up and they're so sensitive. Sometimes you just need to smoke some weed, baby. I ain't trying to tell you to do drugs, but I'm just telling you sometimes you just need to hit the weed. Ask my people down there in my hometown, Darryl Green, he'll tell you about that. This ain't trash. I got ask Jilly kid about this. This ain't trash smoke. They'll tell you. Str Gas. Got the real all that in Saudi Arabia. Damn right. Make a camel. Make a camel pass out. If you smell some of this, I got you in la. Go and get it. Jokes is up. Pull up. Tell me about that. Dis ain't trash. Bubble door. They got you around here, Holland. Y'all got pressure. You ain't got but heart attack smoke that ain't hitting on nothing. Got all them chemicals and in your wig and you had a smooth face. Now you smoking this. Now you got bumps every well. And you think you finna hit my sweet. Never your face bumping you. And I say I wasn't gonna use the N word. I'm sorry about offending anybody by using the N word. Trying to get out of using the N word. I'm trying to replace the N word. So if my real fans on here is watching the show, we gonna come up with a word to replace the N word for me. I really want to stop using it, y'all, because I got some white friends and they flaked up. You use it and we should be able to use. You said bow. You should want to bow. I. I put it. I do it. You know I do it. I'm like Gagel. I'm Jungle Fever. I like getting high. Real talk. I know white people. I know we cool, we hang out, but I know when we ain't around, y'all saying the N word. It's cool because how you use it. It's all I'm saying. If you're saying the A is cool, but if you using it with the earth, it's a problem. It's a problem. That's all I'm saying. We know y'all sing it in the song. Don't. When I come around. Don't try to skip the part. Don't do it. Don't say it. But say it the right way, you say it the other way, you can cancel Christmas. You can cancel Christmas. Let me tell y'all something. Ain't nothing like showing up to white Folk how unannounced the money you show up to gonna wife Ohio. I'm tell y'all some real. Some of them, most of them just like her. But I just. I just gotta paint this picture, man. Man, just some real. Cause they. They try to paint a picture about this black folk. I'm tell y'all something. There's some white folks out here. Nasty denim ain't no. They got rats and roaches too. Don't let them lie to you. Acting out ugly and all that. And you got goddamn jungle roaches in this. Oh man, somebody left the window. Ain't nobody left no window up. You ain't took the trash out. Chase, ask him to do I want some of this dirt? Me. I did. I don't want it now. When did you kill this dirt? Do you got a tag for this dirt? You know I'm real cool with the game. One too. I called him right now and he'll smell that dirt Nuts and let you know how old this deer was. You got to be a bad to smell like deer. Nuts to tell how old what kind of school you going to. Because I want to know can I smell this whole cat or not and let me know how many miles she got. Ain't that something. I got a big ass nose. I ain't pushing. I want. I wish I had the power. Smelly holes vagina. Tell me how many miles she got on the. Is it airplane miles? Is it Ford F150 miles? Is it Chevy Caprice? My. I wanna know. Talk to me. I wanna know. If you're watching this show then you better know it's been presented by prize pitch right there. Scan that barcode right there. Put type in trash 2H's. First time users. You put $5 in, you get 50. But that. But that small talk we talking big money. Don't even put you 100 in real talk. Yeah, go and put you 100 in. You betting more or less on your favorite player. I know some of y'all probably work working great yard shift and can't watch me because your boss being nosy watch you on the camera. Put your headphones on and go to Apple podcast and go to Spotify. Type in the bubble dub show on Apple podcast and the Spotify and now here I am right there. You can listen to me all day and download story. That's what I'm asking y'all to do. We'll talk two weeks. Catch me in Minnesota. I'm on the week of ones tour. We the ones tour. Mikey upsta host you got Corey Hoka. Yeah, you got Lil Duvall, you got Carlos Miller, you got Mojo Brooks, you got Haha Davis, you got the skit maker Country Wayne, you got Tony Roberts, Detroit finest. And most of all, you got that black ass overdub. Letting you know right now, my real fans that come out and support me get to them shows early once again because I'll be going up like second to third. Get there early so you can see me do my thing. And I promise you, you won't regret spending your hard earned money coming to see me do my thing. It's just the start, baby, just the beginning. We're going to the top. Not just me, we we a team. Real talk. Because I make it. We all. He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you hell no. Hell, if you're watching this show, then we got something we call the hell no segment. One of my fans hit me up today, Bubba, dude, I know you up there in Buffalo. Get ready to go to the game. Hell no, I'm not going to snow. I like to froze the death up there. Last time I damn they had frost, frost bite. No sir, hell no, I'm not going up though. I be damn. The devil is a lie. I love Buffalo. I want to win before me going back up there in the snow right now, I'm not gonna be able to do it. Y'all. When white people tell you it's cold, it's cold. It's so cold a polar burger ain't come out. That's how cold I see Walmart live. You seen why Lamar was tipping out there. That's a different kind of cold up there in Buffalo. That's damn near calendar. If you ain't never been up up there, ain't relating nothing up there no way. But if you ain't never been up there, don't go. It's cold up there up there. Real talk trash of the day going to Mark Andrews for the Baltimore Raider. Trash, you supposed to be a premier tight end fam. Yeah, you know Lamar, love you. He always throwing the ball you, he throw it to his own damn receivers, but he always throwing to you. And he couldn't count on you tonight, Big dog. Two drops that could potentially won the game for your team and you. Now I know as a player, I don't want to put too much shit on the players because they just players at the end of the day. You play trash today, is you a trash player? No, but you played trash, played like trash today. So what you need to do get in the off season and get better. That's what it's all about, getting better. A lot of you players that watch me and call y'all trash, goddamn it, play better. That's all you got to do. If you don't want me to call you trash, then God damn it, you should play better. Simple as that. That. That's all. You don't want to hear it. God damn it. Don't play like it. I call it like I see it. Once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow when I go live. Peace and love. I'm out the volume.
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