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Bubba Dub
What's up everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hell we him we back fresh from the Super Bowl. I'm back at the crib feeling good. How y'all doing? Oh, y'all talk to me today, ma'am. Dad, you know I'm dying in the ace baby. It's raining down here. My tires already slick tiles already bad it's raining. People want me to run errands. Yeah, hit the like button. Hit subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications on. You never know when we gonna go live over here on the Bubba Dub Show. It's toasty and you women Ain't going in that kitchen and putting on. Putting no meals on today. You eating tacos, Nickel. You eating tacos today. And let me tell you, Negroes on her that's bald headed, they can't and that can't grow no damn hair. I'm not arguing with you. You need to grow up. Not arguing with no nigga who can't grow no her on top of his damn head. I won't do it. Suck of y'all bald headed mother who gonna run up on me. You stole my beast on my parking spot, so your name ain't on this parking spot. Running up on me like you want to do some shit. I was bad today. Y'all dude rang up on me. I had my phone. I had my phone me today. I wouldn't say it's whatever you want to do.
Bubba Dub
I tell you what, y'all and mother.
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Wouldn'T got back in his car. He knew. He knew I had that rusty ass.38 snug nose on me. I would friend the guy if I had to use it that he wouldn't jam. But I had it on me today. Had my chest, I had my girl with me. I showed out today, baby. I ain't know you like that. Yeah, I'm like that type. My heart was beating fast. I just wanted to get that out. Let y'all know, today I had a little run in. Somebody rang up on me. I had my phone on me. I had to live. No, I. I used this. I use. I'm joking. She don't know it, but no, I'm really scared. I'm telling her, you buggy, girl. You. You better tell him he better go. You better leave. See, I'm healing. When I got that pistol, I'm hitting. But nevertheless, though, man, let me go on, go on, get to the sports. I know that's why y'all here like, dude, this thing crazy. What is he talking about? I'm talking about Jerry West. I'm talking about Kanye West. I'm talking about Lakers and five new. You saying what we did to Utah. I'm in his ass. Why he playing against the Utah Jazz? He came out rain last roll. Grant, come here. Come here. All you Laker hangers bring out big badasses over here right now. And let's talk. Let's talk. The last 14 games, we 12 and two. 12 and two and this we got ad this we got Luka talking about defense never. We third in defense the last 14 games. Third in defense. Oh, y'all keep talking about y'all Need a big man. We got. We got. We got what we need. Y'all see Hayes, we finna turn Hayes into Capella. Y'all mean when Jane Harden them had Capella down here in the Rock, that's what we finna turn Hayes into. He's gonna be another clean Capella. Watch. I ain't got the LUCA yet. I ain't. I ain't got the LUCA yet. What Austin Reeves doing getting out? Do you get North Pistol P rolling over in his mother grave right now? It's two white bills on the Lakers that's getting out. Two white beats in there. J. Edgar Hoover rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. There's two white people on the Lakers getting off. You shitting me? All the people that said it wouldn't work. LeBron and LeBron. Luca, they ain't gonna fit together. Puzzles don't fit. People fit together. Yeah, I'm excited and I don't want. Don't y'all get on here talking about Joker. Joker can't beat no damn King. Give a damn about no Joker. He better take his rotten. His raw salmon eating ass back to where he from. We got the face of the league over there. Look, I'll start break. You ain't playing, nigga. You going to get lipo. They got the best lipo surge doctors in la. He gonna be just fine. I'm gonna get him wrapped up, bandage up real good. And Luca finna lose this weight. I watched him. I watched that fat sloth run up and down that flow two times after that, he was huffing and puffing, hands on his head, and he'll. You died. You've been laying up eating goddamn raw turkey up there in dollars. You. When you wasn't playing. You ain't gonna do that here. You gonna drink juice and eat hot tamales in la. You gonna do wrong of the other.
Bubba Dub
Look, I'm loving what I'm seeing from.
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Bubba Dub
I don't give a damn.
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You can't have me no more. I don't give a damn. I didn't have your weak ones. Good enough for me. Good enough for me is what I'm saying. I don't think y'all hearing me, too. I don't think y'all understand what I'm trying to tell y'all right now about these Lakers. I know the Thunder got something. I know the Celtics got something. I know it. But they ain't got no goddamn P and they ain't got no goat. The spacing on the floor is going to be tremendous because you ain't going to double Braun and you damn sure ain't finger lead Luka in the way. AR15 shooting the ball right now. You ain't leaving him open. Then you got Rui open. He ganging Confidential. You got Gabriel. I'm from South Miami Vice. Benson over there, he ganging Confidential. If everybody on the team is ganging off, ganging confidence, baby. You're in trouble now. I want to play some defense now. I got Bando. Y'all talking about shot. He great. But I'm gonna put Pando on length. On length. Paul talking this today angle. I know damn well I am. Oh, you didn't think Doug coming with stats. You better know it. I'm coming with everything. Not saying the Lakers gonna win. I'm not saying all that. But if we go out and get go out and get Javale McGee, he's somewhere in Australia right now eating fried roaches. Come here, Doug. Come here. Bring your ass back over here. We're gonna give him all his shots. Cause ain't no telling what he gonna contract it over there.
Bubba Dub
You know what I'm saying?
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Bubba Dub
How y'all doing though, man? I'm on one today, man. I got a lot going on, man.
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That little situation earlier, man, little altercation.
Bubba Dub
That I had, man. Got some power here after that, too. I burnt her head.
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Oh, square business. Head gas. I blew her head gasket. Oh, she called me too. I was feeling good, feeling pumped up on my drinking and rushing right quick.
Bubba Dub
And she got all this sagging like.
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Oh, man, you get me hot. Turned my back to her real quick, you know what I'm saying? Who put that, put that, put that in my mind real quick. Gotta start jumping up and down. Gotta let my bloodstream real good out of no condom. Come here, come here. Total gone down and get that plan B if you got to. I'm not pulling. Wow. I will not do such a thing.
Bubba Dub
Got a phone call earlier too, from Miami.
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Hey, nephew, we thinking about having Easter at your house. You got that big old house, got that big old backyard. We gonna have Easter at your house. Beautiful throwing. No goddamn Easter egg hunt. A dozen eggs cost more than a perk. 30. Yeah, you gonna Easter egg hunt. You Better do it at the church, but you not doing it at my house. I'll be down if I waste money on them damn egg streets. Not finna paint them damn eggs and all that. You know how much a dozen egg shoots go grocery shopping and see how much a coordinates cost. And you think I'm finna do this for the see? Ain't even lost your damn mind. Get up off my motherfucking phone. By the way, why you ain't up there visiting your retarded ass son that's in jail? Yeah, you ain't talk about that in church this Sunday. You talk about everybody else going to jail, kids going to jail. But we ain't talking about yours going to jail, though. Why is fam in jail? Stealing. Yeah, I heard him down at the feed store stealing. But why is this damn animal Skinny? And he's stealing feedback. Yeah, I heard about white folks already. Kind of told me.
Bubba Dub
No, I'm pressing charges on your cousin.
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Good, good. You need a witness? I'll be one. Now we ain't doing no Easter 800 in my house. Hell no. Family know. They want to come over here and.
Bubba Dub
Look and see what I got in.
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This and tell me how God had done blessed me. I know, but you want me to bless you? Never. You want God to bless you?
Bubba Dub
Let it happen.
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Organic. I won't be the one doing it. And I'm not getting in God's way either. I'm not doing it this year. I'm not doing it. You gonna have to start going fishing for your damn self. I can't no longer provide the ride, the gas, the.
Bubba Dub
The.
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The fishing pole and the bait. I'm not doing neither. No damn ho. Y'all ain't there for me when I need you. Y'all. What was y'all there two Sundays ago, huh? When my baby mama boyfriend don't put no goddamn things on my head knocking shit on my face. Y'all wasn't running to help me then. Y'all were running to Facebook, laughing and talking about me. Now you want to run to me because you need some damn baked potatoes and baked this. No, you a goddamn storm. You in your store. I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson with black folk. Damn their functions. I'm not going no damn more. Wonder why I'm at. I'm with white folks. I'm out here sack racing and. But I ain't hanging with y'all. No, no. She don't know how to act.
Bubba Dub
Sorry y'all got off track, but there's some I'm going through in my life, man. Some I'm going through in my life. I know y'all seen that damn only fan chick. She told on her.
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On her best subscriber. The only fan chick snitched on her own. But she exposed on her best subscriber to her thing.
Bubba Dub
Guess who it was?
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A pastor. Pastor up in the goddamn. Only fans getting off. She gonna tell him, pastor, this ain't right. This ain't right. Pastor told. Technically, baby, you making money with the body God gave you. And I'm just keeping the blessings going. Do you hear me? That's a real nibble, and it makes sense. You are her make it body God gave you. Ain't nothing wrong with that because it come from a God. It's heaven sent. And he sent that man up to.
Bubba Dub
Give that girl all kind of money. That's a blessing in itself right there. See, some of y'all are special kind.
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Of stupid telling on what you eating it. Oh, tell it on the mountain looking ass nigga. See, you always crying to God women about having a good man. You always crying to God about you need help with them kids. You always crying to God about why your vagina ain't good as other women. But when God send you certain things in your life, you don't know it. He ain't good enough for you. Huh?
Bubba Dub
I know you say I die half.
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For a man, but I ain't half against one. You ask for a man, you ain't.
Bubba Dub
Every tall, big or small.
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You ask for a man, you don't want him.
Bubba Dub
But then you go out here and get my goddamn cousin ass stuck up, can't read, write, can't fix a car.
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Can'T do a thing.
Bubba Dub
Put that strap on her.
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That's the only thing she can do good. But you want to put me out the house for my goddamn retarded ass thug cousin. Don't understand it. I don't understand it. I could get away with putting hands on. I would. I don't believe in it, dv. I don't do that. I don't believe in it.
Bubba Dub
But yeah, my stuff cousin got my girl, you know what I'm saying? Well, she wasn't my girl.
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I just thought we were.
Bubba Dub
Because I hit one time.
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But it's all good. I ain't tripping. So y'all want to know why I ain't coming to the reunion? That's why. Punk.
Bubba Dub
Going through it right now.
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And, and, and. And, you know, I'm. I'm reverting back to my Lakers. The Lakers Gotta have eagle blood in them. Cause they kicking ass. The Eagles, the Lakers got some kind of eagle blood in them. Cause they kicking ass. I just keeping the 100 now to piggyback off that.
Bubba Dub
My Kansas City Chief fans, I know why Pat Mahone look like he played on lower tabs. Y'all look at this right here.
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Y'all.
Bubba Dub
Check this out.
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Y'all see that? Do y'all see that? That woman doing witchcraft at the game. That's why y'all. You can't see it.
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Patrick.
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Now, you a little too goddamn dark to be Patrick, but we know who it was, though. I think there was a dagger face on that. Because the damn show wasn't Patrick. Do you hear me? That said, that's how y'all lost. That woman put that fool on y'all ass. Normally Patrick Mahomes on the sideline chewing up his goddamn mouthpiece, girl. I mean, you know what I'm saying? My piece or you over there talking? He wasn't doing none of that. You know I ain't lying. He wasn't doing none of that on the sideline. Trevor Kelsey didn't know who he was. He think he is the Osborne. Now, Travis Kelsey played like Ozzy Osborne. All of a sudden, Travis Kelsey get that old. He didn't. That woman put that on them board, man. I'm telling you, super bowl can't be in New Orleans. No dam. Goddamn riffs didn't know if they were coming to door. You know damn well the riffs gonna always side with the Chiefs. They didn't look at the scope, and it wasn't even that damn close. If they got them door. Show it again, y'all. They got them door. I'm not bulls. How y'all feel about that, though? Cause y'all took ass whooping, dog. That wasn't no regular ass whooping. Like, teams don't get their ass beating on the beat. Like, they in no super bowl, bro. Like, and I am not a conspiracy theorist. Cause I always believe, you know the.
Bubba Dub
Eagles won't get fair and square.
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But you picked the last game of the year to look your worst. You had two weeks off to be prepared. It don't seem right. And I know the defense of the Eagles is monstrous.
Bubba Dub
Come on, now. Come on, now, man.
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I, I Some, some wasn't right. Now they need to get that goddamn.
Bubba Dub
Woman out of him.
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Now, if you can do that with that dog, then you can do that with Trump. That's all I'm saying. Make a goddamn Trump, dog. Yeah, tell him open up the Flood gates. That border down there, Mexico, Tim Oatly go let that come through. Let it come through here. Let it come down.
Bubba Dub
Price is sky high right now.
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And my people down here, they can't take it. Open it up one more time, Trump, for about two weeks.
Bubba Dub
Let them.
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Let them come in.
Bubba Dub
Make them come in. And white people voice by the hundred.
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Thousands, let them come in.
Bubba Dub
The city much better when you flood it.
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That's all I'm saying. I know flood ain't a good thing, but it is in certain things. Gotta flood it sometime, baby. That's all I'm saying. Y'all talk to me, man. Y'all quiet. Valentine's Day coming up, man. What y'all getting? Y'all girl, man.
Bubba Dub
You know what I'm saying? Diamonds.
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Y'all getting some roses, you know.
Bubba Dub
Check it back.
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What y'all get this hoe? This helpful a woman. What's. What y'all getting her? Has she. Has she been good?
Bubba Dub
Has.
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Do she deserve to get anything?
Bubba Dub
That's the thing.
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Everybody want to be loved but of you. But are you lovable? Are you lovable, ladies? Are you doing the thing was doing in the beginning? Are you doing the things for your man that you was doing in the beginning?
Bubba Dub
Because you know how I will. When you first start talking to your girl, you want to talk to her every day.
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You couldn't wait to call her.
Bubba Dub
You couldn't wait to text.
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You couldn't wait to be around everything.
Bubba Dub
You ain't hanging out with your homeboy no more.
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You going to see your biscuit. You butterfly, man. Man, bro, she do something to me.
Bubba Dub
But I don't know what it is.
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Oh, she make the hair raise up on my neck. You've been working about five years now.
Bubba Dub
You don't get the same feeling no more, do you?
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She ain't the same size no more. She about bigger than you now. Yeah, you ain't.
Bubba Dub
She ain't giving you butterflies no more.
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She giving you migraines and headaches and goddamn heartburn. I ain't she. I know damn well she is. She really a goddamn middle patient on the Cool. You be wanting other people. Women y'all just don't know. I have these hobby mental pieces. These hoes need to be on a psych ward. Cause they throw fists when they gonna get what they want. So if any nigga think they want some of mine, come and get over you. You bring this big store motherfucker back. That's all I'm saying. Telling you the truth. I wish I was lying to You. But I'm not.
Bubba Dub
It ain't the same place.
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He ain't the same no motherfucking more. Yeah, you remember him from high school? All state went to college. Yeah, D1.
Bubba Dub
And everything falls down now.
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That sorry motherfucker don't want to go to work now. Yeah, Them football days, basketball days over. John, you have to get. You. Oh, you want to get you your damn cdl and go. Go to work. But he keep holding on. Blew my knee off. I wouldn't never blew my knee out. That's why I'm smoking now. Cause I blew my knee high. Yeah, that's why I'm drinking now. Cause I blew my knee high. Shake that off and go. You got people on this show right now lost their mama, lost their daddy.
Bubba Dub
Don't know neither one of them. But they are making it happen.
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We got to stop making excuses. I didn't do this. If I didn't do that. Get up off your ass and go.
Bubba Dub
Make some of yourself, brother.
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You ain't got. You ain't got. You ain't gotta make it in sports. Be a doctor, lawyer, fireman, a police, whatever you want to be. But stop making excuses, man.
Bubba Dub
That's something we ain't doing in 20, 25.
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Black people.
Bubba Dub
We ain't making no excuses. And we ain't taking no either.
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Don't get out of line. We will discipline. We will discipline them. Not with guns, though. We ain't doing guns. With motherfucking hands. We ain't doing guns. That's what they want us to do. Grab them weapons, then they can act on us. Won't happen. Because I want to be here tomorrow. You should, too. We gonna learn how to fight.
Bubba Dub
We gonna learn how to fight. We gonna learn how to motherfucking love. But we gonna stop hating one another.
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We gonna stop hating cause my brother.
Bubba Dub
Got diamonds in his teeth. We gonna stop hating cause my brother got a new car. My brother got a new house. My brother got everything going for him.
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And I ain't really got too much going, but that don't mean I'm go. We gonna get this out of our bloodstream. We gonna start being there for one another.
Bubba Dub
Your kids need you to come to their goddamn school. Your kids need you to come to the event. The kid needs to come to the football and basketball game. Take them to cheerlead practice, damn it.
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We gonna come together. That's what we gonna do. That's what we gonna do.
Bubba Dub
That's the only way we gonna make a change. We can't make a change with Doing this. We can't make a chain with doing this. You can't make a chain when you all. You think, oh, you can put that.
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Meat on and she gonna be good.
Bubba Dub
Yeah, for two or three days. Then they hold right back.
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Nagging.
Bubba Dub
Can't fix it. Your meat can't fix everything. My, hey, you gotta learn how to grow up and mature.
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You gotta fix you.
Bubba Dub
You gotta fix your mentality. Yeah. You gotta fix your way of thinking, your way of life, your way of being. You gotta stop looking at life sometime.
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In a negative view.
Bubba Dub
You gotta look at it from the.
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Positivity side of things.
Bubba Dub
Yeah, I stopped looking. Let me tell y'all something. I stopped looking for the good in the people. I started looking for the truth. Anybody can be a good person past.
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The gonna be truthful to you. That's all I'm saying. That's what we gonna start doing.
Bubba Dub
We're gonna build ourselves up. We're gonna build everybody around us, baby. We're gonna build our communities, baby. We're gonna build our jungle.
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Yeah, that's what we doing. We protect what we love, baby.
Bubba Dub
That's what we doing. Children got to be safe again. Women got to be safe again. We ain't doing no robbing and killing.
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We ain't doing no raping.
Bubba Dub
We ain't doing none of that.
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We getting businesses, baby. Yeah, we're getting businesses downtown now. We got life insurance. We got dogs got goddamn insurance. Now your ass and T got insurance. Now your teeth got get insurance. Come here, damn it. We ain't just barely upgrading. We upgrading the whole thing. I went from regular, regular TV to satellite. The fire stick. It's the upgrade for me. Oh, it's the upgrade for me. That's what we doing. What y'all doing? Are you here? Are you living life?
Bubba Dub
Which one? Because when God calls that curtain, it's hopeful. Ain't nothing I can say. Your family, your mama, daddy can say to bring you back. So if you know somebody now that you proud of and you want to give them their flowers, you better do it while they can, while they can.
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Smell it, because they can't do nothing with it when they dead. I hate when people say, hey, I.
Bubba Dub
Wish I told my brother I love him. You better do it now. You better do it now. See, I always tell people this. You can't be on here saying, I hate that.
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I don't like that.
Bubba Dub
But say, I love God. I will say, how can you say you love me for whom you never seen but your brother?
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You sing and be around every Day.
Bubba Dub
We can go to church. We can go to church.
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That's how y'all want to play it. Baby, I'm in one of them zones right now, baby.
Bubba Dub
I'm in one of them zone.
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I'm feeling good.
Bubba Dub
I'm on some of the best weed in the country.
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This ain't trash.
Bubba Dub
If you're smoking like I'm smoking and.
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You feeling like I'm feeling, feeling and.
Bubba Dub
Then, hey, everything is good. It's all love, man. I used to let this little get to me. I no longer let it get to me. I'm like the lion now. The jackal ain't no home.
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That Jack ain't no threat. He want to eat, too.
Bubba Dub
You know what I'm saying?
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He want to eat, too, but stay your distance.
Bubba Dub
That's how I look at the hagers.
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Bubba Dub
I let my mind hang sometimes. Yeah, that's how you men got to feel.
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Bubba Dub
People hating family member friends. They hating on you.
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They just jackles, baby. A jacko can't harm a lion, baby. That's what you do when you're in the bedroom with your old lady after you get through. My man so mad. I ain't. I got in my drawer, I just make sure you can see him. That's why I kept the lights off. I'm thugging, man type thugging. You just took me from a who got sitting in the draw. Ho, what is you talking about? You think you got a killer booty? Killer? Yeah. You in love with. Got in his room. Yeah, that's what's going down, man. These all falling in love with shitty booty ass gangster. Big gun, big ar. Big in your draws, too. Yeah, yeah, we gonna talk about it. I've been trapping. You've been musty. You've been musty. And that tells me kind of woman you dealing with, too.
Bubba Dub
Y'all better pay attention to what's going.
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Bubba Dub
Yeah, man, my girl be working out.
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She be going playing the fitness, man.
Bubba Dub
She be going to LA Fitness, man, wearing them tights. She ain't doing them trying to show off that old rag lad monkey. Yeah, she getting compliments.
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Don't think she ain't. They complimenting them.
Bubba Dub
Whether that soft or sweet, they complimenting them. Yeah, Pecan pie look good in the.
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From 40ft away. That's all I'm saying. Pecan pie look good 40ft away until you get up on it and it don't look as it look as appealing as it did for my fault. Now tell me I'm lying.
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But I'm feeling good. Luca in la White people back bab Bacon, cherry pies, apple pies.
Bubba Dub
Oh, it's going in the white folks house right now.
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See white people. The boy they see like us, we eat spaghetti. Yeah. White people eat pasta. We eat cornbread. They eat garlic toast. You know, woman, I'M just saying it's all the same, just different, that's all. You think black people. Only people pray before they eat. White people do too.
Bubba Dub
Dear Heavenly Father, that's white people. Our Father that's dying.
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Heaven hallowed be thy name. That's white folks. They're. Heavenly Father, we want to thank you.
Bubba Dub
For the food that's been prepared for us today.
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Thank you for the cheese. We thank you for the Mac and cheese. We thank you for my.
Bubba Dub
My beautiful wife and her nieces that.
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Prepared this dinner for us, not white folks. Thy father that thine in heaven, hallowed be thy name. We pray for health and great wealth for journey from graduating from Harvard. Amen.
Bubba Dub
And white people go to work, they.
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Eat their little old food. Little peas and carrots. White people gonna have on vegetable. Peas and carrot. That. That the chicken they got. That ain't got now juice in it. Dry dinner. But the lit is teeth. 99 years old US, we got pork chops, chicken, spiral ribs, chitlins, and we legacy 56. That's why it's in the food. That's why I'm going plant based. That's why I smoke this. Putting your own game.
Bubba Dub
Y'all got to tune in and listen.
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To a dub telling y'all. Y'all think I just be up here talking. I'm just telling y'all the truth. What's going on in the world, baby? Are we more diabetics?
Bubba Dub
Probably catching cameras catching so much because.
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Bubba Dub
You are what you eat. Real talk.
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You know it being presented by prize picks. That's right. Right there in the right hand corner. Go and download prize picks. Use my promo code. Trash with the two H's, baby. You bet more or less on your favorite player basketball season is him get college.
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Go on and download it, man. Put $5 in, you get 50 instant. If you can't watch this show, you only can listen if you're at your job. Maybe my people at Walmart. Maybe my people that work at night shield wherever y'all doing. You can't watch the show. Hey, go to Apple Podcast, man. Go to Spotify. Type in the bubble dub show, man. Run them numbers up for your boy. Run my. Run my numbers up like y'all do for Michael Jordan.
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Bubba Dub
You go and spend 250 and 300. But this don't cost you nothing. It don't cost you nothing to come over here and chop it up and have fun and laugh with your boy.
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It gonna cost you a thing, huh? It gonna cost nothing to do that for you, boy. Let's do it. Least I interact with y'all and rock with y'all. Y'all see me. I shake hands until the very last person. Now cost you nothing to support your boy.
Bubba Dub
Get the like button.
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Comments, let the people know.
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Bubba Dub
Your laughing, giggles, and you want to.
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Know what's going on in the game right here, right? Mother bubble dove show.
Bubba Dub
Leave that what we doing, man? Part of the show where we do a hell no segment, man. You know what I'm saying? This part of the show, what we do here. Now, some people put questions in and ask me something, and I let them know, is it hell no or not?
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Bubba Dub
Hell, y'all ready? Cause I'm gonna slow it down today a little bit, man. I ain't got number time on my hand. It's raining. I'm gonna slowly show down, make it a little bit longer.
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That y'all be saying you be getting done too early.
Bubba Dub
I hear y'all. I try to make corrections today. Y'all was on my ass for a minute, man. Where you at?
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You late. You late.
Bubba Dub
So I'm getting my crew together, and we getting better on being on time like a day. I was out by one minute, but I just had to make sure my wasn't lagging. So I apologize for that, but it's just part of the show. What we do with hell now. Segment, somebody asked me, bubble Duck, if you could do it all over again, would you resend the Luca Dungeon trade.
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With A.D. hell, no. We got the man that we need. Look, now, don't get me wrong. When AD get healthy, when he get.
Bubba Dub
Healthy, the Dallas Mavericks will be okay.
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I will say that.
Bubba Dub
I'm not gonna sugar, pray, and lie. I love 8080 him.
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But to get a generational talent like local at 25.
Bubba Dub
That's why Mark Cribbing was on that goddamn phone with Nico trying to figure.
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Out what's going on.
Bubba Dub
This.
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This can't. This can't happen. That's why come Martin know.
Bubba Dub
Let me tell y'all something, man. Luca was white.
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Jesus to them Dallas, I'm not pushing. Them Negroes up there is hot. Every Luca fan hot that they Dallas trapped.
Bubba Dub
They were protesting. They was protesting up There at the Dallas. At the American Airlines.
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They were protesting. Hell, Dirk was even out there in la. He can't believe it.
Bubba Dub
But you know who. Who can. Gonna put that chubby work.
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Don't do the work. Last 14 games, y'all be 12.
Bubba Dub
Two. And we done it.
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We got AD and we done it without Luke.
Bubba Dub
When him and Braun get together.
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Yeah. Hey, y'all come here. Yeah.
Bubba Dub
Hey, starting to come together. Gotta work on your hands, though. Hey, stories all gonna come together, man. They go out and get McGee or go out and get. Just get a big man that's available right now, man. Jail a little bit. Get some chemistry going. Lakers gonna be tough to beat in them playoffs, bro. And I got. And I got to be a realist, Joker. You got the Celtics. You got them. And then you got the. You got the Thunder and you got the Denver Dumber Nuggets.
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Who else? Who else?
Bubba Dub
We already four seed right now.
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I've been the third spot by tomorrow before. See, right now, we've been the third spot by tomorrow, y'all.
Bubba Dub
I want to see these Lakers. They put it all together. Y'all ain't gonna want to see this.
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I'm telling you.
Bubba Dub
It's something brewing in la. Ain't them goddamn wildfire.
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It's some point in la. I'm letting you know that now. Do you say what you wave? Ah, man. Jump on.
Bubba Dub
Look like a be Sean Bradley rolling on me. Great. Somebody rolling over that damn grave. They tied third. All I know. Rockets.
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I'm gonna get the Rockets.
Bubba Dub
They credit Rockets. I like the Rockets.
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I don't.
Bubba Dub
I can't. I can't knock them young boys. Where you doka doing? They good. But they ain't got. They ain't got them two LA got.
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They got Brawny. Luca, are you.
Bubba Dub
Y'all gonna understand what's going on here. The. The dynamic of what's about to happen. LA finna be rocking and rolling, y'all. Y'all watch NBA know exactly what they doing. NBA know exactly what they doing.
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And I'm riding wolf riding with them.
Bubba Dub
On this one, man. I just. I guess something about this, man. I just feel it in my bones, man. Something can be special in year. Because nobody really expect the Lakers to do anything. All the former players are talking about there's no defense. Well, there's no need for defense if.
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I'm outscoring your ass. That's all I'm saying. Ain't no need for defense if I scoring you name on the game and score more points than you. God damn It. I'm scoring. I'm scoring. You can't stop me from scoring. That mean I'm gonna win. As long as that chubby go right down on that block by that key and continue to hit that one legged goddamn fade away. Or continue to draw an extra defender in and he kicking it out. Or he throwing an alley hoop. Braun coming down that month ass. Your ass is in trouble. You can say what you want. Something wrong with Luca, man.
Bubba Dub
I'm telling y'all, man.
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Dallas ain't saying everything. Ain't nothing wrong with that motherfucker. Only thing wrong with Luke, he was overweight. He was drinking Michelos every goddamn night. It wasn't number yeast. We gonna get that yeast. I got you up there in la. We gonna get the yeast out of you in la. I guarantee you that. Ain't nothing wrong with it up there in GG's. Every now and then with them hoes got local, that's all. Yeah, he good. LA strip club ain't like Dallas strip club when they're letting holding dow get knife. My boy naked little Nelly gonna do number showgate. TT that's it. But we took him to the Playboy Mansion. Let him see everything.
Bubba Dub
Open up his eye. Open up his.
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Yeah, let him see them old pink thing.
Bubba Dub
He never seen him like that.
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Oh, yeah, they fluffy, too. Roger Rabbit, come here. Give him his. Yeah, the more Roger Rabbit. White girl love carriage, boy. I'm telling you the truth. And I give it to him.
Bubba Dub
Somebody say Miller highlight. Okay, See what he do. Yeah, I like the thunder. Thunder gonna be good, though. Y'all can catch me on the Week of Ones tour too, as well. Don't forget to check me out on the Week of Ones tour, man. I'll be in South Haven February 28th. All my people out there grab them tickets. I'm like the second. I'm like the second act. So make sure you go and grab them tickets. Get there early so you can see me go on stage and do what I do. This past weekend, I was in Baton Rouge as a silly rabbit, man. That was crazy. So I got took a people down there in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, y'all showed me so much love, man. I appreciate everybody that popped up, pulled up on us, man. Show our shows. I love it. Got a lot going, man. You can go right there on my website, bubbledubnt.com. you can see what I got going. I got merch. That's gonna be the Search is Ready. If y'all ain't already seen the Search is Ready, we're Just trying to get them on the website and get them going. But I do got shirts on me. So if you own tour, you come out to the show. The week of ones tour, I have a search on me. You can purchase a shirt from me. But we rocking and rolling on this side. Hopefully everybody out there is. Is having good health right now. Hope you in good spirits. Anybody watching the show. You're down and out. We praying for you. Don't never give up. Don't never give up. Don't let nobody knock your dreams. Let's put our kids through school or whatever we could do. But I'm gonna start a foundation, man. Start putting kids through school. That's what I'm on right now, y'all. That's. That's my goal. That's my focus. To start putting kids through school, man, and changing folks lives. That's. That's what it's all about. So if you're watching this show today, I appreciate you for tuning in and watching us over here on the bubble dub show. We a growing show. The numbers are, are improving. But let's, let's. Let's keep it going though. Let's, let's. Let's get this show out there even more than what it is right now. Shout out to Marshawn lynch for popping up on us this weekend now in the super bowl. Shout out to Dave and Busters. Shout out to my whole team to help. Shout out to everybody to pull up to the Dave and Buster's watch party with us. We pre. I appreciate y'all from the back of my heart. I'll be out there in the Bay Area this weekend. NBA all star. I'll be there. And we just moving, man. We just, we just working. We ain't stand still. We ain't worried about what other people doing. We focus on us and that's what we got. You got. If you're watching the show, you got to do that to your life. Focus on you and what you can do and what you can be good at and what you can contribute at. Don't worry about why such and such getting blessed right now. If you keep doing the right thing, you're gonna get blessed too. Yeah. You stand in line long enough, you're gonna get to the on wonder, homie. I promise you that. I promise you that. Thank y'all for watching, man. Peace and love. I'm out the volume.
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Club Shay Shay: The Bubba Dub Show - "BUBBA DUB YELLS 'LAKER MF NATION!!! NBA FINALS COME MERE!!!' LEBRON & LUKA....YESSSIRRR!!"
Release Date: February 11, 2025
In this electrifying episode of Club Shay Shay, NFL legend Shannon Sharpe presents The Bubba Dub Show, where Bubba Dub delivers a high-energy commentary on the NBA, particularly focusing on the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James, and Luka Dončić. The episode is a rollercoaster of passionate opinions, personal anecdotes, and community insights, all wrapped in Bubba Dub's signature vibrant style.
The episode kicks off with Bubba Dub energetically greeting his audience:
Bubba Dub (02:03): "What's up everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah."
He immediately dives into the hot topics of the day, setting the tone for an engaging and lively discussion. Bubba Dub shares recent experiences, including a minor altercation he encountered:
Bubba Dub (15:05): "That little situation earlier, man, little altercation that I had, man. Got some power here after that, too. I burnt her head."
Bubba Dub fervently discusses the Lakers' prospects in the upcoming NBA Finals, expressing both skepticism and hope. He critiques the team's recent performance and roster changes, particularly the trade involving Luka Dončić:
Bubba Dub (41:04): "Someone asked me, bubble Duck, if you could do it all over again, would you resend the Luka Dončić trade? Hell, no. We got the man that we need. Look, now, don't get me wrong."
He emphasizes the importance of team chemistry and defense, highlighting the Lakers' defensive rankings:
Bubba Dub (06:15): "The last 14 games, we 12 and two. 12 and two, and this we got Luka talking about defense. Never. We third in defense the last 14 games."
Bubba Dub also critiques opposing teams and players, offering his take on LeBron James and his compatibility with Luka:
Bubba Dub (06:20): "LeBron and LeBron. Luka, they ain't gonna fit together. Puzzles don't fit. People fit together."
The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes and broader community issues. Bubba Dub shares experiences related to family conflicts and societal challenges:
Bubba Dub (16:01): "Got a phone call earlier too, from Miami. Hey, nephew, we thinking about having Easter at your house. You got that big old house, got that big old backyard."
He addresses generational struggles and the importance of personal responsibility:
Bubba Dub (27:04): "You ain't got to make it in sports. Be a doctor, lawyer, fireman, a police, whatever you want to be. But stop making excuses, man."
Bubba Dub offers sharp commentary on cultural differences and social behaviors, particularly contrasting Black and White communities:
Bubba Dub (36:28): "You think Black people. Only people pray before they eat. White people do too."
He delves into the nuances of cultural practices, highlighting both similarities and differences with a touch of humor and critique:
Bubba Dub (38:13): "We got pork chops, chicken, spiral ribs, chitlins, and we legacy 56. That's why it's in the food. That's why I'm going plant-based."
Engaging his listeners, Bubba Dub promotes his online presence and encourages audience interaction:
Bubba Dub (39:13): "But if you're watching this show, then you know it's being presented by PrizePicks. That's right. Right there in the right-hand corner."
He urges fans to support his show through various platforms:
Bubba Dub (39:32): "Go on and download it, man. Put $5 in, you get 50 instant. If you can't watch this show, you only can listen if you're at your job."
Towards the end of the episode, Bubba Dub shifts to a more motivational tone, encouraging self-improvement and community building:
Bubba Dub (28:52): "We're gonna build ourselves up. We're gonna build everybody around us, baby. We're gonna build our communities, baby."
He wraps up with heartfelt thanks and inspirational thoughts, emphasizing the importance of perseverance and positive change:
Bubba Dub (43:57): "We just moving, man. We just, we just working. We ain't stand still. We ain't worried about what other people doing. We focus on us and that's what we got."
Bubba Dub on Team Chemistry:
"LeBron and LeBron. Luka, they ain't gonna fit together. Puzzles don't fit. People fit together." (06:20)
On Personal Responsibility:
"You ain't got to make it in sports. Be a doctor, lawyer, fireman, a police, whatever you want to be. But stop making excuses, man." (27:04)
Cultural Practices:
"Only people pray before they eat. White people do too." (36:28)
Community Building:
"We're gonna build ourselves up. We're gonna build everybody around us, baby. We're gonna build our communities, baby." (28:52)
Perseverance:
"Don't never give up. Don't never give up. Don't let nobody knock your dreams." (30:02)
This episode of Club Shay Shay features a dynamic and multifaceted conversation led by Bubba Dub, who seamlessly blends sports analysis with personal and cultural commentary. Bubba Dub's passionate discourse on the Lakers and NBA Finals is paired with poignant insights into community building and personal accountability. The episode serves not only as a sports talk show but also as a platform for broader social discussions, making it a compelling listen for a diverse audience.
Whether you're an NBA enthusiast, a community advocate, or simply looking for engaging and thought-provoking content, The Bubba Dub Show offers a unique blend of entertainment and meaningful conversation. Bubba Dub's authentic voice and relatable experiences ensure that listeners are both entertained and inspired to take positive actions in their own lives and communities.
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