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The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub's Live reaction to the AFC North Battles: Browns vs Ravens & Bengals vs Steelers !!
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The volume. Welcome to the Bubble Dub show. Everybody hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Y'all already see what I'm on tonight. I'm on Straight Up Bull tonight. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm on Straight Up Bull. Cause that's what I just watched. That's what I just witnessed tonight. Before I even get started, though, y'all know I know what I want y'all to do. Man. Warming up in this month. Somebody tell George Pickens come here. Somebody tell George Pickens come here for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Tell him come here right quick. I want to talk to him. Just got through watching the Cincinnati Chili Bowl Bengals beat the Steelers 19 to 17. And then I'm be hungry. This game wasn't worth a damn. Do you if this game wasn't worth a damn. I tell you why. And it's just my imo, my opinions. Let me tell you why Pittsburgh did not want to win this motherfucking game. You got a number one receiver in George Pickens. I want that mother investigated the same way they be. Hey, y'all seen that? So American greed when the FFA come in and. And. And then they investigate fraud. What? This ain't nothing but a fraud player. He forgive it. Number one receiver, you got one catch in 60 minutes. A ball game. You got football player that's done died on that motherfucking field. Yeah, Pee Wee League. Yeah. Yeah. Pee Wee League. Junior high varsity college NFL. And this can't catch the ball. It ain't that cold up there where you can't catch the ball. You were complaining last year by having Dean and Pickett. They bring in goddamn Russell, Seattle Wilson to change all that. And you still dropping motherfucking passes. He ain't that motherfucking good to keep. Let him go. Let him go. Either he dropping the ball or he messing with the other team. Either way, he ain't worth it. And I know some of y'all saying she do. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to win the game. You want to win every game. You can win playoffs right here. You can throw in the row. Mike Tumbler. I don't know what you. What you looking at, but God damn it, you need somebody. Michael Phelps. But Russell Wilson ain't getting the job done. 148 yard passing. Say it with me. Bubble Dub Gang trash. You need to put these motherfuckers on your eye. Mike Pump. I know it's cold up there, but you need to be able to see. And Russell C. Aaron Wilson is no longer doing the job. Get him out of there. I ain't getting Justin Fields. I change this shit up. If I'm Mike Tumbler, I'm Mike Tumbling. I get to go with my offensive coordinator. I come out that first playo playing Justin Fields. They ain't been prepared for him. It could throw everybody out. They wouldn't know how to stop. Because Russell Wilson ain't doing nothing but sitting in that pocket, sitting in that pocket. I don't know what he looking on, looking at. I don't know who he waiting for. But them receivers, they ain't there taking no sacks. It's six. It's second and six. Next thing you know, it's third and 19. Got this. Don't know how to throw a ball away. Begin to lead. Septon't know how to throw the ball away and move on to the next play. That's what we witnessed here tonight, y'all. Oh, they gonna run about Naja Harry run like he got goddamn concrete. Concrete boots on concrete. Wasting his damn shoes. Tell me I'm lying. I'm stealing Nation right now. I'm not feeling good. I'm not feeling good about my squad. I'm not. And I'm not happy. No. Mike Tumbler ain't never had a losing year. Good for him. But this ain't what this about. This is about winning the Super Bowl. Do you. You already got one. Tumbling. I know you want some more. This is about winning Super Bowl. This team ain't gonna do it, y'all. I'm sorry to tell you. Ain't no turning it on and turning it off. Either you got it or you don't. And right now, the damn damn Steelers ain't got it. They ain't got it. Might well go ahead and call it a year. Might well come on with the cowboy and watch this. I'd rather watch Sierra make Tik Tok videos than rock Russell Wilson sorry ass. Talk about. I don't know what that was tonight, y'all. I don't know what that Was tonight, I ain't gonna take out my frustration. I go on the Steelers. I want to give props to the Cincinnati Bengals and what Joe Burrow, what. What he has been able to do this year, him and Jamar Chase with no defense. That's why I don't understand Cincinnati Beef defense ain't stopped nobody all year. But when they come to the Steelers, they can stop them. It don't make no sense to me. Damn. Bingo's defense. Surprised they. Goddamn, they okay. They stopped them. Burrow throwing that ball all over. Yeah. Jamar Chase leading in receptions, leading in touchdowns, leading in, leading in. Leading in three categories. I think it's receptions, yards and touchdown triple crowns, what they call it. Jamar Chase, congratulations. Then you got Higgins over here. He balling too. See, one thing about Joe Foxborough, he makes sure everybody get the ball. Do you? He makes sure everybody get the ball. Remind me of Caitlin Jim. That's who he remind me of. Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner is a team player. He all about. He all about the players getting their ball. I'm not bullshitting you. I ain't on no jokes. I'm being real. I'm being real now. Back in 1990, you good white people had all that money. You were running nine up to la getting goddamn plastic surgeries. Now I got coming out your face. Your face right now smell of straight up swamp cocks. Get them in your face when you're young. And when you get older, God damn it, you look like a goddamn monster. Time to be slick. Oh, I'm gonna stay young. Young forever. See you white people get 49, your face start cracking though. These goddamn faces. Ain't that what happened to Michael Jackson? Yeah, little old Michael, that what happened to him? No goddamn plastic surgeries. Turned into a straight goddamn monster. He really started looking like that damn character he played in Thriller. That's who he really started looking like. Started acting like him too. The same way he was. Same way he was stepping into them goddamn bedroom to them boys. And y'all know ain't. I ain't saying Mike touched them boy. I'm just saying. God damn it. That's how you were coming into the bedroom with him. I don't believe half them stories, though. I don't. Mike dead and gone. I ain't gonna put no on his name. I'm just saying I don't believe he. He touched all them boy. Ain't saying he never touched nobody. I'm saying I don't believe he touched all of them. That's all I'm saying. But that's how he was coming into them goddamn bedrooms. To him, they were. Michael have anybody he wanted. He had had Elvis Presley dog, don't you know you got them white folks didn't like that. Them goddamn white boat might have an Albert Priestland. Lisa Marie, she was busting they open. People busting their. Y'all keep thinking Mike wasn't hitting up. See, see, I just want to love you P Y T for young thing you need some loving PYT Shit. Michael Jackson. That's Joe Jackson. Baby boy T. Go you get your ass out this goddamn sound room. This mic so nickel. These mic show might die. Y'all want to tell me Michael Jackson broke? Stop it. What kind of motherfucker got his own doctor that's broke? Mike had every goddamn drug normal man in their room, but he broke. Well, if he were broke, then God damn it, his credit was good because goddamn old ball was giving it to him. See, I'm a different kind of bro when I'm broke. I can't get no fronts. I can't get no 3.5 if I ain't got no goddamn money. Different. Mike owns Sony catalog on the Beagles catalog. But y'all want to convince us that the man was broke. Said, I told y'all this year I'm gonna put you on game. Will put shit in your face and tell you what you seen, you didn't really see. Stop it. You want me to tell me I seen my baby mama in the parking lot giving head? I didn't see that shit. I'm hallucinating. I didn't see my baby mama down on her knees giving head in the parking lot. And this dude called giving head. The whole goddamn car was shaking. I am beating on the door like goddamn Forrest Gump was. That's what I would mean. People got the cameras out and laughing. And I didn't find that funny. Y'all help me get this hoe off this meat. But y'all want to convince me, us the world Michael Jackson was broke. I don't believe who one did. I don't believe not gonna let y'all do that tonight. He might have been a dope head, okay? So was Elvis. Y'all don't want to talk about evils on them goddamn pill popping pills. That's. That's the truth. Ever died of popping pills. The overdose it happened to how some of us. It's okay. He was a junkie. That's okay. He was a junkie. Ain't gonna take away from his talent. It was one of the greatest ever do it that didn't ever write nothing. Stole everybody else music. But God damn it, you ain't nothing but a hound dog. I'll be lying to you if I tell you I ain't like Elvis, man. Hairstyle, hair. Careless. And he could act. I know how to separate the two. Some of you don't. Some of you don't know how to separate from a good woman from a hoe. Cause you've been with hoes your whole life. So when you get a good woman, you gonna know how to treat that goddamn woman. 2025, we ain't doing them on that baby hair no more. Ho, you ain't never had baby hair, but all of a sudden you 49 with baby her. Get that off your goddamn head. Gladys. You gonna get your ass in there somewhere and start cooking some black Eyed peas and some other shit. Coming here with taga top casserole. Yo grandma rolling over in the motherfucking grave. What's taga top casserole? That's that new shit we don't know. That's don't wrong. We like our fried chicken golden. We gonna eat chicken without flour. Your white folks done change the dang. Cooking chicken without flour. Never. Y'all want to earth fry your air. Frying your brain too. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. That's why you can't think. Air fryer, microwave. I'm on the stove with this. I want that quick fix. I want that quick eye. That's how you die. I better stop bullshitting. I told you 20, 25. It's new year. But a change up, I'm already in the goddamn claim of business. Every day. Me and so. So me and so many other people in playing fitness, they end up working hard, sweating like a. Time to lose that weight. I'm enough for show. I ain't really trying to lose no weight. I'm killing time. I'm trying to get away from my girl. She getting on my goddamn nerd. I'd rather go to the gym and look at them holes. I'm just being honest today. 2025 is all about being honest. 24 is when you were getting exposed. 25 is about being. I'm in there looking at them hoes. God damn it. I'm looking too. I ain't wearing no glasses. Look at that. I want them to know I'm looking at them too. Excuse me. Excuse you. Stop wearing it, God damn it. You wouldn't wear it. I Wouldn't watch it. But since you ain't wearing nothing, I'm gonna look at that frog. But wise girl, look. Got them tights up in the goddamn gym and think I'm gonna look you dead in your eyes all day. You a lie. Look down there, too, and I'm gonna look. Oh, my goodness. I mean no disrespect, but I am a man. I am a man and I'm gonna look. I ain't mean to get off track, y'all. I apologize. Another game we watched today, we watched the Baltimore Ravens run through the goddamn Cleveland Dog Crown, Dog Pound Brown. Let me be honest with y' Brown owners. Y'all need to give them fans they money back. I'm serious. That don't make no sense, how sorry y'all are. Y'all ain't done since Jim Jones was a young man. You know how many teams y'all done had? How many quarterbacks? I done went through her. And y'all ain't been good since Jim Brown. Jim, the Cleveland Brown was so goddamn sorry y'all, Jim Brown quit and went to act. I ain't bullshitting. Start marching. Yeah, I was marching with Morton.
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Oh, y'all want to paint a picture about. Oh, I pick more. Y'all want to paint a picture. Oh, he was cheating on his wife. Martin Luther King ain't the only man she gonna buy. Martin Luther King will give him some. Do you hear me? Martin Luther King will get some Gucci and God damn it, I'm not mad. Hearing mad at that. Man, forget some coochie. Tell your Hoover trash you were getting booty. I won't talk about that J. Edgar Hoover and his boyfriend. But y'all want to talk about Martin. Y'all want to paint a picture on Martin? What Martin was doing. Martin cheating on Corella Scott and he called home, goddamn correct complaining you're on the road, Martin. You've been on the road two or three goddamn weeks. God damn it. I got the hump. Something. Never seen a world that we lived In America. Live in. Get mad at a man for getting some. I got mad at Tiger forget something. Y'all shine. Tiger Wolf against. I can't win no more. It's the world we live in, y'all. Y'all so called Christians. Y'all want to complain that another man against us put me dead in my eyes. America, that's what we doing, y'all. This the land of free. If I want to go out there and give me some ass, God damn it, I can go out there and get some ass. Ain't none of y'all business. Show what Malcolm smoke. Show what Martin Luther King smoke Newports. I wouldn't surprise me if he smoke weed. We live in right here today. It's straight up bullshit. Cleveland Browns. Y'all need to sell that organization to the Bone Thugs and Horn. That's the only goddamn people that can save a Cleveland Brown is Bone Thugs and Horn. Well, when EZ was still alive right now, I know he'll put his bead in for it. Jackson gonna be the MVP three years in a row. Will it be three years in the Roy running? I know he won it last year. I think he's gonna want two. So I think it might be three going here. He gonna win. He got the. Ain't nobody got the stats Lamar got. But what I'm starting to see from the Baltimore Ravens, like I told y'all a couple weeks ago, they are running the ball now. Derrick Henry had over 100 yard rushing. They start out that good. But that second half, when you keep feeding the goddamn baby, what I tell you, if you continue to feed a baby, he will grow. That's how. If you continue to feed a baby, he will grow. That's what they did today against the Cleveland Brown first half, they couldn't really get that much on the ground with Derrick Henry, but they kept beat. Goddamn, he started growing. And when he started running down that motherfucking field and starting getting to the second level and you see that stiff arm get back as a defender, I walk off the goddamn field and somebody stiff on me. Like, get it back. And if I'm a defensive coordinator and they come on the sideline, I bring that tablet over here. Look at him. Look at you. Look at you getting stiffed on. You got one more time to get stiffed on like that on television, your ass gonna be over here with me permanently for the Baltimore Ravens. I think this the year. I don't think next year. I'm telling you now, this is the year that y'all can win. The super bowl, but you gotta stick to that formula is that we gonna run the ball around y'all throat. This to you to do it. Okay? Once y'all get a lead, that means the defense and defensive ends over there can put they ears to the back and get out to the quarterback. But the Ravens, you gonna have to get a league against these Chiefs. You're gonna have to get a lead against the Bills to win. I'm just being real with you. You're gonna have to do those things. If y'all do those things, y'all got a chance of going down the super bowl down in New Orleans and winning. I'm just calling it like I see it. Real talk now. I don't know what y'all seeing, but that's what I see from the Baltimore Raven. Yes. The team they have now, they can win the Super Bowl. And it's out of the Ravens, Chiefs and Bills. And I know y'all keep throwing up Josh Allen for mvp. Stop it. I'd rather get Joe Burrow that MVP before I give Josh Allen. I'm just being honest. But the MVP will go to Lamar Jackson. It will go to him. That motherfucker, he throwing the ball beautifully. And he proceedings weren't that good today overall. He ain't turning the ball over. And that's all that matters in the NFL. You protecting the power, you protect the ball. You always give your team a chance to win. And that's what Lamar Jackson is doing this year. He can rely on Derrick hearing now. Yep. Especially when they get in that shotgun and then they do that re option. You don't know if he gonna hand it off. You don't know if he gonna keep it and make a real danger. And you seen the day the Baltimore Ravens, when they came out in the eye formation and the Cleveland Browns stacked it up, had nine men on the line of script. They thought they were going to run the ball play action to that big ass full back 28 yard game. You see what I'm saying? All of us a chess game, baby. It's a chess game at this point. Cause we all know the plays. So you think I'm gonna run it? Okay. I'm gonna throw it right over your head. Then the teams I like that make adjustment. Then the teams I like. Oh, I see information y'all in right now. Okay. I'm gonna bring my man in motion. And if that man go with him, that means y'all in. What man? You gotta know game. That man don't go, y'all, y'all acting like y'all really think of Bliss, but you're not. You kind of mess with my offensive line. We gonna protect it. We're gonna match protect anyway. Damn it. That's what I'm talking about. Baltimore. This the year. Baltimore Ravens can win it out. Will they? I don't know the English, but we gonna see now. We're gonna move over to college. We gonna move over to college football. Right now, you got Ohio State playing against the Texas Longhorn. Let me be honest with y'all right now. Cause I'm from Texas, born and raised. And I got to keep the 100 with my fans on this bubble dub show. Ohio State gonna knock the goddamn brisket out the Longhorns. I'm telling you right now. Ohio State gonna knock the brisket out the Texas Longhorns. If the Longhorn want to play, which I know. If they won't win, I know they ain't gonna do it. They better put Archie Manning in that mother. They better put Archer Manning in that. Otherwise, how y'all stay gonna run through them? I'm just talking, man. I'm trying to tell y'all, man. I already see. I got a beat. I'm a visionaries. I'm a visionary. I already see it. How your State gonna beat the Longhorns? Y'all, to my Texas fans are watching this. I'm sorry to tell you that Ohio State gets a little bit too much for them. Real talk. Now they telling me Penn State playing Noah D. Ruby died. Ruby died, man. No thing. Can't do nothing. Goddamn Sandusky. Penn State. The ghost of Sandusky is still on that goddamn team. And when they get behind you, ain't nothing you can do. Jerry Sidusky did his best from behind. That's just what they say now. I'm just saying, they say Jerry Sandusky do his best work from behind, y'all to catch that tomorrow. If you ain't already got what I just said, y'all look at. So this what I got. I got Penn State vs Ohio State in the championship. What y'all got? Talk to me. That's what I got. I don't see it no other way now. Couple teams been fool goals like we thought. Oregon, when they got beat with fool's goal, Idaho State, they need they ass beat, too. See. Idaho State for me, booze, estate, Bowers estate was like across the 300. You know what I'm saying? They nas called when you first see him? I gotta give me a 300. Them hoe nasty, just like Cat Williams said. And then when you see that real Rolls Royce pull up, you no longer want to crash the 300. You wanna double off. Some people call them Rolls Royces. My role, my double R is called For Real Rat. That's me. My double R stand for Real Rat. Cause you think I won't tell it on you? You ain't. Some of you on her right now, acting all hard, man. She dub you tripping. I could never tell when you got secrets, and your secrets are your secrets. I ain't mad at you. But some of you done told before, too. It's a lot going on in 2025. They're trying to distract us. There's a lot of going on with finesse. Two times and this guy hustle. Cartel gaming. They'll be shooting dies. Let me tell y'all something. One thing I don't like is two black men organ fighting and going on when there's too much money out here to be getting. There's too too many family members that we need to be taken care of. And I don't want neither one of y'all taken away from y'all families. Now, let me tell you another thing about the young man, King. Y'all need to put that in the foster home so a real family can come through and adopt him and show him the real love that he need. Cause you can't do it. King need a real family, and he need a real ass whooping. That's all he need. He a good kid. I don't give a damn what y'all think. He need a good kid. Now, where I'm from, they were having dash game. Us young kid, we couldn't go with no goddamn dodge game. Mother. My daddy was there, my cousin or my brother was there. It didn't matter. It didn't matter. We would get our ass whooped, whether by them or by somebody else. So my mom and them and daddy had the rule where if I disrespected my elders, it didn't matter who it was, they could whoop my ass. They need to send that boy to a motherfucking real home where a real family can come in and get him and show him the genuine love that he 20, 25. We're being honest and we showing love. That's what we doing. We not getting on the Internet, arguing, nobody fighting against one another. And goddamn, it don't make sense. The next two times. I like him, Cartel, I like him. But we doing all this in front of children. We doing all this in front of a child. At the end of the day, put that boy in the foster home so a real family can come to him and show him the genuine love that he needs. Too many of this going on. He need this. He need that. Now, y'all need to get out the way and let a real family come in and show that young man the love that he needs. Because he ain't been showing the kind of love that he keep getting right now. That the love he want. He won the world. Chime in and say something. It don't work like that, y'all. So what we gonna do? We not gonna indulge in that. We're not gonna give our. Oh, man. They need to get in the ring and fight. No, they don't. They need to show that man some love. Real talk, that's what we own right now. We showing love. If anybody else out there in the goddamn world right now, let me tell you something. The kids need us more than we ever. Than they ever needless right now. Because you got some mothers who. Keeping their sons away from their fathers. Yeah, that's what's going on. He ain't gotta go to. He ain't gotta go to. He can stay me. I'm his mama and his daddy. Then the grow up just like Caitlin Jeff. Yeah. When it could have been avoided. Yeah, it could have been avoided. You running out here, that's one thing we ain't gonna do. That's one thing we ain't gonna do. You running down here, you women, not you hoe, not women. Because real women don't do it. Real women raise their kid. Hoes don't hold like other people raise their children. Let me tell you something. You hoes run out here going to club, chasing, meet the meat. To meet the meat kids growing up, leaving anybody with them, that's how they be getting touched on. Because you're leaving your kids with so many people that you're gonna leave the. No. And then when you find out your kid been touched on, now you want to go off. Now we don't want to hear that fake ass. You need to be in jail. And so there's the who touched them. You hoes gonna raise y'all kids in 20, 25? Oh, yeah. You hoes gonna raise y'all kids in 20, 25. Ain't no more leaving them with mama that dead. Mama got a lot, too. Mama got some meats to suck, too. And she can't do it watching Junior. Do you hear me? Same way you need your rent paid. Mama need her rent paid, too. And God damn it. Mama needs finna have coffee burn. That's all I'm saying. Hang on. Since you having carpet burn, Mama don't have no goddamn carpet burn. Two for one over him. What you can't do, mama can do better. I don't want no rotel dip. I want meatloaf. And God damn it, you can't cook meatloaf like glass. Black is a bad but stuff better. Stop with these sack chasers, fellas and get you a woman, man. A real one. A real one. They ain't gonna argue with you when you tell you gonna hit the road or I got to go here and then get this and that. She ain't tripping. All real women say, well, as long as you come back home and be safe. I see you when you get home. That's a real woman, that woman. I want to go, Rose. We travel is dangerous. When I'm two, them goddamn male lines in the jungle, when they go off, don't goddamn lions don't go with them dudes. They stay at home with the sisters and brothers and the kids and take care of it while we are here fighting. That's what a real woman do. She stay at the house or she stay out the way while you handing your business. Whether it's legal, illegal, they stay out the way. They stay in the clear while we go out and provide. Real talk. Real men. When you're on the phone, you're on the phone. Hand the business. Real woman get out the way. Move around, let's get more. Come on babies, let's go. Daddy on the phone. Them hoes don't mean no good. They want to be in every conversation you got going on. And some of the women that you that's with you, they really ain't with you. They against you. And you wonder why you keep getting robbed that that you're living with fam. You're living with the enemy. Y'all better pay attention to that. Them pretty faces and flat waisted, them bbl stomachs, the whole gotten big asses. They'll set your ass up. They'll set your ass up. All y'all know she got a big ass. She gonna in jail too. And they giving they look. Better be careful. Y'all better be damn careful what's going on around him. Switching to the NBA. Now I know y'all see me talking about my Lakers number, fifth in the west right now. We kicking ass on the radar. And I just threw opinion out there earlier. I know some of y'all liked it, some of you Didn't. I'm just simply saying if we get rid of Rui Vanderbilt, second round pick. Throw in a couple points though for Jimmy Butler. God damn it, go and get it. Who else out there we can get right now? Ain't too many players that we can get. We ain't got that much to give. But God damn it, if you bring me Jimmy Butler and I'm simply talking about bringing Jimmy Butler to the Lakers for his toughness. Because when Aiden get the whining and Braun get the whining, we know Jimmy Bull ain't for that. And we know when he goes after the post game he talking on this.
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Real Laker fan. Know what Jimmy Bullock can do for us that to get us there. That's all we need. We need somebody to hold they whoever team best player. God damn it. Bron. Clever Bron. That's how he blow that mo up every year. He know he can't hold nobody like he used to. So get somebody enough that can play good solid defense on the other team best player. I ain't saying he going to stop him, but God damn it that Jimmy ain't Phyllis that got the goddamn heart of a honey voucher a Jimmy Butler. And I take a person like that on my team any day of the goddamn week. That's what the NBA missing is hard. Jimmy Butler got heart. I bring Jimmy Butler ass to la. Bring your coffee nickel. I know you got your own coffee. Bring your coffee. And I got the weed. Jimmy Bullet Coffee coffee. Bubble Dub presents him this ain't trash. God damn it. We won't never lose. That's why I want one on one meeting right now. And I want the world to make this happen. I want a one on one me with Anthony David. I want him in the room with me. When he leave out that room with me, bam. I'll never be injured. I'm fine. Look, this ain't Trace but she used to come there. They you don't want to smoke no LeBron too goddamn hell they that he moved to LA? Cause Cleveland we ain't try this. That's the truth. Braun didn't move to LA for no goddamn Hollywood. He moved to LA for away. God damn it. I got it. Come here. Oh, you think it's that red wine? All you think is the way he working now. Oh, bro, I just showed y'all that three years ago. You don't think growing behind the scenes, smoking you a lie? All that money, all the criticism fam get, you don't think that doing nothing Open y'all eyes and start realizing, these people just like me and you, they human. They bleed just like me and you bleed. They shit stink just like me and your shit stank. I want to get high like a mother. All I wanted wasn't me. Anthony Davis, fam. Because the I say about you, not personal, it's business. But I know if I can get some of this in your goddamn lungs, you won't be thinking about them. Your bag ass, foot, or your bag at knee or your shoulder hurt. All your pain will go away. I put you on some of the best zy ever. But back to the subject at hand. Lakers, fifth in the west right now. Yeah. So we make a trade. I don't know. Some of y'all saying y'all need a big man. Okay, I get. We can get a big man. But you can also get Jimmy Butler, too. See, I'm all about winning, man. I ain't used to Ali losing season, the play ins. And I. I want to hold the trophy up at the end of the day. That will make Kobe Bryant proud. You know what I'm saying? That will make Kobe proud, man. That will make Jerry west proud, man. That will make Dr. Puss proud, man. I just want to win, baby. I'm like Al David. Just win, baby, win. We can forgot about. That's what it's about. It's about winning. It ain't about looking good. It ain't about selling tickets. It's about winning. It's the same thing with you hoes. Now go to the strip club. You hoes ain't shaking ass like you used to shake ass. Oh, you got pretty eyes. Okay, you got pretty feet. Okay, but they big, ho. You got your daddy feet, ho. Shake your ass like you post to shake your ass. Make me. Make me want to spend my money even though I got 150. God damn it. You gonna get it. But make me spend it. Make me throw it all in her one time. Make me feel like I'm part of bmf. Don't make me Feel like I'm part of bmf. I want to make it right. Worshiping my ear. Tell me you've been watching me all motherfucking night. Even though I know you lying to me. I like to be lied to every now and then, y'all. I don't know about y'all, but I'd like to be lied to. I like for them whole tip me I'm sexy. Knowing I'm bad. Built like a. I'm bad. I'm built like a remote control. No fixing me. Give it to how long I go to the gym. I'm always gonna be bad built. But I love whole tell me I'm sexy rub on my chest hurts and make me feel good. Because I was gonna give you 150, but now I'm gonna give your ass 159. It's the kindness for me. It's the nice same way. Ladies, compliment your man. Fellas, compliment your woman. Your woman used to be 175 pounds thick, fine bill brutally. Now she 260. Now you got to help her ass get up off the cows. Now you better still love that woman. Don't you turn your back on her. Cause she can't get up like she used to. Now she can still spread them cheeks. Ain't like not no other. She can't get up out the cast like she used to. Now you got the hip up. Come on, baby. Now her knee bad. Now you got to wait on her slow ass. Even though she always been slow. Now you got to wait on. I gotta have patience. That's the number one rule. You gotta have patience. The same way in life. You gotta have patience. Stop rushing, baby. Won't sit right then and there. And it ain't meant for us to have it right then and now. Sometimes you got to put the work in, Put the work in, put the work in. Then eventually it's gonna. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna come. But you gotta put the work in. You can't cheat yourself. That's all I'm saying. Watching this show, presented by Tri Speech. Real talk right there. Scan that barcode. All you gotta do, put $5 in. They're gonna give you 50. We thought we did good last week. Did that good last month. Real talk. I heard we had like 200 people signed up. That's good, but we need more. More. Because if you're running around here, you got a little extra chain and you want to make some money, prize pick is the way to go. All you're doing is Betting more or less on your favorite player. I ran it up tonight. I ain't gonna say I ran it up tonight, but I won like 250 extra. That's 250 I got. But I'm do draw it out. I'm gonna leave it in there. Be at 250 in there now, tomorrow, put my pics in, the whole 250. I want to make all kinds of chicks talk about this. Y'all think about that 200. I could take you out if you really need. You can get your money. But if you're smart, you play the long game. Now I'm gonna spread this. I'm gonna make about. I'm gonna get about 10 picks out this 250. I'll make it worth my while. That's how you get your money. Real Talk. If you can't watch this show sometime, go Apple podcast, go Spotify, type in the book, Dub Show. If you're watching now, you shouldn't hit the like button. She can already subscribe. I can entertain you more in this one show than anybody else done done this whole motherfucking year. Real Talk. Everybody just talking. God damn. I'm giving you gang in, making you laugh. Hell of a combination over here, if you ask me. I'm. This ain't trash. And I'm. I'm in the air. I'm in the L. But how y'all feeling, though? It's 2025. I know y'all gonna make y'all New Year resolution. Just stick to that, man. Real talk. Just stick to it. Whatever you talk to God about, whatever you talk to yourself about, stick to it and go for it, man. The reason why you ain't got it yet, probably because you ain't put the work in. But if you don't put the work in and you still ain't got it, eventually it's gonna come. I promise you that. I'm a prime example of that. It can happen, and it will happen. You keep doing good. Even when people do you bad, you still do good to them. I know it hurts sometimes. You'd be like, I know I've been down with you, but you keep doing. You keep doing you. I have people talk down on me on the daily. Want to see me dead and gone. Don't want to see me with nothing. I still speak to them if I see them. And I just play it cool because they don't know I know. And they'll never know I know. But I'm gonna keep pushing. I ain't letting what nobody else say about me. Stop made it this far, God damn it. I'm gonna keep going. You can do the same thing. Some of y'all ready to start a business right now. And some of your people already done told you ain't gonna work them. Let these people talk, man, and do your thing. I talk all year. Y'all been watching me. I've been talking all year about the Cowboy. We gonna do this and that. I knew A wasn't gonna do nothing. I knew A wasn't gonna do nothing. God damn it. It feel good to talk about. Cowboys ain't been sitting 30 years. Guess what we still talk about. And Jerry Jones. Wrinkle ass. Know that long as we talk about him, long as he gonna make money, he gonna give a damn about y'all. About that, Joe. That's what he all about, man. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you telling the truth. That is what he all about. Now, part of the show, if y'all know nothing about this show, we do a hell no segment of the show. I'm gonna break it down to y'all be sending me questions. I'll let y'all know if it's hell no or not. Somebody hit me up with Shaquille O'Neal. Stop tricking. Hell no. Forever Tree. Got myself $800 million. He ain't got nothing else to do. He gonna take that big. Barely got a bed. He gotta have somebody help him get up. He got them holes and I don't bang them. Somebody add me a little baby. New album jamming? Hell, no, I'm not a little baby. But this album ain't one for Dana. I skipped every song on there, man, if I'm lying, I'm down to y'all. Will the New York Knicks win the championship? Hell, no. Goddamn rat don't win no championship. Rats never win. Never. Man, I watch some TV on CNN the other day, man, a rat died. They had a funeral for that goddamn rat. Don't y'all know the rat had a goddamn gold casket and them goddamn rats were dripping? I'm not bullshitting you. One of the from Harlem. I thought that with Jim Jones, the way he dressed. Everybody know Jim Jones is the drip guy. That rat dressed better than Jim Jones. I ain't never seen a Burberry coat like that. That goddamn rat will fly at that funeral, boy. And guess what song they were playing, too. When all went at that rat finger. Y'all ain't gonna believe. You thought it was the reincarnation of Biggie. I remember When Biggie passed and it came through what it's called. Biggie, Biggie, Biggie. Can't you see Sometimes your words is him. That's what they were playing at the funeral. At that rat hypnotized. Favorite part. I put holder NY on DKNY off Billy. Hold on. Mosquito everywhere. Now who's the real Duke? Hey, man, I'm telling y'all, that rat was gold casting. I ain't gold casket. Y'all think I'm lying and y'all true Finger dang. I'm not bullshitting. Somebody hit me up too. Bubbles ever stop taking bird baths? Hell, no. Oh, you think you got something special, huh? Cause he fine and big boogie. Huh? Huh? Flat stomach. You think you got some, huh? Oh, you got some tonight, huh? That hoe took a seven minute bath. You in there eating on some seven minute coochie, boy. Stop. Wonder why you're wondering. Why your damn mouth numb? Cause she ain't taking real baths. I'm ready. See you funky. Three strokes in the whole. The whole room. Smell change. That ain't right. Smell like burnt rubber. And you know you get your ass back in that goddamn tub and you lean goddamn and you pay, you'll take a bath. You bad. I ain't never seen nothing like in my life. The whole taking bird bad, talking about she ready, now you ain't ready. It's real men out here. We deserve more in this. Yeah. They should have released Ezekiel Elliot a long time ago, but they just not releasing.
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They want him to go to a contender who gonna pick him up. God damn it. Zika edge average, 0.8 yards to carry. Somebody want that on their damn team. Man, Eagles ain't worth a damn. They ain't letting that, letting that. Man, they ain't even letting that, man. Go for the record, y'all in the field south. So Eric Dickerson, your record is safe. They don't. This sucked, man. This already read. You've seen that tonight with the Sticklers game. Y'all seen this with y'all on? I ain't got to keep telling y'all this. I'm gonna keep watching whether it's real or not. I'm just saying. But you can. You. You can just tell that the Steelers didn't want to win tonight. This bigger than us. Don't never forget it. This is bigger than us. This entertainment game is bigger than us, man. And it's always gonna be bigger than us. Don't never forget that. Real talk trash other day going to the damn Cleveland Browns and people Come out there each and every goddamn Sunday to watch they sorry ass fail. That's some shit. As a fan, you know these not feeling win. But you still go snowing eyes all over the road. You damn near dying get into the game. That's dedication now. Ain't no way I'm gonna be dying down there. Dying in the car rig to go see this sour ass team play. And I know they gonna lose. But y'all stay showing up worse than we are. Y'all worse than the Cowboys. I might wear the jerseys, but I ain't going to the game. No, they gonna lose. Watch that on tv Matter yet? I don't even want to watch it. I got gray hair watching them. Goddamn cat. She right there's gray hair watching them cat. Boy, I don't want to be gray hair. So I'm stopped watching. I learned to cut that TV out. I'd rather play a good. I'd rather play some dominoes. And another thing I put y'all about too. I'm gonna start gaming too, so y'all be ready for that. I'm feeling start gaming. I'm waiting on that GTA 6 to come. When that GTA 6 drop, God damn it. I want y'all to come over and rock with me because I'm gonna be gaming. Real talk. I'm gonna be gaming. So y'all get ready for that. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight to the Bubble Dub show. I see y'all again tomorrow. Going live again tomorrow. You know it's Sunday, so you know I like to do my thing. Peace and love. I'm out.