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The volume Good Morning Everybody. Welcome to the Bubble Dub show baby. Yeah, good morning. Get your rabbit ass up. Some of you ain't got no damn job. Get up. God done blessed us with another morning to wake up. And some of you woke up bitter. Why is you doing that? You want him to call you home? Cause he will. When you wake up in the morning, you're supposed to be happy. Thank you, Heavenly Father, for blessing me to see another day. Some of you waking up mad. No need to wake up mad. Wake up happy, baby. Some of you say ain't no reason to wake up happy. I woke up broke. Well, go get to the money then. Nickel. You can't take that money with you when you die. Get your ass up and get to the money. Put you some apps in, get you a lawn mow, a weed eater, and go door to door and knock and mow some damn yards. Or you can go get you some work. But there's consequences when you get that work in your hands. You see, you can never get full on the devil's blessing. But with the good Lord blessing, you can get full and go to pay it. But however you get your money, get your money. Coming to y'all today. The Houston Rockets beat the Golden State warriors last night. And I must say, Dreo must have cooked Jalen Green some fried pork chop some green, some potato and rose last night. Cause he got off, came back with 38, eight threes. I thought James Harden was back in on H town last night. The way Jalen Green was playing. Your Doku is one of the best coaches in the NBA right now. He right up under Greg Popovich. Pedigree of coaches that's in the league right now. When I tell y'all, I have not seen no team in the NBA play defense the way they play defense. On Stephen Steph Curry, I ain't never seen it. Curry didn't even want to shoot last night. Why? He had a peg in his damn face. And that's the way you play defense. Give a damn how good you is. I'mma be all up on your way. I'm on your ass like back pockets. Good game last night. H Town pulled it out. Jamisha Butler got hurt, fell on his ass. I thought he was gonna come back. Hey, you already got butt shots and you ought to be good. You falling on your ass, you should bounce right up. But he didn't left the game, didn't come back. Let me say this right now. I thought Golden State had a chance. But if Jamisha Butler do not play no more, this series, this series over. This series is over. And I'm telling you what, guy I love Bucket Hill. Trash. I watched Buddy Hill rung up and down the damn court and for 18 minutes and gave them five damn points. They ain't gonna get it. Nickel. They ain't gonna get it. I don't know. I don't know what game y'all saw. I saw se Rockets the big man. Golden State ain't got nobody for him. What's the other guy? Tyree Easton came off the bench for the Rockets 14 big buckets last night. That's what you got to do. Do you hear me? That's what you got to do. 4 out of 5 starters for H Town was in double figures last night. It was a beautiful thing to watch. The Houston Rockets tagging series up at 1:1. Draymond Green is one of my favorite players in the league. Not because he gonna score. He had a couple three shot after Draymond, but because that like to get active. I like a like Draymond Draymond. That kind of when he come into school, he looking for whoever he got a problem with. And that's what I like. Wish I could if I had that kind of money. I hired Draymond Green as my security guard. Go and get. And you better not lose either. Because if you lose, when you come back over here with me. You got to deal with me. Damn. Tell y'all mean some something when your girl come home talking about her home girl then got into it with such and such. And y'all need to go over there and help him. No, you stay your ass at your own damn house. That's they problem. If that beating her ass, let him be her ass over there. Cause if you go over there and he touch you, that means I got to get in. And I'm not getting in this coming home running to me. Look at my eye, baby. What the hell you think he'll do to me? What you think he'll do to me if he did that to you? Mind your business. And another thing, H Town, I don't like that. I seen that. Got seen y'all put up a H Town Mount Rushmore and didn't have Lil Kiki on it. Trash. How you gonna not have Lil Kiki on the mountain Rushmore in H Town? DJ Screw roll over in this goddamn grave right now. Him in Fat Pack and Big Hulk. Come here. Big Pokey, too. You gonna have little Kiki on the mountain Rushboard of Ace Time, Trash. And you better put Ro on that too. I don't want to hear that. He from most city all this H Town to me. Look everybody that was on there, I love. But y'all better add little Kiki and Zero on there. I know that y'all don't got besides y'all. Damn. Sir, don't leave little Kiki or. Done south side, chuck up the Deuces, huh? Is that what we doing? Come on, Ace Town. Everybody got double cups. Come from Kiki. Now Candy paint slam that come from the south side. Everybody at that game last night. Pizza chain starts down, double cup up. Come on, baby. It's the disrespect y'all be having for people, and I don't like it. I'm the type of man I see. I'm gonna call it out. I'm gonna call it out every damn time. I love Thug. I love Paul. Wow. I do. But God damn it, put Kiki and Row on them H Town Rockets. Y'all gonna win this series. I know my Golden State fans, y'all gonna want to hear this, but God damn it, you need to hear y'all. Y'all probably win one more game. Golden State. It's gonna end at 6, though. This don't end in 6. Watch what I tell you in another game coming on tonight, too. Oh, yeah. Goddamn Nuggets in the Clippers. The Nuggets will lose again tonight. Goddamn, Kawhi Lindley's back. Harden gonna ball out tonight. Harden ain't been to them strip clubs in a while no more. He focused, God damn it. His beard don't smell like ass juice no more. You watch James Harden. He go by 35 points tonight. Hell, that's what I see. Nuggets. Penis. Yolk is ready to get his ass back to wherever he from. Yolk is don't give a damn about basketball. Yolk is. Want to go over there and ride horses. Well, let. Your big ass can go. No. Nuggets ain't doing the thing I need. I need the Clippers to knock off the goddamn Nuggets for me. Cause I'll take her. The little brother. I take care of the little brother. I'm not worried about Minnesota, the Great Lakes, I'm not worried about. They gonna be fishing all them Great Lakes in Minnesota. Minnesota, they gonna have time to fish. Ant man and all his kids can go fishing. Kindly old ass, you finna retire. Goldberg, you want to get choked? Come here. But I'm looking for the Clippers to go up 2 to 1 tonight. That's what I'm looking for. That's what I'm expecting. They're gonna be at home in that new arena out there in la. The Clippers, man, I'm just. I'm just ready to see these games, man. I'm just seeing Kawhi back in this, back in. Just back in the environment. You know, he's been hurt throughout the years, been ridiculed. Never, you know, just never could get healthy. Now he's healthy in the playoffs. Got James Harden over there, got Paolo there, got Zubiak over there. Tyloo, you know, he's a. He got a ring as a coach. I look for the Nuggets to win this series and I look for the Clippers to win the series and, and six. I really do. I don't think it's gonna go seven. I look forward in six this next series. We got with, with. With the, with. With the Thunder and, And the Memphis Grizzly. Memphis ain't winning no goddamn game. I don't give a damn how much barbecue they try to give away guy another night. It ain't gonna work. They getting swelled and John Moran can work on all the gunshot army base moves. He won't in the off season, but his season is finger be over. Man, that ain't fair, man. The kind of team Oklahoma got, it ain't fire, bro. They got about, they got about an 8 man rotation. Ain't nothing you can do with it. Lou Dirt. Who the is Lou Dirt? Shooting three in them whole thought. What you gonna do with Shay? What you gonna do with Shay? Six, seven, six, eight point, go. Coming down court. Crossing over. Going to the hole. Step back midright. You can't do nothing with this lot. Little skinny ass Nick. Then you got Jalen Williams over there, another six, eight. What you gonna do with him? Top of the key, bottom of the key. Come here. Take Memphis out goddamn tv. And I love me, but they need to take them out tv. Them good people down there in Memphis don't deserve that, man. They don't. Nick, y'all going up there to Detroit tonight. Y'all better win around. Lose to Detroit, your ass in trouble. Give a damn about Fat Joe 50. None of them going to the damn game. That ain't gonna work. Spike Lee, Jason Lee, Nathan Lee. Lakers and five. Oh, yeah. K. Cunningham got something for y'all. Nicks, Jalen Brunson. You better have 35 tonight, fam. Yeah, cat, you too goddamn South. When you gonna be a goddamn line? Got the name of a cat. But you a goddamn pussycat. On the court though. Be a Lion, Nickel, Big 16, 6 left south. Sigma Bun having ass all in the mirror. The mirror. Get out there and hoop. Get out there And Hope making hundreds of millions of dollars. And y'all act like y'all don't want to win. Y'all want it. I want to be great. I want to win every game I take. Y'all seen them MJ reels. Michael Jordan going hard for $400 bits. Me making 2,300 million. They don't want to compete. Stop it. And I mean stop it. What we doing, y'all? Yes, we got to entertain. But we gotta win, too. I'm trying to take your damn head off. Couldn't be me. My teammates. I choke you in voice. I choke you in boys. Y'all act like y'all don't want to win. Come here. You bring your ass in this locker room. Hey, News Pork. Y'all watch out for me. Lock them doors. Lock them door. Post a bigger star. But you got seven points. Here I am on the bench. Can't get in. But if I get in, I'm gonna give it all I got. That's the problem with some of us. We get in the game and we don't give it all we got. Why not? Ain't no different. When you get you a nice young lady, you want to impress them. I'm taking every pill I got. Damn. I'm going to make her tell me. I don't know what doesn't got into you. I know what got into me. Them damn supplements. They all they roast for. It really do work. You see the way I'm acting? That's them roast parts that make you hit moves you ain't know you can do. I know I'm stiff. I know I can't dance, but you wouldn't know that in bed, though. I'm stroking. Stroking from east, stroking from the west. Stroking to the woman that I love the best. I be stroking. You think I'm a pastor. When I'm in the bedroom, the way I'm sweating. I get done. Come here when I get done. She wiped me down. Yeah, a little boosie boy. Come here. Had a thick white girl of the morning cook me breakfast. Real talk. It was nasty, but I ate it. Any damn way. Afterwards, we went and played golf. Riding around on the golf course with Mandy. Blond hair and blue eyes. Yeah, and she thick. Come here. Her milkshake. Bring all the boys to the yard. God damn it. I'm him. White man coming up and shaking my hand. But I don't know who you is, brother, but you got a nice little fine ass with you. Ain't I Dave? You want me to tell Barbara you looking at the you. How black me are you? Why? Can I help you? I need a loan. How much? 1.5 million. I'm trying to put something together. I know you got a good friend at Chase bank. Put a good word in for me. My Craig is 81. You reckon that's the white people favorite? You reckon? Man, you got a friend? She do. And she'll do every goddamn thing you want her to do. But you make sure I get that 1.5 million dollar loan. And when I get that goddamn loan, when I come back to my hometown, all my friends and family that I with, that I with. You ain't got to worry about nothing else. I got you. When I say nothing, I say I'm coming. Be ready. Don't be ready. When I get there, you're getting lift. Not playing with y'all. I'm Santa Claus. How y'all feeling today, man? Yeah, you can watch a game with me. We'll be at the H Town game, too. Game five. I'll be at the H Town game in H Town. Front row. Yo, courtside. Come here. You can catch a game with me if you want to go, hit me. DM me. But make sure you go and sign up with prize picks. Use my promo code. Trash with the two H's, y'all. What you waiting on? Won again last night. Yeah. You more or less on your favorite player tonight. Kawhi Leonard playing probably got him down for about 25 at night. It's either more or less. Jokic might have him down, see with Yoke, because you got to take points, rebounds, and assists with him. You got to be smart at this. Don't just take him on points. Take him on everything. And they can show you what he did the three or four, five games before. And they'll let you know. Man, maybe I should take it. Maybe I shouldn't. But go to prize pitch, baby. I promise you, you will win. And if you can't watch this show, go to Apple Podcast, go to Spotify, type in the Bubble Dub show, and there I am. Listen to me, man. Get these beers up, man. Get these views up for your boy. Show me some love, baby. Hit the like button for the algorithm. Get in the comment section for your boy. Now, tonight, you know the trap coming up. All this talk about Shadora. God damn it. No matter where he go, he gonna do his damn thing. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile.
