The Bubba Dub Show - CLARESSA SHIELDS KNOCKED THE DREADS OUT OF PERKINS! PAPOOSE TYING SHOES?! 50 CENT WILDIN’ AGAIN!

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Episode Title: The Bubba Dub Show - CLARESSA SHIELDS KNOCKED THE DREADS OUT OF PERKINS! PAPOOSE TYING SHOES?! 50 CENT WILDIN’ AGAIN!
Release Date: February 4, 2025
Host: Bubba Dub
Guest: None featured in this episode

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1. Introduction and Greetings (00:00 - 02:11)

Note: The initial 2 minutes primarily consist of advertisements and promotions for T-Mobile, The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast, and other sponsored content. These segments are skipped in this summary.

2. Local Politics and Community Issues (02:11 - 12:30)

Overview: Bubba Dub opens the show by addressing various local and national political issues, focusing on the impact of former President Trump on his community in Houston, Texas. He expresses frustration with local protests, illegal immigration, and community disruptions.

Key Points:

• Trump’s Influence: Bubba discusses how Trump’s policies are affecting his neighborhood, including increased police presence and disruptions in daily life.

  • Quote: “I told y'all two months ago, January 19th, Trump was gonna get on y'all ass. And he doing it.” (05:45)

• Illegal Immigration: He vents about illegal immigrants in the area, particularly criticizing Nigerian immigrants and their impact on local businesses.

  • Quote: “If you illegal, damn it, you gots to go.” (06:20)

• Community Safety: Bubba shares personal anecdotes about encounters with immigrants and the resulting tensions.

  • Quote: “I went and got in the damn car. I went from the argument with this 6, 5, 6, 7.” (07:15)

3. Cultural Critiques and Food Preferences (12:31 - 18:14)

Overview: Bubba critiques the influence of non-African cultures on traditional African-American cuisine and expresses a desire to preserve authentic cooking practices.

Key Points:

• Restaurant Chains vs. Traditional Cooking: He criticizes chains like Panda Express and insists on traditional cooking methods.

  • Quote: “We don’t want Panda Express no motherfucking mo. We want the real KFC back.” (14:50)

• Role of White People in the Kitchen: Bubba argues that while white individuals are adept at setting tables, the cooking should remain within the African-American community.

  • Quote: “Let the black folks cook the food. Let us pray over the food.” (16:30)

4. Sports Highlights: Clarissa Seals vs. Perkins (18:15 - 25:00)

Overview: Bubba shifts focus to sports, specifically highlighting the recent boxing match where Clarissa Seals defeated Perkins.

Key Points:

• Match Recap: Bubba praises Seals for her impressive performance, stating she “knocked the goddamn Jody shit boots out” of Perkins.

  • Quote: “Clarissa Seals... she knocked the goddamn Jody shit boots out.” (19:20)

• Criticism of Perkins: He expresses disappointment in Perkins’ performance and advises him to stay out of the ring.

  • Quote: “Perkins, baby, you fought a good fight, but you stay your old ass out that motherfucking ring.” (20:10)

• Future of Seals and Boxing: Bubba encourages support for women in boxing and acknowledges the challenges they face.

  • Quote: “Russell Shields, I want to say congratulations to you... keep doing what you doing.” (22:45)

5. NBA Trade Analysis: De'Aaron Fox to Spurs (25:01 - 30:30)

Overview: Bubba provides his take on the Sacramento Kings trading De'Aaron Fox to the San Antonio Spurs, analyzing its implications for both teams.

Key Points:

• Trade Details: Bubba explains the trade specifics and how it affects both franchises.

  • Quote: “The Kings end up getting Zach Levine. I like that, too.” (26:50)

• Impact on Teams: He discusses the potential benefits for the Spurs, particularly around Wemby Yambala (referred to as “Wemby Yumble”) and his future with the Lakers.

  • Quote: “Wemby Yumble gonna probably be the richest NBA player ever.” (28:10)

• Lakers' Future: Bubba speculates on the Lakers' strategy, mentioning Luka (likely Luka Dončić) and his integration with the team.

  • Quote: “When his contract come up, Telly, I see it right now... we got Luca.” (29:40)

6. Personal Anecdotes and Relationship Advice (30:31 - 35:00)

Overview: Bubba delves into personal experiences related to relationships, infidelity, and coping mechanisms.

Key Points:

• Dealing with Cheating: He shares stories about handling cheating partners and the emotional turmoil it brings.

  • Quote: “You got your girl cheating on you, ain't got nowhere to go. Keep letting her do what she do.” (32:15)

• Emotional Coping: Bubba advises listeners to channel their anger into productive activities like working out rather than resorting to violence.

  • Quote: “Go to the weight room my and work out, man.” (34:00)

7. Commentary on Legal Issues and Big Meech (35:01 - 38:00)

Overview: Bubba discusses legal troubles faced by Big Meech, expressing solidarity and sharing his perspective on the justice system.

Key Points:

• Big Meech’s Legal Battles: He criticizes the treatment of Big Meech, highlighting racial disparities in sentencing.

  • Quote: “If I was ever facing the time Big Meech were facing, I'm not gonna do no 20 years.” (36:20)

• Systemic Racism: Bubba underscores the systemic issues within the legal system that disproportionately affect Black individuals.

  • Quote: “Niggas get fired. When you have a conversation with a white friend, black person, it's a little different.” (37:10)

8. Black History Month and Community Unity (38:01 - 39:40)

Overview: Bubba emphasizes the importance of Black History Month, advocating for continuous education and unity within the African-American community.

Key Points:

• Continuous Celebration: He stresses that every month should reflect Black History Month, promoting daily recognition and celebration of Black achievements.

  • Quote: “It's Black History Month every mother month for me. Every day I wake up, I'm black angle.” (38:30)

• Educational Advocacy: Bubba encourages listeners to read and educate themselves to foster understanding and progress.

  • Quote: “Y'all need to start reading books, man. Real talk.” (39:00)

9. Conclusion and Final Remarks (39:41 - 40:00)

Note: The concluding segment includes additional advertisements and promotions for The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast and Bloomberg’s Big Take podcast. These segments are summarized briefly.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Trump’s Impact:
  “I told y'all two months ago, January 19th, Trump was gonna get on y'all ass. And he doing it.” (05:45)

• On Illegal Immigration:
  “If you illegal, damn it, you gots to go.” (06:20)

• On Women in Boxing:
  “Russell Shields, I want to say congratulations to you... keep doing what you doing.” (22:45)

• On NBA Trades:
  “Wemby Yumble gonna probably be the richest NBA player ever.” (28:10)

• On Dealing with Cheating:
  “You got your girl cheating on you, ain't got nowhere to go. Keep letting her do what she do.” (32:15)

• On Legal System Racism:
  “Niggas get fired. When you have a conversation with a white friend, black person, it's a little different.” (37:10)

Overall Insights and Conclusions

In this episode of "The Bubba Dub Show," Bubba Dub offers a raw and unfiltered look into various societal issues, blending personal anecdotes with broader political and cultural commentary. He passionately discusses the ramifications of political figures on local communities, criticizes cultural encroachments on traditional practices, and highlights significant moments in sports. Additionally, Bubba delves into personal relationship struggles and underscores the importance of community unity and continuous education during Black History Month. His candid approach provides listeners with a blend of humor, frustration, and heartfelt advice, maintaining an engaging and relatable narrative throughout the episode.

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Note: This summary omits non-content sections such as advertisements, intros, and outros to focus solely on the substantive discussions presented in the episode.

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What'S up y'all? Welcome to the Bubble Dub show, man. You gonna talk about. Go ahead and hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Make sure you got your notifications on. As you never know on the Bubble Dub show. When we gonna go live, man, I'm gonna give y'all time to tap in with me tonight though. Monday night coming to y'all got a lot of talked about, got a lot to talk about tonight, whole lot going on in the world. But I'm gonna give y'all a second to get y'all stuff together though, man. Well, good evening, good afternoon, whatever it is. But you know, I'm down here in Texas H town to be exact, and there's A lot of stuff that's going on in the city. I. I just want to talk to the world. People who tune in, Let me tell you protest or something. Yeah, you protest. Y'all know. Y'all. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Now, y'all came around here, y'all done barbecue, dog, chicken, horses all motherfucking year. Y'all went down there and voted Trump in office. Now he can turn this, y'all Now I can't go get me a motherfucking manudo bowl. Cause y'all out on the damn freeway. Y'all get y'all good tortilla cooking asses back in them damn restaurants and start cooking. I don't want to hear that crying. You Nigerians come here, you big, heavy sounding worn motherfuckers. If you illegal, damn it, you gots to go. Now. I told y'all two months ago, January 19th, Trump was gonna get on y'all ass. And he doing it. I ain't heard alarm mo in three damn days. My home association hitting me up, telling me about my yard. I'm calling Pedro. No answer. I rolled by Pedro house. The house boarded up, Nigga. Ain't no storm coming. Only time you board your house up is a storm is coming. Unless something is wrong, see Pedro house boarding up. I'm looking for the zero turns and all. That ain't nothing. Now what? Trump ain't just taking people, man. He taking the equipment. And my good Africa's coming. Oh, y'all thought I was gonna talk about illegal Mexican. Now Trump getting every damn body. They ain't. Look, they ain't studying my black broke ass. They don't want me. They. I seen them jump out on somebody. I tried to get them to jump on me so I can sue their ass. Don't even want me. So I'm good. Yeah, but I'm talking to you good Nigerian. Yeah, you big heavy. Sound of wearing aggressive, y'all some. Y'all ain't never mega Nigerian. The aggressive. They'll holler at your girl right in front of your face. And them six, five, six, seven heavy boys, dude start hollering at my girl. I went and got in the damn car. I waited on her. I wasn't tripping. But I went and got in the car. I went from the argument with this 6, 5, 6, 7. That motherfucker like to hit me and knock me in Nigeria. I be down. I know when to talk. And I know when to be quiet, too. I ain't say, but when she got in that Car. Let me tell you something. You bad built, diabetic, breast smelling. How you gonna talk to another in front of me? I'm like David Ruffins. I made your asses. Oh, yeah, y'all voted him in there. I don't want to hear no crying neither. Now y'all love seeing why y'all got flags everywhere. I already can't sing good. Y'all still popping to me. Goddamn. Y'all still pop out. Y'all see, I don't know. I ain't heard no lawnmower. I ain't had no taco. And my Chinese friends, y'all too. I ain't no more orange chicken. Chicken ain't supposed to be orange nickel. It supposed to be golden. We're getting this back to the American way. We getting this back to the American way. Panda Express. Trash that shit. Stupid. We don't want Panda Express no motherfucking mo. We want the real KFC back. Yeah, we want the real KFC back. We want my aunties and uncles back in the kitchen cooking again. White people, your ass stay out the kitchen. Y'all can't cook pretty good. I ancestral rolling on the grave with these good white people cooking our chicken. Do you hear me, Sister Miss Mary, the white woman, she went there going that kitchen to cook. Why? Cause Sister Sarah tell her sit down, take a load off, let me cook this. White people cook the chicken. Glug every well that Jeffrey Dahmer shit. Eating their bloody ass chicken. Let the black folks cook the food. Let us pray over the food. Y'all set the tables. Y'all like to know where shit go. Napkins and you know, all the utensils. Y'all good white people. Y'all good at setting the table. But let us cook the goddamn food and stay away from the sweet tea. We like our sweet. Want no unsweet tea. Do you hear me? Never. But if you're welcome to the show. Thank you for coming into the motherfucking bubble dub show. I'm the only one that censored his own cuss words as he saying I'm a bad mother. Y'all know I ain't lying. Y'all been seeing my good Mexican friend up and down the road all day. Hooping, hollering, making up all that goddamn noise. Cut that shit out and go home. And go home. You good soccer player. Y'all take that to the soccer field. Stay your ass off the main roads. Cause you gonna get that over. Y'all really got no insurance, no Medicaid, no nothing. Barack gone. Barack had y'all good. Good health care system. See Pedro, you better find your way over here and mow my yard. I ain't you on me five more. You ought to be five more. Mo's yours the most and I want it done. Nickel. Yeah, you go. Some of you good dollar, cowboy jersey wearing, fake Jordan wearing. Y'all come here and play, talk to all that shit. Trump backing off and now cutting that shit out. Y'all got to go, but the dope can stay. Do you hear me? Y'all can go, but the dope can stay. I ain't bullshitting. You feeling good tonight, man? I'm feeling great. Damn. Nadine done cook me some pinto beans, greens, cornbread. I'm full. I'm gonna have gas later, but I'm full now. I'm full as a kid. She in there right now freshening up. Test them old folks. Word right there, young girl. I'm gonna go in and take a shower. Woo. Bet them old schools. I'm gonna go over here and freshen up for you, baby. You go ahead. See, y'all didn't know that you ain't got a wood leg. She ain't got the one leg. She got the wood one. You know them old school back in the day, they can get the rise. They. They had wooden. Got a one leg and I take that off. See, I like my nipples play with it, you know, in bed. So she get the full of that. Oh, a fake leg, that wool. And do it like this in my nipple to hit my nipple. Boy, that turned me on. Boy, I'm turning they ding ass. Oh boy, I'm other night the lights went out. God damn it. Look out when the goddamn lights went out. I got freaky then. I'm talking about super freaky. Yeah, Y. Yeah, me and you. They didn't want one inch of fun. Do you need to see that one is. But when they didn't get it, she turned it to dirty. Y'all know ain't lie sometimes you can be dummy. It don't. It don't rise like it normally do. But you can find some of them women to make that thing. They old school making my shit. Ain't bullshitting. I watched her car full clean the insane inside out for vacuum. I mean vacuum and all that. I'm a roller tie full backed up car in. That's how you know she got a young when her neighbors come through that no nigga ain't got her young ripple snapper like me. I got a car back then. I'm a rolled Everywhere. This being Nathan baby. And I'm riding with her and I'm listening to too short old school music. Getting it and why the getting is good. Getting it while you can it should be getting it, getting it while getting good. You should be getting it, getting it wise getting this good. Hey, telling y'all, man, go get you a old school man. She'll change your life, man. Real talk. I know y'all watched that boxing match last night. Clarissa Seals. J. Oh, Y. She knocked the goddamn Jody shit boots out. Perkins, do you hear me? She knew well, Perkin was 45 years that hit Perkin with a punch. I thought she hit her with a Taser. She just hit the ground, said, oh, Lord, we done lost Perkins. Perkins, baby, you fought a good fight, but you stay your old ass out that motherfucking ring. Do you hear me? You go and get your CNAs. Go and get your CNAs and get your ass out the damn ring. It's all good, though. CNA right now. LV Oil. Stay your ass out the ring with Caruso. That got Mike Tyson cab muscle. Did y'all see Papoose? Papoose tied that girl Timberland. Boots, that been with Remy Mars 40 years. He ain't never tied Remy's shoes. I know Remy died when she seen Papoose coming out rapping. You got to be a bold to let Papoose walk you out and route. Love Papu. Love everything him and Carissa got going. Black love black unity. But if you think I'm letting Papoose come out and bring me out. No, I wouldn't give a damn. Elon Musk to give me eight. Bill. No. With no Papua DMS rolling over this grave. Only from Flint. That's what a fight was at. Flint. Need to fix that wall up there. Flynn Trump. Yeah, you. You taking care of the right business. But God damn it, they turn that bottle up there and Flint, that wall the color of Galveston. The guff of America. It ain't go for Mexico no more. It's Gulf of America. Let me tell y'all something. When white people get together, when the motherfuckers huggle up, ooh, the motherfucker make changes, don't they? Black people, we just did the same thing. We just huggle up. Yeah. Yeah, we just huddle up. Everybody want to be a quarterback. Everybody can't be a quarterback. Somebody gotta be a center. Somebody gotta be a wide receiver. Somebody gotta be a tight end. Somebody gotta be a fullback, if you have one. Or a half back. God damn it. Somebody got to Be something more than what's the other. White people know how to come together. They in the house. The know how to eat fish and bread. Not us. We looking for the mustard to catch up. In the house. House to go on. Well, God damn it, what if you ain't got? If we just come together, it'd be a beautiful thing. If we can stop blaming the white people for everything, we'll be all right. They ain't about them. It's about us. Russell Shields, I want to say congratulations to you. I pray to God that the ratings and bees go up in women boxing because you doing your motherfucking thing. Now. I want you and Layla Ali to put that cat shit to the side y'all got going and come together. But I want to look you dead in your motherfucking nine career. Won't you let people walk you out? No motherfucking mother want to go get bald men. Pixar. I ain't stopping at no light. I'd rather drive to New Orleans because I'm scared to catch a flight. See you airline, but get y'all shit together. They said it was some pilot like Denzel in the movie Flight last week for Southwest. Finger. Jig his drunk ass on that plane and fly. Nigga, you crazy. They gonna suspend and Buck. Suspended? He must be white. Only white folk get suspended. Niggas get fired. When you have a conversation with a white friend, black person, it's a little different. Hey, man, what happened to James? We fired him, white man. Hey man, what happened to Dan? Oh, you know, we had to. We had to let him go. Let him go. See, that's how they do. White people get let go. We get fired. You motherfucker better learn the difference. Sneaking and grinning in their face all day. See the motherfucker. You just a number. You just a number. I know some of you black folks and these white people in jobs and shit, you ain't nothing but a number, nigga. You supposed to have six niggas on this team and it's six. Oh, they like you go. Stop it. You ain't been to none of them houses. Yeah, they sleep at Ritz Carlton. Hell, they got you at the regular Hilton. It's a little different. Rich Carlton in the Hilton look different, huh? Y'all better wake the up. Congratulations to you, Carissa Seals and what you did. I want to salute you, mama. Keep keep doing what you doing. There's a whole lot of other bullshit going on in. They done call Big Me think on Big Meat Lavy Hoover whipping work. Hallelujah goddamn big 50 say he put big. He put BMF on 50 say I give it for not take him. That's how much 50 dislike Rick Ross. That's real. That's real. Big Me just got home chilling, still full of Thanksgiving and goddamn 50 going now, now do. Do I care if Big me snitch tonight? Hell no, because ain't no way I work against this 20 years. He ain't a good one. Let me tell y'all, mother ladies and gentlemen watching this show, if I was ever facing the time Big Meech were facing, I'm not gonna do no 20 years. Never. I'm do these motherfucking 20 hours. Y'all gonna send me to Guatemala or wherever. And that's where I'm gonna be until my time up. And then goddamn, I'm gonna come back home like everything good. Might even come back home rapping call my snitches ain't worth a damn the whole time I'm the one they were doing all the talking. So if the Big Meech is a snitch, he'll trash. Think I'm finna leave my family living this million dollar life I'm living and I must talk and still do 20 years. They say Big Meech had cabbages like a motherfucker when he came home. Don't nobody want to go no prison but dummies and idiots. All this goddamn free vagina around this motherfucker. You think I'm finna go to jail? Never.

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How y'all doing tonight, though? I never even hardly say lately, man, how y'all doing? How y'all feeling, man? Are y'all feeling the bubble dub show or what? Man, I try to make my different, man, you know, everybody different. You can have one chick, she was quiet. And you had a loud chick, then you had one. You can. You can't figure the one out. Just one. She in between. You can't figure this. Wow. But there's something about her that you like. You going crazy behind this, but that ain't no good. Let me tell you. Some pretty teeth, pretty skin, pretty face. Slim. No, no. Fat body. Fat dumb. Ain' nothing but devils. Are we family? I could talk to y'all, man. I got one of them bad motherfuckers. I thought I did. I thought I had them. I've been feeding her. I've been feeding her this one inch caterpillar for about two months now. Going down through there, too. No karma, I can tell. I don't think just her doing my. I've been doing my motherfucking paintwork, dining on, doing what I'm supposed to do. Other people. I told my partner about it. How he laughing. I wouldn't even trip. I took this on a trip. I didn't lay up. Shoot, we got an investigation going on. I ain't going bring it up to her. I'm gonna find out who them other four niggas is. And if they got a wife or an old lady. They ass out there putting sugar on her frosted flakes. Don't be me. You learn anything from me? When it come to these hoes, I'm selfish. I ain't sharing so late at night when I don't want to jack out. And I call you and I can't. You can't come to me because you laid up with Fred. Well, guess what? Fred ass is going to. I'm gonna call it old lady and tell them what's going on. You think I won't when I will? I do anything to win, baby. I'm not playing. I'll do anything to win. Yeah. If your girl cheating on you, ain't got nowhere to go. Keep letting her do what she do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got. You gotta think. You gotta be. Gotta be on offense. Yeah, some of y'all ain't on offense. You ain't. Man, my girl cheating. I'm gonna go. No, stay. Yeah, she cheating on you. It's okay. Yeah, you suck that me. It's okay. Yeah, he riding around in my car. It's okay. I Eat that. I eat that for now. I think you get mad, want to leave. Cause she letting a little pound on him. It's all good. It's all good. Put the. Read the Bible. Everything's gonna be okay. I know it hurt. Two years rolling down your eye. Your chest hurt. Some of you. Some of you weak. You make. You want to go get that pistol and do something. Don't do that. If you got the beagle to keeper, you don't need them. Yeah, don't do it. Don't take your anger out on nobody. Go to the weight room my and work out, man. Live some weights, man. Yeah, you want to live a long time, you can't. You can't. You know what I'm saying? You can't do what you're doing now in jail. Yeah, you don't want to mind. Nobody got him. But you go to jail and start minding all of a sudden now. Yeah, people don't want to talk about it. You left here with a ball fade. Now you end up with dreadlocks. Who twisting y'all niggas hair in there. Who doing you had in jail? Which way? I want to know. Big me's had them same braid 30 years. No, y'all don't want to talk about. We're gonna keep it real long, show I can have cousins and go to the Ping and tell me what go on. I know what going on. You know my brother nervous. He work at the prison. I know what's going on in now. You come in that broke somebody. Some of you real y'all fight it out and do your thing, do your time. Some of you fall here. Who, Timmy. They go up in that acting out hard. And them big break them down. They go in your room, they know you broke. You ain't talk to your family. You crying, they can console you. And they ain't gonna try you in the first night. They're gonna let you think everything good for about two months. You calling home, everything good. Then they approach you like, man, I don't get down like that. Yeah, I know you don't, but I do. On bending knees. Yeah. What going on here? Real talk, real talk. Then they come home acting all hard. Trying to beat up a little old. You know what I'm saying? Beat up on old nerd like me. I'm knocking out ages. I'm taking care of your son. Your son couldn't read. I got the little blind motherfucker tore. But you home now, fam. Drug kingpin, you nigga. I send you back this Little coming home party will be a go away party. Nigga, when you coming home? I go about my business. But if that bitch called me one time telling me you put your hands on her, you going back. I seen you back. Give a damn about your kids. I ain't have no father but me. I don't give a damn about yours. How y'all feeling, man? Super bowl this Sunday. I can't wait. Y'all can't wait? Man, people, Sacramento Kings done traded De'Aaron Fox to the San Antonio spurs, man. What y'all think about that trade? I think it's a good trade. You know, I think Wendy Humble and. And Darren Fox can do something. They still got CP4 over there. I know y'all saying three CP4 that fouled it. CP foe CP3 Phoenix. But I like that for saying Antonio to keep it 100. The kings, they end up getting Zach Levine. I like that, too. That's. That's really. They got. Already got Monk over there, I think. Let's see how this play out. But I like it for both teams, though. You can. As you can see, San Antonio organization is making moves. They feeling strong. Just putting everything around Wemby Yumble. And like I told y'all previously, Wemby Yumba gonna probably be the richest NBA player ever. Just honestly, bro, when it's time for that dude to re up, it's gonna probably be half of Billy. I promise you. It's gonna probably be half of Billy for Wemby Young. But when his contract come up, Telly, I see it right now, and I'm hearing through the grapevine, the Lakers, you know, Lakers, you know, we got Luca. Big Luka is what they call him. I just want my Laker fans to know everything gonna be all right. Luca is up there in the hidden hills with LeBron and Savannah and Bronnie. They all smoking. Braun got the red wine going. Hey, I'm gonna be honest now. I'm let the cat out the bag. I'm gonna be honest with y'all, though, one time for my people. Soon as Luca step foot on that court and they win. I don't care if they win by one game. He better than Larry Bird. Larry Bird. Trash Dan Marley. Trash Dirk Nowinski. The greatest white boy ever. Pistol Pete, wake him up. Trans. Big Luca. Boy, them Laker Hagers hot. Y'all lost AD Nigga. You lost your old leg. And you still making it, ain't you? Y'all lost AD Nigga. You lost your favorite dog. You still making it, ain't You. You lost AD your lost some food stamp card, but you still here. Ain't you give a damn about losing no AD Nickel? Lost my main to my pastor, but I'm still him. That's the new saying in 2025. I'm still him. When she threatened to call police. And when they pull up, I'm still here. Where I'm going. All those stuff that us black folks done endured, we still here. My essays in Chinese. Y'all can't say the same. Y'all getting y'all asses back up. Where y'all from? The illegal ones. Now, I don't want y'all think I'm being racist. It's something I could never be, you know? You know, the Bible say God rang on the just and the unjust. And Larry Bird. Larry Bird local over him. Bird deadly shrimp him. It's all about Luca. Larry Bird ain't had no skill like Luke, and y'all know it. Stiff ass back. Y'all always want to hype up Bird. Stiff ass back. Can't move like Luca, can't Euro like Luca. Luca in the locker room drinking Michelob. Nickel ain't dropping 50. White chocolate, my guy. Now, you know I love white chocolate, but Larry Bird can't with Luke. Look, I got a pot. Who? John Stockton. No talking. Cuco is from overseas just like Luca. Nah, man. Shout out to Larry Bird. He'll go, but I ain't buying that. Can't touch Luke always talking about y'all ain't got no D. That's what your girl keeps saying. Y'all ain't got none of these. That's what your girl keeps saying. On a country to come through and hit her with that baked potato. Come here. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna hit her with the childs to go with it. Come here. Well, if you're gonna have. You gonna. You're gonna laugh over him. I can't speak for the mother shits, but you gonna laugh over him. You're gonna enjoy yourself. You're gonna hear some you ain't never heard before. But you still. When you and your girl get into it, she tell you get your ass out. When I go on up and I go upstairs, come back, I don't want to see you when she come back downstairs. But you still him not going nowhere. We made bowels respection. And you are the queen of who watching the bubble dub show, man, is being presented by prize picks, man. Right there. Yeah, barcode scan that, man. Make sure you type in trash with the two H's man, you put $5 in, you get 50. Put your picks in right now. Super bowl coming up. Man, you need a little extra money. Might get some tires on your car. Might get you an oil change or whatever it is, man, it's your business. But if you want to win some real money, come on in the prize pick, baby. Yeah. If you can't watch me something nice. You at work. Only thing you can do is listen to me. Go to Apple podcast. Go with Spotify, man. Let these folks know where you can come and get real comedy, real sports, truth right here on the Bubble Dub show, man, you can go and get it anywhere. But they ain't got the sauce. Do you hear me? They ain't got the songs. Ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, and you know it. Damn. Sometimes you gotta have talk how Tupac had a talk with his brother on Bug Rim. Damn. Don't you turn your back to me. We having a real family moment. Oh, this what this is? Yeah. Mama bring no ship. Oh, oh. Mama ain't got to work no more. She said more mugging, everything. Marble claws. And I did that. Just a joke. Hey, man. Hey, man. Y'all know what it is around this bubblegirl show, man, if you. Y'all gonna know, man. We do a thing on Real Cocktail Hill. Non sexual. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw, and he's here to tell you. Hell, people send me questions in, and I let them know if it's hell no or not. Somebody asked me would I move anywhere else outside of Texas. Yeah, live like a kingpin down here in Texas. I'm not going no mother. Well, I know Texas got on right to burn. You know what that means? I got that thing when they gang in the pawn shop. I got dang on me. I've been broke, so I had to go and pawn that thing. It's okay, people. If you're watching this show, you don't win broke. You can have some pawn. Some shit. I done it before. Don't feel bad. Cause you. Because you. Because you done been down or you down now. Ain't no. Ain't no feeling bad now. Ching up and figure it out. But we ain't gonna figure it out by running up and putting that pistol in somebody's face or breaking in somebody house or car. We ain't gonna figure it out that way. We gonna figure it out the right way. That's what we gonna do. We gonna help each other out. Yeah. You know a way out. This. You gonna give it Up. Yeah, we ain't drawing up like. No, we ain't drawing no maps up like Cookie drew up on life. We ain't gonna do that. Got too many people. I told y'all. Trying to do things they don't know how to do. Yeah, we ain't doing all that. So. Hell no. People talking about it's Black History Month. It's Black History Month every mother month for me. Every day I wake up, I'm black angle. But God damn it, it's Black History Month. Told y'all y'all need to start reading books. Y'all need to start reading books, man. Real talk. Get some understanding, some learning going on around this month. Your child talk to me, man. I'm gonna get ready to talk to y'all. Y'all talk to me 365 days a year. Yeah, we got 2, 000 people on here tonight. That's what I'm talking about. Damn it. Y'all tapping in. That's what we supposed to be going on. Appreciate it. Danny Garrett said Augustine, Texas. You know what it is, man? Shout out to my people not in East Texas right now. Where all my country folks at, man? If you. All my country folks on here, they eat deer meat. Let me know right now if you eating deer meat, Tyson, what it do? One of my people from King or Texas. I forgot about y'all po. Horses having asses. I ain't forgot about y'all over there. Yeah, you in King Oil, got some thin ass horses. And God damn it, I'm coming down there to get right. Jack Dan. I ain't no Kansas City fan. This just look good on me, man. This just matched me. You know what I'm talking about? What I'm saying? This Pete, I'm gonna wear the Eagles tomorrow. Yeah. While my city folks said they don't know nothing about eating no deer meat. Where y'all at, man? Y'all welcome to the Bubble Dub. So all my city folk, if you born in the city, let me know. Austin, Texas, what it do? Dallas, what it do? Oklahoma, y'all. Where y'all from, man? Y'all let the people know where y'all from. Shout out to Bruce. I got the Courtney. Shout out to Philip Williams. YRN bmg Ogis Hart. Shout out to y'all. Looks Houston, Texas. What it do, man? Yeah, Nashville. What it do? Georgia. We got Georgia in this thing. Memphis in here. You know, man, what they do, man? You go to Memphis, you're gonna hear mine 90 times. South Haven, Mississippi. I see y'all on the 28th, man. We the Ones tour. Appreciate the people who popped out on me the other night. I appreciate the love, man. Dang, I had so much fun, man. Look, man, I'm dropped the footage for that, too. On the Cool, man. I'm gonna take y'all on the journey with me on this week of Ones tour, man. Like I said, if y'all come to see me get. Get there early, man. I'm the second act, man. God is good, guys. Really, why I'm so excited, man? I'm on my first tour, man. I'm on. I'm listening, y'all. Me tell y'all some real. I'm looking to the camera. Coming from where I'm coming from. From a small town, Alto, Texas. About five or six hundred people, man. We grew up watching Mike Epps. Friday, Friday afternoon to be on the show with Mike Epps. Do you understand what I'm saying to y'all people, man? Coming from where I'm coming from. Well, you don't give a damn where you from to be on a show with Mike Epps, man. Give you a feeling that nobody could ever give to you, dog. If that shit don't motivate you, man, I don't know what. What will, man. I'm talking about going to war with Mike Hills, man. Hosting calling my name and bringing me out to a crowd, man. You know how much that make me feel, man. Yeah, man. This. This is amazing, man. This is everything I work for. This is everything I dreamed of, man. I'm telling y'all some real, man. When you. When you do good, man. Just a wonderful feeling, man. Cause like I always say, man, this wasn't the life I chose. It wasn't a lie for me. I never dreamed of this life, bro. He just hit me one day and said, I'm just gonna get started showing the world real comedy, man. Even with friends and family members doubted me and said this. And then. I ain't let that stop me, man. I kept going, man. I had that thing in my head. I'm gonna keep going, man. I'm gonna keep taking this to work and take it. People say you're gonna take it to the roof. No, I'm taking it to the moon. That's why I'm gonna take it beyond that. Yeah. And what but the Bible say this world ain't my home? I'm just passing through. But while I'm passing through, I'm gonna cut up While I'm on this journey I'm on, I'm gonna cut up. I'm gonna let my light shine baby yeah Even though my thing smile Lately I've been leaving the light on Sucking with the light on I ain't scared no more why? Cause I'm still here Cause I'm still here thank y'all for tuning into the Bubble Dove show, man. I love y'all, man. Bless.

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