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The Bubba Dub Show - Colorado Buffaloes get SMACKED in Bowl Game but Dub is proud of Deion and dem boyz!!
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Yeah Good morning, Good morning everybody welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. You know how I like to do before I like to. Even before I even get into my topics, you know, I like for you to go ahead and hit that, like, button. Go ahead and hit that, like, button right now. And matter of fact, go ahead and hit the subscribe button while you at it. I know y'all been waiting on me. I've been waiting on y'all. Where you at last night, fam? I told y'all, I'm down here live in San Antonio. I had five shows this weekend. I've been real busy. But nevertheless, I got my ass up this morning and I'm here to bring y'all a show. And I know what y'all want me to talk about, and I'm gonna talk about it. Them Colorado Buffaloes, do you hear me? Got beat yesterday, 36 to 14. The white boy knocked the taco soup out the nickels. That's what they did yesterday. Got me all excited. Before I go in my show, I'm gonna chill in my room. I wanna watch the game. I'm disappointed, but let me break down the game to you. And it's simple. Sometimes, man, people. People sit back and watch Coach prime them. They watch Travis Longer go get the Heisman. They watch the door, do all this and watch Colorado get all this praise and wish they deserve it because Coach Brown turned that damn whole organization around over there. B. Why you sitting back in the cut just looking like, damn, ain't nobody looking at us. Ain't nobody talking about us. We gonna hit the weight room, we gonna hit the film room. We gonna really go out there and them. That's what them white boys did. Them white boys look like they was on, B. Allegedly couldn't do nothing with them Cor yesterday. And Shador. And Shador running for his life. Oh, I don't know who they had called for BYU was, but they were singing the bliss. Every. Every time I look around, the door was on his back. Running back. Was you supposed to go forward, fam? But you was going back with shadow was 16 for 23, 280 yards, 2 tds, 2 interceptions. Not a good game by his standards. We don't see Shador put up some numbers, but you weren't able to do it yesterday. Different atmosphere. BYU came out ready to play in a show. Do you hear me? It showed. Let me tell y'all something. Colorado had two rushing noise. Do you hear me? Two Russian yards. They ain't gonna get it. And it didn't get it. That's why B U B Y U beat they ass yesterday and I'm mad about it. I'm sick. I ain't gonna lie. I want to go find them to win. That I did. But BYU wanted it more, man. They wanted more. They were showboating, they were doing the high step. They were doing the prime time dance on Colorado. And ain't nothing Colorado could do about it. So ain't no sense. If I'm Colorado player, you ain't hurt, but hold your head high because you ain't supposed to be here. At the end of the day, Colorado Buffalo wasn't supposed to be in no ball game. They had kind of Coach primed them out a long time ago, but they still made it. So at the end of the day, the season was a success. Yes, it was a sense. Yes, I'm mad. Yes. They didn't play worth a damn. I get it. But looking at the bigger picture, what Coach Brown was able to do. Coach Brown went to Colorado. Predominantly white. Ain't number mother white folks up there. Ain't number raisin potato salad up there during the holidays up there. Y'all know I'm not right. And he done changed the culture up there in Colorado. He got each and everybody flying in and coming up there to watch this team play. So I want to say, I want to congratulate Coach prime on what he done overall, you know, so far at Colorado. But we not going to excuse this loss. We not going to scour this loss. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. And I know for him, he not gonna be able to coach his sons no more. You know, Shiloh gonna be gone. Shador gonna be gone to the NFL, going on and do better things. And, you know, Travis Harlem not gonna be there yesterday. He had four catches, 106 yards. He's gonna be off in the NFL. So, you know, just gonna be Coach Prime. All the spotlight gonna be just back on Coach Prime. Now, he won't be on Shador. It won't be on Travis Horner. Rightfully so he beat back on him. Now, not a team can just do their thing now because they had a bullseye on them really every game. Cause people were sick and tired of hearing about Coach Brown. But Coach Brown, they deserve that praise, man. That man came in and did things else could do. Corelle Stewart rolling over in this grave right now. Real talk, Colorado, Buffalo, that's all they talk about. They got commercials. They got their own plane right now. That come from Coach Brown. And the Coach Brown effect is wonderful. Look at Mike Vick now he a head coach. Now down there in Norfolk, he a head coach. Now look at Desurgents. He a head coach. Now they are looking at the Coach prime effect and what he's been able to do. Now they want to go out and get the celebrity. Not celebrity, but these star players as coaches. Now they're coming from Coach prime, baby. But don't think I'm older and I'm just going to give them slack just because I'm cool with Coach Prime. That don't mean a damn. They didn't get the job done yesterday. The state wasn't well done yesterday. It was still pink in the middle. And no white boys. We all know they love they steak with a little pink in the middle. Tell me I'm not go out eat with them white folks. They ain't getting no well done steaks that pink them and real don't eat that pink ass steak. We want our well done. I'm just giving y'all facts today of what I seen yesterday. Look like the team, they like they were just happy to be here. BYU wasn't. BYU knew from the, from the, from that very first kick out they was gonna kick Colorado ass. And guess what? They did. And it hurt looking at it. I ain't gonna lie, man. It hurt, it, it hurt. And you know them white boys, they. They on another level right now. And I told y'all like they come from this through the room and they come from Trump. Trump got these white folks again with swag again. Six, eight months. Six to eight months ago you can walk into a bank, even if you had good credit, they wouldn't give you a me me doctor walking to the banks now with a 580 or 600. Them white folks handing out checks. How I know? Cause I just got 15 bands last week. Tells me the truth. BYU was not bullshitting with Colorado. Real talk and that it hurts. And I don't want to keep going on on and on about it. Cause we moving on to the new year. But I want to give credit and I don't want to take nothing away from byu. Y'all did y'all thing y'all played a great game. Y'all had offense scold every he. Defense played great. You hear them. And The Russian yards 2 yard. You hear Travis Hunter. Only four catches. 106 yard. I gotta give credit. What credit do y'all. I can't be on my show being biased cause I'm cool with these guys. Yeah, it's cool. But I got a job to do. And BYU Y'all did y'all damn thing before. You haters that's jumping on her right now. I told y'all. Y'all trash. No. All right, I'm not trash. They play like trash yesterday, but they are not trash. They far from trash. Coach prime and the Colorado Buffalo, they will be okay next year, I guarantee you that. Them people, they gonna. They gonna draft the right players, and the players they want to drop jump in that pool, God damn it. Colorado gonna kill them, I promise you that. Now, moving on from that game, now I want to talk about the game of the day yesterday for me, the Broncos and the damn Pingles. That damn both were getting on owe your apology. Well, you got them down. Bronco followed him. But that damn. But that damn Joe Burrow is him. Joe Burrow right now. And I know Lamar putting up all kind of historic numbers, but right now, pound for pound, we talking about quarterback. Joe Burrow is the best quarterback in the motherfucking league. And if he had a defense, and if he had a defense, his team will be already in the playoffs. They in the hunt, but they be already in the playoffs right now. Joe burrow had over 400 something throwing yards again yesterday. Him and Jamar Chase. And he can b. I'm talking about bowling, too. That's the way a quarterback supposed to run a motherfucking team. Dak Prescott, that's the way you throw the ball. I'm gonna hand it off a couple times, then after that, get out the goddamn way. I'm finna let the air out the ball. And that's what Joe Burrow. I mean, the boy getting hit as he throwing that. He ain't flinching. Do you hear me? The boy ain't flinching as he throwing the ball. He get hit in the real head and he ain't facing him. Man, I'mma tell y'all something, man. I've been watching football a long time. I can see some great quarterbacks from the Tom Brady to the. To the Peyton Mannings to the EBT core ass Brett Favre. I've done seen a lot of good quarterbacks, bro. But when I tell you Joe Burrow is him. Joe Burrow is him. If I'm Cincinnati Bengals, I don't know who running that team. I don't know who running the roster part of that. But y'all need to go out and get y'all a defense. Let me say this right now, because I've been real critical of the Bengals defense this year, and we all have. But yesterday, y'all gotta Stop when y'all were supposed to get a stop. And that's all you have to do at some time. Get a stop when you need to get a motherfucking stop at the end of the day. I seen Joe Burrow throw a ball in the end zone to Jamar Chase and dropped it. Did that stop him from going right back to him? Hell no. Sometimes our teams that whoever we go for, we'll throw a ball to a receiver, he drop it and they don't look his way no more. That ain't what you supposed to do. You supposed to go right back to that. You dropped that one, but you better not drop no more. I send them away. And Bengals, y'all better pay Jamar Chase. Like I said, you're not going to be able to pay him. And Higgins, which you better go ahead and pay Jamar Chase Higgins, you're gonna lose him to somebody. Somebody gonna pay him big money when you worth it now. Cincinnati Bengals. Kikum, you need your ass whooped for missing that 30, 33 yard field goal. That would have ended the game earlier, but you didn't. Can you imagine driving down the field? Just, just didn't. First down at the first down. And all we got to do now is just kick the field goal. Ball game over. And this warming up, kicking his leg, running out there. It's all good. I do this in my sleep. Never miss the field. Go. Now, if the Cincinnati Bengals would have lost, they wouldn't even be in the playoff hunt right now. They would be. They would be done. But they end up winning. Broncos. I think all the Bronco Broncos in it. I think they in it right now or they just got to win one more game. But I'm not mistaken. I think the Broncos is. They. They. Okay. I think they control their own destiny pretty much. They just gotta win. But from what I'm seeing from Bo Nick, because I was real critical early on from Bo Nick, because he was having games when he was having 135 yard passing. What goddamn quarterback having 135 yard passing besides my good friend up there in Indianapolis, Anthony Richardson. I'm just. I'm just being real. Ain't no way a quarterback is supposed to have 135, 150 yard passing. Just the NFL, it's a passing lead. And if you ain't got over 200 yard passing, the game, that's a problem. But that's what Bo Knicks was doing. But the Bronco defense was handling biglies. And I just want to say I'm not going to support Rashaun Payton. But what you've been able to do with the Denver Broncos this season is marvelous. I like it. I can see why they say you're a quarterback coach for the things you did with Drew Brees. I'm starting to see that now what you're doing with both Knicks. Now, yesterday, he made a terrible decision in the end to throw that ball. Because sometimes he quarterback feel like I got a strong arm. I can get that ball. Everybody defending get there but the NFL players. You got to realize these is athletes. These boys. 62260 run 4, 5, 4, 6, 40. They can. God damn it. They can cover ground like a cheetah. Do you hear me? No animals be jumping out there. Different and different. That cheat will be 200 yards away. He just. He ain't running yet. He just getting a little bit closer. Look a bit closer. When that is something. That Cheeto brain. When they get in that rain, God damn it, I'm coming to get you. That's what they doing. Ain't no difference when you take that undercat and you jump in the bed, she rubbing on you. You just chilling right now. Cause you know you got about 15 minutes for that kicking. When that kick in, it's up, keys gonna be in the pit. Cause this finger stand up like the Statue of Liberty. Then we finna do what we do. So go put your phone come over. They want to be in their phone. Put that goddamn phone up. Put that on silent. Give me what I want I'm not with y'all day. Give me what I want. Patriots got blew out by the Charger. Jim harbor ran. Jim Harbaugh rang his ass from Michigan because you know he was in trouble. Ran his ass down to the NFL. Now he doing his mother. Justin Herbert, you in the playoff. Now everybody wants claim. You and me. Well, God damn it. Short in the playoffs. You know you white boy. Y'all, I love push Herbert. Oh, what about Justin Herbert? What about it? This the year. Now in the playoffs. Make a name for yourself. Don't sit up here and tell me he ain't got this and that. He's our man and two bad Bill dad won two rings. He had the best team. He had a good defense. Out of defense. Michael Strahan, them over there. But he had best receivers in the world over there. No, he didn't. Eli Manning got the job done. King Justin Herbert get the LA Chargers to the Super Bowl. Him and John Harper. That's all I'm saying. Jim Harbaugh and Kaepernick with the 49ers went to the Super Bowl. They lost against his brother and Ray Lewis during Outlaw Spray. Having that. But they still got them just the time. Now where you got to make a knife for yourself but nobody people just okay. Justin hurt but okay. You don't want that people mention. Just Herbert. You want to mix that right there is a baller. He's a gamer. And the verdict is still out on him right now. Beat the out the Patriot Robert Kraut. I'm sorry for you, fam. You need to go back down there to the massage parlor down in Miami and get some more holes to rub on you because your team ain't worth a damn. I appreciate you for hiring Gerard Mayo, black man. I love it. You better not fire him. He definitely better be back there next year. I know that because they ain't got nothing up there in New England. And I don't feel like nobody really want to go up there and play in New England an either. So at the end of the day, getting the draft, maybe you can get you some free agents to come up there. I don't know. But I'm just gonna give a shout out to Jim Harbaugh, what he's been able to do in his first year with the LA charts. Got them boys in the playoffs. Can they make any noise first round? I don't know who they'll be playing. Will it be the Texans? If they play the Texas, they can damn sure beat the Texans. I'm not gonna lie. If they play the Steelers, they damn so can beat the Steelers. I know that. But if they got the Ravens, if they got them bad Bills, the top three team, Chiefs, Bills, Ravens, that's who coming out the AFC charge. I don't see nobody else coming out the AFC but them three teams. And the way Lamar them looked the other day, Way Lamar them looked the other day, they might be going. And I know, and I know Pat Mahomes over there, y'all. I'm. I'm. I'm still giving them the benefit of the doubt because they are the defending champs. I'll never get on her and be like, man, if Ken Sugar, I'll be lying and being biased. That's something I don't do on the bubble dub, so I'm gonna keep it 100. You might not like what I'm saying, but it's the truth. I got the chief number one. Got the Bills, number two. How can you have kids number two? They ain't never won the Super Bowl. Shut up. It's A different year. Three Ravens. Now we're gonna switch over to the nfc. Cowboys playing today, playing the Eagles. I think they playing Trey Lane. It don't matter. Damn Cowboys. Us, we ain't going no well. But if we lose, I'm gonna be mad. Tell them why. Because the Eagles got kicking pick it playing quarterback. We ought to have self sacks on Kenny. We ought to have seven sex on Phoenix, on King. That's all kidding your ass. Let me say this, and I'm not a hater. And I want to see certain things. I want to see Saquon Barkley get that record. I really do. I want to see Saquon Barkley get that Russian record. Real talk. So he can run for 300 yards a day on the Cowboys. I wouldn't give a damn long as the Cowboys win. I don't give a damn. As I'm telling y'all right here today, if the Dallas Cowboy win, I'm talking shit, all motherfuckers. We got a chance to win. Her ain't playing her still goddamn in a cone. Still sleep. They say her saying came out his house. Since that concussion and concussions is real, y'all. For the young men that's playing this game that's not in the NFL yet. It's in high school. This a violent game. This is a violent game, y'all. And I don't think y'all really understand cte. This is real. And I get it. You know what you signed up for. I get it. That's why I get paid the big bucks. But they gonna get paid the big bucks like they should. But what they put their body through. You got six, seven, six eight men. Lineman running down the field in 185 yard, hitting 185 pound. Cornerbacks. You think that feel good? I know it don't.
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You're putting your kids at risk. Understand that, number one, I had a son. I'll probably put him in basketball and baseball. Probably wouldn't put my son in football, but then again I probably would because we all love football, man. But football is a dangerous sport. So any parents out there that got your kids in football and they constantly getting their head in the head, watch it because it can't affect them from years now and your son acting out and acting like Ray J. I don't give a damn what y'all say. Ray J got CTE that running around here talking about he gonna expose this and man act like he on this. Randy come just your brother love Ray J mock his one wish happening. Y'all better keep an eye on that boy. Man, I don't know what's going on up there in la, but these people, man, that we gonna grew up and watched over the years. These are weird. Look at Orlando Brown. Look at Orlando Brown. I don't know what the hell going on. Now we got breaking news. D logo been traded to the goddamn net. About time. About mother the time. We done got rid now who we did. Because I know we ain't just give him up to give him up. Who we bringing to la? Is it Biggie? Is it J? No, we don't want JT in LA right now. You keep your hot ass while you at up there in Marshall. Keep your ass where you at. But how y'all feeling? Today is Sunday, man. Got some football. They had some football yesterday. Got some football again today. Today, Sunday, man. Real talk breaking on the energy. God damn it, I love it. God damn it, I love it. I don't know what's going on this show. Y'all keep with the goddamn sign. Leave this alone. You're going from one thing to one another. Get that off of there. God damn. The hell y'all doing today, man? If you're watching this show, it being presented by Prize Picks. Go and download the number one sports fantasy app right now. Scan that right there, that bar card scan. Put that promo. Put that code in right there. Trash. 52 inches, man. Yeah, you put $5 in, they're gonna give you 50 instantly. You should do it right now. Matter of fact, put your pics in right now so you can win you some money. When I get off that line, I gotta put my picks in. I forgot to put my picks in. I've been sold, tied up with the comedy shows and stuff, man. I'm behind on my stuff right now. If you can't watch this show today, damn sure can. Listen to it, man, on Apple podcast and Spotify. Go and download it. Don't get bus downloaded. We need the downloads right now, man. And I don't know what's going on with the Internet with. With the algorithm around him, but I like some old woman picture on the skit. And all of a sudden I've been seeing number cuckoos on my damn timeline. The algorithm trash. I don't want to see the old ass women on my timeline. Man, I like one picture now. It's a bunch of drum bones on my. And I know I ain't the only one. I know what's going on to y'all, man. You can't click on nothing no more. Because if you do, from now on out, that's all you gonna see is these old ass people, man. Got nothing against old ass people. But I want to see some young hoes on this ass shaking and all that. I don't want to see you grandmas and grandma panties and them hoes, no cooking pecan pie. That ain't what I'm looking for. That ain't what I'm looking for. Mark Zuckerberg, you gotta get your together, fam. You gotta get your together. And one thing I like about what's going on right now is, like, content creators who've been making money on social media. Now, you can't. Older people on there now, like the grandmas and the grandpa, they making money now. Hey, and I ain't no hater. I love to see it because when we was doing it, y'all was against it. Y'all didn't do anything. But now y'all doing the same thing. Hypocrite ass. You're doing the same thing now all of a sudden, now all you see nine women on there and thongs and just smiling and shaking that they ain't doing nothing. That ain't got no talent. Only thing they doing is shaking ass and wonder why your little dollars grow up to be hoes. Because that's what you are. You show them you ain't teaching them kids nothing but how to sell that piece. Tell me I'm lying, fellas. And we love to look at the ship, but it's our fault, too. We don't really love it. Oh, my God, man. Yeah, you fine, man. Yeah, we need you. Let me tell you something. Real women don't have to get online and show their body. Do you hear me? A real woman can get on there and wear regular clothes and just be beautiful just the way she is. I don't want no woman that's gonna be online showing her ass, showing her titties, showing her coochie print. I don't want. Hey, I want y'all. I want that. I don' because what I want, I don't want nobody to get me. I don't want nobody else seeing. Not these days. You dating somebody today? Pretty much. They on the Internet, they showing that coochie and they think it's cute. They think it's funny. They Think it. Real women don't do that. What happened to the big mamas? Man, the real women. Real women back in the day, Big mama, grandpa go out have six of them kids on grandma. Grandma don't leave them. These women these days to leave your ass behind a room. These women to leave your ass by liking another woman picture. Do feel me? Are you like that whole Y'all must be what they like my. I like her. They ain't nothing you. You know Y know I ain't lying. Let your girl see you liking another woman picture. Watch how she at. But they can go and click on us or cherry feeding ass all day, they gonna think that's a problem. But soon we click on a big fine chick from Columbia. No good. Hey, they got a problem now. We need to put this phone down. Any phone getting in the way? No. Goddamn. You want to keep looking at us and Chris Brown. God damn it. I'm gonna keep looking at these hoes too. Not gonna stop what I'm doing over him. My girl gonna hit me up. Hey, bubba, you think we should switch phones for a day? Hell, I don't need nothing in your phone. Ain't nothing in your phone. I won't. Ain't nothing in your phone. I want to see. I done seen some in your phone before and I don't want to see it again. Want to switch phones with you. It come time coming up. You think you can help me get a car? Hey, hold on. How you been getting around? That's how you gonna continue to get around. I'm not buying you no car. You women got some nerve to ask your man to buy you a car to where your daddy at, where your grandma, where your mom, your grandpa. You think the car you giving me some of these greasy ass monkeys. I ain't supposed to buy you a car. I'll be damn. You better uber. If your girl ain't got no car, keep it that way. That means she can't pull up on your ass when you go off. Damn right. Not buying no car. I bought for my kids, that's it. I ain't buying all the grown person no car. I buy my key. I got two girls, 96 and they get 14, 15. Lord let me live and see you. And they won't. They gonna have whatever they want. You give them corn, egg or pumping for me. Buying my girls. I be paying. I'm buying. No, by your school. I buy you a school in that store, you're gonna charge that up to keep it charged. And the 400 I go down and get your school before me going on that parking lot and pulling off or something. I bet not. And y'all better not either. Look how many women buying y'all call? I said a lot of time. I mean that. Me and my girl bought me a car. Your money. It's your money. But you want to fool us and make us feel like she just bought you a car, man, Stop it. I remember seeing that with money bagging already that time. She bought me some land, fam. With your money about you. No land. Women don't anything like that, fam. But y'all be all investing and believing. I need me a woman like that, man. That's what I'm talking about. That I better open your eyes. It's a life outside this Internet, y'all. It's a life outside the Internet. I guarantee you that. I promise you. Shout out to the people that been popping up all weekend to my comedy show down here in San Antonio, Texas. We've been having a. Oh, yeah, my good Mexican friends. God damn it. They've been showing up. Boots with the spurs. You got them right? Don't mess him up. Pulling up. And my name, Senor Dub down here too. They don't call me Doug. Down, Senor, what's. What are you doing? How you doing? Last show tonight at 6:30. If you out here still in the city. To my last show tonight at 6:30 at the Improv. Go and grab them tickets, man, and come see me and my team. Cause we getting off. I'm putting on a motherfucking shoulder. And to the people who ain't never seen me perform, you're missing a treat.
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I promise you. I promise you. You missing a tree. I'm here. I'm giving it to you from the start to the end. Telling real live stories. And they funny. Dylan might be going through some. Come to my show. I get that off your mind, do you hear? I get that off your man. I promise you I will. Dub. Ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Might not want to hear it, but call it till yes true. It's something more. Sunday morning, I'll be thanking God that your ass alive right now. She could have called your ass home, but it didn't. If you're just not tuning into this show. I already talked about Colorado. I've been crying all night. But the Bible say they may be crying all night. Maybe morning all night. But in the morning. It's tough. It's doing it. Yeah. When you upset about Colorado losing But guess what? It ain't the end of the world either. It's always next year. Same with the Cowboy. We ain't going nowhere. We're gonna be right on the sideline where everybody else team who ain't going to play off this postseason. Guess what?
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Always a new heel. I talked to a guy yesterday, dude, man, I don't think it's Jerry Jones. I just looked at him the. You mean you gonna think it's Jerry Jones. We ain't been to the playoffs in 30 years. Who is it? Who is it? The last best coach we had was Jimmy Johnson. Jerry ran him out, brought in Barry Swisher. He won. But that was Jimmy T. And you ain't done nothing else ever since. So who's the problem? The players are Jimmy. I mean, the players are Jerry. And I get. Yeah, Jerry. John do. I get. Get good players. But he gonna go out and get the players when we really need him, when they're available. We could have got big back Derrick Henry this year. Did we get it? We could have drafted Jamar Chase. Did we get hell out. We could have drafted the quarterbacks. Did we kill them? Hell, no. So the problem with the Cowboys is Jerry Jones playing and simple. He do his way. And I understand this your team, you can do whatever you want to do with it, Jerry. But that's why we ain't winning no Super Bowl. That's why we ain't been back. Because of Jerry, our owner supposed to cut the check, put the right people on the team and get out the way. That's all you supposed to do. Jerry not doing that. He writing the check in, going down there on the field, talking to the players and. And asking them, do you like Mike McCartney or do you don't like Mike McCartney? This and that. No, you gotta stay out the way. Let a coach coach. At the end of the day, you got to let a coach coach. And I seen that the Sacramento Kings just fired Mike Brown. Get your ass up out here. You got Rosen on your team, Fox Sapolis on your team. Morgan, you're on the achievement. They done brought in Doug. Jackie Christie on the team. He got damn interim head coach. He a Christian. Y'all know who Doug Christie is, used to play with Mike Biggie. Yeah. Stop Again. All the boys on that down team that lost to the Lakers battle, by the way, and Chris Weber. That team was supposed to beat the Lakers, but we already know the game is real. I don't care if y'all want to hear this or not. It's real talk. The NBA red, the NFL, all this red. This is make believe is entertainment. All at any day is all about that people. It's all about that mother people. They control what we see. When Kaepernick was kneeling. Oh, man, we ain't watching football no more. Y'all were steady tuning in, watching. I know I was. That was most of the white folks. I ain't watching. Cause they kneeling. When you had our own veterans so saying they didn't feel disrespected by what Kaepernick was doing. But you had people still complaining about standing for the flag. And that national anthem is what? Racist. Do you hear me? The national anthem. I will take a few parts out of it, but it's still racist. Huh? A fish funky from his head all the way down. Do I gotta keep preaching y'all this? Do I gotta keep preaching y'all this each and every day, man. I'm telling y'all some real live that's going on in front of our very eyes, man. Yes, I know this real, but am I gonna stop watching it? Hell no. I love watching football. I love watching basketball and baseball and hockey. I love it. J is real. JK got money on this and so do I. Putting money on the game. I'm putting money on the game. You should be putting money on these damn games too. Stop getting too invested in this. I get it. You got a team. You're a Raiders fan. You love the Raiders. You'll never root for now another team. I get it. But when the last time the Raiders went to the super bowl and last time I checked every super bowl that happened, you tune in and watch it, y'all gonna get mad at me. Cause I like Buffalo too. I can like whoever I want. Nah, all you cowboy fan that were mad at me for putting on that Buffalo girl. Every year you watch the Super bowl, don't you tell me I'm high. Why are you watching another team? Why? I tell you why. Because it's inter same way Beyonce down there shaking that ass last week and goddamn H town. That was the best thing going on. Crystal Beyonce. I know. Shaking that ass. I love you, Queen Beehive. God damn it, J.C. make sure Beyonce ass performed in that. But you couldn't make sure goddamn Lil Wayne got them do nothing in New Orleans though. That's the I'm talking about. We know kid could gonna do his thing down in New Orleans. It could have had a split it. Goddamn Kendra do 15 minutes and goddamn Wayne, 15 minutes. Everybody whooping. Satisfied preaching today. They don't want to hear that though. I think about that. Yeah, Y came out think it's 15 minutes. He A man right now and then like them Little Wayne Birdman man. Man, Fred hot boys could have closed the goddamn show. Master P could have came out there too and could have had seat myrtle on the goddamn chopatron through jk. God damn it. Eating suits bet the ratings go up then I bet the ratings go up then I can put a Super bowl show together. It'll be one age too. It'll be age too. Real talk trash of the day going to the goddamn Colorado Buffalo trainers people throw in from everywhere come down here and watch Coach Brown do they motherfucking thing. Some people live halftime do you them folks left half time. I know Coach prime hot but I know he got gogging and he ain't gonna let too much get to him. Yeah, I know he disappointed. He real disappointed. But he also know he still got more work to do and I know Coach Brown gonna put the work in and make sure to be done. But they played like trash yesterday and I don't like I don't like it one bit. Thank y'all for tuning in today to the Bubble Dub show. Don't worry, I'm going live later on tonight about the Eagles in the cap. Don't worry God damn it after my show because my show early today at 6:30 so best believe tonight I'm going to go live again. You be gated and your notifications on going be going live. Peace and love.
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