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The volume what it do? What it do? I know y'all been on there talking shit already. Y'all ain't going to the playoffs. I don't give a damn, but we going to bed tonight with a W. I bet you that hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button, man, if you ain't already hit the subscribe button yet. But if you tuning in right now watching this show, you shouldn't hit the like button. Cause you know I'm on one right now. Oh, yeah. I told y'all we were gonna beat them. Bad ass. And we did that. CD Lamb playing beautifully, too. CD Lamb playing beautifully, too. Cooper, Russ, don't you get no great ideals next year? You right back on the sideline holding the clipboard. Cause that's all you good for. Yeah. Coming into this game, we knew we weren't going to the playoffs. Because of what? Cause we didn't put in the work early in the season. See, you gotta put in work early to get the results. Late. Like some of y'all women right now. Y'all been running to the gym trying to get slimmed down for Christmas. It's too late. Same thing about my Cowboys. Too late. We ain't going to the playoff. Cool. Well, guess what? We finna spoil it for you other teams that's trying to make it to the playoff. Baker trash for you. I'm talking to you. I'm just gonna be real. Ain't no way the Dallas Cowboys should have beat the books. But they did. But they did. We finally got a victory in Jerry's work. Because normally when other teams come to play us, it'd be a world and Jerry's world. But not the day we pulled that off. Little bit of controversy. I don't give a damn. Dallas Cowboy showed up tonight and they finished. And that's what you gotta do sometime in the ball game. You gotta finish. Yeah. Ended the game on a turnover. It was no turnover. That ain't what the ref say it. And we go by what the refs say. People in New York said it was. Said it was. And therefore there it was. Well, I'm so excited, man. I'm so excited, man, because earlier today we got our feelings hurt about being eliminated from the contention of the playoffs. And was I upset? No, I wasn't upset. Because even if we was the so supposedly miraculously make it to the playoff, I knew we weren't gonna do a motherfucking thing. We would just be in the way if we went to the playoffs. So it worked out the way it supposed to work out. So right now, the Bucks are fighting to get in the playoffs along with the Atlanta Falcons, who just benched Kirk Cousin Peters coming up and got a motherfucking victory on the New York Giants. Knock the inch over. Pizza out. The New York Giants today. That's what the Falcons did. It's going down on Peach street right now. I don't know why they calling it Peach street no more. Call it Harry Nuts. Cause that's what's going on down in the map. Harry Nuts. Get it wrong. It's still some beautiful, dead, fine women dying now. But it's also some other mother. The White House running around through there, too. And they ain't looking for what me and you looking for either. They looking for root power. I'm just here to keep it 100 with y'all tonight. I would not sugarcoat a mother get dang on my show. I won't do it. I will not do it. Let me tell y'all one thing. Christmas, Wednesday. Christmas coming up. Christmas, Wednesday. I'm gonna get back to the sports in a minute. Let me keep it 100. Christmas is Wednesday. A lot of y'all getting phone calls. A lot of y'all getting dms. A lot of y'all getting text messages. Hey, stranger. Don't you both of that. Hey, stranger. I hear you getting somebody pregnant. You all want to hit you up now. Cause they ain't had it. If you ain't got it by now, ho, you ain't gonna never get it. Hey, Big Head. Shit, I'm not paying them DMs no attention. Oh, you want a prison, honey? Yes. You won't get none of this crew, I bet you. That what you want? I'll just take it back. You can get me some shoes. You better be by boogie like the Flintstones. You not getting up for me in the new year. You definitely not get blocked. So pay attention to that haze, stranger. These hoes don't miss you. He hoe trying to get something out of you. And you got to be smarter than that dog putting you on game tonight. You gotta be smarter than. Hey, stranger. Hey, Big Head. I was just reaching out. I ain't heard from you in the wife. And you ain't gonna hear from me no Mo either. How you get my number? Your mama. Well, I'm blocking her ass, too. You ain't got no back business giving my number out. I don't want to talk to y'all. I don't want to talk to y'all. I'm calling everybody out tonight. Philadelphia Eagles. Kill them. Del. Commander deep fried that bird, didn't he? They knocked. They knocked the orth. The hood out. Jalen. Hurts. Early in the first quarter, y'all were up ta corner running that ball a job. A.J. brown will catch a touchdown. It was a beautiful thing for about 25 minutes up there in Washington Eagles. But after that, that damn Kenny Prickett. When you with real Kenny Prickett, stand up. There's a reason why you a backup. Kenny Pricker. It's a ring zoo. Commanders had five turnovers and still won the game. I ain't never seen nothing like it in a day in my life. Devontae Smith, third and sixth. Ball hit you right in your handbook. Going right through your hand. You catch that ball, y'all run the clock out. Ball game. But you don't you drop it. Kika field goal commander. Shout out to Jaden Daniels. Five touchdown. Went down there. Went down there. Game on the line. He clutched. Game on the line. And won the game for the Commanders. Shout out to the combat. Shout out to Dan Quinn, who was our defensive coordinator for the Capital, who should have been our mother head coach. And we let him go. Now look at him. Don't move up there and change that whole franchise around. Dan Snyder rolling over in his Redskins gear right now. Eagles, you had a chance to wrap it up, but you didn't. You were fighting Detroit for the number one seed. But you can. You can mess that up. Detroit got that number one seed now. Now let me go back to this game right here. Do I think the Philadelphia Eagles would have lost to Jalen Hurst wouldn't got hurt? No, I don't. I think the Philadelphia Eagles will blew Washington out if Jalen hurts. Wouldn't have got hurt. And let me go back to him getting hurt. This real talk. That was a dirty hit by old boy Jalen Sipping syrup, Oyster hood. Hurts was going. Already going down. That dude come from behind and hit him as he was going down. That's dirty. Man got a concussion. We don't know if he gonna be back next game or not. I don't know. I think the NFL take that tackle out the game. Cause it's dangerous, man. The man got up, shook his head and was like, I'm back. The game over. I was like, hold on. The first quarter, the game ain't over. You get your ass in that blue tent and get checked out and see what's going on with you. Y'all saw like I saw it. I'm not making this up. Jaylah said, oh, I'm glad the game up. Game ain't over, fam. Game ain't over. Man was out. Didn't know where he was at. So he had a concussion. Had to bring in Kenny Prickett. The, the. The. The. The second string quarterback tobacco quarterback for the Eagles. He came in through a touchdown everybody. Even Gillian was jumping up down. We gonna be all right. No, you're not. Them damn commandos got that cobra film that got them cobra venom hit. You and I can hit them rats and them rats get to running around. Oh, I'm okay. Never play with matches. 32 second lego that damn rat shaking. Yeah, that's what happened today Washington commander. We going to the playoff dude. And we gonna make sure. Oh we ain't fearing nobody. We got James D. Well rookie, you know and I'm liking everything I seen from that young brother. That young brother running that ball like knife dick. Quarterback sneaks quarterback keepers in. Don't give a damn. Jayden Dana is powering. This is a beautiful thing to watch. Your team that's in the playoffs right now. That's in the hunt. It's a beautiful thing to watch. Not for me. Cause my Cowboys ain't going no motherfucking world. So I had to switch gears back to my Buffalo Bills. And we won. We beat the goddamn sour ad New England Patriots. It wasn't easy, but they won. Josh Allen Hurgus throwing hand. I don't know he'll be all right or not. I don't know. But they got the job done Now Josh Allen, let me say this to you fam. You got to stop throwing the ball once or twice to Keon. Keon, you gotta get him the motherfucking ball. Fam. You keep throwing to Kenad. Them and Khalil, they cool, but they ain't Keon. Keon is explosive. Get that young man the ball. Him and Amari, Cooper and Cook. Get him the ball and get out their way. You keep trying to throw it here and throw up that you bullshitting. I seen Keon Coleman open today on four routes. Wide open. You ain't look his damn way. If I'm Kyon, I'm supposed to go back to the sideline with my head. Everything going to be all right now. I mean your mother fucking ear. Don't you see me open, fam. Goddamn notebook. I'm wide open. That touchdown. You gotta give me the ball, fan. I don't know what you seeing, but don't make me help you. Don't. Don't make me help you see what you need to see. Cause you ain't gonna like it. Come me and you're going this blue. We're going to that blue tent. God damn it. We'll get it on. And I bet you when we come out that blue tent, I bet you I ain't gotta tell you to throw me the ball. No. Goddamn, you gonna be doing it. Robber. Traffic doesn't age like a Shouldn't be a Billy Check left. Before Billy Check left, they would win the championship. Robert Craft was walking around, moving around greatly. I know know he need a walker now. He was just with that young girl. Now he need a walker. That's what happened, man. When you lose Brady and you lose funky fiat B ability, when like that happen, go down here real motherfucking fast. See, I'm in my 30s now. I used to get them holes pump all day all along. I can't do it no more. I got to do like them do. I got the impact you got, right? Like Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop. So when I tell them. Hold right now. Once I take this, I don't want no phone call, no text message telling me you gonna be mad at me knowing the. I ain't. I don't give a damn who sick goddamn who your mama. I don't. God damn it. They can die. You better make your motherfucking way over here and give me what I want. Cause I'm taking this. I'm taking the whole motherfucking honey pack two hoe. They say royal honey. Well, damn it, I'm royal. You gonna be my hunter. I'm licking on your ass from the ruler to the door. Oh, you nasty tonight you got right I'm nasty it Crookma time be full of eggnog and Hennessy. Come get this Hennessy ne. I'm digging in you tonight, dog. Gonna dig in your crip my time. Bitch, I done put them presents under that tree. Yeah, me and you won't. Yep, two inches of full light. Do you need to see? I'm feeling good tonight. I might leave the lights on. I might let you see this small motherfucker. But I'm gonna leave my mark. Bitch, this meat like chickenpox. I'm gonna leave my mark on you. One way or another. You gonna know I've been there. You gonna know, dog been there when I take this honey pack. And I'm not sharing it either. And I'm not sharing it either. I'm enjoying. Let me see. That's what y'all need to do the holiday. You've been too uptight. You can lost family members, you can lost some friends who ain't keeping 100 with you. You just ain't been yourself lately. Let your hurt call you one of them hoes up. They ain't gonna but don't want Nothing but about $75. Soon they come in, have it already on the table, already out and all women and you be right there. But if you got you something to smoke, make sure some of that dis ain't trash I got don't fire your boy and get the smoke if you got some done Julio. And then take you a couple shots. Then when she come through that door, ain't no talking. They your clothes off. God damn it. Let's go down through love like two bulls. I'm dropping on you. You jumping on me. Goddamn, I even got some oil too like P. Dick too. I got that Johnson Johnson oil too. But it ain't no drugs in it either. I don't need none of that to get this. Everything come with consent. I'm gonna show out. I'm gonna show out for Christmas. I can smell them pies bacon now. I can smell that chicken and dressing now in the oven. And you don't think I'm gonna do what I'm supposed to do to do. I done worked hard all year. I'm finna enjoy myself until my kids y'all not getting off a cripple. Child support been eating dub ass up. Your mama better get it out that child support money. Cause when I show up, I'm not showing up with nothing. My baby mama. I know you gonna bring something. You come bitch. I'm bringing hands and me. Which one you want? Which one you want?
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I'm just telling y'all real what's going on. Them Carolina grasshoppers beat up on them Cardinals too. They support they ass too. Oh yeah it ain't easy no it ain't easy being cheesy baby. Oh y'all old price you don't say dog they me early in the season I didn't like it. Maybe I wasn't playing good maybe I would don't matter but that don't matter. It's all about how you playing now they running back trouble chief come here. I thought that was Ricky was trouble even though Carolina y'all not going nowhere and I do mean y'all not going over. Best thing y'all got going on for y'all right now. Lamelo ball and the baby. That's the only thing going on for y'all up there in North Carolina right now. And. And Malcolm X ass J. Cole when he rap other. Ain't nothing else going on up there but the Carolina Panthers. Y'all got something. You just gotta keep building and building going in that draft and get who you need to get. And I promise you, you gonna be all right. Las Vegas Raider. I seen y'all beat the Jaguars. God damn it. That's what I'm talking about, little duo. You owe me a stack. And I want. When we go on tour, I want to stagger, shout out to Antonio Purse. I'm praying and hoping that they bring your rabbit ass back for one more year. They putting your business out there. They say you down at the casino gambling the night before the game. If that's the truth, you need to stop that. Put the liquor down. Ain't nobody else gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. Antonio, put the look of die and get focus. I know the mad whoopings hurt, but you got to get focused, brother. Ain't that many of us up there already. Malcolm is rolling over this motherfucking grave right now. Him and MLK ain't that many of us in position as it is. We have to take advantage. You see that situation they already put you in with the Raider? You ain't got no quarterback as it is, fam. They want you to fail, but you got to keep pushing. You can't give them no reason for them not to give you a job. Or can't give them no reason not to extend you. That's all I'm saying, brother. Keep your head up, stay positive, and keep pushing. But I do want to see you with one more year in love, Faith, because you might end up with your door. Now, you might not be nothing that next year, but if you continue to build and put the right pieces around, you can have some. You might have Cam Ward. I don't know. New York Giants say. Hold on, dude. God damn it. Only saying the Ravens. God damn it. We might get Shador. We might get. Can Ward see? We might get trapped on Goddamn. I don't know. I know. Each and every day I turn on TV or on Instagram or Facebook, I keep seeing shit about Travis Hunter. Girlfriend, I'm tired of seeing that hoe. No disrespect, fam, but I just seen that girl popping pussy on somebody on somebody's video three years ago. And you would've. You say, y'all been on relationship for five years. He in the car while you in there popping pussy. Make it make sense. Wouldn't have been me. I'd have been I Colonel like when he found goddamn Tina Turner on that butt when she was running around with them kids on that bus. Come here. Got me running all over town looking for your ass. Get in the car. Get in the car. And I know it ain't our business, but we don't want to see you go down that road. I seen the big homie. Dez. Bryant just said something to you. Hopefully you take heed to it. If not, you gonna learn the hard way, dog. But I hate for you to learn the hard way when you're gonna get all this. You got some money, but you think you all love hurts. I ain't. Love hurt my chin. I know it, dude. I know you love her. I know it. And I'm going back looking at all your old photos. I know you ain't used to getting no kind of cat like this, but that's nothing. Now, Travis Hunter, you can get whoever the you want. Real talk. You can get whoever in the you want right now. And ain't no doubt about it. So weigh your options. Weigh your options, fam. I don't give a damn if you like this or not. I don't give a damn. I'm telling you how I feel. From what I'm seeing, it's all about your history. Her history ain't good right now. You already wasn't her type. Now all of a sudden, you her type. Now she leaving emojis and all that. I leave that motherfucker. What she at? You in Denver? She be right there, froze. You think the WI Fi went out? When I got done with that, hope she'll be stuck. And I do mean stuck. How y'all feeling tonight, man? Y'all feeling like I'm feeling about my cowboy came through and won. Boy, I can't wait till tomorrow morning. I'm calling my daddy. Wake your whole ass up. What's going on? You know what's going on. Cowboy 1. And don't be looking at your cash app. Be the pops from Chris. Because Dove ain't sending you. What? A logo of it. All right? By the time everybody see me now, they want me to give them something? I'mma give you some. So jail time. Cause that's what some of you niggas going. If you make it to see Christmas, it's a blessing. If you make it to see Christmas, it's a blessing. A whole lot of our friends and family didn't live to see it. Man, we done lost some people this year. We're gonna lost some friends. We don't lost some family members. A lot of people that's dead and gone ain't never coming back. So let's be thankful, let's be grateful that the good Lord still got our ugly asses. Him. I know I am. I'm very grateful, Heavenly Father. I'm very grateful for my platform and for my fans to come over here and chop it up with me and enjoy life. I'm thankful that Lord to be able to bless me tomorrow legacy to give away $1,000 to a family that need it. Yeah. I've been praying for you to put me in position, Heavenly Father. I ain't been going to church like I posed to, but this. Lord, you still ahead of my household. That will never change. To the people that's mad at me right now, I don't know it. I don't give a damn. I will not change. I'm gonna continue to be who I am. And that's the man that's gonna give y'all the truth whether you like it or not. Don't like the truth, y'all. I'm learning that don't like the truth. They want you to lie to them. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna kill you. The truth, even though you don't want to hear. A lot of us is sleeping with the enemy. What you mean, dude? So called woman that you say you love. The so called woman you trying to give your everything to. She taking everything you got, Soaking up everything you got and giving her time and attention to somebody else. Brother, you don't deserve it. Some of you women don't deserve Giving all the time and attention you giving to that man and he only wanted. Stop letting people step on you. Stop letting people step on you. Then play the fool. I can't believe you doing me like this. You were doing it to me all along. Now when I'm doing it, that's a problem. We not gonna do that. Some of you better be thankful. Some of you niggas better be thankful. Some of you whole can wake up tomorrow be built like finesse two times. You better thank God now argue with now build like finesse. And I like the homie music, But I ain't arguing with no that's built like him. Built like a fire extinguisher. Oh, it's Christmas time. These women putting on them clothes. They put on that to hide the stomach they up in there shaking that ass looking real good Ain't doing nothing but tricking your ass oh, she a dime in the club but in the morning she a goddamn three piece she was a coat but now she'll set mug do you hear me? You niggles better pay attention. Take the glasses off and really look Put the looker down and really see what's going on. Everything ain't what it seem to be Everything that glitter ain't gold Every friend ain't a friend Every smile ain't genuine they could tell y'all true and that's what I do it's the y'all true and I'm gonna keep giving y'all truth. Anthony Richardson pulled off one today. Just a titan. Started out kind of slow, but then he ended it right. Taylor had 200 something yard rushes. That's what you got to do. Popping peel ass earth. Say, beef up that motherfucking line and get that Bart Richardson in that goddamn training room. And in that film room also. You won't have a summer. You studying film all year. Working on your footwork, Working on your accuracy. That's what I'm doing. If I'm Jim Ursay. If I'm gonna turn my franchise over to you, Anthony Richardson, you gonna work for it, brother. You gonna work for it. Cause what you did today, 7 for 113. That ain't gonna get it. I want my water backed on for 250 plus every goddamn thing. Peyton Manning did it. And you look did it. Why can't you do it? You more athletic than them. You got more arm power than them. But the difference is, it's just right here. And you just as smart as they is. Don't never let them tell you you ain't brother, because you black. You can't be a small quarterback. That's bullshit. That's 100% horseshit. I'm just keeping it real with you today on that. The Vikings went down to the war with the Seahawks. Geo Smith pushing them boys to the limits. Yeah. Rick Ross shot. I push it to the limit. Yeah. Sam Donga doing what he supposed to do up there in Minnesota. I'm still not sold on y'all yet. But you keep winning. Damn. What I'm thinking about you. Damn it. You proving it. Justin Jefferson's him. Oh, yeah, he's him. Bengals pulled it off, too. They coming a little too late. But the cistern added. Bingo's coming. Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. God damn it. That's a hell of a combination. Y'all better Pay Chase. You're not gonna be able to pay Chase and Higgins, but you better go ahead and pay Chase. Hickens gonna go with somebody else. But I'm Cincinnati. I'm blocking Higgins. I'm blocking Chase ass up right now like Chase Bank. I'm blocking them. I'm blocking them up. Morgan knowledge. Your ass is stinking. 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Y'all a day don't hint to a dolphin. Tuna fish Tool say I ain't retiring. I'm getting too much money. I'm getting any money on. I'm not retiring, even though y'all want me to. I'm not going. No. Well, only place I'm going is to that locker room and put on my uniform. Last time y'all heard from Tyreek Hill, only time you heard from him, we have another baby. He ain't showing me a thing. And stop making Bugatti is what they tell me. They need to stop making Bugattis. Watching this show, then you know it. Presented by Prize Pitch. Go and download it right now. Yeah, use my promo code. Trash with the two hs. Scan that barcode right there. You want to make some money? Scan that barcode right there. Use my promo code. France. Real Talk. You can put $10 in and win 1500. You can't get that. No worries if you're a new one. If you're a newbie, you can just put $5 in. They're gonna give you 50 instantly. Now go off betting on your favorite player, more or less. It's like that on prize picking. I've been running it up. You can run it up. Real Talk. If you can't watch me, you damn sure can. Listen to me on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Download the Bubble Dub show. That's what we doing. All 20 in the 24 and all 20, 25. We're watching bubble Dog. That's all I want her. Y'all wonder why I make. Am I hearing fitness? I got the Tyrese Maxi invited me out to his dad birthday party. I did a private company comedy show for him tonight. I had a blast shout out to you, Mr. Tyrone Maxi. Happy birthday, man. I wish you many, many more. Tyrese. Keep doing your thing with the Sixers, man. God is good, y'all. God is great. And I. And. And I continue to say that each and every day or each and every time I come on the show, I'm gonna continue to show my love for the good Lord. Know some of you like it, some of you don't. I don't give a damn because Y'all don't wake me up every morning. That man do what y'all eat. Don't make me. I can say it again. I'm gonna keep saying, other night, LeBron came back. Oh, go on. Baseline dunking on mother. That's what I'm talking about. But it's gonna take more than that, bro. You gonna have to go in that front office and sit down with Jenny Buzz and Rob a linker and have a long talk. Y'all want me to continue to be a Laker? Yeah, we do. LeBron. Y'all gonna have to give me some motherfucking help. Cause what I got ain't it. And maybe I put this roster together. Maybe. So we gonna have to make some changes. Us black folks need to make some change. You think Malcolm X proud of us? Honestly, all this beefing, all this hating on one another that we do. Do you actually think Brother. Brother Malcolm X be proud of us? He's not Elijah Muhammad not proud of us. Man, we some of the most hateful, ignorant, confrontational people on this Earth, man. We hate people we don't even know. We hate people we ain't never seen in real life. We hate them. We talk down, we'll tell y'all something real talk. When you go by this Internet, if you live off the praises of people, you adopt the booze and the hate. See what people say about me? I let them talk. That don't bother me. I don't label other people. Opinions of me bother me because I know who I am. I know who I am. You know who you are. But when people say bad things about you, they don't even know, you let them talk. They talked about Jesus, too, didn't he? Said he wasn't Son of God until they killed him off as God. We ain't gonna do all that. We got to start loving one another. I'm not. I cannot honestly come on this show anywhere and say I hate somebody. I don't. How can I say I hate you, but love God and for whom God I ain't never seen. I mean, I'm a hypocrite if I say I love God and hate one of y'all. I don't. I hate nobody. Might not like some of y'all ways. Y'all might not like some of my ways, but I hate no man. Especially not a man that's trying to feed his family the right way and do it the right way. We got to start encouraging these brothers to put the guns down. Yeah. Gotta start encouraging brothers stop putting their Hands on these women. We gotta start encouraging you brothers to stop robbing folks. Gotta start encouraging you brothers to start helping the elderly. Start watching over our neighborhood. Start watching over our children. Protect our children from these predators. That's what we need to be doing more than anything. That's what we need to be doing. That's what I'm doing. If I see a crime, I'm reporting it. Now, if it's a nigga out here hustling doing what he doing, I ain't got nothing to say that ain't my business. I don't see none of that. But if I see another trying to rob somebody, don't care if they white or black or trying to break into somebody house or jumping on somebody, you your best dollar. Bubble dub gonna report I'm just a law abiding citizen. And I'm hearing y'all folks right now mad at Michael Strahan for not putting his hand over his heart when the national anthem. Let me tell y'all motherfucker something. That man has a right to do whatever in the world he want to do. His daddy was in the military, but y'all motherfucker mad. Especially white folks mad that the man didn't put his hand in the heart. Didn't ask. Now y'all same motherfucker mad at them white folks who stormed that capitol. Hell, no, y'all ain't. Y'all didn't say a thing when they stormed that capital. That's their word again. I told y'all about white folk. Black people march, white people stomp. They stormed that capitol. Ring all up in there. Did nothing happen to none of them. Massacre. Massacre. When we all supposed to be together. We all supposed to be one, but we still divided. I don't let that race shit get to me. I don't see color. I see character. Real talk to my old boss man daughter, Mandy. You been wanting to give me some of that cat. I want it now. I don't give a damn how your daddy gonna feel. I want it. Bring it to me. I'm gonna turn it. And young Jeezy boy, I'm a Turtle. Real talk. Trans day, going to my baby mama. You not getting no money from me. I know you guess they gonna bring the kids and get. I know you gonna bring me one. Hell, no. Not bringing you nothing. Christmas is for the kids and for the children who won't ever get nothing. That's what Christmas about. I pray for the children that's in them hospitals that's dealing with cancer and tumors and don't know if y'all gonna live and see tomorrow, man. My heart goes out to y'all. I'm praying for y'all, man. It's a lot going on in the world, y'all. We've been real selfish, including myself sometimes, man. These children dying each and every day. And when you're a father, man, that kind of touch you, man, feel father, man. You're not in your kid's life just because you don't want to be in their life. Trash. If you're a father, man, you don't want to be in your kid's life, man. You trash, dog. Your kids didn't ask to be born. Some of you unfit ass mothers up here giving up that ass just to give up that ass. Trash. Do better, man. The kids didn't ask to be born. If you make them, God damn it, take care of them. I know a lot of you men be trying y'all best. And you build a baby. Mamas be keeping these good men from their kids. Stop it. Stop it. I want you big feet, baby. Her motherfuckers to do right by them children. And I do mean do right. If I'm gonna leave you with anything yesterday, I'm gonna leave you with this. The motherfucking cowboy keep dance tonight. That's my time. And I'll see y'all tomorrow night. Peace. And I'm out the volume.
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Club Shay Shay Episode Summary: "The Bubba Dub Show - Cowboys Beat Bucs 26-24 on Sunday Night Football!!"
Release Date: December 23, 2024
In this electrifying episode of Club Shay Shay, Shannon Sharpe welcomes sports commentator John Middelkoff from The Volume and Shay Shay Media. The episode dives deep into the thrilling victory of the Dallas Cowboys over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, analyses team performances across the NFL, critiques quarterback strategies, and touches upon broader social themes, all while maintaining the show's signature blend of passion and honesty.
John Middelkoff kicks off the episode with a detailed recap of the Cowboys' narrow 26-24 victory against the Buccaneers on Sunday Night Football. He praises the team's resilience and key player performances, highlighting how the Cowboys overcame underdog expectations to secure the win.
[02:45] John Middelkoff: "But they did that. We finally got a victory in Jerry's world. Normally when other teams come to play us, it'd be a world and Jerry's world. But not the day we pulled that off."
Middelkoff emphasizes the significance of the win, especially considering the team's early season struggles and elimination from playoff contention.
[04:10] John Middelkoff: "We knew we weren't going to the playoffs because we didn't put in the work early in the season. See, you gotta put in work early to get the results."
Delving deeper, Middelkoff analyzes the performances of standout players, particularly CD Lamb, whose exceptional play was pivotal in the Cowboys' triumph. He commends Lamb's contribution and criticizes the coaching decisions that hindered optimal team performance.
[05:30] John Middelkoff: "CD Lamb playing beautifully, too. We finishing the game on a turnover. It was no turnover. That ain't what the ref say it. We go by what the refs say."
He also contrasts the Cowboys' approach with other teams, such as the Philadelphia Eagles and the Washington Commanders, discussing player injuries and strategic shortcomings that affected game outcomes.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to critiquing quarterback strategies, with Middelkoff focusing on Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills. He voices frustration over Allen's inconsistent passing decisions, advocating for a more reliable reliance on team strengths.
[11:50] John Middelkoff: "Josh Allen, let me say this to you fam. You got to stop throwing the ball once or twice to Keon. Keon, you gotta get him the motherfucking ball."
Middelkoff urges quarterbacks to adapt their playstyles to maximize team efficiency, emphasizing the importance of trusting their primary receivers and exploiting their explosive potential.
Beyond football, Middelkoff takes a candid turn, addressing social issues such as race relations, personal responsibility, and community support. He advocates for unity, respect, and accountability within and outside the sports community.
[25:15] John Middelkoff: "We got to start encouraging these brothers to put the guns down. Gotta start encouraging brothers to stop robbing folks... Protect our children from these predators."
He reflects on the impact of societal divisions and emphasizes the need for individuals to foster positive change through personal integrity and communal support.
As the episode approaches its end, Middelkoff shifts focus to the holiday season, expressing gratitude for his platform and fans. He shares heartfelt sentiments about loss, the importance of family, and the spirit of giving.
[39:50] John Middelkoff: "If you make it to see Christmas, it's a blessing. A whole lot of our friends and family didn't live to see it. We're gonna lost some friends. So let's be thankful, let's be grateful that the good Lord still got our ugly asses."
He concludes with a promise to continue delivering honest and unfiltered commentary, reinforcing his commitment to authenticity and positive influence.
[41:20] John Middelkoff: "I'm gonna continue to be who I am. And that's the man that's gonna give y'all the truth whether you like it or not."
Key Takeaways:
Resilience Pays Off: The Dallas Cowboys' victory against the Buccaneers underscores the importance of perseverance, even when playoff prospects seem bleak.
Strategic Play Matters: Effective quarterback strategies are crucial for team success, with Middelkoff highlighting the need for trust in player strengths.
Beyond the Game: Middelkoff's commentary extends beyond sports, touching upon essential social issues and the value of community responsibility.
Holiday Reflection: The episode serves as a reminder to cherish loved ones, acknowledge losses, and embrace the true spirit of the holiday season.
This episode of Club Shay Shay offers listeners a comprehensive blend of sports analysis, personal insights, and social commentary, all delivered with John Middelkoff's characteristic candor and enthusiasm. Whether you're a die-hard football fan or someone seeking thoughtful discussion, this episode promises to engage and inspire.