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The Bubba Dub Show - Dub says Lebron checked tf outta Stephen A Smith! + NFL Trades & Contracts, and Dub’s Legendary Tour Experience!
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J. Edgar Hoover
The Volume. What's up everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub show. I know it's been a couple of days since y'all seen me. Trust me, I've been on the road doing these shows. But God darn it, I'm glad I'm here tonight. I'm back y'all. So do me a favor. You know how we do it. Before I even kick off anything, before we show, hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on over on the Bubble Dub show, man. Hopefully everybody doing great today. Today is Monday. I just got back to the crib. Big on the road. Friday I was in Detroit. Moga City showed me so much love. Shout out to the D. Saturday I was in the land. Cleveland. Oh man number love down there. Last night I was in Fairfax, Virginia, man. Number love on. This week of Warren's tour been truly a blessing to go from watching Mike Epps on TV to being on the same stage as Mike Epps is. Words can't express how I feel, man. You know, everyone in the comedian is doing their thing, man. But I'm just so. I'm just in a zone right now, man. It just. I'm in a zone, man. When it's your time, it's your time, man. You. And you know where I'm from, opportunities don't come like this, man. Opportunities don't come like this where I'm from. So I gotta take advantage of this shit. So hopefully y'all understand. But I'm back here today on this podcast, man, to come in and sit down and talk to y'all, let y'all know what I'm feeling. And I know y'all been missing me. Want to know what's been going on. Is it still Lakers in five? You damn right it is. Even though we lost to Boston, it's still Lakers in five. Don't get it wrong. Yes. LeBron James transmission is slipping. You damn right it is. He a old ass bar. Oh, come break down grime. Break it down right now. But what we ain't gonna do is sit up here and act like them damn referee didn't trigger us when they did. But my only thing is not to blame them riffs. I want to talk to goddamn spoiled milk stomach ass. Luka Duncan. You not gonna get every call, nigga. This ain't Dallas N this la. Stop all that damn wolfing and get your ass back down on defense. Cause they not gonna call every call. You in Boston, them clam child motherfuckers up there will do anything to win. Lakers, Celtics, that's a rivalry. Y'all seen the comment? Told y'all when they play a good team, they were gonna lose. Motherfucker was rolling for him. We healthy. We healthy right now, but when we get healthy, you motherfuckers in trouble. Oh, Porzingis. Savage Tigers. That's when we gonna start calling people when we think they worth more than what they are. These Savage Tigers. You see a fine woman like Amber Rose. Oh, y'all love Amber Rose. Savage Tigers look good than a motherfucker. But that thing ran through. That thing ran through like the hole the Dallas Cowboy used to make for innocent. Tell me I'm lying. Big Nate don't come through that motherfucker. Big Eric will you come through the hole? Gonna own nothing. So all I'm saying, we wasn't healthy. But I'm loving what I'm seeing from J.J. reddick, though. I tell you that every morning in LA when they home, they got, they got, they having meetings. So if I do a Laker fan, you ain't got nothing to worry about right now. Yes, we need a big man. We will address that. Hopefully another week or two. But going against Boston, the champs down 26, come back within five in the goat, get hurt. I Like my chances better give a damn about no chasing. I like Jason Tatum. I do. But if you tell me a Hilton LeBron, a high on shrooms. Luca, you mean to tell me they can't beat the Celtics? Shit, the ghost of Kobe Bryant will enter into the Lakers and take them over. That's all I'm saying. But it's respect. The Boston, though. I'm going to give y'all, y'all credit because y'all are the champs. I can't be biased on this show. I got to keep it 100. The Boston Celtics are the big dogs, y'all are. But don't you think the little brother over there in the west ain't goddamn getting ready? Growing hurt right now at the crib. Growing problem. We gonna let Savannah take care of that. No, no, we men. We real men. We can't deal with the growing. We let the wives and the girlfriend deal with. Deal with that area. But Braun gonna be okay. But for a second, yeah, we ain't have for Savage Tigers, nigga. But Rui, when Rui get back. Austin Reeves ain't been like himself either, to be honest, since he came back from that calf injury hell. Lakers getting beat right now by the damn net. Little Cam rolling over the goddamn grave up there in Brooklyn right now. Do you hear me? Look, him rolling over that damn grave. And little Seeds, that's who Tank should have left bringing my little. See little kid. I love Jim Jones. I can't feel my face. I know you can't. Boy, what kind of group you been on? Joel lost his team 17 summers ago. Ain't no damn way you think I'm finna sit up here and be down and mad? Cause the Lakers lost one game to the set. I was not the old me. Wool is the growth in me. It's the motherfucking growth in me. That's what she said. That's what she said. She said it's a different bubble. But I'm on the pill. And when I own the goddamn pill, it's a different bubble. You know, some of y'all be in the people. Sluggish, you ain't yourself. But when you get that little old blue pill, you a motherfucking monster again. That's all I'm saying. Jack in the Box gotta start calling people like you see them. Yeah, she might be fine. Bad. You just can't keep your eyes off of them. But the Savage tackles, That's the title for the night. Savage titles just know you look good. You might think you're worth this, but You. But you're not. Now, let's talk about what y'all really want to talk about. LeBron and Stephen A. Smith. Because we know what happened last week. LeBron came over and checked. Stephen A. Ship Stephen A. Smith, as he should. That's what you supposed to do. You've been talking shit about me for the last 20 years, nigga. When I see you, I'm stepping you like a man and letting you know how I feel. Listen to Stephen A. Smith. I know my motherfucking son trash. But don't you say it. You let me deal with Junior. Have Bronnie got better? You goddamn right. And Stephen A. Smith. You got every right to go on your platform and do and say whatever you motherfucker want to say. But if you were really, really being yourself that night, you should have sit up there and told LeBron James the nigga trash. And you know it. That's what you should have said, but you didn't. You were scared. That 6, 9, 275 pound man walked up to you and you froze up. Both of you. Right? That's the whole point of this. Both of you right now. Bruin. You can't go around here checking everybody behind your son because you came. I said, last year, Bronnie James was better than half of the people in the NBA. You lied. Savage titles, blood. Bronnie to death. Savage titles. Y'all want the real? I'm gonna give it to you now. He is progressing. He looking real good in G League. God damn it. That's that. That. That's where his talent got him at right now in the G League. When I first started out, I was in the Chitlin Circus. I was in the Bowling grill. Now, nigga, I'm in the Ringles. So you can't feel. You can't get down. Everybody gotta start somewhere brewing. You used to couldn't make no motherfucking jump shot. But you can make them now. Last week, before you got your taxes, you was eating rotel dill. But when you get your taxes, you escape for the action. That's all I'm saying. Stephen ain't gonna get all bad when you go back to espn. No nigga get bad right here. In your face. He came to me as a father. I don't want to hear that shit. You got to stand on business. Same business. I still going with Dwight Howard. Yes, I was scared with Dwight Howard, but I stood on business. That's all I'm saying. Y'all make it too much. I listen to what it Is, man, y'all dying in LeBron. Oh, man, he came. Mac, listen. At the end of the day, Bron been hearing shit from Stephen A. Smith, from Skip Bayless, from everybody for the last 25, 30 years of saying what he isn't and what he can't do as a man, as a human being. God damn it. Sometimes that shit gonna get to you. So if I see somebody been bothering me, talking about me, damn it, when I see you, it's on. No, LeBron ain't gonna put hands on Stephen A. But he did what he felt like he should have done at that time, rather he was right or wrong. He did what he felt like he had to do. And I love LeBron did that. But all I'm saying is, Braun, if you gonna do that to the bro, damn it, do it to them right boys, too. Peter. Huh? Bring your ass here. That's how you handle the business. If I check one, I check on you. So I want bro and check one, the whiteboard. Now, that's all we saying, bro. We love you. And I'm talking about. I'm talking. I'm speaking for the people. That's, you know, poverty up the little middle class. We don't have many. I don't look at you as no league. I look at God as a leader. But when we look at people like y'all, LeBron, and people love and idolize, I want to idolize God. We look at y'all speak up for us. And for the most part, you've been doing that your career, speaking up for us, bro. But when we go out and down our own each other in the public, like the way you kind of did. Well, not kind of the way you did it. Me, personally, I felt like you could have handled that in the tunnel. You could have checked him in the tunnel and told him how you figure instead of doing it out in the public. But you didn't. He disrespected your son in public, you felt like. So you had to check. Check him in public. I get it. But make things better. What will make Malcolm X roll in that grave one more time? God damn it. You check one of them white boys the same goddamn way. The suction count. That's all you, the tool. This ain't about the goat debate. It ain't nothing about. They ain't about none of that. It's about how you do certain things. It ain't what you say. It's how you see it. You had your chest out when you was talking to Stephen A. Smith. Yes, Stephen A. Smith is a brother, but he ain't built like that. He ain't built like that. Well, Stephen H. Smith, love what he's doing over here. Espn doing great things, man. But we men, at the end of the day, we black men, at the end of the day, we got people looking up to us, man. We got to hold ourselves accountable at all times because a lot of us don't get to be in this position. Now, I know some of y'all was mad that LeBron James was able to get his son in the league. I look at it differently. I looked at as if it was a black man that got some power in a white man's world, able to pull the strings that he pulled. Y'all ain't never looked at it like that, though. All y'all looked at it was wrong. Self and his son should be in the league. Nigga, I'm showing my power in a white man's world. Do y'all understand what Braun just did? He knew his baby. He knew his junior Wasn't that. You know it. I knew it. But Bron said. But watch my power. Watch my. Watch what I'm able to do. That's the beauty in that shit. Don't forget where you come from. Don't forget where your ancestors come from, what we've been through. Don't never forget that shit. That's what they want you to do. Forget where you come from. All I seen was a black man finally got some motherfucking power. Power in America. So only a few black men in the world got a little power. Ron James is one of them. And he exercised it getting his son in the league. I'm not mad, not one bit. Some of you in her own clubs and everything else, you charge every to come in there you grew up with. You charging to come in your function soon. One of them little funky pussy ass hoes coming up. You let the man free. You'll charge your own brother to get in the club. But let that little over say she want to come in. Come on now, tell me I'm lying. You know I'm not. I'm telling you the goddamn truth. So stop fussing that Braun. Stop fussing at Stephen A. Let's all come together. Well, we a hurricane witch, so I don't want to hear Nothing else about LeBron James checking Stephen A. Smith. Stephen Hill. What you should do is go right back on your motherfucking platform and keep doing what you been doing. Cause Bron know that. But all Bron's doing, he can't say it, but I'm gonna say it for him. He is exercising his power. Some of you niggas be on jobs right now 30 and 40 years soon. They hire black person. You all hasidan shit going on in there. Don't even want to train the little young nigga up. But let a white boy go on there. You God damn it. You're tell them everything. Your secrets, your goddamn tax people, what kind of gas you put in your car. But soon as a nigga come in that you got your face all frowned up wondering why they hire him. Cause you think they hired the nigger to replace you? Tell me online. I dealt with it. On them jobs hiring Mexicans and white boys. Them niggas are train them up. Let them hire me nigga my color. But they got you to replace me attitude all of a sudden. No, you don't have attitude with me and with the light boy and with them goddamn Michigans. But we black. We're gonna fight and kill one another. Now the missions run the whole plant and say got steaks on top of goddamn hot ass iron melon everything. Don't need no barbecue people, no goddamn mescans. You go get them founders in them steel plant. Them goddamn Mexican barbecuing on their hot ass urn. And he's good too. Look, I'm delayed off the chain. Just telling me, man. What's going on here. What I've been seeing, what I've been hearing. Rang up on rope Rose rang up on me. I ain't run up on room. Quit lying. Rose rang up on me in my dressing room last night up there in Fairfax, Virginia. Romp the Highland. I told him to his face. Y'all said the big. I told him to his face. You surprised me. I ain't know you had it like that. You had Tank Davis saying a prayer during the fight. I thought you say a prayer before a fight. You. You bad man, Tank. Still my favorite fighter though. But you did that. I'm gonna kill him up. Roaches credit. I ain't believe him. I ain't know who he was, but I know who he is now. And I got nothing but respect for that young brother. I'm overseeing a goddamn rematch between Oakshit and Intake. Whoever win. Whoever win. But God damn it, I won't see. I'm a real one. I'm not gonna lie to you. Y'all see the video? If I told him to his face, bro. Told him that real talk can't love you too. I know you're mad at me. That's cool. But it wasn't no goddamn grease in your eye. It was that glove. Now, if you don't want that goddamn glove in your eye, get the pop. That's all you gotta do is get the bobbin and weave it if you don't want to get hit. That's all you got to do if you don't want to get hit. Bob and weed. Sometimes I know I can't fight. I know I can't vibing weed. So guess what? I'm not going to be able to fight. You know how I feel for family member to call you. Where you at, fam? Pull up right quick. I got a situation. I go down through there. I don't even stop. They better get out the goddamn. I can get ran over, then fell out this damn chair. I'm not bullshitting y'all. I damn ran my cousin over about a month ago. Calling me for a situation. I got to creeping down through it, got to see all the commotion. I stomped it. All I could hear was dumb shit. I need to stop. Look like you getting your ass tore up. That mean it would have been both of us getting our ass tore up. Never. Never. I will not see. You gotta listen to some people sometime. Miles Garrett, about a month ago. I'm leaving Cleveland. I'm leaving the land. I don't want to be here no more. You a motherfucking liar. You bringing that white man offers to sit down. And he gave you a goddamn offer you couldn't refuse. Do you hear me? My object. You the one came out and said you were ready to go. You lie. You knew you wanted more money anyway. You know you ain't gonna never win a thing in Cleveland. Cleveland. I love y'all. God damn it. One thing about up there, Cleveland, you gonna die. And the Browns ain't gonna never win. They're facts. Everything else about the city. I love people. Love them to death. But them Browns ain't gonna never be. Your Gary know he wasn't going nowhere. You know he wanted more money and you deserve it. On defense, I'm not gonna lie. You are. But you lie. You say you weren't going on. You lied. My baby mama told me she didn't get that head. She died. I stalked the out. That tell me true, man. Bro, tell me the truth. Dog, I was so excited for this. To tell me the truth. I. Bro, I can take it. Bro, just. Just tell me the truth. Dog, that my baby mama geezing head, he never would say. Then when he finally got down, told me that shit I damn near died. That still hurt me to this day. Y'all finding out your baby mama gave another head and I'm supposed to be player. I just. I thought I would. When you find out your baby mama gave him another head, boy, that. That. That done something to my soul. Boy. I cried like a mother at her job. She would pat me on my back. I will hurt like a boy. Oh, man, that shook me off. But it made me stronger. Now look at my baby mama Savage. That's how I look at her. Jingo Smith that went to the Raiders, he gonna hook back up with chewing gum. He curl ass over there, goddamn like Tom Brady hitting them right up there. I done on tables. They know they gonna sign Matt's problems with all that money, too. Got the defense over there now they got the little quarterback. Hopefully they drop shador. You can come over there for a year or two, learn from Gino. God damn it. Gino still got it. They ain't gonna get him for no reason. Gino still got it. He don't get enough credit. He don't get name, don't get mentioned with. With the other players, the quarterbacks in the NFL. But Geno Smith is a solid NFL quarterback. Him getting back with Pete Carroll over there down there under that Tom Brady regimen they got going over there. And some great things coming to Las Vegas. And I ain't just talking about them hoes. Cause them hoes in Las Vegas lazy. Them hoes don't come out past one. I'm hung now. I'm in the bed by 10:30. Ho. Texting me call me. Why I want that? I'm not answering. I told Floyd that last night. Jim, stop calling me that goddamn late. I'm in the bed, 10:30 left. Go up, nap. I'm out of there. But in Vegas, they are going to live up. Now you old after first round of sex, you sitting around rubbing on my chest, thinking I'm finna do it again. Now, bitch, I'm going to bed. Hopefully you get you up and get your shit and leave. I ain't gonna say it out loud, but I'm damn so pink she's gonna think I'm gonna give her around. I will not. I'm giving my life up to the good Lord. I will not give you another piece of meat. I will not. I will not give myself to you no more. Lord, Heavenly Father, bless this young lady. Get her ass, put her clothes on. Get the hell up out my damn foot. I'm just speaking the facts through the day. That's All I'm saying, DK Metcalf, he gonna went up there to the sting loose. But goddamn it, who y'all gonna get throwing about? Because that baby making that Russell Wilson is not it. Watched him last second half, last five games on the Pittsburgh Steelers played. What's his name? Russell Wilson was straight up trash. I'm just saying, man, if that man was reading the defense like he was reading earlier in his career up there in Seattle, Pittsburgh had a chance to do more than what they did. He missed so many throws, so many opportunities that Russell Wilson missed. I'm not saying. And I'm gonna say this. Mike told me you made that decision to take Justin Fields off the field and bring in cool goals to you. But you, sugar stuck with the youngster, bro. Now that youngster is gone to the New York Jets. Now get your money, fam. Cause y'all not gonna win a thing up there either. So I know it's a league. You gotta get your money, you gotta go wherever you can go. So I'm rooting for you. Justin Fields. I feel like Chicago Burrows did you wrong. But it's the NFL. The owners do what they want to do, so players get your money at the end of the day. But I like Metcalf to the Steelers. Brady brain is a toughness. You know, it's a tough team up there in Pittsburgh anyway, though. You know, it's just the environment, it's tough mentality. So I like him being there. I just don't know if Russell Wilson gonna be able to get him the ball like he should be able to get him. But early in his career, I feel like Russell Wilson can get him the ball. But right now, I don't know that nigga dress offensive line. I tell you that, too. I'm not gonna put everything on Russell Wilson. I'm not gonna do that. That. That offensive lineman, well, who they need, D. They need all up the whole office line need to be replaced. With some moving parts going on in this NFL. I'm hearing Michael Parson coming up for a contract. I seen Jerry Jones there making players reconstruction. They deal. But goddamn, who you gonna bring in, though? Cause you ain't you letting everybody else go. Debo done went to the commanders. That defensive end up at the Bengals, don't get him. Epic white boy. Don't get him. If you want to win. Ain't no different when you want to bust you a good nut. I got kids watching now, so I just can't say what I want to say no more. I know I Said some early in the show, but hopefully I wasn't watching the time. But when you come get you in your teeth and you've been blowing, who you gonna call? You gonna call a big back who don't even think you ever gonna call. You calling at nightcycle. You trying to get you and you just eat. See you up. Oh, yeah. Let me see my address right quick, man. Cut your lights off 500 yard before you get here, though. But how I'm gonna see. God. God, I show you the way him just cut them goddamn lights off. I don't know y'all before you get him. God damn right. You got there. You got there. I'm smoking you one goddamn fat pull up. Okay? I'm a punisher. I ain't give that you call your partner, man, look, don't judge me. The little bitch gonna come through. Come through her. But you know I got pull up. Jump out the car, boy. What made you call me? Get naked. I don't want to do no more with the can you get Goddamn right. Why do I don't want you to see this hamster keep going. He look now that he gonna grow. Watching this show being presented by Prize Picks. I keep telling y'all, I keep telling y'all. Scan that barcode right there, man. If you want some money, I will give y'all my picks. Hit me on my Instagram, bubbled up 94. I give you my pit. You betting more or less on your favorite play over there, man. You put $5, it might be $10 now. You put 10, 5 or $10 in, you get 50 instantly. I'm telling you now, if you want to win some money this playoff season, man, go put my promo code in trash with the two H's. I guarantee you shout out to my people at my show last night, we took pictures. Y'all scanned the barcode. Goddamn. Now you with pride pick now. Now you. Now you. Now you bet. Now you. Now you're getting. Now you're getting some extra money. I can help you do that if you just listen to me. If you can't watch the show, you only can listen to it. Go to Apple podcast. Go to Spotify. Type it in, damn it there. I am not playing with y'all, man. Stop playing with people. Start telling people how you feel. Stop holding in in the world. That's what's wrong with us sometimes. We hold certain in. Now you need to tell a how you feel. Look at your Stay out my then. But when you see me in the streets, you want to talk to me. But never shake your goddamn hand. You all in my girl inbox. You jumping my. I'm jumping in your voice and I. And I don't play foul evil. Yeah, I don't like people like that jumping my stem. But when you see me, you won't. Don't speak to me, dog. Don't even say my hand ain't no problem. But I don't play guy. I don't play with people like that. I don't want now woman my nose. I don't play them game. I know y'all are killed behind these funky ass. Cross eyed ass. Can't no timetable knowing ass hoes. I don't want them. You never call another about no hoe. This you don't do number one. Them hoe gonna lie. They lie to you, cry. You and your fake big crocodile to you and put on a show and the whole time she him. Do you hear me? Yeah, it hurt when you thought it hurts. I lost 20 weight. My. I'm not bullshitting but it happens. Don't think it can't happen to you. Oh, don't think it can't happen to you. My believe that it can and it will. You stay in the field long enough, you could get played, boy. Oh yeah, big boy. Your goddamn heart and all that gonna hurt. Big boy. You ain't gonna want to go to work. Real drive above that and keep it peeing. Keep it moving. Some of y'all be sissy fire. You can tell. Some of y'all ain't had y'all followers in y'all life the way y that all that crying and whining? No, no. All in the DM and threatening people. We don't do that. Keep it 100. So if you're gonna be out here in these men girls inboxes, bro. Stay out their face. Some people gonna play that. That's disrespect. Some will put you in that graveyard behind it. Not me. I don't believe in violence. I don't believe in none of that. I believe in. In love, prosperity and seeing the next day if the good Lord's will for us to see the next day. I'm all about second chances, man. I'm all about life. You get older. In my 30s, mid-30s, man. See shit differently, man. I see people different. I realize everybody ain't gonna like my black ass. I get it. Some people think I ain't funny. I get it. As long as I'm funny to the people who think I'm funny. That's all that Matter to me. Some people might not like you, but who gives a damn Long as they ain't stopping you from taking care of your family. F what people got to say, do you? I'm not worried about what y'all doing in your personal life. That's y'all business. But I want to see you win. If I see you up, I'm gonna take. Man, you up. Man. You crashing out now. You running with the her own crowd now. We don't do all that. That's something I will tell you. Don't do that. I wouldn't do it. You know what I'm saying? You're a grown man. I can't tell you what to do. But don't do that. Gotta start thinking, man, these people killing babies. When we start killing babies, no offense, that white boy get mad, kill the whole family. That white boy. But that done trickle down. We killing families. No, we do that, huh? All this we talk about white food. The white man. The white man did another. All of them. But we killing one house. We got to do better. And it start with me. I got to do better as a human being. Feel like I ain't been a good leader. Excuse me. I really feel like. I feel like I ain't been a good leader. Like I don't believe in putting on camera people what I'm doing. I don't believe in it. But I gotta be a better person. Better man. Better way of explaining things to y'all. Yeah, I'm gonna laugh and joke and make y'all laugh. But at the same time, I'm serious too. I'm tired of us dying. Why can't we die of old age? Why can't we die of old age? Man, somebody else gunning us down sucks, man. Kids, babies. Bus gangster by killing baby. And we ain't get something about killing some of you fondling babies. All these grown ass women out here. Y'all can't get no wrong woman. You gotta get a baby. Check out the business. I can't play them real men who know people who can fund the kids. They can't come around. Y'all be letting back in cause they got money. Yeah way. Oh, I know he raped old girl. But I ain't tripping though. That got the bag. And please, ain't no respect. How y'all feeling though? Man, I'm. Man, I'm just getting so much going on out here in this world. I'm hearing each and every day, man. I know it's up out here in these streets. I know. Call me every 5, 10, 15 minutes. Want to borrow money and get mad when you go in. Let them borrow a month. It's my money. I don't have to do a thing. They love you. Can you tell them no? You tell them ass no. Watch how they treat you. Will try to stone you to death. Man. You ain't know they mad, but you heard from other people. Man, you know I tried to borrow 20, 30 off that nigga. Nigga told me, no nigga is my money. And if I decide not to give you 20 or $30, God damn it, it's my bitch. Put it this way, if you didn't know, or her, whoever it is, you trying to buy my friend. And they tell you no. If you didn't know, who else would you call? Well, I said yes. You get to calling them. I know. Time up. I'm getting cussed out left and right. You hoe ass, selfish ass. MF this and that. Woo the woo. Damn. Stay up. I gotta. I'm all this. How you getting love me yesterday, you love me Wednesday, but the Thursday, you hate me. That's how I know I'm growing y'all. That devil trying to pull me. Come here, Doug. Every time that devil pulled me. Good Lord. Thank you, Heavenly Father. I know I ain't even worthy of this shit that's happening to me. And I know I ain't worthy of it, but you still blessing me. Yeah, I know somewhere. Somewhere he looking. And I ain't just looking at me. Looking at y'all, too. For the ones who believe in me, looking at y'all, too. Shit ain't been going your way last two or three years. You just ain't been able to make it. Look at it this way, you still woke up this morning, you still him. Shit get better. You think I just got to where I'm at? Hell, no. You think I started doing this shit in 2017, y'all? In Lufkin, Texas, Me and my girl. This stuff I'm doing now, man, nobody down there knew what I was doing. Nobody had a include skits. They didn't understand what I was doing. Cause I had a motherfucking vision. And I had a drive that wouldn't stop. I couldn't sleep without thinking about a new skit. My people would tell you I couldn't sleep. All I talked about was comedy, comedy, comedy coming. I know it drove them crazy. I knew if I kept putting in the goddamn work. I knew if I just kept putting in the work, I didn't worry about nothing there. If I Just kept working and grinding and. Goddamn it, one day, just one day, I get to be where I can be, where I'm at now. Am I where I want to be at? No, God damn it, I'm marching. You think I was a New Orleans saint the way I'm marching? Some of y'all marching, too. You ain't just walking no more. Y'all marching. You might not can tell, but other people can see your progress, baby. Oh, yeah, we can see progress, baby. You went from bringing the satin lunches to work. Now you're getting chipped for life. Politics, sauce with the Lord's lemonade. It ain't where you was, it's where you at. That's all I'm saying, baby. You can't stop what God got for you. You can't. Once you find something you really love, go for it. I really love comedy. This shit is easy to me. And I'm not saying that. Being boastful, arrogance. This is easy for me. It's natural. You can't teach this shit. It's all I'm saying. You can't teach it. You can try to duplicate it, but you can't teach this shit. I love this. I wake up with this. I put the work in for this. Just like some of y'all do when y'all go to y'all job every day it works. Repetitions, repetition. Sometimes you can do that. Whatever you do, you can do without looking at, because you know how to do it. That's all I'm saying. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy your life. Let nobody control you. Never let nobody control you. People fear what they can't control. Never forget that. When you. When you get your girl and everything good, like I told y'all, everything good, girl, you can't. You can't wait when you first start talking to her. God damn it. First two or three weeks. Oh, you can't wait to see this. Oh, man, y'all just don't know. I ain't hanging out with y'all. I ain't playing the game. I'm going with baby. All that good the first four, five years. Everything good after that. No, she'll give me your butterfly. Oh, baby, after that. When you hear that cargo shut heartburn like a going on in your house, head hurt, migraine. She won't give you the same feeling no damn more. She gonna get head no more. She used to. She can't hold her legs. She gonna hold her cheeks open like she used to. It's a different. But if she's still with you and Loving you through all that. Now you got you something. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying here tonight, man. What people say do you. Because when you in that grave, it's over. How y'all feeling, man? Y'all gonna have me preaching for 30 minutes. God damn it. What it do? I'm feeling good tonight. I'm in the zone. I'm turning they ass up on that stage on this tour. And I'm not in competition with none of my brethren on that stage. I'm only in competition with my goddamn self. When I step on that stage, it's me and that goddamn crowd. And God damn it, I'm gonna make you late smart. And I love every pick up to see smile on y'all faces because I know somebody in that crowd right now going through some. But you're gonna spend your hard earned money to come see my black ugly ass. And I'm gonna give you what you want. Even if you single. Fellas, you single. You looking for something? Bring your ass to these comic shows. We the ones tour Friday night. I'm down in New Orleans at the Smoothie King. Come here. You single, you? They gonna beat this off. Cause I'm a call a lot when I go out there. Well, I want to hold that night. The one that holler. God damn it, you go for your and master be make them say looking ass. Some of y'all drop some risk. You hustling too hard. That money ain't going nowhere. Get you some rest. You see Birdman on that goddamn stage. Sleep. You better get you some goddamn race, Birdman. Nah, no, you're sitting. Get you some red Bird, man. Baby, you're gonna dug all you can do. You can make so many millionaire man. You can bro this hot. You can broke his hot boy cash money. Young money. Birdman. Get you some rest, dog. You don't got to be on that tour. Your check still gonna hit, dog. Lay down goddamn eagle apple or something. Got eat some fruit. Eat your vegetables. My and. And take care of yourself, fam. Cause we need you, Bird. We need you. Y'all don't see y'all be on her joking the plan. But we need Birdman. Birdman has changed. Hip hop, man. We need Bird, man. We're gonna need that. We don't need no. We. We just lost Earth. We don't. We don't need no more of that bag. Enough Suge Knight in jail. Bad enough. Diggy in jail. Rightfully so. For. For the crimes they committed. But God damn Man, all I see is us behind bars. All I see is us is in jail. All I see is us is fussing and cussing and killing and shooting and baby mama and baby that. That's all I see is drama. When we gonna get to the good life? I want to ruffle my toes through the sand like a Jamaican nigga. I want some jerk chicken from Jamaica, not Chicago, even though I know Chicago got some of the best jerk chicken in the world. But I want to go west originally. I want to go to Jamaica, put my feet up in the sand. I want to see my other people around me having fun, swimming like mermaids, smiling because it's no cause we all got new teeth. Even if you ain't got no teeth. Smile, bitch. No. Duval, voice that's what I want to see. I want to see people who ain't never went nowhere, I hear, enjoying life. That's what I want to see. We can do it. We all can. God damn it. Do it together. And I know my fans that's watching. I know y'all will. Y'all some real ones. Y'all pulling up to these shows. Y'all getting in the comment section when I drop y'all letting people know I'm the realest. Like, that mean a lot of me. Like, that mean more than me, anything, man. Like, I. I be needing that feedback. That's why I keep pushing and pushing and trying to get this show where it need to get to, and. And it's getting there for the one. The real ones. Y'all gonna come over here, y'all gonna hit the like button. You're gonna get in the comment, you're gonna share. You're gonna do whatever you can to let the people know about me. Y'all pulling up. Y'all buying tickets to these shows. These shows selling out, man. I ain't got nothing to complain about. I got some of the best fans in the world. And if you're a newcomer right now, welcome to the Bubble Dub show Saturday. I'm dying in Birmingham, Alabama. God damn it. Pull up if you want, so get there early, Goddamn, because you know I'm the new baby on this tour. Get there early because I go up like second or third. God damn it. Get down. You won't regret it. I guarantee you won't regret it. Goddamn. Pull up. I'm gonna give you what you watch live on the show. He knows what he saw, and he's here to tell you. Hell, no. Hell, I promise you that. God damn. I know y'all a lot of Y'all been crying. You gotta bring back the hell no segment and all this and that. Well, God damn it, here we go in 2025. What we do? Well, you letting people borrow money. Hell no. I did it all 2024. I ain't doing it in 2025. I'm not helping you no more. You aggressive. I bought your noodles, I bought your water, I bought you a pot, I bought you a stove. I put the heat up on and you still spitting my face. I'm not doing it no damn more. I'm gonna listen to my heavenly Stay away from them heads they mean you no good they all fools they smile in your face but they want to turn around and stab you in your back back stab backstabbers they smile in your face old time they want to take your place Backstabbers, backstabbers. And it ain't just people you don't know it's the one that got the same blood you got. I can say the word here tonight. I say it ain't even the people you don't know it's the same people that got the same blood running through you. Your backstabbed you. Thank y'all for watching tonight. So God bless. I'm out. Man the volume.
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Nikki Glaser
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