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Jeff C
It's Jeff C from Club 520 podcast here to share my latest fresh take on the 2025 NCAA tournament brought to you by Wendy's the official Hamburger of March Madness. This past weekend was a great round 32. I had the best game of the year. Had to be the Maryland versus Colorado State game. It ended with a game winner. It was exciting. Derrick Queen Good shot. Looking ahead to the Sweet 16, I'm really looking forward to watching Arkansas versus Texas Tech. I'm looking forward to it because it's similar styles. They both play hard defense, they both greedy teams and they play in the post. It should be a battle for the ages. I'm also looking forward to the Duke vs. Arizona game. Both elite programs. Legendary status. It should be a battle that we all looking forward to. Probably be the game of the night. And when it comes to the Final Four, I'm all in on Duke and Houston. Two great coaches, two legendary programs. Should be exciting for their road to the Final Four. More from me soon. But while you're watching the games, remember the freshest deal in fast foods. Gotta be Wendy's. Right now you can get a junior bacon cheeseburger or a double stack for $1 with the in app offer and purchase. Again, head to the Wendy's app to grab a $1 Junior bacon cheeseburger or a $1 double stack with the in app offer and a purchase for the freshest hamburger around. Gotta be Wendy's. The official hamburger of March Madness.
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Bubble Dub
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Bubble Dub
The volume. What's up everybody? Having some technical difficulties today. Internet done went down so you know I had to do this on my phone tonight. I truly, truly, truly apologize for that. But hopefully everybody doing all right? No, make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. You already, you already can tell what kind of move I am in right now. You can already tell the kind of move I am right now. But nevertheless though man, hit the like button. Hit subscribe button. Appreciate the people who waited patiently for me. Once again, I truly, truly, truly apologize for that. Man. Just come off a crazy weekend. We was up there and was in Nashville Friday and then Sunday I was in Hampton, Virginia on the week of Ones tour. So I got to everybody that's been pulling up. So I got everybody that's been supporting me and down with the movement. So I got to the dude was in the chat earlier. Roy man, you. If you wanna unsubscribe, unsubscribe. I don't give a damn. This is my show. If I say I'm going live, I gonna go live. I gonna go live. I don't hear all that crying. I mean you want to get entertained by somebody else, go. But it ain't gonna be like this. I'm straight drop. I want they put in. Yeah, I would have David Ruffin on the cows. Me man just show up for last night's show. I missed another show. Now for everybody out there looking at me crazy right now. Let me get some. Let me get something straight. I don't mind calling the motherfucking police. I want you to know that right goddamn night. I enjoy it. I enjoy calling the police on people. I love to see the fur in their motherf in faces. They want to put fur in my heart. Well, damn it, I'mma let the boys in blue. Put it in your damn heart. Some folks like to exercise, y'all. Some people like to go grocery shopping. Some people like to go to yoga classes. Me, I like dialing 900. Make me feel safe. Make me feel good at night when I can lay down. Know I done told on some damn body that's the best rest ever. Knowing my neighbor done committed the crime. Knowing. Knowing he going to jail now. It just soothed me. Made me feel warm and milky and damn side too. I don't play that bullshit. I'm the HOA of my neighborhood right now. I didn't have to do no vote. I ain't had to fill out no application. All I needed was some damn but not was in the clipboard. And I've been talking every damn sense. You ever see how many damn 911 calls I didn't put out against my neighbors around? And suspicious vehicles I ain't never seen in my life. I don't calling them folks. That's how some of you know kids be getting kidnapped. Y'all be seeing unfamiliar calls. Y'all not saying nothing because you own dope all day drunk, not paying attention. And then by 1:30, now, afternoon, Susan gone. Why? Cause you niggas not uncles. You ain't dope. I'mma be here to clean up these streets. Sick of y'all. People out here committing crimes, people out here committing murders. And y'all ain't acting like y'all ain't seen nothing. Man, you ain't seen who shot. No, I ain't seen nothing. Not me. You seen some dub. You damn right, Camilla. I seen it all. And if you committed the crime, and you know I seen you, we're coming to get you. When your ass don't act that high. Don't you make this harder than more than it could be. Because if you act up, bad news will beat your home. I'm telling you now, if you act up, bad news will beat your home. We got to do better. Black folks, people out here jumping on the elderly. Y'all acting like y'all ain't see nothing. It ain't my business. Well, it's mine. I'm a law by the citizen. I pay taxes. And I want safe and healthy environment not only for me, but for every damn body grand Abbott trash. I need to be the governor of Texas right goddam now. Need some knowing down here again. Everybody seem like they want to do what they want to do. And that ain't the case. You're not going to be going out here. You ain't not going to do it. You're not going to be out here not feeding the animals. You're not going to be cooking and not sanitizing your hands. You fail. You trying to say I don't wash my hands. And I watch you go in there, take a piss. And I watch you walk right back to the barbecue pit flipping links with your hands. Nigga, you nasty. I don't want them damn links. I'm just stating the facts of what's going on right now in America. Nobody want to talk. Well, damn it, I'm living. I don't mind going down there and pressing charges on your ass. That's my job. That's what I do. That's my passion. Ain't no greater feeling in the world watching them police officer, whether it's a woman or a man, tell you, hey, hey, put your hands behind your motherfucking back. Do you hear me? I ain't no greater feeling than that. I done my job. I done got a bad person off the streets now. Little Peggy crimes. I see it. I don't say nothing. I don't care nothing about the Little Peggy shit. It's the murderers. It's the robberies for me, it's the kidnappings. It's the pedophilia. That's what I'm telling them. If you're doing little mind and see, I ain't got nothing to say. But if you out here, human, innocent people, cousin fur in the community, I got to get you. I got to sit your high ass down somewhere because I heard you feel like you can't be stopped. But in there, there's some in there that'll stop you. I saw them on lives. I ain't got to go up. You can see it on some of y'all faces when y'all come back home. Some of my real ones don't want to did they. Thing held it down like real men come on home with their families. They back out getting money. Some of y'all same niggas on this street, big dogs. Yeah, I'm a big wolf. But you're going now. You're a goddamn big cat. Now tell me I'm lying. You ain't getting nothing hitting the gym on your ass from behind, but you writing letters like you really handling business out here. Stop it. All them jailhouse lies about to stop. They got footage of your nine now coming home saying you were doing this and this. The footage say you ain't the footage that you can braid her n. Yeah, you braiding her flesh. Braids that that's what you're doing in there. But want to come home and act like you act like you are holding it down. Nigga, you a PC up in there. I'm just letting you know my passion for this. I called. I called police on my pastor. Why you do that, D? The nigga was preaching and he was sweating too goddamn hard for me. We gonna put money in the collection plate. For 10 years, we still ain't bought no goddamn van. Water van at. Where's the goddamn van? But when I lost my job, I needed 130. The church couldn't give it to me. But every time this crooked Mile, Bobby Brown looking jaw motherfucker say, faster plate, they pass it. Well, damn it, I ain't passing it no more. And when I get my money, I ain't passing Courvoisier either. Took your nonsense going on around him. Man, I seen a woman the other day, 48 years old, got braces on her teeth. It's over. That's when they supposed to come out. At 48. You supposed to be coming out, but you getting racing. What you trying to fix? You should have been trying to fix some relationships, but you won't fix them now. We not doing that. No. 45, 48. And you telling ran visible line. No, we can't do that yet. I ain't gonna do that to y'all. Now we gonna start holding each other accountable. We gonna like I say we gonna. Until we. Until we die. Goddamn. We gonna start loving one day. Okay? We gonna start loving one another. When we see our brothers in the street, we dapple them, giving them hug. Hold your head up. If you ain't doing good, we gonna pray for you. And God damn it, we gonn out. We won't. Put your hand out. Come on, man. Just give me something, man. Come on, man. Come. You want to work? Go out to the funeral home and work. They got job for you. People die every day. Go down there helping bones. Nobody you know. Hell, you, you. You pull him in there anyway. Then you might want to go back. I ain't no pastors made that kind of money tax free. My uncle just buried somebody last week. They paid him $6,000 to go up there and tell nothing but lie. Do you hear me? That man went up there and lied for that man was in that casket. I know something. She was in the cat. One whopper damn on earth. But my pastor up that line. Hell, I could have done that. We all gather here today because the big bad bully stop. That's What I would say asses. The asses duck the ducks. I'm on a fried chicken, Nick. It's a must. I'm just telling you from where I see things and you know what I'm saying? I'm just be honest with y'all. Y'all know it too. We all grew up. We all got that one family member who never went to church. Ain't. Ain't never done a motherfucking thing in their life. Ain't never done, right? Home beat up, cut everything. Soon as they die, the whole family. Out loud. Sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus. Hey, stop calling on God. He busy. God don't deal in mess. He don't deal in this. You women put on a pile of makeup, you get your hair done, you get your damn stomach done, ass done, Go out to these motherfucking club looking like a million dollars, soon as you get home and take all that shit out. You ain't worth a quote. And wondering why you single? You ain't you get in the mirror. Get in the mirror. You ain't you. Your mama don't even know. Your goddamn kids don't even know you. But you thinking somebody should wipe you. For what? What do you have going on for yourself other than cozy? Get that anywhere. What's your mind? They Continue to continue reading. Right. Can they multiply? Can they divide? We know you can. All you dividing is them legs. That's what we want to know. I'm holding myself accountable. Those men got to do better. We got to leave Bill. Because the followers ain't doing what they supposed to do. Bitch. Still, if we all marching, we marching in one line. But you always got somebody else doing other things. I had to get that pistol put on your ass. We need everybody in one accord. We need everybody on the same page. We got to do it together. We can't do it by ourselves. We got to do it together. We gotta stop waiting for certain things happen in this world for us to want to come together. We need to be coming together. Now, if everybody come together like we do for funerals, we'll be okay. We'll stop pointing the finger at the white man. Oh, man, it's his fault I ain't got no job, man. Yeah, they have to give me. They fire me, man. Yeah, they racist. They fired me. They fired you cause your piss dirty. They fired you because you always late for work. You always calling in. You always got some going on the child. That's why they fired you.
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Nikki Glaser
This is Nikki Glaser from the Nikki Glaser Podcast. Have you guys seen this new commercial from Stand up to All Hate? It's basically Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady going back and forth with reasons that they hate each other. But then when you really listen to them, the reasons for the hate are just so stupid. I don't know. This this commercial really got me. It's a strong reminder that hate in our country continues to be out of control. So join us at iHeart in standing up to it. If you see hate, speak up. Call it out. Your voice is a powerful tool in this fight. You can learn more by following OT's.
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Jeff C
UpWithHate yo, what's good? It's Jeff C from Club 520 podcast here to share my latest fresh take on the 2025 NCAA tournament. Brought to you by Wendy's the official hamburger of March Madness. This past weekend was a great round 32. I had the best game of the year. Had to be the Maryland versus Colorado State game. It ended with a game winner. It was exciting. Derrick Queen Good shot. Looking ahead to the Sweet 16. I'm really looking forward to watching Arkansas versus Texas Tech. I'm looking forward to it because it's similar styles. They both play hard defense, they both greedy teams and they play in the post. It should be a battle for the ages. I'm also looking forward to the Duke vs. Arizona game. Both elite programs. Legendary status. It should be a battle that we all looking forward to. Probably be the game of the night. And when it comes to the Final Four, I'm all in on Duke and Houston. Two great coaches, two legendary programs. Should be exciting for their road to the Final Four. More from me soon. But while you're watching the games, remember the freshest deal in fast foods gotta be Wendy's right now. You can get a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger or a double stack for $1 with the in app offer and purchase again. Head to the Wendy's app to grab a $1 junior bacon cheeseburger or a $1 double stack with the in app offer and a purchase for the freshest hamburger around. Gotta be Wendy's, the official hamburger of March Madness.
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Bubble Dub
Behind my Internet right now. Lagging and going on, but it's out of my control, so I can't cry about it. I can't cry. I smell spilled milk. I let the cat lick it up. I'm really upset with the Lakers. They done lost to the Lando Magic the other night. The onto it. I beat you no. Why? Cause Big. You ain't here to put fur in the other team no more. He was hectic in the innocent. Did you the first talk to Luca when he came to la? Goddamn. Luca was hesitant at her baby see. Big Eugene said, don't be scared. Like Biscuit online. Don't be scared. Big Eugene stepped along. I don't know how you do things. You text you, but out here in la, I'm a big bad wolf. Luca said, yeah, and I'm the only thing about this situation. I don't give a damn about it. You don't even go for Big. You just go for anybody out here doing this shit. Y'all will make them goddamn white boys check in. We bad to each other. Well, I put hands on you, yeah, I shoot you. We only bad to each other. We don't do that shit to the white boy. John Raider can walk around LA all day. Y'all niggas don't touch it. Let me put a gold chain on a Rolex on and walk around. God damn it. Y'all want to gun me down. We supposed to be. But instead you're looking at me like and wondering why people from where you from get on their feet and don't come back because that's the way y'all treat them. I got to pay you to come over here. I'll be dangerous child support. You think I'm gonna pay you? Nigga you brother more. Matter of fact, before I do something to you, I'll let I bow now. I can't say someone please call 91 1. Use the phone with the cop and yours. And they only wait. I can't wait till I hear them damn sirens. Somebody's doing what you I might be all and talking last. Who can call laws. Oh, ho ass don't call law. I ain't stealing no police. Soon the police get there. I'm cooperating like a motherfucker. It was him who was you I saw he got the gun right there. That's me. I get your ass out of here. Why? Because I'm all about positivity. I got kids looking up to me now. I don't know why. Because I was in special aid. I didn't know other kids knew knew who I was. But now I'm a roll now so that there's certain things I can't do. I can't be on smoking weed, no, I can't do. I want to, but I ain't. I think I ain't got it club long like I used to. Yes, I'm getting back. I just can't do it, Joe. I gotta be here. I gotta be smart. I gotta be accountable. Certain things Dub can't do no more with you. Not finna live browser with you. Not finna fight you. I'm not gonna shoot you, but I'm gonna put you in an institution that's gonna get your mind right. That how we are do from the bottom of my heart, I will put your head and sleep good at night. Matter of fact, I just put some in jail yesterday. Damn. Guess what? Blue shell break tooth. Goddamn right. Yeah, you in that cold cell. Mean girl gonna get nasty right after this mother. I'm a lumber. I ain't never had this. Your ears. Now you real cowboy now. Down the cowboy might lose in real life, but not me. But I'm a real cowboy. That ain't losing in the bedroom got this champagne. God damn, it's going down. If you watching my show at night, you ought to make love somebody tonight. Your girl tripping she got her back turned on you guys on in this dance in your car, full in your belly. I'm about to work my chili. Yeah, I'm about to work and working. Well, I come from the hip with this thing. Oh, yeah, dog come from the motherfucking hip. Even though they be happy. Oh, boom. This is my kid. Oh, baby, this is my kid. No, that's that sweet thing you've been drinking, right? He felt it's too much pressure. That's that way King got them from racing Kane. Jacob, it's good going down, but it's hard when it's coming out. All my bubble does support you. God damn it, I love you. Only the world gonna survive the fate gonna fade away every time. Go faith away. Lakers doing the 4C. I think they're doing this on purpose, y'all. Y'all want to get to the sport. That means we can get to it. I know some of you probably want to got on the cowboy jersey, right? I got it on. We steal America's team. Even though we ain't worn, we still emerge team. We never win, right? Y'all tune in, watch us every Sunday lose. And that will be doing notice. But back to the lake before, see, I got thinking they losing on purpose, y'all. I really do. Before LeBron went out, him and Luke and them were chilling. And I ain't talking about LA boy ball boy either. Ain't we chilling? But right now we're gonna fell off. Truth is, be real, can't be biased. We gonna have a big man right now. So teams are just beating us up down low in the paint. Like Orlando had like 70 something points the other night in the paint. We're not getting turnovers. You know what I'm saying? We letting the other team get to their spots on the court. And when you do that, you're not going to win. It's just simple as that. Austin Reed, do not play the same when LeBron James is on the court. I don't know why. Motherfucker, do your actions. And boy, if you. If you stopping the ball. I thought you've been doing this shit 25 years, boy, but goddamn, I'm telling you, this is my offense. And my offense say when you get the ball, lay down. I ain't stupid. God damn it. We can do it right here and right now. Even though I might lose. God damn it. I don't gonna scratch and claw and bite. But we need AR to be the AR when LeBron James is not on the floor. That's all I'm saying. Braun, we know you gonna give me 25 and 30 in the playoff. Yo, 35, you big boy. Okay. You big boy. Oh, yeah, you a big pad drinking brew. Oh, smoker, I'm smoking her looking at you. Yeah, so after the game, if you win, I got you. I got your Michelo Ultra. Damn. I got you two Playboy snow bunnies over here with no hair. Damn, I ain't lying. No hair like a frog. God damn it. Look, like I told you, you my bro. I got you. But that's what we're gonna need for the Lakers to win, we're also gonna need Darling connect to come back and find your game. Yep. Game. Vincent, I need 10 points. 10 to 12 points from you every night in the playoffs. Ain't no motherfucking excuses, fam. You ain't did shit in two songs. It's time to come alive, dog. Yeah. Show the world what you really buy you in the league. And if you're in the league right now and you on a team, you can ball. Nick. As simple today. If you're on the NBA team right now, damn it, you can ball. I know what you're thinking, man. Come on, dude, you tripping. I'm being real. I can't beat none of them. More than one. And y'all can't either. So they own the team for a reason. Lakers gonna be just fine. But I just don't know why Rob Linka ain't just went out and got the white howl or something. Yeah, he goof around and play around. But that bitch some bitch looking play Orlando hall of Fame, which I agree. And I'm gonna be real. Dwight Hallow is the greatest. Orlando Magic. I'm gonna give that man his props. Yeah. Yeah, he did that. I mean, they lost in the final to Kobe, but he got him now. Howard was a monster. So congratulations to Dwight Howard going into the Orlando Magic hall of Fame. He will be an NBA hall of Famer as well. Should be NBA top 75 as well. They like. Like that's some biased shit how they did him. But you gotta look how they dig Isaiah Thomas too foul from the Dream Team. So I wouldn't even feel slighted by that, Dwight. But you a Hall of Famer. Ain't no doubt about it. But the best team in the NBA right now, the teams is Oklahoma Thunder. Then you got the Cleveland Cavaliers. Then you got the Boston Celtics. Lakers right up under there. I know, man, y'all can't beat Denver. We'll beat Denver this year. We got Denver. No, like, we got Denver number in this local joker should beat everybody else. He can't be. He can't beat local Lucas Kryptonite. Y'all talk to me. Let me know what y'all think. Man, like I know y'all gonna say, okay, city. I ain't tripping. I know y'all gonna say Cal. I mean, Donovan Mitchell. Shout out to Donna Mitchell. Boy, boy got cocoa John Boy, do you hear me? That sexy childhood mother. You know I got love for y'all. I never disrespect you don't. Unless you want me a fam, I'm gonna go back in the DM and erase everything I sent to that. You know what I'm saying? Coco, I apologize. I. I was on that joint. Double color like Future sight. Yeah. I was on. I said some things I should have never said. I was just feeling myself at the moment. But now I know you and him together. I'm gonna go right back in there and delete those messages in them photos that I sent you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably ain't see that too much. You want to see that, man? You see that promise. You don't want to see them like that. But if you're watching this show right now, then you know it's been presented by Prize Picks. Make sure you go and download the no more Sports Betting Fantasy app right there. Use my promo code, Trash with the two H's. You're betting more or less on your favorite player. March Madness still going. But also the NBA playoffs is coming up, and you gonna want my picks. I'm telling you, you're gonna want my picks. You gonna want to run a bag up, but damn it, what you waiting on? I' if you want to learn how to do prize picks, DM me on my IG page, bubble dub 94. I will happily help you sign up for Prize Picks, man, Real Talk. And if you can't watch this show, then go to Apple Podcast or go to Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub show. Boom, there I am. Some of y'all watching the show, just not tuning in. I got on this hat because I'm the new serve of Texas right now. I'm speaking for all Texas right now. The ass do the crime. God damn it. Your ass gonna do the time. I guarantee you that. We don't know getting off easy no more. God damn it. If you're getting 50 years, if you're getting 40 years, you're getting faulty. Ain't no more doing half no more. You doing that. Oh, now, don't let your mama know. Mama, I got 30 years. Well, baby, that means if you do 30, you can do 15 and a half. I'll be damn. Now, when I'm on the scene, I'm in there with the parole officer board talking to him. I don't think y'all need to release what information you got to to show them what we shouldn't be legal. She don't know that baby Model breaking them mad cause she's sleeping with his cousin. Damn it, brother. Damn, his whole click. Yeah, he gonna need to get out. Cause he gonna do something to everybody. And we don't want to be back in the same position that we in now. See, some of y'all like to stick out here and. And shit and shit. Not me. Shit is shit funky. You don't want the on your hand. Cause it turns. Causes diseases. You don't want that. So why do y'all keep sticking? And sometime why did y'all keep going out here, getting the old bumpy face done slept with the whole city. Then you want to get up, moving in your mind, thinking she gonna do right. You get into it. You putting hands on. Now you in jail now for domestic violence. You could avoid it all that. All you had to do was hit, give the 300 and go on about your goddamn business. You can hear anytime you want. No, you gonna wipe up. See it for what? No, that's a headache. You like me. That's what it is. You like. You want to fight. You want these hoes fighting behind you. That's what y'all want. That's what you like. You like beefing with these niggas? Yeah, y'all. Y'all get high off that? Yeah, right. No, I'm not feeling uncle with you. You got veins coming out your neck. You angry. You really want to hit me? Yeah. You really want to do something, you do it. You go into jail, boy. And I'm assuming you for every thing you got. I shoot a plaque off your teeth. Okay? Last time y'all took y'all girl on a date, y'all done got too comfortable. Yeah, you got a little money now. That's cool. You buying. That's cool. When you took your woman on a real date, all about her. No phone. You thinking now, damn, dude, you right. We'll be on the date. I'd be on the phone looking at my tickets and Paul like, show your girl gonna give your girl some time, boy. I told you studs do it. You wonder if your girl gonna lift you for a stud. You wonder what that stud doing? The stud, them base, the kids. The studs done done the homework. The studs done hook clean, done hook done. They push up now, right now, seeing them pushing up, they can't push up. We gotta compete with these thugs now, Man, I never thought I'd have to say that. But we gotta compete with these stoners. And don't think I said a while back, them hoes couldn't work on cars. I lie them hoes that on YouTube, learning how to change every part need goddamn be here. We in trouble.
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Nikki Glaser
This is Nikki Glaser from the Nikki Glaser Podcast. Have you guys seen this new commercial from Stand up to All Hate? It's basically Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady going back and forth with reasons that they hate each other. But then when you really listen to them, the reasons for the hate are just so stupid. I don't know. This. This commercial really got me. It's a strong reminder that hate in our country continues to be out of control. So join us at iHeart in standing up to it. If you see hate, speak up. Call it out. Your voice is a powerful tool in this fight. You can learn more by following upwithhate yo, what's good?
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Jeff C
It's Jeff C from Club five twenty Podcast here to share my latest fresh take on the 2025 NCAA tournament. Brought to you by Wendy's the official hamburger of March Madness. This past weekend was a great round 32. I had the best game of the year. Had to be the Maryland versus Colorado State game. It ended with a game winner. It was exciting. Derrick Quinn, Good shot. Looking ahead to the Sweet 16. I'm really looking forward to watching Arkansas versus Texas Tech. I'm looking forward to it because it's similar styles. They both play hard defense, they both greedy teams and they play in the post. It should be a battle for the ages. I'm also looking forward to the Duke vs. Arizona game. Both elite programs. Legendary status. It should be a battle that we all looking forward to. Probably be the game of the night. And when it comes to the Final Four, I'm all in on Duke and Houston. Two great coaches, two legendary programs. Should be exciting for their road to the Final Four. More from me soon. But while you're watching the games, remember the freshest deal in fast foods gotta be Wendy's right now. You can get a junior bacon cheeseburger or a double stack for $1 with the in app offer and purchase. Again. Head to the Wendy's app to grab a $1 Junior bacon cheeseburger or a $1 double stack with the in app offer and a purchase for the freshest hamburger around. Gotta be Wendy's, the official hamburger of March Madness.
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Ryan Seacrest
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Bubble Dub
I seen still those days walking with kids to school I try to throw normal name ass over not the little kid but hooked up somebody family I know she gonna took some man man from his family man, you know what I'm saying? Cause the do everything because they a woman they said they they know in the ends and outs of this them being there rubbing on our girl asses like cats and just playing on the they stop touching my style. I told you that's when I pulled my phone. I put my hand on my body. I got the sober sauce I got the song gotta show I'm about to lie. All right. Mama say Dublin tell y'all I've been wanting y'all to warn y'all with this like, spend some time with your girl, man. Take her somewhere nice. Ollie Gordon ain't gonna get it. She say fast they ain't gonna get it no more. You got to step your game up and get dressed up for a change. Don't you shave, get your haircut, you get that black diamond in your head like I normally do and God damn it and go enjoy yourself. Man, y'all not having fun no more. You stretched out your dog horn like a you son in and out of jail. Goddamn your people at your job. Stre lady don't give it to you no more like you too. Some of you stress I see it in your face so it's time for you to go out enjoy yourself. Maybe you just. Maybe you just need to night out with the boys. Maybe you just need to KN out with the boys. My G cuz we dying too young. 50, 60 dying stress this you been with her for all that years. She ain't changed yet. You knew she was a problem back then. You don't want to deal with in your like when you cross over 45 going down here, you don't need nobody getting on your nerve. It should be peaceful. You should be getting you every night. Every night, every time that mother. You ought to be. That's what you should be getting. But you're not. You ain't mow the yard. You ain't take the trash out of her. She can have another baby. I didn't get my hair done today, Ernst. How many of them calls tonight, Ernest? Everything falling on earnings. People die in the family. Earnest gotta get paid for it. People won't come over. Ernest gotta barbecue. Ernest gotta be. We gotta be a hero of everybody. We ain't got nobody else. We can leave our show on. Steve, we've been stressing the battle of us. And I get it. We gonna stressed her out. We're gonna cheat the whole relationship. That's what you're here for. That's what you hear for. Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all, telling y'all some real son up. But I'm being real. Some of you men that's watching this show. And I know we got some real ones on here. And I appreciate y'all enjoy yourself, bro. Cause we leaving this world too early, man. Too early. Behind stress. You can't fix everything. You can't save everything. Everybody can't go down. They came with you. Everybody can't go. Certain doors, you gonna walk through them ain't gonna be able to go. They don't know how to act. They don't mean you still can't do for them. Some of your favorite can't go. There's some Noah here, silent. Say yes. There's some hoes out here right now. You can ask them, what do you like? You know what the ho gonna tell you. Whatever you like. I'm not. Say what you want. Whatever you want. You whatever. You won't tell me that I'm a nasty. Someone let me do it all. And will. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Watching this show, man, letting y'all know we do a thing, we call on the hell no segment. I know y'all been asking for me to bring it back. And goddamn, that's what we doing, man. Somebody hit me up early talking about bubble dog. You know I lost my job, man. And you know I hate to come to you, but I just want to know, can you do me a favor? Hell, no. Not doing no more paintballs. They return to every other month.
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Jeff C
Something that.
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Bubble Dub
You know how I started. I don't know how I'm gonna pay your goddamn life bill, man. I ain't gonna be doing this man. You need to be here. Yeah, man, if you don't mind. Big next one. Man. I don't know how I'm gonna goddamn get these tires on my car. Let's come on. I can picture. Get the prayer. Get the prayer. Facebook. I work. Let me say it again slowly because I be talking fast. Faith without works. You know what that means, people? You can have all the faith in the world, but if you ain't put no workings stay. That's what we got to start doing. We always calling on God. God. Stop going to God with small stuff. Stop going to God with small stuff. I just don't know how I won't get to the store. Ain't got a car in the front yard. I'm talking that man nonsense. Get your whole ass up and get in the goddamn car. God. Too busy saving children and elders and sick people of the world for you to be crying and going on and all this puffing and puffing. You got it bad. Who go to jail. No, just let me get out this time. I'm gonna do right. Then you come home and you're right back in jail. I ain't gonna do dope when I come home. Soon as you come home, kiddie goes your mama tv, your mama couch going to the station. They don't took the antenna off. The don't even make tvs. Ain't telling no more. He found one right by your people, man. That's all I can say, and I'll say it again. You want to live a long time. Mind your motherfucker's business. That's the problem with you. You don't want to mind your business. Police were called the other night. I didn't call them this one time. I ain't called him. My label and his and his wife got into it. I heard the altercation, but I didn't hear it. It wasn't my. She come over the next day. I know y'all heard that. I ain't heard. I'm sleep ac on with the fan. I'm old school. I ain't heard a thing. I'm not going over and with him. He love you. Look at your eye. What you think? The hell you think he would get to me? He love you. He beating the dog out. You stomping you doing UFC move doing all kinds of shit to you. You think I'm gonna get by my bed when they popped me some popcorn and launched it like it was a fight. They must start getting out over there, baby. Them over there did. Yeah, I did it and don't feel bad, but now he in jail. Now I got information because I got cameras. And I could take dying now. So before they release him, y'all might want to hold him because he's better than what y'all think. He should pass him. He should be about. Let me show. You can see. Okay. Why are you doing this? Why? Look here. God damn it. She got tickets. I ain't got no money to pay these goddamn teeth. And. And I'm. I'm giving you this. Then the tickets are the Vegas. That's all it is. We got a deal? Let's say don't. It ain't a deal unless we say going. Y'all milk. Half of them said it wasn't a deal until they shook on it. And we shook on it. And we had white cake outage. We had white cake afterwards. That's what we talked y'all doing, man. I know y'all said, duh, crazy hair since hat you got. Damn right. I'm a big bad one for motherfucker. Just now, family members calling me, telling me, tell me they problem. They dumb asses. Yeah, fam, I ain't gonna lie. I need something to talk to. I need to tell you something, man. You can tell me anything, fam. Talk to me, man. Remember that one night I came over and I was acting like something wrong with me and do me, I had killed somebody. And bam. It's okay, man. It's okay. You didn't mean. Damn. Where you put the gun? Oh, I got it upset and chilled. Cool. Do you know what you had on that night? Cause I'm trying to remember. Yeah, I had. What you do with the clothes? We gotta get better with that. That's the reason why I'm telling you, man. He confess. Told me everything. I wouldn't have gathered the evidence. Call of the detectives need me dying in distress. Boy, I give y'all this. Y'all gotta buy me a baby back of children. He must know what's doctor coming now. Y'all know this murder thing ain't been solved in about eight months. Yo, I know who did. You lying. You think I'll call all this confusion for nothing? No, you wouldn't. Ain't my information always accurate? And heels. Yes. The guy at my house right now. But listen, I'm gonna go back to the house. I'm gonna bring this fool back. Give us like 10 minutes. Keep the door down and get him that way. Hell. Cause I know the family that died, they thankful for me. I brought closure. Now I called my anger which is his mama and let her know you ain't do your motherfucking job with him. The rest of your kids cool. But this one bag apple ain't worth a damn. Angry. Killing innocent people angry I don't think. I just hope and pray they gonna give him the cure. I do. I'm pushing forward I for 924 he got stick up in bad seeds. We got to get rid of bad seeds. That's all I'm saying. Bad seeds got to go bad seeds. You can't grow nothing with bad seeds. You can't go check with bad seeds. Michael said you gotta have good seed. Good. That's what we got to have. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show. Peace and love. I love your mouth Lakers and bye The Volume.
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Nikki Glaser
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Ryan Seacrest
Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. Spring is in full swing, so take some time for self care this spring. Now through April 22, buy two self care items and save $2. Shop in store or online for self care essentials like Tom's Toothpaste Soft Soap, Liquid Hand Soap, Colgate Optic White Toothpaste, and Colgate Total toothpaste and save $2 when you buy two participating items. Offer ends April 22. Promotions may vary. Restrictions apply. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
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Ben Walter
The Unshakeables podcast is kicking off season two with an episode you won't want to miss. Join host Ben Walter, CEO of Chase for Business, as he welcomes a very special Guest, chairman and CEO of JPMorgan Chase, Jamie Dimon. Hear about the challenges facing small businesses and some of the oh, moments Jamie has overcome. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Chase Mobile app is available for select mobile devices. Message and data rates may apply. J.P. morgan Chase Bank NA Member FDIC Copyright 2025 J.P. morgan Chase & Company.