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Off time at my house, there are a few things that are must haves on my checklist. My fellow friends and fans. Check my favorite jersey. It is good luck. Check an iconic drink that's a fan favorite.
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The volume welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on. You never know when we're gonna crank up over here on the Bubble Dub show, you know what I'm saying? Tonight, Wednesday night. Coming to you live in the first of all, man, how y'all doing, man? You know, it's. It's a lot going on in the world, especially if you're on social media. I mean, it's a lot going on these days. But sit down, relax, take a load off. Welcome to the Bubble Dub show. Man, it's a lot going on, you know what I'm saying? Let's go ahead and start the show out with Jimmy Butler has been traded from the Miami Heat to the Golden State Warriors. Golden State warriors got Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat got Andrew Wiggins, Dennis Schroeder, Kyle Anderson and a first round pick if you ask me. Golden State got fleece. That's what they got. Jimmy Butler, Jamesa Butler a limit, that's what he is. I know he used to be that, but we ain't seen that in a minute. Doctor, come on, y'all come on this mother the show tonight and act like Jimmy Butler. And Luca, stop it. Not mean stop it. We the Laker. We only want make big splashes. They don't like to kill a whale down there in new dying in San Antonio, Texas. Hell, we make big splashes in la. They can bring a Jimmy Butler down there to go along with step never. But I tell you what, I bet Draymond won't put his hands on that one. Oh yeah, you big ball. You big a senior. Hall looking coming to America face gray bird, Draymond Green looking. Put your hands on Jimmy Buck gonna be some lower northern them. You put your hand on that little working on the og. Let Jimmy Butler get that perm and press his heart. He'll whoop everybody in that mother. I know he will. I see it all in his face. I ain't lying. If you see it in your mother face sometime, that they don't mean you no motherfucking good jail. You get to watch people like that. They only come around when you up. But when you need money in between payday, them motherfucker can't be found, can they nip? But you want to break your back for that month. Stop it. Some of y'all be in relationship with who broke y'all spirits. And you mean tell me you gonna let that same spirit come back and try to uplift you? Never. Jimmy Butler ain't finna do a thing up there in Golden State. They finna do nothing. Acting like that's gonna move a. Oh well, oh well. They ain't gonna move no y'all saw my Laker last night. Run through them Clippers, put my foot dash square in their ass. Oh, yeah. That's what the Laker did last night. I thought we gonna play no defense, though. We need a big man, though. You like. We all we got right now. A white goat and a black goat. God damn it. Oreo goats all in this mother. It's the Oreo for me. Bron on this side, Luka on this side. You know we kicking ass. Brun hitting threes. Your ass in trouble if you ever tune into a national basketball game watching the Los Angeles Lakers and Bronnie James hitting threes. We up by faulty. And I love Bronnie, but if he in the game, we up by fawning. Are we down 40? Y'all gonna respect them Lakers. LA WI FI Lakers will do their thing this year in the playoffs. J, I told you, we out here ain't no. We ain't drinking no bills out here in that like nickel. We gonna do numbers, smoke and drink wine and eat cheese and cracker. That's why white folks don't have high blood pressure. Black people the drink unsweet tea, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But wheat bread eat left only white folks. I went to the park in la. That white woman walking her dog. That dog had on designer sweater. Do you hear me that loud? That dog live life better than most humans. Dog gets sick, dog going to the vet, dog got insurance. And dog got anything health wise. Dog gonna get taken care of. Meanwhile, my homeboy got a torn ACL. He waiting on 500 on his gofundme account. Don't goddamn white folk. Dog live the best life ever. And that food is organic food. Black folk feed their dog leftovers. I'm real talk. Growing up, my daddy fed them dog leftovers. Have you ever seen a dog eat red beans and macaroni and cheese? Have you? Man, my dog was sitting for 75 minutes straight. That motherfucker locked up like a bank ball. White folk dog live a great lie. Meanwhile, black folk just now taking they dogs in the house the last 10 years. You know I ain't lying. The last 10 years, black folks start letting dogs come in they house. That motherfucker been outside or in the garage with a little ass blanket and some fur. Dog damn near die everywhere. I ain't lying. Black folk dog. We just grew up on leftovers. What we eat is what the dog ain't. But this teacher bringing the dog never. It's that new way shit. Grandma now wasn't letting no dog in no house in the house. Was she. Was she selling? Pete, ain't no way. There's too much going on in 20, 25, and you got to pay attention to what's going on. I see better than I heard. I keep telling y'all that y'all don't want to listen to me. I see better than I can hear. If the Lakers, if the Mavericks can trade Luca, they white. Jesus. Ain't a relationship in the world. So all that going out, looking at furniture n. It's just a trading deadline. I know. I seen Luca got traded. And you, Nick? I'm just writing. I'm just waiting for the right source units. Ain't no playing and no more. You can't plan trips. You can't do none of that. Cause your ass can't go. And I'm acting like old girl don't wait the exhale. I'm gonna cut my hair. I'm gonna drink me some wine. I'm gonna get around my homeboy, and God damn it, we gonna fellowship like you hoes do when y'all go do breakups. Y'all got people to run and talk to and lean on. We ain't got nobody to lean on. Damn it, fellas, we got to come together on Thursday night, talk about all our problems. Break it down on a piece of paper, make sure it all add hook. We're gonna talk about what you hoes ain't doing. You gonna call and check up almost no more. God damn it. You bring assaulted cat, you ain't wash that out like you posed to you. You smell like a damn pole, cat. Y'all ain't wash that. I'm like, you want a raccoon washes food before he eats? You're disrespectful, if you ask me, driving over here. Mustard. Paolo gonna take you out to eat. It's steak and shake tonight. It's steak and shake the night. Oh, y'all. Y'all mad at me. See, I'm just keeping the 100. Yikes. Valentine's Day coming up. Yeah, you ladies keep thinking Valentine's Day. Y'all keep thinking like Valentine's Day is a sex. It's a gift. Valentine's Day ain't no guilt. Do you hear me, Valentine? They ain't no guilt. It ain't no prison. It's a God. See, it's a goddamn subscription I already done paid for. I done went out and bought flowers, hotel decorated. Got your favorite Hennessy. There you go. Put your strawberry splash to go in. I done spent about $2,000 on this goddamn Valentine, and here you here telling me I got special for you. No, you don't. That's the same cat my homeboy ate three weeks ago. Ain't nothing special about your cat. My homeboy 83 weeks ago. Ho. You gonna give me something special? Give me a PS5 and a Rolex. That's what you can get me. But Valentine Day is not sex, is not no damn guilt. And it ain't no present. Like I told you. It's a subscription. I already done paid for bringing your salty cat up in this bed. Down and eat fat M. I'm. I'm about to stroke out. I'm sick of fat Ma big soggy mother. I don't mean I'm getting it, because that's all I can get. You know what I'm saying? When you. When that's all you can get, you keep it. Ain't no relationship safe out here, y'all. I'm telling you. Women use another boy. They use enough left and right, we can't even see it. We blinded by their looks, by their bodies and all this and that. I got a BBL and all. I don't give a dam. You missing half your naval. They done took your label and put it on your big ass nose now. But you ain't the same. You are alien. Y'all, fellas, fellas, listen to me, man. Don't let these women have an upper hand. Don't let these women have the upper hand right now. They'll do anything they can to get the upper hand. I'm seeing a whole lot of crash, dummy. I'm seeing. Nigga, I know y'all see. Cause y'all been the trenches, y'all. Y'all right there every time you ask a chick, man, while those single people at the crowd and I do my comic, man. While the single people ain't like they happy, y'all ain't happy. Especially the fellas who sing. How much money you spend on all days, huh? You took this out? You don't spend 2, 200 on a good day. I flew. I'm in your ear like bee wax, bitch. I'm in your ear. You really gonna leave me tonight? You really gonna go in your house and go to bed without me? No. God sent me that one that came tonight. Bitch, you wouldn't ate no chicken strips. That's what all hoes want to argue when they go out, Chicken strips. They don't know. They don't know nothing about the other food. Huh? You ate honey mustard tenders. Huh? You won't go to bed alone. Come live with me. Give you 250. Put something on these. Y'all keep letting them go next year and you never, never. I done fed you. You not going in your room, going to going to bed on a full stomach without getting no.
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Off time at my house, there are a few things that are must haves on my checklist because you know, I have to have an iconic watch party. First of all, my fellow friends and fans. Check. Got them in the building. My favorite jersey. It's lucky. Yes. Check. I'm wearing it right now. An iconic drink that's a fan favorite. Check. Hypnotic can turn any cocktail into an iconic creation. With its game changing color and tropical flavor, Hypnotic should be in everyone's starting five. For me, I consider Hypnotic like the point guard of my game day roster. Because not only is it versatile, like having it on the rocks or as a base for cocktails. It also finishes smooth, qualities every point guard must have. And just like the banners in my stadium, letting people know that we take championships seriously. Having Hypnotic at my watch parties lets people know that I also take quality seriously. Since it's crafted with superior ingredients for a championship level drinking experience. So you're saying I know hypnotic is great, but describe it. What's the flavor? What's going on here? Well, it's got a unique mix of premium vodka, tropical fruit juices and a hint of cognac. Again, to put it in basketball terms, this is balancing out my roster. We call this balance in the business and it's a hit at watch parties. The Hypnotic comes out. We're adding a splash of color and flavor to every buzzer beater moment. And everyone has a drink they can enjoy that tastes amazing. And guess what? You can find Hypnotic nationwide at your local liquor store or favorite bar. It's probably easier to get than, you know, those courtside seats which are available, but look, Hypnotic is available everywhere. So the next time you need a break from the action with a distinctive timeout, look no further. Grab a bottle of Hypnotic and make your next basketball watch party iconic. Enjoy the vibrant taste with friends and turn every game into a memorable celebration. Hypnotic, where every sip is a slam dunk. Hypnotic Liquor Bardstown, Kentucky 17% alcohol by volume. Hypnotic reminds you to think wisely. Drink wisely.
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How y'all doing tonight, y'all? Talk to me. Talk to me, man. Tell me if I'm wrong or not, man. We're gonna go all the way back. Tell me I'm wrong. Valentine Day 6 is not no gift. So if y'all planning on doing some for y'all, girl, I'm telling y'all right now. Fellas, let them know you don't want none of that. Keep that musty in your tights. I don't want it. You keep going to the gym. Who you all you Trying to do show people your moose knuckle. When have it been? When have it been a good thing for a woman to have a fat moose knuckle? You good fat moose knuckle. Lying motherfucker. You having a fat moose. Ain't nothing good about that. The middle nigga overhaul is brand. But we praise that now. Don't you understand what the thing we praise now, man? That vagina. Would it be. It look like an oversized navel. Come on. Hear my small penis ass in here laying beside her, talking to her. Yeah, but he like all. Come on. Playing with my intelligence. Come on, man. We ain't gonna do that. We ain't gonna do that. Meanwhile, 50 and Big Meech into it. What the going on? Big Meech a snitch. Bullshit. Not my big mist that did 30 years. Not my big Mitch roll before. Not my big Mitch that was balling out of control. Big Me snitching now, you mean? Tell me, big me through 30 years of snitch, he your worst snitch I ever saw in my life. Meanwhile, I wouldn't have never went. It was my brother Terry's idea. Terry can't see no way. He wouldn't have seen that goddamn time. I was gonna give it to him too. That with a left like little eyes straight. That day, if our Big Meech Terry was the one on the call, not me. Terry would have got all the goddamn time, too. I ain't done nothing. Y'all ain't got nothing. Y'all got my brother. She. It was his motherfucking idea anyway. We could have been fighting in that courtroom. I had the whole family split up. Mama, come here. I'm buying all them goddamn housing cars for shit. Come here. You saying hold his toes, Pops. Come here. Bring your ass with yours, man. Y'all better make this shit make sense. I ain't done nothing. You ain't touching. You got my own. Which one you want? Because I'm not finna do dirty. Oh, no. I'm not finna do dirty at all. See, I'll rise after I will testify about my own brother. Stand up, Mr. Flannery. Yes, sir. How do y'all find him? Guilty. 40. I gave Terry Fawdy years and told him you bag I have. Was your idea to put dope in the limousine. It wasn't mine. Y'all better wake up Y'all better wake up for it's too late. Rip to Herb got. Y'all better wake up, I'm telling you. 54 years old, had a stroke out of him man just got $100 million last year. Listen to this. Just got $100 million last year. Now he's gone. Y'all better. Y'all better enjoy life. You don't never know when that man up above gonna call you. You don't know. That's why I just told you earlier. If you. If you watching from the very beginning, don't make no plans. We ain't buying furniture. We ain't going shopping. We ain't buying car. You could be mad 54. And I know why he left. And I know the good Lord, the reason why he left. But I blame Nelly and Ashanti. Nelly and something got married, had that baby. That man health been declining like a motherfucker couldn't take it. See, Earl was in love with something. You were helping her write the motherfucking his shit. Goddamn, Earl. Gotta get me some of that motherfucker too. Had Ja Rule. Had Ja Rule singing it. I wanna be your chick I wanna be down for you. Do you trust me? Do you love me? You putting it on, man. You trust me. You die a chick I want to be a chick I want to be now. Hey, I ride for you. The ho ain't riding these days. They ain't riding to the wheel fall off. But you're falling in love with them for what? Let them go. They all bring his team in dark. Soon as they see danger, they run. You gonna get that's gonna be healed. You heard man. But my shanti nearly killed him. I don't kick showers behind him. She was singing. Herb. Y'all do you hear me? You know what it felt like for a woman to see? I never had that. I ain't too long started eating in church. He where I'm from. Like on that movie First Sunday you had to get baptized to eat. I couldn't swim. I wanna be a ch. I wanna be down for you. Do you. Hey, man, y'all gonna make me bang at the night O. IP's messages. You could be next, man. 50 don't just got a hundred million dollar deal writing movies, writing TV scripts out of him. Man big on life support. Two guys. Let me tell my family something. You, you, you. You jealous hearted, nosy, long noses, musty neighbor having that won't y'all have me. If I have something ever happened, don't y'all have me on no goddamn lots of support. Two goddamn days. Just leave me on there. Don't take me out. Leave me on that mother give a goddamn something like this. God damn it. Leave me on. I might Come through if you ever see me like this.
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Goddamn me.
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You think it's over? God damn it. Tell me uncomfortable and put the thing right on my nose. I'm waiting. Cause asap. Rocky ass out in there. I hope they lock. Asap. Rocky ass up. Give him power. God damn it. Re hung. I'm on my way. I don't count pocket. God damn it. Asap. Rocky ain't got me by that much money, I tell you that. God damn it. I'm starkin'and. We don't need mine when we got yours. You hear me? By Rihanna. You beating up. You don't need my duckies. If you let me keep lying, you can pay me every month. Got you. You wanna give me some cool, go ahead. I got the boys. I'm gonna treat them better than I treat my real kids, too. I got em. I'm gonna teach them how to play ball and everything. Come here. Y'all think I'm lying. I say bring them young in that room. I wake up the more Odom was dead. Do you hear me? Lamar Odom was dead. That goddamn Khloe Kardashian came in there and put life into that nigga. Now tell me I'm lying. Y'all read the reports? Lamar Odom died 75 times. He said Khloe Kardashian oops. I mean, Chloe Simpson walked into that room and put her hand on Lamar Odom knee and that said that motherfucker thing rised up like the statue of liquor. That's the kind of woman I won't touch it on me. Most of these hoes touch on me. Get me my grain, B. Get up off me. Ain't got but a couple dollars when you got a woman coming in and touch you on grand live. Oh, shit. I can be the president today knowing I can't read. God damn it. That's the woman. I want a goddamn woman to get out there and fight a goddamn mountain lion. Pull your love for me. I'm proving mine. Bill. How to help your bald head ass mama, goddamn it. For a couple of weeks until she get her money. God damn it. God damn it. Die for me. That's how much my money mean to me, bitch. When you cry for me. When I cry, you cry. We cry together. Sh. How y'all feeling tonight, man? Y'all be feeling good, man, you alive. Just told your earth. Don't they $100 million don't mean nothing. If he could, he'll take that money back for his life. Touch a million dollar man. Though stressed out so if you ain't got no money, ain't nothing to stress about. Cause you're alive. Do you hear what I just told you? A hundred million dollar man gone. I called him home. And here you here crying, complaining ain't got a quality. Could be fine. Or you could be what? We could be playing for your boy. And everybody know hoes be at them big holes. My cousin died. Shit, I was mourning like a mother. I put on a show at that funeral. I'mma crying that mother. I was happy that motherfucker was gone. But I put on a show. Lord, my lawyer took my hill. You took my number one cush cuss to Malone. My nigga was a crash dummy. I'm a mess. That's when you look over there and see his five ass baby mama. And I do mean them whole do beat. Whole time, everybody come up to you shaking your hands. I got my eyes on the motherfucking eyes, boys work her eye on that goddamn right. I got eye off the issue. That's when I start making my way over to her. Cause I'm a boss. Rick Rose ain't hoist. Look, you know me family like bro. You know what I'm saying? I wish that was me though. Yeah, but that. But it's not anything you need anything. And I do mean anything. You could talk to me, come to me about anything. Thank you so much. I just don't know. Don't worry about it. I'm here. First two times she called. I'm gonna bring some money over. Like everything good. That next time, that third time she called me. Look at him. God damn it. You ain't gonna keep hitting me up. God damn it. Shot me soon he don't blame him. He ain't gonna come. Ain't gonna be no. That's when it all start this. When I tell that first night don't come you with my cousin. I trust you. See, I trust you. That's when it go down again. That's when. That's when I'm doing my feeding of meat. I'm a bad mother. Do you hear me? Feeding the meat in 3.5. My cousin one line either one line. Head game. Yeah, you think gang in the Bible. Like the lies the jaws of a lion. This right here is the one. Definitely not the dude. Oh, God. I'll tell you doctor tell you some real stories. All facts, nonfiction. Damn. I. I'm telling you. I was a whole time I had my eyes open that make an Indian come out from hiding from white folks. That's how bad she is. We all know Indians run from white folks. They ran to resolutions. Us niggas ain't got nowhere to run to. Can't run to each other. Cause we hating, jealous of one another. Ain't it's bad when you can't run to your own. We should be able to run to our own and uplift us. But we don't uplift each other. We tear each other down each and every day. Oh, you can make a change. I gonna turn my brother down. You gonna turn your brother down. You see what I'm saying? Now we uplifted. Yeah, now we uplifted. Now we climbing allow. Hey, I know the elevator over here. But the elevator is man made you. You understand what I'm saying to you, B. Walk the hills. Gonna walk the mounds. Yeah, we're gonna get to the mountaintop. Like. Like Martin was saying. I know Martin got some bum in his head that night. He said that. That boy said a ball. Oh, I have a dream. In a world full of hatred at the time, the man said he had a dream. That little black boys and white girls would join hands. Somebody gave that nigga some magnificent head. I'm talking about magnificent. You know your head. You know a woman head game so motherfucking good. When Nick get through, he go in his pocket and give her some money. Don't give nobody no money. But you did a wonderful job. I want to tip you. That's what you gotta do with the young ho mo. I ain't got to do that with Nadine. I bet not. Pull out no more. Get money for Nadine no more. She's a lady. She know how to get the money. She's a lady. Now look at him. Now. I know you on that tour. I know you be ripping them around and you be coming over here and I'm. And I gotta go get a few groceries. You know, I make a list. She real women made a list. Hoes be on the phone calling you. Hey, see if we got any onion in there. Bitch, you get left the house. It's the difference between a girl and a lady. Now you need a leg.
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Off time at my house, there are a few things that are must haves on my checklist because you know I have to have an iconic watch party. First of all, my fellow friends and fans. Check. Got them in the building. My favorite jersey. It's lucky. Yes. Check. I'm wearing it right now. An iconic drink that's a fan favorite. Check. Hypnotic can turn any cocktail into an iconic creation. With its game changing color and tropical flavor, Hypnotic should be in everyone's starting five. For me, I consider Hypnotic like the point guard of my game day roster because not only is it versatile, like having it on the rocks or as a base for cocktails, it also finishes smooth. Qualities every point guard must have. And just like the banners in my stadium letting people know that we take championships seriously, having Hypnotic at my watch parties lets people know that I also take quality seriously since it's crafted with superior ingredients for a championship level drinking experience. So you're saying I know hypnotic is great, but describe it. What's the flavor? What's going on here? Well, it's got a unique mix of premium vodka, tropical fruit juices and a hint of cognac. Again, to put it in basketball terms, this is balancing out my roster. We call this balance in the business and it's a hit at watch parties The Hypnotic comes out. We're adding a splash of color and flavor to every buzzer beater moment. And everyone has a drink they can enjoy that tastes amazing. And guess what? You can find Hypnotic nationwide at your local liquor store or favorite bar. It's probably easier to get than you know those courtside seats which are available. But look, Hypnotic is available everywhere. So the next time you need a break from the action with a distinctive timeout, look no further. Grab a bottle of Hypnotic and make your next basketball watch party iconic. Enjoy the vibrant taste with friends and turn every game into a memorable celebration. Hypnotic. Where every sip is a slam dunk. Hypnotic Liquor Bardstown, Kentucky 17% alcohol by volume. Hypnotic reminds you to think wisely. Drink wisely.
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I got the fillery, I got the onion. I got that roast bee. You say you're gonna be back next Wednesday. I know you gotta go see your kids and all this and that. Okay, maybe her at Wednesday, 8:30, work at Cologne. You be wearing that creed? Yeah, wear that creed. I get over there, soon as I open the door. Nigga ain't got on a roll. She got the curlers in her hair. You know, she old school with this. That the curl is under her. Nathan like smoke. And you know I got that. This ain't trash. If you ain't in there. If you ever in la, go get you attacked. If you're in LA right now, go get you a tat attack. This ain't trash. Jokes is up. Pull up. She like to smoke. You know I'm the man. I got you paying me. I give her a sale on the house. So while I'm eating, she her papers. She getting so she gets real tall, you know. I said, my mama taught me, he watched dishes. So after I eat, I watch this. And she liked it in the youngster. She liked that in your boy? Yeah. When she grabbed my one, say, oh, he's strong. Hang on, hang on. So I go into the cow. You know, she got the robe on. You know I like the belt of my hands. They like that. Boy, stop. Boy. We ain't gonna do nothing on my cow. Cause them old women gonna let you do nothing on that cow. Now, come on in your room. I go in that room, she got the count. Somebody gonna pull on cmos. God damn it. It's going down. This is going down. I go in there, goddamn. She take that robe off the mother. She's laying. I just pop out. Oh, look who's coming. The devil doesn't he. I'm putting these big, beautiful white medicine, acting like an African. Oh, yo, for me. Come here. Come shoot me. Whole time, my baby mama calling me. My daughter got people. I don't give a damn. I'm laid up with Nadine, and I ain't got time to be going over there with you and my kids. See, when you got a good thing, y'all, you got to keep it. When you got a good thing, you got to keep it and treat it right. So if you got somebody right now, ain't treating you right, don't keep them. Now. They can go. You can be right now. Talk to your girl right now. She telling you this and that, and y'all don't wanna. And you can start looking at you next. I don't want her. All that. I don't want to hear all that, and I don't want her. I need money. I don't. 20, 25. You're gonna get out here and work. You gonna work for your money. Real talk. I told y'all, Trump ain't bullshit. And he fuck with the transgenders. Now, come on, fam. Leave the transgenders alone. Now, don't, don't, don't leave them folks alone. Trump. Now you got ice. You got them out here goddamn doing what they. And they doing a hell of a job. I saw him again. They're moving. Oh, yeah. See here. Be quiet. I ain't gonna mess with Ticket. Y'all get mad when I talk to Trump. I'm just saying. Especially with the transgenders. Now, let's see how this work out. Cause them two now transgender. Them two and women. But you gonna with them. They both transgender. Turn your ass up if you're watching this show. You know we being presented by prize picks. Real talk. That barcode, scan it. Real talk. Type in trash with the two H's. Yeah, you're betting more or less on your favorite play over there. Real talk. Put $5 in, you get 50. Super bowl coming up. Yeah, you better go ahead and put them picks in and win. Go and put your picks in right now and win. If you can't watch this show. We on Apple podcast. We on Spotify. Yeah type in the bubble dub show. Boom. What do I am. You don't know about this show party show fans and everybody send me quitting ask me. Hell no question. Everybody asked me bubble duck would you ever tell 50 something 50 cents something in private? Hell no. You see what I don't know what's going on right now. He said he don't know what's going on. Why you turning your back on me fam? I do anything for you. You see what he did to his own son? What you think he won't do with you, huh? Sometimes people been and I already showed you who they are. 50 on bullshit. He don't, he don't. He don't see. We go look. Come on fam. You gonna write that man and say Ross. Come on Ross just paid your daddy bill little and you gonna say yeah. See you can't help every body cheap. I'm big. I'm Rick Row I let me stone I ain't bullshit every time me stop me. Hey, I'm on my way around now never go I'll make 75 billion. Yo, before I go over here man, I thought you're gonna send that money. It's gonna be a little late. It's tired. They got it. Every time they ask me something, they got it. I don't even know who they is. But I'm saying they got it. That's how I'm stopping people now, borrowing money from me. Man, we borrow some money man. I would but they got it. Don't even know who they is. Today's help your dad, you're saying Rich, you better sell the necklace you got. Yeah bms they're negative worth a million being the newest jury stove soon. Real talk. Johnny Dang, come here. You need Johnny. I didn't told Trump we don't give a damn about your contribution to his goddamn to his thing. He had to support thing to shoot them. I didn't give a damn about that his campaign Jungie Dane gave Trump $2 million. She not enough. You get your good diamond making ass back over where you from and leave your equipment. Ain't gonna be no junkie dang and pow wow no more. Gonna be bubble dub and pow wow. Jungkook thing ass is dope. You can say that overseas. How do y'all coming over getting all these good job making all the goddamn money riding around in business and and goddamn Her I am riding around the goddamn Toyoga Tundra. This gonna be reversed. Uno coin right around and roll Ross, you gonna start riding around barracks again. Gonna be a. And I'm the one to change it, giving you women too much need. Where I take a tv, and bam. Real Talk now, that's hd. How y'all feeling, man? Y'all all right, man? I'm gonna get ready to go out there. New Orleans, man, Friday night. I mean, I'm in Baton rouge. Real Talk 2 show. Baton Rouge at the Silly Rabbit. Grab them tickets, man, if you ain Gaga, man. This Sunday, man, I'm having a tailgate party and a watch party, man. We at Dave and Buster's in New Orleans downtown. If you want to come watch the game, come watch the game with us, man. Grab a ticket, man. Come with food and it come with liquor. Can't be the whole city if you ain't going to the game. Come watch it with me and you know they going to hell. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Big, tall and small. You know your boy taps him out. Yeah, I better come turn up with you, boy. You know I'm on the Week of Ones tour. Y'all can catch back up with me on the Week of Ones Tour. On the 28th, I'll be in South Haven, Mississippi, baby. Y'all get them tickets right now. When you get them, jump in my DM on Bubble Dub 94. Instagram or Facebook. Facebook. Like page Bubbleg Junior. Let me know you got tickets. Let me know you coming to see me, man. Real Talk. If you're gonna be in New Orleans this weekend. I got the shirts. Oh, I got the bubble dude. Merch. Oh, Dick. Oh, Dick, Chill. Won't y'all enjoy yourself, though? The message tonight is you could be next RIP to the Goddard family and anybody else in the world that's done lost their family members of this, this and that and the third man, Irv did some great things in the hip hop world, man. I always wanted to pay my respects from people, you know what I'm saying, man? Death is real, man. Death is real. Death is so serious. That could be me. That could be you. That could be any of a guy done call home the night or day, so ain't no sense of crying and complaining about what you think you ain't got. Focus on what you do have, man. I know as many nights I go to bed hoes and thinking it's Rihanna, but I gotta stop dwelling on what these hoes ain't what they is and take them for what they are. I got some of the best Gaggles some of y'all ain't got. I gotta be thankful for what I got. So, yeah, real talk. I gotta be thankful, y'all. And y'all should, too. I know she. She a headache. I know that. Built like a can over. I don't. But you could be by yourself. Cause you and Vaseline. But you got somebody over here with a heartbeat like you. Gail. Gail. I know she ain't. She might not be easy on the eye, but that vagina. Them ugly motherfuckers got the best ever. I'm not bullshitting. Make a grizzly bear drop his salmon. You think? You know, they always tell you ugly fat mom people. Somebody them, it's me. I lay up with a 450 pound of in them. Why? Cause I know that gonna be hungry just like me. Might take her big ass a minute to get up. But I got two pit bulls. And they nasty. And she scared of them. You all can see that big rolling about my bed. You think it's a house fire? Stop Gotham roll ho. When she get on her feet and get in that kitchen. Oh, yeah. You can smell dark cooking. I called my mama. Mama. What you doing? Nuts? What you doing? Eating fish. Eating fish. Fish and grits, baby. Yeah, we eat good over here, baby. Got a stamp. Trump didn't cut these off. Come here. For my mama. Getting that for some money. Hang up. I ain't got time, baby. No, I'm busy. Honey Boo Boo is in here cooking for me. Ain't no big woman. 450. I go in there, tap on the ass, and I slap on the ass. My car crank. That's how big she is. Come here. Come on. Yeah, darling. I'll tell her. I can't be seen with you in public. Now, won't you be coming up, coming under my post or the relationship over. I threaten that big motherfucker. If y'all ever see a like or anyone on Instagram up under my name, the relationship is done. Whatever you say. I like that. Them pretty. They don't like mine. That's why they get less top notch hoes get the most, not the best. Pim cell. Told y'all already. Y'all gonna be listening to me. Pretty hoe trash. Just a medium. Ugly motherfuckers. They got beautiful soul. And they don't mind grabbing that trumpet, blowing it. That's why they bills paid. Real talk. And them hoes never catch cancel. Them the most cancerous free in the world. Them ugly. I'm pretty. Catch cancer. And one day they don't I'm ugly boy they fight cancer 70 years. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub show man. Get them likes up, drop in the comments share me man show me to the world man Shot me peace and blessing super bowl pull up on me I'm out the volume.
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Podcast Summary: Club Shay Shay – "The Bubba Dub Show - JIMMY BUTLER TO THE WARRIORS?! + 50 CENT & BIG MEECH BEEF?? WTF GOING ON!"
Release Date: February 6, 2025
Hosts: iHeartPodcasts, The Volume, and Shay Shay Media
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The episode kicks off with a heated analysis of the recent trade involving NBA star Jimmy Butler moving from the Miami Heat to the Golden State Warriors. The host, Bubba Dub, expresses strong skepticism about the Warriors' acquisition, labeling the deal as unfavorable for Golden State.
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Transitioning from basketball, Bubba Dub delves into the ongoing feud between hip-hop mogul 50 Cent and notorious figure Big Meech. The host provides a narrative that paints Big Meech in a negative light, suggesting betrayal and snitching.
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Beyond the primary topics, Bubba Dub offers a series of musings on various social issues, relationships, and personal experiences. These segments, though less structured, provide insight into the host's perspectives on contemporary societal dynamics.
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Bubba Dub's episode intertwines sports commentary with personal and societal reflections, creating a diverse and emotionally charged narrative. The primary focus on Jimmy Butler's trade highlights concerns about team strategy and player dynamics within the NBA. Simultaneously, the beef between 50 Cent and Big Meech sheds light on the complexities of loyalty and trust within the hip-hop community.
The episode also delves into broader social issues, offering listeners a glimpse into the host's views on relationships, cultural dynamics, and the inevitable reality of mortality. These discussions provide depth beyond the headline topics, encouraging listeners to reflect on their personal lives and societal structures.
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The episode serves as a blend of passionate sports analysis, personal grievances, and social commentary, demonstrating Bubba Dub's multifaceted approach to engaging with his audience. By addressing both specific events and universal themes, the podcast fosters a connection with listeners who resonate with the host's candid and unfiltered perspectives.
Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections have been omitted to focus solely on the substantive discussions and interactions within the episode.