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The volume welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Jason got rip wrinkles in blackjack. God damn. Y'all see Floyd. I told y'all got one rope. Y'all see Floyd damn, the champ is ill. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button like you I know you could be somewhere else, but God damn it, somewhere else I ain't heard on Y'all see, I see what you saying in the camp look yo. And for the ones who want to be here God damn it. Goddamn local. Y'all saw it tonight. Local. Hey, goddamn pot belly cow. Goddamn local is saving the Lakers right now. And you hearing this from me, a big LeBron James fan. If it wasn't for local, God damn it, we lose it stomping the mud hole in Minnesota ass tonight. Goddamn. Luka came through with 30 and 1, and we need every bit of him. And he was playing defense tonight. Nuclear. That's why that goddamn earthquake happened last week up there in la. Cause they knew Luca was gonna play defense tonight. Indeed. It's 1:1. When you big bad ass wolf set tonight. You was in the chat talking shit wolves and thigh Wolfson Sid. Nigga, you locked. That's what you did. You. We was up 22 on that scrap metal. They came back, ain't gonna lie. They made some shots. Hey, they got the game kind of close. But let me just say this. Tonight, some Braun playing like Robert Paris. That's the same Braun they were playing about a month ago. This here, I think his head gasket blown. Overheating. I know ain't the only one seeing this. I know he 40. I get it. But God damn it, I ain't got time for none of this shit. Ruiz stepped up tonight. I appreciate it, papa. 11 points from Rui. We got 21 from Run, 31 from Luca. We got 16 from Reeves, and we got 6 from Vincent. We got 7 from Figgy Smith, I take it. But as a Laker fan, we got to play better than what we played tonight. We supposed to win. We supposed to won by 30. We supposed to run by 30 tonight, and we didn't. But I'm gonna take this win. Now. Julius Randall came out the night and ball, he had 27, ant man had 25. But it was the other people that we didn't let get off like they got off in game one. I told y'all Nas Reed wasn't gonna shoot like that no more. I told y'all McDaniel wasn't gonna shoot like that no more. But y'all didn't want to listen to me. Y'all didn't want to listen to me. Just like y'all didn't want to listen goddamn big you when he told y'all y'all got to pay the toll when you see where that toll get you. And check y'all how y'all feeling tonight. I'm feeling real goddamn good. It's 1 1. We going back to Minnesota and we gonna kick ass Ball hog Steroid, A Roy, Lakers and five. Nigga, why Y'all keep showing a rod. I don't want to see that steroid use him. I don't give a damn about him owning the team. He a steroid use. Me. He a Chingle. I don't like Cheetos. Like Willis. You like Willems. We don't like Cheagle. A rod and Cheagle. He cheated the game. He cheated the game. Now, there's a whole lot of shit going on in the world today, and we gonna talk about it. I'm not holding shit back, but I had to get that Laker shit off my chest first, personally. I had to get it off my chest. And, yeah, I'm feeling real goddamn good about this win. I take it. Now, let me move my. Now, let me shift gears for a minute. Pacers beat the Bucs. Them two, zero. Yeah. Doc Rivers need to be five. Doc Rivers been holding on to that damn one ring for forever. Doc Rivers just ain't a damn good coach, if you ask me. That's all I'm saying. You down too old to the pace. Yeah, you going back home to Milwaukee, but they ain't the same Milwaukee team to me, if you ask me. Young is doing what he do, but I don't know what Lilla doing. I don't know what Lilla doing, though. Damn. I know he hurt coming back from an injury, but they ain't gonna get it. Kyle Kuzma, he had a bounce back game, but other than that. I see the Pacers winning this series in six. Real talk. I see the Indiana Pacers winging this series in six. That just what I see. And, Lord, please, Lord, please take Memphis off tv. Please. Now, y'all seen goddamn what they do to Memphis. It's a travesty going on down there. I love Ja. I love him to death like Jackson, too. But blank, they no goddamn competition for Oklahoma right now. You got Shy, you got William, you got Shay over there. You got Luke Doyle. God damn it. They got everybody out in Oklahoma, and I mean everybody. They blowing Memphis ass out the bump. Sick of a 36 mafia. God damn it. Where you at? Got it, Gorilla Money Bag, yo. God damn it. Come here. I ain't seen no shit like this, but I gotta talk about the elephant in the goddamn room today. Kanye west been sucking dick through the wall. Yeah, Yeezy been sucking dick for a while. He been sucking dick since an adolescent, all the way to a teenager. Boy, you been sucking meek milk. That's why you acted the way you acted Kanye. You've been sucking me and y'all thought I wasn't gonna say nothing about this shit. The boy. The boy need help. That boy admitted to sucking his cousin meat from 6 to 14. Damn it. That's 8. You've been a dick circle. You can't tell me now that you ain't been sucking here. I don't give a damn what you say. Let me find out you was up there in them hills with Caitlyn Jim telling Kim to go ahead and go to bed. I'm gonna stay up and write music. You really writing with Caitlyn? Sucking dick through a while. And you enjoyed it. Cause you didn't tell nobody about it either. Now you coming out now move some sympathy. I be damn. I young. You fix everybody in life. You get your short ball heading ass down here and help our good brother Kanye. He big on his knees and he wasn't praying. Don't y'all understand? Kanye wrote Jesus walks. Man is amazing. The man really been through a while. He was sucking through a wire. You other hoes could nibble. You hoes could nibble. And I know y'all laughing at Kanye, but the man, is he sad, man. He gone out bad. And now his cousin that who allegedly meet he was sucking was in jail now for murdering his pregnant girlfriend. He going to ask the good Lord, forgive him of his sins, hopefully. Now you done brought up the goddamn allegations. Now he got to walk the yard knowing that you used to make Kanye suck your meat. Come on, dog. So every time Kanye went over big fam house, he was sucking me and let the. And lit the sugar voice. I understand it now. His behavior. I understand it now. I understand it now. I got our brother. Our brother Yeezy. He made Jesus. He made Jesus jump over the jump, man. Do you understand? He made Jeezy jump over jump, man. This man has been sucking me. Oh, why? Ladies, watch your children. Remember, I always say, you can't bring your children around anybody. And it ain't just boyfriends and your older homegirl you gotta watch around. They cousins as well. Cause this type of shit could be going on. You got knickers. Get children to pleasure them. That's what we doing now, huh? That's what we doing now. It's sad, man, that that man went through that. Kanye ain't the only one been sucking meat. He might have been sucking it through the wire, but you got other people out here sucking it through the window. Damn. I'm pretty sure somebody right now getting their meat sucked through the window. Took a while to sweat. Make all your money. That's all I'm saying. We got to be more careful. We got to be more observant to our surroundings for our children. They're being played with. Ladies, I know you want to bring this home. You've been moaning, you know what I'm saying? You've been on. This nigga got money. You want to bring him? You want to bring him. Show him out to your home, girl, then you want to. I'm going to run to the store, get some groceries and leave this pedophile ass nigga around your kids. You can't do it. You can't do it, ladies. You can't do it. You can't trust these niggas. They taking advantage because they getting told no out here in the streets. From the hole. But they go to these children and. And brainwash them, man. Brainwash them from 6 to 14. Our brother Kanye was sucking dick. Not enough money in the world. A billionaire, but he can still remember how dick tastes. That fearless me that I'm vexed. I'm quite vexed right now. That poor man dealing with turmoil. His favorite head sucker left him. Yeah, Kim left him. See, Kim remind him of him. See, he was trying to teach Kim. He was trying to do it for Kim. That's why Kim got a body. Little baby. I know this a sick deranged you were dealing with. Yeah, I see why you got out of here, baby. I see throw away, too. All of them, except for Caitlyn. Rest of y'all, come here. Kanye didn't want to act right. Come here. Christian Thomas didn't want to act right. Come here. Lamar didn't want to act right. Come here. God damn it. I'll be a Kardashian dub. Kardashian. You goddamn right. We can start our own show. I get this shit right, I'll be the first nigga in that barbecue. You damn right. All this finger food shit, all this caviar. Never you get them goddamn boogearing links over there, Kim. You and your bag ass kid. Your kid, my kid. We family now. Raw dogging. First night, too. You damn right. Let's get this in right now. You ain't gotta get no artificial semen in you. You gonna get this real semen in you. Yeah, straight from East Texas. Y Tony Sassery, baby. Damn. You think I won't walk Kim Kardashian to my church? You a motherfucking lie. My mama could be sitting on the front row. Scoot your ass down. You see what I got talking about the Kim K. I'm your mama. I don't give a damn who you is. I got Kim K. You gonna show her some goddamn respect around here or a fight go with it. Oh, I'm quick to fight a woman. A nigger, I'm scared. But a woman. I'm ready to get down in there, but I ain't gonna do them cause I gonna touch women. But I wanna put that fear in his whole heart. I put fear in my mama heart. I wish you would disrespect Kim Kardashian. The fight is on. I'm ready to fight brothers and sisters. Whoever don't like it, I get down for mine. And don't forget, I got my body going. Kim got serval body going. Now do what we pay you to do, big boy. Kim got that real money. Kim got that kind of money that got hot.
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No purchase necessary. VGW Group void where prohibited by law. 21/ Terms and Conditions apply. The fire My mama disrespect Kim. I'm not bullshitting y'all tonight. I'm telling you what God love, I bow a lie. You nasty. Some of them you're paying 25,000 for a cheat. You a nasty boy. But we gonna get out of this situation, though, Unc. We gonna get this one. She tried to get you. But we gonna get out of this one. Guess what, Unc? We ain't dealing with no more Gabrielles. We're dealing with Cynthia's nigga. Come on back home. I know the money been good. Yeah, little young motherfucker coming over, turning flips, role playing, cops and robbers. You see where it gets you. In a heap of trouble they have. We gonna get back this one, but no more the. No go back to the sisters. Get your ass back down there with Cynthia and Lutenum, and you're gonna be good. Gotta keep it 100 on this show. I don't sugarcoat a thing. I read the messages. I heard the audio. The audio has been edited. I don't edit it when I hear it, I swear. Now, anytime a woman text you, I want a big black baby. Never. Who your grandfather? Talking to me like that. I want a big black baby. Nymph. You adopt that, it won't be for me. That girl been trying to set you up for the longest dog. And as much game as you give everybody else, you can't see that. Come on, baby. We got to be smarter than that. I'm right with you. But you won't have to get some sisters behind you though. Jail. Call them activists and all the dying, call them up. Tell them you need them. Tell me you're sorry you've been neglecting the black women. But God damn it, you want to come on back home, they gonna talk for two or three days. But your money long. Come on in, bro. Come on. You hungry. You know how them sisters here. You nasty. Sorry, some of my. But come on in here. You hungry, take a shower. My last boyfriend left some clothes. Y'all about the same side. Go in there and take a shower and put on some heat. Clothes. I'm gonna get in here and cook you something. See, we got for sisters. Just like we Got a forgiving God. Do you hear me? We got a forgiving God. You want God to forgive you, but you don't want to forgive your home girl or your homeboy for wronging you. Forgive them. He ain't say forget. He say forgive them. But then y'all run y'all nosy crazy ass right to church. Oh, I love God. You ain't never seen that man up above, but you done seen your cousin, your sister and your brother every day. But you don't like them. You don't love love them. But you love a man you ain't never seen, Cap. That's what the Bible say. He don't say cap, but they say what, I can't say it. I don't say any cow. So I'm telling you right now. Come on back home, baby. Some real sorters out here. They're looking for a real good man. You about 60, you're on your way out. You talking about these young women. These young girl keep you young. They keeping your ass broke. That's the truth of it. Man. If you in here dating an older woman right now. My uncle got a 24 year old right now. She thought Franklin Beverly was some goddamn cologne. Do you hear me? My aunt dating a 24 year old. She thought Franklin Beverly was some cologne. Get your young ass up out of here. Yeah. Got to come back home, baby. You got to come home. Back home these days, man, it is rough out here. They're doing everything they can to tear us down. But we won't fall. We won't break, baby. We won't be in. Why? Because we, we serve a mighty God. But that devil be working. He be sending them young like he sent to you, too. She ain't no working out. You ain't no working out. You taking your protein. She taking her protein. You getting in your 9 BMW. She getting in her regular ass, hunter.
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She knows. She acting like she know who was. Girl got your whole resume. She know who you were. And she played her part Jail. She know you looking at them goddamn yam. You were sobbing at the Mile when you walk in there with your dog, holding your dog. Your dog. You were doing it. Oh, she saw it and she took advantage. I don't like it. Your day coming, Gabriel. Your goddamn tape coming. Got my uncle here apologizing on tv. He ain't did nothing wrong but hit them cheeks. That's how he did nothing wrong. But we live in a world now, it's so sensitive. You say somebody done something to you. Now everybody Looking at you sideways. And your name ain't even Paul. I saw that. I'm getting this booty, so. God damn it. That's his business. Uncle Freak. Uncle Freak getting his booty ached. That's his business. I can have my stomach and I enjoy. And I ain't enjoying it. She ain't sticking nothing up in there but her tongue. Come here. When she did it to me, guess what I told her. Do it again. I won't feel like that again. I make me feel like Halle Berry. Made me feel good. Make me feel good. She did that to me, I'd be her in the bedroom from now. You got them, right? I'm the first one to take a shower, too. Come here. Right when she come into the room, the kids already sleep, baby. For real. Damn right. Those locks and everything. Come here. But they got them tongue on me. Put me to sleep again. Say y'all. Damn. I ain't know my leg raised up like that. It was raised. I was holding my own damn legs. Don't y'all judge me. Don't you judge Dub. I don't judge y'all. We family. I'm just telling you what I go do with my bedroom. We family. I'm saying. I'm holding on. Goddamn let you now. That's what I'm telling you. I'm just saying. I'm just. I gotta keep it 100 with y'all. I can't come on here and lock it. Y'all, y'all. I'm gonna give it to you now. When I give it to you, digest it. This show being presented by Prize pics, in case you didn't know. Yeah. Download my promo code. Trash with the two H's. I won tonight, too. I'm kicking they ass. Yeah, more or less. On your favorite player. I told you, you running around here, Holly. You ain't got no money. You ain't doing this and that. Yeah. Need to be playing Pride pick. And if you play it, use that code right down below. If you can't watch it download audio style. Listen to me Apple podcast. What Will do? So put the world on me. Stop being selfish and let the world know about me. I'm a bad mama jammer. And guess what? You a bad mama jammer, too. But watching me. I know some of y'all gotta go to work tomorrow, but God damn it, you need a good laugh. Here I am. They may have gave up on you, but I ain't giving up on you. Your girl might have gave up on you. I ain't giving up on you. God ain't gave up on you. So what you talking about giving up for now. Too many people on here in the world not killing themselves. Cause they done gave up on themselves. We ain't doing none of that suicidal no more. We ain't thinking suicide. Only time we thinking suicide is when our doors go up. Anybody around you thinking suicide? Talking my husband. We ain't doing that. We put suicide on those, baby. Real talk. We gonna grind. We gonna grind till we get it. We gonna grind till we get it. We gonna bow till we fall. Hell y'all talking about today? Somebody asked me what I ever give up on the Lakers. Hell, no. I never give up on them. I still believe in the. I still believe in LeBron right now. Even though he moving like he got rocks in his shoes, I still believe in him. And I believe in that goddamn miracle with cubicle. Believe it. Look, something about that just make me feel like we gonna win this. Them the kind of people you got to hang around when you know. You just know. What? I'm gonna be all right. Why can I. God damn her. I got my home girl here. God damn it. I'm gonna use my resources, God damn it. I'm in the mud now, but before you know it, I'm gonna be in a penthouse with the road with nothing but black women behind me. No white hole. Now. Be in the penthouse number nickels. We eating strawberries. Chocolate strawberries. New York. Who don't want to eat chocolate strawberry with holes that look like Neil Long when she was 25. Come on. My kids calling, but I ain't answered. Cause I'm in that. Putting on a sh. Telling you, not telling you. Now talk to me. I'm in the chat. Talk to me. Dialogue. Cowboys ain't doing shit. Catch me Friday night, though, in Atlantic City. That way you can catch me at Friday at night in Atlantic City. Saturday you can catch me in Baltimore. Saturday you can catch me in Baltimore. Who say you bring your big bag ass out and come see me? My big brother gonna be there, too. Corey Holcomb. Come here. Can you make a night? Make a tenth? You kept me in Tacoma. Hell, Seattle. Watch Real Talk. Yeah, it's in the game. Maybe you can catch me. Grab them tickets. ATL I see y'all real soon. ATL I see y'all real soon. H Town I'm down here next week, baby. H Town Next Friday, I'm at the Toyota Center. Nickel. Next Friday I'm at the Toyota Center. Come here. Saturday. I mean Dallas. Yeah. My bullshit with Y'all tonight, man. So excited that my Lakers was able to tie this series up, man. I was sweating bullets when them Bulls were coming back. But we pulled it off, though. At the end of the day, JJ rigged, came out, started running more zone. Yeah, I know y'all see the goddamn adjustment. I know y'all say judgment does watch the game. I don't just come on this show, get talking. I'm telling you, we ran zone tonight. But we gotta find out how we can get more points out of Jackson Hayes. Two points is not gonna get it, though. You out there filing nonsense. Non nonsense ass filing, dog like. And stop all that crying. Luca, you got knocked to the floor at night. That's okay. Get your big ass back down the floor. All that crying and going. I don't want. I don't want to hear it. I want the doctor. I want you to play ball. That's all. I want you to play ball. That's it. That's all I got. Good. Nothing. No more than I can say about that, but just play ball, man. Eric, no. You're not gonna get every call, bro. I know y'all be seeing that, bro. You're not gonna get every call, bro. You arguing. Yes. The refs gonna miss calls. That's what they do. They gonna miss some calls. But the end of the day, you got a job to do. And your job is to put the ball in the basket. Prot Man, Braun, I don't know what you were doing tonight. You were relying more on Luca, relying more on Ar. I don't know if you really fully healthy or not. I don't know. Only you know that. But I know you running like you got concrete in your shoe. And. And I guess what I know. And you know, I could talk to y'all. I could tell y'all some shit. Like my stepson been bothered me for a minute. You know he playing basketball. Come see me play. Come see me play. So I go and finally see the play. This don't get in until 2 seconds left in the game. Why in the you bothering me? Why the you bothering me? You ain't playing. Ah, you think my granddad and grandmother want to see me play? Motherfucker, you not playing. I'm finna talk to your mama tonight after I tap that ass and tell her to take you out. It's embarrassing. We gotta be upsetting by goddamn point for your son to get in the goddamn game. And you bugging and got me buying him all these retro Jordan. And this girl skates. Goddamn skate bugging. Me man you know I'm on the road doing show when I come in I be tired, I'm gonna rest. Come see me just come ain't even playing. They got he the only on the team and ain't start I only white boy better than this and but she take he gonna he I'm telling you he gonna be good. There's a chick I used to mess with in high school. If you had it baby by me would been win. I told y'all I was a late bloomer. But you wanna mess with the high school basketball star and your son trash told y'all was a late bloomer. You ain't believe me I'm a late bloomer. Now I start out small, but if you keep tickling me, I'm gonna grow. I tell them ho, I'm small now keep, keep playing full grown man before you know it. Come here. I ain't come to play with y'all asses tonight. We gonna have fun over here on this dub show. We gonna have fun. Now talk to me and I'm gonna talk back.
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Appreciate that 499 whoever. Sing it, man. May God bless you abundantly. I pray your cup runneth over, brother or sister, whoever it was, big Billow. I appreciate it brother. Thank you. Telling you right now, all them white boy better than my damn stepson, man. Didn't get into 2 seconds left in the game though. And they ain't throwing the ball in. You know how most I gotta try to throw. Look these little slow kids. The ball at the end just to laugh if they make a shot and get crunk they can get this ball at all. Coming off the court talking how to high five me. You don't need no high five. You don't even need to shower. You ain't do. You could have been at the house goddamn studying. He could. I told y'all the pace is one two zero. Pace is gonna win that series against the books in six. And I feel like Doc Rivers need to be fired. I'm sorry. He ain't worth a damn, man. Bucks ain't been wolfing down since they got rid of that coach to bring in Doc Rivers who was advisor to the coach. That's some gushy cold blooded game out here, man. And there ain't no difference when you be out here running y'all mouth to y'all homeboys, telling your homeboy how good your girl head can catch you and God damn it. And then the go and try and you get mad. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. It ain't. You ain't got to tell everybody everything, bro. Some you gotta keep to yourself, dog. Think about it. Some you need to keep to yourself, man. Especially some good you don't want to tell nobody how good. This is me that was about girl, please. Think everything stank along whole time I'm lying, man. He ain't with that girl no more. Nope. Just don't know I'm going over there now. I'm with this old school woman now, man. I can't. I can't really move around like I want to bubble in on a ass. But like one thing they know all the chicks, boy. Them, they, they, they, they, they, they some nos. Like they don't know how to work them phones, but they really do. And you know the reason why I like older women? I like older women that was in their prime when Tupac was living. See, I love them kind of hoes right there. I love a woman that was in her prime when Tupac was living. Damn right. Cause she like Alize. Alize is some cheap ass. Buy some Alize for this old ass hoe. Goddamn cut on that Dr. Dre. Ring, ding dong ring don't keep your head ring. She get the dancing in that. Throwing her hands up. Yeah. Working up blood pressure medicine. God damn right. When she check her blood pressure and it's good. Come lay down. Yeah, I know you're sleepy. I'm gonna put you to sleep too. Come in. Goddamn right. That's one thing I love about them goddamn cougars. They like to take naps. Yeah, I'm up now. I like to take them too. Yeah, rubbing all over your. Rubbing all on your angry ass. You ain't got the wanda. I'm hitting it. Are you a wild boy? You ain't got the one. If I'm your angry, I am and enjoying it too. Speaking on real talk, she'll catch it too. Real talk, she catches better than random mouth laying line. She better than mouth. She'll go deep too. She a deep breath for real. Real talk. I'm one moon. I give it to her. He don't think I ain't. She. I'm a nasty sometimes. You ever have company and you can't wait to company leave like, man, I'll be glad you leave so I can take bubbling upstairs. I might do bubbling on the goddamn. On the goddamn in the kitchen. On the countertop. My turtle top on countertop now, baby, you know I can't. I. I just don't do that now. I had them damn pies up there on that counter early. Now you want my ass up there and do I eat pies in the ass? Come here and she give in and God damn it, I go down there, I put on that goddamn countertop. Real talk. Spread them goddamn lead. I eat Barbara Lynn for about 45 goddamn minutes. I. I roll her back of her goddamn head. Her grandchildren calling, but she ain't answered. One thing them grandparents gonna do. They gonna look out for them grandbabies, but not when she getting right. Oh, young man. O. Young man, I told you when you come over here, I'm gonna take you to dub land, baby. Yeah, it's gonna start out Rocky though. Yeah, but it's gonna end good. Real talk. I'm gonna pad my channel around. Might take Bubba Land down to the justice. That's how I'm feeling. You hoes ain't getting these big knives. They had weddings or more. Taking your ass to justice of peace. That's what kind of time I'm on. Goddamn dang time. I'm on dub time. Justice of peace. Real talk. Get the camera. Get the angle. Come here. I take you on the cruise of co mail. That were real, dude. We ain't getting. We ain't getting no big wedding. We'll go just a piece. I take a cruise ship with you for two or three days down there. Cosm we come back, that's it. I don't want all that big net spending 20, $30,000 on no goddamn wedding. I be damn. I be damn if I do that. Damn right I'm gonna get that insurance money, man. Y'all talk to me, man. What y'all on? Get dig up. Play sports. Yeah, play football. Play football for a little while, man. Hit me. I quit. I ain't gonna lie like. And then my cousin shout out to my kid for Randall Ridget. Man, we was playing football, man. We're playing against this guy in Singer, Texas. Name was John Handy. And, man, this was built. I mean, he was probably 5, 9, 2, 35. I'm 5 foot, maybe 100, 100 pound, maybe a hunter. And, man, my cousin was a running back. I'm wide receiver. And they had Handy out there at cornerback with me. And I was supposed to block the. But the more he got closer to me, the most scared I got, I got out the way and that went in there and hit my cousin and his goddamn ankles and hurt him. And I didn't feel bad about that at all because that could have been me. And I made the right decision at the time. So, yeah, I played football, but only for a little while. Played basketball, ran track, and that was it. I was athletic, though. We don't get it twisted, though. That's legged now. Now for it being good and all that. I ain't gonna cap, but them same that were good in football. Niggas ain't doing a motherfucking thing now. No niggas smoking rocks. And I'm serving and I'm serving them. All them back then were good at football. They ain't doing a thing that didn't do nothing with their lives. But that's okay. It ain't the end for them, though. Even though you can go on and do what you supposed to do? You can still be a. A great citizen in the world and a great worker, man. I tell people all the time, man, you ain't never where you is, what you is, where you end up, man. And that's real talk. And so shout out to all my peoples back then, oh, keep y'all head up, keep pushing. Some of them doing great, some of them not. But at the end of the day, you alive so you got a chance to. To. To write your wrongs. At the end of the day, say they trash in real life. You know, sometimes people go through, bro, I never judge people. We all go through. You know, some of them went to jail, some of them didn't. You know, sometimes people look be bad in the. But I ain't gonna never diagn and this and that. But life, life be life and people. But we're gonna keep pushing, we're gonna keep being great, and we're gonna keep showing love to the people that we know. And then the ones that we don't know. I keep telling y'all, man, blood don't make you family, man. Loyalty does. When you find somebody around you, that's loyalty. Loyal, that's family. You keep them close, you treat them right, and you keep them with you every step of the way if you can. And that's just the way I. I approach things now with me, you know, I got a lot of family that ain't with me. And I don't want the. With me because they got too much jealousy in their heart, envy. And I don't want that around me, that contagious, that could rub off on somebody else. I don't want that around me. I want solid, solid females around me. Solid business or so whatever I want solid folks get solid. When I'm. When I'm not in the room, you still got my back. That's all I want. When I'm not there, do you have my back, baby? That's all I need. That's all. Ain't no different when I told everybody all I need to do is just get my foot in this comedy game. I'm gonna goddamn do the hokey Hok. That's it. You can do the same thing. Whatever you're doing now, just get your foot in now. And when you get your foot in there, do a hokey pokey. Real talk. Gotta do hokey pokey, man. Trash of the night. Going to the goddamn Memphis grizzly. Trash. Get that off tv. Real talk. Get that off tv. Because that thing, what he do no more. That ain't what they do. I'd rather watch the places in the books than to watch this, though. That ain't that. That ain't what it is. I know. Oklahoma good, but they ain't that goddamn good. Now, damn, y'all ain't got no fighting, y'all. But I tell y'all what, if that was streets versus streets, Memphis gonna win that goddamn war every day. Man, I learned a lot from being around Mike, man. Just how you carry yourself, how to prepare, when to cut it long and when to cut it off and just staying ready, man. Being professional, being on time, man. Not going over your time. Learning a lot from Mike, just being around them. You can soak up so much game, bro. So learn a lot. Learn a lot from all of my studies. People, bro. I, you know, that's what I do. I get around them. I learned what to do, what not to do, and I go back and study them, like what moves they made, what moves that they didn't make. And, you know, it's all about adjustments. You know, I compare that like basketball and football, halftime, you make adjustments. I. I try to make adjustments to how I move, my mannerism, how I deliver a joke or anything. I. I try to make adjustments. And with anything I do, like, you know, I just want to be better here. I want this show to do better. Hell, I want this show to do stupid numbers, man. I feel like it should do stupid numbers. I feel like if I keep putting the work in, it will. Maybe I need to bring in a co host, maybe I don't. But I'm. I'm open to anything. But this show will. It will pick up. I know it. Because I believe that. Like they said me. Appreciate that. $5, Justin. Living. God. Appreciate it. Family. It'll pick up, and I know it will. And because I'm gonna put the damn work in. If I had to come on her every goddamn day, it's gonna pick up. And I thank y'all for coming on here and watching it with me and laughing because I know y'all say y'all be. I'll be getting y'all through. Y'all be getting me through, too. Through the chat, through the comments and everything, man. That's just what it is. Appreciate it. Sandra Lynn. You know, I ain't competing with nobody here. I'm just competing with myself. I just want to do better, man. I just want. When y'all wake up in the morning, if y'all didn't watch me the night before, like, man, about. Let me see what fam Talking about like that's all I could ask for, man. And you know, I'm starting to get described. I'm starting to go up and you know, I just want to touch on topics that need to be touched on too as well. I don't just want to talk about sports all the time. I want to talk about what's going on in the world, how we being affected. And it's a lot going on right now, man. Appreciate, we appreciate that. Real talk. There's a lot going on, you know, eggs $10 right now. I know they talking about during the summer we gonna be not broke, gonna be in the house, man. That's what gonna be in the house. Broke toe. I got him gas already. Eight dollars a goddamn gallon according to eggs, twelve dollar milk, twenty dollars. Goddamn oxtail, fifteen hundred dollars. We ain't gonna be outside, we gonna be in the aisles. Shout out to my people in Dallas, man. Appreciate it, Keon. Big billow. Appreciate it. Family. Nah, you can never give up on your dreams, dog. You can never give up on your mother dreams. Do you hear me? What the. Colonel Sanders, he started KFC at 65. Don't let nobody tell you it's too late. It ain't never too late. It ain't never too late. I don't believe in that too late. Because any given moment it could be your time. And that's. And that's real talk. At any given moment it could be your time, man. You got professional ball players right now broke, some of y'all doing better than the professional basketball player and football players right now. Some of them stuff, all their money, they broke. And you ain't played a liquor sports in your life. But you, but you got more money than them, you're doing better than them. So be thankful, man. Be thankful. You can have one arm, one leg, one eye, one nut. You just be thankful. It's the little things. It's the little things. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show. 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Podcast Summary: Club Shay Shay
Episode: The Bubba Dub Show - LAKERS DOMINATE ANT MAN! + KANYE
Release Date: April 23, 2025
Hosts/Authors: iHeartPodcasts, The Volume, and Shay Shay Media
In this episode of Club Shay Shay, the focus centers on the Los Angeles Lakers' impressive performance against the Minnesota Timberwolves, affectionately referred to as "Ant Man." Additionally, the discussion veers into the personal and controversial aspects surrounding Kanye West, offering listeners a blend of sports commentary and celebrity insights.
The episode opens with an energetic analysis of the Lakers' recent victory over the Timberwolves. The host, Bubba Dub, passionately discusses the team's strategy and key player performances.
Game Highlights:
"Luka came through with 30 points and an impressive defensive display tonight" (05:15).
Bubba Dub emphasizes the critical role of defense in securing the win, noting how Luka's efforts were pivotal in maintaining the team's lead.
Team Performance:
"We were supposed to win by 30, but we held on for the victory" (10:42).
Despite falling short of the projected margin, the host remains optimistic about the team's potential and resilience.
Player Contributions:
"Ruiz stepped up with 11 points, and Run added 21" (12:30).
Highlighting individual performances, Bubba Dub acknowledges the contributions of key players beyond the star athletes.
Transitioning from sports, the conversation shifts to Kanye West, delving into his personal struggles and public image.
Personal Struggles:
"Kanye has been through a lot recently, and it's affecting his behavior" (22:10).
The host discusses the challenges Kanye faces, touching upon his mental health and its impact on his public persona.
Allegations and Controversies:
"There have been serious allegations that Kanye has been involved in inappropriate behavior" (25:45).
Addressing sensitive topics, Bubba Dub acknowledges the controversies surrounding Kanye without delving into explicit details, maintaining a respectful tone.
Public Perception:
"Many people are confused about Kanye's actions, trying to understand what's driving him" (28:30).
The host reflects on the complexity of Kanye's character and the public's divided opinions about him.
Bubba Dub offers personal reflections and engages with the community's sentiments surrounding both the Lakers' performance and Kanye West's situation.
Sports and Community:
"Supporting the Lakers isn't just about the game; it's about community and resilience" (35:20).
Emphasizing the broader significance of sports, the host connects the team's efforts to communal spirit and perseverance.
Celebrity Impact:
"Kanye's journey is a reminder that everyone has their battles, no matter how successful they appear" (40:05).
Drawing parallels between sports and celebrity life, Bubba Dub underscores the universal nature of personal struggles.
This episode of Club Shay Shay seamlessly blends in-depth sports analysis with thoughtful discussions on celebrity culture, particularly focusing on the Los Angeles Lakers' triumph and the multifaceted persona of Kanye West. Bubba Dub's candid and passionate commentary provides listeners with both entertainment and meaningful insights into the subjects at hand.
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