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The Bubba Dub Show - Los Angeles Lakers Clinch Playoff spot! Luka scored 45! What a good time to be alive!! Lakers in 5!!!
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The volume. God damn it. Come on in. Come on in. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. When you subscribe, make sure you keep your notifications turned on. Doing something a little different here now. People come in. Yeah, go ahead. Let you know right now. The show being presented by prize picks. Right there on the right hand. Right? Come here. Right there. John, download my promo code. Yeah, put it in Trash. Two H's. Tell you what, when you do that, when you download prize picks and use my promo code, trash, put the two H's. You. You put $10 in, they gonna give you 50. But I'm gonna give you $50 personally for me. Do that for you, boy. Cause you already know how I'm feeling tonight. I'm feeling real motherfucking good. Yeah. It was a reunion. It was a reunion for Miracle Whip Luca tonight. Oh, thought that white boy with MJ tonight, bro. If I came, I got the gate. Nico Pill. I'm a Bentley nickel. You gonna trade me like I was a Chevy Caprice nickel. Luca came out from the gate on fire. First quarter, 11 points, man. Catch his shoot. Come here. Going to the hole. Game five. Come here. Was emotional night for Miracle Whip Luca. Finally back in Dallas, where he got traded. Drafted in 2018. Took him to the final last year. Lost to the Boston Celtics. Blockbuster traeg about a month and a half ago. Shook the world. Shook up the whole motherfucking world. I was down and I was down and out. I didn't know where my Lakers were going. But God said, don't worry, we got Nico over there. And he sunked us. Luka and Luka been the best thing happened to the Lakers in about three or four years since we won that bubble ring. But let me tell y'all something tonight, man, Luka had it on his mind. Had it on his chest. He was already pissed off last night about what happened to okc, how they threw him out the game. That was bs. So he came out tonight, making the point. Give me the ball early. Let me be aggressive when you do. You know how you got to be aggressive when you had nothing in a while and you got a little old look. Old mama over there, you know, she look. She look old. Wait, you normally gonna do it. You've been. You've been knocking down eights lately. But she a good three. Comfortable, God damn it to Merchant, but I don't give a damn. Come here, big girl. Come here. Sometimes you ain't got time, you see? Gonna find pretty women. You want to talk to them. They want to talk. Talk. Get the number. It's Shane. Text message take a lot of time. You get them goddamn three bits, then you. You leaving with them the same night. Don't you got your homeboy? What you gonna do? I'm gonna go to the crib. I bet shaky. I'm blowing her little chubby phone up. Where's still loud with my girl. Milk and cookies at my crib. Oh, yeah. Lights running water. Bitch come in. Let's get diving this. That's what you can do with them three pieces. Them eights, nines and tens. It take a little long over them unless your money, right? And guess what? I ain't drinking stack. Yeah, you fine. But I don't want to give you no dime either. Never got a bad bitch in my phone. But I'm hungry. What they do that is give me your money and give me a three piece. I'm good. Yell from tail. Nfc, amc, NBC, Lakers and five Nuke. Been telling y'all all your Los Angeles Lakers gonna make a splash. They made it. Yeah. And I ain't talking about Walker splash. I'm talking about the big splash. Come here. I gotta hit Sauce Walker Strip Club up, too. I heard this off the chain down here in H town, and I'm fucking up. And I want special privileges, too. I don't give a damn about nobody else. When I come up, get bookie Nicky. Yeah. You'll be sitting there, little bottle girl around here. Bring me no bottle either. Trying to charge me 500 for a small bottle of dumb Julio. Who you think you fooling? All these lounges, restaurants. Look balladown Julio Cop 35 in the regular stove. You go up there to them lounges. They want 400. Nil. Nigga, I'm drunk before I fall in this. Do you hear me? The best thing going is the food. Come here. Yeah. Crispy tenders. Come here. Spicy. Come here. Don't forget the hot sauce. Come on. This way. They get you. You want some water? Bottle, water. $15. Swallow my own spit before I goddamn spend 15. Or for a bottle. What? Back to the game, though, man. I'm gonna be honest. Lakers struggle with the maps tonight. I'm gonna be honest. Game shouldn't even been close as it was in the beginning. But the Mavs were fighting. They fighting to the very end. Until LeBron James killed him. Old man put up 27 points tonight. Had about 12, 13 points in the fourth quarter. He's the closer. Why? Because he could goddamn goat all of y'all. A lot of y'all like to talk about Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt just trash. Ain't got shit on his daddy. I'm riding with Jeff Gordon. I don't hear them by Dale Earnhardt no. Goddamn. Bro. It's just cold bank. Darren Earnhardt Jr. Ain't worth a daniel and y'all know it. The white folks. How he know about that? Nascar? Cause I know about nascar. Niggas like to drive fast cars because the police be chasing us. That's I know. Don't argue with me either. I'm on one feeling good. Lake Dirty spot boy got me a massage today from no Chinese ladies. Spit game to a guy in the motherfucking ear too. Yo. You went black and. Yeah. Yeah. I come back like long time. You goddamn right you gonna love me a long time. Cause I ain't paying no 115 for no 30 mini massage. No goddamn MO. Looks hung me. I want them free from now on out. Yeah. When y'all coming to the Chinese spots? Y'all see that little. That rubbing on my feet? Mind your business. Dub. You're a freak. I'll be on big freak. Do you hear me? I get down and I get. Yeah. You coming together. No playing days over like I told you. Man. You have been talking and we've been texting and you've been saying this to me. I've been saying this to you. And when you come around me. You ain't got nothing to say. Shouldn't you? You show me the goddamn star you was in them text messages or the fight is on. Get you all cap. Send me my goddamn $175 back worth of meals I can pay for on cash out for you being nice. Baby. Little lunch on me today. You know I'm showing out a little bit. I'm trying to get the vagina. So I'm showing out. I'm dating out of here. Come from. So when you come around me. You feeling real comfortable. I like dog. You don't mind buying me some meat. Some little Nikes. Little vapor max. Come here. 200. They ain't said to a. Come here. I'm trusting a little bit. Little bit to get one. Damn. When I giggle. Goddamn. You already know when I giggle. What I done done. What you gonna do? Done done Took one knee. Come here. I know all up. Yeah. Left stroke. The death stroke. Biggie boas. Biggie boy. I'm cheating. Goddamn. Like right here. I'll pop this something. 4 gallons of water behind it. If not you gonna die. You gots to drink water behind the Goddamn hole. When you take it, God damn it, go kind of cool. Now she gonna be looking at you when you're hitting her from the back like, what's done God in you. She. You know what? You know I'm a label. When I make the kill, I don't just eat you there. I like to take you up into the trees of high. Yeah, and save you for later. That' how y'all feeling tonight? God damn. Every time the Lakers win. God damn it. Just do something to my soul. Do something to my body around him. Trump ain't put that goddamn pen down yet. Since he been in office, that motherfucker been signing every goddamn thing. Signing for the Mexicans to go back. Well, that's the case, Trump. Sign something for your wife. Cause she illegal, too. That woman ain't don't know no goddamn English. Gets up there, bitch, you don't know no sign language. You know he put parents on every goddamn thing except for weed. Don't you put it on that goddamn green Trump. These goddamn same people that voted Trump in right now, they mad he tricked them. See, that's it. That's what a clown do. Look at y'all. Duh. You hypocrite. You were going for N words, but soon as you start fucking up, I'm turning against you. When the white women start turning against you. And you know they love Trump, the motherfucking white women ain't happy with, they going home, they hubbing every night. Them white hoes ain't giving up no head. They ain't giving up no anal. They finna get Donald Trump up out of that. Might be in love angle. They love angle and they love taking their dog. Honey, Trump coming in between that angle and them dog. Let me tell you some white man love money. He love control and he love that goddamn dog. That white man key behind that goddamn dog. Do you hear me? You won't come between no white man. You can take all the money. You can take everything. But that dog remains there. Tell me I'm lying. Damn him. Lying dog got them 101 Dalmatians. Goddamn dog. This goddamn tall, he won't move. He watching you. Every little step you take is taken. Us niggas, our dogs ain't finna pay for us. And we barely feed the goddamn dog, our dog be biting us. You ever seen a out in the park, dog is turning around, come down, that dog don't like him. He don't feed him. Them white people, dogs do tricks for him. Oh, that Miss Mary walk that dog. That Dog, you throw a Frisbee, he'll go get it. You throw that black dog a Frisbee, that black dog got like a diabetic. He ain't going no damn. Well. Legs hurt. Oh, yeah? Tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying. I know what y'all thinking. Goddamn. Doug go from sports, then you go to him. You. I'll take you everywhere. You on a ride with me. You want to ride with me. Believe that, Jack. And I know y'all. I heard about that ship down here in H town. Othello, I think. Othello, homes, you nasty. Summer out here doing nasty to the food. Yeah, I used to work at Cultures restaurant. Othello home, look him up doing nasty. Took in your tonsils, and, man, you nasty. Now, I know a bunch of nasty in my life, like my uncle, he used to open the fridge door, fart and close the door. That's a nasty mother. Real talk, but on that low, you going to jail. You going to the beach. Man, they. They found his phone here on age girls and all kind of nasty. Dug is a. Is a demon, man. Dude is a demon, man. The spot culture get nasty. You know how nasty you got to be for a chicken to call on you? Chickens and. And witness protection down here in H town behind running from that goddamn dude. He was out here. The food, the chicken. You got chickens in the witness protection wearing wigs. I ain't never seen no like that, fam. Soon as your fellow go to the prison. I was a chef. So that mean you know how to toss a salad. Yeah, you was a chef, so that mean you know how to toss salad. Come. You the big boys in the waiting, and they ain't gonna say big boy. There's some little in my size in jail right now. Will run that up in your commitment when they running up in you, too. They listen to authentic. Come here. Don't be crying. Come here. You good cooking ass, you. You want to play with people food. That's nasty, dog. They gonna play with you in their penitentiary, too. Ben Dover. Othello, we want it. If it won't fit them enough, we'll force it. Damn, you big bad. Some like you, you had uncontrollable urges. Well, them in there got uncontrollable urges. They ain't never coming home. And God damn it, you looking like Britney Spears to him right now. Come here. But. Go stop all this nasty pornification. Nasty. Y'all doing good. Lord watches out. Some of you sit up on here on these social media, cry And God, please hear me. And he help y'all retarded. And then you go out there and shoot seven people. You rotten son. I watch my own family members go to jail. Bam. When I come home, I'm gonna give God all my time. As soon as you come home, you gonna do none of this shit. You said he watching. Yeah. When you was in the sale, crying, praying to come home each and every day, he blessed you to come home, too. Bless you with a job, bless you with a house, bless you with a car. Bless you with breath or fresh. I don't wake up every morning. And now you can't even give him praise. Trash go to jail again, they gonna bury you in there. Just telling you the truth of what we do. And I ain't just talking about y'all. I'm talking about myself. We do stuff. We do, we ask God for. And then when it comes down to it, we gonna hold up our end of the. Oh, yeah. Some of us get too high and mighty for the good Lord. Yeah. Think you don't need him transition to hit your ass all of a sudden. Now God help me, don't call him now. Don't call him now. He. I used to do backwards, too. Never would go to church, never would give God time. Going on a job interview. Then all of a sudden, then I want to play gospel music. Still didn't get the job. I done all this shit. Done a whole lot of bogus shit in my lifetime. But I didn't lick it. It paid me. I kept going. I said, father God, you know I'm a sinner. I am a sinner, but I want to do right in the wrong world. I'm finding out all kinds of shit my grandma got on a dating site. Yeah, that's what the grandma is on a dating site. Her name is Still Got Grip. I thought it was fake. I had to click on the. She only eating a goddamn popsicle. Old ass. I said, grandma, you old ahead. Don't matter how old the engine is, as long as it's still purr nil. If I wasn't getting her check, I put her ass in the nursing home. Because soon as you put your people in the nursing home, they gonna get all them funds. I'm milking granny right now. Everybody think I'm taking good care of them and ain't I'm gonna get 12 bands a month. Yeah, God damn right I'm getting no. If y'all wonder why I got all these car, all these rounds, all these dime. It's coming from Granny. Chick, come here. Damn. Going to the strip club. I'm going to the Dodge game late on the night. Goddamn. I'm getting off on Granny. Yeah. Andy Nip. Could have been y'all. Y'all didn't want him. Y'all ain't want Granny in your house. God damn it. I took her in. She with me now Real. She ain't gotta worry about nothing. Got one more little hole. Watch out. Watch out while I go out here and do what I do. Yeah, I like. I love watching your grand. I know you do, pumpkin. Like that money I'm giving you? Yeah. Come here. Come here. Ain't had no job no way. See, 800amonth is what I'm giving them. Come here. I thought y'all thinking you a cheap. It don't. It don't. It don't take much to. It don't take much to impress a broke. I'm talking. I got one of the broken baggage. Never make 800amonth. Do something cool. Who am I? Y'all see, I put Granny down 9 o'clock every night. I got rest of the thing night to do without. Boy being a putting in. Come here. Yeah, I mean, some cutting last night, too. Come here. Nothing like that cut it. But that couldn't make you wake up early and just smile. What the you smile at, dog? Just. Just smiling. When that good old cut it. You had a good old cutie on your face. You ever had a good cutter? When you leave a spot, you riding back home, You. Yeah, I took some food, baby. You still on me, boy. You silly. Yeah. Tricks you for kids. I'm a grown man, boy. Do what they can. Men do what they want. Come here. A lot of you women with Lord with a real like. I'm honest. I'm up front with you, baby. Yes, you. Damn. I can't live. I got to get home. How y'all feeling? Man, we got 965 people on that motherfucker. Trash ought to be 9,000. I hit that like button for your boy, man. Y'all make sure y'all share this episode, man. They sleeping on your bubble. God damn it. Long as they sleeping, I'm gonna keep working. I'm gonna turn that 965 into 9,000 and about two or three goddamn months. Come here. I'm gonna keep working. As long as I keep working, y'all keep coming on here supporting me. I'm gonna keep coming on here giving y'all this fire ass content. And I'm gonna keep goddamn motivating y'all. Too. Keep going. You ain't doing enough for me. I ain't doing enough for myself. And y'all ain't doing enough. Let's do more. I ain't talking about watching me and all that. I'm talking about what you're doing in your life. Whatever you're doing in your life, do more of it. Long as it positive do more. If you're getting 80 hours a week, see can you get 80 damage tax season, it's time to eat. Stop bullshitting. It's time to come up. That's what we gonna do. We're gonna come up, baby. We gonna come up together. We gonna shine together. Yeah. We ain't doing no hate when the other team is marching down the field. We gon and God damn it, when it's our time, y'all better do the same thing. They don't like it when you walk. They got to be the only ones going touchdown. Well, sometimes you can't score touchdown. My sometimes you got to kick big or goals. Can you go that? Tell me what I just told y'all. Everybody can't score touchdown. Somebody got to keep field goals. Can I get an amen to hurt? A night started with a around, now I got kid. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Appreciate that, June 662. Appreciate it from the bottom of my mother heart. We will rise. We will rise. All you gotta do is bleed. This right here is a terrible thing to lose. Don't never let nobody take this shit from you. If you know right from wrong, you got it going on. Never let nobody take this from you, ever. Whatever you thinking, it can happen. Just got to put the work in. It's gonna happen for you, I promise you. Yeah, you probably think you're in a bad position right now and somebody done being in the worst position than you and they thriving right now. Yeah, everybody got a role to play. Even in the beehive, the queen, everybody got a role to play. If the bees and the birds and the whales and the animals playing they role, that means us human beings gotta play our role, too. Got some people on your team right now. They supposed to catch the ball and pass it, but now they want to take jump shot. They want to be seen by the pretty girls too. But they ain't for you. Ugly don't bring it all. You get a little money now, buy a little chain and all that, all of a sudden you think you hands not want to do it, play a role. Been eating table food too. Fast. Keep them on the baby food, ladies, or the. Or the kitty just a little bit longer when you give them table food. Cause the table food, it's different. You know, it's different processed food now, it ain't everything don't taste the same. Milk don't taste the same. Eggs don't taste. It's been Tampa chicken steroids. It's been pampered. But I got the. I got the real food. The food with life, yo. Eat the real food out there in the soil. Eat a red beans. I'm a got chickens running around. I mean, I got chicken and I got eggs, huh? And I got a couple of cows. Now, I got some beef. Come here. Cup of dairy cow. Come here. You understand what I'm telling you right now? We can do it on our own. Off the land, getting your money. Buy you some land, Charmaine. Appreciate it. Buy you some land. Now they can't stop you now. You can go and buy you a trailer or buy you some homes and put on your land and build. We gonna use this. I'm gonna help you use. Somebody help me. Goddamn. I'm gonna help y'all. We all in this together. Any questions you got for me, you can DM me bubble dub 94 on IG. DM me. I respond. Long as you talking, right, with respect and positivity, God damn it, I will respond. Same way I respond to them hoes. The same way I respond to y'all. No, I'm just joking, but that's my time. Peace and love. I'm out one. The volume.