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Vision. Come here, Earl Campbell. Come here. Ricky Williams. Come here. Chris Seals. Come in. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. College football game was tonight. You had Ohio State versus Texas. Longhorn, good game, but Ohio State was a little bit too much for him. Like I told y'all, I told y'all Ohio State was gonna beat Texas. Y'all ain't want to listen to me, especially my people down here in Texas. Man, I don't know what you talking about. How you gonna be from Texas and not go for Texas? Stop it. I don't. I don't want to hear Ohio State just a better team, y'all. And like I say, how your state bigger team. But let me. Let me get into some more deeper. Longhorns got a problem at quarterback. I like yours, but you got Archie Manning over there. You can't sit up here and tell me right now. A lot of the fans, a lot of the people right now that watch that game feel like if Archie would have played that game, y'all would have won. I'm telling you, they got a problem right now down there in Austin, Texas, and it will be addressed this summer. I'm just saying right now, you want you or you want Archie. I guarantee you, 75% of the people don't want Archie, man. Who is Uncle Eli and Peyton, that's a motherfucking man. And you got him on the bench. Stop it. Telling you right now it's gonna be a problem this summer. I don't care what they say or how everything is good. They lying motherfuckers. Feel like right now, if Archie Manning would have played, they would have beat Ohio State. I don't believe that, but I think it would have been a bigger game, but I don't believe that. I honestly just feel like Ohio State just a better team now. Ohio State, they are getting ready to go on in the national championship and play Rudy. Oh, yeah, they playing Notre Dame. You know, last night was A game, too. You know, Penn State and Notre Dame. Oh, yeah. Rudy knocked the Jerry Sandusky out. Penn State last night. Good game, by the way. But I'm glad Ruby won. I don't want nothing good coming to goddamn Penn State for the next 15 years. The way Jerry Sandusky was rubbing on them goddamn lacrosse players. You were rubbing on no cross player. How them white women be rubbing on them little ass dolls that they be dressing up rubbing on. I'm not bullshitting you. They had to call the laws on Jerry Sandusky to get him up to that damn university. Every day and night. They said that goddamn Brown Escalade or Jerry Sandusky were back then up there at the athletic department. I'm not bullshitting y'all. These are facts. When they seen that damn Brown Escalade, they knew what time it was a picture. You riding down the road in Penn State. If you know, bring up there. It's a wonderful university, by the way. If you get riding down the road, God, that's a big school. You get rid and you can happen to look to your left. If you see that Brown Escalade, you know it's about to go down. Peace up for the boys. Oh, yeah. Goddamn Jerry said dusky. Yeah, boy, he's a trauma. They say that was a trauma. That boy. They wasn't getting little seasons. They were getting dominoes. Rainbow signal. They were getting domino bread sticks. Three legal circles. Oh, y'all want to go ahead? Oh, y'all go ahead, go home early. We ever want to stay getting passing grades. Jerry Sandusky was up there getting off his wife and them calling looking for him on the voicemail. And he get home knowing why, won't lie. God damn it, Jerry. Why every night? Every Wednesday night you're late. What's going on? Me and the guys up there just playing pool, babe, you know, time just get carried away when you playing pool with the boys, you know. Hey, but I'm here now, though. What's up? Yeah, that's how the play. I ain't bullshitting y'all. I'm telling y'all facts. Y'all. I'm glad Noah dang be Penn State for them very reasons right there. No, Penn State is some symptoms. I don't like sandals. Even though I'm a single myself. I don't like singles either. Pizza party, then Penn State Peace Department go up, Stampede State. So the national championship gonna be Notre Dame in Ohio State. I'm going Ohio State, y'all put y'all picture in right now. No. Good. Damn. Ohio State. I'm going for Ohio State. But I won't address the elephant in the room that's been going around in the sports world for the whole week. Everybody been having their ifs and this and that about Joy Taylor. Oh, she slept her way to the top. Let me tell you something, Joy Taylor. If you want to share your milk and cookies, share your milk and cookies. Y'all seen the milk and the cookies she got? Y'all mad at that woman for doing what she gotta do. Y'all mind y'all business. Some of y'all men jumping on her. I can't believe she doing all that. Your girl doing it right now, and she at McDonald's. She ain't. She ain't getting this kind of money. George Taylor, your girl right now, giving it up right now for free. But y'all want to disown Joy Taylor for what she did. Allegedly, man. Y'all need to mind y'all business. I think it's a beautiful thing that she. That she agreed with her supervisor, her boss, for these kind of things. It don't bother me. That don't bother me one bit. And that would lock. You shut your mouth. I'm gonna give you some cat. Only a prostitute and a sick individual gonna lay down and give fat with locks and tat. Ain't nobody laying down with your motherfucking ass, and you know it, Otis. Ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, and you know it. You running around here on your podcast talking about you knew better. You knew better than get turned down. That's why you ain't had no shot with Joy to stop it. Joy Taylor want to lay down with you, boy. It's a lot going on right now. This funny to me, though. This funny. Oh, my God. I can't believe she slept with this guy, man. It ain't the first time, and it ain't gonna be the last. It ain't. I don't blame whoever it was. I don't blame him. Hell, I want it right now. Me and ask yourself right now, Joy Taylor, come into your room right now, wherever you at, and give you some. Is you gonna take it, yes or no. Keep it. I don't give a damn about this being no workplace. We break rules every day. I ain't gonna be smoking weed at work, but I'm smoking. So you mean, tell me you gonna turn down this beautiful woman, you gonna turn it out? Ain't no way a that fine at work. I'm going to work early. Y'all know I ain't lying. When you got a fine woman at your job, you going to work early. You can't wait to get there and see that I'm fixing her coffee and everything. Black or brown sugar decal. God damn it, I got you. Damn Bubble dub ain't never fished nobody. I am now. I am now. And I'm walking to her car. Well, it's raining, sun, snowing. I don't give a damn. Whatever Joy won't is whatever Joy gonna get. Y'all know I ain't lying. You can be working right now and look old cutie pie start working on right now, you start dressing up a little better. You getting your haircut right, getting your edge up right, Getting your beard right. You wearing cologne now. Your old lady knowing your funky ass ain't never been wearing cologne to work. All of a sudden, now you want to work alone. Why? Cause it's another motherfucker up there done talked your eye ain't a real woman at the house know it. Your woman know what's up. Charles, when you still walking up? You know I'm trying to get this raised. You a lie. You trying to raise some guys. So that's what you trying to raise up, fam. And I don't blame you. Sometimes people come into our lives, man, and I feel like they're a booster, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like tax seasons right here. You've been looking at people walking around this raggedy all year. Before you know it, that that you've been seeing walking around here. Raggedy, they figure have some retros on their feet. I'm not bullshitting you. They figure out those retros on their feet, they gonna be clean, too. And I only want to hear y'all hating you. He must got your taxes. It don't matter. Money, his money don't matter where it come from. It's spinach. That's what trying to do to you. I'm a little new car. Must got a taxi. Don't matter what I got. Money is money. If I work for it, God damn it, it's mine. Black people, the only people I know, they could die on each other's taxes. Now. I can't tell it. No, man, don't. Don't do people like that, man. Everybody ain't got it, you know what I'm saying? Everybody ain't gonna have money, man. Everybody might not look good. Everybody might not be skinny, you know what I'm saying? Everybody. Everybody got flower. We all got flaws. Stop. Down in One, but people I remember I lived there. I know it. People try to make you feel bad because you got your tax, man. Don't do that, man. I don't care what you got, man. Yeah, you'll be broken two or three months and who gives a if I'm gonna be broken two or three months? I ain't broke now. I tell you, I ain't broke now. I can go to the casino now that almost. Some of us don't get a little money going to the casino, man. You and your girl, you're gonna go down there, stay two or three nights, and you're gonna come on back and you're good. You won't enjoy yourself when you get a little money. You won't enj. Go enjoy yourself. I just tell people this now. When you get your taxes pay care of your bills, take everything that you need to take her. Get some that you've been wanting. You don't get it because you've been on and put that money up. That's all, kid. Because you got the money don't mean you gotta spend it. That's our problem. We'll get that. We'll burn the whole check. No, be patient with this money, man. Be patient with it because you know money hard to come by. And you know when you was in a buying your partner, your friend, your cousin would never help you. So you don't want to be back in that same boat when you get money. Now, I better hold on to this. I remember when I didn't have it. Nobody want to help my black ass. So I'm gonna keep. I'm gonna hold on to this much as I can. That's how you grow. That say I'll be what it do. That should be what it do, man. That's how you grow. And then like if down in Texas, it's cold in the. It's snowing up there in Dallas. Oh, it's snowing right now. And this the. That's stopping them holes right now is the snow. Don't hold them like they call them. Hold you doing in the bed where your head need to be. You need to be somewhere right now nursing your child. Need to be reading to the child, too. Get him off YouTube, God damn it, and read them books. These goddamn kids. 12 and 13 years old can't read. They can't read. You ask them how old they is, they tell you their favorite movie, Home Alone. I said how old you is not your favorite movie. I told you. 20, 35. You hoes gonna be mothers. It's a big thing calling women now what you doing she got the high with my kid where you supposed to be? You saying this like like it like it's a funeral or some stuff. You supposed to be at the high people dying in Atlanta right now going crazy in the damn snow you see them dying in this the only thing that stop a from stealing the snow can't deal with. We'll go outside and throw snowball but stealing ain't on our mind staying warm heels some of you hoes in the houses the sheep rock two thing you're in that shifting but you had all year took the profit but you want the you want to run down another goddamn Miami so I'm so docs where you should have been one of them goddamn carpools somebody can come here and put some sheetrock in this house when it rained goddamn it raining in your house but you a bad so you in your bag now. This rain in your household that's what's going on. You ain't in your bag. Oh yeah you always gonna be mothers in 2025 and you men y'all gonna goddamn either sink or swim 25 you gonna sink or swing your neck. It's up to you. All that running off on the plug that dead we showing up to your mama house well yeah I ain't seen him bye he gonna find me now he gonna find me ain't and we ain't playing that in 2025. I'm gonna catch up now ain't no more catching up. You gonna get me right now you.
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Been going on right now praying for LA I praying for them families in la they losing their homes they losing everything they got up there I'm with Chris Brown I think somebody setting these fires man and this ain't cool man I I made a video and people comprehension skills is is not always there but I'm always trying to bring light in the darkness Skip was simply saying was a a lot a would do anything they can to get to their side Chick I will Never make fun of nobody losing nothing they got. Let me tell y'all something about me, man. It's a true story, man. 12 years ago, man, I lost my auntie and my uncle in the house fire. My uncle was in a wheelchair. He had no legs. He got his legs cut off. The diabetics, we don't know about black folk. Most of us, we be having diabetes. And when you gonna take care of yourself? You had to get limbs cut off. When my uncle had to get both his legs cut off, he was in a wheelchair. And my anarch surgery, she had a bad hip, so she couldn't really walk. And then they lived in the trailer house and it caught on fire and she was trying to get him out and she ended up falling and, you know, smoke and healed their lungs and they brung up. So I take that serious. Don't never think that I'm making fun of somebody house burning down or someone losing their things. Like, I never forget that. That still bothers me to this day just to think about them. But, man, just, man, I don't know if y'all know, but, man, when people house catch on fire, man, like a death in the family, man, I remember when my mom, my baby mama, mother house burned down, man, that was sad. When people lose everything they work for and it's just gone. And when they're gonna have insurance, you know what I'm saying? Like, how are you gonna rebuild? You know, you don't got the insurance or you're gonna have the money or the resources to make it happen. So anybody that's watching me and, and watch that video, the video was never done to, To. To make fun of nobody. Oh, never nothing like that, man. I'm. I'm a comedian, man. I try to bring joy to sad situations. What I'll do, I would just simply get showing y'all that not just, but men would do anything or these studs to do anything they can to get with their side chick. That's the only thing. The picture I was trying to paint with that. But sometimes people don't know. They just be so caught up in the moment. But prayers for la. I got some shirts coming. Check out the fanatics I'm gonna be wearing. Because, man, I don't understand how it ain't no water in LA and all the oceans up there and ain't no water. Like, I don't get it, but I really feel like somebody setting them fires, man, and that dang, that gets spread. But it got to be something we could do. And I Don't know, man. That gets kind of messed me up because people would think that I got friends, I got family up there in la, just had to evacuate. And I think it's a sad call. So, man, we on here on the Bubble dub show. We. We praying for la, man. We. We praying for better days up there in la. Like I said, I feel like somebody's setting them fires, but I also. Also believe this. God ain't pleased with some going on. I don't know what's going on in la, but God ain't pleased with LA right now because ain't there's been fires, but ain't never been one like this. God ain't pleased la. I don't know what you gang banging, tripping, blood nasty doing, but God clearing that out. You not crip walking today. You not blood walking today. You looking for shade. Think about all the bloodshed that went on up there in LA behind them gang members up there killing people, man. Innocent people dying behind colors. You gonna think Malcolm is rolling over in this grave. You a lot that knowing we killing one of my behind. Some colors understand money. And we already know what people do to you behind some musty vagina. What colors? Cause you got on blue. Cause you got on red. Because you got on make it make sense. So I honestly feel like my God ain't pleased with la. He ain't too much. God ain't clean. But how y'all did Nipsey real man was trying to fix this. He come from. He lived it. Turn him down. God ain't pleased. I'm. I'm trying to tell you. And I'm a firm believer. God ain't pleased with the Cowboys either. That's why those. Sorry. He know Jerry Jones. Them doing some behind them toes. Oh, y. Some behind them toes tell me I'm lying on in the NFL. And I'm gonna talk about it because most of these people, they talk about it, but they don't really just talk about it. We gonna dive into it on this bubble dub show now. We're gonna start. First of all, we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna pray us to Deshaun Watson. He tore his Achilles. One of them hoes rang out. One of them besides Paula's and he tried to run after them and toys. Goddamn Achilles, man gonna miss this whole next season, man. He's already gone with another injury. Now he got another injury. You can't be chasing after them goddamn holes in them parlors, man. Let that go. I want to start off with the New England Patriots. What y'all did to Gerard Mayo, man, y'all need to be upfront with people, man. Let them know, look, fam, we're gonna bring you in for one year. Really. That you come in, get you a little experience. But don't. But no, don't be looking for no further. Unless you do some outrageous like giggles to the playoffs or took a Super Bowl. Other than that, you're not gonna be back here as head coach. Like you are not who we are looking for. Honestly, you got to be honest with these people. You're not had this man thinking he was gonna be her. Then y'all fine. All because y'all want to hire Mike Vapor. We know who y'all want. We know who y'all want to hire. Mike first. Now y'all making up lies saying the man was smoking black and miles on the plane playing cards. But y'all were right along with him doing. That's why you got to be careful who you have around you. I told y'all that everybody that green ain't your friend. Now they just say, gerard may your world playing cars on the damn plane and wouldn't watch your flight. The same on your coaching staff was right there with him cheering them on. Yeah, go ahead, man. Go ahead and play. Whole time the taking notes. I told your boy, white folks take notes. Anytime you around them up on white man doing it, your ass in trouble. Same thing they were doing the P. Diddy. They were letting P. Diddy do whatever he wants to do. All they were doing was doing it. You want another 100 million, we'll give you another 100 million. Ain't no problem. Give you 100 million, you're gonna make us 20 billion. Keep doing you. And when the time come, you see digging in jail right now, crying, crying his eyeballs out. They gonna gave you everything you wanted, Diggy. They gonna gave you a cell mate. They just took ass up and they ain't good enough for you. You mad because you not getting attention that you want. Well, guess what? Your ass ain't free, did it. You had choices to straighten your ass up when Biggie died. You should have straighten your ass up then, but you didn't. You want to show your ass now, look where it gets you. Right back in jail. Told y'all y'all better listen to me. These people are taking notes. They'll let you go so far just like the feds. These feds will let you say a dope dirty years and right when you want to. Chill out, man. I'm chilling. I really ain't doing that no more. Come here. Little Dirk won't change his life. All my life. Come here. His music before that was smoking on tuka. Tell me I'm lying. All the dirt music before that was evil. Right when he wanted to change his life, rightfully so. And want to get right with the man up above what they do. Come here. Coming to get you. I'm coming to get you. Y'all better pay attention to what's going on out here. I'm telling you right now. Tomorrow. I can't wait. NFL playoffs start tomorrow and I can't wait. I told y'all, Hurts, we're gonna wake up for this guy. I told y'all Jalen Hurts was gonna wake up for this game. Just the Green Bay Packer. Green Bay Packer fans. Y'all running around here her same plan. I can ship that boy a case of that goddamn purple dime up there to Philly. He on that lean right now. He's going down tomorrow. Equals who you got? I told you I'm riding with the Eagles. They gonna hand that ball off the barker 27 times. You mark my word. Still, Saquon Barkley will have 27 carries tomorrow. 168 yards. Bullshit you not, Kelly. Go be a game tomorrow. I'll lie. I'm cheap. I can't wait to watch the goddamn game. Boy, I'm not bullshitting. And I know I said the Chargers was gonna beat the Texans. I changed my mind. I'm goddamn down here in Texas. Goddamn Houston, they crazy. Ain't no snow ride. No goddamn cars have been washed and waxed. Do you hear me? Bum be done gang on board them trio burgers already. La. Yeah, LA Charger. Coming down here because of wildfire. They mind ain't right. They. Some of them lost their homes. Their mind ain't in it right now. So therefore, the Houston Texans Gonna beat the LA Chargers tomorrow, 20 to 19. How y'all feeling tonight, though, Man? I'm feeling good, man. Like I say, it's cold. Ain't got no money for no coat. See, I got this hoodie on his prospect. They ain't got no money for this coat. They ain't got no money for no car. All I got is right here when I go outside. I'm walking fast in a motherfucker. Got the white folks, the white folk dressed down to the T in their north Face. Them white people got their dogs and dressed in north face. One thing about the white folks, they gonna take care of their pets. See Where I'm from, my dog used to be tied up to a chain and a dog house. That was it. You can't tie no dog up to no chain no more. A dog got to be running loose or in the house. Don't change the game. If the white person wearing Burberry, the dog got Burberry on two. If a got on Burberry, you best believe the dog Ain't got nothing on my dog. Cold in a outside right now. But I tell you what, you better not call them folks on me. Oh yeah, my dog got the barking now. She recalled in the. I know you want to come in here, but never the only way you come here unless you paying bill. And my dog ain't paying no bill, therefore he gonna have a chill. That's one thing I give white people. They gonna take care of the animals. We don't give a damn. It's an animal, man. You know he live what he did. No, man, no take care of them dogs, man. Take care of them goddamn horses. St. Augustine, Tyler, Texas, Longview, Kilgo, Marshall, Jefferson. It's some thin ass horse H town. I see they got horses down here in Houston too. You be having these ride, dude, you gotta come to my ride. You gotta feed your horse. Don't nobody want to see no thing. Ass horse down. I don't know what y'all get out of this feed them horses embarrassing, man. The heart. They only got bones for these horses, man. Y'all notice that? These don't even got bones. No dog out there. You got that. I mean the damn horse out there, the damn backyard like a baseball field. Because a goddamn horse out there. Stop it. Goddamn horse on the dime. Goddamn horse on the picture mouth. Man, y'all think they'll be lying, but I'm telling y'all the God honest truth, man. It's. It's some going on with black folks in the animals and I don't like. Man, stop getting hard. Get a goddamn lizard. Get me going on something. Believe them horses. Where they at? Horses supposed to be goddamn eating hay. They supposed to be in pastors and running free and adult, man, you got. Y'all got these goddamn horses and goddamn in a dog yard. I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life, y'all. I can't make this up to y'all though. I really can't. Raven Steelers tomorrow. It's time for Lamar to get him a playoff. This way. It's time to do tomorrow. This is what you've been talking about. You talking about if you win super bowl, you gonna switch your jersey number one. That's all fine and dandy, but you gotta start with beating. Goddamn, you got them Steelers, don't you think? Bug out my tumbling. Ain't got a game plan for you, buddy. He can't. He can't fix that offense. But that defense gonna be ready. You know what you're gonna have to do? You're gonna have to hand that ball off to Derrick Henry. You gonna have to hand that ball off to Derrick Henry, fam. But my Ravens fans at. Where y'all at, man? Where my Steeler fans at right now, man? Get in the comment section and talk to me right now, man. Talk to me, man. Who y'all got, Steelers or the Ravens, man? I'm already seeing purple and black hearts already. I'm already seeing purple and black hearts already with my black and yell at where's Khalifa sweat? Matter of fact was wheels to let ain't have a hit in 15 summers. It's time to get back in the boo, fam. It's time to get back in the studio and make it do what it do. Everybody been talking about Kendrick. Everybody been talking about great. Well, let's talk about my big homie. Big Extra Plug had one of the best albums come out last year. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about what big extra plug did. Done. Done. Album was fire. You ain't went gotta be against the plug out. Go and get. Go and get it Real talk. She already cheese. Y'all on a by week Detroit. Y'all on about week if your team on about week, man, don't even talk to me. God damn. My team on a a six month by week, cowboy. We at the house right now. We're gonna beat the super bowl, though. We purchased tickets, but we're gonna be at the super bowl, though. That's for damn sure. Sorry, mother, but y'all talk to me, though, man. What's going on in the world, though, man? What's going on out there? Y'all talk to me, man. What's some that's going on, we're gonna know. I heard we trying to get calendar. I don't know what Trump got going on in that office, but he plotting. Oh, yeah, Trump in that office plotting. Trump ain't going no jail. Trump a bad. Some of you like him, some of you don't. It don't matter. He June, January 20th. It's gonna be some changes in the world. That's all I'm saying. Whether they're gonna be good or whether it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be some changes. January 20th. Now I'm hearing this, trying to do some to where he'll be president forever. Well, I'm hearing people complain, man, hell no, man. We don't want him be President forever. Already 95. He ain't gonna be here too. My long. Yeah, we're gonna start by singing Negro. Him we shall overcome. Y'all crying. That ain't gonna be on there if long now. You sell them sometimes you gotta sit back and be weight. I seen a post earlier, somebody said, man, y'all gotta quit committing suicide. Be patient. You gonna die. That's real talk. Stop killing yourself, fam, and be patient. You gonna die one day. It's gonna come. It's gonna come. Don't do yourself no harm and don't do nobody else no harm. You a coward. When you take somebody else live, then you take your life. You let. Let that man be the reason you go. Not nobody else. Go for America. I seen that too. Not good for Mexico. I told you, Trump, what you guys did. Mexico, fam. I told y'all my name. Senor Dub. I don't like that. I'm all about being equal and I'm all about being fair. As a black man, we already know favor ain't fair. We already know this world we live in is against us. But at the end of the day, ain't nobody holding you back right now from doing what you supposed to do. A lot of you don't want to work, and that's the truth. A lot of you don't want to put no applications in. That's the truth. A lot of you want handouts. That's the truth. But the truth is, ain't nobody gonna give you nothing. Man, you gotta go out here and get this. You gotta go and earn this. You gotta make or believe, idol. Make a believe about these. They say you gonna do this. They say you gonna EB dead in jail. But make them out of. Make them. Make. Make a fool out of them. Do something positive with your life, man. Like I say, this storm that's going on right now, these cigarettes, that's snowing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing that gets snowing. But a lot of times they'll be riding around stealing. They stealing scat packs. Charges ain't giving that. Trying to steal. And they. I'm saying the N word. But I ain't just talking about us colors. Because A ain't color. It's attitudes, action. Never forget that if you're a black man. Somebody tell you, nigga ain't got no color. Don't let him tell you that. Ain't got no color to it. Real talk, it ain't got no color. Gonna be a white nigga, you could be a Mexican, you gonna be a Japanese, you can be a Chinese nigga. Putting your own game to her. Letting them stereotypers and put shit in your mind. No, anybody can be a nickel. Anybody can. Why? Cause you say I am. That will make me want. Stop it. Stop it.
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Y'all talk to me. Can't steal a car when it's two figures. Stone tie. Hell no. You know we're gonna do very well with the cold. They ain't going to club tonight in the house. They got that girl or whatever they got at the crib. They got this knuckle. They got them some. Reggie, someone might got some fire, you know, I know this ain't trash. Someone got some fire, they kill him. The phone can ring right now. Hey, dog, I need you pull up some going. Now, I'm not coming out there in that level. Black people, we be thinking, they say we done. We smart, man. I'm not going out there. I gotta work Monday. I'm not gonna be getting sick. I ain't got no pto. I can't afford to miss work. I just spent all my money on Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day coming up. You know what I'm saying? You know your girl gonna want chocolate, you know what I'm saying? But she's still gonna give you that salty ass cat. That's what I don't understand. You be going out and buying presents for the same vagina. I don't give a damn how they dress it up. They putting on phones, they putting on lingerie. The cat steal salty. Tell you women something, something, you know, some of you don't. You know what you put in your baggage will come out. Start making your girl drink water, fellas. Start making your girl drink water, man. Fruits, real talk, all that Sober. All that henness. Put her ass on some logo. Real talk, that's what that thing do. I'm not pulling put on that cabal. Hey, fellows, getting up in age now. You need to start walking, exercising. You know what I'm saying? String your heart up a little bit, brother. Cause you know what I'm saying, you've been going in. Some of y'all been going at it on here. You didn't hit 45 and 50, and you still hollering, Man, I feel like I'm 20. That's. That's your mind playing tricks on you. You better start walking around here, start exercising. Yeah, you turn that vagina up tonight. But you've been in the hospital tomorrow, Holling. Your heart. Stop it. Drink some water. Get your ass off them beers. Get your ass off that liquor and drink you some water. Drink you some BH juice, apple juice, something other than that that you've been putting in your body. You want to live a long time. You want to be here for them grandkids, Start taking care of your body. Start going, getting checkups. That's one thing we're gonna do. We're gonna go and get checkup. Well, go and get your. Go and get your. My chart. Pull your. My chart up. God damn it. I wouldn't got mine. I'm great. That's why I'm talking here today. Everything on me, negative. I've been getting off. That's why I'm talking tonight to y'all. Because I didn't win. I didn't want to go, but I was scared in the waiting on them HIV tests to come along. I've been praying to God all day. I'm Christian. I've been praying to Buddhism, all kind of gods. God damn it, I've been praying all of them. I ain't bought. Ask everything in the world. Waiting on them goddamn results. See? Pondering like a motherfucker, man. Just coming in, man. If that doctor call you, you know it. Bad news, too. Looking at my phone all day. Don't call me Lord. I don't want to have told me. Check my mod, short everything. Come here. Come here. Well, they go get checked, make a detached. You around here bullshitting, talking about just a regular cough. Ain't no regular cowboy. You got something, boy. You got something. Yeah. Yeah. I was straight and I got lazy. You ain't normal. You ain't. I'm telling y'all right now. Ladies, stop letting me lay up with y'all with no condoms. He nasty. You ain't got no Self respect for themselves or you, you laying up in here laying up. He got money. He got something else too, other than money. So I'm here to let you know right now, protect yourself. I joke all the time about not wearing condoms. That's jokes. I'm speaking real reality to your ass right now, fellas. If you out here doing what you do, put something on that meat head. It pays to see easy got about this. I'm just saying it happened to him. Happened. You and you ain't got Magic Johnson money. Magic made that go away. That's why his name, Magic. That's why his name. I got what I got 100 million. You don't have nothing Magic Urban Johnson. You ain't got nothing. You can say, hey, alive, you come on, take your trip down here to Mexico. I get rid of wherever you got. Everybody ain't got that kind of money. Magic got so rapid. Real Talk. If you're watching the show, then you know presented by prize pitch. Real talk barcode at the bottom, scan it first time users, hey, you put $5 in, you get 50 instantly. Real talk. But we ain't going for the small books. We gonna put 40 and 50 in. We're going for the gusto. I'm trying to do it big. Yeah, Playoffs tomorrow. Put them picks in. Right now you're betting more or less on your favorite playoffs. That's it. Like they got Russell Wilson. They probably say, man, Russell Gonna probably have 215 passing yard. You either put more or less. Now how easy is that? How easy is that? And put my promo code in Trev2h. Real talk. If you can't watch this show, you can listen to it. Go to Apple, podcast your Spotify, type in the bubble dub show, download it, and there we go. Me throwing up on himself in the bag. Doggo, come here. Real talk. A night of pleasure can be a lifetime pain. That's real talk. Well, you could be a lifetime of pain with that. Or you can mess around and get somebody pregnant that you wasn't trying to get pregnant. See, a lot of right now got babies by they can't stand. But within the when the thin line of it though, they were doing what they good to you. It's good when you're getting it. But when kids get involved the same you were making squirt and all that. Now she a hateful mother builder. Yeah, a lot of times men be wanting to take care of their kid, it'd be the woman keeping them from the kid and just turning the dude salty that just want to come see their kids, take care of their kid, go about their business. Now they don't want to do that. You don't want me and you ain't gonna see your kid. That's. And it's another thing that's floating around my partner hit me up. I gotta talk about it. Real talk. Fellas, I want y'all to do me a favor because some of y'all some nasty. If you having sex with a woman her stink, you got to let her know you can't continue to heated. You got to stop. Hold up, wait a God. You get your funky ass up out of here and you report her to the police. That's a fifteen hundred dollar fine. If a vagina stank. 20, 25. We're not doing stanking vagina. If your vagina stank hoe, that's a fifteen hundred dollar fine. And we will post you on all social media sites letting the world know that you got funky. Or child or any of you come tell me that such and such got funky vagina. That's cool. Thank you for letting me know. But I'm gonna find out on my own. I don't give a dang what none of you say to me. I'm gonna find out on my own. I'm hard headed. Come here. I think I do too. He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you. Hey man, if y'all watching the show, y'all know we do a thing called hell. Now somebody asked me bubble dub, do you enjoy stanky? But y'all, hell no. I don't put up with it. I don't a lot. I don't want nothing funky. Like I say, you hold burger store, drinking water and watching you die and watching what you eat Bubble dove. Do you like the cold weather? Hell no, I don't like the cold weather. Cause I can't go no. Well I don't like the cold weather y'all. I'm black, I ain't got no coat. Cause I ain't got no money. See I got a hoodie on. When I step outside I'm shivering. I can't step outside to smoke none of that. I ain't got time for all that. So I like it when the weather is pleasant. I be glad when this wing of storm is over. Car I really got no he out and all no ac. So I'm either way real talk. Some of y'all good. Some of y'all call trucks got healed and AC good for y'all. But I ain't got neither One. So therefore, God damn it, I'm ready for this to be over. Just tell you how I feel. Trash of the day. Going to the people that's gossiping about Sweet Joy Taylor trash. Y'all keep that beautiful. And I do mean beautiful black woman name at y'all mile. I don't want y'all to disrespect Ms. Joy Taylor. No mother if she want to get that cat up and never get it up. And, baby, if you watching this show, you might not know who I am, but I know who you is. If everybody else, you don't been. We've been dogs. They ain't been worth a damn. They will just practice. Bring yourself to me. I don't give a damn who you've been with. You've been with 1700. I don't give a damn if you ain't made it to the top. That's because you ain't been with me. Come here. I give you what you want. I'll hold your hand. God damn it. Hey, I'm beside your feet. I do whatever it needs to be done. But I show you a good time. They can talk about you all they want. I don't give a damn. They talked about Jesus Christ. But God damn it, don't worry about it. Come to door. I'm a country. You know, y'all always want to make fun of us country. Ah, man, you country. That's right, Us Country. We clean the plate. That's the problem with you city boys. I don't clean y'all place. That's why they come around us. Come around us to finish it up. Real talk. Ain't no good. Old country boy like me gonna finish whatever on my plate. Yeah, without the utensils, I use my hand with the biscuit, with the. Come here with the pearlies. I'm already black. You won't. You won't see me. All you see is these whites down below. Real talk, Gail, talk. Thumbs up when I go low. Oh, yeah. I'm better than hbo. Damn right I did, Chuck Box. I'm a real man. If I have sex for 20 minutes, I'm eating it for 19 minutes. And I'm stroking her for a minute. That's 20 minutes of pleasure. 20 minutes of pleasure. Y'all get them pics in right now. Now, because I'm going, going live again tomorrow night after these games. Y'all tune into these games, y'all get these pics in, and I want y'all to get this money. First of all, thank y'all for tuning in watching me tonight. Don't be drinking and driving. I don't give a damn if you've been drinking. You get a phone call from old girl you've been wanting to see. Don't drive over there, catch an Uber dog, because I want you to still be here to watch this show. You can't watch this show when you did. You know what I'm saying? The kids need a father. The kids need a mother. Let's start being responsible and thinking, oh, I can make it. A lot of people said the same thing. They didn't make it or somebody else didn't make it. Because, again, that should be smart. In 2025, y'all. Let's be smart. God bless. I love y'all. I'll see y'all again tomorrow night. Peace.
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Podcast Summary: Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show
Episode Title: The Bubba Dub Show - Ohio State beats Texas to face Notre Dame in the National Championship Game!!
Release Date: January 11, 2025
Hosts: Bubba Dub Show featuring prominent commentators and guests
The episode opens with a heated analysis of the recent college football showdown between Ohio State and Texas. The host expresses strong confidence in Ohio State’s performance, asserting that they were too dominant for the Longhorns.
Host’s Confidence in Ohio State:
"Like I told y'all, I told y'all Ohio State was gonna beat Texas. Y'all ain't want to listen to me, especially my people down here in Texas." [00:44]
Quarterback Critique:
"Longhorns got a problem at quarterback. I guarantee you, 75% of the people don’t want Archie... Uncle Eli and Peyton, that's a motherfucking man." [01:25]
The discussion highlights Ohio State's superior team dynamics and quarterback issues plaguing Texas, emphasizing the potential impact of archie Manning’s absence on the game's outcome.
The conversation shifts to the ongoing scandal at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky. The host vehemently criticizes the university’s handling of the situation, attributing the failures to systemic issues within the athletic department.
The host delves into the consequences of the scandal, expressing distrust towards Penn State’s management and the long-term negative repercussions it may have on the institution.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the controversy surrounding Joy Taylor. The host defends her actions, arguing against the backlash she has received.
The host criticizes those who shame Joy Taylor, advocating for respect and understanding of her personal decisions. He addresses the societal judgment and calls for a more compassionate perspective.
The host takes a somber tone when discussing the devastating fires in Los Angeles, sharing a personal tragedy related to a house fire that claimed the lives of his aunt and uncle.
He emphasizes the importance of community support and prayers for those affected, highlighting the ongoing struggles faced by families in LA due to the fires.
The episode covers recent injuries in the NFL, particularly focusing on Deshaun Watson’s torn Achilles and its impact on his season.
Additionally, the host critiques the New England Patriots’ management, specifically targeting Gerard Mayo and the coaching staff’s decisions.
The host offers candid advice on financial management, stressing the importance of saving and being cautious with expenditures.
He warns against frivolous spending and encourages listeners to build financial stability through disciplined saving and responsible financial choices.
Emphasizing the significance of personal health, the host advises listeners to adopt healthier lifestyles.
He advocates for regular exercise, proper hydration, and routine medical checkups to ensure long-term well-being.
A segment of the episode addresses broader social issues, including racial tensions and stereotypes.
The host challenges societal stereotypes, urging listeners to overcome racial biases and strive for equality and personal empowerment.
Towards the end, the host reinforces responsible behavior and expresses gratitude to the audience.
He encourages listeners to make positive life choices and underscores the importance of family and community support.
On Ohio State’s Victory:
"Like I told y'all... Ohio State was gonna beat Texas." [00:44]
Defending Joy Taylor:
"If you want to share your milk and cookies, share your milk and cookies. Y'all mad at that woman..." [07:15]
On Personal Tragedy:
"12 years ago... I lost my auntie and my uncle in the house fire." [15:01]
Financial Responsibility:
"Be patient with this money, man." [28:50]
Health Advice:
"Get your ass off them beers... drink you some water." [32:10]
Racial Equality:
"As a black man, we already know favor ain't fair..." [40:25]
Responsible Behavior:
"Don’t be drinking and driving... Let’s start being responsible." [45:50]
This episode of Club Shay Shay’s Bubba Dub Show offers a blend of sports analysis, personal anecdotes, social commentary, and frank advice on personal responsibility. The host’s passionate delivery and candid opinions provide listeners with a multifaceted perspective on current events, societal issues, and personal well-being. While the conversation traverses various topics, the underlying themes of accountability, support, and empowerment resonate consistently throughout the episode.