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Check.
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Bubble Dub
The volume what it do everybody?
Co-Host
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I'm your host, Bubble Dub man. You know I woke up this morning I I you know I woke up. First of all I want to say thank God for waking me up this.
Bubble Dub
Morning, but I woke up kind of upset.
Co-Host
But before I even get into this.
Bubble Dub
Morning, show Cause y'all ain't wor for damn either. Y'all supposed to be at church. I ain't in church.
Co-Host
You ain't in church.
Bubble Dub
But we still gonna give thanks to.
Co-Host
The good Lord, though. But hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button, man. Make sure when you subscribe to the Bubble Dub, show you keep your notifications turned on. Because you never know when we're gonna go live. You know, I'm out here on tour, on we go ones tour, and my schedule kind of hit it right now.
Bubble Dub
But I had to make sure I.
Co-Host
Come in this morning and talk about things. I have to get these things off my chest right now.
Bubble Dub
I can't believe that for the last two weeks, I've been sitting around, I've.
Co-Host
Been waiting on Braun to get back.
Bubble Dub
With the Lakers so we can do our thing. He came back last night. And your fucking loss. I don't understand. When Bron come back, everybody forget how to fucking play. Standing around watching. Cut. Do something. I ain't saying we supposed to win every game, y'all. But what I'm saying is you got to continue to play ball the way you was playing when Braun wasn't there. Ball wasn't moving last night. They weren't playing no defense. They got rebounding. They turning the damn ball over. Goddamn Chicago Bulls stole 146 damn points in your home. In your damn home. We look like we was on shrooms, if you ask me. The Lakers look like they was on shroom last night. They look like. Man, I ain't tripping like we supposed to win. It don't happen like that in the NBA right now.
Co-Host
Lakers are a 4 seed right now.
Bubble Dub
And I just simply just feel like.
Co-Host
It was just one of them game last night that they lost.
Bubble Dub
I'm not mad about it, to be honest, because it is what it is. But what I'm more concerned about right.
Co-Host
Now with the Lakers is we had Luke Rui coming back.
Bubble Dub
We had him off the bench doing this and that.
Co-Host
But Dingy Fingy Smith, you ain't showed.
Bubble Dub
Me a motherfucking thing in nine weeks. If you're watching this show right now, you know I ain't lying. Dingy Fingy Smith ain't done shit in nine damn weeks. Why Rob Polinkle go out there and get cheated? Chin ain't worth a damn. Need to release him now. Lakers do some good things, then they do some bad things. But I do not know what they seeing in Chin. That motherfucker seven nine, can't get two goddamn rebound. They Might well put Ronnie in there cinema. At least he can get some rebounds. Everybody on here tough. Not everybody on here, but you know, Golden State. Golden State ain't gonna win a thing. Jamisha Butler ain't Eat Curry gonna burn out. About to worry about no Golden State.
Co-Host
Y'all mark my words on this right now.
Bubble Dub
Have y'all seen the way Luca looked the last I say 13 days? His body language, his hands ain't over his head no more. Cause he ain't tired.
Co-Host
He getting in shape.
Bubble Dub
And to me, I'm gonna say it right now. Luka Duncan is better than Dirk Nowitzki. You can say what you want, but he better than. And we all know Dirk is a Hall of Famer. Dirk is the one who sent LeBron home crying when he got with the hit. Wow. I just gotta be honest on this show about what went down. Dirk carried that damn mouth thing by his damn self on one leg. Them shag wearing ass Dallas niggas up there was celebrating like a motherfucker. That's when things went good in Dallas. Then MO3 were living, yelling, trapped. They God damn it. They was an all star team together. Now look at. No, but I ain't concerned about the Lakers right now. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not.
Co-Host
They'll be okay.
Bubble Dub
I know a lot of y'all keep.
Co-Host
Saying they play better without lebr.
Bubble Dub
Stop it. The ball might move better without Bruin. Cabron do be stopping the ball sometime. But overall as a team, Lakers is not a better team without LeBron James.
Co-Host
Let's stop that old bullshit ass talk right now.
Bubble Dub
Cause we all know when the playoffs start, Braun will be activated. Gloria James will be in the stands. Goddamn LeBron threw that goddamn talking. Now go ahead and give Gloria James a kiss. God damn your ass in trouble. J.J. rEG coach of the year. J.J. regan should be the head coach of the year for the Los Angeles.
Co-Host
Los Angeles Lakers for the things he have done.
Bubble Dub
Last year we had Bumpy Johnson. We weren't doing a thing with Bobby. Losing every night. You seen what the heck Nugget said.
Co-Host
Malone said the Lakers is a. Is a total different team up on the JJ Ready. You know why? Cause we running real offense.
Bubble Dub
You know why.
Co-Host
Cause we studying film. We know what Denver do.
Bubble Dub
Do good.
Co-Host
Just what the Lakers do.
Bubble Dub
We gonn you from doing it. Y'all ain't no different. Me, when I married that hoe, she was sleeping with everybody in the city. So I couldn't stop her from cheating. But what I started doing was everywhere I go Home. You're going with me. I got ring cameras all over my damn house. I'm watching my goddamn phone every five minutes. You can't me. You can't slow a hoe down from cheating. You a motherfucking liar. Now he dad.
Co-Host
You know I ain't lying.
Bubble Dub
Fellas, you get on the Internet, you.
Co-Host
Go out here in the world.
Bubble Dub
Now my cousin telling me, hey, fam, she I'm celibate now you selling me. So you gonna gave everybody in the world some cat. Now you won't be celibate. You ain't selling. Behold, you retired. Don't nobody want you. No. Damn folk don't want you guys don't want you, no. You hoes go out here and everybody y'all. Can. They want to run to God. God tired, God sick of your foolishness. Then when you do want to get with somebody, you can rent. You can ask everybody what you might want to settle down. You should have settled down 15 summers ago. But here come a dumb black like me. Now I got to wipe you up. I ain't gonna lie. I be wiping these hoes. I don't give a damn. I don't care who she been with long as she with me. Now. Now get your ass in there Smaller me some pork chop. Green bean. Yeah, mashed potato with the roll. Don't. That's your problem. Some of y'all miss out on your blessings because you're too worried about what people gonna say.
Co-Host
Man, I can't believe he with her, or I can't believe she with him.
Bubble Dub
Man, shut your mouth and let people enjoy their life. Some of y'all on here right now, old people apologies, but you won't do it because you got too much pride now for all this year. Some of y'all on this show been watching this show, been talking down on Bronnie James. But damn it, y'all owe Bronnie James apology. Y'all see that motherfucker a couple of days ago? He was out there shaking and baking. I thought he was Ricky Bobby, the way he was out there shaking y'alls.
Co-Host
And just like Gilbert Ringer said, if you give Bronnie James more minutes, he will you. You will start to see him produce more and more. And from what I'm seeing now from out of Bruni James, I see a young man that's ready and poised. You got to think about all the scrutiny this young man dealing with every day. Everybody expecting this man to live up, to be like his dad. He'll never be LeBron James. We talking about the 55th pick.
Bubble Dub
Ain't nobody never talked about the 55th pick. But we're talking about Brunon Jane. Oh, he gonna belong in the league.
Co-Host
Do you still think that now? Do you actually, in your mind, feel like that Bronnie James shouldn't be in the league right now? I don't think you can really say that right now. Cause the way he looking. I ain't saying.
Bubble Dub
I'm saying to you right now, Bronnie James, you can start seeing, you can start saying.
Co-Host
You can start putting them on that.
Bubble Dub
In that category with Jamal Crawford. Now. He ain't Jamal Crawford now. I ain't gonna. We ain't gonna go there, but you.
Co-Host
Can start putting him in that category with Jamal Crawford. The more minutes, the more confidence he getting. He's out there shooting threes now, fading away.
Bubble Dub
Bronnie look good to me now. What? I want him on my team. Absolutely not. I don't want to deal with the circus, because I know the fans gonna be calling for Bronnie Jane to be in the game and. Ain't what we doing. That ain't what we doing. I'm a head coach. I'm running the seven man location. And God damn it, he ain't in that seven man rotation right now. But is he an NBA player? You God dang right he is. And y'all need to come back on.
Co-Host
Here right now and apologize to Bronnie J. I get it. Some of y'all feel some kind of way. Some of y'all are getting mad.
Bubble Dub
Some of y'all are just haters because.
Co-Host
Y'All wasn't and your kids ain't. And it is what it is.
Bubble Dub
And that's okay. That's okay if your kids ain't in sport. I wasn't in sports either, but I'm on her talking. It ain't stop me from doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm just saying I'm.
Co-Host
We gotta start. We gotta start admitting when we wrong. Yeah, that's the thing. We don't never want to apologize. Man, I was wrong. My bad. We got too much pride. We gotta start putting our pride to the side. It's too much shit going on in the world. I see my brother Charles Walker done went down there in Memphis and got shot when his organs got killed. When we gonna stop all this killing, man? We get on here, we fuss, we fight. We always want to blame the white man for this and that, but it's our own kind is killing each and every mother day.
Bubble Dub
Don't y'all get tired of chilling? Don't y'all get tired of going to funerals? Don't y'all get tired of e fear number four? God get tired of putting on soaps? You getting bad news.
Co-Host
Know your cousin died, man.
Bubble Dub
God damn. Why can't we grow old and die? Why? No, why can't we die of old age or some shit? Or why can't we die from that's rare like. Like a foot fungus, but we always dying behind the gun.
Co-Host
Emotional. Human beings get emotional and want to go and grab a gun and want to kill people.
Bubble Dub
That ain't the way.
Co-Host
Put your hands on people with these right here and you live and see another day.
Bubble Dub
I done took about 75 ass whoopings. It didn't make me want to go shoot somebody. It made me go downtown and press charges and put their ass in jail for a couple of weeks. That's what it made me do. But it didn't make me want to kill. It didn't make me want to harm nobody. No, you can get people back, just not by putting them in the grave, man.
Co-Host
And that's what we're doing. That's what I'm constantly seeing from us is it's gun violence, man. Like innocent children is being killed, innocent bystanders is being killed. And I always hear people say, man, children is off limit, man. We all human beings. Why can't we all be off limits, man? You know what I'm saying? I got kids growing up. You don't know how it is to not even want your kids to go outside and play or go certain places with other family members because of the unknown that's going on in the world today. And it starts with us. We have to do better. We got to stop getting mad at one another. When don't go our way, we got to start getting in our cars or whatever we at and leave, ain't we ain't got to do no. Don't argue with no fool, man. Because you asked me. A person who loves to kill, who loves to grab a gun, they don't like pussy.
Bubble Dub
I'm just being honest. They like me, then I'm just being one. Ain't nothing in jail but men ain't nothing enough for hard meat. That's what you want because that's what you telling me, that's what you're showing me. I got family members that keep going back and forth in that. That let me know they missed that boy now. But when they come home, they the hardest thing in the city guns, selling dope, jumping on people. But you ain't jumping on them in that jail. Hell no. You going in there too. Neck ass up writing letters like you a man. But you know you are. When will it stop? Is that what Martin Luther King died for? Is that what Malcolm X died for? I don't think so.
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To vaccinate her child.
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Co-Host
Got to do better. If you're watching this show, man, I'm just praying for everybody's safety in this world. We lost a legend, George Foreman, boxing legend. Some of y'all might know him by the grills that he created. George Foreman was a two time heavyweight champion, Olympic gold medal. Oh, oh, oh, George Foreman, man. You talking about a man who was a man's man. God friend man at that. You know, we all sinners and this and that, but George Foreman, you talking about a man who lost it all.
Bubble Dub
And came back and got it.
Co-Host
You understand?
Bubble Dub
I'm talking about, I'm talking about. I think imagine being up here losing everything.
Co-Host
Kind of remind me of that thing in the Bible with Job. Some of my people who will be in the Bible, man, you know, Job lost everything and God blessed him back with it. I know what y'all thinking, man. How we go from sports to talking to this because that's what we do. This just ain't a sports show. This is everything show where I, I try to touch on topic because you never know what people are going through out here. And I. It's things I want to talk about but I just want to give credit and show love to George Foreman. You know, he had that big showdown with Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali played possum on the ropes. Got old Big George Tiger got the victory. But also George Foreman was one of them guys at 45 years old come out of retirement. Yeah, knocked the plows my eye.
Bubble Dub
Michael Moore, that what got that what got my man George Foreman back on his feet.
Co-Host
He born in Marshall, Texas. So you know, we Texas babies, me.
Bubble Dub
And big George, we Texas babies, man.
Co-Host
And defeated Michael Moore was the heavyweight champion of the world again. I don't know if y'all watched that movie. Y'all should watch it. It's a great movie on George Foreman and how he transferred from boxing and then he went and created the George Foreman Grill. Now I don't know if some of y'all old enough or young enough, but my, my fan base is old enough. Y'all know that goddamn George Foreman grill was close.
Bubble Dub
That's the first time you could was grilling inside the house. Pergles Links pancake, that damn joy forming grill. You can do it all y'all know what ain't lying. Your mama dad that with the joe of forming grill.
Co-Host
And they treated that goddamn Joy Farming grill like a car.
Bubble Dub
You can't borrow it anymore. My brother got one right now. It was healthy.
Co-Host
It would drain the grease and everything out of it.
Bubble Dub
And you know black people, oh, I'm eating healthy now.
Co-Host
I got a Joy Foreman Grill now. Yeah, I ain't, I ain't eating all greasy food.
Bubble Dub
You right, but you're eating ass from the back. Make it make sense. You gotta make it make sense sometime, man. We, we, we, we think we're getting ahead, but we're really not.
Co-Host
But, oh, I pick a Joy Foreman, man. He meant so much to the boxing world, man. Man was 76 years old, man. Man looked a long time. And you know, Some people say 76 years is young, but he lived a life that man, I could, I could only imagine growing up. You think he was born 1946, 1949. He born somewhere in the George Foam was born. You know, I mean, he's, he's singing law. He's seen segregation scene was black folks. We couldn't go in certain restaurants and eat. We couldn't talk to white women like we do now. And it's funny, man. Don't y'all know that? Man, like we couldn't, we couldn't look at white women and wink at them or try to highlight them Back in them days, they'll beat the out of us. This, that and the third. But now they can't. You can't keep the white hoes off course.
Bubble Dub
They run into them. And some of my black women I love, y'all know, y'all get mad. White women, you need to sick with your own color. Mind your goddamn business. If this white girl won't come over and get on this goddamn mushroom tip, I will let her. I don't give a damn. Dr. Omar too, but not him. I'm with this white woman. Dr. Umar. Mind your business. Hey, you can't even take care of your own kid. But trying to tell me I can't run up in this white girl. I forgot to give this white girl what she want. And then afterwards I'm a lay up wiggle and eat apple pie with her ass too. With blue Bell homemade ice cream green. And I tell me who I can and can't date. I date who in the hell I want date. Now I'm gonna stay with my sisters. Now I ain't gonna lie to you.
Co-Host
I'm gonna stay with my sisters. Cause I love y'all.
Bubble Dub
Y'all need love. Y'all need support. And God damn it.
Co-Host
But goddamn it, when it come down.
Bubble Dub
For me to want some head, I'm calling Becky every goddamn time. Becky gonna come through that door. Becky gonna drop the motherfucking clothes.
Co-Host
Becky gonna get straight down on her.
Bubble Dub
Knee and get straight to business. She ain't got to punch the clock, the clock in. She ain't doing all that. Becky will work off the clock. Niggas ain't doing that. They want overtime. I know you told me you gonna give me 200 bubble. But since I'm doing this, I need 300 never. So you gotta remind me.
Co-Host
Black holes, what you gonna dump them. You ain't got to remind me. White hoe, they don't give a damn.
Bubble Dub
About none of that.
Co-Host
They just wanna suc.
Bubble Dub
I just want to suck your God. Well, come on over, let me give you my g. Cold can give them black hole.
Co-Host
Your black hole. Could you give them your black hole?
Bubble Dub
They baby daddy found out about it. They homegirl found out about it.
Co-Host
You go out of town, I go.
Bubble Dub
Out of town, do show when I come back, ain't nothing in my goddamn house. I don't have to worry about that with the white girls. You think a white girl, you go out of town, she come over there and wash your clothes, Take your dog out, feed, take him to the vet, give him real. Give him organic food. Don't give. They don't. Black people gonna get a dog left over.
Co-Host
Do come back home.
Bubble Dub
Dog got worm dog sitting in the can't do that.
Co-Host
But I still gonna stick with my black women. Just something about them cocoa bugger smelling. And just me parents.
Bubble Dub
I know I can only talk like I want them white women, but I.
Co-Host
Just want my black women and my Mexican women. Maria, my. My little old maid come here.
Bubble Dub
I'm clipping her ass through, see? I'm clipping. I'm real.
Co-Host
She bringing me hot tamales on the.
Bubble Dub
Road and every damn thing. She legal too. So goddamn it, we ain't worried about Ice Marie legal. Goddamn right.
Co-Host
I got a riding right there. If that's your assistant. Yeah, my mate. Yeah, she go everywhere I go. She just make sure my clothes earn and need. But the whole time I'm giving little Maria this.
Bubble Dub
I'm hitting a salsa in that mother. That's what you gotta do.
Co-Host
You got to keep everything on the low. Every your business, ain't everybody business. I know sometimes y'all we doing good in life and we want to start feeling ourselves. We want to start getting money Posting it. And then all of a sudden, now you're getting robbed. It ain't everybody business that you got money. It ain't everybody business. You got a big house. It ain't everybody business what you do. Sometimes you got to keep to yourself.
Bubble Dub
Sometimes you can't even tell family members.
Co-Host
What you got going on because they.
Bubble Dub
Could be the one plotting on you, too. If you live long enough, you'll understand.
Co-Host
What I'm saying to you.
Bubble Dub
Sometimes family can be your worst damn enemy. Yeah, they gonna come around, show you love. Man, I'm proud of you.
Co-Host
You're doing your thing, fam. Or you're doing your thing, girl. You got your little beauty shot. I'm proud of you. But when you leave, they going to somebody else. Talking about you like a damn dog.
Bubble Dub
That ain't what family do I want. Real family member like Sylvester on Rosewood, when that white man was enough putting meat to his cousin. Goddamn. Sylvester won't let them down.
Co-Host
Bullets. That white man didn't want to give him to him.
Bubble Dub
What Sylvester say?
Co-Host
Well, okay, then.
Bubble Dub
Get your shit. Let's go. What that white man said. Whoa, whoa, hold up. God damn it, Donkey. Then. So if you. I'm a friend of yours and somebody talking down on me. God damn it, you supposed to stop it.
Co-Host
Look, I don't want to hear that.
Bubble Dub
What you got to say about bro? Or what you got to say about her?
Co-Host
If you can't say it in their.
Bubble Dub
Face, then damn it, don't say it loud, because I don't want to hear it. That's what we got to start doing in life. We got to start correcting motherfuckers when they wrong. Just like your bag ass kids right now. Some of them 8, 9 years old, going to the stove, stealing. You want to bring them back, do that no more. No, hit that in the eye. That's what you do. That's how you stop it.
Co-Host
I ain't saying hit your kids, none of that. I'm just saying sometimes you got to your kids up.
Bubble Dub
That's all I'm saying. Talking ain't gonna get it done.
Co-Host
Some of these women these days.
Bubble Dub
Fellas, I know your baby mama, y'all.
Co-Host
Ain'T with them no more. You can't really discipline your children. You want to, because this whole might not let you see your son for a couple of weeks or this and that, but you gotta put hands on.
Bubble Dub
These motherfucking children because they out of control. These 18, 19 year olds, they don't give a damn about life. They out here killing in broad Daylight cameras everywhere, and they don't care who does it. These nigga robbing banks with no mask, going live afterwards, posting money. Who does that? And we got to stop picking and choosing. A dude could go out here and shoot somebody. The dude live, dude come back and kill old boy. Now y'all want justice. Stop it. We got to stop this old monkey shit we doing, man.
Co-Host
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm gonna do my part. I'm gonna continue to try to be the best dude I could be. Best friend, best homeboy, best comedian I can be. I can only can be one way, and that's real with people and telling people what's on my mind and. And I think that's how we can get a lot of things solved out here, man. It's just being honest with one another, man. If somebody calling you and just let them know, bro, I can do this or I can't do that, like, it's just simple. But we gotta stop holding people up here to a pedestal, man. We all human, we all flaw. You know what I'm saying? We only hear for a little while. Like the Bible say, this world is not my home. I'm just passing through. That's real talk. George Foreman had it all money, but he passed away. Now he can't take that grill with him. We wish we could warm his ass up and bring him back to life, but we can't. My big housing can't bring. Can't bring it. Can't take it with you. You can't take it with you, man. So I'd rather have a. A good name, man, more than anything. A good name goes a long way. Now I tell y'all, I'm gonna take y'all on this journey with me. I'm on this week of Ones tour right now with Mike Epps, Corey Holcomb, Lil Duval, Carlos Miller, Tony Roberts, Haha Davis, Mojo Brooks. Country Wayne. Man, I'm feeling better than I ever felt in my life. When I go out on stage, I get a high off the laughs. You talking to a man who used to perform in front of 4, 5, 6 people. Now I'm performing in front of 8 to 10,000 people each and every night. And I don't take it for granted as I want to get better. I want to be great. And that's what anything you do. You want to have progress. You don't want to be stagnant. You want to a sin, sin and the sin. So to all the people that's watching this show, all you Argus comedians and you always want to know, man, what did you do? Number one, I kept God number one in my life. Number two, I. I stay consistent. I always stay in the people face, whether it do skits or whatever it was like. You always want to stay consistent, man. That's how. Just be consistent where you on your job and you've been there. Not being late, showing up on time, being somebody can count on you. It goes a long way.
Bubble Dub
It ain't where you start.
Co-Host
I keep telling y'all that.
Bubble Dub
It's where you're in.
Co-Host
Some of y'all didn't have a good childhood growing up. Some of you didn't have your mom and dad in the same house. But you didn't let that stop you from being what you are.
Bubble Dub
Now.
Co-Host
Some of y'all are very successful and you ain't never played sports, professional sports a day in your life. And you are very professional. And you, you're successful. Don't let nobody take you from that. And I'm gonna continue to preach this. Stop letting me. Women think making you men think. They, they. You're not in their league. I see a lot of men. Man, I wish I could talk to her, but, man, I know I ain't her lead. What kind of lead? This whole guy, this whole still borrowing money from her mama, her baby dad ain't paying child support.
Bubble Dub
Think she ain't in your league. Stop it.
Co-Host
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. I'm telling you now, get around good, solid people. Don't be a. Don't be afraid to tell your ideas to people. I know a lot of people right now got money and they don't know what to do with it. Man. Get around the right people. Get you a team and y'all invest. That's your money, man. That's what these white people do. All these banks and all these people. White people because they come together. We can't come together. We get mad one time, we don't. I ain't with him no more. They did to me. That's the wrong attitude to have in this world today. Why we can't get ahead?
Bubble Dub
Why?
Co-Host
Because we get mad. We get high headed might. Don't let a female be involved. And it's really a. Yeah, it's a lot of men in jail behind some funky ass hoes. And I just can't blame the women either. But I'm saying because pride, excuse me, and ego get in the way. Never letting pride get in my way for me. I'M trying to handle some business. I know some people out here in the world don't like me. Now, that's cool. You don't see me mad and talking about them, something I'm not going to do. I don't thrive off negativity. We're gonna be positive over here. So if you got somebody in your life right now and they causing chaos, move off around them, you. They're gonna mean you better than them. Just move. Just remove yourself from toxic situations. Man, I told y'all last week, man, women think being toxic is a zodiac sign.
Bubble Dub
It's not nothing sexy about being toxic. He got to wake up.
Co-Host
When we gonna start loving one another? Your homeboy come in. Bro, you fly today. What's wrong with that? But in this world, man, you riding dick, man. Get off that D, man. I'll let your brother know. You never know what this man feeling. He might not ain't been able to buy the things he could buy now. Now he buying compliment. Hey, bro. Bro, you fresh.
Bubble Dub
Yeah.
Co-Host
Keep that up. Well, I like that or your home girl. Hey, girl, you. You wearing that dress? I don't give a damn if it came from Rainbo. Good. Because it's not the clothes, it's the person. Somebody watching this show right now probably thinking about killing themselves. Don't do it. It's not worth it, man. Don't take your life. Don't cheat. Don't take the easy way out, man. Get through it. I'm here for you. You people in the comments, they here for you. Yeah, we might laugh and joke, but this is a serious matter, man. Check out my real fans that pulling up to the comedy shows on this week of One tour and supporting me and going to Ticketmaster and leaving reviews, man, I appreciate that from the bottom of my heart, man. Like real talk, I got a couple of films coming up, too. I'm about to be a part of. Y'all stay on. Y'all be on the lookout for that, too. I promise y'all, I'm working, and I'm never gonna cheat y'all. I'm gonna give y'all what I'm supposed to give y'all and more. Because without y'all, I wouldn't be in this position I'm in today. So start giving people their flowers while they alive, because when they did, they can't do nothing with them. Yeah, fathers, if you can get in your kids life, man, I know some of your baby mamas make it hard for you, but don't let that stop you from being A good parent to your kids.
Bubble Dub
Least call.
Co-Host
If you can't see them, at least call them, talk to them. Tell your young sons that you love them. Young King, I love you. No matter what you do in life, long as it's positive, I'm there with you. Even your dollar, your dog will need hugs, man. They need to feel that love from their father. Because when they get older, they go looking for it from everybody else, man. And that's when they become hoes. Yeah, when your daughter get 25 and 30 and you wasn't never there for it, they start looking for like me.
Bubble Dub
And God damn it, her angel, I'm gonna save. You should have raised her. I'm going to watching this show and then you know it's presented by prize picks. I keep telling y'all that, man. Go and download prize picks right now, man.
Co-Host
Download that. Use my promo code. Trash with the two H's, baby.
Bubble Dub
Mars Magnets going on.
Co-Host
NBA going on.
Bubble Dub
You could be running it up now. You're betting more or less on your favorite play over there. If you watch basketball, I mean, college, you got Cooper flag over help. What you waiting on? I told you DM me.
Co-Host
I will give you my picks. I don't always win, but sometimes I do. I win more than I lose, I can tell you that. And if you can't watch this show, go to Apple podcast, go to Spotify, type in the bubble dub show. Let's get the downloads up, let's get the views up.
Bubble Dub
That's what we doing now. I know y'all done heard just like I heard the rematch between Tank and Roach going down in June again. Damn it, that's what I want to see. I want to see the best fight the piss. Now that first time. Tank. Thank you. Appreciate that. $5. Now that first fight, Tank, that was your homeboy. But I bet they won't be friends this damn time. Why? Because Tank feel like the world feel like he lost. So now he got a point to prove.
Co-Host
Now we finna see the real Javante Davis in that ring against Lamont Roach.
Bubble Dub
And don't think Lamont Rose gon back down.
Co-Host
Cause he not.
Bubble Dub
This is what it's all about, man.
Co-Host
To man, eye to eye. Nuts for nuts.
Bubble Dub
Glory for glory. I'm going for mines. That's what we gotta do now.
Co-Host
I don't know what kind of vagina.
Bubble Dub
Megan, good guy. But goddamn Jonathan Mayor, he a narrow. Y'all seen that when he did they all that crying you doing shit. Goddamn making good. Still got muscles down there. Some of you women are watching this show 48 and up. You know goddamn well you ain't got no more grip down there. You need to hang it up.
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Bubble Dub
Well, shout out to Megan good and.
Co-Host
Jonathan Mayer, man, for getting married, man. Man found love, man. You know, everybody else didn't want no dogged out, you know, she got with the pastor, he let her go. You know, when the pastor get rid of you. You know something, right? When a pastor get rid of you now. But like I say, it's nevertheless never what you was. It's what she is now. But how y'all feeling? Today is Sunday. I didn't get to make it to church. As y'all see, I'm over here entertaining y'all, but I'm still gonna pay my ties, though. I wish I could be in church more than what I do. And that's on me. That. That's. That's just on me. That's me and the good Lord. Me and him got a great understanding, man. And stop letting people discourage you, tell you, because you gonna go to church and just let God ain't gonna bless you, man. Don't listen to the. That witchcraft type stuff, man. Long as you and God got a relationship, man. That's you and God. But I just know for me personally, I need to go to the church and sit down and. And praise and sing songs and feel good because I'm around a lot of temptations and a lot of devils every day, and I need to be around some saints and. And pray for me. And I'm g. Pray for y'all. That's all I'm saying, man. I just. I just want to be around. I just want to be loved, man. And I want to be loved for not. Not for who I am and not for the things I got, but just because I'm a good person. And y'all should. Y'all should as well, man. I'm just. I'm just in a good space, y'all, honestly. Hopefully y'all in a good space. If you're not, things will get better. And don't give up. Keep chasing your dreams. I'm gonna get in the chat and chop it up with y'all. See what y'all got going today, man. Kang a big raid already. Megan good. Got that onion boot. Hey, she do like, man, like Megan good. You know, she married now, so, you know, I can't even really talk about it like that no more, but Megan good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She the one. Real talk. Tammy. We know. You know, I love y'all, too. You know, it's all love. On my end. Also, any of my fans, any of my people that's watching the show, you know, I'm in Hampton BA Tonight. If, you know, if y'all know somebody that's up there in that area coming to the show and would love to come backstage and kika with me. DM me, let me know. I'm gonna try to make things happen. I'm gonna be in Chicago soon, Baltimore soon. Inglewood, California, coming up, Oakland. Coming up, Arizona. Coming up. Dallas. Home. You know it's going down. Htown Home. It's going down. You know, if you rock with me, man, let me know, hit my dm. I'm gonna try to, you know, get about two or three of y'all to come backstage, kick, introduce y'all to Mike else now. And I guess that's just me giving back, like, because I know some of y'all. You know, some of these people y'all look up to and love y'all, we want to meet them, ain't never met them before. So if I can bring that joy to y'all, I mean, that. That's just what I'm willing to do. I just appreciate everything y'all. Y'all do for me on this show. This show is growing. I want to continue to watch it grow. Once this tour slow down, I'll be able to get back on her more consistently and get in front of y'all and talk my. Like, I'm doing a lot of my fans, you know, I'm letting y'all know now. Me personally, I'm gonna let y'all know now. I think the Cowboys gonna surprise a lot of people this year. We ain't going to no Super Bowl. We ain't gonna do all that now. I'm gonna be real for one. We ain't going to no Super Bowl. None of that. I know y'all heard me say Jalen Hurts was better than. I mean, Dak was better than Jalen Hurts. I was on Perk 30s.
Bubble Dub
I apologize.
Co-Host
But I think we gonna be all right, though. I don't. You know, we're gonna be all right. But don't get. Don't get too excited now. I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna come back on here and talk. First game of the season and we win. I'm gonna say we going to the Super Bowl. But that just me capping. God damn it.
Bubble Dub
Just ride with me.
Co-Host
I really talked about it. You late, brother. Brother. That's the first thing I talked about when I came on the show. I talked about the Lakers getting their head beat last night, bro, and that's just what it is. But it's just one game. It don't define us. It don't define the Lakers. We're gonna be all right, man. LeBron back now, you know he had to go take him a juice break, God damn it. Now we're gonna crank it back up.
Bubble Dub
Luca done lost weight.
Co-Host
That Dick Gregory died is working that. This ain't trash. I set him up through there through granny. It's working.
Bubble Dub
Ain't nothing else to talk about. God damn it, Joe.
Co-Host
I mean, it's March.
Bubble Dub
Gonna be April. May play off next. Next month.
Co-Host
Also, I want to tell y'all something, too. Next month, I'm gonna be doing a. A playoff party. I'll let y'all know soon. NBA playoff party. It might be a Dave and Busters near you. I just want to let y'all know now. What? Y'all want to come and watch the NBA playoffs with me when they kick out y'all? I'm thinking about doing another Dave and Busters. So I'm gonna keep y'all. Y'all stay tuned on that. We're gonna. We're gonna have fun. I'm gonna pull that off. We're gonna have an NBA playoff watch party in the city. I want y'all to pull up on your boy. We're gonna have a lot of fun. And I'm talking about a lot of fun. I'm gonna have my merch on deck, too. So y'all. Because I know y'all been inbox me about when you're the search. What the shirts I got, y'all, so be on the lookout for that. I promise you. You know, supporting the show. But people hit me up and be asking me questions, and I let them know if it's hell no or not. Somebody asked me what I would have if I would have had the opportunity. What? I would have married Megan. Good. And you'll know.
Bubble Dub
See, you heard 50. She's gonna be on half of Hollywood.
Co-Host
Once you imagine you thinking you got you a trophy and you walking around with her and 1015 in hit.
Bubble Dub
Nah.
Co-Host
And you know she gonna gave him head, too, because the way she give you it. So you gotta understand that, man, when a woman give you head, that she that good, you like, man, she cold and giving head. You ain't the first one she gave it to, bro.
Bubble Dub
She can.
Co-Host
Gave it to that man and that.
Bubble Dub
Man and that man.
Co-Host
I can't live with that, dog.
Bubble Dub
I'm too tender. I can't fight But I'm too tender.
Co-Host
That's all I'm saying. I love making good stuff. I couldn't marry her, bro. She'd have been X, Y and Z. I know I talked about it earlier. I'm kind of contradicting myself. I couldn't be working. I ain't gonna say I won't knock her down. I got no condom. I ain't say outlet. I ain't say I wouldn't do outlet. Because you know, Doug go route, dog. I'm not wearing no condom, but I couldn't marry me good. Hell no. I can't do it. Kanye, man. What the going on with Kanye, man? Kanye done lost his mind talking about JC Kids, bro. Like, come on now he playing crazy now. He ain't on medicine. I don't give a damn if I'm Jay Z. Kanye got to see me with the hands, though.
Bubble Dub
Like, he got this.
Co-Host
I'm telling you, if I'm.
Bubble Dub
If I'm Jay Z, I'm putting an old fashioned ad whooping on Kanye West. Hell, and Jesus gonna walk.
Co-Host
Lost his damn mind, man. That spotlight, man. All that money Kanye got and he's still empty. You understand? He got everything in the world to us, but he's still empty inside. He can go out and get that thing ass white woman he with Bianca, but that still ain't king him.
Bubble Dub
Do you hear me? He can go out and grab every woman he try to get. Now a resemble Kim Kardash, but they ain't Kim.
Co-Host
A goddamn fool fumbling Kim Kardash. Ray J too a goddamn.
Bubble Dub
Y'all seen Ray J lately? Built like a goddamn.
Co-Host
Sit your ass down. 5, 1.
Bubble Dub
Wish we could be me.
Co-Host
Ashamed of yourself, man. Do anything for attention to fame out here disrespecting your baby mama, your wife. Come on, dog. You gonna do that on public like that, dog? Do that behind the scenes. Don't do it like that, dog. Sug Nice D dropping bombs. Hey, man, that's the world we live in this day, man. Did he still behind bars, man? Yeah, daily behind ball. But it's a lot of other need to be behind bars too. Yeah, real talk. My partner Yellow Bees in jail, man. Praying for his family. Praying for Mo3 family. Praying for anybody who lost lives in that situation. But Yellow, if you, if you come home, man, you better take your ass to Bali. You better find Russell Simmons or somebody, man. Get your ass up out of him, boy. I'm telling you. But she said sag out here, man. I'm praying for everybody. All parties involved, man. I'M losing so many, so many our brothers to violence. And, you know, I believe in being proven guilty. You know, soon as somebody go to jail, y'all just want to throw stones at them. I don't do that. I like to sit back and let play out for what it is. But at the end of the day, we all losing kids, losing fathers, mothers losing sons. It's sad, man. It's just. It's a sad situation we in right now in today's world. But I'm gonna do my part in loving, being caring, and being understanding and not putting people in the graveyard. I can do my part. We all need to do the same. Man gotta stop getting mad. And like I say, wanna pull a pistol, that's it. Plague out our grandpa's and uncles and grandpa's done this. We got to be able to move forward in life. We can get on here right now, what I'm doing and preaching, and as soon as I get off here, I go grab a gun. Ah, that's. That ain't the business. Because just like I woke up this morning, I want you to wake up the next morning, too. Even if you don't like me, I want you to wake up the next morning and see me fall.
Bubble Dub
That's joy. No, don't like you. You. But they got to wake up and watch me for all everything. That's the berry in this.
Co-Host
And ain't no better feeling in the world. Waking up in the morning, I'm watching one of them thick go to the restroom. I'm sitting back, I watch. I'm like one of them goddamn mongoose. When he see that goddamn black mama.
Bubble Dub
Goddamn black mama see one of them.
Co-Host
Snakes, he don't run.
Bubble Dub
He goes, that's me.
Co-Host
Now, my meat might have been dead two hours ago, but when she go to that goddamn restroom, when I take that goddamn. Look, old blue pill, he feel rise again.
Bubble Dub
King of Scotland boys will go high. Goddamn right.
Co-Host
Thank y'all for watching today's show. I appreciate it. I see y'all again tomorrow night. I'm gonna go live again tomorrow night. Peace and love. I'm out the volume.
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Release Date: March 23, 2025
Hosts: Bubble Dub and Co-Host
Description: The Bubba Dub Show features Bubble Dub and his co-host engaging in raw and unfiltered conversations about sports, pop culture, personal experiences, and social issues, often laced with humor and candid opinions.
The episode opens with a heartfelt tribute to the late George Foreman, celebrating his legacy both as a boxing legend and entrepreneur. Bubble Dub and his co-host reminisce about Foreman's remarkable comeback at age 45, defeating Michael Moorer to regain the heavyweight title. They highlight Foreman's impact beyond the ring, particularly his invention of the iconic George Foreman Grill, which revolutionized indoor grilling and became a household staple.
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A significant portion of the discussion centers around the Los Angeles Lakers' recent performance, particularly focusing on LeBron James' return to the team. Bubble Dub expresses frustration over the team's lackluster performance in LeBron's absence and critiques specific players for their underperformance.
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Bubble Dub and his co-host delve into a comparison between Luka Duncan and the legendary Dirk Nowitzki, asserting that Luka has the potential to surpass Dirk's achievements in the NBA.
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The hosts shift focus to the Golden State Warriors, expressing skepticism about their championship prospects. They critique star players, suggesting a decline in performance and questioning the team's strategy.
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A substantial segment of the conversation addresses pressing social issues, particularly gun violence, its impact on communities, and personal anecdotes related to these challenges.
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The hosts delve into frank discussions about relationships, highlighting challenges in dating, cultural differences, and personal standards when it comes to partners.
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A brief yet intense discussion focuses on Kanye West's public behavior and mental state, critiquing his actions and questioning his impact on his legacy.
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Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts shift focus to Bubba Dub's ongoing comedy tour, discussing upcoming shows, fan interactions, and future projects.
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In the closing segments, the hosts emphasize the importance of positivity, personal growth, and community support. They advocate for overcoming personal and societal challenges through resilience and mutual support.
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The episode wraps up with final reflections on the discussed topics, reiterating the show's commitment to addressing a wide range of issues while maintaining an entertaining dialogue with listeners.
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"The Bubba Dub Show" episode from March 23, 2025, is a blend of sports analysis, personal anecdotes, social commentary, and comedic interactions. Bubble Dub and his co-host offer unfiltered opinions on current events, celebrate the legacies of sports icons like George Foreman, critique the performances of teams like the Lakers and Golden State Warriors, and address serious societal issues such as gun violence and mental health. Their candid and often humorous approach provides a relatable and engaging listening experience for audiences who appreciate raw and honest discussions.
Note: All timestamps correspond to the transcript provided and have been used to reference specific sections and quotes within the summary.