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Okay. Have you heard about this? Last year, Degree changed the formula for their Cool Rush deodorant. Their fans rebelled and wanted the old scent back. And Degree listened. That doesn't happen often.
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Welcome to the Bubble Dub show, everybody. Hope everybody doing good today. Today is Tuesday evening. You know taco ain't no burgers being ate on. No toasted straight taco. Camille. Camille. Meat and cheese. No sour cream, no tomatoes, no lettuce. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Make sure you when you do, you keep your notifications turned on over here on the Bubble Dub Show. I'm back. How y'all doing? How y'all motherfuckers doing? Something going on in the world? Future got a new haircut. I thought Future was one of the sites. Who would have knew a wizard look like Wanda Sykes? Everybody want to go to this meet the gala and walk out. Everybody want to go meet the dollar, but don't nobody want to go church. God ain't pleased with you niggas. He bless you to wake up in the morning, bless you to eat, clothes and all this other shit. But you still don't want to give him your time. Ok, keep playing with him. Yeah, keep playing with him. Last night, I know y'all saw them New York Knicks beat them Boston Celtics. Boston Celtics was up 20 points on that strap up there in New York and still lost. God damn. Jalen Bronson say I ain't going out without fight. Anganobi bowling. Give me Spike Lee rolling over on the movie set right now. Him and Denzel. Gotta admit, I thought the game was over second quarter. I ain't gonna lie. I thought it was over. I thought it was gonna be another win that the Boston Celtic just cruise to. But New York Knicks say it's a new year, dawg. We same New York Knicks that you used to. No, we not. We different. So I wanna give credit. What credit due? Jalen Brunson didn't have the best game. Yes, he, you know, he had what, 20, what, 29 points. But it was only nine for 23 shooting. Wasn't great shooting. Like I said, nobody had a good game. Core Anthony Towns. Look, if you. Cor. Anthony Towns just fucking frustrates me. Am I the only one here? Come my first quarter, 10, 12, motherfucking point bowling. After that, you won't see him no damn more. All that damn filing on pitch. You can't help your team on the bench, big boy. Yes, you got that fine ass Jordan woods, and you do, but that don't mean a damn thing. Been willing too long. When you gonna marry a fam? Duh. Getting messy now. Been with Jordan Wood about six, seven years now. You ain't married yet. Let her go. Let her go? You bullshitting. You supposed to run your big ass down in the flash in the paint. Woohoo. I'm hoping you in the goddamn corner like you goddamn Steph Curry. I'm sick of your shit. You better than what you play, dog. I ain't gonna lie. Yes, you can. Yes, you can stretch the floor. I get it. But they need you in the paint too. Getting rebound, big boy. Cause what's his name? Peringus. He got the big seven, three seven four. White boy for Boston got hurt. That might change his series. Yes, I still got Boston winning this series in seven, but missing him is gonna hurt them for a size while. I know they got Al Horford. Al Horford, owner. Shit, Al Hoffa is old as and y'all know it. Y'all keep talking about Braun taking something. I think Al Hoffa taking something. Cause that ain't had her since his third year in the league. Tell me I'm lying. Yeah, he came out with the hoax. Y'all forgot Al Hofer used to play for the hoax. He ain't had her since his third season. You don't just lose her in Atlanta. You gonna lose no more Duke Haney up there. But the Knicks, 110815. Like I say, Boston Celtics was up 20 points, lost the league. New York got the momentum. Jalen Bronson hitting shot after shot. Josh Hard getting rebounds. Second chances, y'all. That's what I like about the New York Knicks. They get second chances. They hustle. They scrap after every loose ball. And that what happens when you. When you're gonna give up. They could have just packed it in, got ready for Game 2, but they didn't. And as a Boston Celtics fan, I know, I get it. I know game two, y'all gonna come back out more. Seriously, focus. Y'all probably beat them by 30 next game. That's just what I see. But this series gonna go 7. Don't think the New York Knicks is just gonna lay down. They not. And just great basketball all the way around, man. I just. I just love what I seen last night from the New York Knicks. And y'all give me all takes on that. What y'all think, how y'all see this series going between the Knicks and the Celtics right now? Jason Tatum didn't have the best game, 23.7 for 23. Jalen Brown was 7 for 20. He didn't have the best game either. So let's just see what his series goes. I still got the Celtics coming out of this series. But it looked. For right now, though, it looked real interesting from the Knicks. Like, you can't tell me them guys in that locker room ain't ain't really feeling like they can beat ball. Like they really feel like they. We were down 20. We gonna come back at. We can't even have our home court. We got two games in Madison Square Court. And let me tell you Boston Celtics fans this, because I know y'all Got one of the best, loudest arenas in the world up there in Boston, y'all. Y'all magnificence up there. But New York, Madison Square going. It's the miracle, everybody. Fat Joe drunk, Tracy Morgan, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld and the rats gonna be in the building. Believe that. Them rats came quick to wear their new Gucci shoes. Every rat in the city wearing Gucci. And game four, I mean game three, commitment. Told y'all more about New York. Them goddamn rats support their teams. They gonna be good early. I don't know if they wearing white or blue, but if they're wearing white, it's gonna be a white out number. Rats. Master Springer gonna be in that motherfucker. Six, nine gonna be in that motherfucker. I might even man, that I'd be stitching, too. All I'm saying, Nicky born them out the ass niche, duh. This is. I tell it on your bad ass. When she used to work a 9 to 5. I was talking this on my job. I go by all the work, man. Y'all doing good, man. I'm forgotten if we got a meeting, right? I'm gonna go ahead and tell them y'all doing y'all job. Y'all need a raise. I'm talking strictly to the brothers, though, y'all. I'm gonna tell them y'all need a raise. That's on me. You gonna do that? Not bro. I'm for us. I go right in that office. Office and do the opposite, man, y'all need to get rid of them nickels. Bring in some more Mexicans. What I'm seeing, they. They always talking back. They late and they don't want to do nothing. I tell that Mexican to do something, he do it. When I tell Joe to do it. Joe got an attitude. I ain't got time not arguing with them all day and day. They bigger than me. They hot, they sweating, testosterone out through the room. Y'all gonna fuck around, get me knocked out there in the yard. So y'all need to get rid of some of these nickels as soon as I go back out there. I think it went good, boss. I think it went good. I think you're gonna get a raid. What they think the next day we got to let you go? They calling me Bam. They fired me. You bullshitting, man. Let me call you right back. I'm already knowing that them niggas been fired better than me. Say what you want. W ain't right. I needed my job. When I'm on the job, I keep my Motherfucking mouth closed. I don't do no talking. I don't do no talking back. Whatever the boss tell me to do, damn it, I do it. Now, when the boss gone, I'm right along with y'all talking cash money. But when the boss come back, I ain't got a goddamn thing to say. I teach you how to keep a job smart talking to that can't keep a job. Me, I'm smart about, man, I'm gonna talk my. But I'm gonna do it low, low vibrations when the boss around. But when they leave, God damn it, I'm playing. And I know, and I know y'all seen the Thunderlood last night, too? Commitment. Aaron going boundary hit the three at the end. Now, let me just say this. I'm gonna break the game down for the people that's watching. I always think I'm just hooting and Holly don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Let me tell you some real. Let me tell you some real facts about the game last night. Yes, the Denver Nuggets won that game, but you expect to get. You expect jovic to get 42 and 22 and six again. I'm just asking the motherfucking question. Are you expecting that again? Are you expecting Westbrook to get 18 off the bench again like that? Mary had 21, Gordon had 20. Are you? And you barely won. So are you getting where I'm going with that? Do you expect that to happen again? I don't think so. Jalen Williams for the Thunder didn't have a good game. Shay didn't have a good game, had 33 but didn't shoot Wolford. Damn. I'm simply asking y'all a question. Do y'all think Jokishnam could continue to play like that? I don't think so. I think Jokic can probably scope forward in 2010, but the rest of the players that was balling out last night, I gonna see it consistently. And going like that. I see this series going six games down the way. That's just the way I see it. Maybe I'm sleeping on the defending championship from a couple of years ago, but I just don't see it like that no more. I just seeing a flawless game from the Denver Nuggets last night, and they pulled it out. Aaron Gordon with the three at the end. Everything was heroic for them. Everything went they way last night, and they got it. But the Thunder didn't play their best game last night. Let's just. Let's just be real on that part. But all the hate and down talking the these so called scouts and people was doing on Westbrook. Eat your words, nigga. Brody actor balding and I want to come on my show and apologize. Cause when you with the Lakers, I blamed you. You wasn't worth a damn with the Lakers, but it was because how they use you. See, it take a real man to come back and apologize and be 100 with the people and also myself. It wasn't you. Whereas Brooke and you knew that and your real fan base knew that. It was just how the Lakers use you. It was just how the LA Clippers use you. The Denver Nuggets are using you the right way. Letting you do shit your way. And it's working. I can't do nothing but salute you for what you done done this year so far with the Nuggets. The whole man to man, Brody, you're doing your thing. I'm proud of you. And you know, I hope you get your first ring. I mean I hope you know Denver, Denver could, you know, win a ring. I wouldn't be mad. But I don't see y'all winning this series though. I see the Thunder winning this series, but you know, Nuggets won 121, 119. They up 10 right now. They still got in Oklahoma. I look for Oakland comeback. Oklahoma Thunder come back game and beat the dog shit out of. Yes, I know Denver ain't gonna really trip cause she going home for two games. But them goddamn youngsters gonna be ready to go on that road. You can best believe that. Them youngsters gonna be ready to go on that road and do what it do. This ain't no old ass Clippers and James Harden booty breast smelling ass and Kawhi Leonard transmission. All these having ass team. No think about it. Just think about this though. Shay what? Six, seven, six, eight. Mary can't hold that. Do you hear that? Westbrook can't hold that motherfucker. Now they can put the new what's in the new dirts. They could put him on the on the Jamal Murray's of the world. A bun of the world. Cause they about the same height and statue inside this neck. Hey man, I'm just loving. I know y'all are here, man. Your Lakers in Hawaii. You damn right. And that's where they fucking need to be. Every time the Lakers lose, they want to put a report out about Braun being hurt. I'm tired of this take your ao. But it do make me recant what I said though. If that boy really hurt his mcl. And that's the reason why he was playing like that. Maybe he is the goat. I was high that day. I come on this show now. I was fucking high. I was on that. This ain't trash, y'all. I wasn't in my right mind. I was. I was. I was. It was passion, was a healing moment. When I said LeBron was no goat, I'm sorry. I was tripping. I was tripping. I apologize. The reason why? Cause he was hurt. Now I know what y'all gonna say. Come on, dude, you can't be doing that. Don't do whatever the fuck I want to. I can see clearly now the rain is falling. That's all I'm saying to y'all today. Y'all know I be flip flopping. I said I'll be high. I be high. What ain't mean blame the dope. It's too good. They make me do shit that I don't normally do. I hit some shit that last night. It made me want to go snorkeling. Do I look like a nigga that can snorkel? Can you swim? But I call Floyd and say, man, let's go to Miami, dog. Let's get the boat. I want to go snorkeling. He like, dude, you know you can't swim. I can wear a long jacket, though, fam. My point is, I'm not letting that stop me. And that's what we be doing in today's time. We'll let somebody say something to us and discourage us. I'm not doing that no more. So when that whole tell me my thing ain't big, I don't give a damn. It's bigger, though. Might not be big to you, but it's big to some homeless female on the street right now. You think I won't go on the streets and find me one of them homeless hoes and wake her up, clean her up, straighten her up, move in with me. I got a job for you. Commute. Not going to the club no more. Not going to the lounges no more. Not going to the church no more. I'm not going to wall more no more. I'm going on the streets. It's some homeless hoes on the streets that need some tlc. Here I am. They ain't picky either. I raise them goddamn sheets up off their side and let. Goddamn. You stay down here. God damn. Look at God, girl, if you give me three months, I change your life. I believe in going in the streets and building the streets. Up. That's what I'm on right now. I don't know what y'all on, but that's what you want. Real talk. And now y'all notice the people, they always go out. We outside. They be the brokest motherfuckers outside. Ain't paying for shit, taking pictures and videos. We outside. You out there and broke, looking for something. Looking for some guy or some stud to buy you every goddamn drink you want to talk to me, you got. She buying me and my whole team drinks and not. And not. You get your Captain Morgan big dope, tequila drinking ass about my face. That's because you cute. I'm supposed to buy you a drink, Milk. I will not. Them women in the 70s wasn't doing that. Them women in the 70s were nurses, had eight kids, got down, had two or three jobs and got that. Never seen their kids because they was always at work. But they, but, but they made it happen. D Ho. D. They got one job and crime. I don't ever have no time to do nothing for myself. Bother me and them. Didn't have no help and got it done. That's why my baby Bubbly come over here to the house now. I show her nothing but. Lord, I got nothing but love for you, Baby Bubba. Come over here. We go over our insurance policies together. I bury you. And she got me on point. I'm trying to. I'm trying to invest in some funeral homes. Why you gotta get you a whole woman? An old that's on the side of me sitting right here. She doing her puzzles and I'm over here handling this social media business type. No, we. We compliment one another. She makes me better. LA Cool J boy. She makes me better.
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Blinds.com has covered over 25 million windows, all backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Shopblinds.com now and get up to 50% off with minimum purchase. Rules and restrictions may apply. Them young women, they ain't w a damn no more. Man. I keep telling them young ho want too much her pussy like vinegar bottling street. Me £195, too. She dick with kill. Real talk. I grab one. I love you, but you don't know what love is. God brought us together. So what it is. You got a point, young man. I know I do. I know I do. How y'all feeling? This, though, man? I'm feeling real good. Over the weekend, the Houston Rockets lost to the Golden State warriors at home. At home. Rockets. You lost. Jalen Green ain't what I thought he was either, I'm sorry to say. Y'all need to let Jalen Green go. Y'all need somebody else. Because if you had somebody over there like Kevin Durant or Bradley or Devin Booker on this current Rockets team, y'all would have beat the Warriors. Now that guy Thompson y'all got. Y'all got some of him. They single. Y'all got Seagull. Y'all got some of him. Y'all got the team. Y'all just need somebody else to give y'all an extra push. And Jalen Green not here. Nickel. Paint your nail black. Paint them red. Cause you need to be on fire in your way. And that's why y'all let the high right now. Watch this. But you got promise. You got a good freak. You got a good coach, got a good organization right now. I feel like Udoka going, he gonna bring in somebody to help y'all. Rockets a Rockets fan. Y'all ain't got nothing to worry about. Y'all will get out the first round next year. I guarantee you that. I guarantee you the Houston Rockets, they got the first round next year. Y'all got the team. Y'all just add one or two more pieces, some sugar. Because Jalen Green didn't get the job done. All right? I don't know what it is. Like, I don't understand what players, man, he got so much promise. A player that you know can. Can go out and get you 25 and 30, but this motherfucker giving you 12 points. What the fuck going on with you, dog? Like, I. I don't get it. People have all the talent in the world, and they don't, and they gonna display it. I don't want to get up here on my show and say that young man don't work, because I know he work. I do. But is it mentally. Is it mental with these players? Is what I'm asking for the former players that's out there for the players that's in the game? Let me know. Talk to me. Is it mental when you know players that can go out and get you 35, they get you 12. Who's the big brothers in the locker room talking to these players? Because it gotta be confident. Somebody gotta be. You just can't say, hey, bro, no, we'll get them next game. Now you need to be in somebody motherfucking face talking to him, dog, you're better than that, dog. You gonna get this many opportunities to make it to the playoffs. We. We right here. And you ain't get where your mobile at? Naylen Greenfight like he was diabetic. No energy, no sense of urgency, no nothing. Come on, players, come on now. Got to be better than that. And the Pacers, they beat. They beat the kickoff the first game. Get a bag. Ass tail lost, Bone Thugs and Homie for come out with a new album. Not no damn, no, they disappointed. Them damn Pacers come out on fire and they playing again tonight. Who you got? Pacers. I look for the cash to come back for redemption tonight. I do. Dr. Mitchell, you do got that fine ass Coco Jones. And I do mean fine. But we'll make it all better if you take care of goddamn business tonight. That's what you got to do. You go down 01. Cool. We should go. It's all good. We gonna come back. We at home. Home cooked meal. I'm at the Crib a baby. I'm gonna get me some before the game. Might smoke me a little early before the game. I'm gonna get to the game early. About two hours early. I'm a free throat, you know what I'm saying? Get in. Get in the groove. You young. Ain't doing that. Why? Cause you're too busy at the house arguing with your girlfriend about what goddamn jeans you gonna wear or what shirt you gonna wear. You arguing with y'all women cause you want to wear their clothes. Y'all want to wear their purses and what they do that at. Y'all didn't have no final figures in. Y'all lie. When you. When. When we get your mama at work, you at the high with your little sister. You trying on mama heels, you trying on mama blouse, you trying on mama earring, you putting up on makeup. Damn, boy, you really want to be a woman. But you get good at basketball, that's all. You ain't got the house, Joe. Mama, be who you are. It's a free world. Even though America ain't shit. Cause you can go to jail. You can go to jail for weed and come home and find nuggets of Fortune 500 industry. Tell me I'M lying. We're just stating the facts here tonight, y'all. So I do look for the Cleveland Cavaliers, The Tiger series up tonight. Golden State facing off against that badass Ant Man. Oh, yeah. Golden State going up there to Minnesota, face off against Ant man. And let me just say this right here tonight, today, I bet you Rudy Goldberg don't do that against them warriors that have a nightmare about Draymond Green. The same that was in that barbershop couldn't hear. Clarence, come here. That's Draymond. Who you talking about? I'm coming to America. We know when they was in there at that beauty pageant and he put that a chicken in that collection box. What you doing, Claire? I thought it was the trash. Can I whoop your ass? The person who said I whoop your ass is Draymond Green. Draymond Green older than what they saying is. I'm just telling y'all the truth. I know they say, LeBron, 40, bro, 45. Bullish 45, Draymond 47. But I look for this series, I think this series gonna go six games. I think Minnesota get the warriors out of there in six games. I really do. I feel like Ant man gonna be a little too much for him. Nas Reed, make a believ out of me. McDaniels make a believ out of me. I just think. I just think Minnesota just got a little bit too much for the Warriors. I think the experience of the warriors got them past the Rockets, but I don't see him getting past the the Minnesota Timberwolves. But I just don't see Rudy Goldberg dominating the warriors the way he dominated the the Los Angeles lakers. I like J.J. reddick. He's a young coach, but I think Steve Kerr is a little bit more smarter than that. Even though Steve Kerr coaching has been questioned at times this year by him not playing Kaminga at times, not playing Buddy Hills at times. Buddy Hill. I talked sugar about you the other day, and I'm glad I did because game seven, you came out and ball, because the game I came out and watched you play game five in H town, you can do a thing. You hollered at me. I appreciate you being cool with me. I appreciate that, dog. But damn all that. Put some points on the board. I got. I didn't pick you. I didn't pick you. On proud pick, dog. You think I'm smiling because I which I do. But the same time get more than eight points. The you wake up in the morning, I got a game today, baby. When we about to go do our thing and scope eight point trainers, bitch. I'm not trying to score eight, I'm trying to score 40. Where's the butter Hill? And we saw it. Can't sell. We saw it will. We see it Game one. But your game traveled. You did it in Houston. It traveled in Houston. You went to home. Can you keep it on the road? If you can, brother hill can average 20 points this series. I know I said Timberwolf's gonna win this series in six, but if Buddy Hill averaged 20 points this series, somehow, some way, the Golden State warriors will win this series. Anybody on here beg to differ? Let's talk about it. Somebody say book two. Buddy Hill. Real talk. Damn, man, you gonna win something, you're gonna lose some of them things, man, because. But you gotta play. That's the thing. You're gonna win something, you're gonna lose. So see this NBA topic that I'm talking about now, it's being presented by prize picks. In case y'all didn't know, right there at the bottom, man, all you got to do is, is just put in my promo code trash with the two H's. That's all you got to do. You put $5 in, they gonna give you 50. Matter of fact, they doing something even better than that right now, man. They're doing a three pick flex. You got all the way up to May 31st to put a three pick flex in. You can do it up to five times a day. It don't matter if you win or not. The reason why I'm telling you how to put these three pick flexes in right now, because you could have a chance of going to the NBA Finals. Yeah, you can get a chance to win. And going to the NBA final court side don't matter if you win on your pick or not. It's about the entry for them. So if I was y'all, I'd be putting in my three pick flicks right now because I just put mine in last week. I ain't do shit, but I just put me another three pick flex in. If you want my three pick flex, I'm gonna put it on my Instagram DM in my stories. Bubble dub 94. I'll put my three pick flex up for tonight. And you can make a whole kind of three pick flexes though. That's the thing though, you know, you can do it up to five times a day, you can't beat it. Prize pitch, man, just. You just picking more or less on your favorite player though. It got Draymond Green down for eight and a half points. Either you think he gonna hit more or less. Go holler at your boy and do what I asked you to do. You want to get this paper, I'm going to put you in on the game. And if you can't watch my show at times, go to Apple Podcast and Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub show. Boom, there I am. There I am. NBA Playoff Talk. You want somebody that's going to come over here and talk that talk, not be all PC and trying to be. Nah, nigga, I'm going to give it to you. A role. The only way I know how is to break the game down to you. It's the way I'm telling you. I'm not gonna sugarcoat shit. And is it me is that these motherfucking players can't make free throws. What's going on? These can't make a free throw to say they damn lie. They can hear three 38 foot three nothing but get to the free throw line. Air ball, nigga. What's going to. Your hand coordination, your concentration. Follow through. They gonna have it. But you got it for these hoes, though. You got it for the. You got. You got all the concentration in the world for these hoes. That's distractions. You gotta come to the court. Bow. Now, I know a man that was going through some in his life. Kobe Bean Bryant, that rape he was going through off the court. But when that came on that court, do y'all remember that boy had nine straight games of 40 some points each and every night. These players right now can break up with their goddamn girlfriend and had a worst game. This will face him right Put no ball there. These find out them little hole gave up that muster, can't they trust me. I know. I know it. I found out my girl cheated on me. I had to go get a I beat. I had to get sedated. Do you hear me? I had to get sedated. I thought my life was over, thinking she at work, she had some apartment. Getting her goddamn back beat. I'm talking about getting her back beat in my. Was wobbling when she come out the apartment. Because I stayed out there till she came out. I ain't go up there and try to find out what apartment she was in back then. I didn't try to do all that. I just knew. I seen my car because I had a tractor in the. And when she come out, she was wild and I jumped out the car. You I call all kind of b. Lord forgive me. I did. But the end up coming out, too. He ended up coming out, too, telling me, get my ass out my stuff. And I did. I got my ass out my door. And then I sit around and wait and see what Corey got in and wrote down his. His. His tags. Yeah. Come here. License plate. Come here. Had a buddy on the forest. I had a buddy work for the police park. Hey, run these place for me, dog. He come back, told me some. Oh, he. He got. He's a prior this and prior he is. Okay, well, let's just say that man ain't no longer on the streets. Let's just say that. And the last time I heard, he had 15 more years to go. And that's just the way I like it. I'm back in good graces with my baby mama again. So let's just say I ain't worried about that no more. If it's a problem, y'all, I always remember this. If it's a problem, it can be fixed. You ain't got to go and kill nobody like y'all be doing behind the hoe. I could have bow, bow, bow and been in jail. I could have been somebody woman in there. But never. You got that think people sometimes, y'all. You got to think smart. You got to be rational sometimes. Man. I beat him the right way through the system. We don't need drug dealers out here no more. Not them kind. He was killing our people. He was killing our people. And his mama went to my church. He went to my mama church. I know that boy, Mama. You know what I'm saying? I know that boy, Mama. I know she didn't raise him like that. But the devil can get into anybody. And I'd be less of a man to have people out here killing my people on these streets. I can't do it. I can't live with that. So when it was time to walk in that motherfucking courtroom, I did. I walked it on my head. Hell high. I heard the people calling me a rat, and I didn't give a damn. God put me on earth to help the people, not kill them. We are all God's children. We gonna act like it. We treat people like shit and then come back around. We be needing the same people we treat like shit. Stop treating them like shit, because you bet. Because you never know where your help gonna come from. Do you hear me? You never know where your help gonna come from. So I always treat people how you want to be treated. Treat them with love. Treat them respect. And you hope they do it in return. We can't worry about how other people treat other people. You only can worry about how you treat people, man. Real talk. You want people around you. You are who you surround yourself with. Remember that. You don't want to be in a room full of people when you leave. They talk about you. You want to be in a room full of people when you leave. Nothing but good things being said about you, whether you dare or you not. Them the kind of people you need to surround yourself with. Real talk. Yeah, them gangster. Yeah, they cool, but they dangerous. It's a lot come with being around them who act gangster and hard and want to be showing off the jury all the time and flashing money that it's a price to pay. You can flash all the money you want, but you best believe them damn wolves kicking in your dough. So sometimes you got to keep shit. You're gonna see Elon Musk holding money up to his ear wearing all that shit, do you? Hell no. Hell no. So we have to be smarter. That's all I'm saying. Black people be smarter. With your money, I can't tell you how to spend it because you can do what you want to do with your cause it's yours. But be smart about it because if you don't, will try to take it from you. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying to y'all day, man. He knows what he saw.
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Unknown Speaker 5
And he's here to tell you.
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Ryan Seacrest
If y'all watching this show, y'all know we do some Kyle the hell now, you know what I'm saying? And somebody and somebody hit me up. D Day Bubble dub. When you travel today, do you be by yourself? Hell no. Even though I ain't got nothing on me. But I just. My security go over me. Big boy with me everywhere I go. And I got him on Creole team now. Goddamn right feeding big boy creatine around the house. Walk around, you want to, he'll show you something. I ain't gotta worry about my brother in law no more. I bet you that now it's one more person I got to deal with. And that's my cousin. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yo, big boy, I got something for you. You ever heard you say you want to do something to me? That's the way you talk. But let me see if you gonna think that way when that big six eight monster with me. God damn it, let me see you do something to me. Cause I already done told him, do what I pay you to do. I don't give a damn about him being my cousin. You better put him on his neck. Put him on his neck in front of him. I want to do it at the family reunion, too. I'm coming to my family reunion, making this out for our child. Whole ass meals. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get in shape, too. I'm gonna start working now, too. I got a goddamn chicken chest right now. But goddamn, give me August. I'm gonna be goddamn looking like is. Stop bullshitting with y'all. I get swollen eating right, drinking right, living right. That's the thing. And I'm shining, right? I'm shining cuz the good lord. Some of y'all shining, too. Your people around you see it. They might not say it to you, but you're shining. Keep doing what you're doing. A lot of people around you trying to figure out how you doing what you're doing. But don't you. It ain't your job to tell them, keep doing what you're doing. Don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Always remember that, man. But I'm ready. I know. This past weekend, Ryan Garcia lost. You see what happened? When you ain't on ped, you can't do a damn thing. Now I need all my big bad ass Miskins friends to come on my show, right? What excuse y'all got for Ryan? Roland wasn't trying to hear that shit. He went to left hood about, wow, come here. Didn't know what happened. Talk to all that shit about what you were gonna do, Ryan, to Rollie, and you didn't do it. We saw you in the back of that SUV crying, dog. We saw you. And. And I see the competitive in you. I do. But you ain't. You ain't. You ain't bad as you thought. You ain't bad as you thought. Now, you just came off a controversial wing against Devin Haney that you cheated. I don't give a damn how much was in your system, dog. You cheated. At the end of the day, you cheated Devin Haney. But you come out the other night and lost against Rollie. And I'm not saying Rollie a bad fighter. Yeah, she done got dropped a couple of times, but it's redemption. So shout out to you, Rollie, you did what you did. You backed it up. People had you picked to lose, and you won. Shout out to you. Now, Devin, you didn't look that good to me. I don't know about y'all, man. David didn't look that good to me, y'all. That's all I'm saying. You didn't look all that you want, brother Bill, I love you. You know I joke with y'all day. It's never personal. It just, you know, baby, both you look goddamn good. Now, I don't know who training y'all, but y'all need to go train with the best. That's all I'm saying. Y'all need to get back to the roots when you first started, when you were looking like monsters and everything. Now. Now it look like y'all working with triangles. That's on Fentanyl. You ain't keeping your hands up, your guard up here. When you throw a left hook, you're bringing your hand down. He ain't got to be him. When you throw a point, got to be able to block it. Your hand all down here. Now you getting talent. Now, how who can't fight know this. And y'all been in boxing y'all whole life. Y'all don't know this. I know I can't fight. My security guard can, though. Goddamn right. I'm handing out ass whoopings. I will hand out ass whoopings. I'm not handing out ass whooping. I'm handing you over to the cops. And I'm not one of them. Oh, man. Everybody don't know you talking to the car or you. I mean, that don't bother me. I love that. I'm sitting right there to the cops. Get here, I'm gonna explain everything that went on, and I'm gonna put on a little bit more. Yeah, you might be over here on your side. I'm over here. And they might be over there talking to you right now and trying to figure this thing out. But at the end of the day, after they figure it out, you're going to jail.
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You just getting started right now. It's a little rough for you. Keep pushing the money gonna Come. But see, it got to be more than the money that you're doing it for. It gotta be the love of this. It gotta be something in you that's driving you. See, I love comedy. I ain't just doing it for the money because I was doing this for free. Once upon a time, I was doing this for free. I remember when we weren't getting paid for skits, I was just putting them out. Putting them out, putting them out. That's. You gotta love it. Whatever you're doing, you gotta put your all into it. I know some of you get on here and you got a girl right now, she ain't the same size she was five years ago. She a big little bitch now. Still love her. She used to eat one hot dog, she eat three. Now. She space them out, but she still eat three. Used to be one. I'm going to bed, baby. I don't eat nothing there. Now that getting right back up again in seconds. Then later on tonight by 11, 12, after y'all do, y'all do. She eating again before she laugh. But you got. Baby, you ganging a little. Little too much weight now. And we getting older now. It's hard to get it off for you. Now you gotta encourage your woman, man. You still a beautiful. You a big. Now he gets getting hard on me to wrestle with you. Like resting with a goddamn bell. I'm not in shape. So. So ease back off the hot dog. Rotate. Dip a little bit. Start cooking salmon, smoked lemon, butter. You could put your seasoning on it, baby. But all the heavy food, let's stop it. See, I'm an old school type. I come up on the old school people. See, I'm a real nigger, you know, I like soul food. Kind of like Barblynn. When she come over, you know, my baby got that sweet between her legs. I call it dressing. Yeah, Barbara Lynn got that sweet dressing. And I tell her all the time, let me put some turkey with that dressing. Come here, let me put my turkey in your dressing. Barbalina, she come over there, she take that goddamn. She take that. She. I got the old school. They, they. She got the real lingerie, not that booty shorts or a T shirt back. Real lingerie. It take a minute to get it off of them. But when I get that goddamn lingerie off, goddamn, Barbara's men say, I ain't told y'all. Barbara Lynn, 6:3 J. O. Got me a big mound to climb. And I be climbing that mountain. Do you hear me? She take them goddamn teeth out. Come here Bubbly ain't got no teeth. Hell, no. She don't heal. She don't heal. Put your phone out, baby. It's off. But I gotta leave. I gotta vibrate in case my grandbaby's calling. Yeah, your grandbaby's 25. Them they gross, them they go. They time to get this love making going on. But thank y'all for watching today's show. You know, I'll be going live tomorrow around the same time, too, so we can get caught back up on schedule. Make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit subscribe button. Keep the notification turning on. Tell a friend, tell a cousin, tell a homie about the bubble dub show. Tell them you enjoyed it. Tell them we laugh. Tell them we talk about God. We talk about everything on the show. We talk about what's going on in the world. I know y'all seen that black man Rodney Hinn Jr. Rang over a police officer because the same police officer killed his son, rather was justified or not, the father felt like he had something he had he needed to do. And I'm not telling everybody to go and do this because right is right and wrong is wrong. But they gonna stop motherfucking killing us. They gonna stop motherfucking killing us because now they starting to see there's consequences with this shit. You gonna kill my son? I'm coming to get two. As a father, we don't know what that man going through in his mind, y'all. As a father, we don't know. But he felt someone right for him to go and do what he did. Man ain't never been trouble in his life from what I hear, what I know so far. The information I can gather could be wrong, but I don't think he have. And for him to go do an aggravated murder like that, he had to think something wasn't right with that police officer killing his child. So he said, I know y'all not gonna do nothing about this officer killing my child. We seen it countless and countless of times. A police officer killing innocent black folks or just innocent people in general, and nothing has been done to him. He said, nah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna handle this on my own. And they had an arrangement for him yesterday. I don't know if y'all saw it or not, but he was in court with his lawyer, and they. The judge allowed 40 cops in there. Never had that many cops in there. I guess they were showing love for the fallen soldier cop. And I get that. But he walked in with his head held high. No fear you can see in his eye. I did what I had to do. I'm not scared of y'all, man. Y'all can kill my baby boy. I don't give a damn about living them. I don't care. But y'all gonna stop killing innocent people, man. Y'all. Y'all gonna stop this, man. Same way y'all want to go home to y'all families, These people want to go home to their families too, man. Sometimes I get it. You police officers, you're in the line of fire. You got to handle business. I'm simply talking about the one where y'all didn't have to shoot them. It's what I'm talking about. Because some of them, they need to be shot, God damn it. But for the ones who didn't deserve be shot. And y'all killed them. Y'all wrong, man. Y'all are so wrong, man. For the people, white people watching the show. Thank y'all. I appreciate y'all. You know, for the most part, some of y'all are good. I'm being honest. Some of y'all are good. We don't have to worry about that. But if some of y'all know deep inside y'all ain't right, and you try to hide it, man, and you come on here and you say, smart, well, he shouldn't have been running. You don't know what was going on. Man can run all day, but if he ain't in no threatening position or trying to harm the cops or nobody here, he shouldn't be shot in his back like a dog. That's a coward. That's a coward move. And it's been happening over and over and over and over. And we sick of it. We sick of it. When it happens, all y'all do, y'all go using the race thing again. That's the most insensitive thing you can say, man. The most insensitive thing you can say. Cause if you lost a child the same way, you red faced motherfuckers will be up there on every. Every count, every sheriff in the goddamn world. But when it's us, we need to quit crying. That's bullshit. And it takes us to get this shit the right way. Start voting in the right council people, the right commissioners, and the right governors. It's up. Folks is with us. Our neighborhoods and communities ain't gonna get right until they start with us and start letting them buy us out. We give you 2 million if you get the black vote. Fuck that. We want some righteous people in the building. We want some people. That's people in the building. Whether they white, black. But long as you. As long as you're for the people, man. Peace and blessings. I'm out. See y'all later on.
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New out of nowhere obstacle. New all or nothing moments. New less than likely triumphs. Season two of the Unshakeables podcast has it all. Hi, I'm Ben Walter, CEO of Chase for Business and host of the show. We're excited to bring you more inspiring stories from small business owners who share the what are we gonna do Moments that ended up changing everything. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Chase Mobile app is available for select mobile devices. Message and data rates may apply. JP Morgan Chase bank and a member FDIC. Copyright 2025 JP Morgan Chase & Co.
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