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Oscar Mayer
If you like bacon, you'll love Oscar Mayer thick cut bacon. It's smoked for 12 hours. That's a really long time. So for that delicious smoky flavor, keep it Oscar. It's time for that once a year event, Truck Week where you save big on America's biggest trucks including the 12 ton, 12 liter, 12 hours of Oscar Meyer smoking thick cut bacon for half the day, they're still smoking that bacon. If you're driven by your love of smoky thick cut bacon, keep it Oscar.
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Justin Jefferson
What's good Justin Jefferson here?
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Ryan Seacrest
Football is a lot of explosions, a lot of energy and attitude with these open earbuds. To have good sound and to be so light on your ear, it's like a dream.
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Justin Jefferson
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Football Announcer
Football is on and it's only on Prime Video.
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Ryan Seacrest
There he goes.
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Football Announcer
This week, the AFC's Oldest Rivalry is reigniting as the Pittsburgh Steelers visit the Cleveland Browns.
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Ryan Seacrest
Wow, what a play. Here.
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Football Announcer
Coverage begins with TNF tonight. Not a Prime Video member sign up for a 30 day free trial to stream the game. It's the Steelers and Browns Thursday only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.
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T-Mobile Representative
You can count on T Mobile to help keep you connected from big cities to small towns on America's largest 5G network. And if you're an AT and T customer, T Mobile will pay off your locked up phone up to 650 bucks.
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Albertsons/Safeway Representative
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Ryan Seacrest
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T-Mobile Representative
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Ryan Seacrest
The volume. Yeah, Wednesday night on y'all. Yeah, Wednesday night, story time with your boy. How y'all doing? I know y'all already people New Jersey get the looking. What you looking ass? Get the looking. Yeah, it's a Raven. It's everything except for a cowboy jersey. I can bet you that. First. The first me change. Hit the like button. Go hit the subscribe button. For my first time users, welcome to my first time subscribers coming over here to the Bubble Dub show. Welcome. Now, y'all all been. Y'all been. Y'all. Y'all been in y'all feelings with me ever since I put on the Buffalo Bill jersey. But I told y'all what lawyer to nothing. I'm wearing every other team but the cowboy jersey. I'm all about winning. I'm done with the loser. I didn't got a taste of winning with the Buffalo Bills last week, and so I want to continue it with the Raider. That's all. I know it look good on me. Instead of being a hago, congratulate me on my success with my football teams. But tonight, that ain't what we here for. It's story time with me tonight. We hear really about that. I'm here to talk to y'all. Oh, y'all don't trump the president again. And let me tell you, Nick, something right now. You can talk that all you want on the Internet. You can talk it all you want in your house, you big bag and all that. But I bet you gonna talk that in that workplace tomorrow. I bet you that tell how you really feel. I bet you don't. All that walking in, all that attitude. Stop it. Keep the same energy. You bad. I bet you don't. You know why? Cause you got bills. Hey, you can't do nothing about. God said let the Donald Trump. You can't do a thing about that. And I'm talking to some of your women, not all of you, but some of you got an attitude. I can't. I don't know how I'm gonna live with that man in office. How the hell you living with the. You got. He already don't work. He dropping you off at work, but you dealing with it. And you can't deal with Trump. Stop it. Get out your mother feelings. Because at the end of the day, no matter if Kamala won, you still have to take your rabbit ass to work. But with Trump being in office is benefits. What the hell you talking about? The benefit. She. When I went to work they move it with fresh donuts, fresh coffee, Diet Coke everywhere. When white folks drinking Diet Coke, it's happy times at the job. They let us off at 1:30 today and bogus pizza from pizza hood cheese crust, come here. Wait. The ain't fed us in three or four years. But when Trump back in off and now they feeding us again. And I'm loving it for one. Cause I'm always coming to work hungry, dinner, barely have money to get to work and definitely ain't got no money to get nothing to eat. Now they back feeding us. I'm going to work early tomorrow. I don't give a damn about y'all calling me no Uncle Tom Sambo. I don't give a damn. Call me fat and fool. I bet you that. I can't believe the sensitivity that you people are having. Like y'all, like some of y'all didn't even vote. But I'm up here talking. Shut up. Shut y'all asses up. Not for the real people that know what's coming ahead. Let me tell you now, ladies, you ain't got to eat no more sloppy joe. No more chili dogs that dead. When that man going office in January, it's seafood balls again. King crab all over again. Lynn from Austin Hood get ready. They own they way you think. Them line used to be longer. Turkey. Little hood, you wait till Trump get back in office, baby. It's gonna be oysters everywhere down here in H town, baby. I'm telling you what God I love right now. You women done lost a little weight. You, you say you lost a little weight because you ain't been eating the food that you eat. Y'all don't want the plant based food. Now you stop Trump back in office, it's gonna be crawfish, potatoes, corn everywhere. They gonna start back wearing the gloves again. You know what I'm talking about? Y'all go eat them crab. It'd be maybe having them little gloves on that. Them barbers that need the barber, the car they're supposed to be using, that's what they gonna have on their hands. Eating that, eating that crawfish. I can't wait. Because one thing, I'm gonna keep it 100 because I know the prostitutes gonna love this. They ain't got to suck as many as wee wees no more. Everybody got money. When you got money to tip them holes a little extra. I know I Normally give you 45, but today I'm giving you 80. That ain't normally like you, Charlie. Hey, I got it now. So I'm letting everybody know right now, it's okay. The world is not finna end just because this man back in office. It's not finna end. I know you women want it wanted power. Hell, I wanted it for you. But it didn't work out. She lost. So since she lost, we're gonna congrat. We're gonna congratulate Donald Trump. Whether you like him or you don't like it, we're gonna congratulate him. He's a winner. Let's see what he can do for this country. And so far, even though he ain't back in office yet, I have seen nothing but great things. There was no trash on side of the road today. I ain't bullshitting. Normally be plastic bags, sodas and. And bags of chips trash. I ain't see none of that today. It wasn't no Coors Light. It wasn't no Milk Alone Ultra. It was no Budweiser. It wasn't under them lifting sweet tea. It was none of that. No convenience stores today. They've been bought out. The white boy came through and loaded them damn coolers down with no ice either. I thought hurricane and I already hit them big duly trucks was coming in, holding the door open. Come on in. I got it for you, brother. Right on. I doubt one of them. One of them pay for my damn gas. Ain't no white boy pay for my gas while Biden was in the office. Sure did Trump get his red head ass. And now no white boys happy again. I'm going fishing this weekend with one of them. She. They got a big old boat. I'm going out there. Well, wearing my life jacket, though. Cause you know, white people might get a little too happy and drunk when I push my black ass in. I'm gonna have on my live jack. You can't drown me. The money on the way. I got to be here to see this. Now, I want y'all people to get out y'all feelings and get in your Bible. You say you love God. Show him. Show him you love him. Cause I can't tell my mama the main one today. I'm gonna have to stop talking to you. Let me tell you something, Mama. And I love you dearly. I'm your son. You talk to me all you want. I'm not gonna disrespect you, but the same way you disrespect me, I want you to go disrespect your boss. I bet you don't do it. That's all I'm saying. Keep the same energy you got with others, keep it with your puppy, with your boss. Y'all gonna go to work on y'all best behavior. And y'all know it. It's a new day. It's a new day in America right now. And the white people are happy. They are excited. They starting back to have bonfires again. And damn it, when white people are happy, what we safe. That's all I'm saying. When white people are happy, black people, we are safe. What's the problem? They ain't figuring that nothing happen that's no more. They need us at. They need us at the us at the workplace. They figure store back going on vacations. They figured back going to Bora Bora, Indonesia and all them. They gonna have some of y'all black people gonna be in charge at the job. Y'all should be happy and thankful. You forget all the overtime you want so you can stop borrowing money. I'm happy because my people finna stop calling me borrowing money every month. Now they back in office, they can work many hours as they want. And I'm happy. I'm proud of that. See, for most people, y'all make this a black and white thing. I don't. I make this a money thing. It doesn't matter who in office. We still gotta go to work. We still got a job to do. It's been 75 white presidents, black people, what has it changed? Nothing. So what you crying about now? All abortion stop. If you women worried about abortion, stop. Now I understand. If you get raped, God forbid, I hope you pray you women don't. But if something like that, I understand. But just because you. You feel. God damn it, stop. That's all you got to do. You can't. Yeah, you don't went down and that ugly. But he got money now you're pregnant now you want to get regular pay. No. You gonna have that little ugly big head retarded looking mother. You gonna have him. You have a baby shower for that big head looking motherfucker and everything. Don't you show that ultrasound. Don't you show that ultrasound. We already know how he look like his father. You want to have that baby in the dark? You gonna deliver that baby in the dark. And I put no light on that new baby. You women out here gonna be sleeping with these. I tell you women, y'all sleep with who? Y'all want to start sleeping with who you need to sleep. You gonna run out here and got pregnant by this cyber bad bill ass looking. No. Now you want to run and get rid of it. No, you're not. For y'all watching the show, I know y'all gonna be a little sensitive. Jokes, y'all. I know you're gonna be a little in your feelings. Come on. We should be able to do what you want, baggage. And you can do whatever you want with your body, baby. These are just jokes. This is entertainment. Don't take this the wrong way, but if you do. How y'all doing this Wednesday night? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. I can have a great day. I'm full of. I've been all day. I ain't gonna lie. From the coffee, from the donuts to the pizza. And I'm. I've been having a great day. I want to ask. That's why I'm going live tonight. I want to know how y'all feeling tonight. Talk to me. I'm in the chat. Damn it. Talk to me. How y'all really feeling, man? Because everybody done called and cushed me out. Sell out. How I'm sell out. I ain't put that man in no damn office. All I'm telling y'all is white people being nice to me again. And I love it. I'm gonna start coming to work early. Is. Yes, ma'am. Rachel. Yes, sir. Ty. I'm gonna make sure the flow clean like they pose to because I know a bonus is coming. I need that damn bonus. I want child support. You thought I was. You thought I was telling already at my job. I'm gonna start telling even more. I'm gonna turn to a black. Karen. You know Charles smell like weed. He what? Smell like weed. Short for the last two days, Charles done walked into her smelling like weed. Upset that Trump back in office. You lying. No, I wouldn't lie, sir. I wouldn't lie. What you recommend we should do? Get rid of him. Yeah, that's me. I'm gonna start talking like a. At the job again. I can't wait to get to where I got my clothes already laid out on the bed like his first day of school again. Come here. Come here. I'm not with the Cowboys no more. Y'all don't. Y'all don't listen to me. I'm with Willows. I still got the Cowboys in my heart. I do. But I'm with Williams right now. If you a Cowboy fan and you want to move on to another team, go ahead. These damn teams ain't paying us to stay with him. It's y'all crazy. I do what the hell I wanna do you do what the hell you want to do? Man, I don't even. I can't respect you, man. You. You can't be switching teams like that. The hell you say? Telling you now, man, do whatever you want to do. But that ain't the reason why I got y'all here tonight. Don't try to let me know if I'm right or wrong. Right? And I was driving down the road today and I seen a car that was broken down. And when I normally see people broken down with a flat tire, I always try to be, if I ain't busy, I try to pull over and help. What today? Single car broke down, didn't know who it was. I pull over and I pull over to help the person. It's a person that beat me up at Walmart and I gotta keep it 100, man, this dude beat my ass and flip flops. I'm not bullshitting. I can still hear the put no hands on me security guard that were working there didn't do a damn thing. I hate the security guard to work at Walmart. Them hoes don't do a damn thing. Sitting there holding that, walking, talking. Get on there and talk. There's a problem going on out here in this damn parking lot and I need help quickly. So it's the dude I'm feeling here. But I noticed this, the dude that put hands on me in Walmart and he digging in flip flops. That humbled me. Have you ever got your ass whooped by somebody in flip flops? Y'all think about it. Putting feets on my ass in the parking lot security card didn't do a thing. But Walmart expect me to keep coming back and spending my hard earned money with them, but they don't want to keep me safe while I'm shopping. Hell no. So when I got close to him, he recognized. He recognized his fish going inside my face, and I recognized it, too. And I looked down to see if he had flip flops on again, and he did. Guess what? I did, y'all. I'm a real man. And I don't mind putting the past behind me because my mama raised a Christian. When I realized that was the man that put them hands on me, I did the most realist thing I could ever do. I went over there and shook that man hand and asked him, do he need any money for a new time, I will gladly buy you a new tie, fam. I ain't with him no damn mo. I. I'm not doing. I'm. I'm I've been blessed. Remember God. Working mysterious ways, y'all. Fresh coffee, donuts and pizza. Somebody paid for my gas today. Remember I told you about the white boy today. So why then? I wanted to pass the blessing on. Even though that man beat my ass. I had to miss work back then, two or three days. I'm still. I found it in my heart to forgive him. Do you understand that? Make me a better person, man. That mean I'm growing. That mean I didn't mature it. Some of y'all not maturing. Some of y'all still holding on to beast back in high school. Man, I don't like that man. Every time I see him. We gotta do something. That's why you got a feeling on your record now. That's why your ass can't vote. But you over here calling me trash. Cause I'm, I'm talking about Trump being an outfit. No, you trash.
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Oscar Mayer
If you like bacon, you'll love Oscar Mayer thick cut bacon. It's smoked for 12 hours. That's a really long time. So for that delicious smoky flavor. Keep it Oscar. It's time for that once a year event, truck week where you save big on America's biggest trucks including the 12 ton, 12 liter, 12 hours of Oscar Meyer smoking thick cut bacon for half the day, they're still smoking that bacon. If you're driven by your love of smoky thick cut bacon, keep it Oscar.
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Justin Jefferson
Yo, this is DJ Wells with Club 520 podcast. We all got a thing obsession. For some of us it's vintage fashion, our cars, anything we can collect. There's a place where they all live under one roof. EBay. Where closets get filled with statement pieces and vintage fonts. Where designer handbags are the real deal and all your favorite desktop sneakers wait for you. Maybe you live for uncovering rare trading cards. A quick search on ebay is like opening a door to stacks of them. And if it's your car that fuels you most ebay is a stock garage filled with any part you need for any do it yourself job. The best part is on ebay it doesn't matter what you're into. Maybe you're into a museum worthy vinyl collection covering a walls for the ceiling and retro movie posters. Or just can't stop thinking about antique ceramics at 2am can't get it out of your head thing. It's on ebay. So go ahead and find what keeps you up at night. Ebay. Things people love.
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T-Mobile Representative
You can count on T Mobile to help keep you connected. From big cities to small towns on America's largest 5G network. And if you're an AT&T customer, T Mobile will pay off your locked up phone up to 650 bucks when you.
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Albertsons/Safeway Representative
Switch $650 via virtual prepaid card. Card typically takes 15 days.
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Ryan Seacrest
New finance device qualifying credit and port in 90 plus days with device and eligible carrier and timely redemption required.
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Albertsons/Safeway Representative
Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway planning to entertain in your home this holiday season. Make sure you stock up on all your household clean essentials before guests arrive. Now through December 3rd. Save when you shop in store or online on items like Swiffer pet, Swiffer Wetjet, Mr. Clean Brooms, Clorox Bathroom Cleaner, Lysol All Purpose Cleaner, Signature Select Glass Cleaner and Signature Select Drain Clog remover. Offer ends December 3rd. Restrictions apply. Promotions may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
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Football Announcer
Thursday Night Football is off and it's only on Prime Video.
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Ryan Seacrest
There he goes.
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Football Announcer
This week the AFC oldest rivalry is reigniting as the Pittsburgh Steelers visit the Cleveland Browns.
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Ryan Seacrest
Wow, what a play here.
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Football Announcer
Coverage begins with TNF tonight. Not a Prime member sign up for a 30 day free trial to stream the game. It's the Steelers and Browns Thursday only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com amazonprime for details.
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Ryan Seacrest
Why can't we all get along, man? My neighbor next door day when I got home from work, barbecue like a think he was using hickory wood. I know the meat ain't no damn good, but it's the fact that he was in a good mood to go out there and barbecue. Normally he say, hey, how you doing Dub? Not today it was Dub. When white boy starts saluting you, they happy. That's all I'm saying. Me and him ain't gonna have no running ends right now. We ain't gonna be beefing about his dog sitting in my yard again. I don't even care. I finna be at work doing overtime. I ain't gonna be home no damn way. What do I care about the dog sitting in the yard? Maybe my girl walking, stepping. I don't give a damn. That's her, not me. Y'all trying to kill my happiness or trying to kill y'all happiness. Folks are real life mad not talking to certain people because this man is back in office. Let that man do what he do. At the end of the day, you still have to take care of your family. I know my people out there and they all feel right now they happy. They don't know. Oh yeah, you think it's big Dudley Trucks on the road now. Wait till Trump get back. Get fully enough, it's gonna be F350s everywhere. I know my fracking bros. What's up, family? It's hard to satisfy. I'm working on not using the N word, y'all. I'm trying to be all sensitive. It's hard trying to satisfy. That's all I'm saying. You think I'm lying to you? Can take a nigga out, take them shopping, put a little money in their pocket at the end of the day. All that money you got now you can give me is 800. I'm telling you what I know. It's hard to satisfy. You give a whole four inches, she won't 10. Oh, I ain't got 10 inches home. I got four. It's hard, but I got four. Well, I'm lime cap, too, at most. And you hold that like. Y'all so impatient. I want to see it. You gonna see something. You gonna see your CPS come in this house and take them kids from you. Cause this house is nasty. Hoe you've been home all day and her all in the sink. So all the women that doing her at your house, don't worry about it. Trump's gonna put your ass in the salon. Kids can't even eat. Hurry. Every damn world. Jail. Every damn world. And then you want to call me or come over here right quick. I ain't got no client. I want to get it in this house smell like ass in jail and curling her. No, I'm not. I don't want to smell like ass and curling iron in jail. I don't want to smell like in braids. I don't want to smell it. I want smell fresh air. Yeah. Febreze house. No mold in the house. Clean panties in the house. That's what I want. Some hell, not this. Look at my brothers on show Dub. You show right, ladies. Don't worry. I'm gonna get on these. I'm gonna get on these ass for y'all. Tell y'all something, man. Real talk. I'm disappointed in y'all. I'm disappointed in y'all. You knowing your girl riding around her with them bag ass, slick ass tires on that car. And she got your kids, fam. Stop being cheap. Go out and get your girls some brand new ties on that car. Damn the car you got. Trying to put rims on that in your mobile bag. Trash. That Damn Oldsmobile got 700, 000 miles on it. You think you looking good you barely making it to the higher ac. Don't even work in that mother. But you looking good. Don't stop it. If you gonna invest, invest in some ties on your girl Corn. Every time she dropped them damn kids off at the school, she's sliding up there. It's embarrassing. Oh, bad tie. Having you fine. But your tie is slick hoe. I don't want to talk to you. Your tie slick. Oh, you can't stop. That ain't safe. Now I got. Now you get into a rick. Cause you got bad tire. Now I'm with a bad bruised up hoe. I don't want that. I like my meat tender, not bruised up. How y'all feeling tonight? Wednesday night? Some of y'all gonna go to Bible study. No, I ain't go. No, I need to be in somebody church right now, man. No, I need to be in somebody church, man. Thursday night football popping up tomorrow. Ravens, Bengals, division game. Now, I told y'all the other day, Lamar Jackson is the MVP in years. Right now, 20 TDs, only two picks. Over 2300 passing yard, over 500 rushing yard. Ain't nobody else got them damn stats in the league right now. Lamar Jackson is a game changer. That's why I'm wearing this tonight. Y'all gonna put some respect on Lamar Jackson name. Oh, man, he gonna be in the pocket. Last four games, he gonna do for 275 yard. He throwing it to me. He throwing it to me. Who else a game changer? Saquon Barkley for the Philadelphia Eagles. Last three games, he can have 159 yards, 108 yards, 176 yards. Philadelphia Eagle look like a different team when he get over 100 yard rushing. It's all I'm saying. They ain't gotta put all that pressure on sipping syrup. Ass hurts no more. They can say, Blue 42, hut. Hand that out or dump it out to him and watch Barkley do what he do. It's a beautiful thing to watch another team win all this. Beautiful, man. What a man can do to a full organization. The Giants didn't want him no more. They say he will watch stuff injury prone. He ain't gonna beg to do it. But the good Lord say, I still got my hand on you. Some of us need the good Lord hang on us. Some of us in need of a blessing. Some of you women on here have been going through so much in your life with your man. He doing this and that. Putting hands on you and just feel down. Let me tell you something, baby. Girl, get even with that knuckle. You want to get even with your man? He been doing you bad. Go and sleep with his boss. That get right? Yeah, big boy. Now cheat on him. Watch him lose weight. Get down to his birth weight. I'm not bullshitting you ladies. You want to get your. Cheat on him. You're gonna get to losing money now. It might be some consequences if you cheat on him. Now. I can't speak for no other man. I can't speak for no other man. I only can speak for me, you cheat. Letting you know right now he ain't gonna have you. Nobody gonna have you. Oh, yeah. Oh. Why would you do that? Why would you. Why would you want. Why would you want me to go there, huh? I'm a real man. I didn't go to the woman. I skipped out on the army. Real men skip out on the. What I do, it ain't what I do. You think a real man don't stand there and fight real men get on the phone and call for help. I don't mind helping people. I don't. I'm not gonna sit here and go blow for blow with somebody I don't know. Now, if it's somebody in a wheelchair, I'll put these mother. I'll put knots on somebody on a wheelchair. I know y'all why. Come on, dog. You can't be doing that to this. I told you that two weeks ago. And I'll tell you again. When a real man that got two feet can stand on his two feet and stand up and want to fight me, I ain't got a thing to say. But somebody in a wheelchair or got one leg and can't really move around, I dog him out. I dog about. I go hard on the week boy. I'm not bullshitting. I go hard on the wheat. Them wolf do it. Y'all gonna say no to them damn wolves in one town. I want. It's eight wolves and one elf. Elk ain't got no damn hill. Why y'all ain't saving them damn elks? Come on. We can say this person gonna be in the wheelchair if they got an alien. I don't give a damn what they got. I ain't got it. I grab a in the wheelchair and pick him up and talk to him. You with the one thing and biting Mike Tyson on his neck and brag about it, too. I jump right on this live and go about. I put hands on. I'm him. I'm Timothy Trump back in office. Kogak done lost his Damn, Mind. Let me tell you something, Kodak. Wherever you at, fam, stay your rabbit ass outfit now or you gonna around and don't wake up. You don't want weed no more. You don't want crack. Y'all don't want her run. Y'all don't want pills no more. Y'all want fat now gonna put your ass in that grave. Y'all took high to a new limit. Y'all really be trying to go with now. So keep listening to Featur and you gonna wake up there. Man, this don't do nothing for me no more, fam.
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Football Announcer
All right.
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Ryan Seacrest
Hi. We be getting you a new suit. You won't know it, but you be getting a new suit. Gots to do better. We gots to do better, man. Gots to do better. Man. Get so much going on in the world. They show us each and every day, man. About America, man. It's the land of the free. Some of you don't like it. Move. All this complaining. You don't like it, move. You ain't got to be him. Take your ass over in Africa and live up under their laws or go to England. Go, go, go. Go somewhere. Go to. Go go. Take your ass down Columbia. You'll realize it's more big over here than it is over there. Y'all motherfucker niggas ain't thankful no more. You ain't grateful no more. You've been spoiled. Yeah, you were fed table food too fast. Some of you were fed table food too damn fast. Your mama should have kept you on that gerbil a little bit longer. But when a get tasted that chicken, boy, it's awful. Some of you gotta taste the chicken too damn early. I know I did. And I was cutting up as a youngster and didn't. Didn't have no guidance and didn't want to listen to nobody. But getting in that cop car humbled me. Getting in that cop car and telling me you ain't gonna see your friends for 10 years, bud, you. No, we're not. We got you. You ain't got me. You got them. Cause I'm gonna tell y'all what y'all wanna know. Indeed. And did. Just telling you the truth, man. Life is about choices, man. Either you make the right choice or you make the wrong choice. But you gonna make a choice. Time we start uplifting one another, man. Stop down in one another. I'm not gonna dislike you because you like that person or you like that person. Whoever you like is whoever you like. I ain't Got nothing against that because remember what you eat. Don't make me. Rule number one, mind your mother business. You live in some apartments, you hear fighting upstairs. You're gonna go up there, knock on the door. Keep that down. Cause you gonna know what him or her going through. I've done that before. My girl, they up there cutting up. I gotta go to work. You need to be a man. I want to be a man in front of my girl. I want to be a man in front of my girl and let her know I can handle certain knocking on the door. Hey, fam, y'all need to cut that out. Hit me in my jaw. I saw three of you, my girl coming up there. What's going on? See? You see what's going on? I'm on the damn ground looking for my glasses, and I don't even wear glasses. But I'm trying to show out for you. So the getting on my ass. What my girl do? Not a thing, not nothing. Least come up here and get knocked out with me, ho. We could be the knocked out duo, but no you talking. Get out of here. Get out of here. Hold him. I done took you to the gun range. Go get your out your purse and do something to him quick. Learned my lesson. Mind my mother business. I had a concussion when I came to came to my senses. She was touching on me, trying to talk on me. When I came to my about me. I wouldn't need none of this if I wouldn't have listened to you. Instead of me taking my anger out on him, I took it out. I'm out of here. I'm going back to my mama house. Ain't no bills over there. Even though mama man, you grown man still living with me. And you ain't paying no big. Shut up. I'm your seed. I didn't ask to be here. I'm living with you. I'm finna stack my money up. That's what I thought. My mama went out and got her a new boyfriend, and he didn't play that. So I had to get out on my own. And I've been y'all on my own ever since, making ends meet. I didn't have a front hand, but I'm making the best of what I got. I'm making the best. I made that decision and I'm living with it. So yes, when I go to work tomorrow, I'm gonna be happy. Then I'm. Cause ain't nothing more happening than seeing white people smiling. If white people smiling, they mean they not wilding. That mean Now I can ride down the road and ain't got rub out the police. We're pulling me over right now. Cause they all excited the Trump back in office. It's hard being a black man. Y'all don't understand it's hard on some real. It's hard being us hard, but sometimes we make it worse when they pull us over Sometimes best to keep your mother get mouth closed. Police got behind me and my homeboy. Everything cool, I'm complying yes, I drive. License, registration. My homeboy over here with a attitude. Shut up, shut your mouth boy. Shut your mouth. Now we gotta step outside the car. Now we gotta step outside the car. Cause he won't stop running his mouth. Police come to me, come on my side man. What's going on, sir? I don't know. I don't know what's going on with him. This name. I mean he just going just assume looking at me, they all confused like we don't know what to do. Me being who I am. I looked around, man. Shoot that nuke. He don't want to listen. He even told him 10 times to stop resisting. Shoot him. Don't shoot him in the ass. Wow. Give me the gun. I beg that cop. Give me goddamn. I shoot this myself in the ass.
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Oscar Mayer
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Justin Jefferson
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Football Announcer
Thursday Night Football is on and it's only on Prime Video.
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Ryan Seacrest
There he goes.
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Football Announcer
This week, the AFC's Oldest Rivalry is reigniting as the Pittsburgh Steelers visit the Cleveland Browns.
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Ryan Seacrest
Wow, what a play here.
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Football Announcer
Coverage begins with TNF tonight. Not a Prime member sign up for a 30 day free trial to stream the game. It's the Steelers and Browns Thursday only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.
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Ryan Seacrest
I'm the bad bro. He killing everybody. Ah man he sold me out. I ain't sell you out. We effing go with no ticket. You want to run your mouth all because it wasn't right. I know it wasn't right. Life ain't I know it but I was trying to get home no I can took one of them rose sports I'm trying to get home to boo you didn't mess that up Now I'm arguing with them while I'm on hard I'm a grown man I'm in hard front cops lucky ain't got no meat because they didn't even notice it But I'm on hold here. I'm rock hard y'all don't even understand man. Y'all don't even understand man the I go through in my life I don't When I got these damn roach parts to go down through there on my girl, I can't even do it. Cause the police got us hemmed up on side of the road. I'm on hard. But they don't even know it, though. My girl waiting on me, you know what I'm saying? Because if I don't get to, somebody else gonna get to. My girl gonna wait on me. She gonna get no meat. She gonna creep. I ain't been with a woman yet that ain't never cheated on me. Y'all, you know what they know how they make me feel. My girl live with me and talk about another man. Me. She dreaming about another man. Me see my chest. I had to wake the whole up out of sleep. Here you go talking to that again. Talk to me. I'm right here with you. Talk to me, y'all. Y Y A went through what I went through, but I don't went through the storm. Them hurricanes y'all getting down there in Florida ain't got. I went through. Gotta wake your girl up out her sleep, cuz she. It hurt. It hurt. What's hurting you? Him. Who is him? David. My name ain't David. Keep talking about that man. Me his name. His me. He named his me King David. Not my Heavenly Father. My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I know you told me you wouldn't put no more on me. Then I can bow. Heavenly Father, why don't you bless her? Gonna meet a man with that much meat. Heavenly Father, what did I do? You deserve that, Heavenly Father. You filling her up. You filling her up. Heaven, the Father and I don't like that. I want her stomach empty. Cause I got made groceries. I want her to go down there, eat all the food and get full. But you letting her get full off me. I'm still rocking with you. Go. Heavenly Father. Even though it's hard, I'm still rocking with you. Allah, my doula mascula. Brother Malcolm, I miss you. Elijah Muhammad will miss you. Louis Farrakhan. I need to talk to you, fam. I need to talk to you. I don't know what you talking to them sisters down there. But them sisters obey your command. They gonna cheat. They clean. They take care of their kids. They learn them. They teach them. I need to talk to your father. Cause these hoes I'm meeting here, they disrespectful. They not loyal. They don't even like they damn mama. They mama call them the perm. They heard. They don't even want to perm. They damn mama. Her if you don't want to perm your mama her, how you gonna be faithful to me, ho? Why, meat, Lord, I'm a great guy. I ain't got no meat, but I got a good heart. I can't fight, but ain't no in my dream I can't read but I can dial 91 1. Why me having the problem? Why thou has forsaken me Watching this show, man. This show being presented by prospects, y'all. Yeah. This show being presented by Prospect. Use my promo code. Trash with the two H's down below, man. Yeah. $5. Put it in, you get 50 instantly. You bet you it's more or less on your favorite play over there. That's all more or less. You got John Moran, and they got him for 20 points. You either put more or less. When they got LeBron Slater for to hit two threes, you either put more or less over on Prospect. I know you've seen the commercial. And another thing, man, I need y'all to go download me on Apple podcast and Spotify. Don't listen to it. Download it, please. I need them downloads, man, more than y'all ever would know, man. That would help me out tremendously. If you're watching this show, you shouldn't hit the like button by now. She can hit subscribe button right now. She'll be in the comments going off because she ain't getting this entertainment nowhere else but right here. And I love jumping over here and entertaining y'all, man, because that's what the world need, man. World so sensitive and sad. We already dealing with family members, with counsel and all the other aliens. And then y'all want to put all this out in the world, man. Get it over it. Get your big grown ass over it. Some of my homeboy called me, man. Trump back in the. Man, I'm from the store. Back drinking. You ain't never stopped. You are alcoholic. And if you don't take your ass to AA classes next Tuesday, you ain't gotta worry about Trump. You gonna be right now what he's supposed to be Austin, Texas, you know I'm gonna see y'all this Sunday at Cap City. It ought not be now. Mother and Seat live, Austin, Texas, this weekend in Cap City. Go and grab them tickets right now. They available. The big bad wolf coming to town. Longhorns gonna run through Florida Saturday. I'm gonna be out phone to the game. So if all my Longhorn fans. I'm gonna be in Austin Saturday at the game. Meet me out. It's part of the show what we do with Hell, no. Yeah. Playing send me questions. And I tell them, Let them know hell no. Or not. Somebody asked me, would I ever disrespect a true Trump supporter? Hey. Oh, no. You seen the way they stormed that captain a couple years ago? I'm not with them white people. Did I get told you the back having bomb files? Bun files. I'm not with them right now. They've been mad and angry. Them white people, man, been growing their facial hair out. Been trying to hide their identity. Trump won last night. Todd at work didn't have her no damn. Well. Oh, he would clean shaving this morning. How you doing, Jerry? I'm fine, boss. That's a fine car you got out there. I know one for you. I wouldn't have it. You know, I'm capping. You know me. I'm capping. I'm. I'm saying everything. I'm saying all the right things. Oh, yes, sir. Without you, I wouldn't have nothing. Got to know how to play the game. I know how to play it. Still got my integrity. Yeah, I'm gonna get that, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And I get off work, man. Them white people, that's what I do. But in their face, I love them. It's called respect. R E S E C T Find out what it means to me. Tell y'all some. Cause I ain't gonna hold y'all long. Taste some real happened to me this morning. When I got to my job, we normally listen to music. Just what my boss man would listen to this morning. Kanye West. Beautiful morning. Don't mind my morning gray. I can't make it up. My boss will listen to Kanye west this morning. Beautiful morning. And it was fresh coffee. Oh, I got them coffee with hidden tooth in my cup. Krispy Kreme, come here. You know, I'm already hungry anyway. Going to work. Didn't want to go anyway because I knew it was gonna be some. But I didn't know that was gonna bring excitement. I was pouncing all down the damn work today. I didn't even smoke no weed on my break today. I wasn't breaking no damn rules. How you doing? I'm good. Then they let us off early. We getting reward now. I can't wait. I'm gonna get off live right now and go get in the bed, say my prayer and get ready for work. I can't wait. Because I know I got donuts in the morning. Glaze glue. Y'all mad? Cause y'all. All you gotta do is Ask. Don't white people give you what you want? Now tell me. I want a pizza party. I bet y'all have it Friday. What kind you want? That ain't a bad idea, having pizza. I like that idea. Then they gonna go around, ask everybody what kind they like watching white people have. You can go to the bank and get along right now. I'm not bullshitting. I'm going in the morning. Mr. Morgan, what you need? I need five. I need 500,000. Watch me get. You gonna know when I get that 500,000. See breaking news Dub no longer doing podcast. I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing. I don't know what's going on. My Lakers tonight, 80 hours. Austin Reed can't hit a shot. D'Angelo can't get a shot. Only one ball tonight is broom. That damn job. We're getting off against her. Boy, you can't do nothing with a sugar. When they get, they get the right gun, John. We got the right gun right now with Edie and Jackson and Alderman and Bangs. Even though he ain't playing tonight, he went down there to Memphis and later. I know Bron went down to eight Bomb. Hey, Elvis. Favorite peanut butter and fried jelly sandwich. That's why we lost. The bigger question is, who gonna beat Boston? Every night I see that yellow moon face. Mama can take them going on. If it ain't him, it's Brown. If it ain't Brown, it's Pritchard. If it ain't Pritchard, it's Holiday. If it ain't Holiday, it's white. I want that brother Team drug tested. A team can't be that damn good. Y'all a team can't be that damn good. How y'all feeling, man? Talk to Dude. Let me know your true feelings. How you feeling tonight, man? Real talk, fellas. Go to the doctor. Your chest hurt? That ain't indigestion. You don't need no more Pepsi. They see you need to go seek help, fam. Something wrong with you. You don't walk the same. You don't talk the same. You can't go out and play basketball the same no more. Oh, ever since I caught Covet. Ain't got nothing to do with COVID You're sick. Go get some help, man. All the Go get some help. You need to be here for your grandkids. Talk to my older 45 and up on this, yo. I hate to be one to you. You're old. Quit bouncing your ass around here like you still got it. Yeah, you can do it for a couple of minutes, but tomorrow you ain't gonna be able to get out the bed. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Go seek some help. I'm not gonna worry about no damn. Dag. Dax, season over. Why are we still talking about that? Dak is not no elite quarterback. He's not even when he had a great office line, he wouldn't elite. He fools go. I think he eat dog food on the cool. Cause he ain't got. I think he eat dog food. Man, the messed up the Cowboys season. The messed around where I had to change teams in the middle of the damn season, man. I'm a Buffalo Bill. I'm a Baltimore Raven. I'm a Kansas City Chiefs. I'm a Washington Commander. I'm a Philadelphia Eagle, I'm a Detroit Lion. I don't give a damn what each and one of y'all say. Y'all can't do a thing about it. And I've been showing you that I'm a brand new Ravens tonight. Ain't no telling what I might have on tomorrow. Ain't no 10. Too much going on, man. It's just everything is. It's a distraction. I don't know what's about to happen, but they trying to distract us from something. I don't know what it is, but they trying to distract us. Don't be distracted, man. Keep pushing. Keep putting in the hard work. Don't take no shortcuts. Don't let people leech and pull on you and try to pull you down and play victim. Acting like you arm when you go home. But I ass whooping. Get out around people like that, man. Who. Who, who feel entitled to what you got going, wherever you got going on. You got people around you just feeling like they're entitled. Get rid of their ass. Real talk like a girl on your side and she supposed to give good head, damn it. She better be providing great services. Cause your time is up. I get somebody in here, half the prize. That's better. Do you hear me? I get somebody in this, that half the prize. That's better. So if your specialty is spitting and getting on their head, you better get to spitting and do it right.
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T-Mobile Representative
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Ryan Seacrest
I call laws on you hoe. False advertisement. Hold you a false ad like on Facebook. Man, cut that ad off on your ass. Thank y'all for watching this show tonight, man. Austin, Texas. Go and grab them tickets Sunday night. See y'all again tomorrow. Now you know I'm going live, man. Ravens. My bangles. Make sure you put your picks in too Prize pick. Pull them in peace. Love them out the volume.
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Oscar Mayer
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Justin Jefferson
What'S poppin Justin Jefferson here?
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Ryan Seacrest
Football is a lot of explosions, a lot of energy and attitude. It's a whole different vibe with these open earbuds.
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Justin Jefferson
It's like you're in the moment but also you can hear everything around you.
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Ryan Seacrest
You can be involved. To have good sound and to be so light on your ear means a lot to me putting that music into my ears.
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Justin Jefferson
You feel good enough to go out there and play.
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Ryan Seacrest
You turn on that switch, no one can stop you.
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Justin Jefferson
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