Loading summary
Transcript23 lines
- [00:00]
Ryan Seacrest
Hello, it is Ryan and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on jumbacasino.com I looked over the person sitting next to me and you know what they were doing? They were also playing Chumba Casino. Everybody's loving having fun with it. Chumba Casino is home to hundreds of casino style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere. So sign up now@chumbacasino.com to claim your free welcome bonus. That's chumbacasino.com and live the Chumba Life.
- [00:25]
Bubble Dub
Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Void where prohibited by law 21 + terms and conditions apply.
- [00:31]
Ryan Reynolds
Avoiding your unfinished home projects because you're not sure where to start. Thumbtack knows homes so you don't have to don't know the difference between matte, paint, finish or satin or what that clunking sound from your dryer is. With Thumbtack, you don't have to be a home pro, you just have to hire one. You can hire top rated pros, see price estimates and read reviews all in the app. Download today.
- [00:56]
Bubble Dub
Get your mother loving ears on because your big time radio DJs got news. PayPal lets you choose how you want to pay for all the stuff. With PayPal, I can pay in store, pay online, or pay overtime. What's that? You want this translated into song? I hope you're sitting down. You can pay your own way. You keep those ears on, you hear. Don't just pay baby. PayPal.
- [01:22]
Mint Mobile
Learn more@paypal.com did you know that parents rank financial literacy as the number one most difficult life skill to teach? Meet Greenlight, the debit card and money app for families. With Greenlight, you can send money to kids quickly, set up chores, automate allowance, and keep an eye on what your kids are spending with real time notifications. Kids learn to earn, save and spend wisely. And parents can rest easy knowing their kids are learning about money with guardrails in place. Try Greenlight Risk free today@greenlight.com iheart the.
- [01:56]
Bubble Dub
Volume foreign what's good everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight. And I'm never late. I'm always on time, y'all. Clocks just slow. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notification turned on over here on the Bubble Dub Show. Been a lot of crazy things going on over the weekend, but within the weekend, you know, with the draft and what's been going on with my Lakers, I don't fucking know no damn MO. We down 3:1 to the damn Wolves. Do you hear me? We down 3:1 to the damn Wolfs and I don't like it. Now it's time for me to do something new on this show. It's time for me to start handing out ass whooping in the first. Ass whooping going to the big bad wolf. LeBron. Ramon James. Come here. Did nobody tell you to play them goddamn minutes? New now granted, you had 27 points, almost some triple double you did, but you did all that one through 3 4. I couldn't fucking find you when I needed you to. Motion. What now, big boy? More yet turning the ball over. Missing three violin. Bad body language. But you 40. But what the hell you on the court for then? If you don't want to give it your house. If you don't want this shit, then Glee. I want some players on a team that fucking want to win. That shit that happened another night, wouldn't have happened to Kobe. You shooting the ball outside of the goddamn bad backboard. Nigga, who all seen that three? LeBron shot off the goddamn backboard off the side of it. What I'm gonna do with that? Zero points in the fourth. The greatest player ever. No points in the fourth. My ass. And y'all think I'm supposed to come over here and just put all the blame on J.J. rick. No, he next. But LeBron don't get his ass whooping right now. I'm gonna give it to him. Can't take up for you no more, big boy. I love you. Spread a child, spread a ride. You getting your ass with the date. Let's talk about it. Nice layups, nigga. You supposed to be outside. You trying to finesse 6, 8, 2, 7 5. Finesse nipple nigga, you starting to look like Oliver Miller. And I don't like it. I don't like to come on my show and talk shit about you, bro. I don't. I don't like it. But I gotta be real to you, to myself and to my fans. I got to let them know I don't mind handing out ass whoopings. That's what we do on the Bubble Dub show. We hand out ass whoopings, you violate. We will demonstrate. Now you letting that young full of calm ass. My twin ant. Man, I love the devil pushing on y'all up and down the court. You ain't doing. You shaking hands. You talking about playing cars after the game? Never. Not my killer. My killer don't associate with these kind of players. They don't do it. Y'all all friendly. And I don't want to hear nothing about that. I want to see players going to war with one another right now. I don't like you. I don't. We enemies. Now. Let me move blame to JJ Reddick. Now, why the hell we bring Dalton Connect back if you ain't gonna use him? You know, we. You know, eventually we got. We trading him for Williams. Something wrong with Williams? He got scoliosis. He got polio. Parvo. He had something. We didn't want him, so we kept down. Connect. But when we needed a big man, we let him go. And you mean to tell me no motherfuckers in that front office smarter than us? Mike and I played on the collegiate level. Mike and I played pro ball. But I know fucking basketball. I tell you that. I know who can get on that goddamn court and can produce. I know that. And you know it. So we settled for Jackson. No plays. Hey. 20 some minutes. Two fucking points. At seven foot power, you only can get two goddamn points. I bet you look for that direct deposit every Tuesday when you wouldn't find it. What's the top three? Tug of Wolves. I'm handing out ass whoopers. You can score with the best of them, but you can't slide your goddamn feet. You gonna know how to tie. Chop away. All that time using dollars. Them them shag gold piece ass didn't teach you how to touch y'all. That's why Nico mom got rid of you. Cause you don't know how to tie. Ain't playing no kind of defense. You a liability every time you on the goddamn court. It don't matter who own Minnesota Show. Go got the ball. They want you one on one. They know they can get the shot that they want. That's a problem. That's a problem. Jj, Red, get here. I brag on you. I'm gonna get on your ass whooped today. Now that's a new thing on this show. I'm handing out ass whoopings. So if somebody in your life right now ain't been acting the way they supposed to act with you hand out ass whoopings, whether it's physical or verbal, but hand out ass whoopings. Jj, Come here. Now, you see that? We ain't got nobody to hold. And we ain't got nobody in the motherfucking world. We can't hold nobody on their team. We can't keep nobody in front of us. But we got somebody on our bench that can play a little bit of Defense and Bando. You gonna fucking playing. You don't block him. Oh, but you want to put. You want to have Luka bring the ball up the court? Luka getting ripped, nigga. Full court pressure on Luca. He getting ripped. He tripping over. He just fucking balling. Take the ball out. Luka hands my. Take the ball out. Luka hands my. That's all you got to do. That's all you got to do. Take the ball out of Luke's hand. Let somebody else bring the ball up the court. Let Luca get the ball, top of the key, off the elbow. Let him work out the ball that way. But bringing it up court, he already out of shape. As is the nigga size of a goddamn three year old polar bear. Let's be real. Let's be real, Luca. The size of a three year old polar bear. And y'all know it. That white boy full of whiskey. Full of whiskey and strawberry hookah. And y'all know it. But y'all wanna act like we don't know what the hell we looking at when we looking at it every time. Luca get the ball. Top of the key. He called for that lazy ass screen when he turned his back. The boy reaching around and ripping him every time. Watch the film. That's how they know how to rip him. Stop turning your back to the ball, boy. You got handles. You ain't got to turn your back to the ball when you get in the screen. Look at it. See it. See it coming. The double come, split it or pass the ball like you were doing the rule in the middle. Let Rudy run down the middle of the court. Either shoot a layup or pass it out to the Open 3. That's how you gotta play ball. But you're not. You're turning the goddamn ball off. You lost your confidence. I watched six open shots you had the other night. You turned them down. That's a problem as a head coach. The first shot you turn down that you normally shoot. I'm looking at you. Hey, hey. You do it again, goddamn it. What's going on? That's your shot. We ain't got nobody doing that over there. Everybody quiet. Bronnie over there. Hands smelling like weed. Nigga. That ain't what we need. I need Bronnie over there on the bench behind D up. You big boy. What you supposed to be, a goat? You're playing like a goddamn stone. LI we ain't playing lake of ball, y'all. Y'all know it ain't no way we supposed to be down. Three, one, this we supposed to be two, two, two. We down three. Ant man killing himself. Ant man at the house right now getting J.C. yeah, they man humping good. No condom, too. I kind of know that's my twin. But we ain't playing Laker Ball. I know it and you know it. This could be you. The Lakers could get there. I ain't saying they'll beat the Celtics or the Cavs. I'm saying the Lakers supposed to get out the west. And they're not due to the fact that they turning the ball over. LeBron James been in the game 22 motherfucking years. We up. You shooting them long ass Alcatraz threes for what? Nickel? Get your big ass in the paint. Can't nobody stop you. Rudy Goldberg, you went to the free throw line 17 times. You. You don't want to go again. We should have won that game, y'all. We should have won that game, y'all. But we didn't. But we didn't. Now I'm stuck here with y'all crying and complaining as usual because the Lakers are not taking care of business. And y'all know it. So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off. Lakers died 3:1. And my pastor done called me preaching, J. Called me preaching about miracles. That's how I know that. Done lost his money on Pride Peaks. Sugar took my. Took my fix. I don't get it, man. Why I got to keep running into these. These devils? Now, the preacher telling me that the riffs was on the devil side. This what the pastor telling me. The rifts was on the devil side. This what this telling me. Now, I ain't the smartest man in the world, y'all. Lord knows I'm not. But you ain't supposed to be gambling after church. Nickel. Now, my pastor want to preach to me about being humble, but he up there preaching in Gucci. That nigga will Gucci down from head to toe yesterday. You want to come to me about being humble? You got some kind of goddamn nerve, big boy. You got some kind of goddamn nerve coming to me about that kind of shit. Devil. I don't know no more, y'all. I don't know no more. I just don't know. Can somebody explain this to me how a pastor won't come to me about being humble, but you up there rocking, coach. Y'all understand that the magnitude of this. While I'm going with this and these ain't jokes, I'm dead ass serious with this. My pastor need his ass beat. Yes, he need his ass Beat the same women that I'm looking at in church. I ain't supposed to be looking at them hoes. Shoot me, Lord. I ain't probably looking at them women, but I'm looking. I look out this eye, he looking. Hold on now. You're supposed to be in the book. You're supposed to be a. If anybody gonna do some sinning, God damn it, let it be me, not you. You got to lead by example. That's all I'm saying. Like this chick I met earlier, told me she was a contractor and that she worked for Onlyfans. Bitch, you selling cat. Got the lie to me. You selling cat. Ain't nothing over there in her house but a picnic chair and an air mattress. That damn house smell like a wet dog. I had to throw my damn clothes away when I left. I ain't gonna lie. I went over there. Who am I to judge how I gonna rent? I come here, God damn it. Come here. Best $400 I ever spent. Spent the night, woke up God damn it and cooked Spam. Y'all don't come from. I'm coming from. I come from. I grew up eating Spam. That's all she had in the refrigerator was Spam and eggs. Come here. Eggs and ham. Here I am. Come here. Now, whoever in Miami selling cocaine, y'all need to come in. The boy try be 138 to 83 today. Make it make sense. 138 to 83. At 55 points average Porsche, you need your ass beat. Pat Riley need to retire. The Godfather, my ass. The godfather of taking ass. Whooping is what they took from the Cleveland Cavalier tonight. I don't know about y'all, and I know y'all love Boston. I get it. Tatum Brown, I love it. White love it. But what we watching right now, Cleveland Spider man evolving. I mean, balling them, what they been able to do. This might be one of the best series we gonna see in a long time between the Cavs and the Celtics when they meet up. I'm telling y'all, right? They beat the dog shit out the Miami Heat. Now, I know the Miami Heat wasn't gonna win this series, but they normally gonna get be. They got beat down, man. Look, the game was over. Second quarter. Second quarter. Game was awful. Y'all think about that, man. Second quarter game. Oh, that means another team out there ain't bullshitting. And the way the Cavs playing right now, the ball is moving. They ain't turning the ball over. They sharing the ball, doing everything that the motherfucking Lakers not doing. That's what the Cleveland Cavaliers are doing. So it wouldn't be surprised me if they made it to the finals and won it all. Because they are playing ball. So Miami. Y'all was already at the house any way. You already on vacation. Y'all can go fishing tomorrow. God damn it. I can go hunt blue dolphins or whatever. You can go do all that. Tomorrow's north. I don't know. Probably you want tomorrow. Cause your season is over. The season is over, Nick. Boston beat up on the Orlando Magic yesterday. They up 3:1 in that series as well. Banchero and Wagner, y'all ain't. Y'all ain't got enough. Y'all got old ass Van Joseph. Y'all not winging in Orlando right now. Let's be real. Y'all not winning a goddamn thing right now in Orlando. Another cakewalk for the Boston Celtics. Even though Jaylen Brown is knee is bothering him. We could tell he's acting like it's not. But we all know. But the Boston Celtics is so. Man, they loaded. They loaded. Old ass Al Hoffa, he ain't slowing down. So I just look for them two teams right there in the east to come out the books. Damn the toys. Achilles, Doc Rivers need to be fired. Kicked out the league. Him and Darwin Ham hands in the pockets. Having ass niggas need to take two or three years off from basketball and God damn it and come back. Because right now they bad look. They bad look. And y'all know it by no goddamn Doc Rivers no damn mode. I'm all about my black man being in power, getting jobs. But that. That need to be fine to do. He need to be let go because the series over Indiana gonna move on in advance to the next series. Which is a good thing for them as well. Tyrese Halliburton be carrying the team. Miles Turner. I like what they. I can't think of that bright guy name over. But he doing his thing too as well.
- [19:49]
Ryan Reynolds
But.
- [19:49]
Bubble Dub
Yeah, I don't know nothing about this right here, boy. That old Michigan Sprite. Come here. God damn. I'm feeling like Hector. Can you. I'm feeling like real Hector right now. I go all goddamn day. I got two. They're not no mess because I love them. They got two. Nobody got two hearts. One shut down, the other one's still going. Now those nickels I got into an old school diabetic ass earlier today at the stove. Told me he was gonna kick my ass if I can stop talking about them cowboys. I said all Right? Yeah. All right, you keep. You, you, you start. You keep not taking that goddamn insulin, you ain't gonna have a one goddamn foot big boy. I'm so sick of you dying. Bigger hard headed ass. Don't want to take your medicine. Don't want to eat right. Still want to drink, smoke and all that. All right, you're gonna lose. You're gonna lose more than your leg. You're gonna lose your life.
- [20:42]
Chase
Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone paying big Wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get premium wireless for just 15amonth. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying, no judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment. Anyway. Give it a try.
- [21:00]
Mint Mobile
@Mintmobile.Com Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full terms@mintmobile.com step into the world.
- [21:13]
Bubble Dub
Of power, loyalty and luck. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. With family, cannoli and spins mean everything. Now you want to get mixed up in the family business. Introducing the godfather@champacasino.com test your luck in the shadowy world of the Godfather slot. Someday I will call upon you to do a service for me. Play the Godfather now@chambaccasino.com Welcome to the family. No purchase necessary. VGW Group void. We're prohibited by law. 21 plus terms and conditions apply.
- [21:42]
Ryan Reynolds
Avoiding your unfinished home projects because you're not sure where to start. Thumbtack knows homes, so you don't have to. Don't know the difference between matte paint, finish or satin or what that clunking sound from your dryer is. With thumbtack, you don't have to be a home pro. You just have to hire one. You can hire top rated pros, see price estimates and read reviews all in the app.
- [22:04]
Mint Mobile
Download today, click fast and save. Big ShopOurBlinds.com's Spring Cyber Monday sale happening right now. And elevate your space with brand new custom window treatments. Today, blinds.com is the number one online retailer for custom window treatments, offering you professional support and styles that fit any budget. From classic shutters and bamboo shades, even motorized shades for your outdoor space. Blinds.com has something for everyone with honest upfront pricing and no hidden fees. DIY or let us handle everything from measure to install. Blinds.com makes it easy with free virtual consultations. Our Design experts will help guide you from start to finish, with free samples sent directly to you so you can try before you buy. Plus, every order includes our 100% satisfaction guarantee. ShopBlinds.com's Spring Cyber Monday sale going on right now. Save up to 45% with minimum purchase. Plus get a free professional measure up to 45% off@blinds.com Rules and restrictions may apply.
- [23:10]
Bubble Dub
Y'all know I ain't lying. Them diabetes niggas hard headed can't tell them shit popping Viagra with Dr. Pimple. Stop it. Stop it. Ain't no damn sense. But how y'all feeling though? Y'all talk to me, y'all need. I'm just. Man, I didn't get no sleep last night. No playrs. I ain't getting no sleep. I ain't getting no rest, man. I'm just so upset, analyzing the game and bunch of what ifs and wow, we can do this and why we can do that. Man, my mind is going crazy. Them Cowboys ain't going nowhere. Nope. I guess ain't the same. Now let's. Let's talk about what we really need to talk about tonight. This NFL draft. That's what we need to be talking about tonight. We all know Shador Sanders got drafted in the fifth round, 144th pick to the Cleveland Browns. Now, the Cleveland Browns got every quarterback in the world over there right now. But let's talk about how they call they self trying to humble Shador Sanders is. Is, is, is. It's sad, man, that at any given time, they feel like they can shut our world down. They do it right in front of our faces. Do you understand what I'm saying you should do? Sanders ain't did nothing wrong. He ain't did no more than what Eli Manning did when. What his daddy did for him when he didn't want him going to a certain team. Dion ain't ain't did near as much as that. But what they would tell you is Shadar Sanders ain't that good. But on film. You mean tell me it was 144 more people better than Shador Sanders. Is that what you telling me? It's the same old tactics that they always used against us. So you're telling me there was 144 more players better than should. Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Y'all just stop it. Just say y'all were pissed off cause he didn't come to the draft like y'all want him to. Yeah, he didn't work out and God Damn it. And he didn't talk to the certain team, Just. Just say, hey. Say I look, I wouldn't mind drafting him, but God damn it, he showed me. God damn it. He want everything given to him. I can accept that. But this bullshit that y'all pull right here. Trash. And you know it. See, the first thing the white people want to use is the race card. But it can't be race because the first player pick was black. It ain't got nothing to do with this. Him see this run internal, you know, this is deeply rooted inside the NFL owners. When they decide they're not going to do something, they going to do it. And same way they did with Colin Kaepernick. Now, they claim nobody said to one another that they wasn't gonna pick him up, but no NFL owner, all 32. NFL team didn't pick Kaepernick up. Not a coincidence. Boy ain't play ball no more. Now, I know his girlfriend come out and say that he's still training and hoping that the NFL will give him another chance. Let it go. I got a better chance starting for the goddamn dollar cowboy than Colin Kaepernick do and coming back to the NFL. No. We know you took the money. We forgot they gave you 20 million. Copy. Ain't stepping the foot in on now another NFL stadium soil. Them white boys don't play that. But you know who gave them that power? Us. What you mean? Dude, we stayed and watch them. We stay to support them. Yeah, that's what we do. They give us two or they give us a hundred million dollars. Oh, we good. It ain't the world ain't all that bad no more. Dude, we got black people making hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah. Yeah. It take a little money for y'all to sell y'all soul. But if we all come together, we can get some sugar conference, we can get some sugar. Confidence all the way across the board. But we gonna have player. Man, I ain't missing up my money. That slave mentality. You worry about your money when it could be everybody money. If we handle things the right way. Now I get it. I'm not gonna get her and say Shador shouldn't have worked out. I'm not gonna get her here and say that your daughter shouldn't have took them interview. Because he should have. He should have. But to do him like that the way they did it is crazy nice. Like I say, they can do Eli like that. Well, Eli better college quarterback than Shador. I don't think so. We ain't talking about the pros. Cause Shador ain't played in the pros yet. We know what Eli ended up doing. Went in two rings. We get it. But coming out of college, I don't know that. That's all I'm saying. We don't. We can't say that. We just know. He was a man, long neck like his daddy and brother were. Payton, we get it. But it's up to us to make change. We ain't willing to make the change. Why? Because some of us scared. And number two, we gonna want to our money. See, money control. A lot of people, man, they get on these podcasts, they come around the world and speak. They talk that like they this and that. When it all boil down to it, they ain't trying to mess up their money. That's simple as that. Someone gonna keep their mouth closed. It's gonna be some ones that's talking in ruin ride. But when it's time to do it, they know where to be found. They just like that on barbershop that Cedric Entertainer played when he was talking about black power. Black power like when they shut the door. Them crazy. That's how your is right now in real life. The very one y'all praise the most. The very one superstars y'all put up there on that pebble still. Pepper style. Don't give a damn about us. Do you hear me? Don't give a damn about us. And the ones that do give a damn about us, we ridicule them all the time. Talk bad about them, talk down, try to cancel them. We try to cancel the real, we're gonna never try to cancel the fake. That's. That's what's going on in the world right now, man. The fake has become real. And what's real has become fake. It's been watered down. Now see, a woman think now she gotta get her ass done. She gotta get her titties done. She got to get all these surgeries just to be beautiful. Baby, you beautiful just the way you are. See, our sisters don't forgot where they come from. Because some of us weak men's in the world not letting our sisters know that they are beautiful. Without all of that. Without all that makeup, without letting it fake up ass. Then with all the fake they don't need, they don't forgot it because they've been told that they ugly. They're not. This they gonna compare to the next woman. But us real men, you got to build your woman up. You got to tell her you're beautiful. You got to slap on the ass with consent. Got to let her know you want. Even though you might be fucking 50 more, but you got to let that one know you want. Why? Cause they gonna keep going down there up cutting on their body. Some of them dying on their goddamn table diner because they trying to look good for sorry, crazy retarded ass. I want to be. I want to take a big tea. I want to check where you should live. So you women hear what us men are saying because they want to be chose. They won't be with us. They won't. They won't. They want. They just want to be loved. But we doubt them so much. And some of these holes need to be down. Yeah. Some of them we need to praise and build up and they can have better attitude about themselves. That's why they have naked on ig because they feel like nobody love them. They feel like they got to show their ass off for somebody to look and say something to them. Real women ain't got to get on IG and Facebook and be half naked. Real women can dress like a woman supposed to dress and still show her curvatures and all that. If she have those or not. It's up to us, man. It's up us men to start showing compassion and love again to these women. Man, I ain't say to these hoes, I said to the women, because they out there. And when you find a real one, you three hood, you know how she supposed to be treated. But that's just what I see going on in today's society, man. With the. With the. Or our black women, they have no confidence in they self. I mean, some of them had kids early, two or three kids early. And the family gave up on them. The baby daddy gave up on. But sister, if you're watching this show and you. You've been through some things like that, what I'm talking about, don't give up. It's not over. It's not over you. It's a man out there love you. You and your two or three kids. I am however you got. It's a man out there for you. But once again, you got to start who you need, not who you want. Because what you want got you single and dying. Not her falling out. So I'm who you need. Yeah. It's a at your ch right now. Play the piano. You think he gay? He ain't gay. He just looking for the right one. Go get him some bung and how d. Fake ass. Yeah. Real talk. Yeah. And I hear what you saying LeBron legacy, yeah, is cemented, but it's how you going out. It's the thing with me with LeBron, you shooting the ball off the side of the goddamn backboard, fam. The side of this. A three at that. We need you on the block, big boy. We don't need you shooting threes like that. You're not Curry. You hit two threes, you think you carry. That ain't the business. Now you letting Minnesota off the hook. Now you say you. Now they say LeBron got the highest IQ. I can't tell you because I know can't nobody. If I'm LeBron, I know can't nobody hold me on that team. On the block. I'm getting the ball in the block. I'm backing down to one of them motherfucker double me, and I'mma kick that motherfucker out. That a miracle Whip Luca, and he gonna hit the three. But they ain't doing that now. Tell me I'm lying. They not doing it. So he rather damn his legacy submitting than that. But God damn it. You said you want to be a goat. Goddamn goat ain't going out in five game. If so what I'm saying here tonight, and LeBron James the goat, they win. They win Wednesday night. If LeBron James the goat, they go back to Minnesota and wing again. If LeBron James the goat, they winging himself nickel. Now, who else on here feel like that? If LeBron James the goat, they win this Timberwolf series, and still. That's all I'm saying. Somebody said I got t w win. Damn, man. You heard my feeling, Leo. You hurt my feelings, Leo. You hurt my feelings with this. Somebody said he gonna get a chip as a specter. I. I mean, I'm one of LeBron biggest fans, bro, but I just got to start calling when I see it. That's the same way I call it in real life. If you're a whole ass in real life, I'm just gonna let you know what you is. You just the whole ass. It is what it is. Ain't no. Ain't no sense of sugar coat. Start telling people how you feel. Ain't no sense of holding it in you. Some of you, negro be mad at people. I mean, never say nothing. Don't start letting people know how you really feel, man. It's okay. So I'm just letting y'all know tonight how I feel about the Lakers overall. Yeah, I'm mad at LeBron. Yeah. He had a turnover. A foul in a mystery. Yeah, I know. He ain't scoring the four. Yeah, I'm mad at. Yeah, I'm gonna whoop his ass today. But come Wednesday night, he win the game. God damn it. I love him again. It's a love and hate relationship with me. Some of you got love and hate relationship right now with your kids. Yeah, we gonna talk about it. Yeah. Some of you fathers out there. Yeah. Your dog a hoe? Yeah, you know it. You gonna like it. So you. You mistreat her, don't mistreat your dog because she a hoe. She got it from somebody in your family. Whether it's you, your wife, sister, or your grandma or your great grandma, your grandpa. Somebody will hoe it. Even though your dog might be a hoe, you still gotta love a. If she got kids, you supposed to be a Pow pow. Still our kids, brother. What they do, you still gotta love them. Some of you niggas on here watching the show right now, son gay. You been feeling kind of dying. Now. You laughed at everybody else being gay. Now your son gay. Now you quiet now. Talk niggle. You big bad. Some cute talk now. Talk about everybody else being gay growing up. Now your son gay. You want to keep quiet about it when you go to. Used to be talking loud at work when your son was young. Now he grown out here sucking on wee wee. You come to work now, quiet as a church. Out of mouth. No talk now, James, why? Cause your boy sucking wee wee now. He grown. He 19. He died in college. Sucking on wee wee. You don't even talk about him no more. All you talk about is fishing. Now let's talk about Junior. But that's your song. You still supposed to love him whether he sucked wee wees or not. You gonna lost your swagger. Used to be out inviting everybody over football games on Sunday. You don't invite nobody over no more when Jane come down. Cause you. Because they. They gonna know he like this. That's okay. He's still Junior. He's still Junior. We still gotta love our kids. No matter what they do, they right or wrong, we still gotta love them. Now, we ain't got to condone what they do, but we still got to love them. Some of you nigga right left diabetics watching the show. I told take your goddamn medicine and not with Dr. Pepper. Evil, you gonna lose that goddamn leg. Keep bullshitting, you ain't gonna better keep up with your old legs. She already cheating on you. Now lose that leg. Yeah, it's gonna be out of there. Y'all laughing. I'm dead Ass serious with y'all. De k. I'm not bullshitting with y'all, man. We all know diabetics from the most in black people. We already know somebody in our family. Diabetic. We know somebody, just a diabetic right now. Not taking the insulin, not wanting to act right. And we, you know, you see them now, they walking around. Good. About two months later, you get a phone call. Hey, what's up? See, you know Sunshine lost his leg. You bullshit. Hell, yeah. Why not taking their nuggets. Gotta take your medicine out. I know you want. Don't you want to leave y'all. Y'all just gonna leave all this cat out here for me? Okay, I'm gonna be right here to get it. Come here. I'm gonna be right here to get it. Shout out to the Jacksonville Jaguars. I went out there and got. Got my boy Travis Hunter. I think that was a good pickup for the city. It'd be good for them down there, man. I know they say they gon both sides of the ball. Let's check out to him for getting drafted. Shout out to my little guy out there In Colorado, number five, Jimmy Horn Jr. Shout out to him, he got drafted by the Carolina Panthers. Shout out. Shout out to them, man, I think you're gonna do some great things in the league too, little Jimmy. I really do. Shiloh, he went to Buccaneers. That's like. That's what's up. Shout out to everybody got drafted. You ain't guessed by Coach prime and his kids and everybody, man. Shout out to every young man, white, black, whatever you are, got drafted. You know, if that was your dream, you made it. And for the ones who didn't get drafted, it's not over. It's not over because you didn't get drafted. You can. You can go as an undrafted free age. You can. You can. You can walk on. You had that going. If it's for you, it's gonna be for you. No matter. Don't let them put no number on you. You make a name for yourself. Remember Tom Brady was in the seventh round, Remember that? Turned out to be with the greatest quarterback ever. So far, so it ain't overcast. You're gonna get drafted, dog. I mean, just keep putting the working in the working for you. It's gonna. It's gonna work. And if it don't, it just don't. But it's for you. It's gonna be for you. I'm telling y'all that right now, man. Don't give up. Don't give Up. Believe in yourself. Look in that mirror. Hold yourself accountable for where the things going in your life. Let me tell you something. Just because things not going right in your life don't mean you're doing nothing wrong. You know, God chastised the ones he loved most. Look what he did to Job. Job didn't do nothing wrong. When the devil came to God. Remember, the devil came to God and God said, you can't. You can do anything in the world, but you can't kill him. And the devil do everything. Get Job. Job lost everything. And his wife said, won't you just cuss him? He said, never, he said, never. Begin. So many words. No. And God blessed him seven times more than he ever had. He lost his kids. God gave him more kids than he had before. Lost everything he had more and more and more because it's his faith in God. That's why I got my faith now in God. Always have been. Yeah, I do things that I ain't supposed to do. I asked the good Lord to forgive me, help me don't do those things again. But you know my heart, know my intentions. And some of y'all as well. Oh, man, just keep having the faith. Don't put it in, man. Just put it in God. Put it in yourself, and good things will happen to you. Remember, good things happen. Bad things happen to good people all the time. I guess the way the world is. But don't give up. Don't give up. So I like to tell y'all tonight is don't give up on your dreams. Keep pushing. Like I always tell you on the show, get around people that want to see you win. Get around inspirational people. Get around motivators. Get around good energy people. You don't want to be around bad energy people. Something go bad, you go tell them. Yeah, man, I would do this. I would do that. Ain't number getting you in more trouble. For what? Sometimes you gotta know how to keep your mouth closed. Plenty of times I've been wanting to say certain things, but I know it ain't for me to say. I just gotta be quiet and let it play out the way it need to play out, man. But it's never about being disrespectful to. To no one. But sometimes you gotta get your point across. Sometimes you just gotta let people know. Hey, look, Brian, the one you doing a little too much playing for. I ain't with that. I ain't wishing no harm on you or nobody here. But you're not gonna play with me. And that's how you got to be with certain people, man. Sometime at the job, your boss getting on your ass, you know, might hurt your feelings, might hurt, you know, might hurt your pride. Might do it in front of other people, Might have you feeling some kind of way. But if, you know, you need this job, your family depending on you, you got to think, man, I got a family at the house, man. You know, I. I gotta be smart. I don't miss him, you know? Sometimes you gotta think stuff through, count to 10, whatever you got to do. Because you know, the devil, he's working. Each and every day he's working. You know, if you see you trying to do right or do good, he coming. So I always keep that in mind, man. Don't let nobody trick you at your spot. No matter what people out there in the world say about you, they allow you. They'll say anything in the world to try to knock you off your game. But don't you do. You hang in there. You hang in there. Remember they talked about Jesus. They say he wasn't the son of God. They killed him at that. So imagine what they'll do to me and you. Imagine what they'll do with me if they killed Jesus. Imagine what they'll do with me and you. So we have to be smart. We have to be when we see our other black men or white. How you doing today, fam? You good? How you doing, brother? You all right? This and that. You never know what people going through. Never going. Going through their mind. And it's okay to tell people you proud of them, Them, you love them. I appreciate all the good that you're doing. It's okay to tell people you're proud of them. But we got so many in this world, they won't just. They don't want you to know. They don't want you to know, man, and it's sad. That's why I always try to get people their flowers. Yeah, the Lakers. I'm in good spirits. Y'all know me. If you really my fan, you know I love the Lakers to death, but if the motherfucker don't win, they just don't win. I'm riding with OKC Nickel. I keep a backup plan. Don't get it twisted.
- [44:13]
Chase
Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone. Paying Big Wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying, no judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment anyway, give it a.
- [44:32]
Mint Mobile
Try@Mintmobile.Com Switch upfront payment of $45 for three month plan equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full terms@mintmobile.com avoiding your unfinished home.
- [44:45]
Ryan Reynolds
Projects because you're not sure where to start. Thumbtack knows homes so you don't have to don't know the difference between matte paint, finish or satin or what that clunking sound from your dryer is. With Thumbtack, you don't have to be a home pro, you just have to hire one. You can hire top rated pros, see price estimates and read reviews all in the app. Download today.
- [45:06]
Ryan Seacrest
Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway this spring. Refresh your spring personal care Items and earn 4 times points on all your favorites when you shop in store or online. Earn 4 times points when you shop for items like pantene shampoo, Gillette Fusion 5 razors, secret body spray, always pads, loves diapers, Pepto Bismol and Nervive Nerve Relief Cream. Then use your rewards for discounts on groceries or gas. Offer ends May 20th. Restrictions apply. Promotions may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
- [45:36]
Albertsons
AT&T has a new guarantee because most things in life are not guaranteed. Like actually getting the rental car you requested or your wedding turning out just like you dreamed it would. And someone making another pot of coffee in the break room after drinking the last drop of the last one. Yeah, don't get me started. Not guaranteed. In a world where Nothing is guaranteed, AT&T is bringing something new to the table. AT&T is introducing a guarantee with connectivity you depend on, deals you want and service you deserve or they'll make it right. So if you want to know more about the AT&T guarantee, head to att.com guaranty AT&T connecting changes everything. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.com guaranty for details.
- [46:27]
Bubble Dub
You watching this show being presented by prospects. Y'all know that Go download the number one sports fantasy app right now. It's more or less on your favorite play over there man. Trash with the two H's main prize pick. I'm telling you, type it in. Trash two H's There I am. Hit me up. I send you some pics. I try to get you right. That's all I can do man. I know them other apps cool but they ain't prize picture you did tap in if you watching my show or if you can't listen, if you can't watch my show, you only can listen to my show. Then go to Apple podcast, go to Spotify, type in the book a dub show. Boom, there I am. Now. What's happening? Shout out to all my people in Atlantic City. Shout out to my people in Baltimore this past weekend, week of ones tour. But this week I'm back home, baby. This week I'm back home. Dream come true back in H town. Friday night, Toyoga center, we go one tour. Me and Mike Epps in the game. Saturday night, you can catch me in Dallas, Texas, man, we the ones, man. Man, I'm having. I had so much fun on this tour, man, learning the do's, the don'ts, the. The being in front of thousands of people, coming from where I'm coming from in front of 100 to 200, 300 people at the Little Company clubs. But when you in the Ringles, you're in front of thousands of people, man. And the love I'm receiving from the folks, oh, I got all the guy, man. And I appreciate the people. My real fans have been pulling up. Shout out to Sabi, pull up on me and be more. I just appreciate the love. I tell anybody that too. And Rod, appreciate you pulling up, bro. Anybody that's a fan of mine and you know I'm coming to your city and you want to pull up to a show, just reach out, I'll make it happen because I need that kind of love, bro. And Whoever sent that 9.99, appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. I really do appreciate that. For real, appreciate it. Brandon, what it do I'm seeing got the best group, all of them. But I don't. I don't mess around, though. But all of them be groupies. Every whole. And group is the old everywhere. So if you ever. I mean, you see you trying to get you one of them, ho, I invite you back saying let you do your thing. Holla. Well, I ain't got nothing to do with that, though. Yeah, handle your business. Do what you need to do. And that's what we all. I don't know what Skull right now on the Somebody tell me. Let's go on. Golden State in the Rockets right now. Golden State up right now. Two one in that series. Let's see. I know Draymond was just. I love Draymond, y'all. I don't know how y'all feel about Draymond Green, but I love Draymond. I love that black ass nigga, man. That raw like he don't give a damn. He in the huddle like he doing everything. 65, 68 golf states. It's a good game, but I just love everything about Draymond. What he bring the toughness. And I just wish that's what my Lakers had, some kind of tough. All them over there, man. All them over there. Oh, friendly. Oh, I fall guy. I'm a hip Y ass up type. No, hey, man, you fall on your neck, you just fall on your damn neck. Brian over picking the up and stop that with a deals. You be Nike. Y'all come eating. Don't you have that I love you twin, but goddamn, Braun, don't pick him up. I'm not picking them up. I'm playing basketball again. If I knock you out, I knock you out. Yeah, so what? Yeah, we gotta get nasty. Yeah, we ain't got no center. We could have got one. Didn't get him. So. I don't know. I thought this death lineup they got with LeBron and Finnie Smith and Luca and Ar and Rui, they. That ain't working. Can't get no damn rebounds. That ain't working. JJ, you want to get LeBron big ass wrist. Third quarter, two minutes left. You come sit your ass right now. Four quarter. God damn it. You better be an AI robot getting out. You spending a million dollar on your goddamn body. Poor quarter nigga. You need to be playing like an AI robot. Lie now. Tell me I'm lying. I'm spending that kind of money on my goddamn body. Me, I spend 30,000 a year on. On. On sex pills. I ain't got to no more, cuz I'm on them roast for. But before then, so look what I was putting in into the sex pills. Goddamn it. And you died in the fourth. You can't scold you kind of goddamn training you doing. I'm just being honest with y'all. I had LeBron kind of money, I'd be in the same kind of shape that Russian was. I'm lucky whether where he was using steroids or what. That'll be me on the goddamn court getting knocked. I ain't bullshitting y'all. Like y'all know I'm telling y'all the truth. And somebody hit me up, too. Dude, will you ever stop taking roach boy? Hell no. Put it under your tongue and just decide. Come here. She looking at me. Oh, you got that look in your eye, Daddy. And do and do. Come here. Now, my grandma ain't got no goddamn car. She want to ride with me, but she want to tell me how to drive. Shut up and ride my goddamn car. You wanna ride to the stove? Goddamn. You gonna go by my rules now. I told my grandma by jumping in my car with her little 3 point. My grandma smoke weed for 3.5. And laws get on us. I'm telling them who got the weed. Dub your stitch on your grandma. And Will and Will I go. I got people like that getting your car, trying to tell you how to drive. You got people in your car when you drive, and they. They doing all this and. Get out. Get out. Hell, that nerd me up. All that. Doing all this. Oh, slow down now. You want to ride? I'm gonna give you a ride of your life. I'm gonna give you the ride of your life. So now. Hell, no, I ain't gonna stop taking roast. Hell, no. If you ain't already take them, you need to get on if you need them. Get home. Are you diabetic? Come here. Come here. Yeah, you need some restoration. I mean, I can restore you. Come here. No spot Rock is in trouble. Green gotta step. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with Green, bro. He's hot and cold. One night he'll go 38, the next night he'll go left. What the going on with you and Trail? Dre ain't doing her damn job. She training. God damn. Tr5 at 5. That boy before, too. God damn it. Get up off of him. He going nowhere. You already got a baby behind. He ain't going no goddamn world. Get up off of him. I don't even know no more. I don't even know no more. I don't even know who the Cowboys drafted it. Sorry. We ain't gonna be worth a damn again this year, y'all. I'm gonna be honest. We ain't. Cowboy ain't gonna be worth a damn this year. We ain't. And I don't like how the New York Giants talking about how Shador didn't do good on the interview. Who cares? You didn't draft him. What the is we talking about it for? Y'all keep saying he ain't this good, but y'all sure go keep talking about him. Why? For rap? Yep. He ain't this good. He ain't that good. But you keep talking about him, though, they let me know right now. You lie. July. You lie. I don't know. Kanye still is talking. Appreciate that. $2, Kanye. I don't. Man, I don't know, man. Somebody get Kanye in medicine. Man, at this point, we done lost Our brother. We need to restore our brother. It's not even funny. It's real talk. We need to sit down and have a therapy session with Kanye and let him get everything off his chest that he want to say and, you know, because he needed. He need us more than ever. It's not even funny, bro. Like, sometimes my brothers. I know I was talking, but they just mean what I do, entertain. But sometimes people be asking for help in the weirdest ways, and I think Kanye is asking for help, bro. And we need to be there for our brother. We need to help our brother. We need to show our brother love. We need to wrap our arms around it where y'all can. I ain't gonna wrap my arms around. I get into that because you know that like to get on your knees and please you. And this ain't one of them with me. You know, to each his own, though, because I know some of y'all like that. You know, you say you ain't, but when you's in jail with them, yeah, you cuddling up. Real talk. Yeah, you're calling. You calling the pumpkin and my everything and. Yeah, I heard about y'all. Yeah, but brother yay needs some love, man. He need. He need. He need an exorcism. Get the demons up off of them. Because of Kardashians. They take a toll on you, bro. They show you so much the devil, boy. They show you so much up there in them hidden heels, boy. And boy, they say they have smell like cat up there, but they got that far. And. And I'll be lying to y'all, tell y'all I'll pass up on Kim K. I won't. I'm telling you, I knock Kim K down tonight. I kiss my kids on the cheek. Daddy love you, but I got to go. Where you going there? I'm going to find y'all. Y'all. Y'all gonna find y'all another mama. Come here. Come here. You think I want When I wish, Kim Kardashian. I even take the mama. Come here. Yeah, I know you old. I know you ain't got about four years left. Come here. Put me in that wheel. Come here, Big Rob. I'm putting your big, fat, funky ass out. Not gonna live off me and my baby. No goddamn mo. Rob Kardashian. I heard you overweight. God damn it. You gonna lose it with me if I'm your stepdad. You getting your big ass out of him. You should be walking no fat ass in here in my fridge, eating popsicles and. And Fudge popsicles all day. Get your own spot. What's Kim Kardashian? Mama name. I can't think of it right now. I can't think of that name. Y'all let me know that woman name. I can't think of Kim Kardashian or mama name. I know y'all gonna tell me Chris goddamn right. Come here. You ain't gotta worry about O.J. i'm the real one. Come here. O.J. spelled backwards. What? Joe. I'm real. Joe. Come here. I ain't broke two of them. I hope they I miss church. Hanging this rooster to goddamn Chris. I make a crow. Nigga. Don't you know how go my dog of graduation with Kris Kardashian? Come here. Oh, my God. She's too old for him. No, she not. Them organs dying there between her leg still. I got no cooking me spread ribs. I'm not. I'm a real. Yeah, that's me. Do a breath. Yeah. I introduced Kris Kardashian to chop beef. Come here with the legs. You take a chip. Don't stay East Texas style. Yeah, we'll Sprite. Come here, Can. Come here. I turn. I turn Kris Kardashian ass. And what she won't do, Chloe will. Kimmy. I got something for Tristan Thomas. Big badass. I put the laws in Tristan Thompson lie nickel. Roger done reached out to me. Y'all talking about he want to meet up so he can forgive me for what I've done to him. Nip never. You heard I'm selling out these shows. That's what you hearing about. I ain't know what that he better send me a letter. That's what he better do. Send me a letter. I'm not. No, I know what I did. I know I told and I'm glad I told on that. My first 48 episode is a classic. My first episode of my first 48 episode were classic. I got a NAACP Image Award for snitching on that. I'm proud that got told on Roger. All right, take y'all into my other side of my house in my other room and show you my plaques for snitching like I'm a stand up citizen. And this talk about all of a sudden he won't forgive me. That between you and Guy and your probation officer not with me. Cause I seen your badass back. Hell, no. I don't trust that he want to forgive me. I gave you 40 years and you want to forgive me? I wouldn't forgive me. I know you trying to get even. But you won't get even with me, boy. I'm telling you, you get the leak injection next time. I'm done with you. I promise you that. The job ain't done. I finished. You better leave me alone, Roger. I'm not what you want. I'm not what you want, Pam. I'm not. Not gonna be riding around. No. No. Not going to my normal spots because you might be there. I'm not doing all that. I'm not. I'm not scared no more. Not. It's my goddamn community. I call on everybody in the privacy community out. And God damn it, I got a job to do. I'm gonna do it. But not scared no more. Y'all. I'm not. Y'all ain't gonna make me be scared, man. I'm not. I'm not the way I'm living right now. Rocking. Then he said no to the plea deal today. Cause did he know something? Did he got money? Did he got lawyers? He fighting? I mean, what else you want him to do? The Top Flight Neighborhood Watch? That's me. Your glasses back on, Sammy. Like that was skip toe on. Put your glasses back on. Milk. Thank y'all watching tonight's show though. See y'all again tomorrow night. Peace and blessings. I'm out the volume you.
- [61:34]
Mint Mobile
Behind every successful business is a vision. Bringing it to life takes more than effort. It takes the right financial foundation and support. That's where Chase for Business comes in. With convenient digital tools, helpful resources and personalized guidance, we can help your business forge ahead confidently. Learn more@chase.com business chase for business make more of what's yours the Chase Mobile app is available for select mobile devices. Message and data rates may apply. JPMorgan Chase Bank NA Member FDIC Copyright 2025 JP Morgan Chase & Co. Are.
- [62:06]
Ryan Seacrest
You still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn more@discover.com credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway this spring. Refresh your spring personal care items and earn four times points on all your favorites when you shop in store or online. Earn 4 times points when you shop for items like Pantene shampoo, Gillette Fusion 5 razors, secret body spray, Always Pads, Luvs Diapers, Pepto Bismol and Nervive Nerve Relief Cream. Then use your rewards for discount on groceries or gas. Offer ends May 20th. Restrictions apply. Promotions may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details. It is Ryan here and I have a question for you. What do you do when you win? Like are you a fist pumper? A Woohoo or a hand clapper? A high fiver? If you want to hone in on those winning moves, check out Chumba Casino. Choose from hundreds of social casino style games for your chance to redeem serious cash prizes. There are new game releases weekly plus free daily bonuses, so don't waste way. Start having the most Fun ever@shambacasino.com no purchase necessary.
- [63:30]
Bubble Dub
VGW Group void where prohibited by law 21/ terms and conditions apply.