← Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay
The Bubba Dub Show - THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!
00:29:54
Loading summary
Transcript17 lines
- [00:00]
T-Mobile Representative
You can count on T Mobile to help keep you connected from big cities to small towns on America's largest 5G network. Switch the T Mobile keep your phone and they'll pay it off up to 800 bucks per line via prepaid card. Learn more@t mobile.com heap and switch up to four lines via virtual prepaid card. Allow 15 days qualifying unlock device credit service port in 90 plus days with device and eligible carrier and timely redemption. Acquired card has no cash access and expires in six months.
- [00:36]
Jack in the Box Advertiser
In the mood for something crunchy, saucy and boneless? Try Jack's new Crispy Boneless Wings from Jack in the Box. Get him with Honey Garlic Sriracha or Smoke Show Smoky Barbecue Sauce. Enjoy so much more.
- [00:52]
Ryan Seacrest
Hello, it is Ryan and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on jumbaccasino.com I looked over the person sitting next to me and you know what they were doing? They were also playing Chumba Casino. Coincidence? I think not. Everybody's loving having fun with it. Chumba Casino is home to hundreds of casino style games that you can play for free, anytime, anywhere, even at 30,000ft. So sign up now@chumbacasino.com to claim your free welcome bonus. That's chumbacasino.com and live the Chumba life.
- [01:20]
Bubble Dub
No purchase necessary. BTW seat terms and conditions 18 +.
- [01:23]
Jack in the Box Advertiser
Where'D you get those shoes?
- [01:24]
Bubble Dub
Easy.
- [01:25]
Jack in the Box Advertiser
They're from DSW. Because DSW has the exact right shoes for whatever you're into right now. You know, like the sneakers that make office hours feel like happy hour, the boots that turn grocery aisles into runways, and all the styles that show off the many sides of you from daydreamer to multitasker and everything in between. Because you do it all in really great shoes. Find a shoe for every you at your DSW store or dsw.com the volume.
- [01:57]
Bubble Dub
Foreign welcome to the Bubble Dub show, man. Super bowl weekend. Just watched a fabulous game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm gonna give y'all time to get in the chat, man. I know some of y'all high. I know some of y'all drunk. I know some of y'all one money. I know some of y'all gotta find y'all new place to stay. So I'm gonna give y'all time, man. But for right now, hit the like button. Yeah, come on, hit the like button for your boy, man. Real talk, man. Make sure you turn your notifications on. Make sure you subscribe to the show as well, man, we down here in New Orleans. I want to give a shout out to Dave and Busters, man, for holding us down the whole weekend. Shout out to them on that. Hang on, let's just dive straight into the game today. The Philadelphia Eagles dropped bird shit all over the Chiefs today. That's just what happened. Pat Mahone trash been down here all week eating crawfish elephant and looked like he was on lower tabs the whole damn thing. That ain't the Pat Mahomes that I know and that y'all, most of y'all know. Eagles told their ass up today. Ain't no excuses about this and that. I thought Andy Reid had the coaching advantage over the over the Philadelphia Eagles, but the Philadelphia Eagle had the players advantage. And what I mean by that. The Chiefs offensive line didn't do a damn thing all night. They was on their ass the whole damn night. That's what I saw. That's what you saw. Kansas City chief defense could not control Jalen Hurts. He was throwing the ball as well as running the ball. Jalen Hurts had 221 passing yard, two TDS, one intercepts. Had one, had 11 carries for 72 yards. Yeah, Jalen Hurts running that like a Ford F150. And they couldn't do a thing about it. Steve Spagnolo, supposed to be the best defensive coordinator in the world. Ain't worth a damn over there arguing this now, fix this now. But they didn't. I want to give props to the Philadelphia Eagles, what they was able to do. Saquon Barkley had 25 carries, 57 yards. But he wasn't the normal Saquon Barker. And you don't have to be because as a team, overall, the Philadelphia Eagles had 45 yards, may have 45 carries. Yeah, 45 carries. That let you know right now they ran the ball even though they didn't run the ball. Exception. Well, I, I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna be honest. I thought Patrick Mahomes were gonna make some kind of comeback, but they didn't. Now, normally during halft, Reed got all kind of food on the table that you can eat. This day he didn't eat. You know why? Because he will lose. Do you hear me? And the Reed didn't expect that. Andy Reed expected his team to come out and play better ball than they did. God damn it. They showed Taylor Swift flat thing at one goddamn time you've been showing all playoffs. But tonight you show that flat pancake ass one time. Come on. So Taylor Swift. Y'all don't want to talk about it, but I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah, When Travis. When Travis. Kelsey had that sister on there with that big ass. Y'all kept the camels on. Keep that camera on. Taylor Swift ass. Don't nobody want to see it but me. Taylor, come here. Travis a loser. Come over here and do them. I got you. I ain't got Travis money, but Travis ain't got this tone either. Come here. Come on. Dance with Taylor Swift. Taking by thinking about bringing goddamn Taylor Swift to my. To my. My homecoming we have while walking up with that white girl. Boy, heads gonna turn, though. My family members ain't gonna like it. But that's why them broke now. Cause they don't understand what's going on. She goddamn slavery over. I want a white woman. I'm gonna give me a white woman, too. Damn right. White woman in church, too, holding hands. Pastor. Who was that nigga? This Mandy. Goddamn right. Gotta enjoy life, man. Y'all be complaining, man. I'll be seeing some of y'all, man. Y'all see a black man with a white woman, y'all doing all this crime. Black women, y'all be running us off. Don't get me wrong, though. I love me a crow, but I pimp all on a cracker. That's just me. I'm just telling y'all what I see. I heard the y'all saying, I can't believe he with her when he was with you. You gave him headaches and diabetes. Now this nigga eating plant based food. All of a sudden he looking good again. He's 60, but he look 30. When he was with you, he was 30. Was looking 90. Y'all be running us crazy, and the shit got to stop. Just like my baby mama right now. She gonna let me see my kids because I got a new girlfriend. But my kids been calling some dude for seven years. Your goddamn uncle. That's your mama, love. Look, I can't bring my little piece of game around. It's a problem. Well, you can't see your kids if you keep that girl. Well, goddamn, I guess I won't be seeing them. They'll see me on YouTube and IG and everywhere else. Hey, you little bad daddy. Living good. You want to live with me? No. Your mama supposed to be happy for me. Y'all supposed to be happy for me. God damn it. I with your mama. No car didn't have nothing. Now I done left your mama. I'm up now. Now y'all want to barge in on my happiness. I be damn. I'm not going for it. But back to the game, though. Xavier worthy had over eight catches, 157 yards. Eagles won 40 22, but the game wasn't close. Man. Eagles did what get did what they did. I know Gilligan kid running around the city right now on five right now. As opposed to Meek Mill running around feeling good again. And I know he's secret secretly texting Diggy right now. He checking up on me. You can guarantee that whole lot of going on, man. Kanye west giving away calls. Kanye Kim said he them seen them kids in months. Come on. Yeah, better than that. And quit making that thing ass white woman get naked. Stop it. Trump gonna get you. See? You think he won't send ice? You a damn lie. And I'm riding with him. I ain't seen my goddamn Mexican neighbor in six days. He's trying to hide it out. You get over here. Mow my damn yard. I got the camera on, too, to show Trump. You've been here. I got you. I'm getting rid of all. Yeah, it's illegal. You gots to go. My goddamn Nigerian pastor gots to go. I don't want to hear your word. I can read the Bible for my damn self. Lot going on. I know y'all get seen that pastor got caught in the strip club. Somebody he was there for tithing. You girl for ass. What you lying about? Ain't no. Just be honest. I want to see some ass from time to time. I have no problem with a pastor going to a woman's strip club. If you were going to a man's strip club, I have a problem with that. But he going to see some ass. Ain't nothing wrong with ass and Eddie Murphy. Boy, ass is good. If ass wasn't good, would none of us be him? How y'all gonna get mad at me? He paying Thai. At least he paying something. Pastors don't have taxes, so at least he giving the money back. A lot of them girls want to go to school. A lot of them. You know what I'm saying? They. They come from bad childhoods. They can have no father. Maybe he could be a father to him. I have no problem with that. Hell, me and my pastor, we shoot guys together. That's a real vehicle, real talk. When I need money, I borrow the church money. Ain't no money better than the church's money. All the money I done put in there, I got to be able to get something back. I called my pastor, man. I need 2500. You know what they say, Come and get it. I don't even go to church, son. I'm in the back waiting on my money. Any of my pastor smoke weed? Real talk. I had a big pretty bag. All of it. Got Superman on the bag, but ain't number Richie inside, he gonna look a different. I charge my pastor sell for 200. Come here. Yeah, I'll be scheming. I'll be going down through there. Now let's talk about the Kansas City Chiefs. A lot of people thinking that they gonna make it back next year. Not gonna happen, man. You got injuries. There's a whole lot going into teams going back to the Super Bowl. What the Eagles did was phenomenal this season. They was able to bring in Saquon Barkley. They. They that front fold. They got. They didn't even have to blitz to get the Pat Mahomes. They had six sacks. They controlled the line of scrimmage, man. They controlled the game from the first quarter all the way to the fourth quarter. That's why the Philadelphia Eagles is the super bowl champs. They deserve it, man. You know, Andy Reid, you beat them a couple years ago now your old team beat you. I mean, that just how it go, if you ask me. A lot of people were saying that the Chiefs shouldn't even been there because the referees was on their side. Well, the refs wasn't on their side tonight. That's just call it like it is. The refs wasn't on the chief side tonight. They got their ass beat. They got to go back to Kansas City. What I'm hearing Gates barbecue or Arthur Brown barbecue clothes them burn in trash. Yeah, that over with up there in Kansas City, man. I mean, I would love for Pat to win three Super Bowls in a row, but it didn't happen, man. You know, I'm just up here talking. But this, this is a tough game, man. This is a tough sport, man. Yes, I'm a Cowboy fan. We ain't going to be here for about seven more years. I understand that, but I'm just gotta be honest with y'all, man. You know, we're gonna talk about the super bowl halftime show, kids. Kendrick Lamar, I know Drake some more with a pistol to his head right now. I know it. I know the six guys sick right now. Kendrick diggish thing up there. And I'm looking at all the comment. Come on, fam. Come on, man. The halftime show was trash. Maybe to you, maybe you maybe wasn't excited as it normally be. But I respect Kendrick Lamar for who he is and what he stand for. He still went up there. Even though he can possibly get sued from Drizzy Drake, he still played that song. And I can't do nothing but respect that for mom. Kendrick Lamar. Shout out to tbe. Shout out to top dog. Shout out the thick ass sizzle. And I do mean by oh, God damn sizzle thick too. I ain't doing well. I want me something sizzle. Real talk. Raw dog, too. First night she down here in Orleans. Let me run across. He tell me, come to our room. You got protection? Hell, no. And I don't need it either way. I ain't pulling out my pull out game. We could do a baby Dear legs when they come to sales. You want to get one line. But enjoy this right now, man. Better enjoy it, man. We down here right now in New Orleans. The streets is going crazy. I ain't going on Bourbon Street. I see. I ain't forgot what happened two months ago. I watched Bourbon street on tv. I'm not going over there. Come on down here and get drunk. I'll be down. Y'all here tonight having a good time and trying to drive home drunk. You better call your Uber. Ain't no sense of putting your life at risk or nobody life at risk, man. It's all about responsibility out here this weekend, man. Enjoy yourself. A lot of you fellows, y'all let the house. Y'all let your girl go out. She ain't no sense of thinking about it. Don't question them when she come home. She gave her ass up. You should have rolled with her. But you want to stay at the house with the boys. What's really going on? You real estate the high with 50 and then be with your girl. Something making sense to me. Somebody making sense to me. So I'm telling you now, you keep letting your girl go out. Be proud. I'm out with the girls. Them girls eat cat, too, don't you think? They don't. Them women got taser thongs. I lost my girl to one of them studs. I ain't no bigfoot boxer wearing Cleo from Second Loud braids having took me from my own family. See, I ain't lying. I can't stand them studs. But I love having sex with them. Come here. Studs don't normally get hot dog links that much. But when I come around, I'm shooting my shot. Yeah, Think about it. Studs. Studs ain't out here having sex like that, bro. Ain't nobody running up in them stuff. Nobody is good tight and warm. Do you hear me? If you know what I know, you'll get you one. Just. Just stay in the fat sugar day, man. That's what we got to do, man. We got to enjoy one another, man. I know some of y'all men, y'all see studs come around, y'all get intimidated because y'all ain't got no game. How you gonna let somebody to wear a. A, a a. A strap on? I hump you. You a lazy ass. Now, I might not last that strap on. I might not last it while I'm on 100 packs in red Bull. I can go all night. Damn right. That strap on. Man got a strap on ain't pumping bomb blood like me. I'm warm. That's it. Real Talk. I can warm you up and. Damn, dildo can't warm him up or something I can't compete with, though. That damn rose shit. That damn rose is undefeated. Real talk. That rose so cold. I'm using that song, bitch. Now come here. She can't even find this up under my goddamn pillow. Now, I'm not bullshitting. Whole room smell like stale corn chips. Come here. Gotta enjoy it, man. Y'all be on it all uptight. I know some of y'all, y'all lost a lot of money, man. My partner lost 15,000 on the Chiefs. He been hitting my phone. I'm already knowing he need alone. I ain't got it. I'm letting my people know my homeboy right now. You can load money and you think you're gonna call me? I'm gonna let you borrow some money. I'm not letting you borrow. You gonna go through this damn storm alone? Real Talk? Well, I don't gamble like that. I know. If you're watching this show, then you know it's being presented by Prize Fix. Go ahead and scan that barcode right down there at the right. Put $5 in, you get 50 instantly. You bet more or less on your favorite player. That what I bet on, Prize Pick. I bet on the players to do, you know, a certain amount of yards, a certain amount of touchdowns and this and that, man. So if you ain't rocking with Prize Pick tripping, man, tune in. If you can't watch the Bubble Dub show, you can at least listen to it. Go to Apple Podcast, go to Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub show. There I am, man. Real Talk. How y'all feeling tonight, though? Check. I'm gonna get in the chat with y'all. Y'all talk to me. Tell me what y'all thought about this Super Bowl. Did you like it or it was lackluster? They didn't live up to what you thought or you thought. It was simply amazing. Now, the people who hated it, team lost. I'm already knowing. So don't get in this chat line about this and that. So be honest. Did you like the super bowl or you did? Talk to me, man. Somebody say stud mean steal tickets on the girl, you damn right. Some of them be musty, though. I need women to be musty, man. You got to make them hoe going there and rinse them off. Don't just rinse that cat, rinse them nipples too. Ho. Real talk when you come with me, I'm using everything in your body. I ain't never move my legs like this, you hear? Tonight ho you gonna move everything. Calories and everything. We're gonna burn them tonight. And Sage, talk to me. We leaning in Philly. What you got? Appreciate it, Kim. Appreciate that, bro. Y'all talk to me, man. Y'all getting quiet.
- [16:20]
T-Mobile Representative
You can count on T Mobile to help keep you connected from big cities to small towns on America's largest 5G network. Switch the T Mobile, keep your phone and they'll pay it off. Up to 800 bucks per line via prepaid card. Learn more@t mobile.com heap and switch up to four lines via virtual prepaid card. Allow 15 days qualifying unlock device credit service port in 90 plus days with device and eligible carrier and timely redemption required. Card has no cash access and expires in six months.
- [16:56]
Ryan Seacrest
It is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment. But a better trend would be going to chumbacasino.com it's like having a mini social casino in your pocket. Chumba casino has over 100 online casino style games, all absolutely free. It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane. So grab your free welcome bonus now@chumbacasino.com sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW group void where prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest. For Albertsons and Safeway. February is the month of love. And while you're spending time showing love to your family and friends, make sure you show yourself some love too. Now through February 25, shop in store and online and save on self Love Love items from Dove Like Dove Cucumber and Green Tea Body Wash Dove Deep Moisture Nourishing Body Wash Dove Antiperspirants Dove shampoos and dove conditioners. Offer ends February 25th. Offers may vary. Restrictions apply. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
- [17:58]
Lenovo Advertiser
Stop hitting Snooze on new tech Upgrade the whole team@lenovo.com Unlock AI experiences with the ThinkPad X1 Carbon powered by Intel Core Ultra processors so you can work, create and boost productivity all on one device. Win the tech search for business PCs@lenovo.com.
- [18:34]
Bubble Dub
Commandos Play Bro said, man, y'all better stop playing, man. Didn't nobody if you had the Eagles winning, you had them winging. But y'all did not have the Eagles beating the out the Kansas City Chiefs like this. I just didn't see him beating the out the Chiefs. I mean, I could see them winning, but this was total domination tonight, man. Killing Moore will be the new head coach. In case y'all didn't know of a New Orleans Saints, he was offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles. So shout out to him, man. Maybe New Orleans can can get something going with Kellen Moore. I like the way he rung his offense. So Saints fan. Who that? I know y'all watching. You got your coach. Now let's see what y'all can do. Because it's a beautiful city, man. Everything down here is lovely. The ladies, ladies, the food is great, the people is great. Great atmosphere, great vibe. And that's what I like. I like to be around great people. I don't give a damn if you're white, Mexican, Chinese. I just want to be around great people, man. You know what I'm saying? And that's what we got to start doing now in America. Stop bickering, crying, and every five minutes, trump this and trump that. Man, stop all that crying, man. Focus on the people that love you and rock with you. Don't matter if they green, blue or purple, man. I'm sick of that. Only thing that matter right now is green. If you got green, you're gonna be all right. If you ain't got no green, God damn it, you in trouble. So stop crying. Stop blaming everybody for your problems, man. A lot of you dudes on her crying and this and that. Take your ass to work, fam. Stake your ass to work. You ain't gotta sell dope. You ain't gotta rob, you ain't gotta kill. Get money, go, go get you a job, get you a skill, get you a trade. Go, go, go get you a cdl. You can be welding. There's all kind of things. Yeah, you can sell your ass, man, but we ain't out here Harming people. That ain't what we gonna do. We gonna show love, man. What happened to the children being safe? What happened to our women being safe? They are not safe no more, man. You men raping the women and the kids. Come on, dog. Every time I look around, my damn AMBER Alert going out. God damn it. Who in the gray Honda got little sour? That's what I want to know. Who got little sour ass? I'm here trying to get some head. I can't get some head. Cause this worried about a kid. You ain't watch your own kids, but you worried about this goddamn Ambler. Let's shut up and suck this. Me? Stop bullshitting me. No, it ain't gonna stay hard long any goddamn way. Come on, let's get this over with. You women I love. Y'all go, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Everything we need. When I meet gonna get hard. Cause y'all be talking to. Come on. I done seen you get up hard before, champ. Come on. I know you can do it. Damn right. Turn your back. I'm taking the rhino pill on your ass. Damn right. Go on and call your mama and tell her you gonna be running a little late. Damn right. I don't like all that bullshit. And take a woman out to eat and see, then you get that text. You gonna be mad at me. I'll be damn. I'm on my way over there. You might not make it to me, but I'm gonna make it to you. See what we gonna do in the car. And you did it in high school, you gonna do it now. It was good then. Gonna be good now. Damn right. I don't like when women do that bullshit. You gonna be mad because I ain't got no babysitter. We don't even. You come right outside. God damn it. Them kids need you. Flick that light, we know what's up. Hey. Hell, they stand by their Damn self. Kids 8 years old, got down cooking full course meal. Mama been going out to the club. And when all of a sudden, when it's time to come to see you. She ain't got no baby sugar ho. You better stop it. I told you, you hoes gonna be mothers in 20, 25. Y'all gonna raise y'all kids. Y'all mama ain't doing that no more. Your mom ain't but eight years older than you. She out here giving that ass up. 2 ass arse like a cheetah. You ain't humping, but Mama eats. Real talk. That's Why I like older women, y'all. I keep telling y'all that I don't like younger women. I like older women, man. Older women, they. They. They clean the house, clean. It smell good, you know what I'm saying? The bed made up, you know what I'm saying? The tiles and everything folded up. This all her towels match. She got matching and bra and panty set. You young, ho. Your bra purple, but your draws yellow. Come on, you ain't no Laker. You a faker. Real talk. I ain't shaved here. You'll never shave. We ain't gonna stop nothing now. Saying that like I'm gonna eat you. I'll be down Valentine's Day coming up. Like y'all women trying to be nice and all that. Not gonna work. Hoe I had for here last week. You told me no, guess what? You ain't getting no box of chocolates. You ain't getting no teddy, bruh. You ain't getting nothing. You ain't getting no phone call, no cat. You're not getting shit from me. Valentine's Day is all about me this year. Me and my two girls that I got. Them the only one getting something for me from Valentine's Day. Rest of you hoe can keep tracks. I don't want to hear no goddamn phone call. You ain't gonna believe it, but my mama, Bati almost died. She. I wish she would have went. Cause she got. I'm not giving you nothing. I'm just telling you the lies these women do, man. Lying on their mamas. And you know my daddy died. You ain't never met the. You ain't never met your daddy, but he died. And you feeling sad. Yeah, I know, but we gotta take a trip up there. And I don't know how much it's gonna cost. I don't. I don't know. I'm not the one. But call your baby daddy. Goddamn. I know you're still sleeping with Real Talk. These women Slick, man. These women, like I told y'all, they still at these jobs having these work boyfriends and shit. And they feeling good with them work boyfriend. You come home and you touch on them. They don't want you to touch them, but they letting that nigga touch on them all day at work. I know what I found out. My girl had a goddamn work boyfriend. I woke up there on the job. I want to see the camera for myself. Randy, I want to see the camera. She in the leg up. He putting hickeys and everything on my girl Nick, he was a Big, though. He about six, eight. Ain't nobody that I was gonna go to and confront personal like that. No, I. You know, I did my talking from a distance. I walked in, seen him, sized him up, walked out by 75 yards and call him all kind of fat neck. That's just me. But everybody don't know I was scared, but they looking at like I was talking. But I really didn't want none of that action, though. You know what I'm saying? And when he was like, come on over here, I was like, okay, I'm coming. But I was waiting on them red and white blue lights to show up the police. Yeah, I called him. It's gonna be some smoke. But I was bluffing, though. I just want everybody to think that I'm a fighter. And I'm not. Damn right. I got that fire I caught ho on that nigga. Yeah. I better make it make sense these days. You were doordashing. I'll be careful on them doordashing. I heard somebody got doordash and food and they pausing them. Man, y'all be careful on that doordash. And a lot of you women out here doordashing at night, be careful. These men's up to no good. But if a lot of you women doordash and cat. Hey, I'm ready. God damn it. You ain't gotta knock the door unlock. Just come on in. God damn. There I am, right there in the mist, waiting on you. But we got going. Y'all. Y'all talk to me. See y'all in the chat. We got 3, 000 people on here. That's what I'm talking about, you cougar stud, man. Never thought about dating no cougar stud, bro. Because I'm older when they look mean when they get older, bro. And to be a stud. I don't know. I don't know about that one, man. I like older women. Like I say, they wear knee braces and. And they can't get out the bed without assistance. Because after you put that meat on them old schools, you can get up and leave. They ain't running behind you because they can't get out the bed. Now, I'm young. Ho. You put that meat on them, you going to peace. You right behind you. Where you going, man? I can't pee. You ain't cash at me yet. See, that's the shit with the young women. Gotta watch em. You make a young chick now. The first thing she wanna do and give you her cash out. Bless my game. I'm gonna Bless your game. All right. With cps. Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. Soon you wake up in the morning, they coming in and getting them goddamn kids and getting them some help. Because you ain't helping them. A lot of you women taking these kids to the bus stop. Don't be having nothing on nothing but ass up under them goddamn rolls. And when I flat and I damn near when you look kids over. Cause I'm looking at one you fine ass hoes. See? Watch how you dress. That's what I do. I go to the schools and see who kids need shoe, clothes and socks. They come Santa Claus line. Now, you ain't gotta worry about tax season with me, babies. Tax season every day. We gonna eat, baby. We gonna eat Mac and cheese oven style. Yeah, with the 80 again. See, y'all don't know nothing about that. Y'all, man, y'all. Y'all still on that other man. We gonna eat good around here. A lot of you women still eating good, too. I know y'all want to lose a little weight, but it's okay. The man don't like, want you for what he is. It took you women running around here crying. He say I'm big. He big, too. Hey, he can't see his thing no more. Cause his stomach in the way before you bumping bedless. Ain't nothing wrong with it. I love me a big woman. Love them all. And that right here in the front, I just picked that up and move it to the side. That don't bother me. A big woman don't bother me. I love big women. It's cold. I'm gonna be warm. Damn right. Get you one. She. I'll be crying. Y'all talking about. Man, that chick ugly. Somebody's sleeping with the ugly women around her dog. I told y'all that. Every stone is unturned around him. Gotta make it make sense this day, man. You're watching the show. Then we do something called Call the Hell Knocks. And they got seen Kansas City Chief getting blew out by the Philadelphia Eagle. Hell no. Continue to see it. I can see him losing, but getting blue. That hurt. Patrick Mahomes, his ass was red today. That yellow was red on them sideline. Y'all see, he normally running around feeling good, but them lower tabs got to him. I don't care what. I know lower tab takers when I see one. I'm around pill heads every day. That was on lower tabs. It was. I saw his performance, throwing the ball, getting hit, interception. Now, I ain't see nobody on the sideline. Go over there and slap Patrick Mahone. That's what I didn't see. That's what you got to do. Sometime in the super bowl, you gotta wake a up. Cause the coaches ain't gonna go over there and do nothing to pee. But I will. We only got one shot at this. One shot, dog. You out here bullshitting today, then all in practice, you killing us in practice. But when you get in the game, you can't do a damn thing right. What's going on? What was in the locker room? What kind of message was in the locker room? Was Andy eating corn dogs? Was it? Was it eating cheese steaks? Huh? Was he even burning his? I wanna know. Because if he was drinking something, Wow, I snapped you out his damn hands. You don't need nothing to drink, Coach. Here I am thinking people gonna come back like Tom Brady. No, them didn't do fault in the 22. Do balding the 22. I don't even know what to say no more, y'all. I go. Football season over. Great year, by the way, but football season over. You know, it's basketball season now. And I'm mad at the Charlotte Hornets because that. That damn single that they tried to give us, they tried to give us a damn limit. Now, that didn't pass his physical. But how did Anthony Davis pass his damn physical? That's what I want to know. He passed his physical and he hurt. But this here couldn't pass his physical. Now we gotta get Dawton back. You know why we got rid of Dalton? Because he was taking shots from Bronnie James and right. For sure can't shoot. You breaking. I'm gonna see how it's gonna play out with the Lakers bringing him back. Because that was one of the main reasons they got rid of that rookie Dalton. Because they felt like he was taken away from Bronny James shine when they got in the game together. Well, common sense tell you don't put them in the game together then. Cause Dalton can ball that. That falls on J.J. really? If he's taking away from running time, don't put him in the game at the same time. That's how you do that. But the Lakers still need to send him. Right Now, I think Javale McGee is available even though he's dinosaur age. But hell, we got to have somebody right now. We don't really have no Big man Hayes ain't worth a damn. He 16, 6, 11. His hands my damn size can't even catch a damn at the hoop Most of the damn time. But I still feel like it's going to be Lakers and five. But just being realistic, it's going to be hard, man. It's going to be hard. We already can't stop Joker, and even when he come back that late, going to kill us. So I'm just waiting to see how this is going to play out. But we do got LeBron. Even though he, you know, he used to have eight cylinders. He throw cylinders now. Goddamn. He ain't. He ain't the same Braun he used to be. Still can put up 40 every now and then, but not on a consistent basis. But we're going to be able to see what the Lakers going to be able to do. But la, the LA Wildfires, Lakers is on fire right now. LA in the LA doing their thing right now. Like Kendrick. Super Bowl. And people understand they're gonna get paid for the Super Bowl. In case y'all gonna know that the August don't get paid to perform the super bowl, but everything they do go up, like record sales or whatever company they got, it just goes through the roof. So shout out to Kendrick Lamar. It's well deserved, but I honestly feel like these white folks do with us. Ain't gonna be no more niggas performing for a minute. I just can't see it. See, Kendrick ain't black. He a nickel stiff. You understand what I'm saying? Like, O.J. thought he was. He was different, but they showed his ass, didn't he? Yeah, O.J. said he. He wasn't a. I'm gonna show you that you is. And I feel like Kendrick is more like Kunta. Oh, yeah, you can't tell Kendra what to do. But he still won't have to end this street next week. It's gonna be somebody, right? Probably gonna be Morgan Wallen next year. And that's my homeboy, by the way. Shout out to Morgan Wallen. The white folks ain't gonna be no more black people for a couple years. Super bowl, it's gonna be back to white folks again. Brad Pitt and all the gonna be out there again. You can watch how this play out, man. I'm telling you, watch how it play out. They put Miley Cyrus back in the. Hey, Mike, bro. Drake see Drake on suicide watch right now, y'all. This bag over for Drake. This is back over for Drake, man. But look, man, I just want to thank y'all for tuning into the bubble dub. So I'm gonna come on here and go live with y'all for a minute, man. I know y'all super excited, man. You had. This is why I want to say something before I get off room. You got some people, Eagle fans. You got some people, Chiefs fans. You always got some people say, man, I'm loyal to my team. Well, some of y'all team. Not even the Super Bowl. But you watch this, you know what I'm saying? You had your girl gonna make y'all some dip. You know what I'm saying? Y'all eating finger food and all that. So just say you a fan of the game. That's all I gotta. I got all 32 NFL judges. Do you hear me? And whatever which one I feel like wearing, that's the one I'm gonna wear. Why? Cause if you not feeding me, you can't tell me what to watch. That's what's wrong with y'all now, man. You can't be doing that. You can't even tell your girl what to do. You can't tell your kid what to do. But you trying to tell me what got king and can't wear. Shut the up. Please do that. Do me a favor, man. If everybody just focus on themselves, it'll be a better world. But y'all still want to come on here and talk and be Internet gangsters? Yeah, I'm a killer. Then go right to work and your boss get dead on your ass. You gonna say a damn thing, don't say a damn thing. Peace and love, Blessing. I love y'all. I see y'all and I'll see y'all again. I'm out the volume.
- [33:54]
Discover Advertiser
Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn more@discover.com credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report, odoo is business.
- [34:24]
Ryan Seacrest
Management made so simple a kid could explain it.
- [34:27]
Bubble Dub
Sometimes business software can't talk to other programs. But Odoo, funny word, has every program from CRM to HR to accounting in one platform. It should cost a lot, but it doesn't. So you should use Odoo because they save you money.
- [34:44]
Ryan Seacrest
Odoo makes a lot of sense, but doesn't cost a lot of sense. Sign up now@odoo.com that's o d o o dot com. Good job thanks. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest. For Albertsons and Safeway, February is the month of love. And while you're spending time showing love to your family and friends, make sure you show yourself some love, too. Now through February 25th. Shop in store and online and save on self love items from Dove like Dove Cucumber and Green Tea Body Wash, Dove Deep Moisture Nourishing Body Wash, Dove Antiperspirants, Dove Shampoos and Dove conditioners. Offer ends February 25th. Offers may vary restrictions apply. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
- [35:25]
Lenovo Advertiser
Stop hitting Snooze on new tech Upgrade the whole team@lenovo.com Unlock AI experiences with the ThinkPad X1 carbon powered by Intel Core Ultra processors so you can work, create and boost productivity all on one device. Win the tech search for business PCs@lenovo.com Lenovo Lenovo.