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The volume, what it do? Everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Just got to watching the Lakers get beat by the Thunder and God damn it, I'm pissed out. Ain't no sense of me hiding how I'm feeling. I'm pissed off right now. But hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep it. Your notifications turned on. Because we be going live over here tonight. I'm gonna do something a little different on the show. This show has been presented by Prize Picks. Show being presented by Prize Picks. Use my promo code, trash, with two Hs. Check this out, though. From now on out, anybody to use my promo code, Trash, I will give you $50 personally. Hit the number. It's 818-355-5515. 1-8-18-355151. We'll confirm that you use my promo code. I'm gonna give you $50. Yeah, more or less on your favorite play over there. And I've been running it up. Now let's get down the business. I want them damn referees tonight investigating y'all. Invest y'all you fans investigating everything else. God damn it. Come invest this right here. Adam Silver, I want your ass out the league. The Vegas bought this game tonight. I don't give a damn what y'all say. Don't do my Lakers like that. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the crying Luka doing. I'm sick of the whining you doing every time I look around. Shut up and get to work. Put the fork down. Pick the ball up and get to it. That's what we need from you local bullshit ass cows they were calling tonight. I'm sick of it. If you gonna fix the game, at least make it where we gonna know it tonight. This game look very, very much rigged. And I don't wanna take nothing away from OKC because they're a good team. But you telling me, come play our team, play our time. That team right there gonna touch my Lakers now. And I put that on Bad Blood Magic Jones. I let ej. I let EJ Johnson serve me some sweet tea. Goddamn. If you think I'm gonna let OKC beat us in cell, man. Y'all know it. Don't, don't. Don't cheat us, man. That's one thing I gonna like, man. You know, just let us play it out, man. Luca leaving the game with seven minutes left. They hurt Braun. Goddamn mogul blew up tonight. He had 28, but goddamn, he had to run for all of them. That big White boy down there. OKC threw LeBron City all the way to the Grand Canyon tonight. AR15 getting to the free throw line. He can't make them. What the fuck going on? Cute boy, you back eating bacon. Get your ass off that pork, boy. You can't be eating pork. Living in and living in la. You got to be eating business. I don't understand the man. I don't understand the night game. Just. Just the game at the end of the day. But, you know, you can tell I'm hot, I'm pissed off, I'm angry. But just let's be real for a minute. All jokes aside, Cream of Wheat eating that Luca gotta stop all that damn crying, though. That just. That's number one. Shut your mother mouth. If you cry, what the baby gonna do? Probably got all the cry baby now because the damn parents cry babies don't hit my son. I'm kidding. I ain't gonna hit this mother. I've been giving. Going through some shit here today, man. Police, all that being at my house today. Let my nephew, you know, love him to death. I'm on, you know, real talk. I'm on my nephew come down visit. I'm trying to help him. You know what I'm saying? Let him use my cars and shit. This motherfucker go out and commit a crime. And my goddess car police come knocking on my door, telling me my car been in my car. My car ain't been involved in no damn crime. What the hell you talking about? I know my nephew. See, he going to have shut the door when he did that. I knew he was guilty. I told police. Hold on, just hold on just a goddamn second. I'm gonna find out what you want to know. Talk to me. I can get you out. Anything. Goddamn, let me know what went on. He confessed. He said, uncle, I did. I said. Hold on. What you just told me? If you tell that to that police officer out there, everything gonna be all right. He told that to the police officer and they rigged him. Is right. I called my sister, told her come get this. I might have right. God damn. Now he was looking at me crazy. I worked too goddamn hard to get to where I'm at now. My neighbor looking at me crazy. Shit. They were just bragging on me. Now I got the police over here. Shit, he already uncommon. Uncle. I'm good. And I might get born. Okay. This the end of the crossroads for you, bubble. You need to. You ain't learn your lesson. I can't handle it. Your mama can't handle you. Your Daddy can't handle it. The in that wheel. I bet you that he in there telling the officer, yes, sir. You weren't saying yes, sir to me. I'm your unc. I'm gonna take care of you, niggle. But you tell them goddamn cop. Yes, sir and yes, ma'am. The disrespect for me. My other brother called me. I heard nephew in jail and heels bullshit going on today. Damn. Went to jail scared for my lie. Had to go in and get that confession, not my nephew. Had to get it out of him. Shit, nigga, talk to me. You can use. You ain't. If you can't talk to God, nigga, you can talk to me. That's what I told him. Your secrets are safe with me. That's what I told him. But after he told me what I want to hear, I told him, you tell that shit to that police officer, nephew, everything gonna be okay. I swear to God, everything gonna be okay. And I know it ain't. Sister Texan. I'm on my way down now. We gonna get some money. I beat down, I put some on the books. He not coming out of there. I'm not spending not one red dime on this. Brought him down here, put some racks in his pocket, let him use my car. He want to go off and steal. What stealing from? I don't know. I don't know. I take two steps, man. I take five back. Try to be a good uncle. Try to be a good leader for my family. These like they follow me. They want to do it they way and doing it their way. They ain't going to got my mama all upset. Calling and crying and blood pressing all up in there. Sit your old ass down some damn. Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. You been doing it. Damn, mama, you grew up in the Jim Crow era. You made it during the end, you gonna make it now. Like everybody calling me, my pastor called me blah. I'm just putting them on that plate. Put a couple hundred dollars in there. Next thing you know, they. They called in and texting and everything. She. I know what's going on. Talking about they want to take the kid to get in the world. You better take the right down here to Kim Aboard walk. I'm not going no dead anywhere. Y'all gonna take them kids to Kim Aboard wall and that's it. I'm sick of the foolishness. I'm sick of the strife. I'm sick of the hate. I'm sick of the lies. My baby mama be doing to me talking about she gets going over a friend house. You a motherfucking lie. I got a tracker in the car. You all on an outside toop. Nigga, when you come back and I want to touch on you. Don't touch on me. I don't feel good. I keep it going. Dragons, AI and go to work, man. Y'all think I went crazy. Now I'm in love. I'm in love. I told y'all I need therapy. I need. I need and I need. Like, I don't. I can't sleep at night. It's like, I just want to tell. I just wake up and I'd be wanting the voluntary information. I don't know what it is. I just do. Like I told my neighbor the other day, the dude who cut your yard, he skipped some steps, like he was on the phone most of the time. He couldn't. Y'all like, I just be wanting to volunteer. I just want to help the world, man. If the world would just listen to me, we'll be safe. We'll. We'll be great. But the NBA need to be investigated, man. Mike Malone, Denver Nuggets head coach, got fired tonight. Today. Y'all just won two years ago. Y'all act like coaches come down with us. Y'all wanna end up with a like dog? Cause they put it up to him. Mike Malone was a good coach. I appreciate it, too. It's a cakewalk in the west for the Lakers now. Come here. It's a cakewalk now. Should have kept him. I don't know what went on internally. Maybe the players wouldn't listen to him no more. Maybe he lost the locker room. I don't know. But they fired his ass. And I ain't got nothing to say. White folks find white folks. I love it. Come here. Goddamn right, come here. I don't get him. White people beating. I bet nothing. I ride down the road, I see a white officer pull over a white goddamn family, I'm clapping. Yes, sir. Sir, yes, sir. No. Yeah. I don't give. I'm on. That's me. That's what I. That's my pleasure. But all bullshit side, though, man, The Lakers got their ass kicked tonight. And I don't like it. I'm upset. That's why I'm up here crying right now. But everything gonna be okay. Playoffs next weekend. If I. If I ain't mistaken, I think it start next weekend. OKC is the team to beat, but I feel like we can beat this young team with the. With the veterans. We have on this team, we starting with Brun and and Luca and Ar been in the league four, five years now. We gonna be just fine with JJ Rickett. I wish we could have had got a big man, but we stuck with Hayes. Let's see how it turned out. But I think seven game series, if we get down to the nigga gritty with this OKC team, we will beat them. I just really feel that way. Denver. I ain't worried about them no damn more. They head coach gone, the league are gone. That's Chicago. Got Murray and Jokic going was him. He ain't there no more. Westbrook ain't finna listen to no motherfucking bagging. So with that being said, Lakers Rockets don't be tough to beat. But we'll beat them. I see. I see the Lakers beating them too. Going to State finished. Putting all y'all motherfucking faith in Jamisha Butler. No, Curry can't do it all. I want to see Curry hit 60 goddamn points every night in the playoff. Cause that's what it gonna take for him to win. Be honest with y'all self. Yes. Yes. Steph, greatest shooter of all time. Yes. Hall of Famer. Yes. First round. Yes. But if y'all really think they fucking make some noise in the playoffs, y'all are sadly mistaken. I'm sorry. You're sadly mistaken. Y'all. It's time to wake up. I know y'all call me crazy and delusional about them Cowboys. I am. Them ain't worth a damn. I know that. I just time for me beyond shop. I know the sorry. I know I ain't me. They sorry. But them damn makers ain't got them JJ ready. Got them boys ready to play each and every night. And something we ain't seen the last four, five years. And I'm loving and I'm telling you right now. Dr. Bus rolling over in their damn crazy like. Nah, damn. She doing her motherfucking job. She doing it so I can. I can't really complain about nothing with the Lakers right now because I know they can't win them all. But I do know Vegas when I see Vegas, if that makes sense to y'all. I do know that. That's real talk. Another thing I want to talk about. You goddamn women don't went out here and got them Covid bbl looking like melted ice cream cones. Now them down Covid bbl trash walking down the road looking like a melted ice cream cone. You get your ass in somebody hospital right now. Get you a goddamn gown and like them old folks say, make sure your pant is clean, too. When you go and get that ass fixed. Think a want to hit you from the back now. Got me feeling like Boston Richard. Help me. Help me. Yeah, I hit it, your transmission gonna fall off. I slap you on your ass. That ain't cute, baby. At all. That's why they hobby, trying to wear sundresses all day. Ass ain't right that up up under there. Them ho be looking like 10 in them lounges. When you get them hoes home back to the room. They take them all the on the garments out. The built like a Tonka truck. I've been bamboozled. Thought you was a dick. Fine motherfucker, you get your good fake body having ass up out of him. Don't trick me. Don't you like him big? You thought wrong. You ain't big. You talking all that drunk and falling over. I ain't big enough to hold your big ass up while you drunk. I let you bust your goddamn head open. I can't keep myself up. All right, you big head ass hoe. You gonna bump your head and it won't be because of me either. You split your whole mushroom right there. You see? Your whole mushroom. Stop playing with me. How y'all doing tonight, though, man? Taco Tuesday and shit. You know what I'm saying? Who's to eat Taco Bell? Man, that shit be running through my motherfucking stomach, man. I swear, I don't even make it to the crib, I be having my stomach be bubbling. Your stomach? I'll be bubbling. You being trafficked and. And cars driving slow all of a sudden, man, all that I stomp it. That's the dope. Hell, I ain't got time. Playing around, talking and all that car driver stuff. I'm on this. My stomach up behind Taco Bell. I'm gonna sue them some fake advertising. They got them cheese fries, they good going down. It hurt when they're coming out. When I take a. I like to get But Nicky. Well, that chick out earlier got But Nicky and took this over. So did come here. Gotta mark my territory. Everywhere I go, I'm taking me. And I'm not ashamed. You ain't ashamed? You ain't ashamed when you add me for money? Hell, no. Okay, he ho got some area. Hey, you gotta be ashamed. Come over taking. You ought to be ashamed over ask me for my money. But you ain't. Then you better have show them. And toilet paper, too. I'm in my mid-30s here. I don't like all that rough ass toilet paper. I like soft tissue. God damn it. Come here. Show them. Come here. Too much going on out here. I told y'all. Y'all bullshitting. You ready to get up off your ass and make some shit happen? Yeah. And tell you old something. Y'all see young Holland at y'all old lady gone in. Mind your business. Because I'm young will put you where you going pretty soon. They'll speed it up. Dumb young will send you home. Don't give a damn how bad you were. Ray back in 92, that was 92. In 20, 25, they'll lay your ass down and I'll watch. Watch my uncle get manhandled while I want them young knuckles, he couldn't. He couldn't get my name out. You're trying to say God damn. Boy, you better call your son. I am no help at all. Well, that youngster was throwing some Crawford type punches. And I be damn. I told my kids, you're gonna get in the car. Let's go. You ain't gonna. You ain't gonna go. My day just not getting started. It could end with them young in the same youngster that I be buying cigars and for. And cigarettes for the stove. Look, police, if you're watching, I ain't got no choice. Them got guns. They told me they were gonna do something to me if I can purchase it for them. So I did. So you know what I'm saying? So at the end of the day, I was on the dark rest when they did that to me. So. And I don't know where they live. They good to me. I don't want. I want them on the streets. They good to me. I ain't got no problem with them young. I ain't arguing with them either at all. I be helping them with their homework. Even though I'm dumb, I still be out now trying to help the. I be trying to help the youth. That's what I do. I help them. I know my. My math skills ain't what it. What it need to be, but God damn it, guess what? I'm trying. Y'all can't say I ain't out here helping and giving back. Cause I am. I asked the youngster other day, what can I buy you to help you? He told me straight up, old school, I need a Glock faulty. I gave it to me. Who am I to judge this young man? I was young once. Young, dumb and foolish. I gave him a Glock faulty. Yes, I did. But I know what y'all thinking? Why would you do that, bub? That ain't smart. Yes, he is. Cause he's a crook. So when I gave it to him, I already told laws about the situation. Come here. Getting them young niggas off the goddamn street slowly but shortly. I called his mama. Dang. You seen Steve? You know what? Let me call him. I ain't heard from. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry about it. He ain't a safe place. Come here. You can get you some rest tonight, baby. You can get you some rest. Cause he down so feeling. Get him some. You can believe that. What's up? All this crying and bickering going on about Shador Sanders. All I'm hearing now his arm ain't strong enough. When his arm ain't been strong. Your arm ain't got to be strong to be accurate. Peyton Manning, nine neck surges, having ass arm one that strong. But he was throwing darts. Well, Shador can do the same. Drew Brees Nova arm wasn't strong, but he was throwing doors. Tell me. I'm like, I'm sick of this took of how y'all treat her shit to how y'all talk to us. I'm sick of it, man. Y'all are gonna be sick of it, too. Look how they're doing that young man, Shador, man. Because the color of his skin. Because who his dad is. Because he ain't gotta buy down to these. They know they like it when you're on the even playing field. When they come in with their money. God damn it. We coming in like I was two. Y'all coming in with y'all thing ass wives. We coming in with our pickles. God damn it. Talking. Y'all coming in with stove top stuffing. We coming in with chicken and dressing. And it ain't watery, either. Come here. Things done changed now, baby. Yeah, things done change. Ain't like they used to be. Now they ain't. You got some young brothers that's playing quarterback that can think like these. White boy faster than any white boy. Stronger than any white boy. And they don't like it now. Well, goddamn. Get used to it. You might as well get used to it. Shadow is him. Put him in the right team, put him in the right system, put him around the right player, put him in the right environment. Watch and thrive. Give a damn. If Shador was white, it shouldn't matter if the accurate. That's all mouth. Can you get the ball down the field? You damn right. If that can Deacon don't God damn it. Shador can do it, too. Sick of it. Sick of the bullshit they put in front of our face each and every day and tell us we ain't seeing bullshit. You a lie. Now your other motherfucker might not see nothing, but I don't see it. When I see, I'm gonna talk every time. If I see a white, I'll push Dr. Umar over to get to her, too. Come here. I've been yearning for your love. You want you got one. Come over here with me. I'm riding around like the white boy riding around them F150. F350 truck I'm driving. She's sitting right here beside Danny. Come here. And I'm whispering number motherfucking lies in her ear. You a woman of my dreams. Come here. And we gonna dress up like goddamn Bomb bean dressed up at that road. If you told me. In this old white girl, too. You goddamn right I am. And I'm going to the white diner. And that it is down here in Ace town. Wiggle too. With my cowboy hat on. Belt buckle. Come here. Have my dogs on back of the truck, too. You come back there, you want to. Your ass gets ate alive, boy. I'm gonna get me a big dump of stone. Come here. And I'm gonna get Luca Donkey favorite bill. What's Luca? Donkey's favorite bill. When I stop at the store and grab the bill, you know I gots to grab the honey pack. Yeah. Me old man, they gonna get down tonight. Yeah. We gonna two step in the name of love. Come here. I'm gonna introduce a little. Yeah. Let's go half on, baby. All I need is singing. I'm gonna have Mandy go live. Yeah. On FaceTime with her mama. Come here. I'm in the background playing domino with my nickels. Come here. Gonna be smoke everywhere. I want them to peel my blackness through the phone. Damn, baby, you all right? She in great hands. Yeah. Yeah. CP3 now. She was CP dub. Come here. I'm real. How y'all feeling tonight? Man, I'm on a hair right now, man. Y'all better get out here and come check me out on this comedy stage on this week of Warren's tour. It's going down Friday night. Damn. St. Louis. We in the new Camille. Damn. Yeah. Saturday night. Wait a minute. Walkie. Come here. Grab the ticket. Come see your boy. Shining like a diamond. Yeah. How about Old Schools? If watching this show right now. If you're over 45 right now in the chat, let me put your high fives Up. I want to see them tonight. All my. That's 45 and up. Put your high fives up in the chair. Chat right now. I want to talk to y'all niggas. Y'all better start taking y'all rabid ass to the doctors. Seeing some of you niggas 45 right now, you end up playing lottery ticket. And you're squeezing your eyes. I see you can't see shit, boy. Go get you some glasses. Yeah, go get you some prescription glass. That's the big C got the biggest C gave money when you give it to them. Oh, boy, you don't want to mess around and give him a hundo instead of a 20. So you got to be able to see this. See, them hoes ain't gonna tell you when you make a mistake. They gonna grab the money and run on that dope. Well, I got me a Taser. Same one of them cops got that whole. Tried to get me last Wednesday. Shook the eyelashes up off over. I don't play. You bring your ass back over him. That's one thing we're gonna do. We're gonna do that stealing. We keep 100 and others over here. Real talk for the people just tuning in. Appreciate you go ahead and hit the like button while you over here stop bullshit and quit being stingy with that like button. And goddamn it, don't subscribe. Real talking. If you can't watch my show and you only can listen to it, go to Apple podcast, go to Spotify, type in the bubble dub. Show. Boom. In case you didn't see the first of the show, I'm telling everybody now, my new subscribers over, over on Prize Picks. When you use my promo code trash with the two H's, I'm gonna give you $50. There's a number you can hit. It's 818-355-5151. And we confirm that you did that. I'm gonna send you 50. Ain't nothing else to talk about. Nothing else to talk about. I'm gonna make it happen, Jack. How y'all feeling, though, man? I'm hearing that this rematch with Tank and Roach is really gonna happen in June. I can't wait to see it. Tank been quiet right now, so that means that working. Yeah, he working. Yeah, it's gonna be one of the fights that y'all. You can't miss this one. And I hope it now. I might. I hope I'm right. I'm hope I'm. Hopefully it's in Vegas, because what goes on in Vegas stays In Vegas. Yeah. Come here, champ. I'm gonna call you out to this show. Champ. Yeah. You got the new Bugatti. Come here. Yeah, I got to drive it. Me and my white girl. I'm walking right beside me in the Bugatti. This yours? You know this ain't my Bugatti. I ain't got Bugatti money yet. But I tell you who do. Who, Bubba, Your dad. Come here, y'all chop it up with your boy John Wick throwing grenades, man. Man, he doing what he do. He gotta do that, man. Man, I feel like Morant just his whole Miranda up a lot of money, dog. Like, if anybody watching this show, man, don't make the mistakes that young brother made, man. That boy got off by 80 million, man. Like that. That, that's just ridiculous. The money he got messed off. But hey, if he like it, then I love it, man. But we gotta do better though. I get it. It ain't a real gun, but you know, in this sensitive ass world we live in, you can't be doing this at the crowd and all this. And the football players can't even do that no more. So it's like, it's like they gonna took all the fun and entertainment out the game. So all you gotta do is not just get your money. Don't be giving them. Don't be giving your money away, man. Not like that. You're gon give away to the people who really need it, that can use it and, and you know, build some schools or, you know, you know, give back. You know, a lot of times these people be giving back. It'd be tax write off. I'm just being 100, man. That don't really be genuine like that, you know, but we just doing it for tax purposes, man. Oh, my son just gave way five. That's tax purposes, man. At the end of the day, just don't just give away $5 million. Yeah, like that. In case y'all didn't know, Africa just be not had 95. That should be tax right off. Yeah. So with that in mind, be smart out here. Every day I see a. I, I know y'all get seen this grandmother talking to her grandson, man. Man got charged with murder is. And he crying. He ain't nothing but a kid, man. He crying, but he got to the life and now he's gonna have to grow up fast enough. Cause they gonna test. They gonna test him each and every day. If somebody in there right him, it's a in jail right now riding nuggets to the House, baby. When I come home, I'm gonna beat that thing up. You know, I'm a real. I'm holding it down in him. I can't wait to get home. But he's the same. They're busting ass up in there. Gonna be busting ass up in there. And they come home, I'm gonna bust some ass. No, no. I'm like, dude, Duval. I knock him. Dude, no. You like boys. When you come home, you gonna like them, too. They don't know. We ain't doing that now. We ain't gonna do it. And I'm just saying it because these are facts. Telling y'all that will go on. I'm telling y'all be thinking I'll be rushing y'all. I'll be checking 100 with y'all. Y'all may want to listen to me. I be trying to tell y'all some real. I ain't telling y'all everything. I be telling y'all becoming true. People don't want to listen real talk man. Tell y'all some real. You gotta put the work in. Ain't no excuse. Put the work in. I don't give a damn if ain't nobody watching. Put the goddamn work in. A want to hit me up. Especially comedian man, how you do this and that, Being consistent getting up off my ass working when nobody else don't want to work. That's what I was doing. I was putting out content. I didn't give a damn what nobody said thought about me. I'm gonna put out some goddamn content, and one day this gonna stink. And it did. It can happen for me. It can happen for you. It might not be with content. You might be an up and coming boxer. Yeah, Put the solar down. Pick up the wallet. Yeah. Get you some nutrients. You're going on. Get some banana, apple, all that fruit in your body and work out consistently. Don't give a damn what nobody got to say because what don't make you so you keep doing what you doing. They talked about Jesus. They talked about God. But God damn it, baby, we won't break. We hear now. Ain't no. Ain't no looking back. When you're moving forward, you ain't got time to look back. Yeah, it's gonna be some people back there with that child. Oh, man, he did. Oh, he think he got them. If you really thought him. If you ain't like me while I'm at now, God damn it, you ain't gonna like me when I'm him and when I'm here. I'm still gonna treat the people down here the same way when I would die. Now that' get my blessings. Yeah. We're gonna point the finger. We're gonna count favors. Well, I did this for you, and I did. We're gonna count favors over here on wow, man. We're gonna do that. We do it from the heart. We do it for love, man. That's what we do. We're gonna broadcast everything we do for people. Never. But if you keep wondering why I keep shining, because I'm doing some behind the scene that y'all don't even know about that you don't need to know about, just know. People getting blessed. That's how you handle your business. You ain't got to put that on film. You let the people talk about what you do for them, not you. You don't get your blessings that way. Anybody watching this show tonight, you might be dying and not depressed. Might not even want to give you no push. You tap on the shoulder until if you. That's my time. I love y'all. The volume.