Bubble Dub (2:03)

The volume. What's up everybody? Hope everybody having a good day. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. You know how we rock and roll over here. Sunny day. No, it was. It was storming yesterday. But the day, the sun. Now you gotta, you gotta, you gotta feel good man, that you alive, that you are breathing. You hit the like button. You know I'm on that BS today. You know if you watching this show right now, you know I'm gonna be on some bs. You just gotta know it. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. And when you do, make sure you keep your notifications turned on. Because you never know when we gonna go live over here on the Bubble Dub show or you never know when we gonna drop. But you gots to know I'm on straight up bullshit today. And we starting to show up with them Lakers. Lakers and Pie, okc, AMC Wings, Denden. It don't matter. Lankerson Pie. Told y'all y'all didn't want to listen to me. Come on, Doug. Y'all beat the Pelicans. You mean the stuff? Pelicans. That's who we beat last night. Luca, 30 point, 15 assists. That let me know right now that Dick Gregory died, is working. May Dick Gregory rest in peace. May him rest in peace. But the Dick Gregory died is working on Luka Duncan right now. He can add two or three years to LeBron James basketball career. Now y'all ass is crying. And I don't want to hear it. Because if you cry, what the baby gonna do? We gonna talk about it today on this show. It's the Pelicans. I don't give a damn who it is. D Lakers in 2025 is handling business. It's the Pelicans. Well, let's talk about it. RUI didn't play. AR didn't play. We had two starters out and we still hemmed in business. I thought Hayes. I thought Hayes was Kevin Garnett. Tell me I'm lying. I thought Haynes was Kevin Garnett. Wait, he catching Atlas 8 for 8, 10 rebounds, 19 points. Huh? Huh? You heard? Ain't nutso. Are we even? I say, are we even? Put some respect on them Lakers names right now. Now let's break the game down. LeBron James played 33 minutes, 10 for 18. You mean tell me this 40 year old man, I playing the young boy? Is that what I said? That's what I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. And y'all sitting back hating instead of enjoying what this man has been able to do over his 20 plus year career. Y'all mad and jealous. Oh, man, they ain't playing nobody. Oh, man, the Lakers don't play no defense. You a damn lie. You a damn lie. Why can't y'all just come out and say, you know what, man, we was wrong. We thought it wasn't gonna work because LeBron's so ball dominant and Luka so ball dominant. We didn't Think it was gonna work. But that JJ Reddick looking like a 39, 40 year old Pat Riley over there is getting ho drawing up real plays, something that Darvin Ham never did. Let me tell y'all some real shit here today. If Darwin Ham was our coach, and when Luka first played them three or four games, he was struggling, Darwin Ham woulda had Luka on the bench. But James ain't a real coach. He like, no, I'm not putting. No, we gonna keep riding with him. Even though he's struggling, we gonna keep him in the game. That's what you got to do. Even when things ain't going right in your life, you got to keep on going. And that's what the Lakers are doing right now. Man, they A must see TB. The whole world tuned in each and every night. LeBron don't want to go with 50,000 motherfucking points. That's amazing. That's amazing to be able to last that long. Nigga must got Duracell batteries in his body the way he out there everlasting. Do you hear me, bro? I got Darrell Cell. Cause he everlast. And you can't stop right now. What they're doing. Each and every time I come on this show, I'm preaching to y'all about open shot that the Los Angeles Lakers are digging with LeBron James and Luka Doncic on the floor. We ain't even talking about AR wasn't even there. AR ain't been hurt the last two games and ruined. They ain't been there. You know the way AR shooting that mother. You know that. Hey, man, hey. The West. No y'all up, don't you? No, no, no, no. I'm being serious, though. You know you gonna fucked up, don't you? Nico, Harry. Nico, Harry. You know you gonna fucked up, don't you? You gonna get. No. You gonna give one of the greatest players ever to play this game a top five superstar player right now in their prime. You gonna do that. And people who cry. Oh, man, y'all LeBron the top five. Shut up, bro. I'm 40 years old. I understand if you were 25 through 30, you could say that dumb ass shit that you saying. But you can't say that right now. Y'all said LeBron was a fish out of water, and fish out of water, they die. Well, guess what? That damn fish. Somehow the people on the beach have pushed that killer whale back out into the ocean. Oh, he back where he belong now. Oh, you in trouble. You in trouble. And I don't want to hear LA right now. The sun out right now. They on their skateboards. They got them. They at Santa Monica. They had Malibu Park. They smoking again. Everything is good in LA right now. Jack Nicholson finna come back in a movie again. Real talk, the sky is the line in LA right now. Yeah, I know you got OKC and kfc, Lakers and pie. I don't give a damn about nothing in okc. I'm the real Thunder. Don't ain't be no damn wrong. And no seven Gang series, and you know it. Ain't nobody coming to see you straight and you know it. What wrong? Say I beat y'all asses. Yeah. Yeah. I thought Phoenix was gonna do something. Never can't. He arguing with his coach every damn day. Can't get your ass out of there during the summer. Oh, don't forget about Golden State. Never. Curry train Mission gonna start slipping real soon. Cause he getting off right now. But by the time the playoffs hit them, he gonna be burnt out. Who you gonna kick it to? Draymond. I like my chances with them kicking the ball out the black ass. Draymond. Draymond scoring two points every damn night. Trash Draymond can't open his mouth. No motherfucking mo nut out there scoring two and three, four points. And then in the hood or talking, boy, you get your ass somewhere in the corner. Someone shut your damn mouth. You scoring two or three points. You can't talk to me? Hang Jordan Poole. You ain't gonna put your hand on me, then apologize like everything all right. I'll be damn. We fighting every day at practice until I get my damn win in. Give a damn if I gotta catch you coming out of goddamn church. I'm gonna get me a victory. Grown ass man, you feel me? Put me to sleep in front of my teammates and shit. Ain't no damn way. Ain't no damn way but the Lakers right now in the second seed right now behind okc. OKC got like a nine and a half, ten half lead in the number one spot right now. But I'm telling y'all right now, we're gonna put the league on Nogus right now. Oh, you. You. You can damn sure believe that. League on August right now. And. And I'll be honest with you, that's scared. Y'all don't want to see Braun and Luke in no playoff. And. And what they do, what they able to do right now, y'all don't. And they got Hayes looking like Garnet. Y'all don't want to see that. Because number one, you Dallas people, y'all hot. That ain't gonna never work. We gonna do something. Your season over. Praying for your career. If you're gonna tell your acl, praying for you that you get well. But your season over that up there in Dallas. Dead, dead 80. You weren't coming back no damn way. You might want to come back the next day. Let it go. Let it go. And if you're a Mav fan and you love Luca, come on over to la. We'll welcome you. Come on over to la. We need you. Luka's starting to feel at home again, y'all. He got the Snoop Dogg slippers. He got the Snoop Dogg robe. Goddammit, he got the Snoop Dogg weed over there. But I'm finna take that guy and give him that. This ain't trash. And then everything gonna be all right. If you ask me. Now, you really wanna know the first person to get Luka some weed? It was nobody but Bron. Oh, Brody, that on the road. She's a plug on the road with that weed. I'm not bullshitting. He ain't playing, so see it. Okay, I got the weed. See, they go in them hotel rooms, start playing cars, start gambling. When you go in there already, there's no phones. You can't have no phone. No, we don't do no snitching. Oh, no, we're gonna do that. D'Angelo Rush, we don't do that at all. Brought in them, got a little old suitcase. Enough. Nothing but. Nothing but Luke in that smoking, looking at the playbook. And then they got a treadmill in their phone. And goddamn me on the treadmill, and he drinking the Dick Gregory shake. That's what's going on with Luca right now. And you know what's coming up? We got them badass Nicks coming up tomorrow night. And I know you don't be watching. Yeah, yeah, y'all gonna be watching tomorrow. Cause you're hoping and praying that we lose. I tell you what. It ain't gonna happen. It ain't gonna happen. I'm telling y'all that right now. Jet Lee, Bruce Lee, Spike Lee. Lakers and pie. Lakers and pie. I'm loving what I'm seeing for my squad. And I almost come on my show and be admit when the Lakers first got JJ Reggae, I wasn't for it. I didn't see it at all. But now I can see it all right now. Do you hear me? I can see it all right now. Lakers in June holding up that Larry O'Brien trophy Braun doing this. Cause he got five of these motherfuckers. I'm talking about five. Yeah. When he get that number five, the debate is over. Not gonna say his name. Cause I know y'all may. I won't say that other man name. But when LeBron get five, the debate is over. I don't want y'all come on my show no more and say that other man name no more. I don't want to hear it when LeBron get that fifth ring. When you do come over there and talking, you better say LeBron James is the dope goat. You said we could dictate west. When you gonna do right? Come here. 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Eagles done re sign Saquon Barkley gave him a new deal. He deserve it. When you do good, you get rewarded. Nobody on the cowboys should be getting rewarded. Anything the cowboys should be getting, it's some belts and putting whips on their asses. That's what they need. Goddamn, what's his name? Dak? Prescott, all that. Omar, we are buying real buy us a ring. Typical ring is buying rings. Why can't we buy one? Sick of the nonsense we going through up there in Dallas, man. Everybody taking pay cuts. I love it. But who are we gonna bring in to help us, man? Well, you know what I'm saying. Y'all talking about going out getting DK Macau or the receiver that just got cut by the Jets Devonte Adams. God damn. What we need, Lamb? Need some help over there. Need some help. Every year we lose. Every year we lose, we don't do right but lose. That's the only thing we do right as a cowboy. And lose. Who y'all rather have, devonte or DK Metcalf? Little Mac After Devil, he be dropping too many balls for me. I need you to catch this, secure it and go. Nah, man. I just don't understand what the Cowboys doing anymore. It's too many reports going around going to college now. Too many reports are hating. Reports that I'm seeing about Shador Sanders. I don't like it. Every other report he this, he's that. Just turn on the tape and you can see what this man has been able to do at the college level. He could throw the ball with the best of him. He can place it where it need to be placed. He can throw it on the run. I don't know what else y'all need to see from Shador. Yes, we already know he hold the ball too long sometimes, trying to make plays. But that is coaching. That's all that. That can be fixed now while they go in the first round, one through 10. I don't know, but the motherfucker is worthy of the pink. Y'all be nitpicking and going on. Just say you gonna like Coach prime, that's all. That ain't got nothing to do with Shador. Like, the hatred for the Sounders in the NFL business is just ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. And I hate to throw the race card out there, but the other white quarterbacks don't go through the shit that these black quarterbacks go through. And I'm tired of the shit. No espn, no, they ain't gonna cover it, but damn it, I'm gonna cover it. Why do the black players get so much scrutiny and the white players don't? Somebody can answer that for me. All these damn white kids ain't coming from no damn gray homes. They not something coming from the trailer parts, too. But seem like every black pale besides your door come out. Oh, they had a rough childhood. I mean, we don't know they are. You know, the father wasn't in their life. Come on, man, it's. A lot of black players have had both of their parents in their life. Why that don't get covered? Why always the bad get covered? That's why I don't understand, man. Let's be fair. 20, 25, let's be fair. Why can't we do that? Why always Gotta be tip for tagging this and that. Why can't we all just say, that's a fine young football player right there, man. But we gonna do that. We nitpick at certain little things. Why we gonna like this dude? Or why we gonna like that? Or what? He lasts or he won't let. Or his daddy got him here or his uncle got him. We're gonna do it to the white folks. Why we always got to do it to us blacks all the time? Like, I'm sick and tired of that, man. If the can ball, damn it, he can ball just like my other. When it comes to these women, these women always hollering. I don't do that, Drama. Them be the same with two and three baby daddies goddamn love, toxic relationship. Got a homegirl. Got a homegirl named Keisha. You don't do nothing but fuss and fight at Applebees. I hate them kind of women talking about they gonna do drama and got restraining hard on everybody in her family. But you gonna do drama, though. Hoe you alive? I thought you trying to be capping. I don't be doing. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm out to myself. As soon as you got down, put that meat up in the. Now. I get crazy all of a sudden. Riding by your house each and every day. Call in. I thought you was at work. You know I ain't at work. You know I ain't at work. I ain't got no job. The hell you riding through him for? 30 minutes later, you got a little chain for some gas money? Hell, no. Cause if you run out of gas, I pray to God that don't crank no more. Gotta be some changes. Women. Another thing I hate when these women do. If you just be honest with me and tell me the truth, and I ain't gonna get mad. As soon as you tell them hoes you cheating. Them hoes fussing and crying and shit. Now, hoe, pick a struggle. Pick a struggle. Not gonna be going through that with you. Never. Sick of the. I'm sick of y'all coming back on here crying to me about the Tank and Roach fight. At the end of the day, it was nothing but a draw. And that's just what it was. Damn it. Tell them run it back. And whoever win that one, there ain't gonna be no excuses. This damn time trying to get that damn fight disqualified. Y'all just trying to give Roach that damn fight. Never. You got to earn it. You got to take it. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. Therefore rematch. Remax it. I bet y'all watch it. I bet y'all tune in. You say y'all not, but you a damn lie. Let Javonte come out and rose. It's gonna be a part two. Y'all can't wait to watch because that first fight was a good and pipe do Tank need Calvin back. You damn right. He better get if he don't. Cause goddamn Lamont Sound for Roach ain't bullshitting. I ain't know Lamont Roach, I mean Lamont Sound for could fight like that. I found out last yesterday. I got nothing but respect for that young man. Got a chin on him every time. Tank popped him, he popped him back. Come here. Goddamn Tank hitting most out of head. He came back with the short right. Goddamn Tank like he got hit by six walks. Come here. I got grease. Ain't no damn grease. That was that red gross. How y'all feeling today, man? Wednesday, man. Wednesday, man. Feeling good this afternoon, man. Them kids will be home in a little bit. God damn. So if you're home with your old lady or your girl. Goddamn, you better go and get it in. You better go on and get it in while you can. Goddamn them kids. Come on. You ain't getting on. But let me tell you something. This what you better be using right here. Gotta be careful when you use it. Too goddamn right. You got to use that around 133. 132. 131 ain't gonna work. 133. You take that right here. You drink. You buy two. Two glass of water behind it. Goddamn five. You a good sweet. God damn it. Tell them. Come here. Come here. You know how they like to play and say, boy gone. I gotta do all this. No, you don't. You take them clothes off, and I mean now. And don't you pick up that phone either. The fight is on. Cause God damn it temperature. You think they got them earth fryer can fry fast. I'm getting down and dirty before them kids get him. Ain't Mama calling. I ain't got time to hear your right now, Mom. I'm busy. Yeah, I'm going under, too. And my name ain't plus A P, but I'm going under. Come here. You think I'm a fish? You think I got fish gills? When I go high enough, I stay high enough for 49 minutes, too. Come here. I bet the neighbors know my name. Face looking ass boy. Come here. Wednesday. I'm not bullshitting. I get it in every day. Of the week if I can. But when I got these motherfuckers right here and they good old weed and they Red Bull. Your ass in trouble, ma. Oh, yeah, your ass in trouble. Went to the grocery store the other day. I done found me another cougar. God damn right. And white. Come here. Got me a white woman now. Cougar, too. You damn right. She'll buy herself some ice cream. The low fat. Come here. Come here. God damn. Her name Jennifer for her name. Jennifer. And I can't wait to go over there and help her with her garden. Cause you know I'm a hoe back there. I'm putting on here. I'mma put it on Jennifer. Oh, she never had no black meat. She finna get it now. Real talk. She never had no black me. She never had the season kind. Yeah, she had some in college, but she never had the season chicken. Yeah, she don't know about this Popeye. Yeah, she used to the kfc. I'm gonna give a guy Popeye me. Come here. I'm gonna turn her ass every which way but looks. Oh, she's been sending me pictures, too. Oh, I'm not bullshitting you, Pilgrim pride. This ain't that kind of picking pride. Chicken here, this is Purdue. Come. I mean. Oh, you can make me laugh. I know. Don't make you do more than that, too. When I come over, girl, I'm not bullshitting. When I come over, girl. One thing about them white women, they like to role play. She said, jerry, how do you like for me to dress when you come over? I said, let me think about it. Dress up like a nurse, baby. I'm the patient. Come here. Dress up like a nurse. Jennifer. I'm the patient. And you know I ain't got no insurance. Keep the baby. Come here. Put it on this white woman ass. Well, I'm not. I'm sure. God damn, I'm show you. God damn it. What? What? I'm working me and it ain't much straight hamster meat, But God damn it, the way I whip this all up and up and down. God damn it. Yeah, you think I got armadillo meat? Come here. I'm hitting them with the armadillo. And I ain't wearing no condom with a he on her ass, too. If you're watching this show right now, then you know it. Being presented by prize picks. Right down on below on the right hand corner where I'm looking at. Type in the promo code. Trash with the two H's, baby, you put $5 in, you get 50 instantly. Real talk, you're betting more or less on your favorite player. I've been going back and putting my picks on my Instagram on bubble dub 94. I've been going back and putting my picks in my storage. So if you ain't been going there, you better go there and check. And seeing what I put last night, last night, I think I won a little something. You know what I'm saying? I want 50. I went much. But, hey, it's a win. A win is a win, baby. So if you want to win, hit me up, man. But I need each and every one of y'all that do, like, gamble, Gold Prize, Pit, type in my promo code, trash with the two H's and goddamn, get down with you, boy. If you can't watch this show, if you can't watch it, man, go to Apple Podcast, go to Spotify, Type in the Bubble Dub show. Because I need them downloads, y'all. Listen to me, y'all. I need them downloads, man. Type in the Bubble Dub show and what? And y'all. Ain't nobody doing it like how we do it over here on the Bubble Dub Show. Got some more surprises for y'all. I will be in Detroit this Friday at the Little Caesar Ringer. If you ain ready to grab your tickets, grab them. We A ones tour. Damn it. We on the way. We on the way. If I got any fans in Detroit, God damn it, hit me up on bubble dub 94. Go to my DM. Let me know if you're a fan. I might invite you backstage. That's what I'm doing. I'm giving back. Y'all giving to me. God damn it. I'm gonna give right back to you. Then Saturday night, I'm gonna be in Cleveland. Yeah. Cleveland, Ohio. Yes. The first of the month. Wake up. Up, wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month. Hey, any fans in Cleveland that's watching this show, and you might want to come out into the show, you and your girl hit me in my dm, man. I'm gonna fight you backstage, man, so you can kick it with me. Mike, eps, everybody else on tour, I'm gonna give you access to that. That's what I do. Y'all help me. I'm gonna help you. Then Sunday, I'm gonna be in Fairfax, Virginia. Same thing I just said on the previous two cities. I'm gonna do it at that one, too, as well. That's what we're doing over in the Bubble Dub up. So we make dreams come true. I'm human. You human. So if I invite you backstage, just be yourself. You're gonna have to be all extra and trying to pull your phone out, take a picture of everybody. You're gonna be able to take a picture with anybody you want to take a picture, picture with you. Come back there, you can eat, you know, you can do your thing. If you smoke, you smoke with your boy, we're gonna have a ball, man. I don't just want to enjoy this thing called life. I want other people to enjoy it with me as well. So that's my way of giving back to y'all. So like I say, if you going, if you in them cities and you're a big fan of me and my show, reach out, man. And I will do my best. You know, I can't have everybody. I can't have a hundred motherfucker back there. But I'll pick two or three people that I see that I feel a good vibe with, connection with. And we'll bring y'all back. My team will bring y'all back there with me, and we'll do the same thing I did for my homeboy, Sal B up there in New York. It's all love on this end, on this bubbled up. So I'm just trying to do something different from the other people and what they are doing. So, yeah, man, let's rock out. Anybody in the chat, any birthday talk to me, anybody need prayer list, like, this show is all in one. This ain't just one sports show. This show is everything. Whatever you need this show to be for you, it will be that for you. Because I'm gonna give you some motivation. I'm gonna talk, we're gonna cry, we gonna love one another. But when we leave this show, we gonna leave the show better than what we ever was. That's all I'm saying. We gonna leave this show better than what we other world. We ain't worried about nobody else doing. We only worried about us. That's it. Now, your Boston told you, God damn it, don't come to work late no more. Damn it, don't come to work late. No. Damn. No. You ain't the. When you the boss, you make the rules. But why are you a worker? That means you gotta listen to the boss. Some of you man living with your woman right now, and you ain't been working, you've been laid off here and there. You ain't making no money. But your girl's still there taking care of all the bill. Why you ain't running her bath water for this funky asshole. Why you ain't cooking for this hoe? Why you ain't washing and doing the clothes for the hoe? Why you help the kid with their homework? Why you ain't washing car? Why you ain't putting gas in? Why you ain't eating up? That's what I'm doing. No because it's a out there that's waiting. If you can't your it's a stud that will. We got to be smart. We ain't going back to mama house. Some of you 45 and 50 your last resort to go back to mama. We ain't going to mama. We got we getting our own. We got our own house and own cars and own condos and everything. We got our own. We real men. Real men Bill. We don't kill. You understand what I'm saying? Real men Bill. We don't kill. We protect our children. We protect anybody else children. That's that's where I come from. If I got my kids and your kids with my kid. Your kids gonna eat what my kids eat. Ain't no difference. My kids get a big juice ass cheeseburger. Your kid gonna get a big juice ass cheeseburger.

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That'S how we do it. If I take my kids shopping and your kids with me, my kids get shoes. Your kids getting shoes to that's how it is with me. Ain't nobody getting left out. Nobody having no hurt feelings now, baby. Not with Uncle D. D love the kids might not do for you grown ups, but when they come to these damn kids, as long as I got it, they gonna have it. Oh, it's ice cream every day over here. I'm not B Pop Sickles every. Damn it. The kids is our youth. We got to respect it, man. We gotta love the kid. Gotta raise them up, teach them right from wrong. Hey, young man, I see what you're doing. We ain't doing that. We ain't selling no dope. We ain't robbing. Pull your pants up. We getting jobs. When you're 15, 16, you get in your driver's license, you get in the car, you getting into college, you're starting your business, you get your bank account, you start putting money in. We gotta start teaching now. It's Some of it ain't our fault. Cause we all learn late. No, I did. Some of us learn late. But while you learning it now, you need to be applying it to your children or your nieces and nephews and letting them know this is where it's going to take to survive. A lot of us kids, a lot of these kids be wanting to be grown too fast. And we all know it's a crazy world out here. We all know when you become grown, bills come. Every motherfucking day, every month, something is due. Phone, rent, car, whatever it is, something is due. So we have to teach these children, stop trying to grow up too fast. Because once you come an adult, you on your own. And that's what we doing now. But back to the show at hand. You know, sometimes I get carried away with the talking and preaching and. And all this and that. But it's all for inspiration. It's all for. For the better of good. I'm flawed. We all flawed. I ain't perfect. You know what I'm saying? But I try to do right by my people. You understand? And that's the goal. Do right by your people, man. Sometimes doesn't go the way you want it to go in life. Sometimes don't go right with your girl or your homeboy or your home. Sometimes shit don't great. But that gonna mean you become a bad person or you become bigger. You learn from it and you grow. You move forward. You gonna look behind you no more. You move forward to bigger and better things. That's what I'm doing in my life. That's what y'all should be doing in your life. Some of y'all right now, sitting at the crib, watching me smoking, and you smoking on some straight up. But you let this lie to you and tell you this from pressure. That's okay. He got you this time. Next time he call and text you Bach. No, no. You lied to me. You gonna spend your last 30, $40 on this shit. And this shit ain't smoking. When you spend 30 and $40 on any kind of weed, it supposed to be smoking like a broke stove. You ain't gotta smoke four and five bun to get high. That trash railway. Half of this motherfucker puppy in your. Half of it in your floating. You should feel like going and getting Debo Chicken Coop. I know you're doing. You smoke some of my. This ain't trash. You feel like going and getting in Debo Chicken. Cool. And looking at that. What you doing in that Cool. They coming. Oh, damn. We don't never know who them is. But that's when you have a help baby. You ought to be feeling good now you're alive. Some of y'all blood pressure up right now. You ain't been taking your message. Go take your goddamn messy him memory. You better take your damn medicine. You got grandkids that you need to be here for. You probably throwing the football to little man man. You probably playing baseball with little man man. You want man man back out on. You want man to end up like his daddy? No, God damn it, you better get out there and hip it. But first of all, take your damn meltion. Let me tell you histamine rectory bad lace front, bad hip assumption. Start being honest with you us. Some of you hoe. 25, 28, got a histamine written trap ain't got no bottom in that. Before I lay down with you, you ain't got no bottom. Got me riding home crying and this he feeling or not? No, we not gonna do all that. You know, one of them cop flashlight, one of them big mom. That's what I rung up in you. I'm not bullshitting you. You gonna feel something if I don't run anything. I'm gonna hit you on top of your head. Bloo y'all for them big ass coaches. Make no goddamn sense. I'm just sorry. Y'all just getting a little crack my shout out to my people in Africa, man. It's nothing but love to my people out there, man. No, all jokes aside, man, I'm coming to Africa. I want a hyena burger. I'm not. No, no, I'm not joking. Don't be laughing when I'm saying I want to go to Africa. I want me a damn hot angle burger. I'm just. That's what I want. I want to go over there bad. I want to go over for a whole motherfucking month. I want to learn the whole culture, the way of living, the way of life over in Africa. I want to go bad. And I'm going to go. Lord, let me look see it. I'm gonna go over there. But I want a high angle burger, man. I do. I want to see how y'all survive over there. I ain't eating no snake, though. I ain't eating no snake. I won't wield the beast. I want that, too. I want. I want antelope. I eat that too. Yeah. I want to be around the real Africans that do all that with them darts and poison people. I won't be around right there. Yeah. Nails a Mandela now. Hell no, they rich. I want to be. I want to be around the poest folks because I'm poor. I want to see how y'all live and survive because that's amazing how y'all live off a little. And we got a whole lot. But crying and fussing and phone ain't working with the shoes or so like we. We cry over different. And y'all take the littlest things and love and. And live. So I admire what y'all do over in Africa, bro. I know everybody in Africa is not poor. That's just what the TV put. It's a got billions. It's a beautiful thing going on over there. And that's one of my goals on my bucket list, to go to Africa and chop it up with y'all, man. Maybe bring the. Bring the bubble dub. So Africa, man. Let's make that happen. Somebody over there, God damn it. Wherever you at, God, let's make something happen. That's what we doing. Not the. Somebody said not the tea tree and I something. We gotta do something today. Y'all see I'm rocking the throwback prime time. You know what I'm talking about, man? Yeah. Atlanta Falcons. Hopefully I'll have a good season upcoming season this year. Mashupport our team, man. You know I'm a cowboy fan until I die, but you know, I'm support. I support all our teams, man. So I know y'all be saying that, man. You hang on this jersey and that jersey, man. It's my money. I can buy what I want. Wow. I worry about what jersey I got on, man. I'm living life. You should live it twice, too. You should live it too. What you mad about, baby? But I learned something about certain men, homeboys of people that got be around. Some people are afraid of rejection. They're afraid to go holler this female, cuz they're afraid of getting rejected, man. All she can tell you is yes or no, fam. That's how a lot of these females be making y'all feel like they out of y'all league. Them hoes still borrowing money from their mamas. Did you hear what I just told you? A lot of these females on social media that y'all run into be making y'all men feel like they out of y'all leave. But them hoe be borrowing money from their mama. Them ho got stt medicine in their cat. Ain't she supposed to be the prize? No better wake up, up. And I mean wake up, wake up. Now, I don't give a damn if that super bad. She's single for a reason. She's single for a reason, fellas. Always remember that, man. Remember that. Thank y'all for tuning in to the bubble dub show. Man, real talk the trash of the day. You know it's going to no other than to the Los Angeles Lakers haters that's out there right now that's tuning in this show just to get in the comments, just to talk shit, just to tell us that we are not going to make it. Got the first round first it was to play in. Now we ain't making it at the first round. What is going to be next? Make up your mind. What is going to be next? I'm all ears. I'm all ears. Now y'all said that the Los Angeles Lakers wasn't going to make the play in. You said LeBron James need to retire. You said Bronnie James don't need to be in the NBA. You said Luka was done. That's the things y'all said. You lied. That's huh? You lied. I ain't say we win championship. I'm just telling you we will get out the first round, fam. Fam. We will be in the Western Conference finals, fam. That's all I'm telling y'all that that's if we stay healthy. That's where they going. That's where they going. And if y'all telling me OKC gonna be the team in the Western Conference finals to stop the Los Angeles Lakers, I'm telling you right now, you a damn lie. Now if you say Denver, kind of hard to argue. We got history wiggle, but okay. See, stopping the Los Angeles Lakers from going to the NBA final, Never. Just not gonna happen, y'all. I'm sorry to tell you, but it's not gonna happen. It is what it is. I seen when Max Crosby just signed a 3 year 106 deal with the Las Vegas Raiders. Raiders got plenty of money. We all know Tom Brady running that team over there. So they decided to make sure they keep their leader on defense over there. I like Max Crowbies and what he able to do do. But the Raiders need a quarterback. Whether they get that in draft, I don't feel like they can find that through free agency or not. But Max Crosby is a hell of a football player over there. So I understood, I understand them bringing him back on the three year, $106 million boys eating them. Boys eating man and rightfully so. I like Max Crosby, so that's breaking news. In case y'all didn't know that he, he, you know, he gets re. He gets read up with the Raiders. But once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dub show. Like I said, man, we the ones tour. Me and Mike Epps, Carlos Miller, all my other great comedians that's on there. I'll be in Detroit this Friday, so if I got any fan, like I told you on the go to bubble dub 94 on IG and reach out to me, let me know and I see what I can do to make it happen for y'all to come backstage and kick it with your boy. Peace. Blessings. I love y'all. See y'all when I see y'all. Make sure y'all share this. Share this, share it with your homeboy your share this. Peace. I'm out the volume.

Nikki Glaser (46:35)

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