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The Bubba Dub Show - Tyreek Hill Leaving Miami? Which QB Can You Trust in the NFL Playoffs???
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The volume. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Today is Monday night. I'm feeling good. How y'all feeling right now? How y'all feeling mentally? Like, mentally. How y'all feeling? Hit the like button, man. Yeah, go ahead. Hit the subscribe button. To all the people that's new here, thank you. Thank you for coming over to the Bubble Dub show. Where we talk sports, where we talk life. Well, we talk everything. We might laugh, we might cry, we don't know. You never know where I'm gonna be with this. You never know. I'm all over the place. But the end of the day, I make it make sense. Now, we come here today because, you know, the weekend coming up is wild card playoffs, and we gonna get to that in just a few minutes. But tonight I want to talk about Tyreek Hill. The cheater post game interview yesterday. No, he didn't play the fourth quarter yesterday. You know, he. He checked out. You know, mentally. You know, after the game, they ask him questions about next season. He said that he don't want to be a Miami Dolphin no more. He want to go somewhere else. That's cool. But at the end of the day, nigga, you signed the contract. Do you hear me? You sign the contract, therefore. And Bernie Mac. Boy, shut the. Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. I tell you what, you better go and get out my face before you get swole. See, that's the problem with players. Things don't go that way or you didn't put up the numbers that you wanted to put up. Now you want to go. No nickel. I want you to stay right where your bad ass is. You were right there in Kansas City, had all the gates Arthur Bride. Barbecue, it was. You didn't want no barbecue. No. You bought a goddamn Cuban sandwich. So you went down under Miami, and for the first two years, that goddamn Cuban sandwich was great. Now you don't own it no more. No, you get what your ass signed up For So now you not going nowhere. I know you probably mad that that cop dunked you on your neck. But that cop got fired. That cop got fired, fam. If I'm the Dolphins organization, I'm not getting rid of your ass. You gonna play for me and them 12 kids you got, they better be every motherfucking home game too. Cause you're playing out here in the 305. I got trick Daddy, I got Luke, I got Rick Ross, I got Dan Maringo, I got everybody some motherfucking pile. Let's have a great time. Where you going, fam? Just a year ago, everybody was thinking that Miami had a chance to do something. Where you go? Cause to caught the damn dolphin that y'all brought in. His fins broke side wrong with you? His damn fins broke. Which is his head? No, you in Miami, Pam. Great weather. When it's cold, it's warm. And when it's warm, it's warm. Where you going now? You want to go and tell her talk all that? I don't know if I'm a beard, you know. No, I love it here, you know. I love Miami. I appreciate it. No, you're not gonna go no where. I bought a boo goggin. And God damn it, I'm gonna get some goddamn boom boo gogging goddamn yards and touchdowns out your ass. I was wrong with somebody play up, man. When the tough going tough, get tough. They want to run. Nah, dog. You had Patrick Mahomes as your quarterback, dog. You didn't want to be there no more. You want to go and get give me my man. But guess what the Dolphins gave you. And guess what? You're gonna give me some production. You gonna give me some production. Because I feel like ain't no other NFL team gonna give me what I want for you and what I value yet. That's my thing. I know some of y'all saying I'll get rid of them, but who you gonna get for one? Who you gonna get that's gonna bring what he bring? Tell me right now. You ain't gonna get it. I'm the Dolphins. I'm gonna get rid of you. I'm on three first round picks. I know nobody gonna get that up just for your ass. Gonna be a Miami Dolphin. Now I know you mad. You didn't put up no numbers. You only look like a top five receiver. We know it. The numbers say you ain't a top five receiver. But we know you are. We know you are. We know what you went through this year. But now we ain't Running. That's how we do it. Run. We ain't running. You got a contract, God damn it. You abide by. You gonna abide by that contract? I'm a Miami Dolphin fan, God damn it. He tried to get out of there. I sue him. I come up with a suit. They suing everybody else, but he bullshit. Today, I sue him. You showing Tyreek Hill for leaving? God damn. I done bought a house down here in Miami, thinking he gonna be here. I done got a job down here in Miami. Cause I'm thinking he gonna be here now. He leaving? No. You. Me, I sure got Tyree Hill if he leaves Dolphins. If I'm a Dolphin, I put a stop to that. Cincinnati Bingles. Who Tyree kill? Tyreek Hill want that money? Yeah, I reckon they already done pay Burrow. They gotta pay Chase. And then you got Higgins over. They gotta make some decisions. They gotta make some decisions. And I like Joe Burrow. He's saying all the right things. He want his receivers to get paid, but that's all fine and dandy, but how much motherfucking money you want to come up out with? Burrow, Let me dig into this $260 million you got. That's. That's reconstruction. Instead of you making 60 million a year, won't you come on down to about 33? God damn it. I can get you some defensive pallet in you now. You want the whole potty yourself. And when your stomach hurt. God damn it, I don't want to hurt. Ain't nobody telling you eat all the goddamn chocolate pie. Shot a goddamn chocolate pie sometimes. That's all I'm saying. Tyreek State. Well, yeah, I think you're a great player. Thank you. On the hall of Fame track right now. But all this crying about how you gonna want to be there no more. It ain't gonna work. If I'm another organization I'm looking at in two years, you're gonna be doing the same thing to me. No, stay where you at. Know about y'all, but I'm down here in East Texas. It's getting cold in the out here. If you in East Texas, then you know about that cold front. Tell me I'm lying. Niggas shot on coats. And this is my kind of year. You see it. That's why I got on my coat right now. Cause it's cold and you can't see how. How bad built I am. You got them right. I'm bad built up under this coat. But you can't tell during the winter time. And I Love the winter time because you can't see how bad I'm built. Goddamn. And I love it. I'm walking through Walmart now like a goddamn model. Summertime. I ain't going in there. Cause my body, it ain't. It ain't right, you know what I'm saying? My left hip bigger than my right hip, boy, I'm off. I thank God that in him, but I'm off. You know what I'm saying? I ain't easy on that. And look at when I'm walking. You know, ain't nobody builder. I ain't on no creatine. I ain't going on that muscle mass, that don't work for me. Go in that gym and pump earring. I can't do it. This ain't trash. That's more pumping cold out here in Texas, boy. I'm not bullshitting black folks when it's cold, when it's hot, they outside, they're walking around, they're having a good time. When it's cold, niggas in the house. My 4:30, he gone. If you ain't got no damn, he goes, they got the oven open. Tell me. I'm from the. I'm from the old school. I'm from the country. We have the ovens on and down. We're gonna keep the whole house warm off that oven. Oh, yeah, dog. Real country. And down there in East Texas, where I'm from, Alto, you got Rush, got Jacksonville, you got Palestine, you got Nacogdoches, you got Lufton, St. Augustine, Shelbyville, Palestine. Cracky, let me tell you, trail riding something, it's cold outside. That horse better have some hating news. Let me find out. Them horses down in East Texas ain't got no hate. You going to jail. You going to jail. And some of you women discuss me, y'all, with these who can't even feed a goddamn animal. How they gonna feed you and your kid? Make it make sense. Y'all out here in the big ass trucks, big ass campers, everything big except the horse. What they do at nickel, do you hear me? You don't know if that's a horse or a goddamn war. I'm coming down there in my truck and my binoculars and I'm telling you right now, I bet not see no bones and none of them goddamn horses and them dogs. I am. You better have their papers. You trying me a dollar for $2,000? That about paper? Better go all the way back to King Alexander the Great. I want to see all the pedal degree nickel had to sell me a dog for $3,000 and he ain't even registered. He better not have one and you better have it. Popo shot Rabies Bassey. He better have that all. He better not have no fleas on him. You will be spending the night in county jail. Problem. You know, playoff games coming up. You got the packers versus the Eagles. It's simple. Who you trust, Jalen Hurts or Jordan? Noah, who do you trust the most in this playoff game? Jalen sipping Sher hurts or Jordan used to ride the bench behind Aaron Rodgers. Look who you got. Gonna be a good thing. It's gonna be a good God damn, but I ride with Ace Time. Jalen, he took a big dance before. He didn't win because he went up against that zebra, Pat Mahomes. He didn't win, but he invented the dance before. Right now, I'm trusting Jalen hurts over Jordan. Love. I know Love gonna do what he do. I feel like he can carve up that Eagles defense. I trust Jalen hurts. I trust Saquon Barkley. I trust A.J. brown. I trust Devontae Smith. God damn it, I trust him. I just do. They hadn't come for the Packers. He had a rod on a couple of murals. They were going 12 and 4 and all this and that and get to the playoffs and lose. And lose. So you asking me? I trust Nick Sarianti. I trust Jalen hurts. I trust Saquon. I trust them ball, them Philly boys, more than I trust the Green Bay Packers. That's all. I'm not downing the Packers. I know I got some fans over here. I'm not downing your team. I'm just telling you before, I haven't seen just thus far who I trust. That's all. Hurston woke up. He been way arrested. He way her ought to have. 300 yard passing and goddamn 88 yard rushing come next week. He had plenty of risk. So I got the Eagles winning that one. Next game, we got the Commanders versus the books. This a go, you got Jaden Daniels, the rookie, versus Baker Mayfield. Who do you trust the most right now? Well, let's go to that regular season stat. Daniels had 25 touchdowns, nine picks. Goddamn. Baker Mayfield had 41 touchdowns, 16 interceptions. Who do you trust the most right now? Right now? Watch the name on the motherfucking Super Bowl. In 44 years, Bucs ain't too long. 1 1. Yeah, I know Tom Brady ain't in there, but Bruce Arian still upstairs. So that pedigree still walking around that motherfucking arena. Do you hear me? Pedigree still walking around the Tampa Bay Arena. Still in that organization right now, y'all. So I'm telling you, I'm riding with Baker Mayfield. I'm riding with Mike Evans. Yeah. That's who I'm riding with right now in this game. Do I want Jaden Daniel do right? Do good. You damn right. I really want him to win, but I don't see it. I got to be real on this show, and I know I got some Commander fans in here talking. Come on, Dub. You tripping, motherfucker. Y'all lost the Cooper Super Rush. Shut up and stand down and trump, boys. If I'm a watch Commander fan, you watch how you talk to me. Hell, lower your tone when you talk to me. When we talk about football, you lower your tone. Real talk. You ain't got no business talking. Oh, yeah, you in the playoffs, but that's about it. What super bowl y'all finna go in when the last time y'all won? Last time I checked, you wasn't asking. You not your Commander. Stop it. You are what we say you are. And this weekend, your ass don't lose, boy. Make a Mayfield fun. Go down there and do it, boy. Real talk. We won't stop someone right now with a mouth full of stove. Do you hear me? Tyler Bay finna win this one. So I'm telling you right now, I'm trusting Baker Mayfield win this game this weekend. Next game, Vikings and the Rangers. Sam Dole, Matthew Stafford, come here. Best team on paper, the Pikes. But that don't mean shit come playoffs. Cause they got a motherfucking quarterback over there that some already won one. Yeah, Matthew Stafford. Real talk. Yeah. He got what Detroit Lions looking for. You goddamn right they looking for you. Damn right. That's what Matthew Stafford got. Right now they playing the Minnesota packers and Minnesota Vikings is one of the best teams in the NFL right now. But y'all going up against a juggernaut and goddamn Sean McVeigh and God Matthew Stock and they. And they and they. Samoan receiver Puka Nuka that don't drop nothing. When the last thing I seen Puka Nuka drop a ball, I seen a catch a like this. I said, my God. Drug testing when catching balls and all this and that. I want them stacking them running to the sideline. Run over in that blue tent and pissing this culture. I got the goddamn. See what's in your system, boy. Cause something ain't right. And Key sweat, boy. Something, Something just ain't right. Yeah, Real Talk. These ain't running around here, jumping out the gym and all that for nothing. Them on something. God made everybody different. But one thing God ain't gonna do, he ain't gonna lie. These is on some special performance enhancing fools. I'm kidding you. So I got Matthew Stafford winning this one. Real talk. Next game, who I got Chargers versus them goddamn swinging ass Texans is who I got. Who you got there? What quarterback you trust the most? Do you trust Justin Herbert? Or you? Or you trust C.J. strout? Well, let me just tell you, that ruthless right now. This year, Herbert was 23, touchdown, three peaks, stout 20. Touchdown, 12 picks. Guess what? I trust justice, sir. Even though I won't ace time to win. But I'm gonna be a realist. They hurt. Offense is hurt, defense is hurt. Got Justin Sherbert over here cheating at John Harbor. I'm telling you right now, that's a recipe for success. If your ass ain't cheating, your ass ain't trying to win. I got the I. I got the LA Chargers coming down here to H town winning that goddamn game. And guess what? They Texan team gonna be with the other Texan team. I know my Texas fans on, right? I know y'all wiped up. You tripping, man. You waiting, man. We gonna beat the charges. No, you're not. No, you're not. Y'all not healthy. Bubble, if y'all was healthy, I would say, man, Texas got a chance to go all the way, but you and I both know y'all not healthy now. Now I'm picking Justin Sherbert over style. Okay, you want to break that down? Goddamn. We can go to head coaches. Who you taking? Jim harbor or D'Amico Lymes? If you're a Batman, who you gonna take? Harper or Demico Ryan? My goddamn point exactly. You better ride with them charges. If you're a bed man, put your money on the Charger. Ain't no way about much because they can't really score that much. I think the score gonna be around 2420, but Jim harbor gonna pull it off. Do I want to see CJ Style pull it out? You damn right I do. I'm all for it, but I just don't see it. I got to be real. In the games I call now, you got the Steelers and you got the Ravens. Real talk. Who you trust the most? Russell Wilson, Lamar Jackson. Now we got to bring everything in, the candidates. Russell Wilson got a room, dude. Remember, man, you said Matthew Staff got a room. God damn it. They got a chance to Be Miller show. I don't even think I finish. Who gonna win that game out of Minnesota line? I mean, I saw them in the ramp. I didn't. I'm mistaken. Sorry the Vikings gonna win that game, though. I. I'm just sorry I get ahead of myself. But the Vikings gonna beat the LA Rams. I know I didn't say it, but I'm saying it now. Back to this game. Who I got, Steelers or the Ravens? Who you trust the most? Russell Wilson, super bowl champion. Went there twice, won one, lost one. Kellen Jackson ain't never been there, but he probably finger win his third MVP. We're gonna name off their stats. Russell Wilson, 16 touchdown, five interceptions this year. Your boy Jackson. Action Jackson, 41 touchdown, four interceptions. With Derek Henry in the backfield, who would you trust right now? Russell Wilson, Lamar Jackson? I'm going with Action Jackson because I honestly think Derrick Henry was the missing piece. Because all the other playoff game, that man had to put the game the ball in his hand and he had to and just too much for him to do. Now, you ain't the only one they watching. They watching Henry, too. You can't watch both. God damn it. You hear me? You can't watch both. That's all I'm saying. Cause I'm about one of them eyes now. You handicap. That's all I'm saying. Real talk. You can't see. You can't watch both. Cause somebody else over here doing something else. I got the Ravens beating the Steelers. I got the Ravens beating the Steel Steelers. In this game. In this game. I got the Bronco versus the Bills. Broncos. Good season. You got both Knicks. Rookie. You got Sean Payton in there. He got Russell ass up out of there. Now he got the quarterback. He won. But now you're going up against the Buffalo Bill. Now you're going up against Josh Allen. Real Talk. Both Knicks 29, touchdown, 12 picks. Josh Allen, 28, touchdown, six picks. It's gonna come down to turnovers. Who gonna turn the ball over. But we already know Bo Nicks will turn that over. We know Josh Allen can beat you with his arm in with your feet. Hell, we know Bo Nick can run too. But he ain't dug it to the extent. How Josh Allen gonna do it? Oh, he got some receivers now over there. Oh, yeah, he got Mari Cooper. God damn right. Got Matt Holland over there. Got my little player partner, Keon Coleman. I'm running back to him. James Cook got offensive line. I ain't gonna say too much about the defense. Cause the up and down But I'm just talking about forced offenses. Why Buffalo Bills against the Denver Bronco? Who do you trust the most? I trust Josh Allen more than I trust Bo Nicks. They got Josh Allen in the MVP race. It's cool. But he ain't gonna win. You know, Action Jackson gonna win that. So who do you trust the most out of all these quarterbacks? That's how you just quarterback in the playoffs. Who do you trust the most? Do you think Bo Nixon go down there in Buffalo and not play Josh Allen? I don't think so. Really? Don't he a rookie make mistakes? He ain't never been in this kind of situation before. Because everybody know the NFL playoffs is different. Slow down. Oh, that slow. Guys gonna come down to their run game. Can Buffalo run the ball? I think they can with Cookie been running it all motherfucking season. Why it's gonna stop now. And you know what happened when the team can run that ball, you know what can happen when the team control the clock. Spot turnovers and clockwork, baby. Like guns and butter. Hell, whoever turned the ball over less, whoever had a ball the most, gonna win the games along with Vegas. You know, Bakers got their hand in this, but you know it's a 60 minute ball game. If I got the ball 40 minutes and you only got 29 times out of 10, I'm gonna win that game. And that's the way I see these games playing out between these quarterbacks. Who got the ball the most and who gonna turn the ball over the most? Who can get Axe? Who can have the less penalties? That's who gonna win the games. Brother, it's simple. Talk to me, God damn it. I'm willing to talk back tonight. Come here. Come talk to me. I'm here all night. I ain't got nothing to do. Talk. Who do y'all got winning between the Broncos and the Bills? I'm looking right now. Goddamn. I'm in the chat with you. Talk to me. Second round, Bills, Ravens. Can't wait. Okay, Detroit. Cool. Who the Ravens. 35, 10. Broncos, too. Okay, cool. I see where y'all going with this. Yeah, I definitely see where y'all going with this. Real talk, I tune in. We ain't bullshitting on this dub bubble dub show. I told you, we talk sports. And I'm gonna talk some other, too. Yeah, that's what we do over here. We talk about everything. And like I told you, I'm down here in H town. It's done got cold in the. But guess who ain't cold the white folks, do you hear me? Don't white folks ain't cold like black people cold? When we cold? We got on Cokes, we got them thermals. God dam. Got on trench coat with that recovering. No, it's cold. I went to the store today. I'm seeing a white boy in a short sleeve shirt, some cargo shorts and some damn boots. Do you hear me? It's cold. But this white boy got on my short sleeve shirt, y'all. Cargo shorts and some boots. Meanwhile I'm over here goddamn shivering like a newborn. Goddamn dirt. Goddamn white folks don't be cold, but nickels don't. That's why they keep going up into the goddamn Colorado mountains and with their shirt off. Well, you know we lost Justin. My Justin die. God damn pneumonia. I thought, damn, no shirt. I don't know nothing. And he died. You think you can't pay a to run out there with no shirt on, no socks on? No, it's grown men 25 and 30 years old right now. I tell you, man, I can't do that, man. My mama never whooped my ass. They found out I'm outside getting cold with no socks on. And people gonna play that you better put your goddamn socks on when it's cold and put something on your goddamn arms. That's coming from a mother. Y'all know I ain't lying. Some of y'all can be on this show 55 years old, your mama probably 75 or 80. And it's cold outside right now today. Go over there with no goddamn long sleeve on. Watch what your mama, your grandma tell you, baby, you better put something on your arms. We don't play that. Getting sick. If you sick, you stay your ass at the house. You ain't gonna become no real. No runny nose, fever and all that. Never. You stay your ass at the house until you wait on you. That's the law I live by. That's the law we live by. Your kid sick and you want to go out. You see you ain't going. You gonna sit there with that sick ass child and get that sick ass child. Well, ain't no coming over here. My son got a H. But I got. I'm trying to go out. I be down. I be down. I told you you mothers gonna be muggles in 20, 25. Oh yeah, you gonna be a mother to that whole ass dollar of yours because you didn't teach you nothing. She out here selling coochie, selling tiggy, selling mouth, selling everything she can say. Now you won't come over Here and talk about her. Now, that's your daughter, God damn it. She learned that from you. Every time she looked around, you had a new man in your house. But you want to talk about your dog, though, she got it from you. She got that and that foolish from you. I want a woman that's watching this show right now. You probably don't slept with all kind of men. That's your business. But that don't define you, baby. Oh, yeah, you can make a change. You can make a change. Real talk. Well, everybody keep calling me a hoe. You know how you can stop that? And what I told her? I said, you know how you can stop to being called? How? Stop talking. Simple. You don't want them calling you a hoe. God damn it, stop. And y'all got me on the road tonight, man. How y'all feeling? Man, I'm glad. I feel like I'll be preaching sometime. I feel like I'm in a power pit and I'm just pouring out to y'all. And God damn it, some of you receive it, some of you don't. Real talk. Some of you receive it, some of you don't. Okay, you'll never be able to say bubble dub didn't tell me. Cause I'm gonna tell it like it is. Whether you like it or you don't. I'm gonna tell it like it is. Real talk. Too many going on. Too many people in our lives and not families. When your car up, oh, man, I can fix your car. Bring it by him, you bring it back up. Your car end up being all worse than what it was when you brought the and had my car. Two or three goddamn weeks, this still ain't running. Oh, yeah. You might want to take that back to the dealership. No, you might want to get you a goddamn bulletproof fan. Cause I let these goddamn 30. 30 sales go. You know goddamn well you can fish my car, but you won't. In my mind, he ash shade tree mechanics ain't worth a damn. And you gotta watch these, too. Because some of these don't be working for money. These be working for ass. I can't stand them whole ass who can work on car real good. Got a fine female. Her car up, it's gonna cost about 2500. Fix it. These ass. Shade made shade treatment. Chance goddamn cut deals for a little bit of that monkey. And God damn it, get the good car fixing. Having ass. I can't stand them. I fix your brakes. This hoe ain't got no money. But she'll get that up. She so in. Oh, he can fix cars even though I can't fix. I can't fix a goddamn flat. This Molly hand over him. Put his hands all over you. If I can't get it, I'm hating y'all watching this show. It's been presented by Prize Picks, man, right there at the bottom, that's code. Scan it. Yeah. First time users. Put $5 in, you get 50. Real talk. But why just put 5 in your. Goddamn it. Put $50 and $60 in. That's how you get the big money. Real Talk more or less on your favorite player. Yeah, Real Talk. If you can't watch the show and you only can listen, God damn it. And you know, go to Apple podcast, go to Spotify, type in bubble do attending me. Say my name three times. It's Monday night, y'all. What y'all eat tonight, man? What y'all cook? Talk to me. What y'all cook, man? What y'all cook tonight, man? It's Monday. What's a normal meal on a Monday in the house? What is it? What's a normal meal, man? What's a good meal? Somebody told me fish don't go with spaghetti, but I'm from the South. What do we had to cook? God damn it. That's what we ate. What is a good meal to eat on a Monday night? Talk to me. I know somebody gonna be on here gonna be real nasty. I like it. But what y'all gonna cook on a Monday? Talk to yes, kid. Bayless, you the biggest goddamn trick in the world. Yeah. Goddamn skill. Bayless done took over. Y'all told that girl, I give you 1.5 million. I heard you been with Unc. Hell, he was. He was throwing slow. You been with Uncle. Why won't you be with me? I'm the real boss. That white girl told goddamn Skip Bailey. You get your long pointed nose out my motherfucking face. That's what that white girl told him. She told you, rat tear on your face. Get up. Get away from me. I'm a lady and I don't sell no coaching. That's what she told Skip. Skip one time. Hear that? She said, baby, I can move you up through the ranks. It's like them old manipulative work, man. That's what they do, have women and real time. These women, y'all feel sorry for y'all. Y'all got it bad. You know you ain't gonna move up unless you get me. Me now, that's. I don't like a. That do that don't hinders nobody else's because you can't get what you want. That's if that woman deserve to move up. God damn it. You move up if that young man deserve to be moved up. God damn it, you move them up. See, that's what some of you girl like we used to do us. We were working on this goddamn machine for 40 years. You don't want to move us up. Guess what help is on the way. Real talk. This, that been working on the machine. That's illegal. In charge of this machine. Now, guess what? You know a how gonna run that? I've been here for all year. I'mma run this machine. I want to run the machine. Y'all take y'all ass back up there to that front office. I got this down here. Black people. Only people I know will take over somebody else business. I'm not lying. Black people come in late. What y'all mad at me for? Hell, y'all better be glad I came in. Better be glad. You better be glad you got a goddamn job. Cause you came in walking. Now you dry up, you got four wheels. You keep bullshitting, you be back on patent. Come on. Come with gold. You damn right. Y'all learned. Talking about SK Sugar dagger. Some of y'all sugar daggers, too. Y'all been buying 50 and 60 all year. Raise your hand if you've been buying. Don't lie. Don't you lie to me. Don't you lie to me. Who on her been buying cat. Don't lie. If you're a real man, you're high five on this page right now. If you've been buying cat, ain't nothing wrong with it. Buying cat. Cur council. I'm cancel. Do you hear me? I'm cancel. Free. Buying cat council. I never catch it. Do you hear me? I never kick. I want to see some high fives in this. I want to see some real men here tonight. That's not gonna lie. And we got man code going on. If you buy coochie, raise your goddamn hand if you're a female on her. If you sell coochie, God damn it, raise your hand. Cause if you're hungry, it's some in here feed you. Now you see how I just made something happen. See, somebody was on here were hungry. But guess what? Somebody gonna eat tonight. Somebody. I don't know how many times I can say it for you, y'all. Somebody say thoughty in Houston. Goddamn if it's going for 40 down here in H town. You tell them Bubble dub gonna give them 43. If pussy cost $40, I'm giving the 43. So when y'all come around, she ain't looking for y'all. She overstepping y'all. Who you looking for that tip? Great. You got. I know y'all been watching, man. You say God name. I'm not saying God. I'm saying got. You can hear everything else. They hear that G O T, not G O D, G O T you. That's what I'm saying. Cutting back on my cussing, though. As y'all can tell, though, 25 making the change ain't gonna be all that cussing and all that. Now I'm cutting that. I'm gonna say, and that's cool, but the bees and elves. I'm not saying y'all gonna hit me too. We're gonna grow together. Now, some of y'all can't grow because some of y'all can't grow her. So I'm just. So some of us can't grow. Some of us can. But for people who can't grow, be wiggles in spirit. That's how we need. We need you to be here in spirit with us sometime. That's all. That's how NBA. Hey, I'll start coming up. I'll start coming up and it's gonna be the wackiest one. That damn all star game. I don't even want to watch it. Who gonna be in the slam dunk content? What? Big ass Zion, Will Smith. He ain't in the slam dunk content. He slam dunking these holes. I know he can slam dunk that damn ball. If y'all think that big gorilla ain't slam dunking them porn star, you alive. They say Giant Wilson in them goddamn rooms getting no, he can't move on the court, but in that goddamn bedroom that making my damn moving like Usher so good, I had to double back twice. Ooh, must have been out of my mind. I'm about. Hey, that's what Zion playing in the rooms. Awesome. Must have been good. Y'all a double back twice. What y'all know about that? Doubling back. You still talked over her head? Hell nah. Later on that night, I'm back over there getting off. Proven more kissing on her neck too. Whispering nothing but lies in her ear. Baby, I love you. I bet they about you all for real. Ew. I make them talk to me. Who is this? Is she yours? No, it's not. I'm renting it. But since I'm renting it, I'm act like it's mine. Real talk. You know what black folks? We don't give a damn. We can rent and paint it. I ain't bullshitting you. That's all. We're gonna give a call right now. Oh, 50 notes and go and get it wrapped. I'm not bullshitting you. That's how we roll. We're gonna get a brand new car right now on 50 notes. We're going to get that till everybody's mine. I paid, I get out. This ain't about you put 700 now, you got great credit. You put 700 line. You ain't about you paying for this, but you ain't about it. First thing I need to say, they get no car. Man, ain't no smoking in my car. I'm letting y'all know that right now. Ain't nobody gonna be smoking in my eight days later. Northern boy. Smoking the hell. You see all these type of things running around through here right now? You know what people got their taxes. They get new call, they can't be steal. They riding all day. Most black people, when they get their tech. I said most, not at all. Most black people, when they get that taxi, ain't never really got no money. I told you, that's our Super Bowl. That's when we film about we ain't never been home. But when we get that money, we up and down the road always day. Real talk. We going to places we ain't never been. We going to Olive Cord, New Jays. If you ain't had no Jays, I bet you give them tax season. Damn right. Got the new J retros. We don't work Jump, man. We work retro up and down the road. We getting out every day. We clean. Clean as a whistle. We ain't going no work. We just clean. We're gonna go out and get us about two or three pounds of weed. We ain't gonna make no money. It's all for show. So when I'm hoes, you'll go broke. You go, I seen it going broke behind them pounds. You supposed to make some money. You showing out. But you want some smoke, I'm the man. You ain't. You just got 5,900 off them goddamn taxes. You owe your baby mama 3,800, but you ain't went over and gave it to her yet. You gonna win. Got you goddamn. Got you a new car, got you some weed, Got you some joy some. Got some cold now. Getting some cologne and God damn it. Can't tell you but that only last for two months. After that, that right back at the house every day with frown on its face. What you should have been doing? Buying you a washing machine. My and a dry. Don't be thinking you need to wash it and dry. What you want by these jaws and stuff? Never. Now you gotta go down here to goddamn washing place and wash your clothes when you could be washing your clothes at the house. Real niggas got washing dry at their house. New refrigerator. Get you a new refrigerator. It's the home appliances for me. Tell me I'm lying, but y'all need to start paying me for this. Boy. That's why y'all do me bad. Goddamn. Y'all keep pushing, though. God damn it. Hit the like button. The like button. Hit the subscribe button, God damn it. Hit the shop button. That's one thing you can start telling these women. I want a new purse. Do you got eggs and bacon in your refrigerator? Do you got some goddamn light bread in your pantry? Do you got Cream of Wheat in your pantry? Do you got sugar? What kind of spices you got over there? Purge. What you got in your refrigerator? We Change this in 20, 25. We ain't putting rims on cars no more. And the damn cars need motors, need transmission, need spark plug. We're not doing that no more. We're not going to stake in 48 state. 48. You ain't state. 4G material. What kind of material? I am golden brown. You hoes don't deserve to go out to these nice restaurants. That's for the real women. You hoes going to go to crowd. God damn it. That's where you're going. You're going to office. You're going to Sonic. You go on the staking shake. That's where you hoes going before us. That nice restaurant getting dressed up. You hoes don't deserve it. And you won't get it. We gonna 25. We doing different. I can't wait till this goddamn pool hit in February 1st y'all. If we the one. I'm not bullshitting. Y'all better come see me. I got plans. I got admirations I gotta go see. I don't know about y'all, but I talk to myself. I really do. I like. You got to come on with it. You. You know where you come from, boy. You know what you trying to do. You know what you gotta do, but you gotta go and do it. Ain't no more excuses, bubble dog. You got to get up off your ass. You gotta make these people feel you. You gotta make these people understand. Who in the is what but door. You got to show them each and every day. Even when the views ain't there, even when the likes ain't there. Even when the servers ain't there. Even when they shadow ban me. I won't stop because I know one day this podcast gonna be the one. I know one day it's gonna be the one. I know one day I've been trying to book. Ain't never one day I'm gonna Jo make sweet love to while I'm listening to Barry White practice what you preach. Some of y'all on her right now. Had money out. You been waiting on your taxes. I hope, God damn it, you get baldy bands back. I hope you ball out when you get your taxes. I hope you have nothing but great luck. I'm about to underdog. I am underdog. I'm all underdogs. I'm who ain't never got no cat, now they getting all the cat. I'm little children down here in the Texas Texas city hospitals that got canceled. This guy got 12 months to live. I'm riding for them. That's who I'm riding for. I'm praying the good Lord, bless them. I'm praying for the people who ain't got her kidney. They get a kidney. That's what I'm praying for. That's what I'm praying and wishing for. That's what I want to see. I want to see the unknown become known. I know y'all see me with all the other celebrities. Them, they already celebrate. I want to see somebody else come up who ain't a celebrity. Become one. Become a great one. God damn it. Become a legal, not a follower. Because your partner snort powder don't mean you snort powder. When somebody gonna be their own me, you got one trap house get dirty. I ain't saying do good, but I'm. You get my motivation. Point is what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying? He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you, hell no. Hell now. If you just not watching this show, we do hell now sitting. I know I've been going off. That's what I do. I'm gonna give you some game I'm making. Put some on your mind. I'm gonna give you the game, though. Just not watching this show. If you don't know nothing about we do a hell now. Send me a little show. Somebody hit me up over there. You ever let somebody use your sister food stamp card that you be buying? Hell no. Not sharing no Food stamp card. Not nothing. So if you see me down here in Htown and goddamn neighborhood. Or the big Walmart or Heb or at Kroger using the food stamp card. Mind your cause. I'm spending big three cards when I come out. That three course when I come up out here, somebody also hit me up bubble. Do you ever let your girl know your opinion? Hell no. A girl gonna do my debit card numbers. Devil, only me sweet Jesus know him. She. I don't believe all that. You ever get to join a bank account with somebody? Hell, no. Cause I can see get mad, leave and go and clear that bank account out now. You ain't got nothing. Therefore, you won't get this information. Matter of fact, don't send me no mail to this house, God damn it. Do everything by email. Putting your own game. Women no say they get that goddamn bank statement. Get them numbers and goddamn, before you know it, you ain't got no money. Not me. Careful I don't get no mail come through. Everything come through. Email, open noise, you're gone. They run you through your whole time. You think you stacking? You're really lacking. Pay attention. Quit telling all your business. Don't let these women know how much you got and what you're making. They'll set your ass up. You be burnt like bacon. Real talk. Trash of the day. Going to Tyreek Hill. Keep your motherfucking mouth closed. You know the odds are against us. You know they'll make examples out of us. I seen him do it to DEZ Bryant. It's the reason why I'm telling you that. Keep your motherfucking mouth closed. DEZ Brown, one of the best receivers in the game, running that mile. I ain't taking no pay cut. Jerry Johnson. You know what, nigga? I showed you. You smart talking mother. I showed you. Even though Dave was writing what he was saying. But them people right there, they run organizations. It's a membership. To get in a gotta be a member. They'll show you better than they'll tell you, so. Tyreek, you watch your mouth, boy. They already feel like they're doing us a favor, cuz. We making millions of dollars. Open your eyes, people. Open your eyes. Peace and love. I see y'all. When I see y'all, I'm out the volume.