Double Buggle (Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, Anna Bezahler, Isabella Escalante)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: “Double Buggle” (Sept 1, 2025)

Guests: Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, Anna Bezahler, Isabella Escalante
Host: Scott Aukerman

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Overview

This episode brings together comic collaborators Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett for a joyous, semi-chaotic conversation covering the evolution of their careers (from SNL to co-hosting a new podcast), recent creative projects, and plenty of riffing. The kids from “Cool Dick Shoes” return with a new business, and a pair of eccentric new characters, the Buggle Brothers from NYC, join for a surreal entrepreneurial roundtable. The comic energy is improvised and unpredictable, blending sly meta-humor, industry satire, and absurd teenage schemes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

[00:25-06:03] — Catching Up & Creative Shifts

• Kyle’s Music Persona vs. Collaboration:
  • Scott teases the “fall” from SNL to podcasting. Kyle notes he’s still making music (as “Kyle M.”) but wanted to reconnect to other creative sides by partnering with Beck.
  • “I love being here because… there’s gonna be a level of artistry and creativity.” (Kyle, 02:19)
• Wikipedia ‘Artistry’ Section:
  • Scott brags about finally getting a “Artistry” section on Wikipedia, leading to gentle meta-banter.
  • “How do you get one of those?” (Scott, 02:34)
• Vinyl Album Mishaps:
  • Scott bought a turntable just for Kyle’s vinyl, then returned it because it didn’t work.
  • “I want to get you a phonograph player because the sound—” (Kyle, 03:10)
• Old College Days:
  • Beck and Kyle reminisce about meeting at USC in Sept 2003, briefly musing on collaborating in class (and being denied by the “college board”).

[06:03-11:16] — Superman, SNL, and Hollywood Satire

• Beck in the Superman Movie:
  • Beck appears as Steve Lombard, Clark Kent’s peer at the Daily Planet:
    • “No, but I do fly around in a craft in the movie… designed by somebody who's just a great engineer.” (Beck, 06:51)
  • Kyle jokes about not being in the film and the lack of “beardo” characters in Superman canon.
• Musical Crossover Ambitions:
  • Beck and Scott riff on the potential of Kyle’s music featuring in a Superman sequel:
    • “I would actually love to put a song on this.” (Kyle, 08:30)
    • Suggestions include joking sequel titles like “Superman’s Colon: Blast Off,” leading to a running bit about awkward sequel names.

[11:16-24:25] — From Collaboration to Podcasting

• Comedy Roots:

  • Beck: “It was so crazy. A lot of hard work.” (SNL experience, 13:03)
  • They joke about fake audience B-roll, COVID-era empty crowds, and the legendary SNL sketch world.

• Descent Down the “Slippery Ladder”:

  • Playful self-deprecation about transitioning from SNL/movies to podcasting:
    • “It’s almost as if some jokester…putting oil all over the rungs of the ladder.” (Scott, 17:53)

• The Podcast–“What’s Our Podcast?” Explained:

  • Newly launched, meta-concept podcast: Kyle and Beck have guests come on to pitch podcast ideas, which they test each week.
    • “We don’t know what our podcast should be about. So we have guests come on and pitch us ideas…” (Kyle, 21:51)
    • “Every episode is about an hour, hour and a half. We’ve tried to do 12 hours, but it just was not working.” (Beck, 22:33)
  • They joke about podcast structure ("corner" segments vs. a “straight line”), the law of podcast kings (“what Scott says is law”).

• Podcast Details:

  • Two-episode premiere: Fran Gillespie and Marc Maron as first guests.
  • “DTF” (as a new show title) joked about, with riffs on “WTF”’s gatekeeping:
    • “Maybe we should talk about that on the podcast with him when he’s on the episode.” (Beck, 29:07)
  • Playfully admit likely only doing 20 episodes ("we don’t have the balls…the podcasts don’t have legs.”)

[31:24-56:12] — Entrepreneurs: From Dick Shoes to Printers

• Austin & Tony Return:
  • Formerly of cooldickshoes.com, a business drawing penises on shoes (“choose your own”), which collapsed due to overwhelming orders and inability to fulfill them.
  • “We didn’t know people listened to the [podcast]…now we have a supply and demand issue.” (Austin, 32:23)
• Brand Pivot:
  • Launch a new site: “WeSellPrintersNotDickShoes.com” (real), now selling three (and a half) actual printers at wildly varying prices—one over $13,000 (it’s at Austin’s dad’s office), one “regular” at $40, and an expensive “bank money” printer at $12,022.64.
  • Detailed pricing logic: The higher the price, the harder the theft (or, acquisition) from their sources.
  • “It’s medicine for us. But yeah, we’re men now. We used to be boys.” (Austin, 39:10, on smoking for focus)
• Prom, Teen Angst & Sex Comedy:
  • Hope to fund a prom party bus through printer sales (aiming for party-bus based fingerbanging, as articulated with teenage clueless bravado).
  • “That’s where people finger bang most of the time. They finger bang in a party bus most of the time.” (Austin, 52:07)
  • Candid prom talk: self-administered handjobs, Beck’s awkward confessions (“I did not [get a handjob at prom].”), Kyle’s coy responses (“I got a little more, actually.” 43:26).

[58:03-84:52] — The Buggle Brothers: Absurd NYC Satire

• The Buggle Bros (Kyle & Beck, in-character):
  • Introduced as Central Park “tourism professionals”–actual job: collecting horse manure from the park’s famed carriage horses, for which they are unpaid volunteers.
  • “If we didn’t [collect horseshit], it would be a huge problem. All the tourists would be stepping in it…” (Beck as Brundon Buggle, 63:02)
  • “At first we were just fans…then we became collectors.” (Kyle as Brian Buggle, 65:45)
• Family History & Entrepreneurial Aspirations:
  • The Buggle brothers’ father (Ethan Buggle) was a “poo fixer” for the Rolling Stones—collecting their leavings from wild parties.
  • Now amassing horse manure, crafting it into bowls and figurines: “I like to make…little tiny figurines…bowls and plates and stuff…” (Kyle, 66:47)
  • Allusions to lack of romantic prospects due to their occupation, and failed attempts at dating apps (“Buggle” as their would-be niche dating platform).
• Serendipitous Collaboration:
  • Austin and Tony offer to help build a dating website for the Buggle Brothers—and, in exchange, the Buggles will craft them a party bus out of manure-based materials.
  • Playful wordplay: “entre-POO-neurs,” “bugglebrothersnotdickshoes.com,” and a children’s dating site “bugglebrothersnotdickshoesjunior.com” are all floated.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Podcasting’s Place in the Showbiz Hierarchy:
  • “You are slipping down the show business ladder…the rungs down to podcasters.” (Scott, 01:26)
  • “We don’t have the balls. We don’t have the backbone. We don’t have the feet or the leg. It doesn’t have legs.” (Beck, 27:27)
• Teenage Entrepreneur Energy:
  • “We’re getting away from it, though.” (Austin, about the Dick Shoes legacy, 34:49)
  • “We’re men now. We used to be boys.” (Austin, on growing up, 39:14)
• On SNL and Collaboration:
  • “Hard work…I thought it was going to be easy, breezy characters, impressions…” (Beck, 13:11)
  • “[COVID shows] practically empty audiences.” (Kyle, 14:12)
• Party Bus Saga:
  • “The way that pricing works is…the work you have to do to get this printer, which is harder because it's farther away. And basically, we need a party bus.” (Austin, 42:01)
• On Collecting Horse Manure:
  • “We spend the last 16, 17 years…on a volunteer basis…we grab the shit…bring it back to our home, wrap it up…make little figurines and bowls…” (Kyle as Brian Buggle, 66:31)
  • “But it’s sanitized. We wash them. Soap and water and hose.” (Kyle, 67:05)
• On Dating and Stigma:
  • “There's a lot of misconceptions around it. One is that all that stuff is bad…We're helping the city…” (Beck, 68:27)
• Show’s Self-Awareness & Running Gags:
  • Recurrent bit about high-fives, awkward missed opportunities, and circular, not cornered, podcast formats.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:25: Opening banter, Wikipedia “artistry”
• 01:26: “Slipping down the show business ladder”
• 06:03: Superman talk—Beck’s role, Kyle’s exclusion
• 11:16: SNL reminiscence, audience-B-roll gag
• 17:12: Discussion of new podcast, search for a “podcast corner”
• 31:24: Introduction of Austin & Tony, Dick Shoes saga
• 35:07: Printer-selling pivot, explanations and price logic
• 43:23: Prom/party bus/handjob confessions
• 58:03: Introduction of Buggle Brothers (Kyle & Beck in character)
• 66:47: Buggle Bros making horseshit figurines and bowls
• 68:27: Misconceptions about poop, defense of their “work”
• 77:00: Business collaboration struck—dating site for manure folk, party bus in exchange
• 82:34: The “Plug Bag” song and closing plugs

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Additional Highlights

• Scott’s Meta-Hosting:
  Scott keeps up a winking, self-deprecating tone, gently mocking the mechanisms of podcasting, SEO tricks, and the ephemeral nature of podcast fame/accolades (“not on Time’s Top 100 Podcasts”).
• Parody of Teenage Perspective:
  Austin & Tony’s worldview is both painfully real and totally askew: budding stoners, anxious about girls, eager to seem grown, and comically fixated on sex acts at prom.
  • “Just to be clear…we are a little stoned. We smoke for focus now.” (Austin, 39:01)
• Layered Character Work:
  The “Buggle Bros” segment is a comic highlight, full of lavishly developed backstory, pseudo-logic, and loving oddball detail. Their professional pride and fraternal deadpan play off the more jaded adult comics and naive entrepreneurs.

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Closing

• Podcast Plugs:
  • “What’s Our Podcast?” (Kyle & Beck)—first two episodes with Fran Gillespie and Marc Maron
  • “Anna & Isabella Do Improv”—an improv podcast that’s “accessible even if you don’t like improv”
  • Comedy Bang Bang action figures
• Legacy of Episode:
  This is a packed, transgressive, and deeply playful installment, moving fluidly from industry lampoon to teen-boy fantasy to surreal character improv, while constantly winking at the meta-construction of both podcasting and comedy itself.

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For Listeners Who Missed Out

Get ready for multi-layered improv, self-aware showbiz humor, “sad boy” entrepreneur satire, and an escalating pile of horseshit—literally and figuratively. Whether you’re interested in podcast genesis, failed businesses, or inventive NYC weirdos, you’ll find plenty to make you laugh and cringe along the way.

Transcript

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, I have to. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I don't know if I like that too much. Thanks to the shit guy for that catchphrase submission, boy. All right, well, that was submitted in January of 2023. I hope you've done it by now, but if not, feel free. You have my permission. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week, and my name is Scott Aukerman. We have an exceptional show coming up a little later. We have a couple of entrepreneurs. We stopped having entrepreneurs on the show for a. We just had small business owners, but now we're back to having entrepreneurs on. So this is very exciting. We also have a couple of guests all the way from New York City. So that is coming up a little later. So that's very exciting. But let's get to our guests of honor. They are actors, they are comedians, they are writers. One of them's a director, I think.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think is right.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And a musician. We'll talk about that in a second. They now they are slipping down the show business ladder. The rungs down to podcasters. We'll talk about how far the mighty have fallen. They both were SNL cast members, and now they're podcasters. They have a new podcast that is out now. It's called what's Our Podcast? Please welcome back to the show Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hey, great to be here, Scott.

[Beck Bennett]

Great to be here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Thank you for having us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, you are so welcome. Now, one. One bit of business that to tidy up. Last time I talked to you, Kyle, you were going by Kyle M. You were.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You're a musician. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. That was really interesting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now you're Kyle Mooney.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. And I'm so. I actually am really so happy that you brought this up.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

And by the way, thank you for having me.

[Scott Aukerman]

This.

[Kyle Mooney]

I always. I always love being here because I'm like, okay, it's gonna be. It's gonna be entertaining, but there's also gonna be a level of artistry and creativity.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I. And I think. And so I, you know, for a while, I would look at other people's Wikipedia pages and I would see a. Artistry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I would say, how do you get one of those? And I never had one. And then the fans heard me complaining about it, and now I have one.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I want to. Obviously want to say congratulations about all that Wikipedia stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course.

[Kyle Mooney]

I. Yeah. So, yeah, last time I saw you, I was putting. I put up. Put out my album, the Real Me out on Stone.

[Scott Aukerman]

So Records, which I have on Vinyl here.

[Beck Bennett]

Have you listened to it on vinyl?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have not. I've. Because my record player is not working. I had one over here that didn't. Ended up not working. I bought one just because this came out on vinyl. Oh, wow. It ended up not working. I had to return the whole thing, so I ended up listening to it on Apple Music.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, okay. Well, I'm. I definitely want to get you a phonograph player because the sound. Okay. But yeah, no, I'll take you up on that. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

When can you have it delivered?

[Kyle Mooney]

All right, just let me answer the question real quick about the music stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Real quick.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I apologize. No, you're gig. Heck. Sorry.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're all good. Scott. I. I actually like. People don't know this, but I like playing around.

[Scott Aukerman]

I never knew that.

[Beck Bennett]

Just. You gotta.

[Kyle Mooney]

Just you.

[Beck Bennett]

You. But you're not answering the question now.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, no.

[Beck Bennett]

So you wanted to answer the question and then you done playing around. Because I don't know if we're gonna focus on this the whole. Because obviously we're here together and like, I didn't make the album. Yeah, with. So I'm not.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know you're not including this question. I want to apologize to you.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, no, no, no. You're good. I just want Kyle to try to, like, get to it because sometimes he likes to play around and like. But he also wants to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

I didn't know he liked to.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, sometimes I like to play around, but sometimes I actually like to get down to business, which is. It is one of those times.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's get down to business. I apologize for interjecting. And back. I apologize for not including you in this question. We'll talk about Superman in a second.

[Beck Bennett]

Thank you. Because I do want to talk about Superman, and I. And I apologize for jumping in when it wasn't my turn. I just.

[Kyle Mooney]

All good. I've known about for a long time. I'm cool with.

[Scott Aukerman]

How long have you known back?

[Kyle Mooney]

I've known him since September 2003.

[Scott Aukerman]

And why do you remember September? Is that because you were in school together?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. School had just started. Usc.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Does that bring back any memories?

[Beck Bennett]

Gosh, I almost just ran out of here into my.

[Scott Aukerman]

Into homeroom.

[Beck Bennett]

Into homeroom.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, exactly.

[Beck Bennett]

My college.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm still making music as Kyle M.

[Scott Aukerman]

You are still making music as Kyle M. Yes, but.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I've decided that, you know, linking up with Beck, who I've known for so long, we've been talking about working on. On some sort of project, and the podcast felt like a Good way to sort of re. Enter the who I once was and. And doing well.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he's known you as Kyle Mooney for so long.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would imagine it's weird for. For Queen Lat, who knew her before she changed her branding. You know, people just know her as.

[Kyle Mooney]

D. I. I imagine the same thing.

[Beck Bennett]

It's the. It's exactly like the Queen Latifah stuff for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or, you know, if you knew Prince, you know, back in the. The 60s, would you call him that?

[Kyle Mooney]

Squiggle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Remember that?

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think you.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it was sort of a protest.

[Beck Bennett]

Hilarious.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it was.

[Scott Aukerman]

That is hilarious.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it was sort of. I think it was sort of a protest.

[Scott Aukerman]

Seriously? Seriously, Rip.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think it was sort of a protest against his record label, Warner Brothers. But yeah, the.

[Scott Aukerman]

The music people over there. Is that where your album came out?

[Kyle Mooney]

It was Stone.

[Beck Bennett]

Stone. That's actually where Superman came out. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Warner Brothers. Okay, let's move on to.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I still will be putting out music. That is the real me. That's who I am. That is the real version of myself.

[Scott Aukerman]

But I'm.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I want to expand and I want to be able to do other creative out outlets. And that podcast is one of those fantastic.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's talk about Superman.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, thank you. Yeah. Kal El. Kal El. Yeah, that's. That's his given name.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, his Christian name.

[Beck Bennett]

His Christian name, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although are there Christians on Krypton? First of all, they're such similar words, it would be very confusing.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, hey, what church do you go to? Oh, the Christian one. Oh, the Krypton one. Yeah, we all go to the Krypton one.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, everybody. So I think that's why they had Christianity there and they got rid of it for that reason and they all became atheists. But, yeah, Superman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now, now you're an interesting fact about Superman. You're in the movie. Yeah, that just came out.

[Beck Bennett]

That's absolutely right. I play Steve Lombard, who is a co worker of Clark Kent.

[Scott Aukerman]

Appear.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, appear.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not of Superman. You're not flying around.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

With the cape or anything like.

[Beck Bennett]

No, but I do fly around in. In a. In a craft in the movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. Yeah. But not of your own power.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no, no, no, no. This is design that was designed by somebody who's just a great engineer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Mr.

[Beck Bennett]

Terrific.

[Scott Aukerman]

The power of flights. We. We mastered this in the 1800s.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And it's been going great.

[Beck Bennett]

It's been going so well. Everything just keeps getting better. We have, like, different Kinds of flying crafts all the time, and it's really, really cool to be a part of that with Superman. So. Yeah, I'm a peer of Clark Kent, and we work together at the Daily Planet. I'm kind of. I kind of have a lot of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Opinions, and I'm so proud.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm so proud of Beck. I think he was amazing in the movie too. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you bummed you're. You're not in it? I mean, like. Yeah, I guess. I, I, I've read Superman comics my entire life. Yeah. Yeah. There's not, you know, not really a Kyle. Some weird. Like. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

They don't have money.

[Scott Aukerman]

Glassed.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Beardo.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Big glasses. Beardo.

[Kyle Mooney]

That would be. Yeah, they don't want to have that sort of character.

[Scott Aukerman]

But maybe they should start writing one in, though, and you can be in the sequel.

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, if it's, if it's another chance to work with Beck, I'd be down. But also, like, I'm, I love when he gets to do his own thing. And, like, seeing the Steve Lombard character.

[Beck Bennett]

Come to life has been. Lombard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Lombard.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, Lombard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

However you say it, it's really been really been a fun watch.

[Beck Bennett]

No, thanks, man. I love the album too. I've seen the whole thing.

[Kyle Mooney]

I have. I. It took me a little while, but I did see it.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you've seen the movie and you've listened to the album.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. Yeah. And I think that there could be a collab, honestly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

For, like, the sequel. The Superman sequel album has a record.

[Scott Aukerman]

Player and he pops on one of Kyle M's digital society.

[Beck Bennett]

Absolutely.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Society would be perfect.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would actually love. I would love to put a song on this.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. James Gunn is a huge music fan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe next time Mr. Terrific starts shooting Aliens or whatever the he's gonna shoot and your song comes on.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm trying to think of something new because you think it's gonna be called Superman 2.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't think so.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. What do you think it's gonna be called?

[Beck Bennett]

Blast Off.

[Kyle Mooney]

Is that Superman colon blast off or.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just they've Superman's colon Blast off. I don't know.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I don't think it's. I don't think it's that kind of movie, Kyle. Okay, Kyle, get Kyle in the writer's room. And maybe it's a Superman's colon. Blast off is the name of the second movie, I don't think.

[Scott Aukerman]

We love your ideas. We love. We love your creativity, but we don't think so.

[Beck Bennett]

Give them the recording studio yeah, it could be something.

[Kyle Mooney]

The Colon Blaster.

[Scott Aukerman]

In any case, boy, Superman's out. Kyle M's album is out. But then you guys collaborated so much in comedy and in college together. When you. You met in college, did you collaborate in classes, too? Did you, like, take tests together or anything like that?

[Beck Bennett]

Never took tests.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, every other question.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Like, we did. We would. I don't. I remember, like, trying to ask if we could do that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

But I don't remember the board, the, you know, the college board, like, where, like, them ever getting back to us.

[Scott Aukerman]

They never even responded.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

You know, like, we went to, like, a big room where they're all sitting at a table and they're like, sort.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of like the parole board, if you've seen the Menendez brothers, kind of thing.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly. Like a parole board. And we were like. We. We motioned to take classes together and test together, and they. They said.

[Scott Aukerman]

As one entity.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, as one entity. Switching off. And they. They said, like, get the out of here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And then. And then we're like, we'll wait for your answer. And then we. Harsh. They swore.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

That was really scary.

[Kyle Mooney]

That was a really. No. No. It was an intimidating day, but, yeah, that's something that happened.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you came through on the other side.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Better for it.

[Beck Bennett]

Better for it. We never were able to take classes together, which sucked. But we were.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

He was an acting major.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was. I studied film.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah. Isn't it so funny? Because you were an acting major back.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you've acted since then.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then, Kyle, you were a film major and you've made a couple of films. I mean, you directed one. That's true.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

You directed one. And you. You wrote another one, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And then you started, and it was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not Brother Bear, which we covered.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was Brigsby Bear. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And we watched it together.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. And we're. We are. I think we're due to watch Brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're gonna watch the sequel.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Coming up next year.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

That's exciting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Isn't that exciting? Have you ever seen Brother Bear?

[Beck Bennett]

I don't think I have. I mean, have. You've never shown it to me?

[Kyle Mooney]

Walking Phoenix is the voice of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. Isn't it funny? Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, his name's Joaquin. And then he's in Walk the Line.

[Beck Bennett]

Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like she just changed his name to Walk the Line Phoenix.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, that's what I was wondering, too.

[Kyle Mooney]

We were actually. He drove me here. We were having a conversation about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's going on? Why did he drive you here? What's going on with your car?

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, I just get it's. It's more of a fear thing about sort of driving myself.

[Scott Aukerman]

And those honks can be intimidating. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, okay.

[Beck Bennett]

That is not. That does not make actually not cool. Yeah. And I know that Kyle's pretty scared of the road and all the honk. Like, it's not the cars, like you said. It's the honks.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, there's this.

[Beck Bennett]

And so I offered it. I was like, hey, you want a ride, pal? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, if there were to be an emp. Electromagnetic pulse.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That took out every car horn in the world, wouldn't that just be a glorious.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, my gosh.

[Scott Aukerman]

New York City would be a little bit quieter, I'll tell you that. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Finally hear myself.

[Beck Bennett]

Maybe people get some sleep in that city for once in their goddamn lives.

[Kyle Mooney]

It would be fully different.

[Scott Aukerman]

Speaking of which, New York City is where you cut your teeth as performers on the Fable Institution. Saturday Night Live. Nazim had. Look at that.

[Beck Bennett]

He's doing the.

[Kyle Mooney]

That is.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're doing 2010.

[Scott Aukerman]

The 2010. 2011, not 1975.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You.

[Kyle Mooney]

You.

[Scott Aukerman]

Saturday Night Live. You were.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was amazing.

[Beck Bennett]

It was so crazy. A lot of hard work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sketch comedy.

[Kyle Mooney]

But disappointing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, a lot of hard work.

[Beck Bennett]

A lot of hard work. I thought it was going to be easy, breezy characters, impressions. Yeah. Characters, impressions.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Live video.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Kyle Mooney]

The audience.

[Scott Aukerman]

The audience sometimes was on video, sometimes live. You're right.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah. It was. It was the whole thing.

[Kyle Mooney]

They had a.

[Scott Aukerman]

They had a lot of B roll of audience just in case one didn't show up one week. They were like. Because a lot of people don't know if you're in New York City and you're outside 30 Rock, which is short for 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly. A lot of people get confused.

[Scott Aukerman]

There are people outside handing out flyers going, watch a live comedy show. Watch a live TV program. And some weeks, people just don't show up. No one comes.

[Beck Bennett]

And it's an empty theater or empty studio.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And so then you have to. You have to cut to the audience on video just going, well, Scott, this is.

[Beck Bennett]

This.

[Scott Aukerman]

My.

[Kyle Mooney]

This might kind of make. You might blow your brains out or something.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I hope not.

[Beck Bennett]

That would be rough.

[Kyle Mooney]

We know we did these. We did these shows during COVID 19. I don't know if you remember the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, I remember the novel Coronavirus is That what you're talking about?

[Kyle Mooney]

And those were practically empty audiences.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really? Who was there?

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, we had some first responders there. Oh, good.

[Scott Aukerman]

Kill them.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, no, that wasn't a plan.

[Beck Bennett]

But that's. And that ended up what happened. Really. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So now we're down to second responders.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah. And you do not want second responders.

[Kyle Mooney]

But I was. But I was thinking they could have used.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're always pressing snooze.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

They could have used those video clips of those audience members when we had an empty audience.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, really, Kyle?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that what you think?

[Kyle Mooney]

It's just something I was thinking when you're talking about that.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, that would have been a good opportunity.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Okay. All right.

[Kyle Mooney]

Is that my water?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I think that is your water, isn't it? Because I didn't pour myself one. Yeah. Feel free.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

A couple of hydrogen molecules for every oxygen molecule. Right down.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly what you want it to.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's still good, folks. Now, Saturday Night Live, of course, the Coneheads.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Blues Brothers.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. Caveman lawyer.

[Scott Aukerman]

The unfrozen one.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean. Yes. Right. Yes. I'm sorry. Yeah, I get. I. Because I. Because I work there, I get a little casual.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I prefer that you keep it a little professional.

[Beck Bennett]

I am sorry. I don't work there anymore and I should be professional.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Now, did you go back to. I heard they had a big, big celebration.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. Back.

[Scott Aukerman]

You guys are pointing at each other.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You remember it?

[Beck Bennett]

Because I remember that. And you were there.

[Kyle Mooney]

The fiftiet anniversary.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. Of a Saturday Night Live at 30 Rock.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. And it was the music part. Sandler.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sandler.

[Beck Bennett]

Whoa. And Schneider.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sns.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whoa.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah. It was. It was a. It was a lot of. A lot of fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you see Frank Gillespie there? She was a writer.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, we saw her.

[Kyle Mooney]

Anyone else you're curious about?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, that was him.

[Beck Bennett]

We gave her a big hug.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And we sat and watched music Together. Paul McCartney played Bonnie Ray.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. There was.

[Beck Bennett]

Was she there at the musical thing on Friday?

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's cool, right?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

The chance to see Bonnie Raitt.

[Beck Bennett]

Come on.

[Kyle Mooney]

And Nirvana with Post Malone.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Beck Bennett]

So it wasn't Nirvana. It was Post Malone.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was like post Nirvana, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, literally. Because it's after Kurt Cobain.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

We were actually having the same conversation when he was dropping me off. I was like, oh. It was sort of a post Nirvana thing.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, that was. It wasn't as much dropping. You off here because I'm here, too. So it was kind of like I was just driving us here, and I.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I. And I should apologize about me saying what I just said.

[Beck Bennett]

No problem at all. Because I'm. Because remember, I am here, and I'm just sitting here right next to you.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I do forget sometimes that you're around when you're around.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And you're used to being dropped off because you don't like driving because of the Humphrey.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we're all caught up at this point. Now, let's hear about this new art form that you are dipping your tiny little toes into.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was hoping he'd ask.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And as you said earlier in the intro, you mentioned us sliding down the slippery ladder of the entertainment.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Because you've both been in movies. Superman. Primarily.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, primarily. And I also remember Detective Bender in Brigsby Bear.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, of course. I'll never forget Detective Bender.

[Scott Aukerman]

Superman 2, colon blast. What was it called?

[Beck Bennett]

Superman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

So I made a mistake. The guy makes one. The guy makes one mistake in the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Podcast, and then you. You've been in TV shows.

[Kyle Mooney]

I don't think it should be called Superman Colon Blast. Like, I was just. Like, I was just. I was. That's not what I was trying to say.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm just thinking about why the ladder of the entertainment industry is so slippery.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so slippery at this point. It's almost as if some jokester has been out there, like, taking a paintbrush and. And putting oil all over the rungs of the ladder. Because you guys were on top. You're on top of the world. Superman is out in theaters, and people are saying, like, oh, I do believe a man can fly.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Steve Lombard, of course. Flying around.

[Beck Bennett]

Flying around in the tea craft.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, exactly.

[Beck Bennett]

You can hear him yelling. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then suddenly. Smash cut to just a mere two months later. Your podcasters. What. What is happening? What's going on here?

[Beck Bennett]

Really hard time in the industry. There is everybody. Nobody knows which way up or which.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hopefully Superman does, because I would hate to see him go up, up and away, and he just plunges straight to the core of the earth.

[Beck Bennett]

And he's on fire and he's burning and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, so he's dead.

[Beck Bennett]

He's dead. But.

[Kyle Mooney]

And then. And then all of a sudden, the Chicago Bears are there.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, And Ditka's like, 85.

[Scott Aukerman]

Chicago Bears.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hell, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

The fridge. It would be amazing, but unfortunately, refrigerator. The refrigerator. Sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. But you didn't work with him.

[Beck Bennett]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I did not work with the refrigerator.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

He was, he's hard to work with.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, really big. He just kind of pushes itself around.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. It probably has some pointing to My brain.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're pointing to. Is it, is it CPT or is it ct?

[Beck Bennett]

I think it's ct. Cte.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's Chad GPT.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. Chat GPT in his brain.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

So it doesn't, it doesn't work very well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

But yeah, we, we kind of fell, we kind of fell apart a little bit our, our careers and now we're so. Because now we're starting a podcast.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's true. The album actually didn't sell as much as I had hoped for.

[Beck Bennett]

And you really had to put.

[Scott Aukerman]

What did you hope for?

[Kyle Mooney]

Just sort of people knowing it.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you just hoped that people would.

[Kyle Mooney]

Know about it being a way like you run into somebody on the street. Oh, great album.

[Scott Aukerman]

But it's, you've never heard any kind of response.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's happened. It's happened a couple times.

[Beck Bennett]

But that's kind of maybe why you went on tour. Well, instead of shows, so that people could tell you.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. You. Last we spoke, you were going on.

[Kyle Mooney]

Tour and it's been amazing. I got to meet so many folks. But those are people who sort of already know the album.

[Scott Aukerman]

You wanted people to. Okay, I'm confused because yes, the album came out, people listened to it, then they came to your show. And you're disappointed with that because they already know about it because. But then there's, then they listen to it.

[Kyle Mooney]

There's a whole nother amount of people that didn't come to the show that don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you wanted everyone in the world there, there that's hopeful and just like.

[Beck Bennett]

In the streets, kind of like that's.

[Kyle Mooney]

Kyle M. Because I feel like that's the way it works for the other older.

[Scott Aukerman]

For Post Malone.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Jelly Roll definitely has that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And he, he released his own stuff on YouTube. Pretty much blew up.

[Scott Aukerman]

And maybe you're a little Jelly Roll that you weren't fronting Nirvana at SNL50.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, I was jelly rolling the seats that night. Absolutely talking.

[Scott Aukerman]

What were you in the sheets, Kyle?

[Kyle Mooney]

That's, that's, that's for my one and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Only Cinnabon in the sheets.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah. Jelly Roll on the streets.

[Kyle Mooney]

A gummy gummy, if you will.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, my Gummy gummy.

[Beck Bennett]

Is that what you said?

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. I, I don't know. I, I, I, I'M not gonna pull on that thread lest this whole thing unravel.

[Kyle Mooney]

But, yeah, no, it's exciting to do the podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. What. What. What's the. Okay, first of all, it's called what's our Podcast?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Which seems to be a bit, perhaps, metatextual.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

In terms of the title of it. What. Tell me a little bit about this piece of art or perhaps maybe just even content. The. Perhaps.

[Beck Bennett]

Art is very. Yeah, that. We're not sure if we're there.

[Kyle Mooney]

We don't want to be the ones to determine whether it's. It's art or not. But the podcast, the proof.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who should decide?

[Beck Bennett]

The artistry section in Wikipedia. If we get one of those.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. On our podcast, but exclusively about the podcast.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

The premise of the show is that we don't know. Speak up.

[Beck Bennett]

Come on.

[Kyle Mooney]

The premise of the show is that we don't know what our podcast should be about. So we have guests come on and pitch us ideas for what they think our podcast should be about, and then.

[Beck Bennett]

We give it a try and see if it works.

[Scott Aukerman]

And so it's a new theme every week.

[Beck Bennett]

Yep, that's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

New podcast. And we're. We're genuinely searching for our podcast. We have.

[Kyle Mooney]

And, you know, you can imagine, Beck and I, we're. We're novices.

[Scott Aukerman]

We're.

[Kyle Mooney]

We're turn. You know, we're trudging the. We're trying to figure out the whole podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're.

[Kyle Mooney]

This is a pro.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, like, I put in my 10,000 hours.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, yes, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

And. And that's about as many hours as I want to put in. Quite honestly, I'm searching for an off ramp at this point. But now, you guys, how long is this podcast? Every week? I would assume it's like 10, 12 hours or.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, well, unfortunately, we've only done, like, every episode is about an hour, hour and a half. We've tried to do 12 hours, but it just was not working.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Way too long for one episode to do 12 hours. Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many episodes have you done at this point?

[Kyle Mooney]

We probably about 14.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And are you on Time's top 100 podcast yet?

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, no, we're coming out on Wednesday. We're coming out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, okay. This will. It's out already. By the time this episode comes out.

[Beck Bennett]

By the time the episode comes out. But by the time we're talking about it right now, it hasn't come out.

[Scott Aukerman]

But by the time it comes out, it should be on time. Top 100 podcast. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I think That'll hopefully boost the Real Me album sales too, and sort of. Or awareness of it, I guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you talk about it on your podcast or is it quite a bit? Or is it only this quite a bit?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm hoping to back and I. And, you know, we haven't really had the full conversation.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, this is kind of the news to me.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would love to spend a little more, like, have a little corner of the podcast where we sort of talk about the album and see how we can, like, outreach and get more people aware.

[Scott Aukerman]

Podcasts don't really have corners. They. They're pretty much a straight line. Like, you press play, and then it's a straight line.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And he's one of the. One of the kings. What he says is. Is law in the podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could do a podcast that you end, like in the middle of this of a sentence, and then it starts over and it's the middle of the sentence that you just ended. And then it would be circular, but still no corners. Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay. That's something that we're gonna try.

[Kyle Mooney]

I don't need to do. I don't need to do the corner.

[Beck Bennett]

Thing, but we're gonna do the thing where we end an episode mid sentence and pick up with that sentence on the next episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep. It'll be something like this.

[Beck Bennett]

That's really cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's really cool.

[Beck Bennett]

That's really cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

But yeah, we were like, we don't.

[Beck Bennett]

Know what our podcast should be about. Maybe it's that.

[Kyle Mooney]

What's your favorite podcast?

[Scott Aukerman]

Probably Comedy Bang Bang.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Cool. It's a good one.

[Beck Bennett]

It's a really good one.

[Scott Aukerman]

You should check it out.

[Beck Bennett]

Classic. Oh, I love.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not on Time's top 100 podcasts. Oh, hey, what are you gonna do? What is the.

[Kyle Mooney]

What's the. The finest accolade you've received in life or. I was talking about for the podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

For the podcast. Finest accolade, huh? I think the AV Club once called it funny or deliciously funny.

[Beck Bennett]

AV Club. That's huge. Yeah, yeah, Delicious.

[Scott Aukerman]

The now defunct AV Club perhaps coming back.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Audio visual club. A lot of people don't know.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do the audio visual stuff, I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Did we ever win a webby? Who knows with those things? You know what I mean?

[Kyle Mooney]

Let us know in the comments if we've ever. If the show's ever won a webby.

[Scott Aukerman]

A little. Yeah, just go ahead, press pause right now and let us know in the comments if the show's ever won a webby, and then press Pause again. Which should unpause it. There should. This should be two different buttons. Don't you think?

[Beck Bennett]

It's very confusing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's like what? Like what I'm supposed to press. Pause again. No, I don't want it paused.

[Beck Bennett]

I already have it paused. Where's the play button? You ever get that, Kyle? You ever kind of. I was messed up around there.

[Kyle Mooney]

I had a conversation with this. About this with a friend of mine recently.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was it on the drive over here when you were dropped off?

[Kyle Mooney]

I was actually talking with you.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the drive over here and I did drop you off, actually.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And then I kind of fixed the parking of the car. And then I got out of the car too.

[Scott Aukerman]

I dropped myself off because a two drop off trip.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Beck Bennett]

Doing us both a favor. Yeah, it's pretty cool. We've always looked out for each other.

[Kyle Mooney]

That way we actually live. This is. This might kind of blow your brains out here, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Again, I don't know.

[Beck Bennett]

That is a little scary to say what you're about to do is going to blow his brains out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

We actually live close to each other, so we, we. We carpool, you know.

[Scott Aukerman]

The two of you do?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Was that intentional or was that a happy accident?

[Beck Bennett]

That was a really, really happy accident.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so did you buy your houses on the same day and then you walk out the front door and look at each other?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And we. But I can't get away from this guy. And we.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm here. Here's Johnny. Remember that?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, I was just talking to my buddy about that.

[Beck Bennett]

The Face through the Door.

[Kyle Mooney]

About what?

[Scott Aukerman]

The Shining or Johnny Carson?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm not sure.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm not sure either.

[Beck Bennett]

Kyle actually did that as a prank to me when we moved in. He really took an ax to my front door and then he put his face in and said, here's Johnny. And it was so scary. It was really upsetting.

[Scott Aukerman]

At what time?

[Beck Bennett]

It was. It was right around like bedtime for my son. So, like he was going down. We were kind of getting everything quiet and we hear this axe at the front door chopping it down. We're all scared. We call the police. Then Kyle sticks his. His glasses through the wind. The little crack.

[Scott Aukerman]

Here's Johnny. That was eerily accurate too.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, thanks, brother.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it was really upsetting.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so fun. Well, you know what else is fun is the podcast. What's our podcast? It is out now. Now you guys are. How long do you feel like you're gonna do this. Are you guys just dilettantes who are gonna do this for like 20 episodes and then you're out or what's going on?

[Beck Bennett]

Maybe? That actually really could be.

[Scott Aukerman]

It sounds pretty much like a celebrity. Snl. Former SNL cast member podcast commitment.

[Beck Bennett]

We don't have the grit. You know, we don't have. We don't have the balls. We don't have the backbone. We don't have the. We don't have the feet or the leg. It doesn't have legs.

[Scott Aukerman]

Courage.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And then body parts.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't have the chin, the waddle, the eyebrows.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, none of those.

[Kyle Mooney]

How about you? When in the process of growing this podcast, did you ever. Were you ever like, this is taking too long or was it a hit immediately? When did, when did you commit? When is it like this is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you know, I started out just as a simple, simple man with a dream and the email address of every famous comedian in Los Angeles. And I just grew it from there and it was just, you know, it was.

[Beck Bennett]

It was a commitment, but labor of love.

[Scott Aukerman]

Labor of love.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's all it was. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And now we're here.

[Beck Bennett]

Now we're here. That's fantastic. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, we've come to the end of this segment and I have to go to commercial, but did you talk about your podcast enough or is there anything else you want to say?

[Beck Bennett]

It's just really nice to do this, to get back together with my friend Goof around in a room and cable to listen.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's been a lot of fun. Check it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

More like the rubber room. You guys are so crazy. And I bet this podcast is crazy too.

[Beck Bennett]

There's like a. The condoms or something because me and Kyle are always wearing condoms.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Well, babe, I'm glad your practice comes.

[Kyle Mooney]

Back to my cummy gummy stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, what's. Our podcast is out right now. The first step. So who's on the first episode?

[Beck Bennett]

Frank Gillespie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Frank Gillespie?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, Frank Gillespie. Two mentions in one episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Beck Bennett]

We got a two episode release. It's Fran Gillespie and Mark Marin.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fantastic. You know he's not doing that WTF anymore. Maybe you guys could.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, maybe we should talk about that on the podcast with him when he's on the episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, take it. No, no, just take over his show.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would love to.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, wtf. Yeah, I think we tried, but he locked the gate.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah, he always talks about. Of course, of course. Me and B might want to change the name to dtf.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, hell yeah. That's nice. High five. I love that we gotta get more high fives on this show. So I'm glad that you, you started a trend, hopefully. Yeah. Do another one. Yeah, I love it. I'm just sitting here, but no one's offered me one. But that's all right. No, no, it was too late.

[Beck Bennett]

Too late.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you know what is not too late is it is not too late for you to listen to what's our podcast out right now. A special two episode premiere. One with Fran Gillespie and one with Mark Maron. And we need to take a break if that's okay. When we come back, we're going to have a couple of entrepreneurs. Can you guys stick around?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'd love to.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. We'd love to see an entrepreneur.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Okay. There is going to be a couple live in person. Let's take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Kyle Mooney, more Beck Bennett. It more Comedy Bang Bang right after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We are back here. We have the hosts and proprietors. I would assume you guys own this podcast. Or maybe not.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, our podcast? Yeah, yeah, we own it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You own it? Who are you doing with? Is it.

[Beck Bennett]

We're doing it with Headgum.

[Scott Aukerman]

Headgum. So they probably own the RSS feed.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, they are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I mean, you don't even know what an RSS feed boy.

[Beck Bennett]

All right, well, that's the thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Welcome to podcasting, guys. We don't know what it is difficult transition for. Do you know what CPMs are, my dears?

[Beck Bennett]

That's the thing.

[Kyle Mooney]

Count Power Money.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we got in one. All right. Well, guys, Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett are here. Of course. What's our podcast? Is the podcast special two episode premiere just occurred and those are out now. Anyone could turn this podcast off and listen to them. But why would you do that when we have such great guests coming on right now? Is that right, guys?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Don't turn this off and go listen to our podcast. Stay here. This is a fantastic podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you.

[Beck Bennett]

Stands the test of time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I appreciate that. Well, let's get to our next guests. They're returning. They were on the show a few months back. They are, I believe they're the owners and proprietors of the website cool dickshoes.com. please welcome back to the show Austin and Tony.

[Austin]

Hello here. Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh yeah, they're high fiving.

[Austin]

Okay, great. You said you wanted to see more and we're coming in with humility.

[Scott Aukerman]

I honestly wanted someone to offer me them, but. But now that I have to ask for it again, I'm I'm just going to reject them. So don't. Don't bother at this point.

[Tony]

Well, and therein lies our problem.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you guys have a problem. Oh, we have the show, by the way.

[Tony]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

How's. I'm sorry to hear you have a problem, but let me just explain for Beck and Kyle. Austin and Tony are, I guess, your schoolers.

[Austin]

Yeah, we have. We had a business where we. Well, basically we sold shoes where we drew penises on them. We thought they were.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could choose your own. You could choose the penis that was drawn.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, that's amazing. That's a great idea.

[Tony]

There was three styles and they had different prices and it was an incredible business. However, it did get away from us a little bit.

[Austin]

Yeah. We got a lot of orders on our real online website.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was a real web. You came in here with a real website that people could order these shoes.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Tony]

And we kind of thought when we were asked to do this podcast, we didn't know that people listened to it.

[Austin]

Yeah, that's a problem. Unaware.

[Tony]

We didn't think we would get orders. And then we kind of found out we had a supply and demand issue.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

In that there was a lot of demands.

[Tony]

A lot of demand.

[Scott Aukerman]

Zero supply.

[Austin]

Zero supply. And my dad wouldn't let me hook up my PayPal to the website.

[Tony]

Right.

[Austin]

So I had no way to make money or get money or anything.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Austin]

And I'm the cfo, so that's like really embarrassing for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Chief financial Officer.

[Austin]

That's correct.

[Beck Bennett]

Can I. Can I ask a question about the business?

[Austin]

Oh, for sure. It's awesome.

[Beck Bennett]

You guys would have a shoe and you. You would draw on the shoe and send the people the shoe who ordered it. Or would they send their shoes in and you would draw on their shoes?

[Scott Aukerman]

Did you ever figure that out? I can't remember.

[Tony]

Ideally, it would be the first one. However, we didn't have access to shoes.

[Austin]

Yeah. We had no way to get money. And Jason Manzuka said he would invest and then we forgot to email him and Slash didn't know his email address.

[Tony]

We didn't have his email address, though we did guess it a few. And now we are in contact with a wonderful man in Florida.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, good. Okay. Is it a different Jason Manzukas?

[Tony]

Yeah, it is.

[Austin]

Yeah. It's not him.

[Tony]

Oh, no. But he has a. An alligator skin business and we're interested in learning more about that. So we're meeting up next week.

[Austin]

Yeah. Another problem we're having. All the girls in our class got really mad at Us, we thought these dick shoes would be, like, really funny and awesome, but actually, like, like, all the girls got mad, and now what.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there to get mad about? It's just a fun product. I mean, would you. If. I mean, would you order some of these shoes?

[Beck Bennett]

Absolutely. I wish I could. I mean, if you guys had the shoes and you were able to fulfill the orders and everything, I would definitely sound fun.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would definitely.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, because you said that there are three different types of bits that you can put on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me. Let me show you these. This is a real website.

[Kyle Mooney]

This is.

[Beck Bennett]

Whoa.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is the Mr. And this is the Tony, and then this is the Austin. By the way, you got. Your guys's name are Austin and Tony, and these are representative of your.

[Tony]

Yeah, and actually, we'd really like to get away from that website as we are rebuilding our brand.

[Austin]

We are rebuilding our brand and coming in with humility. I think we lost a lot of people's trust, but, yeah, girls in school, the girls and all orders we couldn't fulfill. Yeah, people were pretty upset.

[Scott Aukerman]

We, We. We.

[Tony]

We come in with humility, and we come in with a plan.

[Scott Aukerman]

It.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Austin was $100, by the way, and the Tony is only 45.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was wondering about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Why is the Austin so much more expensive?

[Tony]

Well, we value it at. At. At an emotional price.

[Austin]

We're getting away from it, though.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to keep coming back.

[Austin]

Prom is around the corner, you guys. Prom's around the corner.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the girls are really around the corner. It's right around the corner.

[Austin]

Exactly. Yeah. And it's. It's. We're not in a great spot here.

[Tony]

No. So we're starting a new company.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Tony]

It has a website.

[Scott Aukerman]

What year are you in school, by the way?

[Tony]

We're about to be. We're seniors.

[Austin]

We're seniors.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're about to be seniors.

[Austin]

We're about to be seniors.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Tony]

Which means we're juniors. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I mean, you must be starting school. It's right after labor, you know, very close to Labor Day, Right?

[Tony]

Correct, sir.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe it might actually be Labor Day today. So you might be starting tomorrow. Is that what it is?

[Tony]

Happy day of labor.

[Austin]

Happy day.

[Tony]

And so we encourage you to now go to our new website.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's your new website?

[Tony]

We sell printers. Not dick shoes dot com.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay, so that's a real website.

[Tony]

It's a real website, you guys.

[Beck Bennett]

And you sell printers?

[Austin]

Yes.

[Kyle Mooney]

I want to see this website.

[Tony]

We currently have printers for sale.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah, let's see. It says don't be mad.

[Tony]

Printers.

[Scott Aukerman]

Printers, don't be mad.

[Tony]

That's a message for the girl, along.

[Scott Aukerman]

With a picture of you both with mustache. We're serious now. We sell printers only. We are not liable for what you print on your own printer.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Then you have a picture of the cool dick shoes with a. Almost like one of those Ghostbusters symbols. But you know what I mean when I say Ghostbusters symbols. Yeah. This is more of an X, though, because I believe the Ghostbusters just had one.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not. We're not trying to get into legal trouble with Ghostbusters or any more trouble at all, really.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think the Reitman family might have some words with you if you were to just do. Especially if there was a ghost or slimer.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

AKA onion. And. And then there's a little. A little section that says, our printer collection.

[Tony]

Yeah. We have three printers for sale, and we have four total printers. So what we. What the problem we ran.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have three for sale and four total.

[Tony]

Yeah, we have. There's three for sale and four total. One is. We have two of them.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, three for sale.

[Austin]

Yeah. So one of the models, we have double.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have four total that you're selling, but three styles.

[Tony]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kyle Mooney]

The prices vary in a. In a sort of substantial way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right. Yeah. So printer number one is $1,302.88. Yeah.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And tell me about this printer.

[Tony]

So it's at his dad's work.

[Austin]

Yeah. And that one is easy because a lot of times I go with my dad to work and he goes to a meeting, I can go in there and get the printer.

[Tony]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

So easy access for you.

[Austin]

Yeah. But still, it's, like, a little bit tough because there's people in the halls, so I'd have to, like, sneak past them either putting a printer in my shirt or backpack. If I could get one, maybe you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Could get, like, a long trench coat and have it be the head, you know, And.

[Austin]

Oh. So, like, I would play the character of a printer as I walked out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Austin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tony]

Wait, I. Yeah, dude. You can do that? Sure.

[Austin]

Okay.

[Tony]

How would you do it?

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you make a printer noise?

[Austin]

Xerox.

[Scott Aukerman]

I actually don't think Xerox was a sound effect. I think it was the company.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh. I bought it, so. Yeah. If Scott was there, you would have been.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I'm. I'm a. I'm a savvy printer buyer, so I know these things.

[Tony]

Oh, you like printers?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, also, a Xerox isn't necessarily a Printer. I believe it's a copy machine.

[Austin]

Oh, dude.

[Scott Aukerman]

This appears to be an Epson, though.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of the premier models that we have. So that jacks up the price.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe Epson is on a monopoeia in some way. Like Epson, Epson, Epson. That sounds like print printed pages coming out.

[Tony]

It does, it does. Epson, Epson, Epson. Now I have my paper.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Yeah, so that one. That one's 1300 bucks and change.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Then we have printer number two is $40.

[Tony]

Yeah. Because we have two of those.

[Austin]

Yeah. And that one's just that. That's in. That's in our houses.

[Tony]

That's in our houses. It's easy to grab. We priced it at the work for us. Because obviously what happened with the dick shoe thing is that, like, we had a bunch of customers, but we didn't have a supply. So now we're asking for the chain to start with the customer to create the question of which we answer.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try to. Try to re. Say that phrase in. In more of a. A way. That would make sense.

[Tony]

That makes sense. Got it.

[Austin]

Yeah. So just to be clear. Yeah, we. We. We are a little stoned. We smoke for focus now. Not.

[Tony]

It's medicine.

[Austin]

It's medicine for us. But yeah, we're. We're men now. We used to be boys.

[Scott Aukerman]

What, your seniors at this point?

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How old are you? Are you 17, 19 still, or. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You'll turn 18, though, in the middle of your senior year, perhaps.

[Tony]

Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly.

[Austin]

That's what's gonna happen.

[Tony]

And then we're moving out immediately and we're living in the shed. Yeah, yeah, my parents have a shed and we're gonna live in there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not moving out.

[Beck Bennett]

If you're still. They own it and they're proper.

[Tony]

No, because, well, we have our own roof and stuff. What are you guys talking about?

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, it's their roof. If they're right. If they're. If it's on their property and they're paying for it, then you're just living in one of the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Their.

[Beck Bennett]

One of their roofs.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess you could own the roof, though. You could work out some sort of a deal with your.

[Tony]

Well, we're not trying to move out of the roof. We're trying to move out of the house.

[Beck Bennett]

Right, but the house has a roof, right? Does the shed have a roof? You're still under one of their roofs.

[Austin]

I didn't know you could have multiple roofs.

[Tony]

I thought You.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. We apologize, Kyle. Anything you want to say?

[Kyle Mooney]

I, I, I understand the roof confusion, but I guess I'm just curious. Curious. So. So if I'm a potential customer.

[Austin]

Yes.

[Kyle Mooney]

Absolutely.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Austin]

If you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to look at everybody.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everyone is a potential customer.

[Kyle Mooney]

The hope here, I, in theory, like, I'm mostly drawn to the 40 printer, and I believe there's one more, which is. How much is that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, the printer number three is 12022.64.

[Beck Bennett]

And that's the one that I'm more drawn to because I like flashy things. I like to just, like, spend a lot on stuff and so I can talk about it and bring people over to my house.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're getting a lot of those sweet Superman Zids.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Residuals.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, they are. They're. I have to do something with it. You know, I have to show. I have to. I'm in a big movie. I have to have fancy printers.

[Scott Aukerman]

What, are you gonna just, like, hoard cash? Like, their old newspapers or something? You gotta spend it.

[Beck Bennett]

That's what I do. With old newspapers.

[Scott Aukerman]

And. And cats. Of course.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, of cats. Cats, of course. Cats.

[Tony]

You have a lot of cats?

[Scott Aukerman]

Of course. Of cats.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, old cats that I stack and old cats.

[Scott Aukerman]

New cats.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, new cats. And old cats. The, My old cat. The ones I've had for a while are old, and the ones that I just got are new. So. Anyway. But it's not. It's not about my cats. I just like buying flashy stuff with my Superman residuals to show people that I was in a big Hollywood movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

So I'm interested in that one, which.

[Tony]

Congratulations, by the way.

[Austin]

That's super cool.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're the first people to say that to it, but, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

That's really nice of you. Thank you. I've been waiting for that. We saw a lot of the street. You know, it's like, one thing for the people in the theater to know about the movie, but to be, like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just random people just because they already saw the movie.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, they saw.

[Beck Bennett]

They knew about it.

[Austin]

We saw so many, many TikTok recaps that it was like. We saw it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, okay. Well, that, that works. Yeah.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, thank you.

[Tony]

No problem.

[Scott Aukerman]

So what are the differences of these? Why is this one $12,000?

[Austin]

Okay. The way that pricing works is. And I'm the cfo, so I think I, I can speak to this. The way that pricing works is that we. The work we have to do.

[Tony]

You got it.

[Austin]

Okay. I'm finding it the work you have to do.

[Scott Aukerman]

Go.

[Austin]

Okay. I'm finding it. The work you have to do to get this printer, which is harder because it's farther away. And basically, we need a party bus.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Austin]

Oh, we need a party bus for prom.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like one with like a pole in the middle.

[Austin]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you imagine?

[Tony]

I'd get on that pole and swing around.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, it's for the girls. Yeah.

[Austin]

No, it's not for us to play on, bro.

[Scott Aukerman]

With like, neon lights and. And a CD player and stuff.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Austin]

CD player. Can you imagine?

[Tony]

Man, I would jump around with that thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah. It might skip if you do that. That's good.

[Tony]

That's like a remix, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, in a lot of ways.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Tony]

Always wanted to be a dj.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you have people you're taking to prom with you?

[Tony]

It is a Sadie Hawkins.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, a Sadie Hawkins Prom.

[Tony]

Which means the girls choose.

[Austin]

Yeah, I see.

[Scott Aukerman]

So. And you're here to let everyone know you're on the market, I would imagine.

[Tony]

And we're serious?

[Austin]

Yes, we're serious.

[Scott Aukerman]

You will go if someone asks you? Absolutely.

[Tony]

No, I'm going to say no. No, please don't give me a hand job. Like what?

[Austin]

Yeah, like what? Like. Yeah, we're just going to take. Already bust through Burger King. Yeah. No, we're going to prom.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just. Just so you manage your expectations. Not everyone gets a hand job at prom. I mean, I did back.

[Beck Bennett]

I did not.

[Scott Aukerman]

You did not get a hand job at prom.

[Beck Bennett]

I don't think so.

[Kyle Mooney]

Did you?

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait till you get. Got home.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And I get. Well from myself. I got one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about you?

[Kyle Mooney]

I got a little more, actually.

[Austin]

Kyle's cooler than Beth.

[Tony]

Okay, cool.

[Austin]

Let's hear.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm finding that out right now. This hurt hurts. Okay.

[Austin]

We're getting hand jobs, though.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're getting hand jobs?

[Austin]

I think so. Yeah. We're. Yeah. We're not gonna be like Beck and have to do it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's great to be optimistic about that, but. So you need a party bus, you know, you can just rent one.

[Tony]

Yeah. With money that we will have from our printer. This printer is particularly hard to get.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why is it so hard to get?

[Tony]

Because it's. Well, my dad works in a bank, and it's the printer that they use to print the money.

[Kyle Mooney]

Money.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whoa.

[Beck Bennett]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're printing money that the bank uses right there.

[Tony]

That's what my dad said.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, interesting. I mean, the sound.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sounds like plates maybe, or.

[Kyle Mooney]

The US Mint is typically the place where they print money.

[Tony]

Oh, yeah, we would love to get our hands on that.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Tony]

Yeah, that's a good printer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fort Knox. Have you ever heard of that?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I have, but I heard that they got rid of all the gold or something like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I heard it's empty now.

[Beck Bennett]

Trump was saying it's empty, that there's some sort of government thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it was weird. Yeah. But I was just like, okay, that's sounds. I mean. Yeah, I mean, you're the president.

[Austin]

Oh, God, the economy, dude. It's gonna be so hard to hawk these printers. All gold's gone.

[Tony]

I know, dude. Well, you know, they're trying to get rid of pennies, too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, they're trying.

[Tony]

They're trying and trying, but they just.

[Scott Aukerman]

Keep turning up everywhere you look.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, that would be a good thing if you guys could collect all the pennies. Help collect all the pennies.

[Tony]

Yeah, don't throw them out. Give us the pennies.

[Austin]

Yeah, don't throw them out. You give us the pennies.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you imagine every penny in the world and a giant coin star that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, man. How big would that coin start?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, talk about printing money, dude.

[Austin]

And then you get a hand job after.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes, I guess.

[Scott Aukerman]

Or more.

[Beck Bennett]

Or more.

[Kyle Mooney]

Dude, can you imagine, Kyle, if you're.

[Beck Bennett]

Just right there at the Coin Star, you see all these pennies going through, printing money. You're just gonna. You just hang out at the Coin Star, getting.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe you could stick your dick into the coin.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, dude.

[Scott Aukerman]

What would happen then, I wonder? It turns out turns into coins or dollar bills. I don't know.

[Beck Bennett]

It depends on how much your penis is valued at.

[Scott Aukerman]

I guess it's one way to find out.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Tony]

When you guys went to prom, did you go with someone that you love?

[Beck Bennett]

I actually did.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whoa.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I think.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you loved them at the time.

[Beck Bennett]

At the time, actually. Oh, no, that was. No, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Still in love.

[Beck Bennett]

It's still in love. Yeah. I love this girl I went with. I'm married and have a child, but still in love.

[Scott Aukerman]

Never got over.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, never got over.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How about you, Kyle? Did you love.

[Kyle Mooney]

I was in love with the person I went with. And you never know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

They.

[Kyle Mooney]

They.

[Scott Aukerman]

They.

[Kyle Mooney]

They might be listening on the other end.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was it reciprocated?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, I think for a moment she.

[Scott Aukerman]

She broke up with. Sounds like more than a moment with what got on at the prom.

[Beck Bennett]

Sounds like it was.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe it was just a moment for you.

[Kyle Mooney]

You know what I mean? All right.

[Scott Aukerman]

I just think about baseball.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was a fun ass night. What can I say?

[Scott Aukerman]

I bet.

[Tony]

Yeah. Because yeah. We want to go with someone that we love, but the person we love most in the world is each other.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's so cool.

[Beck Bennett]

You guys could go to together.

[Tony]

Neither of us are girls.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

It doesn't matter. It's okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. These days anyone can go to prom. Any kind of combination. You look, the entire school could be one couple.

[Tony]

Yeah. Oh, my God. School wants to be a couple.

[Austin]

Then we don't have to go through the humiliation of waiting to be asked. It's a hard position to be.

[Tony]

It's impossible.

[Austin]

Terrible.

[Tony]

But you've been really good. You've been strong.

[Austin]

I feel like I've been. Yeah.

[Tony]

He changed his walk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Walk?

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I guess. I, I've never seen you walk. You've always been sitting here when I entered the room.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

How did you walk?

[Austin]

I get here early. I, I, how did I walk before? Yeah, I, Dude, I did the water polo classic.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know what that is. What's the water polo?

[Tony]

You don't know the water. You don't know Classic.

[Austin]

Dude.

[Tony]

How old are you guys?

[Scott Aukerman]

29. Ish.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, 29. 29 or 40.

[Tony]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

So old.

[Austin]

Yeah, super old.

[Tony]

That's probably why you don't know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

What is the water polo classic?

[Austin]

Is it where you. It's relaxed, shoulders back, kind of groin first, sort of, then, then legs. So lead with groin. Some wavy legs.

[Scott Aukerman]

I worried I would bump into stuff.

[Austin]

And you probably would. The point of groin. Yeah, that happens.

[Tony]

Wear a cup.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a good point. Yeah. Usually when I walk, I'm just like waving my arms in case I hit anything. Then it'll be my arms that hits it instead of my groin.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Tony]

That's smart. You can also get a cane that checks for stuff.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah.

[Tony]

Yeah. Then you can cut in line and stuff.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, That's a good idea.

[Scott Aukerman]

So how do you walk now?

[Austin]

Oh, now I walk with. Now I do the businessman, which is. I always have my hand kind of down in case I need to grab like a briefcase.

[Scott Aukerman]

That way people, how, how often does that happen where you're walking down the halls of school and there's a briefcase that you need to grab?

[Austin]

Not yet, but I'm thinking of planting some. Please don't publish that.

[Tony]

Don't. Can we that out.

[Scott Aukerman]

I, I'll see. Our editing machine has been broken for a number of years. Probably like a decade at this point. My God. I'll see what I can do, though. I'll run it up the chain.

[Austin]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Tony]

Okay, cool.

[Austin]

But yeah, I basically Try to do more of a hand forward, just balanced walk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. Yeah. That sounds awesome. So you've been changing your walk.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

To make yourself more appealing.

[Austin]

Girls to know, like, that I'm like, someone that you could look to for, like, security.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, a lot of women want that. You know, they're looking to hook up with someone who will provide for them.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Style.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I. You know, I always. I'm always trying to figure out what women want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Kyle Mooney]

But. But yeah, that sounds. That sounds accurate.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just watch.

[Beck Bennett]

Watch the movie with Melly G. Millie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gibbs, one of our ambassadors.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, well, give me about 95 minutes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, it's gonna be a little closer to 120, I believe.

[Tony]

It's a long one.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would say we should watch it together, but we unfortunately, we watched that for our 100. 100th episode of Scott hasn't seen. Really? So. Yeah, but you'll. You'll come back for Brother Bear, too.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Tony]

Oh, that's one of my favorite movies.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you like Brother Bear?

[Tony]

I love Brother Bear.

[Scott Aukerman]

We just watched it. How much do you remember about it?

[Kyle Mooney]

I can't remember the character names, but the plot, I feel like.

[Tony]

Were you guys Blackout.

[Austin]

Oh, they were black.

[Tony]

Dude, toast.

[Austin]

Too much Brother Bear, Dude. You guys lived a life.

[Kyle Mooney]

You're in movies.

[Tony]

You have a tequila company, your best friends.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think we have the tequila. Did we start a tequila company?

[Kyle Mooney]

I would love to. We've not started, actually. I do think that's.

[Scott Aukerman]

That.

[Kyle Mooney]

That the three of us.

[Beck Bennett]

That would be great. I think that we would really tap into an untapped market, the five of us.

[Austin]

Five.

[Beck Bennett]

You guys aren't 18 or even 21 yet, so I don't know if you can.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Maybe tobacco.

[Beck Bennett]

Sorry about that. Yeah.

[Tony]

Okay. Yeah, we can be the tobacco wing of.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. When was the last time there was a new cigarette?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Kyle Mooney]

New alcohol, Tequila flavored.

[Scott Aukerman]

Also, the other thing is, like, what about a new shape of a cigarette because they're all long and skinny. What about square? Square?

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Or like a.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just.

[Beck Bennett]

And it's just. Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, I see.

[Tony]

It's as wide as you kind of.

[Beck Bennett]

Put it between your teeth. Yeah. And just pop it.

[Kyle Mooney]

Like a sugar cube.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah. Some people might say, like, oh, why do you have a giant sugar cube in your mouth? It's like, no, I'm smoking.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I think that's great.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that is cool.

[Beck Bennett]

Or maybe we'll do that, the three of us, to make money.

[Tony]

But we were just part of the talk.

[Beck Bennett]

So when you're 18. When you're 18.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Come see us when you're 18.

[Austin]

All right. I'm 18.

[Scott Aukerman]

No.

[Tony]

Happy birthday to you.

[Austin]

Happy birthday. Oh, now, here's the cake. I'm 18.

[Beck Bennett]

I mean, Kyle's dumb, but he's not stupid.

[Austin]

Is he not?

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm not.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's. He's a dumb idiot, but he's not a stupid.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've done some stupid. I've done some stupid things, but I'm not as stupid as people think. I'm. I'm actually more. A little smarter than people think.

[Tony]

Dude, what.

[Scott Aukerman]

What.

[Tony]

What are you. What are you smart at? I'll test it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You.

[Kyle Mooney]

I love numbers.

[Tony]

Okay, what's five? Nine.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you like adding them together? Fourteen.

[Kyle Mooney]

I know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right.

[Beck Bennett]

See? Look at that. He's so not bad. Not bad.

[Kyle Mooney]

He didn't even hit me again.

[Tony]

Number, square root of 69.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hell, yeah. That.

[Kyle Mooney]

That. That would be my prom night.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hell, yeah. Whoa. Wow.

[Beck Bennett]

I really want you guys to go to prom. I want you to find somebody you love. I want you to get the bus.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could go together and love each other.

[Tony]

We should.

[Austin]

Dude, you think so?

[Tony]

I mean. Well, hey, let's see how the. The printer sales go because.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because you might be able to get a party bus.

[Tony]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get a party bus without it. Why do you want a party bus, by the way?

[Austin]

Like, because that's where people finger bang most of the time. They finger bang in a party most of the time.

[Tony]

Most of the time.

[Austin]

You know, that's the best sentence in the human language.

[Scott Aukerman]

Language. What is this? Now, that.

[Tony]

That's where people finger bang is the best sentence.

[Austin]

No, no, no. Finger banging a party bus.

[Scott Aukerman]

Finger bang in a party bus.

[Austin]

Finger banging a party bus.

[Tony]

Oh, Kyle M. Is that a song?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. You know, I like to try to keep myself a little, like, outside of the blue material. But, like, if we could come up with. If we could come up with a metaphor or a synonym.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, your album doesn't have one of those parental advisories?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, it's actually fully clean. There's not really a lot of explicit stuff happening. But, you know, maybe. Sorry, the phrase is. Is finger banging in the party.

[Scott Aukerman]

Finger bang in the party bus.

[Kyle Mooney]

So what if it's like, finger fun. Finger fun in the party.

[Tony]

Say party bus. Yeah, you can definitely say.

[Scott Aukerman]

I feel like it's like I would under. You know, I. I feel like I would get party bus.

[Kyle Mooney]

Doesn't seem like, timeless enough either I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Feel like, yeah, maybe hand in hand I like hand in hand as the carriage goes hand in hand on the.

[Kyle Mooney]

Road Something else is happening Hand in hand on the road Hand in hand.

[Beck Bennett]

On the road yeah, that's gonna need some snacks. How about. How about some nuts and raisins and a big stick of pepperoni or something? I'm so sorry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Something's happening down there. No, that's too literal. Hand in hand on the road I think I found something and I think I found a secret inside Hand in.

[Austin]

Hand down the road Hand in hand.

[Kyle Mooney]

I feel like I'm gonna like this ride on the road I think I found a secret inside Hand in hand on the road I think I'm gonna.

[Tony]

Like this ride don't unload your load.

[Austin]

On the road yeah, that's.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's pretty good too, Honestly. What was doing?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I was. I was just kind of.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just.

[Beck Bennett]

I was kind of. I'm more. More like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, you know, sometimes it's. It's good to hear terribly shitty things because that inspires you to go like, oh, no, I should try harder and make it so. I didn't hear what you.

[Beck Bennett]

I was kind of talking about grabbing a snack. Like nuts and wrinkly raisins. Kind of a euphemism for balls. And the pepperoni stick, like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, we're trying to keep it clean though, here.

[Beck Bennett]

Sorry about that, cuz sometimes on a road trip, you grab snacks, but maybe.

[Kyle Mooney]

Like, instead of grabbing nuts, it's like playing around golf.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh.

[Kyle Mooney]

Because it's. The golf balls are sort of.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a lot.

[Tony]

Like, that's a walk. Yeah, it's a long walk.

[Kyle Mooney]

So you don't like it?

[Tony]

Oh, no, it doesn't work for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Austin is saying that to do 18 holes, it's a long walk.

[Austin]

It's a long, wonderful walk.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

But you do like it?

[Tony]

I do like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Tony]

Yeah, yeah. But I don't like to walk. Not long.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. When Austin says it doesn't work for him. Yeah, he's saying that. Golfing. Yes.

[Tony]

Yeah, exactly.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Tony]

I'm a really positive guy, so, yeah, most things work for me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, exactly. Well, this all sounds great. I mean, we sell printers, not dickshoes dot com. You have a place where people can enter their names and a message about why they want it.

[Tony]

That's what's really important is, like, we didn't know because we made this. We started a company and we got a bunch of orders, but we didn't know if they were jokes or not.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Tony]

So we didn't know how to, how to send the shoes to people. We did, in fact, get one address, however, we did not follow through.

[Austin]

We forgot.

[Tony]

Yeah, we forgot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. You guys just weren't prepared for the amount of traffic I think, that your website got from being on Comedy Bank.

[Tony]

Again, we had no idea there was anybody, really.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's all right. I mean, but I, I, I. At this point, though, you do have the printers? You have access to the printer?

[Austin]

We have access. We don't quite have them yet, but we can assure you that we'll follow through this time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. Well, I want everyone to head over there to. We sell pr, not dickshoes dot com. We're gonna take a break here. Kyle and Beck, I know you guys have to go. Is that right?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have to go do your own podcast.

[Beck Bennett]

We gotta go record a couple episodes.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's fine.

[Kyle Mooney]

Thank you again, Scott. Always.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no problem. But Austin and Tony, you're gonna stick around because when we come back, we're gonna have two guests all the way from New York City. This is exciting. I'm sorry that you guys.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I'm so bummed. I can't stay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, too bad. But let's take a break. When we come back, we'll have more Austin and Tony and two guests all the way from New York City. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We are back. Austin and Tony, formerly of cool dickshoes.com now of. We sell printers, not dick shoes dot com. And at this point, I mean, I know that we're recording this in advance of releasing it. It's not a live release, but I can only imagine the orders that are just coming through. Hopefully you'll get four orders. Right? That's how many you want.

[Tony]

With a compelling case of why.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's right. Because people have to write down why they want the printer.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So are. If you get more orders than the four, are you going to be sifting through what people write and judging who is going to get. Get it based on merit or.

[Austin]

Yeah, based on merit and like, compelling case. Because here's the thing. If you can reverse the com. The customer relationship, where they feel like they're on the spot, then they'll be more like.

[Scott Aukerman]

So they're selling the printers to you. You're buying the printers.

[Tony]

They're pitching to us.

[Austin]

They're pitch us. We're. That makes us in charge.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's. You guys are pros.

[Tony]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, I'm so glad we started having entrepreneurs back on the show.

[Tony]

Yeah, I think it was a good choice.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we have a couple of guests coming up right now. Have. Have you guys ever been to New York City?

[Tony]

Oh, we did. We went on. We took Google Glasses and we did a virtual tour of Times Square together.

[Scott Aukerman]

On the. Google Glasses.

[Austin]

Yeah, Google Glasses.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Well, let's talk to them. They're all the way from New York City. Please welcome for the first time on the show, the Buggle Brothers.

[Beck Bennett]

Hey. So good to be here. So great to be here. Scott. Thanks so much for having us on the show.

[Kyle Mooney]

Nice to see you, Scott. Big fan of the podcast. Actually. This one is when I go jogging.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you do? Oh, so nice. It inspires you to work out.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, yeah. No, I just wanted you a really.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great body, by the way.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh. Oh, that's actually one of the. That's one of the first times someone said that to me like that. Wow, that's like. You're really, really nice.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it's incredible. I've always thought it was actually in incredible shape. Sort of like a. Sort of like a. Just like an apple or something like that.

[Kyle Mooney]

And here goes my brother, actually compliment me. Like, he's like, the nicest guy ever all of a sudden. That was really nice of you.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, well, I actually never thought about actually commenting on your body until Scott did right now.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, I actually think you actually think you look really great, too. I. I know I don't always take the moment to tell you, but you actually really look incredible.

[Beck Bennett]

Thanks, brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

And this is Austin and Tony, by the way.

[Beck Bennett]

Hey, Tony.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm. I'm Brian Buggle.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm Bron Buggle.

[Austin]

Oh, cool.

[Tony]

Hi, guys.

[Scott Aukerman]

Br. My brother.

[Kyle Mooney]

My brother Brendan.

[Scott Aukerman]

So Brendan and Brian Bug.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's Brendan.

[Beck Bennett]

It's actually Brunon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Br. It's Brundon. Okay, I guess I wrote it down wrong. Brundon and Brian Bugle.

[Beck Bennett]

Just Bugle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bugle. I'm. I beg your pardon? I'm sorry. Everything's all.

[Kyle Mooney]

Could be sort of. Could be sort of a tongue twist to put.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it's a Bnb Bungle.

[Scott Aukerman]

But tell me, you guys are all the way from New York City.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes, absolutely. We actually came in from New York City. That's.

[Scott Aukerman]

You live there. You reside there, or.

[Kyle Mooney]

We do reside. We do reside there. We actually. We work there. We do. We work in tourism out in New York City.

[Scott Aukerman]

We do.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh. Sort of the lifeblood of the city in a way. So, you know, it's one of the biggest Tourism. Cities in the. In the whole world. So, yeah, we just help. We just. We work in tourism.

[Scott Aukerman]

When you say you work in tourism, what do you mean? What's what exactly?

[Kyle Mooney]

That's. Oh, well, thanks so much for asking. That's actually a really good question. I see why. I see why they put you the number one spot.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

McCall seat right here.

[Kyle Mooney]

Absolutely. I don't know what that reference means, but that is very interesting. We. Are you aware of Central Park?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm aware of it, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

In fact, I'm so aware of it. I've been there and I have memories of it. Oh, I'm not there currently.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, that makes. That makes our life easier.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, we don't. Have you explained that it's a big park in the middle of a city? Right. So this is pretty much the center.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of New York City.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Giant park.

[Beck Bennett]

Right in the central of it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And it's. So there are all sorts of things there. You know, there's big rocks and grass.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I went there for the rocks.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Most people do. A lot of people do go there for the rocks. But a nice way to get around Central park is the. Is it horses?

[Kyle Mooney]

Are you ready? The horse drawn carriages.

[Scott Aukerman]

I have ridden one.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, so he's. And it makes our lives easier.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

So.

[Scott Aukerman]

But explain it for those people and maybe Austin and Tony. Have you ever ridden on a horse drawn carriage?

[Austin]

Just on the Google glasses gases.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. That was covered in the goo Goo gases.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

So actually some people don't know this about the horses, is that they're not native to Central Park. They're not. They weren't. That's not their natural habitat. They shipped in.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're shifted. They came over on ships.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think actually came back from way back in the day from when the Mayflower, all that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, you know, they. They have grandparents and of course, children.

[Beck Bennett]

And grandchildren and so on and so forth.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. No, these aren't the original ones that travel. Oh, I see.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, yeah, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't want to apologize if I misspoke earlier.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I don't think you misspoke, but it was. It was definitely a. Not a disagreement, but a misunderstanding.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah, no, no. These aren't the same ones that came over to Mayflower.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

These are.

[Scott Aukerman]

These are generations after generations, generations upon generation. I mean, the Mayflower came over here in what. In the.

[Kyle Mooney]

That was old.

[Beck Bennett]

That was 40s or something.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think that was. Yeah, that was before. That was before black and white tv.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. So, okay, so we all know about the horses, right?

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And so, and so there are other animals in the park that are native to the park and they. They live there and it's all good. There's nothing needs to be done. They live there, but with the horses.

[Kyle Mooney]

The horses have a very specific way of living, I would say, sort of physiologically, if you're not aware, the horses are. They're much like us. They will eat food.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're much like humans in that regard. They do eat food, Right?

[Kyle Mooney]

Absolutely.

[Beck Bennett]

And we need to feed them. And they break down the food in their bodies with their digestive tracts. Right. And they get all the nutrients they need out of it. And then whatever.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whatever they don't need, they expel.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly.

[Kyle Mooney]

And now you're making all lives a little easier.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. That's what I'm here to do.

[Beck Bennett]

Sometimes when we tell people about this, they get really confused and we have to pull a picture or something.

[Kyle Mooney]

I'm gonna raise my hand right now. I'm swearing to God you're making my life a lot easier. But yes. So as. As you were saying. So the horses. Yeah. And what my brother Brendan was saying earlier, earlier, the horses will. They will, you know, churn out this food. And this food, as you say, will become a discharge, if you will.

[Beck Bennett]

Some people call it horseshit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes, that's the indelicate way of saying it. But they all do it.

[Beck Bennett]

In our business, we call it discharge.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yes. Because this is what our business, essentially, this is our business. We go around, we collect the horseshit from the horses out in Central Park.

[Beck Bennett]

Because if we did it, it would actually be a huge parliament. All the tourists would be stepping in it and they wouldn't come to New York City. City anymore. So. And. And the horses, we can't get rid of the horses because they came over Here in the 40s a long time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ago and people enjoy the rides and.

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, as by now. And just to. Just to be. Just to be fully transparent, to be making my life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wonder Woman's plane.

[Beck Bennett]

My.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I have a friend who is in the movie Superman.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle Mooney]

I want to see that. But.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he probably knows about Wonder Woman. Yeah. I've not been invisible.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've not been able to see a movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wish he was here, could have heard me say, say that he would give me a high five.

[Beck Bennett]

And we do love high fives too. We always are high fiving each other. So that's a really amazing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Once you guys can I see you try to do one.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, absolutely.

[Beck Bennett]

There we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that was. Okay, first of all, you're just holding hands and it was really low, right? That was like ankle level.

[Austin]

Intimate.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, it was a bit of a mistake. And if. If I had another opportunity, I actually really think I could.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want a second crack at it?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, now you're. Now one hand is on top of the other and you're sort of making like a shadow puppet of fish.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. And that is.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's actually a very accurate description.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. But it's. It's a common misconception because it's just our hands. It's not a fish.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. It's very common.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would love to. If, if, if you get the moment or if you get a chance later, I would love for you to sort of just give a sense of how the proper way to do. High five.

[Scott Aukerman]

We can do a tutorial after this.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, actually, really? That. That would make.

[Scott Aukerman]

Stick around after the show.

[Kyle Mooney]

Make my life a lot easier.

[Beck Bennett]

But so actually the thing is. So, yeah, we are actually in charge of collecting all this.

[Scott Aukerman]

So there's a. There's only a few ways around this problem. Of all the horseshit in Central Park.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

You could get rid of the horses.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

But people enjoy the rides too much. And the horses came over from the right.

[Beck Bennett]

They were here before any of us.

[Tony]

They, they. You guys have to deal with it in the, in the Google Go glasses too.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, do you see? Do you catch this on the Google Glasses?

[Scott Aukerman]

My name are Google Glasses.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. Actually, I was thinking maybe I should start calling them Dooo Glass.

[Beck Bennett]

That would be actually a really good idea.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know if they'd sell as many units.

[Kyle Mooney]

We'll keep it at Google Glasses then.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, people do have a negative connotation with doo doo and horseshit. And it was just kind of frustrating for us because we work in the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Industry, but it's the only reason you have a job. Because if there wasn't negative something, we.

[Beck Bennett]

Actually have to clarify you.

[Kyle Mooney]

This is currently volunteer work.

[Beck Bennett]

And we show up because we knew that there was a job that needed to be done and there was. Nobody was doing it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And so we. We were hearing all the tourists.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why do you think no one was doing it? Were you walking through Central?

[Kyle Mooney]

We're not sure because we've seen these things. Grab that one, Grab that. I'm. I'm getting excited. I'm getting interested. Well, what's that one gonna feel like?

[Scott Aukerman]

What's that? What?

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, is that. Why is that one a little more bubbly than the other one.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. So, yeah, we're collecting them and collecting them. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

At first we were just. At first we were just fans.

[Beck Bennett]

What you say?

[Scott Aukerman]

And now then you became collectors.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, yes.

[Kyle Mooney]

And then we're like, oh, we're actually help. And you know, we actually. I remember. I remember this very first time when one of the horse ride. When one of the. One of the guys, he was the pilot above the bucky.

[Scott Aukerman]

The horse pilot.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was funny.

[Scott Aukerman]

In the business it's called a horse pilot.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, a buggy pilot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

He. He was like, oh, thanks for grabbing that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like, oh, wow.

[Kyle Mooney]

I guess we.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he.

[Beck Bennett]

I guess we're actually doing something good here.

[Scott Aukerman]

He turned around and said over his shoulder, hey, thanks for grabbing that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, Nice guy.

[Beck Bennett]

I remember the day. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Older gentleman. Really nice guy.

[Beck Bennett]

Older gentleman. That's when it clicked for us. I guess we have a job to do.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. So we've been. We've spent the last 16, 17 years.

[Scott Aukerman]

16, 17 years. Just on a volunteer basis.

[Kyle Mooney]

And we grabbed. We grabbed. We grabbed the shit. We bring it back to our home, wrap it up.

[Beck Bennett]

Because it comes to sometimes, depending on what the horse is, it can be kind of like clay. You can make a little thing with it. You can give it away in the streets, too.

[Kyle Mooney]

I like to make. Because I've actually been making little tiny figurines and I love to give these little kitties around our apartment building.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. I've been making bowls and plates and stuff out of it. We use them.

[Kyle Mooney]

You can use it to eat porridge or soup or whatever. Whatever you put in a bowl.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know that I would necessarily want to eat out of a horseshit bowl.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, it's sanitized.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, we wash them. Soap and water in hose.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hose water?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, hose water.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know when that's entirely sanitized.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, I don't know, because actually our permission is next to a restaurant.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

So that's how we have access to that.

[Scott Aukerman]

You piqued my interest.

[Kyle Mooney]

So, yeah, this restaurant, I believe it's more sort of French fair.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, it's French fair. And they serve French fusion.

[Kyle Mooney]

Maybe I say maybe something like that.

[Beck Bennett]

Something like that. Maybe New York City.

[Kyle Mooney]

Of course.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Of course. It costs off the yin yang.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, sure.

[Beck Bennett]

But they serve the people to water there. And so we use the same water to clean our with. And then we, you know, scope that into bows.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

I still don't think it's sanitary. Even though you're using restaurant water.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, you know, that's a he said, she said scenario. I think it's just fun.

[Tony]

Now, are you guys charging for the, for the bulls?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, this is something we would really. And actually it's really interesting to be talking to you guys because I know it's a small business types, which is really fascinating.

[Austin]

Yeah. Was it my walk?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, exactly.

[Beck Bennett]

We saw the way you with your. The, the crotch was forward.

[Austin]

No. Oh, I reverted.

[Kyle Mooney]

We would, we would love to. We would love to start making some money because it is, it is a tough. It's a tough life being people who just sort of collect the horseshit and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

And do sort of interesting stuff with the horseshit.

[Beck Bennett]

There's a lot of misconceptions around it.

[Scott Aukerman]

One of the mis. Misconceptions, because people think it's not.

[Beck Bennett]

Think of something that we just do for ourselves and like, that we liked it or that it's dirty or it's stinky or it's nasty.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so which of those are misconceptions that we.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, it's just that what. Those are actually misconceptions, but the misconception is that all that stuff is bad.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. There's negative connotation.

[Beck Bennett]

We're actually helping the city and we're actually not all heroes wear capes like Superman.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wish my friend was here right now.

[Beck Bennett]

I was your friend. Your friends are super Superman.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's. No, well, I'm not friends with Superman. I'm friends with Steve Lombard.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, he's the guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Daily Planet, breakout character from Superman.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, I've actually heard about him. He's a big mustache kind of guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Huge mustache.

[Beck Bennett]

I would stick around to meet him after. After when? I'll stick around after.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, no, he left already.

[Austin]

Oh, plus we have that high five workshop.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, yeah, you have the high five tutorial. That's happening for a while after this, so.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're not going to be able to meet him, but. Okay. So. So now you. How do you survive, you know, living in New York City?

[Beck Bennett]

Expensive.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's really expensive. That's mostly just from. Well, yeah, I should, I should clarify. The French restaurants down below.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you're above the French, right? Because you said you were next to it.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, we. We live in a really small studio apartment together.

[Kyle Mooney]

So basically.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many square feet? Do you know what square feet are? His feet are kind of long, so it's. It can be confusing. Feet. I think it's about. Yeah, it's about cigarette shaped.

[Tony]

Yeah, it's like two poops.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's. Well, we could. We fit. I feel like we already have about. I'm thinking about how much dung we have in there. That's probably at least because you've been.

[Scott Aukerman]

Doing this 16, 17 years and you saved every single one.

[Kyle Mooney]

6, 700. Like that's the stuff that we keep. We have an archive situation.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would imagine when you first started, you kept everything and then suddenly, suddenly you're. You're making decisions. You don't want to be a hood, right? Sure.

[Beck Bennett]

You don't want. It's like this is too much in this little studio apartment. We can't fit anyways.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now you only have six or 700.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. To answer your question, yeah, we have. It is the. The place rent controlled and actually our father has done pretty well for himself. So we. We farted.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, I fought. I know that sound makes sense because we collect the horseshit, but. No, my father. My father.

[Beck Bennett]

Our father.

[Kyle Mooney]

Our father has done pretty well for himself.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really? What? What?

[Beck Bennett]

That's a really interesting question that you asked.

[Kyle Mooney]

Now what his story making all life a lot easier.

[Beck Bennett]

Well, we're continuing his line of work actually.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. What. What did he do?

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, you know, Rolling Stones.

[Scott Aukerman]

The Rolling Stones. The bands. Nick Jagger. Keith.

[Kyle Mooney]

Keith Richards. Keith.

[Beck Bennett]

Especially back. Yeah, so exactly. Keith. So with their. Back in their party days, it was. It would they. When they were partying a lot, they would get really nasty.

[Scott Aukerman]

They get nasty?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. And they. And they would.

[Scott Aukerman]

What does that mean?

[Beck Bennett]

They were taking shits in hotel rooms everywhere.

[Scott Aukerman]

And everyone does that. I mean, I. I think every time I've ever rented a hotel room, I've taken at least one.

[Austin]

So you get to hear it's. Yeah. It's not weird.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's not nasty.

[Austin]

So often it's not nasty or weird. And it. So it happens.

[Beck Bennett]

Sometimes they clog the toilet, though. They'd miss the toilet, go right on the floor or something.

[Kyle Mooney]

And that's where Ethan Buggle would come. Would come in. Would come in handy. That's how far father he. He was that he was paid to collect a. Of the Rolling Stones.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just them or everyone?

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, Jason. Well, thanks.

[Kyle Mooney]

No, you know, if they.

[Beck Bennett]

And they prove.

[Kyle Mooney]

But.

[Beck Bennett]

And also I think he was actually paid not just to get rid of his. But he ended up collecting it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And he has shits of. Of McJagger. Okay, I have shits of Keith.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so he.

[Kyle Mooney]

Some other guy from the van.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he. Charlie Watts, maybe.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, I believe.

[Kyle Mooney]

Charlie Watts, Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

His ones. His ones were the widest ones.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wide. Really?

[Beck Bennett]

Well, he's they kind of pull out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, he's sitting down when they play.

[Kyle Mooney]

Right. Because he played the drum ski. Right.

[Beck Bennett]

Because it's squished.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We actually. I have one. We have one of Charlie Watts's sort of flattened out shits right above our. Right above our bed.

[Beck Bennett]

Right.

[Kyle Mooney]

It's framed and it's actually signed by. It's signed by our dad.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's so cool.

[Beck Bennett]

It's so cool.

[Scott Aukerman]

He did really well for himself.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly. So you're thinking as like, life is good. What's the problem?

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. Oh, now, Now. Yes. This is why we're actually here.

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I felt like there couldn't possibly be more to the story, but.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

You've come for a purpose.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes, we have.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay. And it's. And it's actually hard to talk about.

[Beck Bennett]

Is actually pretty hard to talk about.

[Kyle Mooney]

You know, especially being in a city like New York City, where it's a big city. It's a big city. A lot of beautiful people.

[Beck Bennett]

A lot of beautiful people.

[Kyle Mooney]

Unfortunately, we found ourselves in a situation where a person like myself, a person like Brandon. My person like my brother Brandon. Brandon, like my brother Brandon. We have not been able to find our other halves.

[Beck Bennett]

We've not been able to find a significant other.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your perfect match. Your person.

[Kyle Mooney]

And we've been on the dating apps.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, which ones?

[Kyle Mooney]

We've been on Tindo.

[Beck Bennett]

Bugle.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's a. There's a Bugle, which I have a bumble. Cuz. I think your last name is Bugle.

[Beck Bennett]

I think so too.

[Kyle Mooney]

We wish.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think your first name is Brandon.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would. By the way. By the way, I would not date another family member. For what it's worth, I would not date another.

[Beck Bennett]

No. I would not date one.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would.

[Beck Bennett]

If not publicly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why did you stress the word date?

[Beck Bennett]

Because I do. If you have a hookup or something like that, just casual.

[Kyle Mooney]

A mild hookup.

[Beck Bennett]

A mild hookup. Just on the not. Not a home run or anything like the DL and the DL. Yeah. Just sort of.

[Kyle Mooney]

I would not. I would never date a family member, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. All right. And I'm sorry.

[Kyle Mooney]

Like, I'm waging my hand right now. High as heck right now.

[Beck Bennett]

Right. And my hands are down. But it's all good.

[Kyle Mooney]

We've been on a dating app and it seems as if there's sort of a situation where you know, you know, persons who work in our industry.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I don't know anyone, by the way, who works in your industry.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I think that's part of the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Part usually I think it's a clean up your own own kind of thing, you know.

[Kyle Mooney]

And you know, and we've been wondering. Yeah. Because we.

[Beck Bennett]

Because.

[Kyle Mooney]

Because we go on these apps. Oh you know, we pick up the after horses and we don't get paid to do it.

[Beck Bennett]

It's volunteer work, but there's no organization.

[Kyle Mooney]

A lot of people.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's a lot of misconceptions that.

[Kyle Mooney]

Right.

[Beck Bennett]

That's bad. But it's actually good.

[Kyle Mooney]

A lot of people were sending messages to her like, oh, I haven't heard of that. Nobody really does that. It sounds.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're sending messages to you.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, yeah. No, we've talked.

[Scott Aukerman]

So they were just. They were just swiping.

[Kyle Mooney]

No, no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

They're like, what the.

[Beck Bennett]

Why the hell do you look like that in your photo? Like somebody did. And we start talking.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, so in your photo you have all over you?

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. You got to take better pictures.

[Kyle Mooney]

First of all, this is somebody we don't know. I mean, like, we only give advice to each other. We don't know. We don't really know other people. Besides our father who. You know, same line of work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he still with us? He.

[Kyle Mooney]

No, he actually. Really sad story. We were. He. He was actually helping us out one day collecting the. From the horse out in Central Park. He got swallowed by horse.

[Scott Aukerman]

The horses swapped. Swallowed.

[Kyle Mooney]

Well, he was searching in the episode.

[Scott Aukerman]

And suddenly a horse backed up and just swallowed him.

[Beck Bennett]

He got totally. Totally swallowed.

[Scott Aukerman]

Rest in peace, King.

[Kyle Mooney]

Cause that. Because that put us in a lot of trouble with. Because we had to talk to the. The buggy pilot. You mind if we check to see if our dad's okay? Finally got. Was able to sit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Finally got the. The a. Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

They okay to search the horse. Search the horse. Dad wasn't alive no more.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, man.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, he was. Archer turned up kind of what the. He became. Well, it's actually kind of beautiful in a way because it kind of became the thing that he always was about and picking up. He kind of became.

[Kyle Mooney]

I call it a circle of life.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

But anyway, yeah. So, yeah, we've been. So, yeah, we sort of give each other advice on what sort of pictures we should take for a day profile.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And that is actually good advice. Maybe we do maybe take a new photo where we're not. We're not wearing our gear.

[Scott Aukerman]

By the way, you should take individual photos because it sounds like you're taking just one collective.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly.

[Austin]

That also works.

[Beck Bennett]

So that works.

[Austin]

Yeah. You.

[Scott Aukerman]

You.

[Austin]

You can take one with your bro and people Will be like, whoa, that guy has friends.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, so. So in theory, it could be working.

[Austin]

Yeah, it could be.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. But it seems to not be working for you.

[Beck Bennett]

Absolutely not.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

And so I was actually thinking, like, well, maybe it. Maybe we need a. Maybe the problem is the dating profile. Maybe not the profile, but the dating app, the application.

[Scott Aukerman]

So we. So what we want to do is we want to get rid of this app. Is that what you're saying?

[Kyle Mooney]

I wonder. Like, oh, maybe it's sort of an app dedicated to all community.

[Scott Aukerman]

I see something maybe called Buggle.

[Beck Bennett]

That is actually a pretty good idea. And it's like bumble, but it's Buggle. And it's for people who collect and who pick up shit for jobs.

[Scott Aukerman]

And those who are interested in that.

[Beck Bennett]

Yes. And who are okay with that and who are the people who are okay with the re. Or reorganizing and changing, Rebranding the stigma around.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

And it's like, it's part of our life. It's in.

[Scott Aukerman]

Was. As who?

[Beck Bennett]

As. As Kai.

[Kyle Mooney]

He calls me. He calls me Kai Kai. Why? Cuz I like to. I like to fly my Kai Kai around the park.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. While you're picking up the suit.

[Kyle Mooney]

Oh, no, sir.

[Scott Aukerman]

Picking up the suit sounds like a two.

[Beck Bennett]

We always say find the Kai Kai for after. When.

[Kyle Mooney]

After work you fly to Kai Kai when. When it's the right right time and it's not the right right time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Time when you.

[Kyle Mooney]

When you pick up the whole question.

[Scott Aukerman]

So these are words to live by.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. So yeah, I actually forget what I was saying, but yeah, but.

[Scott Aukerman]

But maybe this app could. Could work out and you're starting this app. Is that.

[Kyle Mooney]

It was just an idea because I heard you had a podcast. I wouldn't listen when I've been jogging. I was like, oh, maybe that's something we could get talking about.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, maybe. Maybe if we put out the. The word and then we could find somebody, some entrepreneur or something like that. Well, I never was entrepreneur. Poo knewer.

[Austin]

We can be your entrepreneur years. Yeah, they're like, wait, if you're looking.

[Beck Bennett]

Hold on one second.

[Austin]

Yeah, hang on. We got like two successful businesses.

[Beck Bennett]

That's extreme.

[Scott Aukerman]

One was too successful where they. They couldn't keep up with supply and demand.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Dude, this is actually so serendipitous. Did you guys. Have you guys ever met. You guys have made websites before?

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we made two total.

[Kyle Mooney]

Have you worked with people in the horseshit picking up industry?

[Tony]

Yeah, we pick up our dogs.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, that's pretty Much the same thing. It's just a different animal.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

Sometimes different size of the.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me look up buggle.com. unfortunately, that. Oh, it's available for sale.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

But I.

[Beck Bennett]

How much are they asking?

[Scott Aukerman]

It says get a price in less than 24 hours. Unless it's.

[Beck Bennett]

That's not.

[Scott Aukerman]

We need. Unless it's 23 and 59 minutes.

[Kyle Mooney]

We need less.

[Scott Aukerman]

I need it now.

[Austin]

Yeah, we need it now before that's.

[Beck Bennett]

Not going to work for us.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe you should come up with a more unique website name, like Buggle Brothers.

[Kyle Mooney]

Buggle Brothers dating danger site.

[Austin]

Bugglebrothers, not dickshoes dot com.

[Scott Aukerman]

Not dick shoes. Yeah, okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, maybe that would work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bugglebrothers, not dickshoes dot com. And then we'll put either two pictures or one of the both of you not covered in shit.

[Beck Bennett]

Not.

[Kyle Mooney]

Not covered in shit.

[Beck Bennett]

We have to take one for the team for this one. Take advice of Scott.

[Kyle Mooney]

I ask you a question. Ask you a question. Asking one single question.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

One question.

[Kyle Mooney]

Asking one single question.

[Scott Aukerman]

We.

[Kyle Mooney]

The photo of us without on us. The photo.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's the question?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, well, there's another. I'm ask. I'm asking about.

[Beck Bennett]

There's a preface for the question. Okay.

[Kyle Mooney]

Just to clarify. One photo with us without on it. Right.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's the question you want to ask?

[Kyle Mooney]

No, that's not the question. But is that my right so far?

[Scott Aukerman]

You are correct so far.

[Kyle Mooney]

My. My next question is, okay, if we have another photo of, say, one of our, you know, special, you know, bowls or figurines, something like that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. I'll. I'll give you one bowl.

[Beck Bennett]

Thank God.

[Scott Aukerman]

One picture of one bowl. Okay, so I'm imagining this way. I mean, you guys are.

[Austin]

Yeah. What you're going to want is a main page, landing page.

[Kyle Mooney]

I've heard about these.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I know what these are.

[Austin]

Yeah, like a page where you put what you have and then you want another. Another tab that says about me, and then you don't need anything else.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, well, we could tell all about us because we. We live in New York City. We work out of Central park, mostly volunteer.

[Scott Aukerman]

We've heard your story.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, right.

[Kyle Mooney]

We're the Bugle brothers.

[Beck Bennett]

I'm Brian Bugle.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is Al. Been well covered.

[Kyle Mooney]

I thought actually it worked in a similar instance.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, we heard 100% of these details.

[Kyle Mooney]

Okay, well, okay.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, oh, I thought you're saying. I, I want. I. I want to hear.

[Scott Aukerman]

We've heard all of this. At this point, Boston and Tony do you think you can work on this website for. For the. The Buggle Brothers?

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, this is. Wait, yeah, I was gonna say this.

[Kyle Mooney]

Epic. Oh, no, you're gonna say.

[Beck Bennett]

I was gonna say this is epic, too.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's your price for. For doing this?

[Tony]

Party bus.

[Austin]

Yeah. If you buy us a party bus, we will make the website.

[Scott Aukerman]

Could they just rent one for one night? Prom night. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

What if. What if we made you one?

[Tony]

That's even better.

[Beck Bennett]

Out of. Out of the bounds, because I have.

[Kyle Mooney]

Been doing experiments with making wheels.

[Tony]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

We have the perfect thing to make your bus out of.

[Kyle Mooney]

I think.

[Beck Bennett]

Exactly.

[Kyle Mooney]

I know exactly what you're referring to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you think you can make a CD player and a stripper pole?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, we need a stripper pole.

[Scott Aukerman]

I.

[Beck Bennett]

That before you have the cd. We can make a CD player, too. You can put a CD in there, but I don't know if it's actually going to wear.

[Austin]

That's fine.

[Beck Bennett]

Okay.

[Tony]

That's totally fine.

[Austin]

Yeah, that's just mostly a prop to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Look.

[Kyle Mooney]

It'S okay. It's all horseshit.

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, we'll do what we can take, bro. I mean, seriously.

[Scott Aukerman]

We'll do what we can take.

[Austin]

We'll do what we can take.

[Kyle Mooney]

We'll get started on it right away because we'll get. Because of course. Got the hoes. Got the French restaurant right by us.

[Beck Bennett]

Yep.

[Kyle Mooney]

We'll get started right away.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got the two things.

[Beck Bennett]

And then we get the dating website, and we're going to find a perfect match.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is great. Well, maybe you guys could. By the time this episode goes live, maybe you could make this website. Yeah.

[Tony]

And then maybe. Maybe we'll find a date. There actually. Is it. Maybe it's for adults.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know.

[Austin]

Well, I think it's for people that pick up horseshit.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tell you what.

[Beck Bennett]

I think this website kids can be on this side, too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why don't we make. Why don't we make a different website? Buggle Brothers. Not dick shoes. Junior.com.

[Beck Bennett]

Kids to find love.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah, I really like that idea. And I. I think you're helping the world, too.

[Beck Bennett]

That's very perfect.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is fantastic. I love it when something comes together like this. But we are running out of time, unfortunately.

[Austin]

I just got in a good mood because I found out I'm getting Party Bus.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, unfortunately, we're running out of time. We only have time for one final feature, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs.

[Beck Bennett]

Bang bang bang ba ba bang ba ba bang dang ba ba Bing ding da da dang dang ba ba bang ba ba bang ba bang bang ba ba bing ba bing ba bing bing ba bing ba ba bing ding dong ding. Plug Bag.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, that was fantastic. That was Blue Moon, but instead of Blue Moon, it says Plug Bag by Chris Finke. Thanks so much to Chris Finke. I've heard your songs before. Thanks so much, Chris. If you have something, a plug theme you want us to bit, head over to CB dbworld.com plugs. You'll find everything you need over there. And what are we plugging? Let's first go to, I guess the Buggle Brothers. What do you. What do you. What do you want to plug here?

[Kyle Mooney]

Just new and interesting ways of working with horseshit.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, just. I actually would like. We haven't made it yet, but I would like to plug the horseshit party bus that we're about to make.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

I like to plug it in and make sure it works.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Brian, you listen to podcasts while you go down jogging, it sounds like. Is there a new podcast that you've heard that you.

[Kyle Mooney]

There is one I've been hearing a lot about. Yes. I. I haven't listened yet because I'm. I say I'm exclusive to Comedy Bang Bang.

[Beck Bennett]

I.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're exclusive. Okay, so you're not going to listen to it.

[Kyle Mooney]

I won't ever listen to it. But I believe it's called what's our podcast? With B. Bennett and Kevin Klein, I believe.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, yeah, I've heard. I've heard you. I've heard you talk about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. That you're not going to listen to it because you're exclusive to Con Comedy Bang Bang.

[Kyle Mooney]

Absolutely. Yeah. I'll tell them. Podcast. I'm aware of that. I'm never going to listen to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Good, good. Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

But, yeah, check it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

There's two episodes from what I hear. One has Frank G. Who was a writer on SNL.

[Kyle Mooney]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

And he was spotted at the SNL.

[Kyle Mooney]

50, I think SNL they actually do. I. We've actually picked up some from some of SNL cast members before.

[Beck Bennett]

Absolutely. Back in the day.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

Like ego, Heidi Gro, 80 Bryant.

[Kyle Mooney]

And I think they're the only people we picked up.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Only, only, only.

[Beck Bennett]

Only females are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Those are big names.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

But do you still have those? Or did you throw those away?

[Beck Bennett]

You still have, like a little glass cage sort of thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Glass cage.

[Beck Bennett]

So it's a glass box, but it's a cage. So it's like. There's holes.

[Kyle Mooney]

I never. I. I was never comfortable with a glass case. I was like, that's just inhumane.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's. Let's put some holes in it.

[Beck Bennett]

Smell it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, fantastic. And that's great. That and two episodes are out right now. And Aust Tony, what do you want to plug?

[Austin]

First and foremost, Fran Gillespie. She's just an amazing woman. Secondly, we like these girls podcast called Ana and Isabella do improv and they do a little improv podcast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, that's. Yeah, you were talking about that last time you were on the show, weren't you?

[Austin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And what's it. What's it like? What do they do?

[Tony]

They do different improv forms every week. And. And you don't really have to listen to or like no improv to get it. Yeah, that's a big goal of theirs. Yeah, I don't if they're always hitting that mark, but it's certainly a goal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Great. Well, that's fantastic. And how many episodes do they have?

[Tony]

20 something.

[Scott Aukerman]

20 something. Hey, look out Times top 100 podcasts, here we come. That's fantastic. All right, well, what do I want to plug? Hey, we announced this last week we have new action figures, new Comedy Bang Bang action figures. We have of course, the Entre P? Neur and Italiano Jones action figure figures. And let me see if I can find the information about that because that would be good, right, if I could remember how to. How to order these. Unfortunately, I can't find it. Oh, wait, no, Here we go. Coming this September, these are shipping now. The new Comedy Bang Bang 3.75-inch Action figures by FC Toys, Entre P? Noir and Italiana Jones, now available for pre [e-mail] okay, series two, we have Entre Pinure and Italiano Jones. Plus coming soon, we have Reggie Watts, Forville, the Little orphan Boy, Dalton Wilcox and Jason Manzoukas. We also have still have a few left of Randy Snuts and Carissa Big sue sprague, the whisperer, J.W. stillwater and Scott Aukerman. They are available for customers [e-mail] with free shipping with a US address address or in Europe with cheaper import fees@action figureseller.com. all right, let's close up the old plug bag. All right, that was close. 2025 close the plug bag by theme by Alec Levy. Okay, thank Alec Levy. And guys, I want to thank you so much. First of all, Austin and Tony, wonderful to have you back. Good luck. Luck with the website that you made.

[Austin]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your new business with the printers. I'm not in the market for one, unfortunately. No. I'm so sorry. But good luck with that and then good luck with your new. Two new websites, of course. We have Buggle Brothers, not Dickshoes.com and Buggle Brothers, not Dick ShoesJr.com. good luck with these. Thank you.

[Austin]

Thanks.

[Tony]

Thanks for having us.

[Austin]

Yeah, thanks for having us. And are you okay?

[Scott Aukerman]

What's. You guys seem depressed suddenly.

[Austin]

Now you're not getting a printer.

[Tony]

You're not getting, getting one.

[Austin]

Well, still, we were, we needed to get the 12,000 $1.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, please. No, I don't think. I, I, I don't think especially.

[Tony]

Let's beg.

[Austin]

Let's just, Just get on your knees, dude. It's just time.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, no, you guys are supposed to get on your knees. No, you gotta get on, you gotta.

[Austin]

Get on your knees.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, I'm not gonna get on my.

[Austin]

Knees in the relationship.

[Tony]

Get down on your knees.

[Austin]

Get down here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Please, please give me this printer.

[Austin]

Okay, you can have one.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Okay, I'll take the 41.

[Austin]

Now I'm gonna. What?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, and hey, Brian and Brendan.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah.

[Kyle Mooney]

How you doing, Scott?

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. What's up? Hey, it's nice to be here. Thanks for having us.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, no, the show's.

[Beck Bennett]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Scott Aukerman]

We already talked to you.

[Kyle Mooney]

He actually doesn't really listen to podcasts.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah. Because I, I try to keep my ears clean. I don't listen to any podcast or anything.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. That's right. Thanks so much for being on and good luck to you.

[Beck Bennett]

Thank you so much. We actually really do need it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. And you better start working on that party buzz. This is a big project.

[Kyle Mooney]

I got a lot of ideas.

[Beck Bennett]

There are the ideas.

[Kyle Mooney]

Sort of putting the wheels together with.

[Beck Bennett]

The engine, sort of like a roof.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Beck Bennett]

And then the side definitely need chairs, the floor.

[Kyle Mooney]

I want to do sort of a classic style, like, you know, sort of parking break situation.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Beck Bennett]

One of those doors with the, with the hand with the, you pull it over.

[Kyle Mooney]

That's going to be. To make, that's. We have a really thin rod of horseshit.

[Beck Bennett]

That's going to have to be some.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're going to have to find a really thin horseshit.

[Beck Bennett]

Yeah, yeah, we've got it. We've got it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. All right, well, we'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye.

[Kyle Mooney]

Hello, everybody. It's me, Italiano Jones, the tallest man in Italy. And I will fight for you. But right now I don't need to fight for you. I need you to buy something for me that, that's right. Coming this September, two new Comedy Bang Bang, 3.75 inches action figures by FC Toys. Andre P. Noir and Italiano Jones, first appearing together in CBB episode 634. Now available as action [e-mail] that's figurecollections.com Figures will be shipping in September, and you can pre order now. Also in stock Randy Snuts and Carissa Big sue sprague, the Whisper, J.W. stillwater and Scott Aukerman.

[Beck Bennett]

No Scott.

[Kyle Mooney]

Scott. No. Available for customers [e-mail] with free shipping with a US address or in Europe, like Italy, with cheaper import fees@action figureseller.com Europe got a different website, so make sure you hear me again. Say that again. Action figureseller.com Bye.