Why Do You Want To Hack In The Back? (Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Dan Lippert, Patty Guggenheim, Andres Parada)

Summary

Comedy Bang Bang: "Why Do You Want To Hack In The Back?"

Release Date: November 17, 2025
Host: Scott Aukerman
Guests: Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Dan Lippert (as Bill Walton), Patty Guggenheim (as Crushette), Andres Parada (as Lotto Bosco)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Comedy Bang Bang features host Scott Aukerman welcoming a hilarious, eclectic lineup: actress Mary Elizabeth Ellis (promoting her new season of “A Man on the Inside”), Dan Lippert channeling ex-NBA player and broadcaster Bill Walton, Patty Guggenheim as eccentric “team glomming” expert Crushette, and Andres Parada’s debut as Lotto Bosco, a stand-up comedian with a chaotic approach to comedy and work. The group’s dynamic, riff-heavy conversation bounces from show-business tales and parody pitches to absurdist bits about hacky sack culture, fraternity lore, and the peculiar world of group team-building—and finally, a stand-up act that implodes.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. Mary Elizabeth Ellis Joins the "Three-Timers Club"

(01:11–14:43)

• Celebration & Recap:
  Scott reviews Mary’s Comedy Bang Bang history and jokes about the mythical “One-Timers Club,” where only the most successful guests (Paul Rudd, Childish Gambino, Ben Stiller) ascend after never returning.

  “You blocked Scott’s phone number. Who’s in the One-Timers Club? Paul Rudd.”
  (05:01, Scott & Mary)

• "A Man on the Inside" Season Two:
  Mary plugs the new season of her Netflix show alongside Ted Danson, recounts the plot (retired man becomes an undercover investigator), fun details about her role and character arcs including grief, parent-child dynamics, and the heart of the show.

  “I'm more the heart of the show ... what makes people cry or laugh or remember their own parents.”
  (09:45, Mary)

• Comedy Banter:
  The hosts trade playful blows about showbiz, with recurring riffs on being “too famous to return,” and hypotheticals for show prequels (“Season Zero”), culminating in Scott’s one-man “Fugitive” stage act bit.

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2. Bill Walton (Dan Lippert) Arrives to Demand Backyard Hacky Sack

(14:02–34:20)

• Bill Walton Introduction:
  Dan Lippert’s pitch-perfect, surreal Bill Walton discusses basketball, movies, “nosebleed” tickets, and “hacky sack” philosophy—yearning for “no winners, no losers” sports.

• The “Hack in the Back” Saga:
  Walton tries to convince Scott to let him and his friends (“Trev,” “Big Lair”) use Scott’s backyard for hacky sack. Negotiations spiral from kettlebells (a Joe Rogan head kettlebell for $45) to DoorDash splits, to philosophical debates about competition and role models for children.

  “Obstacles are the heart of hack, Scott Aukerman. ... Me and my boys just need two hours to hack in your backyard.”
  (20:09, Bill Walton)

• Tangents:

  • Movie inserts, bathroom breaks in films, AMC bathrooms, popcorn buckets as hand dryers, and childhood experiences at baseball games.
  • Waltons’s grievances over television casting, especially losing a “Jewish” role on a Netflix show to someone less Jewish.

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3. Crushette the Chaotic Team Glommer

(42:33–61:07)

• Introduction:
  Patty Guggenheim’s Crushette stumbles in after a night of “team building” with LA surgeons, still “out” and covered in glitter. She’s a self-styled “team glomming expert,” primed to resolve the Bill–Scott feud.

• Team-Building Exercises:

  • “Penny for your thoughts” (using old coins to spark memories from imaginary historical years)
  • Definitions and banter on “glomming”—to stick, bond, or “coagulate” a group together (“another way to say it, and I'll probably use that in my roster now”).
  • Initiates a potato sack “couples hop” between Bill and Mary for forced harmony.

    “Does anyone have a potato sack?... we're gonna get you guys in one potato sack, and you're gonna hop from one side of the room to the other.”
    (56:42, Crushette)

• Sorority Bonding:
  Mary and Crushette realize they’re both “Kappa Kappa Gamma (fraternity)” fake-sisters. Discussion of historical cold/warm dorms, and mass cohabitation at the alleged “American Apparel house” in LA, complete with intrusive security guards and perpetual tights-wearing.

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4. Stand-Up Comic Chaos: Enter Lotto Bosco

(65:41–82:31)

• Character Introduction:
  Lotto (Andres Parada) is a blustering “longtime” comic with a gig at the Mall of America’s “World of Socks”—where he literally performs at a sock store.

• AI-Written Jokes:
  Admits he gives set-ups and lets his customized ChatGPT (which only responds “big time”) do the punchlines, resulting in surreal, nonsensical bits.

  “Women are different than men... Big time.” (69:09, Lotto)

• Revealing the Bit:
  Crowdwork devolves into group mind-meld gibberish (“One, two, three...”), and it’s revealed his “audience” is entirely babysitters for his two kids. In fact, 50 babysitters show up, he pays them, and in return, the sock store gives him Xerox copies of socks he can’t even wear.

• Life and Career Choices:

  • The group attempts to help him move into new professions (doorman at Birds, intern at Big O Tires), and Crushette offers a room in her communal house.
  • Eventually, Lotto “quits stand-up comedy”—achieving the “success” pattern of CBB guests realizing their job is nonsense.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Scott (on celebrity guests):
  “One Timers, you know, that's where you want to be, the One Timers Club, because that means you came on the show, whatever you promoted did so well, you got so famous, you never had to— you blocked Scott's phone number.” (05:01)

• Mary (on “A Man on the Inside”):
  “I'm involved in the case a little, but I'm more the heart of the show...what makes people cry or laugh or remember their own parents.” (09:45)

• Bill Walton (on hacky sack philosophy):
  “Obstacles are the heart of hack, Scott Aukerman. ... Me and my boys just need two hours to hack in your backyard. We'll be as quiet as a mouse.” (20:09)

• Scott (on movies):
  “You also have to every scene start with the main character coming from the bathroom and then end the scene with them going into the bathroom...these people never go to the bathroom.” (17:58)

• Crushette (on team-building):
  “Glomming is when you get together in a group and you really glom up... to gel or to stick or to glue. Have you heard of glue?” (49:31)

• Bill Walton (post-sack race):
  “I don't even. I feel like the end of the movie Old where the couple who was having affair against each other got so old and they said, ‘we don't even remember what we were fighting about’.” (60:09)

• Lotto Bosco (explaining his payment):
  “I get one copy of every single SOP Baby. … They print out a Xerox picture of one of the socks. And they say if you sell 100 tickets, you get a picture of the other sock.” (75:03)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Mary Elizabeth Ellis Interview & “Three-Timer Club”: 01:11 – 14:43
• Bill Walton Segment & “Hacky Sack Saga”: 14:02 – 34:20
• Crushette Team Glomming/Exercises: 42:33 – 61:07
• Lotto Bosco Stand-Up Chaos: 65:41 – 82:31
• Running Gags & Climax/Plugs: 84:46 – episode end (~93:25)

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Additional Highlights

• Pop Culture Rabbit Holes:
  Joyful riffs on “True Lies,” “Avatar” and “Chappie,” TV casting (Bill’s Netflix complaints), infamous movie bathroom scenes, and the historical progression of television from black-and-white to color.

• Improvised World-Building:

  • The American Apparel house as a commune for glommers, tights-wearers, and eternal party-goers.
  • “Big O Tires” as the new frontier for inadvertent team-building and Xeroxed compensation.
  • “Entourage (with Aunts)”—Bill’s dream show he must pitch and produce to “ascend.”

• Endgame:
  By episode’s end, harmony is forcibly achieved through physical team-building, Lotto Bosco exits comedy for tire internship, and everyone plans to hit the Scientology Center’s bagel bar, tipsily and in synchronous sack-hopping.

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Episode Tone

True to Comedy Bang Bang’s tradition, the tone is anarchic, playful, meta, and packed with layered industry satire, “yes and” improvisation, and character-driven absurdity. Each performer riffs in character, turning what could be surreal non sequiturs into surprisingly on-theme meditations about belonging, the nature of success, and the strange joy in collective ridiculousness.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential Comedy Bang Bang romp—part showbiz interview, part improv character parade, all densely packed with comedy in-jokes, pop culture mockery, and unstructured chaos. Whether it’s the desperate quest for backyard hacky sack, questionable team-building tactics, or the existential unravelling of a stand-up comic, the episode is less about plot and more about how far the guests’ warped brains can take a simple prompt, ensuring plenty of laughs (and a few “big time” confessions) for fans old and new.

Transcript

[Crushette]

Hey, weirdos.

[Bill Walton]

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[Scott Aukerman]

History, and the unexplained.

[Bill Walton]

From infamous killers and unsolved mysteries to.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Haunted places and strange legends, we cover it all with research, empathy, humor, and a few creative expletives.

[Bill Walton]

It's smart, it's spooky, and it's just the right amount of weird.

[Crushette]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

There'S even a bonus once a month.

[Crushette]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Bill Walton]

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[Scott Aukerman]

Ay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Crushette]

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[Bill Walton]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Crushette]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Crushette]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Scott Aukerman]

With the all new Adobe Acrobat Studio. Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy. Come together right now. The orgy is about to end. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thanks to Geriatric Boy for that catchphrase submission. Submitted on January 10, 2023. Almost three years ago. Just getting around to it, Geriatric Boy. I hope you're not elderly and possibly dead boy by now, but we got to your catchphrase submission just in the nick of time. Hopeful, but welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Aukerman. We have an exceptional show coming up a little later. We have a broadcaster, we also have a team building expert and we have a stand up comedian. Such great guests coming up a little later in the show. But before we get to them, let's get to our guest of honor. She is joining the exclusive three Timers club on Comedy Bang Bang. Let's go through her appearances. Her first one in. Boy, I tell you, she only comes here in November. November 30, 2015. 10 years ago.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Wow.

[Crushette]

Wow, wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Actually 11. 11 years or.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, don't make me do math.

[Scott Aukerman]

16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 2, 3, 4, 5. No, 10 years ago. She then returned nine years later in November of 2024. What happened in those nine years?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I really burned some bridges with you guys. Showed up one too many times drunken in your pool.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. And one too many times is just Once is none.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I banged on the gate, you guys wouldn't let me in.

[Scott Aukerman]

But she's back now in November, and I've heard of gone till November. And I think it applies in your case. You know her from such great shows as she plays the waitress on it's. Is it It's Always Sunny or It's never Sunny?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It's always sunny.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's always sunny.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

In Philadelphia.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

In Philly. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you call it. Is that what the cast calls it? Yeah, it's always sunny in Philly.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We're always like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just to shorten it.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would think you would call it Sunny or Philadelphia. You just call it it's always Sunny.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It's always sunny in Philly. And then we run out, we're tired. By the end, we're old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now, you also know her from such shows as. What was that? One of Perfect Couples. Oh, yeah, the Grinder.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

The Grinder.

[Scott Aukerman]

One of my favorites, you know. Or from Licorice Pizza.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It was a good one.

[Scott Aukerman]

You know her from the Diaper Money, Lonely island video.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is off. Out of memory.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

This is amazing.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is off the top of my head. And now she is returning in the thing that brought her back to Comedy Bang Bang just one year ago.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

The only reason I took that show, I knew it would get me back here.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. She is returning to the show A Man on the Inside, which season, two of which comes out this Thursday. Please welcome back to the show joining the exclusive Three Timers Club, Mary Elizabeth Ellis.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Hi. I wish you guys could see this jacket, this Three Timer jacket that I have on. There's so much bling on it.

[Scott Aukerman]

No matter how many appearances anyone makes on the show, we make a jacket for them that corresponds with the number of times they've been on it. So One Timers, you know, that's. We've talked about this. That's where you want to be, the One Timers Club, because that means you came on the show, whatever you promoted did so well.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You got so famous, you never had to. You blocked Scott's phone number.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who's in the One Timers Club? Paul Rudd.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, more like Paul Rude. Why won't he come back?

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you. Childish Gambino. More like Childish Dumbino.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Rude.

[Scott Aukerman]

Rude.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Rude Beano.

[Scott Aukerman]

Ben Stiller. More like Ben. Still not here.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Rude.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think he only did it as a favor to me because I asked him.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, that was nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

That was nice of him.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, but now he's rude.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now he's rude. But she's back for her third appearance.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Not rude.

[Scott Aukerman]

Things are going poorly for her. Things are going okay. You're back on.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Things are going fine.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're back on. Man on the Inside. This is, of course, Ted Danson's return to television. As if he ever left. He's in 18 million shows.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He really is.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's one of our greatest.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

And so many commercials.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, he does commercials. He does television. Not a lot of movies. Although he was in Creepshow. He was in Creeps show.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Three Men and a Baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Three Men and a Baby with that ghost. Here's my theory. That ghost got inside him during Three.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Men and a Baby and won't let him leave television. He's like, we're never doing a movie again. You saw what happened now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Man on the Inside. Of course. We've all seen the first season of this. It regards Ted Danson, who plays a recent retiree who starts snooping around on behalf of a lady lawyer. Is that or what?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

She's a private investigator, but she dresses like a lady lawyer. She's very serious. Yeah. It's based on a documentary that won an Oscar. Well, well, well, well, well, well. From out of Chile. And yeah, his wife has passed. Who would be my fictional mother. He can't figure out what to do with himself. And I'm like, you got to figure out something to do with yourself. So he applies to a private investigation firm and starts going undercover at an old folks home.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. There's a rash of jewelry thievery, jewel theft.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Just like the Louvre.

[Scott Aukerman]

Exactly. Is that what season two is about? The Louvre?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

He goes under undercover as like an artist. One of those guys you like. What do they do? They retouch the. What is that? Jesus Picture that. They retouched.

[Bill Walton]

That'd be cool.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, yeah. That looked good. That was great. That's the big reveal. He mostly just spends the majority of season two inside of an air duct. Much.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Yeah, but he can't go back to this old folks home, right?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He sure can't. He solved that problem.

[Scott Aukerman]

He solved that. But I'm trying to remember the end of the show. Wasn't he happy in the old folks home and he made a bunch of friends and stuff like that. Why doesn't he just stay there?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He solved the mystery, but he's not ready to retire and should retire.

[Scott Aukerman]

He should just stay there.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, call Mike. Sure. Text Mike. I bet he didn't.

[Scott Aukerman]

Do you.

[Bill Walton]

Give me his number.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Think about that. Yeah, he's on a community college campus in season two.

[Scott Aukerman]

Community college. Interesting. Now you play his daughter.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I sure do.

[Scott Aukerman]

And you got involved in the mystery in season one, but because you're not an old person, you couldn't be that involved in it.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you doing a 21 or 2? 2. Jump street thing where you're like playing a college kid in this one?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, man, I really wish. That would have been incredible.

[Scott Aukerman]

You gotta get me in the writer's room. Text Mike's your writer.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay, okay, we'll shut our own.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, I don't want to be in a writer's room.

[Bill Walton]

Nevermind.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We'll shoot our own version of it. I don't want to be in a room.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe I'll consult. Yeah, one day a week.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I feel like they did a lot of watching the Eat baby eagles hatch in the writer's room.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah, we were watching that here at home.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. So see if that works its way into your subconscious while you're watching season two. Our friend Lisa Gilroy, who's.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Yeah, I know her. I've met her a couple of times.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

She funny? She's really great.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've never. I mean, I've just had serious conversations with her, so I don't really know her.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, that's.

[Scott Aukerman]

In that respect.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

But you come with. So you both come with so much comedy that it neutralizes and it's a very serious.

[Scott Aukerman]

Once we step out the door outside of podcast things, we just let it all out and go, and then we're deadly serious.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Solve some world crises.

[Scott Aukerman]

So how do you get involved in this season's escapades? Last time you visited him, although the lady lawyer private investigator was playing his daughter, so you had to play a cousin or something like that. I don't mean to give away everything that happened here.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, let the people watch the show. They've watched it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although they've watched it.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Everyone's watched it by now.

[Scott Aukerman]

But how do you get involved in the case this time?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I'm involved in the case a little, but I'm more the heart of the show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, what does that mean?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

A heart is a body part, but also metaphor.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, the circulatory system. Metaphorically.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. But metaphorically, it's like what makes people cry or laugh or remember their own parents.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so no one's gonna be laughing or crying until you get on screen during the show.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise it's just a big, like, I mean, meh. I guess this is.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then suddenly you're on screen.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Calling parents Making amends.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Oh, yes, because the two of you have a good relationship, but there's some kinks to be worked out.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. You know, I really took care of him in the first season. And in this season, I need to face my own grief, okay?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, really? What's going on with your.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, I did lose my mother.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Yeah. But that was like, before the first season.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

A season and a half ago.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I feel like that's what grief counselors say, right? That was like a season and a half ago.

[Scott Aukerman]

What if we did the prequel season where it was like season zero and we got to see your mother die?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I mean, why are you not going in this writer's room? You have your finger on the pulse.

[Scott Aukerman]

And then we find out someone murdered her.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, and then he has to solve that mystery.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

This. Let's raise the stakes, as they say. It's a poker term.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Let's do it. Ante up.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Because this time it's personal. Who killed my wife?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

This time it's personal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who killed my wife.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I like it. And Bill Devane can come in and play Ted Danson's part.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure, why not?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That sounded like a good Bill Devane impression. Who killed my wife?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think I was trying to do a Harrison Ford and the Fugitive, but he said, I didn't kill my wife. He wasn't concerned with who did it. He just wanted to say, like, I didn't do it.

[Bill Walton]

I didn't kill my wife.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't care. Want me to do the whole movie for you? I'll do Joey Pants.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, it's the Fugitive over here.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, I feel like this is a great season.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think this is my one man show.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I like it. It's called Season Zero. Season zero, A man on the inside.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott Aukerman performs the Fugitive.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes. Yeah, I'm in. I'll be there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, this is wonderful stuff. A man on the inside. Oh, also, doesn't he find romance in this season? Is that tough?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He does.

[Scott Aukerman]

So he's a man on the inside in two respects.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, I don't know how inside he gets. I'm not sure. There's a whole episode where we talk details.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, give me all the deets, Daddy.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, give me all those dirty deets.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. Mary Steenburgen comes in and plays his hot new thang.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, she's. She's the greatest, isn't she?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, it did not look like.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't like her. Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Awful woman. Yeah. I mean, the two of Them. Incredible. Yeah, the best.

[Scott Aukerman]

I've hung out with him on two occasions. Hung out as a little. Little strong. I was around them.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You were around them?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, once at a wedding and once because I worked with Mr. Danson in something.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

What did you work with Mr. Danson?

[Scott Aukerman]

I was on Cheers for 10 seasons.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, I am so sorry that I never said congratulations.

[Scott Aukerman]

I played Frasier.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh. Oh. I thought you were more of a Carla, but.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, but wonderful show. It's back on the air this Thursday on Netflix. And how many episodes are we talking? It was eight last season. Right? This is all from memory.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You're doing great. I'm so proud of you.

[Scott Aukerman]

8 last year. How many we got this year?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We're going to go eight again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Eight again. Are you in every single episode?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Nope.

[Scott Aukerman]

Uh. Oh.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

But I got paid for all of them.

[Scott Aukerman]

And how many are you just on the phone while you're in your house?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's a great question. Maybe two.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Eugene plays your husband, Right?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Eugene plays my husband.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everything go well there in your relationship? We're not dealing with your divorce or anything like that?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, no, thank God. Some things get shaken up, but my marriage is solid.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Good.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

The kids being crazy again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Being crazy. You on the phone going, dad, you got to get out of this community college. This is too dangerous.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Are you sure you weren't in the writer's room?

[Scott Aukerman]

Man on the inside. This Thursday, Netflix. We need to get to our next guest. Can you stick around the whole show? Is that something you're prepared to do?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I'll be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. Let's get to our next guest. He is a broadcaster. I mentioned a broadcaster of note. He was. He played for the NBA, I believe, on the. I think he played in Texas. Perhaps for the San Antonio Spurs. No, I don't know what teams he played with. I mainly know him as a broadcaster. Also, I believe he's dead. I'm not quite sure. But please welcome back to the show Bill Walton.

[Bill Walton]

Scott Aukerman, What a delight. And a gobble gobble to you, big dog.

[Scott Aukerman]

Gobble gobble to you. Oh, by the way, Mary Elizabeth, you are also on the Thanksgiving episode of the Comedy Bang Bang TV show. So you're a true November goddess here with Comedy Bang Bang.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, thank you. Yes. That gobble gobble made me feel right. Thank you.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Bill Walton]

And what a joy for me to be in a room with the great Mary Elizabeth Ellis, one of the great Mary Elizabeths.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

From Winstead to Master Antonio.

[Bill Walton]

Master Antonio, thank you so much. I had that on the tip of my tongue, man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Remember in the Abyss when she looked like she died and they gave her CPR for a full 10 screen time minutes?

[Bill Walton]

Scott, how many times have I told you spoiler alert on the Abyss? I'm waiting for the right time to watch it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're waiting for the right cut?

[Bill Walton]

Yes. They haven't given me a cut of the abyss that I'm sat. Is that Cameron? And who's the Abyss?

[Scott Aukerman]

Cameron is the abyss.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, baby. I'm waiting for Cameron to come back in there and maybe throw some Na' Vi in the movie and then I'm interested.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, man.

[Bill Walton]

You see that interview where he was like, the Na' Vi had to have big butts and beautiful breasts?

[Scott Aukerman]

I didn't see it though.

[Bill Walton]

It was like people simply had to be attracted to the Na'. Vi. And I couldn't have agreed more. That's why the man has made three of the biggest movies of all time. Scott Ackerman.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think that's the one way that people can find empathy for someone who's different from you is finding them attractive.

[Bill Walton]

That's the Cameron school of moviemaking. It's a dark place to. But it keeps working. So he must know something, right, Scott?

[Scott Aukerman]

He's gotta know something. Yeah. Remember that? What's that? True Lies one or. Boy, some funny stuff in there.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, my God. And what about Curtis doing the Lord's work? That movie only works because you actually believe she's attracted Donald Schwarzenegger for the whole movie. I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you imagine?

[Bill Walton]

It's a hard, hard job. And she, like, really loves the guy and it's like, okay, well, I believe you.

[Scott Aukerman]

No wonder she won the Oscar.

[Bill Walton]

Did she win for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

She didn't win for that. She should have.

[Bill Walton]

She should.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think it's like Scorsese's Oscar where, you know, like, they gave it to her for True Lies.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, that's what everybody was saying. And Tom Arnold's next.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I hope so.

[Bill Walton]

They didn't give him his True Lies Oscar. He deserves it. I've had this argument before. Scott Ackman, if you don't mind me taking over the interviewing job here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, sure. Yeah, go ahead.

[Bill Walton]

And I want to open it up to your guest as well. Do you consider Arnold Schwarzenegger a sex symbol?

[Scott Aukerman]

I find him.

[Bill Walton]

He's a sexy guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

I find him visually abhorrent. But what about you?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I feel that he's been exploded out of a helicopter into my heart.

[Bill Walton]

Okay. Wow, I love that. That's an incredible answer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can you imagine? In True Lies.

[Bill Walton]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

When Schwarzenegger's flying the jet plane that has a missile on it, and then he's got the villain on the missile and he goes, you're fired. What if the guy on the missile said, you can't fire me, I quit. Then what would he have done?

[Bill Walton]

I'm stumped.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Then the guy would have to climb in the jet and press the button himself and then get back to the missile to get himself off the jet.

[Bill Walton]

That's true. That's why they probably discussed it and realized it wouldn't be.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Or maybe they shot it.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, if with Cameron. I'm sure they shot an option. I'm sure they shot.

[Scott Aukerman]

You gotta shoot an option.

[Bill Walton]

You know better than me. I haven't been.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's moviemaking. You gotta shoot sizes and options.

[Bill Walton]

Yes. Okay. I don't even know sizes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Different frame sizes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, Lots of inserts, too, just in case. You gotta have something to cut to.

[Scott Aukerman]

So cut to hands holding a coffee cup.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, yeah. If I don't see an insert of the person touching the thing they're interacting with, I'm like, well, where did it go? Or even when. More. If I don't see someone clearly Photoshopped into a picture with the other person as a younger couple, I'm like, were they ever together in the past?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yep. You also have to every scene, start with the main character coming from the bathroom and then end the scene with them going into the bathroom. Because you're gonna have to use once. Because I don't know if you have this experience. I watch movies going, when are they going to the bathroom? We aren't seeing them going to the bathroom. These people never go to the bathroom.

[Bill Walton]

What if the whole thing that you saw that Nicole Kidman is watching before AMC movies was scenes where people are walking into the bathroom? And it keeps cutting back to her nodding like, she loves movies.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

But they have great bathrooms at AMCs, and that's a selling point.

[Bill Walton]

Would they say so?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, sure. Big open bathroom.

[Bill Walton]

You maybe don't use the men's room there.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I don't.

[Bill Walton]

I don't know that they've ever taken out the paper towels from the men's room at the AMC bathrooms, you bring your own. You bring your own, and then you just put it on top of a little Jenga of filthy paper towels that all the men of Burbank have used, including Jay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Now, see, in the women's bathroom, you just stick your hands into popcorn. Like there's an extra.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, there's just a popcorn bowl.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

And that's how you dry your hands.

[Bill Walton]

Incredible.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Do they switch out the bucket per movie?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, no, no, no.

[Bill Walton]

It's always like that.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like the Wolverine with his open mouth.

[Crushette]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Or like the.

[Bill Walton]

Get your hands in here, bub.

[Scott Aukerman]

Godzilla.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

What's the Sandworm from?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, from Dune.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. That you stick your hand in to get your popcorn out.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everything with these is just like an anus. Something to stick your dick into when you get home.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't have a dick, so I'm gonna fist it, but yeah, okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, sure.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Is there a sense of enjoyment to that? Just kind of quietly fisting an inanimate object?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. You should try it if you learn.

[Bill Walton]

Something new every day. I will try it. I wish I could right now. Scott. Where the Bucket's at?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that the title of this episode? Where the Bucket's At. Hey, Bill. What are you doing here?

[Bill Walton]

Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Welcome to the show. I mean, it's great to have you on the show, but what's going on with you?

[Bill Walton]

Pleasure to be back. Look, why won't you let me and my boys hack in your backyard? We got the Hacky Sack. I got Trev, I got Case.

[Scott Aukerman]

Trev's here.

[Bill Walton]

Trev's here. Big lair. And we want to hack somewhere, man. And we just want to hack in your backyard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why do you want to hack in the back?

[Bill Walton]

That might be the episode time.

[Scott Aukerman]

That might be it.

[Bill Walton]

We're gonna have to top that one. You just got the perfect yard for hack. You got hack room, you got high ceilings. No ceilings in your backyard.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's. Normally what you want in the backyard is the no ceilings. I mean, who knows? I mean, they could be at 40,000ft. We have no idea.

[Bill Walton]

That's true. Do you ever have, like, air traffic control saying, you gotta move your ceiling so we can get by here?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I can't recall, but. But I mean, there's. It feels like there's so many obstacles back there.

[Bill Walton]

Obstacles are the heart of hack, Scott Aukerman.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't you know?

[Bill Walton]

Yes, absolutely. Me and my boys just need two hours to hack in your backyard. We'll be as quiet as a mouse. We just can't do it at my place anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know. Every time you guys hack, I hear the hup. Oh. Oh, nice one.

[Bill Walton]

Okay, I'll tell Trev to lighten up on the nice ones. He's just a supportive hacker. Is that a problem for you?

[Scott Aukerman]

You know, it is interesting because, like, Hacky Sack, no one wins.

[Bill Walton]

Right?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It's not a competitive sport or everyone wins.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a good point.

[Bill Walton]

I mean, throw it down one time. Mary Elizabeth Ellis. That's exactly right.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are there competitions? Like, are there. You know what I mean? Like, can you go out there and play against other people?

[Bill Walton]

I am sick of competitions in this sick, crazy world.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott Akamara, you played in the NBA for how many seasons?

[Bill Walton]

God knows how many. I think around eight. But my back got fucked about five seasons into. And then I just had to. You know, I was barely a shell of myself. But even you having to remember what teams I played for, that's not my value. Listen to Alan Watts. Scott Aukerman. It's not about winning or losing. It's about the fun we had along the way. And so I am on a journey to do sports with no winners or losers. That's why I hack with the big dogs.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Who. And so Big Lair is there.

[Bill Walton]

Big Lair? Yes. Big Lair.

[Scott Aukerman]

What happened to Tiny Lair? Because he was playing with you for a while.

[Bill Walton]

Tiny Lair got stuck.

[Scott Aukerman]

In what?

[Bill Walton]

In a suitcase. He was trying to join an ocean's eleven. And he got stuck in a suitcase.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Bill Walton]

It was too small or too big. I don't know what the logic would be. I guess the zipper broke. I guess is what happened at time.

[Scott Aukerman]

He was trying to join an ocean.

[Bill Walton]

He was trying to join. Well, you know, you go to Vegas and there's the people on the side with the cards. And some of them are hitting the cards like, this is a place where nasty people do nasty things. But some of them are like, we need someone for our oceans 11. We need somewhere in our ocean's 11. And you walk by and you go, okay, what do you need a Bernie Mac type? A little guy who can climb around into things.

[Scott Aukerman]

A guy who eats all the time.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Acrobatic.

[Bill Walton]

Acrobatic. Maybe just a guy who clearly thinks he's funny and works.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you talking about the British guy?

[Bill Walton]

Whichever one it is. Or a Pacino even, which is what I ought to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think they all think they're funny, right?

[Bill Walton]

The ocean's 11. Yeah, well, they're just having fun. Don't you like watching rich people have fun? Scout on fire.

[Scott Aukerman]

I love it, man.

[Bill Walton]

It's one of my favorite things, and I really mean that. I don't know why it brings me so much.

[Scott Aukerman]

Rich people pretending to be poor people who then get rich in the movie. And so everything feels right with the world at the end.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, exactly. And the only way way that we get some of the wonderful small budget movies out there, like Black Bag, is if we spend the big bucks on an Ocean's eleven. That's what I'm here for. Watch big budget movies by guys who do a one for us, one for them.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Like Avatar with the navi.

[Bill Walton]

Yes. Everybody watch Avatar. We've got Fire and Ice coming out soon. They're fire Na'. Vi.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right, Scott.

[Bill Walton]

Ocra. When you watched the first Avatar, was there a moment where you said they could do this with fire also?

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, the first Avatar, they were in the air. Then the second one, they were in the water. Now they're in the fire in four. What are they? Maybe they're in Underground.

[Bill Walton]

What you're seeing before you is my mind being blown. I did not realize that they were in the air in the first one. And I guess totally right. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Up in the trees.

[Bill Walton]

They should have put air in the title because I knew the second one was Water because it's in the title.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's almost in the title. It should be Avatar is what you're saying.

[Bill Walton]

Great note. Could they redo it? Like live, Die, repeat. Just change the title for us. Thank you, Scott. Aquaman. It's a great idea. That's a great idea.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everyone go see Avatar. It, much like AI is propping up the entire industry.

[Bill Walton]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Our whole economy crashes. If AI crashes, how long before we.

[Bill Walton]

Get an AI guest on Comedy Bang Bang?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, I would love that.

[Bill Walton]

Don't you think it would be fun?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sometimes I think you're an AI guest.

[Bill Walton]

What do you mean by that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott, Arkansas, you're clearly dead.

[Bill Walton]

But Scott, I don't know how many times I have to explain this. I died. Then I came back to Earth on the Comedy Bang Bang Tour, realized I hadn't finished one of the things on my bucket list. Making a TV show called Entourage about a boy who moves to LA with all of his aunts and makes it big. And now I'm trying to do that. And once I do it, I can go to heaven.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can finally ascend or descend or whatever.

[Bill Walton]

You think you're gonna follow that journey on Eat, Pray, Dunk, Comedy Bang Bang World? Me and Mark Rennie.

[Scott Aukerman]

Were you a basketball fan and no. No, you were not. And so you've never seen, first of all, the most orange ball in sports?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes. Are you interested now? Didn't know that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Nope.

[Lotto Bosco]

Nope.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is there a more orange ball?

[Bill Walton]

If there is, I haven't Seen it. I mean, I guess the one in the White House, maybe.

[Scott Aukerman]

You mean the Cheeto in Chief.

[Bill Walton]

Where did you think of it, Scott?

[Scott Aukerman]

I was eating some Cheetos the other day, and I was like, this is a little familiar.

[Bill Walton]

Well, I tell you what, Scott Akerman, if you let me and the boys hack in the backyard, we'll just crash at your place tonight. How about that for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not an enticement for me.

[Bill Walton]

What do you. Wait. Okay. DoorDash. 50. 50 split. Whatever you want in Los Angeles.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wait, 50 to 50. There's five of you hacking and I pay 50%.

[Bill Walton]

And the six of us pay the other half.

[Scott Aukerman]

No, absolutely not.

[Bill Walton]

Okay, well, I'm trying to meet you halfway. Compromises the soul of wit. Scott Aukofan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Give me something. Give me. What do you have to offer?

[Bill Walton]

Okay, let's see. I've got. Well, I'm kind of in a fight with somebody on Facebook Marketplace right now because I overpaid for a Joe Rogan kettlebell. I can give you the Joe Rogan kettlebell for 45 bucks. It's Joe Rogan's big head with the kettlebell handles.

[Scott Aukerman]

How much did you pay for it?

[Bill Walton]

$450.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's a deal. That's a 90% discount.

[Bill Walton]

You think that's a deal? That's what this guy's saying?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

I'm not any stronger or funnier.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, no, no, no. It's a deal for Scott.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, for Scott to have it. Thank you. Yes. Thank you so much for the support on that one, Mary Elizabeth.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, I also feel like there is a benefit to maybe having these guys hack in your back. I mean, you have a child. Don't you want her to see.

[Scott Aukerman]

To grow up with some sort of.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Role models all of their time hacking in your back?

[Bill Walton]

I guess it's a great point.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Speaking of capitalism, I mean, that's a great way for her to understand that, like, not everybody out here trying to make money.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah. So not everyone can be a winner. Some people have to be losers.

[Bill Walton]

So you're saying we're all losers because we're not playing to win and we're trying to hack in your back right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. If you're not winners, you're losers.

[Bill Walton]

Who is that?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think that's the Cheeto in Chief.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, my God. I think that's a wonderful idea. I appreciate the support on your end, Emmy. And I'm wondering, add a me in there. What's that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, me, me.

[Bill Walton]

Sounds like mini me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Boy, he was funny, wasn't he? Remember the rap?

[Bill Walton]

The one that. Wait, does he rap in the middle.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of just the two of us?

[Bill Walton]

Just the two of us, Yeah. I was in the theater with my friends and I remember looking at them and saying, this is exactly our sense of humor. The first time I saw that suck at Austin Powers. My God.

[Scott Aukerman]

We in the franchise love to hear that.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, that's right. I forgot. BigF, big back and Gold member.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Bill Walton]

Big Back and Gold member.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yes. We, as we in the franchise just love to hear that anyone enjoyed any.

[Bill Walton]

Part of what's your YTD on that job?

[Scott Aukerman]

How much money I've made on it?

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, exactly. When you're looking at that check with.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your ytd, I honestly do not know. I could maybe get that information from you.

[Bill Walton]

Although I hate you hosting while you do it, if you like.

[Scott Aukerman]

I hate to bother my people with that kind of trivial.

[Bill Walton]

No, hit them up. Hit him up. What's my YTD on Gold member, Baby.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We just want to know if you made enough to afford a Joe Rogan kettlebell secondhand.

[Scott Aukerman]

It might be about $45. I'm not quite sure.

[Bill Walton]

But my question. I had a question. It was a great question.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, man.

[Bill Walton]

Back to your child watching us hack in the back. I would say that's a great idea. If she could still be behind a glass or inside the house or something. Because a lot of times if kids are watching, they accidentally become the hack and we're so in it, we don't even know.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's like during the World Series, those nets that are protecting everyone from the ball, it seems like they just expanding and expanding because people keep getting hit with balls.

[Bill Walton]

That's why they're making a bigger. I thought it was just big net going, like, hey, we can make this a little bigger for you. Yeah, but it's. People get hit with balls.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so. Yeah. I'm pretty sure.

[Bill Walton]

I didn't know that I was watching.

[Scott Aukerman]

But then everyone's out there with their gloves because they want to be hit with the balls because they want to catch them.

[Bill Walton]

You know, I think they all want to join the teams.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Well, I've always said it. If you go to a baseball game with a glove, you should be able to jump the fence and go and field some ground balls during the game.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, why not? And if you're good, that's like an audition, in a sense.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Bill Walton]

You should be able to audition for anything that you're at at any Given time.

[Scott Aukerman]

And the manager should be there going like, you know what? Take his place.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. Get out there.

[Bill Walton]

And I think the seed of the competition would make players play. Look, what if Shohei knows that there's someone in the stands who's a hundred times more eager than him. He's gonna try a little harder.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Finally lazy.

[Bill Walton]

He just looks like he's not even breaking a sweat.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Get off the bench. You know.

[Bill Walton]

Thank you.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bill Walton]

I was leaning over to people. I'm in the nosebleeds. And I'm leaning over to people and I'm like, get off the bench.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Get off the bench guy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why are you in the nosebleeds? You're one of sports greatest broadcasters. I don't know about you as a player.

[Bill Walton]

One of the greatest as well. A two time champion could have been one of the great centers of all time if you ask me. But anyway, they put me in the nosebleeds. I have tickets for the front row. But my nose, it bleeds. So they put me up there. Cause it gets on everybody else.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Runs right down. Runs all the way down to the field.

[Bill Walton]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It's a lot of blood.

[Bill Walton]

Are red with the blood of the wicked. Which is me. And it's the wicked because I'm painted green. Because I've just seen the movie and had a blast.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wicked for good. Yeah. Coming out a week from Wednesday.

[Bill Walton]

Is someone here to plug that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Nope, just wanted to.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Ariana Grande.

[Bill Walton]

I believe that's two weeks from Wednesday.

[Scott Aukerman]

Come on, man. We had a discussion about when this episode comes out. Right before we started this episode.

[Bill Walton]

My B. My B. Big dog. All right, well, I'm down to hack. Let's see if we can find. Kind of. Cause this is all about compromise. This'll be a little less.

[Scott Aukerman]

I am trying to compromise. You haven't given me anything other than the kettlebell. A kettlebell has got his face on it.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Kettlebell.

[Bill Walton]

What's something that you want? Or like, what's something that you know, Scott looks like he wants, you know, because I can't read you right now. Scott.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Corndog.

[Scott Aukerman]

Corndog. Honestly, I would take a corn dog. Right? No deal.

[Bill Walton]

It's no deal. I can't make that work.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can't give up one of your corn dogs. Oh, I thought you were vegetarian.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You have so many corn dogs over there.

[Bill Walton]

I know, but I'm hoarding them. I'm hoarding the corn dogs because people are gonna come for my corn dogs eventually.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Zombie apocalypse.

[Bill Walton]

Exactly.

[Scott Aukerman]

Some sort of Pluribus situation gonna happen.

[Bill Walton]

It's gonna be Pluribus and everyone's gonna first, everyone's gonna go, this is very interesting. I'm glad the big man's making a different tone of show. I'm curious to see where he's gonna go with it. They're talking about Gill and then they're gonna say, uh, oh, Gilligan.

[Scott Aukerman]

Remember the Skipper?

[Bill Walton]

Not really. I never watched it.

[Scott Aukerman]

You never watched Gilligan?

[Bill Walton]

No. All I know is a three hour tour from the Weird Al song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it was black and white for a little bit, then it turned into color and everyone was like, what if that happened these days where you're watching a show for two whole years and it's just black and white and then.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It turns into black and white?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It would have to go the other way, right?

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, they'd have to reverse the show. A man on the inside, maybe.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

So a black and white man, Season zero.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although I guess Better Call Saul, a lot of that was black and white.

[Bill Walton]

That's true. So Gilligan did it. You are the synchronous man today.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so Gilligan is out there saying, like, I want to make sure everyone knows this is influenced by Gilligan's Island. So he films part of Better Call Saul in black and white.

[Bill Walton]

I think that's the only explanation. I mean, you've got a closer into odenkirk than I do, but if you want, I can reach out and check in.

[Scott Aukerman]

We have a call him. Okay. We have a text once a year on his bir. On his birthday relationship, not on mine.

[Bill Walton]

And he texts you on his birthday.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Bill Walton]

And he goes, waiting. Waiting on that text, Scotty boy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Exactly. Well, gosh, Bill, I don't think it's going to happen for you. Although I do want that kettlebell. So this is just his face? It's not his sweaty shirt from his last standup special?

[Bill Walton]

No, the shirt was inaccessible. It's. You know, that thing's worth a lot of money because, you know, it makes you look so in shape.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, it's Alpha or even Sigma kind of feel to it.

[Bill Walton]

I didn't know we threw it up to Sigma. Which one's Sigma?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sigma is where it's even better than Alpha. Really? That's where you want to be?

[Bill Walton]

Wow.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow.

[Bill Walton]

Well, I gotta rush a new frat then.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Me too. I got a lot of work to do.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah. Are you in a frat?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Which one are you in? I'm in AE PI. The Jewish fraternity.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, great. I actually am a Kappa Kappa Gamma. And even though we're a sorority, we're actually a fratern.

[Bill Walton]

What do you mean by that?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We started before all the other sororities. So we're a fraternity.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah. Because on the campus it had to be called something else. Isn't fraternity. Isn't the etymology of that that it's fraternal, a brotherhood?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Sure, yeah. Yeah, but. And they hadn't, they hadn't started any other sororities yet, so we were like, guess we'll be a fraternity.

[Bill Walton]

You were the founding member.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

That's incredibly impressive. That takes a lot of work and effort in common.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

1814. 1814, when everything was black and white.

[Bill Walton]

I've always wondered this around you, things were black and white.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yep.

[Bill Walton]

You just. That's how you saw through your own eyes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

Until like right after World War II. Right.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, yeah, that right after six, that bomb exploded.

[Bill Walton]

Right.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

And everything went.

[Scott Aukerman]

Everything was color. Amazing. Well, gosh, Bill, I don't think it's gonna happen, but. So call up the boys and say, no go, no dice.

[Bill Walton]

Fuck you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, Bill.

[Bill Walton]

You fucking prick.

[Scott Aukerman]

What the hell? Hey.

[Bill Walton]

I fucking hate this guy. Bill, come on. I asked for one nice thing.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fuck. Fuck me. Fuck you.

[Bill Walton]

Fuck me. Fuck you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Fuck me. Fuck you.

[Bill Walton]

Go fuck yourself. Bill.

[Scott Aukerman]

We have to take break.

[Bill Walton]

I'll stick around.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. We're gonna take a break. When we come back, we have a team building expert and also a stand up comedian. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang Bang after this. Man, you ever take a picture on your phone and you're like, oh, I wish that my mom could see this, but she doesn't know how to use her phone. Or ah, boy, I wish this one deserves being up on the wall. But God, going to the store and getting a frame and putting it together. God, that sounds like so much work. Well, you know what? Aura Frames keeps your family connected even when you're miles apart, making it the perfect gift to give. With Aura Frames, you can share photos and videos effortlessly straight from your phone all year long. Plus get unlimited free photos and videos with the Aura app. All you gotta do is just connect it to wifi. You can't wrap togetherness, but you can frame it. Now. I love the Aura Frames. Greatest gift that I've ever given anyone. Everyone in our family that we give it to. We all talk about it at my house. We stare at it a lot and just wait for the new pictures to roll over. It's really interesting. It pairs two pictures together somehow. It finds a way to make them sort of connected. So it'll either be the same person or the same color scheme, someone in the same pose. It's really fascinating. It is the greatest gift I've ever given anyone. For a limited time, visit auraframes.com and get $45 off Aura's best selling Carver mat frames named number one by Wirecutter by using promo code Bang Bang at checkout. That's auraframes.com promo code Bang Bang. This exclusive Black Friday Cyber Monday deal is their best of the year. So order now before it ends. Support the show by mentioning us at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. Oh, boy, the holidays just around the corner. That corner named December 24th and Christmas Street. Oh, I love those two corners. Those two streets where they intersect. Anyway, it's time to get your space ready, right? It's time to put up all the decorations. Everything you need. Well, who better to do it with than Wayfair? Wayfair is the place to shop for all things home. Everything from sofas to spatulas. If they made a combination of those two, they would probably have it. You name it, they have it. You can get up to 70% off during Wayfair's Black Friday sale. Wayfair also has styles you can't find anywhere else. No generic pieces that you've seen a hundred, a thousand, a million times. So you can make your home way more you. And starting October 30, you can shop Wayfair's can't miss Black Friday deal all month long. That's right. Plus you can just, you know, sit back and relax. With Wayfair's fast and easy shipping just in time for the holidays. We got a bunch of holiday stuff from Wayfair. We got, first of all, the holiday Halloween. We got some giant life sized skeletons for some reason. But we also got a bunch of Christmas stuff, you know, that cool op loves Christmas. We got Santa stuff. We got all sorts of decorations. It's all up here. Don't miss out on an early Black Friday deal. Head to Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair's Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. That's Wayfair. W A Y F A I R.com sale ends December 7th. Cold mornings. Holiday plans. You know, this is when you just want your wardrobe to be simple. Stuff that looks sharp, feels good, and things that you will actually wear. And that, my friend, is where quince comes in. And the bonus quince pieces make great gifts too. So you can be wearing it yourself and then give someone exactly what you're wearing and then they open it up and go, are you wearing the same thing? And then you go, yeah, I want to be twin twins. Twins rhymes with Quinns, which is a little like quince. Quince rhymes with Prince. Anyway, this season's lineup is simple but smart and Easy with quints $50 Mongolian cashmere sweaters that feel like an everyday luxury and wool coats that are equal parts stylish and durable. Now, I just ordered something from Quint's. I got the cotton peak knit blazer. Looks great. It was honestly a little inexpensive too, for a blazer. It looks good on me. It's so comfy. This is the kind of thing that they sell at quints. They sell just things that look really good and they're not that expensive either. Give and get. Timeless holiday staples that last this season with quints go to quints.com Bang Bang for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's. That is amazing. Now available in Canada too. That is Q U I N C E.com Bang Bang Quince.com Bang Bang. Free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Mary Elizabeth Ellis is here. A man on the inside comes back to our television screens or iPads or phones. What? I mean, we don't care what you watch. So many ways.

[Bill Walton]

Just watch it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just watch it. Season two out this Thursday also, Bill Walton is here and I noticed the guys have arrived. You didn't call them off.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, the. Well, we're on. We're on Apple texting, WhatsApp and Signal.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. So. Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

And you see those that are like the good Adam and the bad Adam.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so. Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

I think one of your friends is in it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

It's like a guy named Adam and.

[Scott Aukerman]

Another guy, two friends of the show. They both been on this show.

[Bill Walton]

I forget which Adams they are.

[Scott Aukerman]

Adam Brody hasn't joined joined the three timers club yet. Things are going great for him.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, good for him.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's only in the two time.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He also want a Netflix show. So come on, what are we doing?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, he's top lining it.

[Bill Walton]

Of course.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're on the phone in several scenes.

[Bill Walton]

I'm going to say this right now, actually. Scott Aukerman.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I bet he's number two on the call sheet and so am I. Oh, really?

[Bill Walton]

You think Brody's too? Oh, yeah, he is.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, yeah. KB is up there at number one.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah. I'm going to say this right now, Scott Aukman. And this is going to go viral. Okay. Are you Ready for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, all right.

[Bill Walton]

Here we go. I, a Jewish man, audition for a character on that show. A Jewish character.

[Scott Aukerman]

Bill Walton is auditioning for Netflix.

[Bill Walton]

You got it. I'm submitting. I'm auditioning.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay.

[Bill Walton]

And lo and behold, who do they cast? Timothy Simons, one of the least Jewish men I've ever met. I was on an improv team with this guy and he couldn't. I had to miss a practice for Yom Kippur and he had no idea what I was talking about. And here he is wearing and I'll say it and you can bleep it if you need Jew face on this show. Making millions of dollars, I'm assuming. I don't know the Netflix pay rate. Well, I, A poor, poor, poor man.

[Scott Aukerman]

Poor dead man who only came back to life to try to get his show on the air.

[Bill Walton]

Can't even get his Entourage show on the air. And then Timothy rubs it in my face by doing a commercial that's all about how nice his car is and it's so nice his parents think he's richer than he is.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think this guy is not even in the one timers club.

[Bill Walton]

How.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think he's.

[Bill Walton]

Can you have us on together and we'll get into it about.

[Scott Aukerman]

I would love that.

[Bill Walton]

I think we'll break some stuff down.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's what the people want.

[Bill Walton]

Yes. Maybe the holiday episode just fire everybody.

[Scott Aukerman]

In and maybe he's been on once. Oh, I think he's. He was on once.

[Bill Walton]

A forgettable appearance in.

[Scott Aukerman]

This was a full calendar year before me was on the show. This was in April of. Of 2014.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I can't believe anything ever happened before I was on this show.

[Scott Aukerman]

I know. Yeah. I can't remember anything.

[Bill Walton]

There's definitely B M E E and a M E E. Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Thank you.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Bowel movement.

[Bill Walton]

What?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Was that the new little trot song?

[Scott Aukerman]

Bowel movement. What? All right, we need to get to our next guest. She's a til. Sorry, a team building expert, not a till beaming expert. She's been on the show once before. Please welcome back to the show Chrishette.

[Crushette]

Hi. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for having me. And I think I'm here at like, probably the exact right time because I'm sensing a little bit of tension in this room.

[Scott Aukerman]

A little disharmony.

[Crushette]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

So we got into a big. Fuck me, fuck you off.

[Crushette]

Yeah. There's something happening and I just. So a little bit of background. I'm a team building expert. I get teams together from all kinds of companies.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't build them, you get them together.

[Crushette]

Right. They're. They're already built, but sometimes they're not gelled or glommed and they're not knowing how to work together. Right. So we got to get them in a room, we got to do some seatbelt and expert work.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's that now? Sorry, go ahead.

[Crushette]

Oh, some team building expert work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Right.

[Crushette]

Okay. I do have a little bit of one confession. Yeah?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh.

[Crushette]

So I was working with the surgeons from cedar cyanide last night and we did an amazing team building workshop and we were gelling and glomming so much. We were clumped and glommed and we really wanted to keep the momentum going, so we went out and after the team building.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wow.

[Crushette]

We went out all night and I have not been in yet, so I'm still out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Crushette]

I thought I was at a bar right now, but I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Then I introduced you.

[Crushette]

I thought that. And then you introduced me.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just thought that you were getting bad service at a bar.

[Crushette]

I thought I was at a bar.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wonder why you were waving a 20 around.

[Crushette]

Well, and then nobody was paying attention. And then I started hearing a conflict and so I got interested because I like to build and glom after I hear something.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now, you were booked on the show a long time ago. Frankly, I'm amazed you showed up. Are you a self driving car or.

[Crushette]

I was, in a way. Mo. But I did have your address in my contacts and so it sent me here. I thought I was going to birds.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. To birds. Right. Were they hula hoop on the table? They dance on the tables there and everything? Yeah. Boy, these are local references, by the way.

[Crushette]

I needed like, some chicken and so. But here I am.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want some morning chicken?

[Crushette]

I wanted some morning chicken, but I'm so, so happy to be here instead.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, I'm glad you're here because honestly, there's some disharmony between Bill and I. Am me and I. Yeah.

[Crushette]

Me, Bill and you. I think that there's some really some good team building we can do here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let's do it. I'm so sorry that you're not feeling at your best.

[Crushette]

No, I feel amaz. I literally feel amazing.

[Bill Walton]

I mean.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, I mean, you're obviously still kind of drunk.

[Crushette]

I mean, what did you guys do.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Last night after that? So much glitter on your face.

[Crushette]

We went to. So after Cedar Surgeons Sesh, we started at Woods Woody Harrelson's weed lounge.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh.

[Crushette]

So then we started there and then we popped over To Boa Steakhouse. Had a nice little steak. Then we went to the Abbey, and things got a little out of control. And then we popped over to the Scientology center just to grab some brochures. And then we went to the Valley.

[Scott Aukerman]

All the way to the Valley. This is. You're going all across la.

[Crushette]

We went to the Valley, and I thought that Dimples was still open, but apparently is permanently closed. It's where you do karaoke.

[Scott Aukerman]

Karaoke, yes.

[Crushette]

So I did just pop everybody into the street, and we did a little karaoke in the street.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. How did you have anything.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I want to know your song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

What's your go to?

[Crushette]

Well, I have a confession in me.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you have a lot of confession.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, I love it.

[Crushette]

I am also a Kappa Kappa Kamma. Well, we are brothers in the mystic bond.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay. Are you really?

[Crushette]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No wonder you're drunk at breakfast.

[Crushette]

Thank you.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Crushette]

And so our sorority song was like a prayer. Oh, Madonna.

[Scott Aukerman]

Madge.

[Crushette]

Madge. So that's my song. Oh.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, Bill.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't like that song?

[Bill Walton]

It's a blasphemous song. And an even more blasphemous song.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why?

[Bill Walton]

There was so much controversy around the music video Leave Catholicism alone.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I believe. Wasn't she using a crucifix in the tour behind that to maybe do something to stimulate her?

[Bill Walton]

Madonna.

[Crushette]

Nobody says what you have to do with that thing. You could do whatever you want with that.

[Bill Walton]

Well, it's just a difference of opinion to me. I think that's a cross too far to bear.

[Crushette]

Oh, you're offended?

[Scott Aukerman]

Pun unintended.

[Crushette]

Okay, well, this is a brave space, and you're allowed to say exactly what you want.

[Bill Walton]

It's a what space?

[Crushette]

Brave. Brave.

[Bill Walton]

I am nose to nose with you on that one.

[Crushette]

Okay, let's get out of. Does anyone have a penny?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, they stopped making them a while back, so I, I, I mean, I have my penny collection.

[Crushette]

Well, this is. This is a. Called Penny for your thoughts.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Crushette]

Does anyone have a penny?

[Scott Aukerman]

This is like a 1919 B. That is silver. When they were just.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Here we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

They weren't making them out of zinc.

[Crushette]

The perfect exercise for team building and getting to know each other. Okay, okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

Me.

[Bill Walton]

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Scott Aukerman]

Hey, I know it.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Try.

[Bill Walton]

Go 1959.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Wrong. 14.

[Scott Aukerman]

Just 14.

[Crushette]

1459.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. 1459.

[Crushette]

Okay, so here's the exercise. What is a memory you have from that year?

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, yeah. Now it's holding pretty hard. I need a date, though.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, it's bit a little. It's been a minute. And I already said I don't believe that anything happened before I was ever on comedy.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you are an immortal. We haven't covered that on the show yet.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, I don't like to talk. I don't like.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're a Highlander.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I don't like to brag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But stones.

[Crushette]

Oh, okay. I love that.

[Scott Aukerman]

A lot of stones back then.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

So many stones.

[Crushette]

You loved working with stones and with different materials.

[Scott Aukerman]

Couldn't throw a rock without any stones.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, exactly. And it was pre. Black and white.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Oh, pre. So you just saw, like, sequence.

[Crushette]

So what is it? Clee.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yep. Clear.

[Scott Aukerman]

Speaking of Scientology.

[Crushette]

Amazing. Well, I feel like I got to know her so much better.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Thank you for asking. Thank you.

[Crushette]

Yeah. You're so well done.

[Bill Walton]

I knew that she was very selfish with the penny and that I had the right date, and nobody said good job to me. That's what I learned.

[Scott Aukerman]

I have a penny here.

[Crushette]

Okay, great.

[Scott Aukerman]

2014.

[Crushette]

2014. I would love to hear what was a great memory from that year for use.

[Scott Aukerman]

Tim Symons came on Comedy Bang. Bang.

[Crushette]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

And did an incredible episode with Matt Wal.

[Bill Walton]

And anyone can do a good episode with Matt Walsh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I don't think either of them did characters.

[Bill Walton]

It was their new V podcast, I.

[Scott Aukerman]

Think they were actually. Or they had some sort of podcast going.

[Bill Walton]

I care.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think it was Veep yet.

[Crushette]

Well, I think podcasts, I'm just gathering are fantastic. Way to gel and glom. Am I wrong?

[Bill Walton]

Can I ask you? I don't really know what glom means. Like, when I think of glomming, it's like someone glomming.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Right.

[Bill Walton]

Here's the look again.

[Crushette]

Let the fraternity.

[Bill Walton]

Here's the look again.

[Crushette]

Let the fraternity girls explain it.

[Bill Walton]

Okay.

[Crushette]

Glomming is when you get together in a group and you really glom up. What does glom mean to you?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think he was asking what it means to you.

[Crushette]

Actually, what it means to me is, like, to gel or to stick or to glue. Have you heard of glue?

[Bill Walton]

I've heard of it. I love this stuff.

[Crushette]

Me too. So it's like putting things together in a. It's like you're not separated anymore. You're glommed to each other.

[Bill Walton]

Okay.

[Crushette]

You're clinged, you're glommed sometimes to an unhealthy degree, and that's fine.

[Bill Walton]

Okay, you want me to unhealthily glom myself to Scott?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Crushette]

Another word that I learned from the Cedars surgeons last night is coagulate.

[Scott Aukerman]

Coagulate a lot. Like what blood does.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's right.

[Crushette]

So that's another way to say it. And I'll probably use that in my roster now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, good.

[Bill Walton]

I'm words. I would love to coagulate and glom off of. Scott Aukofman. And I am trying to.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think it's reciprocal, though. See, what if. If someone wants to glom on you and you don't want to be glommed?

[Crushette]

That's a really good question. That's what we call the old oil and water.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Crushette]

And a really good exercise for that is. Does anyone have an egg?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I have three right over there. Is that enough?

[Crushette]

Do you have a spoon?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, I only have two spoons.

[Crushette]

Okay, let's use one with words, then. Does anyone have two tooths and one lie?

[Bill Walton]

Two tooths, two truths. Yes, and a lie.

[Crushette]

Or does anyone have a ski that we could put shots into and we can all do the shots together?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think that's what you were doing last night. I don't think that that relates.

[Crushette]

Really is so good.

[Scott Aukerman]

It did bring you guys together.

[Crushette]

It does. You all have to work as a team to get that shot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are they still with you, by the way? Did they come over with you? Because we have a different group who seems to arrive in the background back.

[Crushette]

There, and they're hacking away.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Surgeons are back at surgery.

[Crushette]

No, some of them had to go to surgery and cocket.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

But I see some guys with masks back there. Oh, no, that's. That looks like Big Trev actually has a mask on. What kind of mask is that?

[Bill Walton]

Well, he's just being Covid. Safe.

[Crushette]

And then that's.

[Bill Walton]

He's got Covid. So he.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's got.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, so he puts on his ghost face mask.

[Crushette]

And then that's Dr. Michelson back there, the hand surgeon.

[Scott Aukerman]

Dr. Michelson.

[Bill Walton]

I tell you what, that guy could work a shoulder in the hack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Bill Walton]

Look at that. He's a what surgeon?

[Crushette]

A hand surgeon.

[Bill Walton]

Wonderful.

[Scott Aukerman]

You should be a foot surgeon with that technique.

[Bill Walton]

Scott taught me that pickup line when he was reading the game.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, you should be a foot surgeon with that technique.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, yes. It's like how Jeff Goldblum always compliments people's hands and says they should play piano. Scott thought of his version of that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Because I've never noticed that he does that once per movie, right?

[Bill Walton]

Yes, yes. A few times in the Fly. But you just can't understand it near the end.

[Crushette]

I'm loving this. We're all laughing I do love this. We're all laughing together. Can I have some of that water?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I do feel glum.

[Scott Aukerman]

You want some of which water?

[Crushette]

Yeah, I'm really thirsty.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

There you go.

[Crushette]

Okay. Thank you.

[Bill Walton]

Can I say, I don't know if you're responsible for this, but your Waymo is getting a DUI out there right now.

[Crushette]

Oh, no, that's good.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, that's good.

[Crushette]

I like to defer my DUIs.

[Bill Walton]

I didn't know we had their word.

[Crushette]

Defer DUI. I don't like waymos because I miss people.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. When I'm in them, I know. It's the human touch.

[Crushette]

I know. I like to be with people. I don't like to be alone.

[Scott Aukerman]

You seem like a real people person.

[Crushette]

I am. I love people.

[Scott Aukerman]

You did your whole big thing last night, then you spent all night with the surgeons, and then you just rolled up right here with these. Yeah.

[Crushette]

I love to get groups together. I love to talk to people.

[Scott Aukerman]

I.

[Crushette]

It's my favorite thing in this whole.

[Scott Aukerman]

World, though, that you maybe have a fear of being alone. No, really?

[Crushette]

No.

[Scott Aukerman]

You. You. You. You seemed. I don't want shaken by them. Rattled. No, no, no. How. What. What percentage of the day are you just alone?

[Crushette]

What's another exercise we can do, Boy?

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, you're the one who knows the exercises.

[Crushette]

Okay, listen, I don't have a lot of alone time. I. I go home to my roommates and we all hang.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many roommates do you have?

[Crushette]

I have 14 roommates.

[Scott Aukerman]

14? That's a lot of roommates. What kind of estate are you living?

[Crushette]

House in the hills.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Crushette]

It's kind of like.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Is this the American Apparel house?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, my God.

[Crushette]

Yeah, we all wear a lot of tights.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

So fun.

[Crushette]

Yeah, it's really fun. We're models.

[Bill Walton]

What makes it the American Apparel house? Does Dov Charney own it?

[Crushette]

Yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. And then the great thing about it is I think you can have sex anytime you want.

[Crushette]

That's right.

[Bill Walton]

And I'm in one of those houses where you can't do that.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, no. You gotta get in a sex.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's not by choice, actually.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, neither is this.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Crushette]

No, but I really got my experience living in a house like this from the fraternity.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Crushette]

When we lived in, we all lived in. We slept in a cold dorm or a warm dorm. Did you have this?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is that like hot yoga and regular yoga.

[Crushette]

It's like you ch. We all slept in one big room.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Crushette]

And you can either choose the hot room or the cold room. And so you all sleep in there.

[Scott Aukerman]

Depending on if you sleep warm or if you stay open. If you sleep warm, you can choose which one. How many people choose? The hot room?

[Crushette]

50.

[Scott Aukerman]

50% or 50 people. Oh, okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

And then is it only one person in the cold room and that's why it's cold?

[Crushette]

No, there are 50 people in there too.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it's even split.

[Crushette]

You keep the windows open in which room? In the winter.

[Bill Walton]

This current house sounds incredible. I, of course, am happily married to my wife, who is currently exploring other people. But I am fine monogamously, so I won't need the sex all the time. But I'd love to move into this American Apparel house. I've said, look, I hate the guy dove Charney, but ever since he left that place, I can't find a goddamn good hoodie anywhere.

[Crushette]

Right, that used to be.

[Scott Aukerman]

So those zip ups.

[Crushette]

Yes, come on, come on. Those zip ups sound good.

[Bill Walton]

So soft. So cough. I keep telling the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, if you don't bring that hoodie back, I'm not doing shows here. You're not doing shows already here. And then I go to Birds and I order a nice dry lavash and a wet bean soup.

[Crushette]

What's a dry lavash?

[Scott Aukerman]

It comes standard there.

[Bill Walton]

It comes standard? Yeah. You just say that. Get me the chicken. And it's that you probably thought that it was some sort of brillo pad or something on the side of your plate, but it's the bread that comes next to your chicken.

[Scott Aukerman]

People who live in one part of LA are loving this.

[Bill Walton]

Everyone, I tell you, everyone, they want to see comedy. And then they go to Birds because they're like, I keep hearing about this dry lavash on Comedy Bang Bang. I have to try it. And it's like, you can, but the security guard's gonna put his hand on your lower back every once in a while.

[Crushette]

Oh, I met him last night.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, let that go.

[Scott Aukerman]

You still have the handprint on your back.

[Crushette]

Yeah. He really got on there.

[Bill Walton]

I hope he got by behind you. Even though there was a ton of space.

[Crushette]

Yeah, no, there was a ton of space, but the surgeons were. They beat him up for me.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, man, I wish I had. My crew won't. We're all pacifists.

[Crushette]

Yeah, sure.

[Bill Walton]

So we try to do peaceful. I'm sorry. I need some team building here.

[Crushette]

Yes. Oh, my God, I would love it.

[Bill Walton]

Me. E keeps changing my volume on my headphones. I think she thinks she's changing hers and it's really making me pissed off.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, no, no, no. I definitely knew what I was doing.

[Crushette]

Okay. I have a.

[Scott Aukerman]

You turning him down or up?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Bill Walton]

I thought I'd go crazy for a second.

[Crushette]

I have amazing work through for this.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay.

[Crushette]

Does anyone have a potato sack?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have about 12 over there in the corner.

[Crushette]

Okay, well, we're gonna get you guys in one potato sack, and you're gonna hop from one side of the room to the other. Okay.

[Bill Walton]

In the same sack.

[Crushette]

In the same sack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

One leg in this.

[Crushette]

No, both legs in one sack. Yeah, I have an extra wide sack in sack.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I don't know if I feel like he has a lot of sack experience, and I don't know that I don't have that much sack.

[Scott Aukerman]

He's got hacky sack experience.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I don't know what I'm saying.

[Bill Walton]

I've got all sack experience, half hacky sack, love sack, ball sack. I've been all around.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

See, I don't have a ball sack, so.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. Yeah. Well, previously established on the show.

[Crushette]

Him talk about sack and you relate.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get in the sack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, my God.

[Lotto Bosco]

Hold on.

[Scott Aukerman]

Let me write this.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I got to write this.

[Crushette]

Get in the sack.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get in the sack.

[Crushette]

Get in the sack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He went face first. How am I supposed to.

[Bill Walton]

Why are we doing face to foot?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, there's no crotch. I'll stand.

[Scott Aukerman]

Get in the sack. 69.

[Crushette]

69. Sack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

All right. It's early, but. Okay.

[Crushette]

And you guys are going to wait.

[Scott Aukerman]

Getting in the sack.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Here we go. I want to make sure I get asked back for a fourth time here.

[Scott Aukerman]

They're both in the sack. What do you want them to do now?

[Crushette]

They're going to hop from one side to the other side of the.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

So it looks like.

[Crushette]

And we're gonna cheer.

[Scott Aukerman]

Your feet are out, Bill. So maybe.

[Bill Walton]

So I'll hop against gravity.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. You need to turn upside down, Emmy, so that.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

No, no, I stand upright. He's gotta hold his hands on, like, my kind of waist above. So we're crotch to crotch.

[Bill Walton]

I don't wanna do any improprieties here. I will do my hands around your waist, but not touching it the way Keanu Reeves takes photos with women.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, so you're just gonna hold your hands up so they're visible the entire time.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I appreciate that.

[Crushette]

Okay, now get to hopping.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay, here we go.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, fuck.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Fucking those. We're almost there. Keep going.

[Bill Walton]

Wow.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I actually really like this. This feels good.

[Crushette]

Me, me, me. Thank you.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

More cheering.

[Crushette]

Yay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I feel like we did it, you guys.

[Scott Aukerman]

How you Doing?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You were not fucking lying about that nosebleed. But you know, that is a lot of blood that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, my. My studio covered with blood, right?

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

I'm sorry about that. If you have a tissue somewhere, I could use a tissue.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't have any tissue. All these potato sacks.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

So many meat.

[Bill Walton]

Could I use the eggs? I don't know.

[Crushette]

But can I lift one thing up? Oh, that. You stopped thinking about the drama. You stopped thinking about who was changing the audio.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We actually really did.

[Scott Aukerman]

How do you guys feel about each other right now?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Tepid.

[Bill Walton]

Do we say? Is it a one word answer?

[Scott Aukerman]

You can do two or three.

[Crushette]

Two or three or seven.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Not more than seven.

[Bill Walton]

More than seven?

[Crushette]

No, not more, please.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, Try to keep it to seven. Try to keep it to seven.

[Bill Walton]

Sucker.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Crushette]

Wow.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Are you possessed like in the Exorcist? What's happening?

[Bill Walton]

I was doing George Carlin. Seven words you can't say on tv. And I don't know if pace is one of them. Look, I do feel a little closer. My face really hurts. I will say I feel like I lost. I don't even. I feel like the end of the movie old where the couple who was having affair against each other got so old and they said, we don't even remember what we were fighting about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, wow, that's beautiful. In the movie old, it was beautiful.

[Crushette]

This is sounding like you're glommed.

[Scott Aukerman]

You guys are glommed.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is how glom feels.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We're really coagulating. Yes, Unlike your nose.

[Scott Aukerman]

Incredible. Now, you and I weren't in the sack together, so I still say you.

[Bill Walton]

You'll never be in the sack with me.

[Scott Aukerman]

You, you, me, me, me, me.

[Bill Walton]

You stick around, Bill, for the duration.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay, Great. We need to take a break. Crochet. Very good team building. Thank you very much.

[Crushette]

I'm honored.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I'm honored.

[Crushette]

Built this house.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I don't think you built anything. You just kind of glommed everything together. But you could maybe change yourself to a team glommer expert or something.

[Crushette]

Okay, I'll change my website right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Wow.

[Bill Walton]

Very adept. She's on Canva. She's doing the whole.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, we need to take a break. When we come back, we have a standup comedian just to lighten the mood a little bit. Thank God.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Very tense here, but looks like we also.

[Crushette]

They have an amazing bagel bar at Scientology center after this, if we want to hit up.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't need to tell me. Let's all go.

[Crushette]

Yeah, we don't have to Sign up for anything. We just go in.

[Scott Aukerman]

You can sign up, though, if you want.

[Crushette]

You can if you want.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We should hop over in your potato socks.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. That would be so fun. They wouldn't know what to do with us. Yeah, these guys are too weird for us. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Mary Elizabeth Ellis, more Bill Walton, more crochet and a standup comedian. We're going to be right back with more comedy.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Bang, bang after this.

[Scott Aukerman]

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[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

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[Scott Aukerman]

Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Mary Elizabeth Ellis. A man on the inside is back for season two on this Thursday, and we're at a commute community college. Is he a professor there? What is he. What's he up to?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He is. Yeah. He's pretending to be a professor.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of what?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Architectology.

[Scott Aukerman]

Architectology. Okay. Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Okay.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, this sounds like a dynamite show. Plus, we have Bill Walton who's trying to sell Entourage with the aunts.

[Bill Walton]

Yes.

[Scott Aukerman]

And I guess auditioning for other shows in order to get his foot in the door.

[Bill Walton]

If I can. I feel like the best way to sell a TV show is to. To audition for series regulars on other shows.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure. We also have. Crushette is here. A team glomming expert.

[Crushette]

That's right.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right. You've changed the website. I noticed. Thank you so much. This is gorgeous.

[Crushette]

Did you see that I work with Dave's hot chicken last night?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, you did? Dave's hot chicken last night. Was this before the surgeons?

[Crushette]

It was before the surgeons, but we all met out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I've noticed their website now says Dave's mild chicken. Did you. Is that something you did?

[Crushette]

Yeah. I thought we don't want to be too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Don't want to be too hot. Yeah, that's. It's keeping me away, honestly, from eating at Dave's.

[Crushette]

Yeah, I don't want to. Not everybody wants hot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, that's what I always say about chicken. Not everyone wants hot. I hate going to a chicken place that doesn't even say they're hot.

[Crushette]

Do you want to burn yourself?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes.

[Crushette]

Who wants to do that?

[Scott Aukerman]

No, thank you.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Not on chicken.

[Scott Aukerman]

What?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Do you want to burn yourself on a stove?

[Crushette]

You want that?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I mean, sometimes it makes you feel alive.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's right.

[Bill Walton]

Absolutely. If you're not touching a hot stove once every once in a while just to know that you're alive, how are you going to appreciate that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Appreciate the times that you're not burned? You know, with a third degree burn.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

If you don't exactly. Gratitude practice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Exactly. Well, we need to get to our next guest. This is exciting. He's a standup comedian here to lighten the mood a little bit. Please welcome, for the first time on the show, Lotto Bosco.

[Lotto Bosco]

Hello, my little roses. Hope you bought your comedic appetize' cause I got that laugh of buffet.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Comedic appetites. Yes. Okay. Yeah, we're ready to laugh Lotto box, Costco. So, so great to have you on the show.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, I've been in the game for a long time. I love babies. And I got a big old show at the Mall of America. I gotta sell Tippets, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Out there in Minnesota.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Lotto Bosco]

You ever been seen a comedy club inside of the mall?

[Scott Aukerman]

I. I have, yes. Nick Swartzen said it was a good club.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah. I'm performing right next to it in the world of socks, brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

The world of socks?

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, baby. Every type of sock you imagine. Think of a socks gotta.

[Scott Aukerman]

Some short.

[Lotto Bosco]

Got it. Go ahead. Think of any other type of.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I was thinking tall, knee length. Yeah.

[Crushette]

The. With the little curls on the edges.

[Lotto Bosco]

You better believe ruffles. Yeah, you better believe that the world is going to have a little bit of ruffles when a lot of bus go make a joke.

[Scott Aukerman]

What about socks? Had pictures of ruffles potato chips, but not actual ruffles on the.

[Lotto Bosco]

Let me go on Google potato. Oh, S A I. So it's quicker for me. Yeah, they got that up in there, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

They got that up in there.

[Lotto Bosco]

Big.

[Bill Walton]

That was the AI answer. What about that?

[Lotto Bosco]

Big. It said big time.

[Crushette]

They said big time on the site.

[Lotto Bosco]

Hey, I programmed my chat. You know how you can train your chat GPT to talk to you how you like?

[Crushette]

Yeah.

[Lotto Bosco]

I train mine to only say big time.

[Scott Aukerman]

How often does it say big time then? 90% of the time.

[Lotto Bosco]

100% of the time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't know if I would trust the information coming out of that.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, a lot of things that I thought were true actually are not. And a lot of things that I didn't think happened are happening.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wow. It's like Gabe Liedman being one of our most. Yes. Oh, I thought you raised your hand. You're just raising. You're raising the microphone stand, right?

[Bill Walton]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

But you're so tall that when you reach up to something, it acts all the time.

[Bill Walton]

I'm always answering questions that I don't have the answer to, but I'm usually just raising my microphone stand.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Well, what are you in school for currently? Yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, I am taking pre calc.

[Scott Aukerman]

Post cal as well.

[Bill Walton]

Right. And post calc. And I'll tell you what, you just.

[Scott Aukerman]

Want to work around the edges.

[Crushette]

What about present calc?

[Bill Walton]

It's. I had a lot of trouble. Stay. I had to drop it. I couldn't stay Present. Yeah.

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay. That's reminding me. Okay. And this could.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. A lot of boss.

[Lotto Bosco]

I've been in the game for a long time, so I have a Bit about any type of thing. And I have a mathematics joke if you guys want to hear.

[Scott Aukerman]

You have a what joke? Mathematics joke. Oh, okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay. When seven walk into the club to have a little party with number nine. Why? How come number eight felt so alone?

[Scott Aukerman]

Is this a variation on the seven, eight, nine?

[Crushette]

They weren't glommed.

[Lotto Bosco]

Because, big time, I do have to confess something.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, this is a big. This. I feel like Usher here. There's so many confessions.

[Crushette]

Like, we're on the Bachelor at this point.

[Lotto Bosco]

Chad GPT is writing the punch lines, and I write the setups to the jokes.

[Scott Aukerman]

You got to do that the reverse way.

[Lotto Bosco]

Have chat bgt write the setup and me. Right, yeah. Let me try.

[Scott Aukerman]

Honestly, that one didn't really make a lot of sense.

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay, let me try one.

[Scott Aukerman]

It just said big time, which you've trained to your chat GP to say.

[Lotto Bosco]

It got me a setup. Now let me try this one. Big time. Women are different than men.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay? This, I mean, this is fertile ground for comedy.

[Lotto Bosco]

I don't think.

[Scott Aukerman]

I don't think I've ever heard anything.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. In what ways are the difference?

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay, let's find that out right now.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're entering it into chat.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, I'm typing in. Give me the setup for how different are men from women?

[Scott Aukerman]

This is the punchline, but yeah, go, Scott.

[Bill Walton]

Kind of. Did that work for you?

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay, let me see if I got this right, because I've been in the game for a long, long time. How long?

[Scott Aukerman]

Always how long? Can I ask what you say? A long time. But that could mean anything because, like, in the. In the course of human history, that's, you know, just a blip.

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay? So in terms of human history to 45 years old. I'm 45 years old.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

And I did my first joke when I came out of my mummy. Oh, really?

[Scott Aukerman]

What was that joke? Do you remember?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I want to know.

[Lotto Bosco]

And the DACA says, oh, sounds like we got a case of this baby is funny.

[Bill Walton]

With the diagnosis.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, he diagnosed me with other stuff as well, but I don't talk about that.

[Scott Aukerman]

What's going on? Do you still have any of it or.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes, I would think so.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yes.

[Bill Walton]

I'll tell you this. I am very curious about any someone that says that they're a stand up. I say you're taking a huge, huge risk. You know, you're doing something honorable.

[Crushette]

It's the most vulnerable.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, Brave space.

[Crushette]

We're mind meld. We just said vulnerable.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Vulnerable. Yes.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, you learn all about my Melb. If you do improv comedy and 90% of my set.

[Crushette]

Your Mel.

[Lotto Bosco]

If you do my Mel, get it through your head, if you do my Mel, you're gonna be able to work that into your set at the World of Sound Thoughts. So I do a lot of my Mel being in my set. Some people do crowd work. I say, excuse me, miss, say a word after.

[Crushette]

Can we try it?

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah. This will be an example of my crow work.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Let's do it.

[Lotto Bosco]

One, two, three.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

I don't think it was pretty funny though. Right? That's not bad.

[Scott Aukerman]

And use a big time time.

[Lotto Bosco]

And ass.

[Scott Aukerman]

It did make me laugh, but I don't know why.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It didn't make me laugh that much. But I do feel like if I was surrounded by socks, I would have found it. Yes, yes. So that's something you probably work into your.

[Lotto Bosco]

Oh, 90. The other 90% of my standup comedy, that's not my melane big time. It's going to be about SOPs.

[Bill Walton]

Okay, can I ask the life of a touring stand up?

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh yeah, it sounds like he's touring. Sounds like he's playing one venue.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah, I tour a lot, but.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

I have to go to my car to drive home.

[Bill Walton]

Okay.

[Crushette]

That's the tour?

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

What were you gonna ask Bill?

[Bill Walton]

Well, it's a lonely life. Even if you're just going to this show into your car, you know, you end up. People think you're so gregarious. Cause you talk in front of an audience, but at the end of the day you're all alone and people have to accept that. What's your family life like?

[Lotto Bosco]

Okay, so I got a couple of kids and I bring them with me for all of my comedy shows.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Crushette]

This is the audience baby.

[Lotto Bosco]

They are all babysitters. I only invite babysitters.

[Scott Aukerman]

You only invite babysitters to your show? Do you have to pay them all? This sounds like expensive.

[Lotto Bosco]

Probably losing a lot of money. That's why I'm on the show. I gotta get some people that aren't babysitters or if you are a babysitter, just buy a ticket still because I only need two babysitters, one for each boy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Bill Walton]

I remember Scott and I went to the comedy mothership when we were touring Texas and I remember leaning over and saying the laughs are here, but I'm missing some sort of paternal element inside of me and I can't laugh as hard.

[Scott Aukerman]

I wish I was being sat by some sort of a babysitter.

[Bill Walton]

Yes, exactly, exactly.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well then you, Bobby, gotta come to the world of sats. Where I'm gonna play my man with two babysitters for about a tight five hours.

[Bill Walton]

Five hours.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, okay. That's not tight. That's a loose five.

[Lotto Bosco]

Right. When the timer goes off, I say bye. Okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Just. Bye.

[Bill Walton]

I will come with you. World of Socks. If you do have. I think I bled all over me's Ruth Bader Ginsburg socks knee high. So I love those.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Thank you.

[Lotto Bosco]

If they have those, then, yeah, they do. And I get for payment from World of Socks, my cut is that I get one copy of every single SOP Baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a lot of socks.

[Lotto Bosco]

When you've been in the game this long, you get one copy of every sock from World of Socks and you're.

[Scott Aukerman]

Only paying 50 babysitters for five hours.

[Lotto Bosco]

If I'm lucky.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

And you only have two children or you only get sitters for the boys.

[Lotto Bosco]

I reach out to all babysitters in our Facebook and I say I need to show up if you are ready. And then around 50 show up and I have to pay them. Two are on the clock and they play my melt with me and the other 48 people there. Just have a wonderful time, baby.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I feel like I totally understand.

[Scott Aukerman]

I understand what's happening.

[Crushette]

I don't know sock shopping happening during the show.

[Lotto Bosco]

Oh, yeah, it's loud. I gotta compete with a lot of babies.

[Crushette]

A lot of transactions.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, the problem is that a lot of mothers see a post for babysitters, and so they're coming and they're leaving the children for babysitters too. They're leaving their kids while they go somewhere else.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're being taken advantage of. You're paying 50 babysitters to babysit the entire neighborhood.

[Lotto Bosco]

But I get one copy of each sock.

[Scott Aukerman]

How many socks do they.

[Lotto Bosco]

They sell 100.

[Scott Aukerman]

So you get. Are you just getting one sock or are you getting the pair?

[Lotto Bosco]

They.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

He's getting a copy.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Do you mean like a. Like a. A sheet of paper that they print out a picture? Xerox.

[Lotto Bosco]

They print out a Xerox picture of one of the socks.

[Bill Walton]

Okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

And they say if you sell 100 tickets, you get a picture of the other sock.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Lotto Bosco]

That otherwise they keep it in a stick haircut.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. This is a bad deal. I have to say, Lotto Bosco. The. You're. You're getting taken advantage of by the entire community.

[Lotto Bosco]

I think that you might be right.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think. I think we are right.

[Crushette]

I mean, I think I think we are right.

[Lotto Bosco]

I can't be asking Chat PPT how to do stuff no more no, no.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is it Chat GPT or Chappy GPT? Because this is very different thing. If it's a little robot, I use.

[Lotto Bosco]

A little guy named Chap. Gbb.

[Scott Aukerman]

I was wondering what Chappie was up to since that movie.

[Bill Walton]

So, you know, last I heard from him, he had a book.

[Scott Aukerman]

Really?

[Bill Walton]

That's what he says in the movie. Chappie has a book.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott hasn't seen. You'll. I'll have to take your word for it. Bill, do you want to come on. Scott hasn't seen and watch Chappie with me.

[Bill Walton]

It is one of the all time great movies featuring the man and woman from D antwerd as two unlikely parents of a robot.

[Scott Aukerman]

And for this reason, I'm out.

[Bill Walton]

Okay, okay. What about you, Mr. Wonderful? But I was gonna ask Scott you. I mean, and really get your thoughts together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Go ahead.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, you brought up Chappie. Don't bring up Chappie and expect him to keep talking.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, my God.

[Scott Aukerman]

Now you're just thinking about Chap. I literally see a thought bubble above your head and there's a picture of Chappie in there.

[Bill Walton]

Isn't that right next to Hugh Jackman with a mullet and little shorts, which is his outfit in the movie.

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm back in, by the way.

[Bill Walton]

And I think mee and I'm not sure about you as a team builder, but I know you two have connections to the comedy world. And I really think that what this man needs is just a show at a legitimate club.

[Crushette]

This is going to be my pitch. What do you think about moving to la? Working on your set here? I have team built for the Comedy Store. I have team built for uc. I have team built cedar surgeons. I have ins for you. You can live at the American Apparel house. There are so many babysitters.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, I have a surprise for you. I already live in la.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

You're commuting?

[Scott Aukerman]

Basketball of America.

[Lotto Bosco]

It's only one show a week.

[Scott Aukerman]

Are you driving or flying?

[Crushette]

The whole driving?

[Scott Aukerman]

Driving. So it takes you what, three days to get there?

[Lotto Bosco]

24 hour drive.

[Scott Aukerman]

24 hours.

[Lotto Bosco]

But I do it in one shot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Hopefully it's a waymo and not your driving.

[Lotto Bosco]

It's a waymo, baby. Big time. When you've been in the game as long as me, you get a waymo to Minnesota for once a week to.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pay 50 babysitters for a Xerox. 100 Xeroxes of one sock.

[Lotto Bosco]

That's the game, baby. I don't know, but yeah, that sounds incredible. Already live here, so that'll Be easy.

[Crushette]

So you want to just move on in? We have. We had one girl just move out because she got a job in Hawaii.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, I. God, I. I thought you were going to say the Mall of America. I was going to be so excited you would have someone to ride with.

[Crushette]

There was a girl who got a job at Mall America babysitting.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Wait a minute. What?

[Crushette]

Is Tiff one of your babysitters?

[Lotto Bosco]

Bedtime, baby. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Does she know how to do mind meld?

[Crushette]

Yes, I do. With them every morning.

[Lotto Bosco]

I think that we might be thinking of the same lady named Tiff who drives to Mala of America.

[Scott Aukerman]

This is.

[Bill Walton]

That was a mind meld in a way.

[Lotto Bosco]

In a way, I think my comedy's cured, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Meaning you don't have to do stand up comedy anymore.

[Lotto Bosco]

I quit.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, wow. Oh, that's.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, that's a successful episode of Comedy Bang Bang where whoever comes on quits their job at the end of an episode. I gotta say, it kind of feels.

[Bill Walton]

Like what your ultimate goal has been this whole time.

[Scott Aukerman]

I mean, honestly, it feels like everyone who comes on the show with a job is bad at their job. No, they all should be.

[Bill Walton]

I don't.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, Pressing company. I don't want to, of course, cruise sh.

[Bill Walton]

I don't want to drop these good vibes, but I felt like I was getting that free room in the house. And now this fucker comes in, in here and immediately scoops me. And it's like, yet again, old Billy Boy, the nicest guy around, finishes last. I feel like Stanley Ipkiss.

[Scott Aukerman]

Who's Stanley Ipkiss again?

[Bill Walton]

Jim Carrey's character in the Mask, by the way.

[Scott Aukerman]

Jim Carrey, A guy who went to the bathroom in one of his movies. Did he not?

[Lotto Bosco]

Wait, does not want to go in there or.

[Bill Walton]

Which one are you thinking?

[Scott Aukerman]

I'm thinking of Ace Ventura, where he says, do not go in.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, you're right.

[Crushette]

Wow.

[Bill Walton]

But he lied about going to the bathroom. If we're being.

[Scott Aukerman]

That's a good point. But Jeff Daniels. Yeah, Jeff Daniels does actually go in. Dumb and dumb.

[Crushette]

That's true.

[Bill Walton]

Scott Arcman, I can give you, for $95 a photo of Jeff Daniels on the toilet. And Dumb and Dumber legs out screaming, and she let me and the boys have fun.

[Scott Aukerman]

You just took a picture of the.

[Bill Walton]

TV screen because it was so awesome. I was like, I need this on a wall.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's not even like a press photo or anything.

[Bill Walton]

I don't. Oh. Oh, you. What do you want me to pay fucking big Getty for that?

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. I need Balthazar Getty to get a little money from that.

[Bill Walton]

Not gonna happen. But I feel like I was lied to by you. You promised me a room and then you immediately offered it to this comedian.

[Crushette]

Check the tape. I don't think I promised you anything.

[Scott Aukerman]

Can we check the tape? Let's rewind.

[Bill Walton]

Way of water. You went back too far.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, let's fast forward a little bit.

[Bill Walton]

Can I stay in the house?

[Scott Aukerman]

Sure.

[Bill Walton]

Yep.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's right there.

[Crushette]

Oh, shoot. Okay.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I didn't remember it that way either.

[Scott Aukerman]

I do. Look, memory is a tricky thing. Is like the Berenstein Bears. Have you heard that guy?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

In what way?

[Crushette]

The Berenstein Bears.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. Have you heard of that guy? Mandela?

[Crushette]

Yeah, right.

[Lotto Bosco]

Nelson Mandela.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, Lotto, you no longer have to be a standup comedian. What are you gonna do with your time in la?

[Crushette]

Great question.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, you promised me that you would take me to ucb.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yes, she does a lot of chicken places.

[Scott Aukerman]

Maybe you can be a new doorman at Birds. How? Let me see you try to grasp the back of Crochet's lower back. Ouch.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, nope.

[Bill Walton]

That's good.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Not a good job.

[Lotto Bosco]

I like that. That's good.

[Crushette]

Team building expert later today at Big O Tires. Would you want to be my intern?

[Lotto Bosco]

Be your intern? And T people had a glom at a tire store.

[Scott Aukerman]

Big O Tires.

[Lotto Bosco]

Do I get tires?

[Crushette]

Maybe pictures of tires?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Maybe.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Xerox.

[Crushette]

At least copies.

[Lotto Bosco]

Sounds like we're about to answer at the same time. Time. One, two, three.

[Crushette]

Can't wait.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, and I supposed judges. I would have thought Big time.

[Lotto Bosco]

I'm done with bedtime. I'm never asking Chappie for anything anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, poor Chappie.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yep, he's fired.

[Bill Walton]

He'll find his way out. He always does. No spoilers.

[Scott Aukerman]

We gotta watch this film.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, Scotty too hottie. I can't wait, brother.

[Scott Aukerman]

Chappie. Ah, little robot.

[Bill Walton]

It's a big robot.

[Scott Aukerman]

Is he a big robot? I always imagine him like Wally. I'm thinking of Wally.

[Bill Walton]

You're thinking. Yeah.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Or short circuit. Johnny Five is alive.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah, Chappie definitely is. Standing on the shoulders of giants vis a vis Johnny 5. And Wally.

[Scott Aukerman]

Wally was after Chappie though, wasn't he?

[Bill Walton]

Really?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have no idea. We're gonna settle this on Scott hasn't seen.

[Bill Walton]

I believe Scott Ninja and Yolandi have a lawsuit on their hand.

[Crushette]

I have a question about Scott hasn't seen. Have you watched Sleeper?

[Scott Aukerman]

I have. Yes. Another robot in that one.

[Crushette]

But there's a robot in that One. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Pleasure Robot, isn't it?

[Crushette]

Yes. Orgasmatron.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. But you bring that up because you just wanted to ask me about Woody Allen. Is that right?

[Crushette]

Yeah, it's my favorite.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

There's also a don't love his work.

[Scott Aukerman]

Love him as a person.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Orgasm Robot and Barbarella. No, they put her inside, like an orgasm.

[Crushette]

Which one came first?

[Scott Aukerman]

Barbarella is in 69, I believe. Up top. Thank you.

[Bill Walton]

Smack, smack. Throw it down one time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Scott ankerman, sleeper in 78. Am I getting these dates right?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I think so, yeah. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

I did watch Barbarella for Scottish.

[Bill Walton]

You sound like me on a first date.

[Scott Aukerman]

Am I getting these dates right?

[Bill Walton]

Yes. Likes it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Barbara's in 1968.

[Lotto Bosco]

By the way, you should be a standup comedian.

[Bill Walton]

Oh, I tried it. I tried it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Sleepers in 1973.

[Bill Walton]

You were five years off.

[Crushette]

So he stole the idea?

[Scott Aukerman]

I think so.

[Crushette]

I don't like him anymore.

[Scott Aukerman]

You don't like Woody Allen anymore?

[Crushette]

No, he stole it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh. Just when he got funding for his next project.

[Crushette]

I don't like him.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That was the final straw. That's it. Oh, he's thinking about Chappie again.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, now he's thinking about Chappie. And dissolved into Chappie on a spit, being roasted over an open flame.

[Lotto Bosco]

You're thinking about eating Chappie Like Chappie.

[Bill Walton]

What can I say? Gobble gobbles. Got a gobble gobble.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Hold it back.

[Crushette]

I can't wait for Thanksgiving.

[Scott Aukerman]

I cannot wait. But unfortunately, we do have to. We are running out of time, guys. I'm so sorry. But, Lotto Bosco, thank you so much for being here. I'm so glad you quit your job. It sounds like a nightmare for you.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you, Scott, baby, but we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. It's time to open the plug. So let us know what you got going on.

[Lotto Bosco]

And ain't it funny how nobody seems.

[Scott Aukerman]

To understand that Scotty has but one day, Man. Keep it short. All right. That was Keep it Short by Night sobs. N I T E SOBS Sounds like a real band who probably has a. An actual career out there going, you know, maybe appearing in the Mall of America.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, we'll get them to quit, too.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, hope so. What are we plugging? Mary Elizabeth Ellis.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I'm plugging A Man on The Inside, Season 2, airing Nov. 20 on Netflix.

[Scott Aukerman]

And also people can watch it after that, though.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah, watch it forever and ever. It's on Netflix.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. But if they miss it on the 20th, like they can pick it back up on the 20th.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Yeah. Pop back in, binge it yourself. Bring your family in, binge it with your family.

[Scott Aukerman]

Although if they could all watch it on separate TVs to get the numbers.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Up, that would be great.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah. Open. Oh, go ahead.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I just was gonna invite people with Nielsen boxes to really watch because that.

[Scott Aukerman]

Would gotta know what you were gonna follow this up with. You ever open one?

[Bill Walton]

Oh, do you ever open Netflix and just look at that top 10 and see where you are in it?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, yeah.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah. And just smile always right there. What's the number? That is exciting. And what's if you're eight, are you like, ah, bummer. Eight's still pretty good.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

As long as I'm in the top 10, ready to go. Just that beautiful, beautiful face of Ted Danson.

[Scott Aukerman]

You're gonna be in that top 10. I mean, squid game. The challenge is out.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

We were in the top 10 for a real long time last year.

[Bill Walton]

That's true.

[Scott Aukerman]

It was a huge hit.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

People like something nice. They just want something nice.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah, everyone's nice on that show.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Everyone's so nice. So watch that show.

[Scott Aukerman]

Even the bad guys are nice.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Even the bad guys are nice. And then I'm plugging something else.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, what do you got?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I wrote and directed a short film.

[Scott Aukerman]

Whoa.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It was very expensive.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I know. Short films are really expensive, you guys. FYI. Heads up. Anyway, it's on Vimeo. And so if you search Mary Elizabeth Ellis on Vimeo, it's called Last to Listen leave. And I would please like people to go watch that as well.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, how short are we talking?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Eight minutes. You got eight minutes. It's gonna you up.

[Scott Aukerman]

It's gonna me up. Okay, I'll go out and watch this. All right. Mary Elizabeth Ellis on Vimeo. And it's called Last to leave.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Last to leave.

[Bill Walton]

And are the credits in the. In the bio at the bottom or is part of that eight minutes the credits?

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Part of that eight minutes is the credits. I believe this is really like a.

[Scott Aukerman]

Seven minute film because I can turn.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

It off during the credits. I'm. I should have done my research better. It might be 8. Do your own research and 14 seconds. So look it up, Scott.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, look, I'm looking at how much I made actually.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Chat.

[Scott Aukerman]

Austin Powers gold member. I still haven't gotten that answer.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Chat. GPT says big time, so big time.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, great. And Bill Walton, what are you plugging?

[Bill Walton]

Well, I guess I'd rather eat a Handful of bees if I had to choose.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, no, we're not playing with you. Rather sorry. No.

[Bill Walton]

By mistakes, Scott. By mistake. Okay, I guess what I'll plug, like I said, myself and the lovely, gorgeous Mark Rennie every month do an episode of Eat, Pray, Dunk on Comedy Bang Bang World, where we travel the world and try to sell our show Entourage. Recently, we've taken some notes from Scott Aukerman and Brett Morris about how bad the show is, so we're trying to address them.

[Scott Aukerman]

Good. Oh, I'm glad to hear. Yes, because you sent me back some nap nasty emails. Not nasty, like with anger towards me.

[Bill Walton]

Just like tub girl Goatsy. I said, I swear to God, this one's not Lemon Party. And then it was Lemon Party. But beyond that, check out the Man Dog Pod podcast. It's an improvident conversation podcast. Check out hey, Randy on the Comedy Bang Bang World. And check out biggrandai website.com to get everything the comedy group Big Grande does a la carte.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, Crushette, what do you want to plug?

[Crushette]

I love to plug. Just teams in general. And also there is a. I don't know if I can plug it, actually.

[Scott Aukerman]

Why not? Oh, you're in something that you can't talk about.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I don't know.

[Crushette]

But then I will say there's a. And I just don't know the dates yet. So there's an animated show to look out for next year called Keeping up with the Joneses.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay. Keeping up with the Joneses and the. Yeah, we just don't know the dates. We don't know where.

[Crushette]

We don't know the dates. And then I have another thing. We don't know the dates about.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, my gosh, people. Yeah.

[Crushette]

So a tour with Alanis Morissette. Oh, that I. Well, I know somebody who wrote and is a part of, and it just.

[Scott Aukerman]

Alanis Morissette. The singer.

[Crushette]

The singer.

[Scott Aukerman]

And writer.

[Crushette]

And writer. So keep up on her dates.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay.

[Crushette]

Find out where we'll be going with her show.

[Scott Aukerman]

And also, Twisted Metal is out on Peacock. Am I right about that?

[Crushette]

That. Yes, it is. All season two is all on Peacock now.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, fantastic. Now, Lotto Bosco, you've quit your job, so you have some free time. Do you. Do you have anything to plug here?

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah. First off, come check me out at the tire store. Well, I'll be returning. Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Where the big O is in the shape of a tire.

[Lotto Bosco]

That's hilarious.

[Scott Aukerman]

Thank you so much. I'm thinking of starting comedy now that someone got out of it.

[Lotto Bosco]

Well, I'VE been looking into it a little bit. And at UCB Theater there's a team that I want to go see. It's called Smoke show and they do sketch comedy. And then I want to see see this other herald team called Cowboy Mama. And then after that, I think I'm going to go watch the ground holiday show.

[Crushette]

The Groundlings holiday holiday show.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah.

[Crushette]

Fun.

[Lotto Bosco]

Sounds hilarious.

[Scott Aukerman]

It sounds really good. Yeah. And this is all in la.

[Lotto Bosco]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yeah. So, yeah, these are better shows to go to other than the Mall of America where you have to.

[Lotto Bosco]

You could go there and check it out.

[Scott Aukerman]

Of America. I don't think they do they bar anyone from the going in there to.

[Lotto Bosco]

The world of sauce. Mall of America. Yeah, baby.

[Scott Aukerman]

Well, what do I want to plug? I want to plug. Look, we have new comedy bang bang holiday [e-mail] we have motormouth Santa and Ho Ho. Plus we have. We have some other perfect holiday throwback gifts. We have throwback teas. The technicality. No down boo. Over. We brought that back. The Calvin's twins T shirt we brought back. We have the Hanong man ain't nothing to fuck with. And more T shirts over there. Use code bang bang. 30 for 30% off. And also we still have all the action figures. I just got some new ones up there. We have Entre Pinure is out now, Italiano Jones. Plus we have the aforementioned Randy snuts and Carissa, J.W. stillwater, Sprague, the Whisperer, Big sue, and of course an action figure of me. You can get all of [e-mail]. all right, let's close up the old plug bag.

[Bill Walton]

Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up.

[Scott Aukerman]

All right, that was you've got to talk goo by Sean Bussel. Thanks so much to Sean Bussell. If you have a plugs theme, go head over to cbbworld.com plugs and you can upload it there and get everything you need for remixes, et cetera. And guys, I want to thank you so much, Emmy. Wonderful. Another November to remember.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

I can't wait to come back next November. Unless I'm too famous. Really hoping for too famous, but otherwise I'll be here.

[Scott Aukerman]

Okay, well, yeah, I hope that for you too. I hope I'm too famous to ever talk to you again.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Oh, my God. Me.

[Scott Aukerman]

That be great.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

The best Goals.

[Scott Aukerman]

Balls.

[Lotto Bosco]

What?

[Crushette]

Goals.

[Scott Aukerman]

Goals. Oh, okay. Yeah, Yeah. I thought you said balls.

[Crushette]

Well, if you guys are both too famous, I'm going to get you in a room and make you really glum.

[Scott Aukerman]

That would be great.

[Crushette]

Back together.

[Scott Aukerman]

Yes. Thank you, Kette, for being here. I feel like, everyone, we're leaving this show in a much better place. Everyone, thank you so much. And I would love for you to blow into this breathalyzer, just see how drunk you've been the entire.

[Lotto Bosco]

Oh.

[Scott Aukerman]

Oh, boy. That's a 5.6.

[Lotto Bosco]

Oh, no.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

That's impressive.

[Crushette]

I'm going to see if one of my Cedars guys could maybe take me to the hospital.

[Scott Aukerman]

I think we need to. And Lotto Bosco, congratulations on your career change.

[Lotto Bosco]

Thank you so much. It's an honor to be here and like it.

[Scott Aukerman]

Like it. That's right.

[Bill Walton]

Yeah.

[Scott Aukerman]

And Bill Walton. Hey, let's get something on the books for Chappie. What do you say?

[Bill Walton]

All right, Scott, I think that's the perfect way to bury the Chap chip. As you will.

[Scott Aukerman]

Between you and I, the chat GPT. Oh, no. That's where the joke came from. Free associating. Back to the original. All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye.

[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]

Bye.

[Lotto Bosco]

Bye.

[Bill Walton]

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