
Conan chats with geography professor Stephanie in Richmond, Virginia about studying climate change and what everybody gets wrong about the field of geography. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply
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Conan O'Brien
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David
Thank you.
Conan O'Brien
Seriously, because you know how to, like, do things on the. On the phone and order things online. I don't know that well.
David
It's usually simple stuff. You can't.
Stephanie
Yeah.
Conan O'Brien
Make tea.
David
Yeah.
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Matt Gourley
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David
Hey, Stephanie. Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan.
Chris
Hi.
Stephanie
How are you?
Conan O'Brien
How are you, Stephanie?
Stephanie
Great. This is stunning.
Conan O'Brien
So weird. Absolutely nothing funny has happened so far. So. Yeah, you have a very low bar for funny.
Stephanie
I do. It's been a tough week, so I'll tell I. Yes. The lowest of bars.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, I'm sorry. It's been a tough week. Anything the matter or.
Stephanie
No. My kids have just been home from daycare with the flu forever.
Okay.
Conan O'Brien
And when they get. Yes. Yeah. It's tough when their kids are around and you don't really love them.
Stephanie
I know, I know. I had agency in that decision, but I didn't think I'd have to be around them all the time.
Conan O'Brien
It's tough. It's tough even when you adore your children. It's tough when they're constantly around.
Stephanie
It is.
It is. It's more the job. But.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, we're getting a little. I'm just going to check in a little bit. Is that a little bit of feedback?
Stephanie
Feedback?
Conan O'Brien
Would that be. Let's just do a quick test, Stephanie. Let's do a quick back and forth. How are you? How you doing?
Stephanie
Great. Love and life. How are you?
Conan O'Brien
What's your astrological sign?
Stephanie
Capricorn, Leo rising. Gemini, Moon.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, Jesus Christ.
David
She was ready.
Conan O'Brien
I don't understand how.
Stephanie
I'm a real scientist, though, too.
Conan O'Brien
I thought. Wait a minute. I thought people just gave one answer when they gave their astrological sign.
Stephanie
Yeah, that's not the whole picture.
Conan O'Brien
All right, well, okay.
Stephanie
I'm just an Aries.
Conan O'Brien
I'm not an Aries. There's no moon rising. There's no ram jumping in a hole.
Stephanie
You just might not know it.
Matt Gourley
There is.
Conan O'Brien
You don't know it. No, but I've looked into it. Just Aries. Stephanie, tell us a little bit about yourself. You're coming to me. They say you're from. Are you in central Virginia?
Stephanie
Yeah, I'm in Richmond. Do you want me to hit record, or are we still doing it back and forth?
Conan O'Brien
No, no, no. You don't have to hit record. We can proceed just like this.
Stephanie
Thanks for asking.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah.
Stephanie
Okay. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in Richmond, Virginia.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. Okay. Why'd you make. You went like Richmond, Virginia?
David
I'm disgusted.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, I mean, Virginia is a beautiful state.
Stephanie
Yeah, it is. I'm not from here. I miss your.
Conan O'Brien
Wow. So you don't work for the tourism board, do you?
Stephanie
I don't. I do not. They should not have me. I. I will complain about the bugs and the humidity and the heat and their inability to deal with snow and all of that.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, well, I'm gonna move on to more pleasant topics, though. From the fact that you hate living in Richmond, Virginia.
Stephanie
People know it.
Conan O'Brien
What do you. Yeah, it's that T shirt you wear. I hate Richmond.
Stephanie
Yeah, it's just. Yeah, they know.
Conan O'Brien
They say Virginia's for lovers, and yet they have a hater living right in the. Stephanie in the Capitol. I see here that you're A geography professor. Is that correct?
Stephanie
That is fully correct, yeah.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, this is not a police interview. You're allowed to elaborate.
Stephanie
Yes, I am a geography professor. That is my job.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, and how did you get into that? I mean, how does one become a geography professor?
Stephanie
Yeah, as an undergrad, I checked off a box that said I to travel. So then I got into this geology program and that's not geography. Geology is rocks. Geography is people and places.
Conan O'Brien
You're talking to me like I'm an idiot. That's what you're doing.
Stephanie
People know. Do you know?
Conan O'Brien
Yes, I know the difference between geology and geography.
Matt Gourley
Oh, I know.
Stephanie
But it's more than maps.
David
The listeners might not all know if.
Conan O'Brien
Listen. If you're a listener right now and you don't know that geology is rocks, never listen to this podcast again. You are banished. And that includes you, David. Cuz you seem genuinely confused. So Stephanie, you, you, you studied, you studied, you studied geology and then you said, you know what, I'm going to move into geography. So what is it you do now? What is it you're studying?
Stephanie
Yeah, I study a lot of different things, but I mainly use satellite data to understand changes in the landscape. So one of the things that, yeah, I feel like I'm lecturing. One of the things I study is how climate change is affecting the timing of fall foliage in Maine, because I love Maine. Another thing I study is how deforestation in Brazil is affecting the regional climate there. I think about that in the southwestern Amazon. I do stuff locally in central Virginia that I love. I use drones to help map historically black cemeteries that haven't been funded.
Conan O'Brien
I do a lot of different things. First of all, I'm going to cut you off and say this is all very cool stuff and very valuable stuff. This is important work. You know, it's forefront in our minds now, obviously, I mean climate change has been for a long time, but we live here in Los Angeles and we're seeing the effects of terrible effects of 100 mile an hour Santa Ana's and a lot of homes lost in a bad fire. And we're wondering, clearly things are changing and I think everyone's almost everybody, I shouldn't say everybody, but I think almost every almost there everybody is slowly getting to the reality that there is climate change. What advice do you have for. For example, there's just so much anxiety about it. My wife has anxiety about it. I have two children that have anxiety about it. And I sometimes want to be the voice of things. Will be okay, we'll figure this out. But then I sound like, you know, very Pollyanna. I can sound like a moron. What's your take on this? Is there a way that we can be positive or talk to people about who are anxious on this subject?
Stephanie
Yeah, I think it's okay to be anxious about it. I think it's kind of crazy if you're not anxious about it because it's very real. But I also have a 2 and a 4 year old and that was like an act of radical hope in society that we would kind of figure this out. I think just getting outside and breathing and taking a walk and connecting with nature, that's what I do. If I'm getting overwhelmed. I think you can be overwhelmed, but it, you can't let it, you can't let it take over you. Right. And you find, you just like find faith in your community. Like you find what you can do. Maybe eat one less burger a week. But I'm not saying become a vegetarian or a vegan. Don't go vegan. You don't have to do that. It's not that good for the environment. If you just eat a little bit less meat, feel better about it, you can take one less flight a year. But honestly, just like being okay with being upset, allowing yourself to feel your feelings cause you're kind, it would to me. I think we all should be feeling our feelings a little more.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, that's, that's very good advice. That's very good advice.
Stephanie
I'm just getting outside.
Conan O'Brien
I should tell you, I drive a 12 cylinder car and I eat seven burgers a day. All your private flights, I took a private.
Stephanie
It's not probably great for your arteries.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, terrible. They keep trying to get me to stop, but I can't hear them over the revving of my 12 cylinder. And it runs on rainforest wood.
Stephanie
That just I. Oh my God, the mahogany is. Yeah, I mean it's the best.
Conan O'Brien
No, I'm trying in my small ways to do my part. It can all feel so overwhelming. Yes. And I also, my son gets really mad when I say this because my son's a very, he's into STEM and science tech and all that. And he, and I'll say to him, look, we all, we humans have to change their behavior. But I'm also hoping that science comes up with some answers. And he gets mad that I'm just putting it off on science. Like, don't worry, science will fix it because that can sound, I think, irresponsible, but I do think science is gonna have to be, is gonna have to come into the equation because I have my doubts that China, India, the United States, Russia, and I'm including us, trust me, are all gonna say, you know what, we gotta change our ways.
Stephanie
Yes, I agree. I think it's not worth it feeling guilty because like, you're not Exxon, you're not the us, you're not bp, you're not the people who like, lied to people for centuries about what harm this would do. So it's not worth feeling guilty. But I think you can look for the good stories. A negative headline gets 10 more clicks than a positive one. So people are always going to write negative headlines. There are some really cool climate resiliency things around some cities. They're planting more trees. Trees are really great for cooling down. Cities, Louisiana, I think, painted some pavements white for a while because, like dark surfaces trap a lot of heat. There are small scale changes that a lot of cities in the US in particular are making. And yeah, I think it's going to be a mix of science and everyone realizing that these disasters that we keep having cost so much money. So it'd actually be cheaper if we start actually investing in climate change solutions and resilience.
Conan O'Brien
I think insurance companies in LA are going to start investing in climate change technology because, you know, and, and you're going to see. I mean, unfortunately, at a certain point it takes. I hate to say it, but it does. Once you start hurting big businesses, pocketbook, that's when they pay attention and they see religion.
Stephanie
I know. I'm so sorry. This is the most depressing conversation you've probably ever had.
Conan O'Brien
No. First of all, no. I just talked to my staff 10 minutes ago and that was much more depressing.
David
Real downer.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, real downer. They're just not fun people. Yeah, we had a quick meeting where I encouraged them to tow me, how they really felt about me and that. That went perfectly. We're never doing that again.
Stephanie
Airbnb, man. That's what kids are doing now.
Matt Gourley
Yeah.
Stephanie
Blay, you like your Airbnb, don't you?
Chris
Yeah, it's great. Because when I go on a trip, you know, I'm going to go back to Michigan for about three weeks and my place is just sitting there empty. Might as well make some scratch.
Matt Gourley
Why not?
Stephanie
Yeah, scratches money, right?
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, I think so.
Stephanie
And it's nice because you're gonna go stay in Michigan.
That's right.
That's where you're from. But why not make some money off your pad?
Exactly.
Chris
I'm staying with my mom. No one's staying at my place. Let's get some money from it.
Stephanie
And it's a good feeling to know that your place is being used, it's being enjoyed, and you're getting paid for it.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah.
Chris
And I got a cool place.
Stephanie
Yeah. You know, like, I went to this bachelor party last year in Miami. Remember when I went to that bachelor party that was. I heard it was wild and I wasn't even invited. I just, I saw that there was a bachelor party and I went in. I have nobody my age. Is getting married. Amazing.
Conan O'Brien
Ye. Yeah.
Stephanie
And it just was so great. But I made sure that I rented out my home, you know, before I went to the bachelor party that I wasn't invited to. And it was a good feeling. Great.
Chris
Made some money.
Stephanie
Not a great feeling to be asked to leave the bachelor party.
Matt Gourley
Yeah.
Stephanie
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Stephanie
A lot of people, when they think about winter, snow, you know, snowman, snowball fights. Snowball fights. That's not what I think about.
Matt Gourley
Okay.
Stephanie
I think it's a great excuse to gather with friends and crack open a cold one. From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. And I've got some pretty cool people in my life.
Matt Gourley
Like me?
Stephanie
No, not you. But like my really cool friends. You know who I get together with? Eye Patch Jones.
Matt Gourley
Oh, yeah. He's cool.
Stephanie
Yeah. Sabadou shrimp. I have a lot of very cool friends. RJ Johannes. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite. That's my crew. The great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Miller Light is brewed for taste.
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Stephanie
It hits different than other light beers. Other light beers are just like, bleh. If you like it, okay. But if you don't, go to hell.
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Matt Gourley
Yeah.
Stephanie
I remember when I was out with my gang, we were out on our bicycles.
Matt Gourley
Oh, yeah.
Stephanie
And we were driving around and then we. We pulled over and got a Miller Light. You know, it was really nice because it was a lot of people don't think you don't ride a bicycle in the winter. No, but we put snow tires on our bicycles.
Matt Gourley
Okay.
Stephanie
Big chains. And it was just nice to sit with my friends next to our bicycles that were really heavy with chains and crack open a cold one, you know? Miller Lite.
Conan O'Brien
Great taste.
Stephanie
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Matt Gourley
Yeah.
Stephanie
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I know, right?
Stephanie
Like I'm trying to sell my coal miner's hat and it goes to a dance troupe.
Matt Gourley
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Stephanie
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I can't.
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Conan O'Brien
Stephanie, I know how to brighten this up. Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now. Go. I, I, I take to heart what you said, and you shouldn't be self conscious because I want these discussions. Yes, it's nice when they're fun, but it's also heartening to talk to people who are out there dealing with the real problems in the world. So don't feel badly about that. Okay.
Stephanie
I won't feel badly about my job. Okay, great.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. If you want to feel badly about something, feel badly about thinking that I didn't understand the difference between geology and geography.
Stephanie
I just think we don't have geography in many schools, so I just am used to. It's a battle I've been fighting for years.
Conan O'Brien
Do you feel that people have lost touch with the outside world? That we're all on our screens? That we've lost touch with nature?
Stephanie
I think everyone should just get out more and breathe more oxygen and stop looking at your phones more. Yeah. I mean, as a. It's weird. There was an onion headline like 15 years ago that was like, humans look at glowing rectangles all day. And I was like, oh, it's only got worse.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah.
Stephanie
I think everyone should just talk to more people and go outside and look at a tree and be like, wow, how long has that tree been there? Longer than I have.
Conan O'Brien
I have an, I have an app on my phone called Nature and I just click. It shows me pictures of nature and it really need. It calms me. And then, you know, every, every 15 seconds there's an ad, usually for a porn site. And then the porn sites are great. And sometimes they're. And I'll be honest with you, Stephanie, sometimes they' Outside.
Stephanie
What if you take your phone and you watch your porn outside, though? Does that work?
Conan O'Brien
That's fine, too. But I'm just encouraging more outdoor porn. It's always in a indoor facility in the valley. And I'm thinking there should be more porn that's shot outside. What's wrong with that? And I think it's because of splinters. I think that's the big thing that's getting in the way. People are like, you know, I'm going to get hurt splinter if I get in that position on top of that redwood. So my point is. And I don't really think I have a point, I just say that sometimes when I don't know where I'm going. Stephanie, I think you're right. We got to get outside, and we got to also know what nature is, I think. I mean, there are people that don't know that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. They don't know that, you know, they don't know how it a tree grows, you know that they don't know what's edible. Like, sometimes I just go out and I just start eating stuff, berries and things, to educate myself about what's edible and what's not. Now, the problem is I don't record it. I don't write anything down. I just start stuffing berries and leaves into my mouth. And then I have a very powerful diarrhea, sometimes violent vomiting. And so that's a mistake. I think I'm probably going at it the wrong way.
Stephanie
You're employing the scientific method on your own.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah, but I'm not recording. A big part of the scientific method is record the data. I don't do that. That every time I go to the emergency room, they say, what did you eat? And I say, I don't know. I don't know.
Stephanie
Something.
Conan O'Brien
And then they. Yeah, but they usually do a biopsy on what's in my stomach and find out that, oh, you ate a piece of a fire hydrant.
Stephanie
A lot of people don't know why we have seasons. That's the question that my students get wrong all of the time.
Conan O'Brien
Why we have seasons.
Stephanie
Why we have seasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Conan O'Brien
Could you explain to us why we have seasons? I know, but I want to make.
Stephanie
Sure you went to Harvard. Why do we have seasons?
Conan O'Brien
I did not go to Harvard College. I went to Harvard driving school. And I was asked to leave because I couldn't parallel park. That's a Common misapprehension. Well, I mean, the tilt of the earth has a lot to do with it.
Matt Gourley
Yeah.
Stephanie
Nice job. Okay, great. A lot of people think distance from the sun, and that's not. We're actually closer to the sun during the winter.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. But of course, the angle of the earth tilts us farther away from the sun. But, you know, I don't like to brag about my own knowledge.
Stephanie
I'm so proud.
Conan O'Brien
So proud of me. For knowing that the il that the earth tilts every now and then and that I know what a rock is, Stephanie.
Stephanie
And a tree. Maybe sometimes my bar is low, I don't know.
Conan O'Brien
No, you seem fine. And your life. You said you have kids.
Stephanie
I have two kids. I have a two year old and a four year old and they're pretty feral. And my oldest is a budding mycologist. He loves mushrooms. We always go mushroom hunting. But he has a book and he does for what we. And he doesn't eat it. We don't let him eat the mushrooms.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, the responsible parent. That's great. He's four years old and he's learning the difference between, you know, the. The safe and the dangerous mushrooms.
Stephanie
Yeah, we have like a little mushroom fan club book. He's really into my home.
Conan O'Brien
He's got a mushroom fan club book. Listen, he's going to be bullied. You know that, right?
Stephanie
I know you're not the first.
Conan O'Brien
No, no, no. But I just want to make sure that he learns self defense. Cause David here was in a mushroom fan club.
David
Things did not go well today.
Conan O'Brien
No, no, no. They were constantly smashing his glasses.
David
Yeah, it was awful.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. And then he came to work for me and I smashed his glasses. But I think it's great. I applaud young people being passionate about knowledge and I think that's a great thing. I think that's really cool.
Stephanie
Yeah. Yeah. He gets outside. We make sure we get our kids outside. Yeah.
Conan O'Brien
And who's we? Who's your partner?
Stephanie
My. My husband Chris, who's a delight.
Conan O'Brien
Okay. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Stephanie
No, he's the best. He's actually the best.
Conan O'Brien
Okay. Because when my wife says Conan's a delight, it means she wants me dead.
Stephanie
No, no, no, no, he's great. He's with my two kids right now who are homesick from school.
Conan O'Brien
He's. What does he do?
Stephanie
He's a behavior analyst. And what? He. He's the most patient man on earth. So he spends his days trying to help adults with disabilities Just, like, successfully walk through the world.
Conan O'Brien
Great. I mean, I think you two are killing it. Good for him.
Stephanie
Thanks. Yeah, good for him. Yeah.
Conan O'Brien
No, seriously. I mean, I'm constantly surrounded in show business. I'm surrounded by people that are just out for themselves trying to advance their own career. I've never done that. I've taken mine, worked very hard to drive mine into the gutter. But I think it's amazing. You sound like both of you are working hard to make the world a better place. Do you two get along? It sounds like you get along pretty well. Does he ever use his behavioral techniques on you?
Stephanie
Yeah, 100%. All the time. Whenever we're arguing, a snack will appear out of nowhere. And I fully know what he's doing, and I will take the snack and it doesn't matter.
Conan O'Brien
Wait a minute, Conan. If you're fighting with your husband and arguing, he'll pop a snack into your mouth.
Stephanie
He'll just. Well, he won't pop it in my mouth because it's a little much, but he'll be like, are you hungry? Do you want this thing over here? And I'll be like, yeah, I want that thing. But also.
Conan O'Brien
Jesus. It's called a Scooby Snack. Okay, well, I guess. I mean, that's. That's. Has he ever tried to lead you through a maze with a snack?
Stephanie
Not yet.
Conan O'Brien
Okay, that's good.
Stephanie
I just picture we have been orienteering together, but. And the snacks were more for, like, my self preservation.
Conan O'Brien
Orienteering is when you run through the woods and you have a compass and you have. Are you allowed to have a map with you when you're orienteering?
Stephanie
You have a map. Cause the map has checkpoints, but it's not. Not like your ph. And just a compass, and you have to figure out how to get where you're going.
Conan O'Brien
See, that's a great thing to know how to do. I dated someone once who was into orienteering, and she used her orienteering skills to get away from me. She got out of that relationship with a compass and a map. Stephanie, how can I help you? Is there anything I can do to help you? Because a big part of my life is trying to help others.
Stephanie
You described that so well before. Yeah, I was. Right. So I have these two little kiddos who are 2 and 4, two boys, and they just are wild. And I was just wondering what the best parenting advice you've ever received was, and maybe how I can bring that into my daily life to not get so overwhelmed.
Conan O'Brien
Do you have duct tape?
Stephanie
Yeah.
Conan O'Brien
Duct tape is. Yeah. Get the really strong electrical kind, it doesn't break. And you tell them it's a fun game called sit still. You just duct tape them to something. I don't. You know, this is a tricky one. Cause all kids are different. And so how to get. Are you trying to say how to. You want me to help you parent these two? You've described them as feral children that are running around the woods grabbing mushrooms and stuffing them in their mouths.
Stephanie
Yeah, and they grab our chickens and. Yeah, 100%. And they'll just, like, pick up snakes. Even though another reason central Virginia is bad is there are venomous snakes here and there aren't back where I'm from in New England. So. Yeah, how do I know?
Conan O'Brien
Hey, where are you from in New England?
Stephanie
From Brockton, Massachusetts.
You're kidding.
Conan O'Brien
You buried the lead. I'm from Brookline, Massachusetts.
Stephanie
I surprisingly know that. Yeah, I played Brookline High in sports. Lux.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah.
Stephanie
What sport?
Golf. Because I played golf to get out of running the mile in gym class.
Conan O'Brien
You got out of that.
David
I respect that.
Conan O'Brien
You wait to get out of running the mile if you played a varsity.
Stephanie
Sport, you didn't have to run the mile. And I was like, I can do golf.
David
I love this.
Conan O'Brien
So stupid. I wanted to be a sprinter, and I tried out for the Brookline High School track team, and they made me a two miler, so I ran the two mile. Yeah. And they made me swing a golf club as I ran for no reason. It just looked funny. Wow. Yeah. I have miserable memories of, of my days on the track team at Brookline High School. No, wasn't anything Brookline High School did. It's just that I had the lungs of a, of a two year old child when I was in high school, and it was not a fun experience. I don't think I was a good runner.
Stephanie
I'm not built to run either, which is why I tried to golf it out.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. Well, you're from Brockton and you've made your way to a place even though you study maps and your specialty is where things are in the world, you have moved to a place you seem to despise called.
Stephanie
It's so hot here. It's so humid.
Conan O'Brien
Then get out of there. Get out.
Stephanie
It's so buggy.
Conan O'Brien
Go. What's keeping you there?
Stephanie
Academia. The whole hierarchy. It's so. It's so hard.
Conan O'Brien
They have schools other places.
Stephanie
I know, but they have to want me to. I, I, Yeah, you're right. They have schools other places. I have. Yeah. I don't know what to say I've applied. I love my job here. From 600 miles north. I would never leave.
Conan O'Brien
You know what I love? I can't wait. I can't wait till word gets out. And it will, because this is a popular podcast, Stephanie, that you were pleading with a way to escape and that you're desperately sending out applications to other schools.
Stephanie
I go up for 10 years. Stop.
Conan O'Brien
You're up for tenure. Not anymore. Not anymore. You're to be eating mushrooms day in and day out. You're going to be living in the woods with a compass.
Stephanie
I love it here.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, I love it here. I love it here. On the ninth level of Dante's Hell. Oh, Stephanie.
Stephanie
Here know how I feel about Richmond.
Conan O'Brien
Sure they do.
David
They do now.
Conan O'Brien
They do now.
Stephanie
Before.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. Well, listen, I hope I've helped you. I think I've helped you move out of that job. And once you're homeless. Once you're homeless, you'll have to move on. And you can move back to Brockton.
Stephanie
Yup. I can't. My parents moved out of Brock. They're in Wilmington now, so. But, yeah, I guess I would go somewhere around northern. North of Boston. I can't afford that. No one can afford that.
Conan O'Brien
What are you talking about? First of all, it doesn't sound like. I mean, your children can feed themselves. They sound pretty much like wildebeest, so they don't need clothing, These two monsters. Yeah, they'll just be. You'll just have them on long ropes, and you and your husband will be walking around the woods and you'll be saying, look, a tree. Isn't it crazy? And your husband will give you a snack to change the topic. Stephanie, it's all a mess.
Stephanie
What a perfect life you've just envisioned. Like, I love it here.
Conan O'Brien
Yeah. Too late, Stephanie.
Stephanie
I know.
Conan O'Brien
Listen, it's been really nice talking to you. And why don't you check in with us and tell us what your new city and new profession is in about six weeks? It's too late, Stephanie. You did this to yourself. And you know what? This was a cry for help. Don't worry about it.
Stephanie
Yeah, I actually didn't have a question about parenting. How do I get out of this job? But I do like just in a place I don't like.
Conan O'Brien
Too late. You're just digging the hole deeper and deeper. And as you know from geography and geology, if you dig deep enough, you'll end up in China. All right, Stephanie, I gotta run, but you take care, okay?
Stephanie
Thank you so much.
Conan O'Brien
And say hi to your kids. Grig and Greg. Those monsters?
Stephanie
Close enough.
Conan O'Brien
All right, take care. Bye bye.
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Stephanie
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Matt Gourley
I haven't, but I just destroy and probably get really competitive.
Conan O'Brien
I do.
Stephanie
And if I start to lose, I flip the board over. That's why I have an unbreak broken streak. I just always win because I just throw the board over, flip it over and say, get out of my house.
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Monopoly does take some time.
Stephanie
If you don't have time, did. Not anymore. Yeah, bask in piles of money and free parking. Be granted permission to cheat and steal and go to jail. Good Lord. Societal structures are collapsing. You can even experience the thrill of owning it all, including the bank in Buy everything.
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Summary of "Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend" Episode: "I Hate Richmond"
Podcast Information:
Introduction
In the "I Hate Richmond" episode of Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend, Conan O’Brien engages in a heartfelt and humorous conversation with Stephanie, a passionate geography professor from Richmond, Virginia. The episode delves into Stephanie’s professional life, her frustrations with her current living situation, her perspectives on climate change, and the challenges of parenting young children. Through witty banter and insightful dialogue, Conan and Stephanie explore the complexities of balancing personal well-being with professional responsibilities.
Stephanie’s Professional Journey and Challenges
Academic Life in Richmond
Stephanie opens up about her career as a geography professor, highlighting her dedication to studying environmental changes and mapping historically significant sites. At [00:02], Conan playfully questions her genius, leading Stephanie to discuss her work:
Stephanie: “I use satellite data to understand changes in the landscape. I also use drones to help map historically black cemeteries that haven't been funded.”
[05:52]
Despite her passion, Stephanie expresses significant frustration with living in Richmond, citing the climate and the academic hierarchy as major stressors:
Stephanie: “I miss your... I miss your bugs and the humidity and the heat and their inability to deal with snow.”
[27:14]
Balancing Passion and Frustration
Stephanie navigates the complexities of her role, balancing groundbreaking research with the personal dissatisfaction of her environment. Conan empathizes while infusing humor into the conversation, suggesting unconventional solutions to her frustrations:
Conan: “Then get out of there. Get out.”
[27:13]
Climate Change and Personal Anxiety
Impact of Climate Change
A significant portion of the episode focuses on climate change, both as a global issue and a personal source of anxiety for Stephanie and Conan. At [05:11], Stephanie discusses her research on how climate change affects fall foliage in Maine and deforestation in Brazil:
Stephanie: “I study how climate change is affecting the timing of fall foliage in Maine... and how deforestation in Brazil is affecting the regional climate.”
[05:11]
Coping Mechanisms
Stephanie offers valuable advice on managing climate anxiety, emphasizing the importance of connecting with nature and taking small, actionable steps:
Stephanie: “Just getting outside and breathing and taking a walk and connecting with nature... eat one less burger a week.”
[08:26]
Conan relates to these feelings, sharing his own experiences with anxiety and seeking Stephanie’s perspective on fostering a positive outlook amidst environmental concerns.
Parenting Wild Children
Energetic and Curious Kids
Stephanie describes her two young children as exceptionally energetic and curious, often engaging in adventurous activities like mushroom hunting:
Stephanie: “I have two kids... and they're pretty feral. We always go mushroom hunting.”
[21:17]
Challenges and Humor in Parenting
Conan and Stephanie navigate the humorous yet challenging aspects of parenting, discussing strategies to manage their children’s boundless energy. Conan jokingly suggests extreme measures, leading to a lighthearted exchange about responsible parenting:
Conan: “Do you have duct tape?”
[25:03]
Stephanie: “Yeah. Get the really strong electrical kind...”
[25:06]
Their playful banter underscores the universal challenges of raising young, inquisitive children while maintaining sanity.
Reconnecting with Nature
Advocating for Outdoor Activity
Stephanie passionately advocates for spending more time outdoors and reducing screen time. At [17:57], she emphasizes the mental and physical benefits of reconnecting with nature:
Stephanie: “Everyone should just get out more and breathe more oxygen and stop looking at your phones more.”
[17:57]
Conan adds his own twist by mentioning an app that showcases nature but humorously points out its frequent intrusive ads, blending humor with the conversation's serious undertones.
Humor and Lighthearted Moments
Throughout the episode, Conan and Stephanie infuse humor into their discussions, making the conversation both engaging and relatable. Whether teasing each other about geographical knowledge or joking about parenting techniques, their chemistry keeps the dialogue lively and entertaining.
Notable Quotes
Stephanie on Climate Anxiety:
“I think it's okay to be anxious about it... just take one less flight a year.”
[08:26]
Conan on Understanding Geography:
“Listen. If you're a listener right now and you don't know that geology is rocks, never listen to this podcast again.”
[05:24]
Stephanie on Reconnecting with Nature:
“Everyone should just talk to more people and go outside and look at a tree and be like, wow, how long has that tree been there?”
[18:12]
Conan on Parenting:
“Do you have duct tape?”
[25:03]
Stephanie on Teaching Children:
“We make sure we get our kids outside.”
[22:15]
Insights and Takeaways
The "I Hate Richmond" episode offers a candid exploration of the interplay between personal dissatisfaction and professional dedication. Stephanie’s experiences shed light on the often-overlooked emotional toll of academia and environmental activism. The conversation underscores the importance of finding balance, seeking support, and maintaining a sense of humor amidst life's challenges. Conan’s ability to blend humor with empathy creates a space where meaningful topics can be discussed openly and engagingly.
This episode serves as a reminder of the human side of academic and environmental work, highlighting the struggles and triumphs that come with passionate pursuits. For listeners seeking both laughs and thoughtful conversation, "I Hate Richmond" delivers a compelling blend of both.