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Matthew Remsky (0:00)
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Julian Walker (0:05)
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Matthew Remsky (0:10)
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Julian Walker (0:12)
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Matthew Remsky (0:18)
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Julian Walker (0:20)
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Kristen Bell (0:22)
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Julian Walker (0:24)
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Matthew Remsky (0:27)
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Matthew Remsky (1:10)
Hello everyone. Welcome to Conspirituality, where we investigate the intersections of conspiracy theories and spiritual influence to uncover cults, pseudoscience and authoritarian extremism. I'm Matthew Remsky.
Julian Walker (1:21)
I'm Julian Walker.
Matthew Remsky (1:23)
We are on Instagram and threads on SpiritualityPod as well as individually on BlueSky and you can access all of our episodes ad free, plus our Monday bonus episodes on Patreon or just the bonus episodes via Apple subscriptions. We are independent media creators and we really appreciate your support. Episode 258 Pope Bob vs Trump World the day before. We're sitting down now to record this. Julian. We saw this clip of Pope Bob giving a brief audience to convert Tradcath JD Vance, possibly the most annoying convert in the world, with Usha standing beside him in a black mantilla. Jeanette Rubio's in a mantilla as well. Marco is very stiff. He's holding his breath. He always looks constipated. Vance has this cherubic manner that I think belies all of his bootlicking aggression. And he hands the pontiff an oversized envelope and he says that it's an invitation from Donald and Malenia to a White House dinner. Pope Bob smiles guardedly as he takes it and without looking at it, sets it on his desk, saying quietly, I'll read that at some point. And Vance sputters, of course, of course. And then they give him a Bears jersey signed by their kids, even though he's a baseball guy. And then they pose. I don't know if you saw the photo, but it's a Very awkward photo. There's like 8 inches between them all and they're standing quite stiff, I don't know, like on a wedding cake or something. The scene sums up the church state tension of whatever phase of global fascism we're now entering, I think, and marks a high point in our consideration of the religion of politics. Here come these shitheels jailing students, rendering immigrants and blueprinting the Trump Gaza resort. And they shuffle into the Vatican with hats in hand to meet a fellow American who is nothing like their boss. And they're asking for pats on the head. And we have this enigmatic response from Pope Bob that I think sums up where we all are as we read the incense swirls for whether he's going to keep steering the world's 1.4 billion Catholics against the tides of late stage capitalism somehow Francis style. And will he do it while seeking common ground with conservative movements around the world on the key points of anti wokeness? Okay, Julian, so a sometimes Catholic leftist and a progressive atheist walk into a podcast studio on day 13 after Bob Prevost transitioned robes and names to become Pope Leo xiv. I don't have a joke here, but where do you think we should start?
