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RIP to our friend Doug Shaw (1:30), top 10 lists (15:02), Manhattanhenge (31:22), backrooms and 1999 aesthetics (46:22), Irish and Italians (55:02), Spurs beat Thunder (1:02:25), Mike Gansey in Philly (1:11:27), NBA Finals Preview (1:23:03).

Listen to the full episode (and every episode) by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Kuo vs Uptown, the death of brunch (15:08), gatekeeping done wrong (26:23), speed-reading through BookTok (53:01), Knicks going to the Finals (1:04:38), strongest local fan base (1:24:22), Kenny Atkinson's advanced analytics (1:41:32), McCain's actual trade value (1:44:01), Spurs vs Thunder knife-fight (1:48:51).

Go to Orchard Street instead of offing yourself (2:01), playing with plumbers (8:22), historically gross places in NYC (22:32), all cultures have dumplings except one (43:41), real fans don't go to games or watch them (56:09), RIP: rest in Pistons (1:08:22), Julius Randle blamed again (1:35:42), Knicks vs Cavs in the EFC (1:18:19), Daryl Morey fired by Sixers (1:42:33).

Listen to the full ep—and every ep—by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Love in the time of Hantavirus (1:30), NYT's top 100 restaurants and Resy fatigue (22:45), what is burger music? (42:01), Knicks dismantle the Sixers (1:05:17), NBA Lottery results (1:33:28), a calamity in Indiana (1:42:00), the Nets get screwed again—but what about Giannis? (1:52:22).

Performative dog owners (6:22), train dreams (17:29), JP Morgan scammer (42:10), Sixers vs Celtics (56:18), Knicks rout Hawks (1:20:01), Cookies Hoops civil war (1:25:22), Eastern Conference aura (1:40:29), Jokic slander (1:48:02).

Uninspired false flags (1:43), Prince St Pizza (28:22), Knicks dine on Magic City wings (43:02), Scientology speed runs (55:19), Nikola Jokic and every NBA star have now been exposed! (1:02:36), LeBron sidequests (1:20:02), if the NBA's agenda is anti-player (1:45:09).

Listen to the full episode (and every full episode) by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Dreams of Wburg deferred (2:54), nightlife innovation looks a lot like regular nightlife (14:03), Geese: psyop or marketing campaign? (28:22), Second Life is real (47:29), MSG feds (1:02:39), Windy's NBA takes (1:19:02), Spurs suiting (1:35:19), Sixers crushed in Game 1 (1:48:31), Knicks vs Hawks (1:54:29).

Wok issues (2:04), $40 chicken scandal hits Greenpoint like a sledgehammer (8:30), Jack Harlow's wonderful hat (29:07), Beebs at Coachella (39:17), Joel Embiid out (1:06:33), let's talk Knicks vs Hawks (1:17:03), if Anthony Edwards can take next step (1:37:20).

The stress of doing nothing (1:35), Jay-Z at Yankee Stadium (14:06), baseball allegedly trending (30:17), NYC's most loathsome fans (42:41), Duke stunned in moral victory for basketball (1:08:22), NBA's undeclared culture war (1:25:06), Kon vs LaMelo (1:40:29), fake assists, real debate (1:59:03).

Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Banksy exposed (1:02), the gift of anonymity (9:22), resistance is futile, unless it's not (25:22), American diner goth (46:17), NYC cultural exports (56:22), NYPD night at MSG (1:07:31), top three NBA prospects in NCAA tournament (1:18:43), small guard bias (1:34:17), Cade Cunningham injury (1:44:02), Knicks' lineups looking a lot like last year (1:55:30).