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Countdown with Keith Olbermann is a production of iHeartRadio. These eight are Quislings, Traitors, cowards, capitulators, collaborators, fakes, frauds, enablers, betrayers, failures, political prostitutes. Last night, eight senators, nominal Democrats, voted to fold without any pressure, without any bribe, without any anything. They voted to kick millions of Americans off Obama Obamacare in order to reopen and fund the government to reopen it for only three months, mind you. So we have to go through this again in exchange, not for magic beans this time, but just for the promise of a vote in which they might get magic beans. A vote on the health care subsidies, which they will win if half a dozen Republicans defy Trump. A vote on magic beans, which they will lose. Eight of them. Six Democrats. The independent, Angus King of Maine, who caucused with Democrats until last night, apparently, and John Fetterman. You cannot recall a senator in Pennsylvania. And anyway, that would not be enough for Fetterman. He should be institutionalized, or worse, he should be sold on waivers to maga. His mind is that unsound. F you, Fetterman. The other traitors whose careers in the Senate, in the Democratic Party, in public life, must now end, are Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois. Senator Limp Dick Durbin, never someone to sit around and fight when an opportunity would arise to give in. Senator Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire, who, in betraying America, had the nerve to say she was doing so to, quote, make sure the government is functioning and continue the fight to a realistic platform to get the premium tax cuts done. If that is not successful, then shame on the Republican Party and shame on Donald Trump. No, shame on you, Ms. Hassan, you useless clown. Republicans do not feel shame. Trump has no human emotions. You have no intelligence. You have been played by shameless people who you think will feel shame. Get the fuck out. Senator Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire, who for most of us, for the first time, has made us realize that she and Maggie Hassan are not the same person. They might as well be. What do you say to your colleagues who say, this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation? She was asked last night. She answers, we have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date, which you imbecile you are certain to lose. You traded a stalemate where the other side was beginning to crack for a total defeat. Get the F out of our party. Senator Catherine Cortez Mastow, it's our responsibility to work not only here amongst ourselves, but across the aisle to solve these problems for the Americans, make their lives a little bit easier, I gather, Senator Cortez Masto, you've never actually been to the Senate or to Washington where there is no aisle. There's just a moat full of swamp creatures that Trump owns. And there is no problem solving to be done with the other side. The other side is just a series of whores for Trump. Whores for Trump with which you are now attached. Senator Jackie Rosen of Nevada. Quote, senate Republicans need to work with us in a bipartisan way before the next deadline on, quote. I hate to break this to you, Senator Jackie, but they won't. You have deluded yourself. You have sold your constituents out. Your only honorable course is to resign your office today. And lastly, there is Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia, who has been essentially a zombie since he went through an entire presidential campaign without ever really noticing once that he was the vice presidential nominee. Useless. At least he's consistent. Counting Fetterman. There are seven nominal Democrats there and they need to be expelled from the party. And those that mistakenly think they have a chance of retaining their seats must be primaried and defeated. Must be these seven and Angus King are dead to us. They are not progressives, they are not pragmatists, they are not even moderates. They are simply gold plated, hot and cold running fools. Their careers must be ended now. Durbin, Cain, Fetterman, Shaheen, Cortez, Masto, Hassan, Rosen and King now done, forgotten. Let us hear their names no more. And as to the Senate Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer, who voted against this bill, the rare occasion where he voted correctly, this bill will now sail through the House and give Trump what he wants and gut Obamacare. And then we get to do this all over again in February when the Republicans will have seen only Democratic weakness and how they can plow through these eight ghosts in the Democratic Senate caucus. As to Chuck Schumer, minority leader, who could not keep even half of these bereft, disingenuous, untrustworthy, useless, feckless Democratic Senate assholes in line. Chuck Schumer's time in this role must come to an end. One of the responsibilities of Senate leadership is to make wandering members of your own party realize that it doesn't really matter where their principles might sit or what they think they're going to do with their careers. But they must realize at all times that no matter how good and just you may be, they must know that if they go to talk to the enemy in the middle of a war and cut a deal with the enemy, they are likely to be metaphorically shot in the back by you, the minority leader, which did not happen. Chuck Schumer. You presided as your party got a promise of a vote on extending the Obamacare subsidies. A promise of a vote, a promise for a vote which you will lose. Getting a promise from a Republican is simply exactly the same thing as not getting a promise from a Republican. And now it is also the same thing as getting a promise from Durbin, Cain, Fetterman, Shaheen, Cortez, Masto, Hassan, Rosen, and King, and to hell with each of them. As if this could be more infuriating than it already is. There is also this fact, it is more evident now than it has been at any point in the past, that Trump's mind is gone. He is at his most vulnerable position. His mental health now down to about a zero on a scale of zero to anything, is so bad even the Washington Effing Post has noticed. It is so bad the Washington Post even put it on its front page. He's hyping weight loss drugs in the Oval Office and how he and he alone can bring down their price. And a weight loss patient there to extol weight loss drugs and say how safe they are and to praise Trump's wonderfulness. Collapses, folds, drops, slow motion, like a deflating inflatable tube man at a used car sales lot. Weight loss patient faints at weight loss meeting. It's like the bit in the Jack Nicholson picture Chinatown, where the coroner says to Nicholson, middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in la. Trump, whose mind is gone, gets up, looks at the guy on the floor, looks away, stares forward, totally pissed off. How dare he interrupt my latest attempt to rip off America? Photos taken while they carry the poor deflated tube man out of the Oval meeting resumes. Trump sits down. He does not, however, fully fall asleep this time. Trump, whose mind is gone, had already fallen asleep. A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office, read the Washington Post headline. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the President spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open. 815 words follow that headline and four pictures, one of Trump, whose mind is gone with one eye closed, one with one eye closed and two fingers rubbing that eye, one with both eyes closed and one where you can almost see the snoring. The president displayed a constellation of movements familiar to anyone who has attempted to stay awake during a work meeting. He closed his eyes. He put his hand to his temple. He slouched in his chair. The Washington Post, the broken fascist Quizzling Bezos Washington Post even writes that after Gordon, the weight loss guy, exited stage left, that the Trump stroking quote resumed about an hour later, with Trump noticeably perkier but still caught on camera at moments with his eyes closed. The article is amazing. What's also amazing is that writers Dan diamond and JM Rieger still work for the Washington Post. It's amazing that they are still unindicted by Trump's corrupt, morally bankrupt Department of Justice. Maybe that's because Trump, whose mind is gone, forgot to tell his Department of Justice to indict the writers. Look, don't, don't, don't get me wrong. Nodding off in a meeting is hardly conclusive, self contained proof that your mind is gone. There is a reasonable chance that you will nod off during this podcast and you're fine. But Trump's quick trip to Sleepytown, his quick role as the nod father, was just the symbolic part of all this, because Trump's mind is gone. And sudden sleep, bordering on a kind of colloquial narcolepsy, is often a component to dementia of all kinds, just as is a cognitive test in April and then the same test exactly six months later, accompanied by an mri, just as is increasingly erratic behavior over a short period of time. And I know it's amazing to look at crazy Trump and use the phrase increasingly erratic. He's been increasingly erratic since December 1983. I can only speak to December 1983 to that date nearly 42 years ago, because that's when I first met him. It probably started long before then. But his mind is gone and it's accelerating again. Even if the snooze was just a snooze and the non human response to the guy there to tell you how safe the drugs are passing out in front of the media, even if the response to that is just part of Trump's evil. Let's step back from the nuts and bolts of, say, the government shutdown to try to process how it was perceived by Trump, whose mind is gone. He thought it would be a good look to cut off food stamps so lines at soup kitchens outdoors would get longer, just as it was getting cold. He thought the correct political move as the holidays approached was government sponsored starvation. He believed that the country would praise him for gradually also shutting down all air travel, including all air travel for his supporters. First for Thanksgiving and then for Christmas and New Year's. Marjorie Taylor Greene got on a train for Georgia. She was having such trouble getting on a plane over the weekend. Marjorie Taylor Greene advised people to take the train. Trump thought these were good political moves. He thought he could even get America to blame the Democrats for this. Even though he runs the White House, he runs the Senate, he runs the House, and he runs the Supreme Court. And of course, since he only watches television that feeds back his propaganda to him, he thinks he's right because his mind is gone. Again, I am reminded of a movie scene. Anthony Perkins as the troubled baseball player Jim Pearsall in fear strikes out. They wanted him to change from the outfield to shortstop and he didn't want to play shortstop. And basically he had a breakdown over it. One day, Pearsall Perkins as Pearsall, is suddenly chipper and happy and his wife says, jim, what happened? And he merrily explains that he doesn't have to play shortstop anymore because he's hidden his shortstop's glove. And she looks at him like she is saying to him herself, he doesn't realize there's more than one shortstop's glove in the world, does he? His mind is gone. Trump is Jim Pearsall when it comes to the media. If he doesn't see it, that means nobody said it. Kind of a Mike Johnson way of looking at life. His mind is gone. Every week now, he says something about lowering food prices by 700% or lowering energy prices by a billion percent. And nobody says, you know, sir, you, you can raise stuff by more than 100%, but you, you, you can't lower anything by more than 100%. It's not, it's not mathematically possible. So he keeps saying it because his mind is gone. Every week he lets his crazy Renfield Stephen Miller spin yet crazier and more dangerous conspiracy theories. The newest one yesterday was about Obama and Comer and Clapper. I think he's got Jimmy Hoffa in this one and maybe the people who killed Julius Caesar and Doge Payments or something, because Trump's mind is gone and Miller's mind has been gone for decades. Now Trump has decided to defend his disastrous tariffs by promising a $2,000 dividend to everyone in the country except the rich. And that's something around $600 billion right now during a shutdown. So the Treasury Secretary, who literally cannot keep his head straight up on his shoulders, races to the nearest Sunday show to explain that the the $2,000 dividend might just be the money we met along the way. Quote, tax decreases. No tax on tips, no tax on overtime, no tax on Social Security. Deductibility of older loans, says Scott BESANT. Here's your $2,000. Oh wait, no, there is no $2,000. You already got your $2,000. So Trump, whose mind is gone, also suggested that's how to change the Affordable Care Act. Simply send people money for health care from the government. I'm not sure what plan Trump has because his mind is gone, but it sounds like you just write Trump a letter and tell him how much you need. Now be honest, don't pat it, let's all play fair and this will work out fine. How much do you need for health care? Write Donald Trump, Washington D.C. and he'll send it to you. I don't know how to put this exactly. Trump's mind is gone and he spent yesterday gushing about a flyover when 2000 flights for you, the little people were canceled. And gushing about gold drapes at his new ballroom at the White House. Gold drapes that the executives at the Rotary Club of Skinny Atlas New York would look at and say are you crazy? We have class here. But again, it may be easiest to understand all this if we underscore the more symbolic stuff like like his Thursday nap before and after Gordon the Ozempic victim fainted. The nerve of him to upstage El Presidente like that. Or like what happened yesterday when at the Washington Commanders NFL game, the team owner Josh I'm not Daniel Snyder. Harris reportedly did discuss naming his new stadium after Trump and discussed it with Trump. Most impressively, Harris supposedly kept a straight face as he did this. ESPN it was at first reported Trump was making the hint demand threat full expression of his narcissism. He wanted the stadium named after him cause his mind is gone. His version of the North Korean news anchor that would be Caroline Levitt immediately announced this would be wonderful because Trump enabled the building of the stadium, which is absolute nonsense. It all happened during the Biden administration. On the other hand, the possibilities for new names for this stadium have inspired some of the most searing anti Trump commentary of our times. Several wags noted that for years in Miami we already had the Orange Bowl. There were many variations of Trump is in the Epstein files stadium, but the winner came from an actual football guy, former Ravens and Eagles super bowl winning receiver Torrey Smith, who wrote simply impeached field at Insurrection Stadium. Or as I added, it could be colloquially known as the Big House. The Big House. For those of you untainted by college football, that's what they call the football stadium at the University of Michigan. There is actually, in this episode, more actual sports to mention. Give me a moment, though. First, let me circle back to the disaster in the Senate last night and the need to excommunicate the quislings led by Dick Durbin and our visiting senator from Kanamet territory, John Fetterman. They are cowards. They are failures. They have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Moreover, it is the exact opposite of what the last two weeks has shown us. Stand up to Trump. He is still terrified of anybody who fights back. Run against Trump on what he is doing to the economic lives of your constituents and run against Trump on what he is doing to the civil rights lives of your constituents. The New York times revealed the 7% solution in the Jersey and Virginia governor's elections. Why were they blowouts? Quote, the two Democrats won so decisively because they also flipped a crucial sliver of voters who said they supported Mr. Trump. In 2024, Ms. Sherrill and Ms. Spanberger both won 7% of Mr. Trump's supporters, according to the exit polls. 7% of Trump's supporters. Do you want to do the math on that? In a national race, what 7% of Trump's supporters would do, that might be a shutout in the Electoral College. The exit polls to resume the Times report in New Jersey found that Ms. Sherrill won a whopping 18% of Mr. Trump's Hispanic support in the state. No figures were reported for Virginia, where the Hispanic vote is smaller. Run against Trump. Do not make deals with Republicans in the Senate. And it's not just big picture like the governor's races. The MAGA sheriff in Bucks county in Pennsylvania is gone. Fred Harron landslided by the Democrat Danny Sisler, who ran against Herron's collaboration with Trump's ice. From the Bucks County Courier Times, quote, sisler's victory was driven in part by backlash to Herron's decision to partner county deputies with ice. The partnership, which a Bucks county judge upheld last month, would have allowed sheriff's deputies to act as ICE agents. Seisler pledged to end the program if elected. Seisler spoke at anti Trump protests across the county, urging voters to show their anger at the president by voting out Republicans in Bucks County. And guess what? They did run against Trump. Just try to do two things at the same time. Economy And Trump is death. I mean, a Trumpist who just left the dictatorship is now threatening judges with a vague violent kind of motif. This guy spoke to a Federalist Society conference of lawyers. A judge disagrees with Trump, impeach him or her. Quote, what's going on. To force the Supreme Court to do something is fundamentally political pressure, says this guy Meisel. It's going to be when Congress starts impeaching judges and saying, you are now encroaching into our territory. Now here's the vague threat. Quoting Meisell again, what do I think Trump should do? He should stand up and he's already done this and say judges, I know how to deal with stray cat. Who knows exactly what that means, but it doesn't to me sound like catch them and rehabilitate them through reward based training. Punchline. This goober Mizell threatening to treat judges like stray cats. Cornell Law, naturally that Mizell is married to a judge. I'm sorry, dear, I didn't mean you. I didn't mean you were a stray cat. Run against Trump or against Vance. Do they really think Vance is. You know it. Do Trumpists and MAGA look at JV and see a leader, a macho figure of some kind? Do they not see an eyeliner wearing guy who in the places where Trump uses his Temu Hitler act, Vance simply pinches. Politico polling on favorites for 2028 and the nominations. Vance is the Republican favorite. Now, the reality check here is it's Republicans. So there is no reality. Vance polls 35% and second at 28% is Trump. Yes. Six out of 10 of the polls are also in favor of amending the Constitution to allow a third term. Even though 13 states can in effect veto any constitutional amendment. Even if you could get one up and running in the next three years. And there are 16, no question unshakable permanent blue states. That number is probably actually 19. And by next year it'll be in the low to mid-20s. Run against Trump. Lastly, on Vance, to quote another line written by my late friend Bill Goldman that has been transformed into history, even though we don't think Deep Throat actually said it in real life, only in the movie all the President's Men, the truth is, these are not very bright guys. Trump's appeal of the court order denying him the chance to starve Americans by not paying SNAP benefits literally concluded, quote, this is in the document filed with the courts. Quote, just think of J.D. vance. There is no lawful basis for an order that directs USDA to somehow find $4 billion in the metaphorical couch cushions. Oh, this is SportsCenter. Wait, check that.