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For two days now, I've been wondering whether to try to get Elon Musk arrested in Wisconsin or to send him a gift basket of ketamine and acid, all the while meanwhile, fearing that Politico is right and even Trump now realizes Musk couldn't be helping us more if he were actually George Soros in a Musk mask. And Trump has told cabinet members they're going to phase Musk out by the end of May. And first, the press secretary of softball scholarships denied this, but by late yesterday, the fascists were leaking it out via Murdoch's New York Post. Musk is on the way out. No, no, no. No more Musk. Give him all the drugs that he can do. Cuz all he wants to do is. All he wants to do is dance while wearing a cheese head and shaking the Trump cult out of its hypnotized coma. Sure, it's a felony to offer people money to vote or to not vote or to vote your way. And sure, he offered two giant $1 million checks. And sure, he offered $20 bills for selfies, holding up photos of the unabashed fascist MAGA judge candidate at the polling places where it is illegal to campaign like that. On the other hand, if all that didn't win us the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, I don't know what could have. Oh, wait, maybe it was when Musk went on Fox and said losing this judge race has good chance of causing Republicans to lose control of the House. You lose control of the House, there will be nonstop impeachment hearings and subpoenas and America, real America, democracy America, heard that and said yes, God damn it. Yes, exactly. You, sir, are the son of a bitch we've been looking for all this time. Yes, Republicans lose the House, nonstop impeachment hearings and subpoenas. Woo. Effing. Ooh, send that man some horse. I think Elon Musk doesn't really know it yet. Couldn't understand it if he did. Can't intuitively process America or any polyglot. Society is so far inside his own bubble that he never has to confront anybody who would tell him any of this. But he may be our way out of Trump. What we saw Tuesday night was America versus Elon Musk, democracy versus Elon Musk. Life versus Elon Musk. Just when the anti Trump message has been repeated so often that it barely registers with you and me, worn down with a decade of that stupid son of a bitch Trump and that stupid son of a bitch Trump somehow finds an even stupider son of a bitch named Musk. And Musk has all of Trump's failures. Plus that apartheid accent and the pastiness of the Ozempic addict and the onstage rhythm of a victim of St. Vitus's dance. Can we run against Elon Musk not only in Wisconsin, please can we run against Elon Musk everywhere? You know what Elon Musk's disapproval number is among Democrats in Wisconsin now? It's 97%. 97%. You can't get 97% of Democrats to agree. How to spell the word Democrats? 97% disapproval. He's 94 points underwater on approval. More Musk spending more millions more Musk outspending George Soro 10 to 1. I want Musk in every House and Senate race in this country next year. I want him trying to buy the school board of Hastings on Hudson, New York. I want him in a cheesehead in Wisconsin and in foam cowboy hats in Texas and in Gulf of America trucker caps near the Gulf of Mexico. And now he may be leaving the White House. There is still hope. The Musk is on the way out story evolved this way yesterday. Yesterday morning Politico reported, quote, Trump has told his inner circle, including members of his cabinet, that Elon Musk will be stepping back in the coming weeks from his current role as governing partner, ubiquitous cheerleader and Washington hatchet man, and that this would be pegged to the deadline to terminate the so called special government employees. They're only allowed 130 days. That would be May 30th unless the drugs were to put somebody in suspended animation or something. I guess that, however, is just the excuse. This is not tied to SGE 130 day limits. It's tied in fact to Elise Stefanik, Politico again, quote, trump is increasingly mindful of next year's midterms and making sure he doesn't jeopardize his House majority. He's kept a careful eye on the town hall outrage over Doge even as Republicans have chalked those scenes up to coordinated liberal stagecraft. His discussions about next steps for Musk came just days before he grew so worried about the GOP's narrow House margin that he withdrew New York Rep. Elise Stefanik's nomination to be ambassador to the UN. This has nothing to do with 130 days. This has something to do with a two vote margin. By late afternoon yesterday, one Trump minion had told another Trump minion to print in the New York Post a story headlined the real reason behind Elon Musk's departure from Doge and why it was always part of the plan. That's the story. That sentence repeated again and again with different constructions, that it was always to be four months and out. White House sources said the plan has always been to let Musk return to civilian life after his SGE status expires. Bullshit. This is the first time they've mentioned this. And anyway, as I said, there is hope. Politico. One senior administration official said Musk is likely to retain an informal role as an advisor and continue to be an occasional fellow face around the White House crowds. Oh, thank Jesus. Another caution that anyone who thinks Musk is going to disappear entirely from Trump's orbit is fooling themselves. Great. I promise I won't fool myself. Keep him around photo ops, nothing of substance. Just keep his great uncontrollable ego and his perpetual fugue state front and center often enough that the Democrats can keep running against him until at least the midterms. And if Trump stops pushing Musk, if Musk stops blowing up like some of his own rockets, we have to take over. We then have to keep rebuilding the link between the two of them, shackled to a corpse, each of them. Musk and Trump. Musk and Trump. Trump and Musk. Trusk and Mump truck and Mumps. Yeah, I want Elon Musk indicted in Wisconsin because I want them all indicted in Wisconsin and 49 other states. I want Stephen Miller on the next plane to effing El Salvador. But more than that, I want Elon Musk to win all our races for us. And if he's gonna do that, he's gonna need our help one way or the other. Informal or still at dz, he's going to need that little extra to keep him campaigning 24 7. The Trump part is easy. Just keep Trump convinced Musk is funneling attention to Trump and Trump will make sure he grabs him whenever possible. But Musk himself, Musk's going to need all the drugs he can find. So won't you help? Won't you gather all the drugs you can find and send them on to him More Musk all Musk, all the time. Musk today, Musk tomorrow, Musk forever. I want Musk's face with that crooked eyes, unfocused the stuff just kicked in smirk of his visible at every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse, doghouse and white house in America. In light of the first 10 minutes of today's podcast, I would like to point out that I was the breaking news anchor for MSN, and for one week, about 20 years ago, every night I was on for six hours talking about how the Pope was dying. Not with that inflection. All right, let me explain some of the other headlines briefly. Trump's day of liberation actually means his liberation from paying taxes. That is the substance to this, though the root cause in Trump's brain dead head for tariffs is far dumber. 10% tariffs on all trading partners, 54% on China, 24% for the European Union, which Trump still thinks is a country. 26 on India, ET cetera. After hours. Gee whiz, who would have expected this? The market crashed, which is not just the standard response from betrayed Trump supporters. I didn't expect him to eat my face. This is something beyond that. This is other leopards learning that the leopard eating faces party are also cannibals and will eat leopards faces too. This will not end well for Trump. And just how not. Well, we will get an idea very quickly. I might actually watch the opening bell of the stock market for the first time in my life just to see if some fascist CEO unfurls a flag that reads impeach Trump today. Tariffs are madness, of course. They will destroy tourism to this country, probably raise domestic prices 5 to 10%, kill international trade, destroy American farming worldwide. Depression. Absolutely possible now. And the ultimate reason for doing this, as he learned to mimic human behavior, which is, as we know, not natural to Trump. Trump obviously and early on in his existence became fixated with the idea and the color of gold. He doesn't really understand gold. He does not know the difference between gold and gold plate, or gold plastic and gold rust oleum, which is why his buildings look like that. So cheap and why his bronzer looks so bad and why his hair looks so fake. It's one of the reasons people who knew him believed in the pee tape, the color. So the 1890s he found out, and apparently relatively recently, or he just remembered it recently, were called the Gilded Age Gilded gold cupboard. And it sort of looks like the word gold Guild gold, gold gil Gold good, 1890s good. 1890s gold rich, super rich. No taxes in the 1890s, only tariffs. So bring back tariffs. Big tariffs, Big beautiful tariffs. Bingo. 54% tariff on Chinese goods. Because this human like multi Celled parasite once learned Gold. Good. Okay. The disappearing by our government of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. They sent a man who was legally entitled to be here, whom this country, in fact ruled during Trump's first presidency. We were protecting from going back to El Salvador because he would be tortured and killed there. And Trump sent him back because of what they now claim is a clerical error by ice, which it cannot correct because it can't force El Salvador to return him. Which is bullshit because all it has to do is threaten to money off going to the corrupt El salvador strongman. And Mr. Abrego will be home for breakfast. And if Tom Homan and Pete Hegseth and the insufferable child JV Vance and that inflatable rubber device known as Kristi Noem claim they can't extract him, you go to them and you say you get him back or you have to go get him personally. They are still doing this deliberately to that man and others because it's part of the plan. And there is no legal retribution against these scumbags, especially in this deviant flotation device Gnome. That will be too extreme, and it will come soon or late. Hope you got a good look at that prison, Christie. Poor Mr. Abrego was in line looking for day labor in 2019, and the cops picked him up. And they claimed a confidential informant who may or may not have ever existed, said he was in the MS.13 gang in another state in which the man never lived. And they claim this because he was wearing Chicago Bulls clothing, which is really bad news for, like, Michael Jordan. I want Tom Holman and Kristi Noem and J.D. vance, who is still slandering this man. I want them in the El Salvadoran prison instead of Mr. Briggs. And in 2029, I want the President to say, ah, well, they're in there now. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do about getting them back. They're out of our control now. The president in 2029. President Booker. Sure, that's fine. President Ocasio Cortez. President. President. Whoever is narcing on Mike Waltz and Pete Hegseth, I'll take him. That is not over. Leaks last week about Hegseth bringing the wife to sensitive international intelligence meetings. Leaks this week about WA and staff using Gmail for technical conversations and for his schedule. Once again, amateurs like Waltz and Hegseth don't realize that your schedule tells the spies when you will be somewhere and when other people will be somewhere. In case, you know, they want to blow you up or just to access all the places you won't be. And don't tell me that your Gmail is secure. I once heard from the Gmail people that the Russian state actors had hacked my Gmail Waltz and Hegseth is not over and the third term stuff is not over. Again. A reminder, this is not going to be a bid to let any president get a third term. This will only be Trump, not Obama, not Clinton, not Bush, just Trump and Grover Cleveland who's been dead since 1908, whether on the non consecutive terms bullshit or some other bullshit Sam Alito dreams of and Lawrence Tribe has another hole in the defensive line they can drive a Mack truck through just to haunt your dreams a little further. Quoting him anyone discounting a third Trump term per the 22nd amendment and the 12th amendment is thinking magically the 22nd doesn't bar serving a third term only being elected three times. The 12th doesn' running for VP unless ineligible to serve as President. But Trump isn't ineligible. Qed so like last year, the easiest scenario Trump runs says try and stop me and his Supreme Court doesn't. And Trump can almost taste this. I mean, listen to him. He's dying to say it.
