Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Episode: Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213
Release Date: July 2, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 213 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu delve into the intricacies of relationships, friendship dynamics, and personal insecurities with their characteristic humor and candidness. The episode features spirited discussions, insightful observations, and interactive segments with listeners, making it both entertaining and relatable for audiences.

Relationship Dynamics and Friendship Insights

Pat and Mike kick off the episode by exploring the nuances of male and female friendships. They discuss how women often value their friendships more deeply, leading to more open conversations about personal issues, whereas men tend to keep things straightforward and drama-free. Mike reflects, “Guys aren’t emotionally attached to each other in that sense that there’s anything emotionally they can do to each other” (10:02).

The conversation shifts to the impact of celebrity interactions on personal relationships, touching upon Jeff Bezos' extravagant wedding. Pat muses, “It made me think that these celebrities don’t really have friends... if you have Jeff Bezos money, you probably got anybody” (19:44). They further discuss how public perceptions and rivalries shape the dynamics within the entertainment and sports industries.

Self-Image and Personal Insecurities

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing self-image and the lengths individuals go to hide perceived imperfections. Pat humorously talks about wearing a hoodie to conceal a big forehead, stating, “... do I put my big forehead on camera or make it even more shockingly my forehead size when my hat comes off” (02:34). This segues into broader topics about self-acceptance and the societal pressures that drive people to mask their true selves.

Mike adds, “If you’re truly yourself, then you find out a lot quicker... if you really yourself, you can tell, like, damn, I’m over here just chilling, being myself” (08:40). The hosts emphasize the importance of authenticity in personal interactions and relationships.

Handling Conflicts and Misunderstandings

Pat and Mike discuss strategies for managing conflicts, especially in the context of toxic relationships and misunderstandings. They highlight the importance of mature communication and avoiding unnecessary confrontations. Mike shares an anecdote about diffusing a tense situation, advising listeners to seek resolutions that prevent escalation: “Listen, listen, I’m not like, I don't like that violent... I want to find out what type of timing we’re on” (81:08).

Listener Call-Ins: Gene’s Candid Conversations

The episode features multiple call-ins from a listener named Gene, who shares his personal struggles and humorous takes on various life challenges. Gene candidly discusses his experiences with weight loss, overcoming bad habits like cheating, and navigating the complexities of child support. One notable moment includes Gene saying, “I stopped paying child support. It was the greatest decision I ever made... I moved back in with my mom because she’s the only one that really understands me” (48:55).

Gene also touches on the pitfalls of following toxic online communities, advising against the influence of harmful "red pill" ideologies. He emphasizes personal growth and self-improvement, stating, “Stop listening to that. You’re not going to get no girls listening to none of that stuff” (45:29).

Interactive Segments: Understanding Nigerian Pidgin

In a lighthearted segment, Pat and Mike engage in a game to decode Nigerian Pidgin phrases sent in by Gene. This interactive portion not only provides comedic relief but also educates listeners about linguistic diversity. For instance, they interpret “I beg” as “Don’t act like a dummy” (65:06) and “Wahala” as “Problems just started” (65:43).

Social Media and Public Perception

The hosts discuss the influence of social media on public perception and personal behavior. Mike shares a story about being mistook for a celebrity, leading to uncomfortable and humorous encounters: “There’s a difference between somebody be like they staring at me because I look familiar and they can’t put their finger on it” (82:05). They underline the challenges of maintaining privacy and authenticity in the age of constant online scrutiny.

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Pat and Mike balance humor with meaningful discussions, offering listeners both laughs and insights into personal development and relationship management. The inclusion of listener Gene’s candid stories adds an authentic and relatable dimension to the conversation, reinforcing the podcast’s commitment to addressing real-life scenarios with a comedic twist.

Notable Quotes

• Pat: “Guys aren’t emotionally attached to each other in that sense that there’s anything emotionally they can do to each other.” (10:02)
• Mike: “If you’re truly yourself, then you find out a lot quicker...” (08:40)
• Gene: “I stopped paying child support. It was the greatest decision I ever made...” (48:55)
• Pat: “It made me think that these celebrities don’t really have friends... if you have Jeff Bezos money, you probably got anybody.” (19:44)
• Gene: “Stop listening to that. You’re not going to get no girls listening to none of that stuff.” (45:29)

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This summary encapsulates the essence of Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, highlighting the key discussions on relationships, self-image, conflict management, and listener interactions, while omitting promotional segments and non-content sections.

Transcript

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[Pat]

Yo, welcome to Crash Dummies episode 213. I'm Mike, that's Pat. We got Gene in the building. Was that. How do you like the energy?

[Mike]

I rock with it.

[Pat]

Rock with it.

[Mike]

I can't stop you from saying my name. Yeah, so it's just like, I'm trying.

[Pat]

To keep track of, like, when I don't, like, chuckle. I'm trying to. So one minute in already. I'll start laughing at like five minutes.

[Mike]

You're not even one. You're not even 30 seconds.

[Pat]

No, I'll start. I'll start at five. I can smile.

[Mike]

Yeah, you can smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Keep smiling. Oh.

[Pat]

I'm. Make sure. Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. What else?

[Mike]

Dead Patreon. Merch coming soon.

[Pat]

Yeah, Merch coming soon.

[Mike]

Hey, get. Y' all also stop when y' all take pictures and our stuff. If you ugly, cover your face up. I don't want to see it, man. Or at least don't tag me. Just tag the crash on his page. I got an idea.

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

Let's sell shies Crash, dummy. Shisties. Winter time.

[Pat]

Oh, I think that. But when you see the design, I think that actually might make sense.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, that'd be fire. That'd be fire. We do got a lot of ugly listeners, man. You know? You know, if you were like, you were daily ugly, I can see if, like, people were shy at night. Like, damn, I don't look good. I'm a little bloated from dinner. I ain't took a shower yet. I'm gonna throw on my shy seat because I gotta run and to no Walgreens or something. I get it. If I see somebody eight or nine o' clock with a shy on, if it started this way, and I'll be like, okay, I get it. But like, it's. It's 1pm on a Wednesday like this. This is supposed to be prime you.

[Pat]

Yeah, prime you.

[Mike]

You're hiding yourself. What's going on?

[Pat]

That's some deeper issues right there.

[Mike]

Criminal. Like, you know what I'M saying they're just like, you got a shy on. You're that. Nobody's that ugly. Yeah. I don't know. The thing is, is when you wear whatever you wear, just like. Like I have a big fore. Right. So you got to make a choice of, do I put my big forehead on camera or make it even more shockingly my forehead size when my hat comes off.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Or when your glasses come off, like how small your eyes are, whatever that may be. You got to make that choice. So I feel like when you wear a shy sea with your face and you're a little ugly, or you claim that you're a little ugly to yourself, maybe to me too, but. And then you take off your shisty is more surprising. Like, oh, shit, you. You decided you as ugly.

[Gene]

What?

[Mike]

I mean, it wasn't no zit.

[Pat]

That was the most, like, broad explanation of something so simple.

[Mike]

That's crazy. Merch, huh? Yeah, Merch, Merch, Merch, Merch.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. So I guess we can get into the. The news that was out. You know, the T. Pain.

[Mike]

Yeah. The.

[Pat]

Even though it came out like eight days after the podcast actually dropped. So it's kind of funny. Like, all those clips and all those moments kind of went by and we didn't even think about the whole Drake comment at all. Like, it was not even a thought, trust me.

[Mike]

Dr. Comment. Some of the stuff, like, obviously, you know how we shoot. Like, we're. We kind of teeter the line with dark humor. So there was some stuff that we all took out before then. Like, we took out stuff. So this was never a thought to take out or nothing.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And even still hearing it back, I don't think he said anything like, anything.

[Pat]

That was worth challenging in that moment either.

[Mike]

Yeah. And we. Who are we to challenge? If T. Pain told me he seen Drake do three cartwheels in a row, I gotta believe it. I wasn't there.

[Pat]

And it's vice versa. Drake came on the pod and he told us something about somebody. I would have listened just the same way.

[Mike]

That's when people was getting mad. Just like the Shannon Sharp Cat Williams interview. Whatever Cat Williams says at that point, Shannon Sharp, unless he was there, he can't say that that didn't happen or it's not like that.

[Pat]

I'll say it's a little different because I don't even think we mentioned. I don't think we ever said the word Drake in that whole thing. Like, I don't even think you ever say his name in that whole clip. Shannon Sharp Kind of be like, you know, Cat would say something and then he'd be like, so you saying, you know, like, everybody, you know, I get what you say. We could have took it there with that topic, you know, as we want to be really messy.

[Mike]

That's not our type of.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

As you all know. And, like, obviously people don't know that about our past, so we had. I never wanted that. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be found that way because more likely, people that don't find us organically aren't going to really vibe at what's going on here. I guarantee you somebody was pissed off listening to our pod because they thought. They probably thought we were some music news.

[Pat]

Yeah. They listen to another episode.

[Mike]

Damn. Why these keep talking about T Pain and singing in the fan? Come on. Oh, man. We not.

[Pat]

I feel like if you find the podcast through a way that we don't normally do, which is we don't do that type of artist interviews like that, you know, that's not a weekly thing.

[Mike]

And we. And we protecting some of our listeners, so we know, like, some of them real slap the out of.

[Pat]

But no, it was. I think it was the first time it was interesting to see all the blogs and getting reposted on different pages and stuff like that. Watching it back, it. It seems kind of like I'm like. Because I was like. I was like, chuckling in the whole clip, and Pat was like. It looked like it felt like we're glazing the topic. And it was like it was. We were moving on to listen to callers, like, right after that. So it was just like, trying to wrap up that conversation because I had nothing to add to it and Pat had nothing to add to it.

[Mike]

Bruh. Honestly, anybody that say anything about us has obviously never been in that position.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

More likely when you're doing an interview with somebody, they're more famous than you usually. That's how that works. And whatever he said, we. Like, what the. Like, what am I gonna say? I don't know, Mr. Thing. I disagree with that one.

[Pat]

Yeah. Because people were saying that he's tripping, that he still got a number one hit and stuff like that. And that's true. Drake did still get a number one hit after the whole thing. So it's like. It's not really like the bowing out gracefully thing.

[Mike]

Anywho, that's. That's two grown. That's two grown men. You know what I mean? Like, there's two grown men that obviously I Don't know if they like each other. I don't know if they do. Guess what? I don't give a. I could give a if they like each other or not. I like both artists. Yeah, that's the thing. It's just like all the beast, all the rap beast has ever been like, why would I sit here and choose another human being over another human human.

[Pat]

Beings that we both don't know.

[Mike]

We both don't know.

[Pat]

Like, it's like, it's weird.

[Mike]

Did come on a pod.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? And. And showed us hello love. You know what I'm saying? But we still not like this. It's not even a beef.

[Pat]

Everybody's like, y' all don't start a beef. And I'm like, if they didn't like each other because of this, then they already didn't like each other. Yeah. You know, there was always something there. So I mean by Drake's comments saying that he resent he that was there already or miscommunication.

[Mike]

Some people don't talk. I bet you there's somebody in your that you don't even talk to right now that thinks you don't like them. Yeah, all because y' all don't talk no more. Because that's how they gauge like, oh, we lost their. And they're. And let's say their first opinion about you is an opinion you don't like. Yeah, like, damn, we don't even talk no more. Why the you talking about? I feel like, you know, I mean, you never know how people. You never know relationships, you know.

[Pat]

Can you tell when people don't like you?

[Mike]

No, I feel like you really can.

[Pat]

I really can.

[Mike]

I could tell. No, no, I'm saying like in general.

[Pat]

I'm just saying in general.

[Mike]

If there was somebody I saw every day and said what's up to. No, probably not. But if. If I come around something, I can definitely get energy because. Yeah, because I know even if you rude, then you know what I'm saying? One or the other. Either you don't like me because you acting weird or you weird as and I don't like weird people. It's like you could tell the energy and it's most likely projecting because you don't like their energy. So it's like it just won't. Some frequencies don't go together.

[Pat]

I think it is true. But definitely can tell when somebody I don't know and I don't talk to. I can just tell when they not they don't like me, you know? You can just tell that energy, like, when you walk past them. Just there's certain things you do, like cordially to people when you make eye contact with them and stuff like that, to just like, not even like, look your way and pretend you walking by and it's like, all right, bro.

[Mike]

But I feel like that. I feel like if you're truly yourself, then you find out a lot quicker.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Because like, if you're faking, like, who you are and somebody don't like, you, like dudes that's out here, like, faking their personality for a girl, the reason why you still after that girl, because you're not being yourself. Because if you was really yourself and she ain't text you back, you'll be so. You'd be like, man, you. So. I think it's the same thing with people. Like, if you really yourself, you can tell, like, damn, I'm over here just chilling, being myself and this person just like, like, walk through my conversation type shit or. Or did some weird shit. You know what I'm saying? Just like, once you do something, if somebody do something weird to you and you being your genuine self, it's so easy to say, like, that's when bad people being like. You ever see bad people? They got bad friendships. Like, both people bad.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

How y' all be doing this to each other and y' all best friends? Cause y' all both bad people. Well, she probably wouldn't have did this if I wouldn't have did that. Now it's tit for tat for the rest of y' all life.

[Pat]

I see that more with women. I feel like their friend groups are a lot different than guys. I know, I know, I know, I know. There's a new people that just watched the slide from the Shade room. They're misogynistic. No, I'm saying in general. And I think because women probably care more, but their friendships. I see people that claim their friends talk more about each other than I do with guys.

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

And I. I guess just something I experience. And so I think guys. I think because girls value their friendships more.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So they feel like you did something wrong, so they will more willing to talk about it behind the scenes. Where guys. I don't think there's a lot of friction. Sometimes it's just like, it is what it is.

[Mike]

Yeah. It's usually. It's usually not drama unless guys are like, piled upon each other. That's usually when the drama starts. Because 99 of drama that, you know, I grew up in always has Something to do with a woman. It might be somewhere else now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Dude might have stole his car.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But it started from, like, a woman and beefing over a woman, and then it went a little bit further, I think.

[Pat]

Yeah. I think it's just a level of, like, what would make me mad as a friend. Like, there's not too many. I think guys aren't emotionally attached to each other in that. In that sense that there's anything emotionally they can do to each other.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because that's. But that's. But that's the biggest thing. I feel like, as men, like, when we're growing up, we're probably, like, you know, people like to say as women, but it's really men that are the most emotionally unstable. Yeah. Like, for sure at that. From, like, 18 and 21. Like, bruh. Like, I was unstable. So, like, yeah, a dude that's talking to a girl that I like is just, like, automatic beef, no matter what. And you, like, crashing out over it, because that's, like, the only thing that you can get to me emotionally, because that's the only thing that's not even. Talk about my dad. I'm gonna talk about your dad. Yeah, you talk about my dog. I'm gonna talk about your dad, Grant. Now I'm laughing. I'm not gonna do that. But you. It's just even, like, whatever you say to me, like, it's, what up? And then, like, you can fight if you want to, but that's still even, like, you know what I'm saying? I can throw a punch at you. Throw a punch at me. Not saying, like, the results and stuff, but, like, the girl. It's only one girl.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm chilling with your girl, bro. How you get her, bro? No, ask her how you got her. And the really talking. I would rather somebody be talking to me in, like, a yelling voice and not making sense than to be talking directly to me.

[Pat]

Yeah. So if, like, your partner cheats on you. Right. Would you rather know how she got to the point of cheating or just, you know, that she cheated and it's over? Like, both situations, you'll probably break up with her. But I'm saying, would you rather. Would you rather know the details of, like, how it led up to cheating, or would you just know that they cheated? Oh, she cheated on me with this other dude, and that's all I need to know. It's over.

[Mike]

I might have some healing to do because, like, my initial thought is, like, yeah, like, what did I do wrong type just so I can fix it for the next one and I can let it go. I can let it go.

[Pat]

He's like, hold on. Before I end this, this relationship is definitely over, but I'm trying to, like, take notes for my next chick.

[Mike]

So you. You said what you said. So you like physical touch, but that don't mean penetration.

[Pat]

Now give me your. No, that's true, though. There needs to be. There needs to be more exit interviews for relationships.

[Mike]

No real shit.

[Pat]

It has to be.

[Mike]

Ghosting is the reason why niggas do the same thing.

[Pat]

Why?

[Mike]

Because you can all. When someone ghosts you or, like, does something, it cuts you off. You can have an excuse to, like, why they did it. Oh, they weak. They left and stuff like that. Like, some people be getting left and, like, blame the ex and was dog. Like, oh, we didn't have sex for seven months, but he didn't have to leave. Like, what the are you talking about, man? You got this dude whacking off magazines, man. The pages are sticky.

[Pat]

It's funny. It's like you do an exit interview, and it's like, what was the best position that you experienced? Because you got to take that information.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So is that what are my strengths and what are my weaknesses?

[Mike]

My doggy stroke's that bad. You said a zero out of 10. Oh, you say, I'll be all on your back. My bad.

[Pat]

You put your feet on my shoulders.

[Mike]

Come on now. Who doesn't like a little belly to belly? But I feel like. I also feel like it. It would take too mature people.

[Pat]

No, it does. Yeah.

[Mike]

After that, I'm just one upping. Because ain't no way you about to talk about something. Because there's always people that believe they're better at something than what they are until they get until, like, they're either told by somebody. You got to be told by somebody that has no reason to hate on you. So the exit interview should come from, like, your best friend. Like, your best friend should go get the information. Like, no, talk to me for real. You ain't got to diss my boy. Just talk to me for real. Tell me his real.

[Pat]

Exactly.

[Mike]

Come back and be like, yo, bro, this ain't it. Yeah, bro, she said your dick little. This just one note.

[Pat]

Yeah, that it.

[Mike]

That's it. Bad for bringing all this. Know I just draw.

[Pat]

Yeah. I was trying to look important.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's a dick, man. I don't know what we gonna do. Like, I don't know if we can start.

[Pat]

I actually feel uncomfortable Bringing this news to you.

[Mike]

You start acting like it's Asian. I don't know if another franchise gonna really with us for a while. It proves Ashwagandha. Do you do your push ups? You started coaching a fruits that make.

[Pat]

Dick bigger.

[Mike]

Headed to all these right now.

[Pat]

Yeah. Nigga actually clicks the ad in the corner of the porn website. You see Ron Jeremy giving the tutorial when you click it. Here's how I went from this to this in just eight weeks, bro.

[Mike]

I would cry. That's actually like I would rather like my friend like I find cartoon porn on my friend's Internet history than to find out he was looking for something to extend like you down bad bro. That's like no confidence, bro.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If I had a four inch dick, bro. You got me up, bro. I would actually tell people like out loud my four bro. I don't give a bro. I should be salsa ridiculous. I started getting better at a bunch.

[Pat]

Of that turn into Captain Munch.

[Mike]

This be doing card trick while he girl he dick little but he car.

[Pat]

They can start spinning this.

[Mike]

The condom's behind your ear. They keep making plan bees appear from your. Hey, you take. Let's make one of these disappear.

[Pat]

Put the condom on the Take it out's ear.

[Mike]

Oops. We're going wrong.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

That's so crazy.

[Pat]

That's a. They could end up in jail accidentally trying to be.

[Mike]

There's going to be some magic in jail for you for sure. Watch me make this whole thing appear. Y. What?

[Pat]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

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[Gene]

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[Mike]

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[Pat]

Oh. So did you see that Jeff Bezos got married and it was in Venice and he paid $50 million to like, buy the city, basically for like three days.

[Mike]

Bought the city.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah. And it led me to this. Not the. That's a sick amount of money to. To spend on a wedding, first of all. But the funny thing is that he had different, like a list celebrities at his wedding. And it makes me think that these celebrities, these people don't really have friends. Like, these celebrities don't really have like, real, real friends. 200 people. And like Kim Kardashian's at your wedding. Usher is there. I think some of them are performing. So I get the. You know, if you have Jeff Bezos money, you probably got anybody. Beyonce. Who would you. If you could. If you had this type of money, who would you get to perform at your wedding?

[Mike]

Who then That's a good lineup. I say Kenny Chesney.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

Give me Kenny Chazine. Give me Kendrick Lamar. Because I'm all thinking of one song. That's how I want my to be. I want every. All my favorite songs. But each artist get to pick like, it's like the one or two that was on my playlist.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And that's all I want to hear. Like, I don't want nobody to perform. No, that. Like, ah. With this. But this is not one of my top songs. So I'll Lil Bow wow performing this old. I got a little Sammy the Strang one. I want that whole crew. I want a little Zane. Yeah. I want. I want all that. I want a magician. David Blank. I want him.

[Pat]

Yeah. You want to like jump into a tank chained up?

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm going to rip this prenup in half. You not.

[Pat]

But there was some protest going on for, you know, by the city stuff, by the people that live there saying, you know, but $50 million is. It made my stomach hurt knowing somebody had that type of money to spend on a wedding. I think just because 50 million is like life changing money and you could still have a very, very great wedding with six men. I'm not here to tell people how to spend their money. But it's just like.

[Mike]

It's just like, damn, are you literally doing it?

[Pat]

No, I'm not. Because he can spend. That's his choice.

[Mike]

Pocket watching. They right.

[Pat]

No, I know. I am a pocket watcher.

[Mike]

Literally pocket watching right now.

[Pat]

No, I am pocket watching. But no.

[Mike]

The 50 million thing was also scared me though. Like, imagine if he was in a city and it wasn't for a wedding. Because you're saying it's 50 million for a wedding. So why wouldn't he be able to throw an event? What if he throws an event in your city and says women don't have to leave, all men do. So if you're a woman in this city you invited to the party, like, imagine like being a man. You got your badge pad, like, come on, baby. And then she like, I'm not leaving. What you talking about? It's a once in a lifetime Bezos party. I'm trying to meet Mr. B. I.

[Pat]

Think you're gonna end up in court.

[Mike]

No.

[Pat]

I don't think you can have that many interaction with women as like, if you're like that type of player and then not one person says something like, bad about you.

[Mike]

No, you can't.

[Pat]

It's just very hard to. If you're that much of like. I think if somebody's seen it, like there's these dudes be like, oh, I've had sex with a thousand girls, right? It's like a thousand of them. Definitely one of them has something really terrible to say about you.

[Mike]

Because. Because you can't be yourself all the time, right? There's some. There's some days you're off and if you're with somebody for a short. So if the only time that you've ever raised your voice was around someone and they only met you twice, what are they gonna say about you?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And they could be yelling all the time. Because in their eyes, you yell one out of two times. So 50 yelling assail twice.

[Pat]

To have a sex with a thousand different people. I'm not. I never like, do the body count thing.

[Mike]

That's shame.

[Pat]

But even for a dude, it's like, that's crazy.

[Mike]

You got. At that point, you got to be shaving time off your life. I'm just thinking as a human, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay, let's say. Let's say a human was a capri sun, right? If I keep squeezing a capri sun every fucking day, eventually it's gonna be empty like a seahorse every day. Don't horses be dying after that? You know how many animals die after giving birth? You think you supposed to bust that many times, bro? You going to die. No.

[Pat]

That's so unfair that. That bees die after they sting you.

[Mike]

No, that real, bro.

[Pat]

No, I hate that that's that's so up thing. It's like the one thing you gave me to protect myself also kills me.

[Mike]

Nah.

[Pat]

What it was like. What if it was like that with guns in America?

[Gene]

No.

[Pat]

Was that my eagle dollar moment?

[Mike]

What I will say though, bees are probably the realest on earth, man.

[Pat]

Why you say that?

[Mike]

The toughest, bro? Just think, bro. You piss think of a bee in a human form, right? If you attack me, this also you're not going to kill me. So basically this is like a human being able to throw a punch to somebody and they not allowed to block it, right? That's a beasting from a human.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Imagine in real life, you know, that's how humans work. And somebody came up and punched you and died. You were that much of an that person. Like, bro, the last thing I'm gonna do, I have to die. Like, you know you're gonna d. You throw the punch. I don't with you that bad, bro. Be stingy with his last resort. This.

[Pat]

That would be crazy if like. If it was like a thing in just fantasy land that you know, if you do you commit a crime and there's some Overwatch person watching you, you. You lose something important to you or something bad happens to you like instantly. Like in America.

[Mike]

Ev.

[Pat]

I want. Well, that's of it though.

[Mike]

That's what no Mikey about to get docs, bro. If they wasn't watching this podcast now they on to us spread.

[Gene]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Pat]

I'm not spending nothing, brother. N. Hey, this the first time in. In Crash Demi's history. I caught it before that. Oh, no, before you did.

[Mike]

What is going on? Yeah, you buy one pair of Birkenstocks and get the acting crazy.

[Gene]

Now.

[Pat]

These are fire, though.

[Mike]

Those are fire.

[Pat]

Oh, man. Anyway, let's get some listener callers.

[Gene]

Yo, what up?

[Pat]

Welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Gene]

Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

[Pat]

How's your day going, man?

[Gene]

It's going good. On a little date.

[Pat]

You're on a date right now?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What? Like, where are you right now?

[Gene]

I'm at the park.

[Mike]

Oh, it's like a part date.

[Gene]

Like a picnic date? Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, nice.

[Pat]

Nice.

[Mike]

All right. I guess being on the phone.

[Pat]

Now, this is glazing. Leaving your day to do to take a call from us.

[Gene]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat]

All right.

[Gene]

Not glaze.

[Pat]

I got you.

[Mike]

Is she right there?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Can she hear us?

[Pat]

Depending on your answer. Then we'll see how long this relationship lasts. I got a question for you. Ready?

[Gene]

You're not seeing that?

[Pat]

Did you run away from her?

[Gene]

No.

[Pat]

Okay, I got a question for you. All right. What's one thing that you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

Kidding. About the size of my dick. My meat.

[Mike]

Wait, okay.

[Pat]

Say this on a date, too, is crazy, my brother.

[Mike]

But, I mean, she knows, though. She already knows a little.

[Pat]

That's how you giggle with your man meat.

[Mike]

Little.

[Gene]

What?

[Pat]

Can you walk us through this? I guess.

[Gene]

Yeah. Well, I didn't think my meat was the biggest, but then I got reassured. It's pretty big.

[Mike]

She literally laughing in your face.

[Gene]

She laughing.

[Mike]

Put her on the phone. Why are you lying to him?

[Gene]

Because I'm the one that reassured him.

[Mike]

Wait, wait. You talk again real quick, bro. Let me hear something.

[Pat]

So did you. Did you go to her with this problem?

[Gene]

No.

[Pat]

So how. What was like the. Like, how'd she know that was a problem or something you were, like, self conscious about?

[Gene]

No, I just told him.

[Mike]

Wait, wait. Why both of y' all?

[Gene]

I just let it be known.

[Mike]

Why both of y' all sound little? How tall is y' all? How tall is y' all?

[Gene]

Five' three.

[Mike]

How tall is she?

[Gene]

Five' two.

[Mike]

I'm putting on for short jeans. I'm putting on for short jeans. Hey, standing on top of each other, y' all not even taller than a basketball.

[Pat]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

He's talking to 10ft. But y' all boys, y' all sound tiny as hell.

[Pat]

All right, we're gonna let y' all get back to y' all day, man.

[Gene]

Hey, he said, I'm on the patreon. I'll with y' all.

[Pat]

No, I appreciate you, little ass.

[Mike]

What size shoes? Like, are y' all close in shoes?

[Gene]

I'm a size eight. She's a eight and six.

[Mike]

Okay. I know y' all. His and hers be going crazy. Cheap as hell.

[Pat]

All right, bro. Appreciate you. You have a good one.

[Gene]

Have a good one.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

N I I. Them being that short is hilarious.

[Mike]

They sound like. Like she sounded small. And then I was like, damn, he kind of sounds small, too.

[Pat]

I see why he was worried.

[Mike]

But she was. When he was saying that, bro, the thing is, she wasn't laughing at the end of the call, but, like, when he was talking about his meat, she was laughing the whole time.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh.

[Gene]

Hello.

[Pat]

What up? Welcome to Crashing's podcast.

[Gene]

What up?

[Mike]

Very enthusiastic.

[Pat]

I got.

[Gene]

Hey, fat, don't start the.

[Pat]

I got a question for you. What's one thing you stopped doing that instantly made you feel better, as when.

[Gene]

I stopped filtering how I talk? Yeah, you know. You know how cold switching. You just say what's on your mind. You feel me? They know what to expect from you.

[Pat]

What were you code switching for?

[Gene]

I wasn't cussing in church. I wasn't cussing around my mama and them. No, I was like, I'm grown.

[Pat]

All that was there to curse about in church, though.

[Gene]

Cause you feel me, when something happens, somebody get to running around, you know, he's like, man, what the hell they got going on?

[Mike]

Okay, why. Why do you want to cuss? Like, do you feel like you don't have the words to say what you really want to say? Like, what type of cussing you doing?

[Gene]

Oh, I've been cussing since I was. Since I could talk. You feel me? You just know, growing up, you can't cuss around certain people. So I just got accustomed to that. Then I just finally was like, all that. And now they. Now they just know when I'm. When I talk. Ain't no telling what I'm gonna say. And they accept it.

[Mike]

I feel like they know what you're gonna say if you always cussing. Use the same words.

[Gene]

I mean, what was. So what was your coast, huh?

[Pat]

What was your code switching voice then? Because I don't get it.

[Gene]

Oh, I talk like this right here. I. Go ahead, you know.

[Mike]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Min of Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun.

[Pat]

If we made $15 bills, but it.

[Mike]

Turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] switch. Upfront payment of $45 for three month.

[Gene]

Plan equivalent to $15 per month.

[Mike]

Required new customer offer for first three months only.

[Pat]

Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy. Taxes and fees extra.

[Gene]

C. Mintmobile.com Go ahead and lay out the line. See what we're going to do for the day.

[Mike]

Oh, that was. That's the voice he was using. He was role playing. Why were you using that voice so different from your regular? I feel like your regular voice isn't bad, especially if you don't cuss. I mean, you do talk a little stupid, but that's like, what's something else?

[Pat]

It's beside the point.

[Gene]

No, I. I'm a. I was around a lot of growing up, but then I had to be around a lot of white folk, and they would always at me like I was tripping. My mom would tell me, when you get around them white folk, you need to act like them, because that little right there gonna get you thrown away from them. So monkey see, monkey do, I guess.

[Pat]

What's crazy analogy to use, bro?

[Mike]

I know you're in, like, a full CIA uniform right now. There's no way you send the black community back like this, bro.

[Gene]

No, no, no, no, no. I just sent this up a couple. I put us on a pedestal about Juneteenth. I'm still free. H. What y' all call how I celebrate? Juneteenth?

[Pat]

Oh.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Pat]

Hey, were you. Were you. Were you the parole officer or the CEO?

[Gene]

No, I ain't saying all that, but I'm just saying I. I was there. I was. I was the caller.

[Mike]

Oh, okay, this. Okay, now this makes sense.

[Gene]

Okay, you.

[Mike]

No, no, no, you good. Now I found out who you is. You good?

[Gene]

All right, well, got one thing to say, Pat. Yeah.

[Mike]

Anybody that actually uses the word welp is stupid.

[Gene]

Yo, what up? What up?

[Pat]

You good?

[Gene]

Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Y' all good?

[Pat]

Yeah, I'm just making sure, brother. I got. I got a question for you.

[Gene]

What's up?

[Pat]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

I had to stop cheating, man.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

Is that a kid in the background?

[Pat]

So why'd you like it made you feel better because you stopped, right?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And being loyal.

[Gene]

Yeah, I was going. I was having too many problems, man. Whipping my. I mean, girls whipping my ass. Getting caught up.

[Pat]

Did it make you feel like. Did you stop because you kept getting caught or you. You honestly wanted to?

[Gene]

Guys, I stopped because I kept getting caught, man.

[Mike]

He's so used to lying. That's exactly how you lie, too. You.

[Pat]

Yeah, I can see why you keep getting caught, B.

[Mike]

No, text her, man.

[Gene]

That exactly how I used to go, too. Getting caught up, looking silly as hell, man.

[Pat]

Hey, I'm glad you stopped, though.

[Mike]

How's your life going now? Like, what's. What's changed since you've done stuff the right way?

[Gene]

Listen, man, I told you I had to spend hush money. I got more money now, man. This was before the kids, though, so.

[Pat]

Are you getting extorted?

[Gene]

But damn. No, no, like that. But, you know, man, I ain't got to work. You know, I ain't got to look over my shoulder type.

[Pat]

I feel it.

[Gene]

I feel worried about who texting the phone. I can leave it face up. I ain't got to put it face down or put it up under the pillow when I go to sleep.

[Pat]

I think I do that sometimes.

[Mike]

Under your pillow?

[Pat]

They were, like, behind me.

[Mike]

Belong on a nightstand.

[Gene]

That's where I put it now, man. I even leave the ring on at night.

[Mike]

The ringer on is crazy.

[Pat]

All right, man. You have a good one, man.

[Gene]

Yo, what it do?

[Pat]

Welcome to Crossing Podcast.

[Mike]

It was a remix. What's up, bro?

[Gene]

What's good? What's good? How y' all doing?

[Mike]

You throwing off the feng shui, and you got Mike. You got me talking crazy, too. Let's hurry up and get him off the phone. I got a question for you, bro.

[Gene]

What's good?

[Mike]

What's one thing you stopped doing that instantly made your life better?

[Gene]

So hear me out, all right? I turned 21 a couple months ago. You know, at 21, you got to start doing more mature, right? You feel me? You gotta start doing more adultish things. So one of the things I started doing was. I stopped doing was stop choking that chicken, man. And when you stop choking that chicken, how do I explain this? You get. You get bigger cutlets, you know what I'm saying? You get. You get a bigger chicken, bro.

[Pat]

Why you. You just said you want to be an adult, and you're speaking like a kid.

[Gene]

Bro. I'm. I'm. My fault, bro. I'm a little. I'm a little fried. I'm trying to. I'm trying to keep it pg, you know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

I mean, you can go. You could upgrade the PG13, bro. PG14 at that, bro.

[Gene]

I thought, dog. I stopped jacking it. I grew five inches, yo.

[Mike]

Or you just, like, grew in age. You're only 20.

[Gene]

I was, bro. I was in the trenches, yo. Once you got the trenches, life changed. That's all I'm saying.

[Mike]

What? How did you stop? How did you stop? What made you stop? How did you stop?

[Pat]

And why'd you think you need to stop? Like, what was like the.

[Gene]

I wasn't enjoying it no more, bro. Became like a. I had to do it. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like a. It was like a. Here we go again. Not like that. Oh, I'm trying to. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Here we go again.

[Gene]

I'm not gonna lie. It became like a chore after a while. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Ah.

[Gene]

And, like, you know. You know, and then, like, when you don't use it, and then when you get to use it as more of a reward when you do, you know.

[Pat]

So were you just not having sex?

[Gene]

No, no, no. I was still cracking. I got a girlfriend.

[Mike]

Oh, wow. How many times a day, brother?

[Gene]

What you mean like at your peak?

[Mike]

I mean.

[Gene]

Oh, like two.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Gene]

Oh, I'm a peak, like four. Four or five.

[Pat]

This is why. Having a girlfriend.

[Gene]

But, like. Yeah.

[Pat]

Did she know this?

[Gene]

All right, hear me out. Hear me out. Yeah. You know, she knows. I'll be letting her know. And when I do it and whatnot.

[Mike]

She said she might be like, thank God.

[Gene]

But now hear me out, though.

[Mike]

Hear me out.

[Pat]

Yeah, we are the whole time.

[Gene]

Now. What are you about to say?

[Pat]

No, go ahead, bro. This is your platform now.

[Gene]

Nah, man. I just. For the listeners out there, y' all gotta try, man. I know I may not be getting no or nothing like that, but just hold off. It'll. It'll. It'll make you. It'll be better in the end. You know what I'm saying? It'll be better.

[Mike]

Hey, man, we not disagreeing with you at this point. Yeah. I mean, that's good advice.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Y' all get what I'm saying, right?

[Mike]

No, you get what I'm saying? No, we're. We're way more mature than you, bro. We've been through this. This is new information.

[Gene]

No, no, no, I promise, Pat, listen. I promise you. I promise you. We on the same level. Yeah. All right.

[Pat]

No, I think he's trying fat.

[Mike]

Wait, wait, wait. What you do for a living, bro?

[Gene]

I'm a mechanic. Yeah?

[Mike]

Where do you work at?

[Gene]

I work at CarMax.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. We not on the same level, bro.

[Pat]

You don't know how much he's making.

[Mike]

I know how much I'm making, though.

[Pat]

But you don't know how much he's making.

[Mike]

I know he's not making that. As a mechanic, he would Be working at airport or some.

[Gene]

You think you. You think?

[Pat]

All right, bro. You have a go on.

[Mike]

It's a broke ass home, bro.

[Gene]

Likewise, man. Y' all have a good one, man. Appreciate it. What's up?

[Pat]

You all right?

[Gene]

Yeah, I just had to close my door. My bad.

[Pat]

All right. What's something that you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

Listening to, like, Andrew Tate fucking all those weird dudes on Tick Tock them type of guys? Or like that one skinny white guy, I forgot his name, but that talks about, like, making money and, like, how you shouldn't go to the gym and so, I don't know, I forgot his name, that type of stuff.

[Pat]

What? Why? Why?

[Mike]

You were listening to somebody that said don't go to the gym?

[Gene]

Yes, he was like, going to the gym is a waste of time because it doesn't make money in that. Like, he has no muscles, but he has a McLaren. So he's better than you?

[Mike]

Yeah. You're like, so.

[Gene]

I swear to God, he literally showed his McLaren. He was like, yeah, see, you don't get this by going to the gym. I'm like. And then I weighed like 189 pounds. I was like, I should not have listened to it.

[Pat]

So was this advice you were following, like, from all, like, the alpha male tick tockers?

[Gene]

I don't know if I was following it for real, but, like, I was listening to be like, damn, he's really smart. But then, like, when my brain developed mentally, I was like, damn, he. They really are not smart at all.

[Pat]

So. So, you know, like, with the red pill, like, community, it's a lot of, like, toxicity to, like, women, right? Was that.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Was that bleeding into your real life as well?

[Gene]

I don't think so. I feel like, oh, maybe because at work people were like, yeah, you might be misogynistic. I was like, no, I'm not.

[Mike]

Somebody calling you misogynistic is not something any human experiences. So that's very rare that somebody told you that. So that's. That's pretty bad.

[Gene]

But listen, I changed my ways. I haven't heard that in a good three years.

[Pat]

What did they say, like, give you any reasons? Like, what were you saying at work?

[Gene]

Because, like, I would always be trying to, like, be smart with the girls, but then when it was dudes, I wouldn't be saying nothing. That type of thing.

[Mike]

Call that soft. That's the definition of a.

[Gene]

But I would also say, like, outlandish stuff, like about people's weight and stuff, and like, call them out of their Name? I was like, damn, I need to chill out. Like, for real?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Were you overweight at the time?

[Gene]

I. I was actually, like, skinny at first, and then I started getting overweight. I would, like, eat, like, whole pizzas and brownies and stuff every day. So I'm like. Then I. I gained, like, 35 pounds, and I was like, damn, I need to go to the gym. Then I listened to guys saying, well, if you want to get a McLaren, don't go to the gym.

[Pat]

But you started going to the gym, though, right?

[Gene]

Yeah, I did. I dropped to, like, 138.

[Pat]

Do you have a McLaren?

[Gene]

No.

[Pat]

Hey, man.

[Mike]

All right, what's your. What's your. What's your message to everybody out there that might be in the red pill community right now?

[Pat]

Hold on, I'll call him back. Yo.

[Gene]

Yeah, I don't know what happened.

[Mike]

Oh, you called him back?

[Pat]

Yeah. Go ahead.

[Mike]

My bad. Let me. He's still online.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Mike]

Just a weird dude, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. All right. What's your message to the red pill toxic community?

[Gene]

Stop listening to that. You're not going to get no girls listening to none of that stuff. You're still going to be broke. I thought I was going to have a Bugatti by 25, but, like, I'm not. So. You.

[Pat]

Are you in a relationship, too?

[Gene]

Stop listening to that stuff. No, no, no. I'm single.

[Pat]

So. No relationship, no McLaren.

[Mike]

I don't even know if you should.

[Gene]

No, but the relationship. The relationship thing is better. I was listening to the red pill stuff during the relationship.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know if you should be giving speeches right now. Shut the up.

[Gene]

No, listen, I'm all ears. I just. Just listen now. I don't. I don't, like. I don't take weird advice from nobody.

[Mike]

Yeah, I feel. I feel like you on a good path, though, brother.

[Gene]

Thank you.

[Mike]

More power to you. He off the phone yet?

[Pat]

Weird as hell.

[Gene]

All right, I'mma hang up. That's crazy. I just called. Just got off the phone with my baby mama.

[Pat]

All right, bro.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Welcome to Crafts W Podcast. Oh, we got a question for you.

[Gene]

So, what's up?

[Pat]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

I ain't gonna lie to y' all, man. I stopped paying child support. It was the greatest decision I ever made, other than trying to lose weight. I mean, the losing weight part ain't work, but still, at least I got some money in my pocket. Cause, listen, if I don't. I don't know if any of y' all got kids and y' all pay child support. Hold on. What the hell? Yeah, I don't know if y' all pay, you know, ever pay child support, but it's like, you work one, you working out of jobs to get another man rich already. That's cool. And then you get your paycheck, which you thought she was coming home to. Low five. 600 is $193. Talking about arrears. What the is in the rear? Wow. Oh, what you like, where is this money going to? And then the bitch is still calling my phone, talking about, can you get this key? What the fuck? What are we doing? So I just didn't feel like it was nice to me. Like, no one was thinking about how I was feeling in the situation. So, you know, I quit my job. I moved back in with my mom because she's the only one that really, you know, understands me. And. And, yeah, and that's what I've been doing. You feel me? I've been doing my little one, two. Serving the community, how I get it. And I feel like I've been doing better for myself this way. You know, I see my. I see my son when I can, and. And. And I do for him when I feel necessary. I've been doing so much. They had me on child support for three whole months. I was literally just going to work to take care of a little. And I know that's life, but it's like, what about me? What about me? No one ever thinks about me. Like, I'm stressed, you know?

[Pat]

Nobody forced you to, like, ejaculate.

[Gene]

I mean, to be honest, I. I get that. I get that. But I feel like I took every. I. I took every precaution to. To avoid the situation. I pulled out. I wore a car. She wanted to get pregnant. It's like, you knew what you wanted to do, and I don't appreciate that.

[Mike]

How many kids? I mean, so it's just one kid.

[Gene]

Oh, just. Just one with her. I mean, I got my daughter. I love my daughter to death. You know, we. I don't play about that one. But that, like, you know, I wanted this one. I worked for this one. But it's. And it really more. So be the mothers. It don't be nothing about the kids. Like, I feel like when my son get a little bit older and he understands that, you know, dad. Dad, you know, he. He talks to me on a different level. Like, he can understand, like, we got. Have a conversation, and he's gonna realize one day he's eventually gonna realize, like, yo, this is why my father left. Because this stupid.

[Mike]

No, you're.

[Gene]

It's not even that I'm an absent father. It's not even that I'm an absent father. It's more so that, like, the relationship fail and she'd be trying to keep me away from my son, or I gotta do X, Y, and Z to go see the. And I feel like, you know, it's not only about monetary. You know, things to take care of a kid like, who gonna teach a little how to pee. You don't gotta. You feel me? You don't got what he got. I need to be there. Not a. A price tag could be on that. So I feel like she's taking a little little things away from. Because. Because I can't buy diapers every other week. Like, what the is wick for?

[Mike]

Oh, you are. I can't wait till your son grow up. He gonna shoot you your goddamn head.

[Gene]

Teach him how to use a gun. It need to be me.

[Mike]

Oh, man, that's crazy.

[Gene]

She's taking these precious, you know, precious things. But. But y' all never thought about it. LeBron ain't half a dad, and look how great he is. Maybe I'm setting my son up for, you know, greatness. I don't know.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, you one.

[Pat]

You need to change the fire. The batteries in the fire detectors or the smoke detector.

[Gene]

Yo, y' all hear that? But, yo, that's crazy, because we got the batteries. Just. None of. None of us wants to go out there yet. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We're roommate. I pay the wifi bill in the water.

[Mike]

You're actually insane, bro. Like, shoot, like real.

[Pat]

You should try to, like, do something resolve, you know, There should be, like, a middle ground with your. Your baby moms, because you need a middle ground. You should be in your kid's life.

[Gene]

And that's what I'm saying. But why do I feel like it's a price tag coming with it? Like, if I can only do this, then I get.

[Mike]

You know what it keep doing you, bro. Come on, Mike. We not wasting our time. Get in.

[Gene]

I'm listening. But you gotta understand, like, listen.

[Pat]

Listen to you. You're living with your mom right now, right? And where is she?

[Gene]

What's wrong with that?

[Pat]

It doesn't really matter. But where is she living right now?

[Mike]

But nothing, I guess.

[Gene]

You said, where is she living? Yeah, in the apartment that we got together.

[Pat]

That she lives in her own apartment, not with anybody else. Right.

[Gene]

Well, it's Our apartment. It's our apartment.

[Pat]

Do you pay rent for that apartment?

[Gene]

I did when I was living there.

[Pat]

So it is no longer your apartment, Right?

[Gene]

It's no longer my responsibility.

[Pat]

I'm just saying you need to make yourself more stable so you can actually take care of your kid as well.

[Gene]

But I feel like my mother's house is the most stable house.

[Pat]

You're right, Pat. I'm sorry. Hey, man, do what you want, bro.

[Mike]

The statistics say there has to be dead beats or the word wouldn't exist. Yeah, he permanently.

[Gene]

But. But you gotta understand, I'm not a deadbeat. I got two kids. I take care of half of my kids. That's 50. That's not that bad.

[Mike]

Sizzling fajitas.

[Pat]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[Gene]

And furthermore, if my son want to come live with me, he can. He's just too young to make that decision.

[Mike]

Please never say furthermore before.

[Pat]

All right, bro. You have a good one.

[Gene]

All right. You too, my guy.

[Mike]

No, you're not.

[Pat]

We are not in the same boat.

[Mike]

The first band member to never really, like, directly come from us. Bro, you need to focus. No, that's what we was gonna tell.

[Gene]

One second, bro.

[Mike]

God damn. Work at a kitchen. My God.

[Gene]

N. Got not me cooking. You feel me? So are you.

[Mike]

Are you gonna go inside?

[Gene]

No, I came outside.

[Mike]

No, this ain't gonna work either.

[Gene]

Damn.

[Pat]

Where are you?

[Mike]

Is there like a lobby area you can go to, like a.

[Gene]

Yeah, but. Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Pat]

Oh. Wherever you are, stop moving.

[Mike]

Stay right there. I don't care if you're in the middle of the street.

[Pat]

You're good. You're good right there. We're gonna ask you a question. What's one thing you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

I would say. I would say eating out strippers.

[Mike]

Huh?

[Gene]

Huh? I said eating out strippers.

[Mike]

Like, on the job.

[Gene]

You know, I would link up with these Instagram model or Instagram little stripper things, and I used to eat them out.

[Mike]

Like, purely eat them out and nothing else.

[Gene]

Really Eat them out because they'll pay me.

[Pat]

Wow. So you're. You're an escort?

[Mike]

How much. How much you're getting paid?

[Gene]

No, it's not escort. It's not any big, like, little $100. You're in there.

[Mike]

Hundred dollars?

[Gene]

A hundred dollars you're in there and.

[Mike]

You aren't doing anything else with these women?

[Gene]

Just nothing else.

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

How did they find this out?

[Pat]

Where?

[Mike]

It's just like. It's like word of mouth, like. Like, oh, this dude, he Ate me out for 100. And you started giving me a business card around, like, what the.

[Gene]

I got no business. It's still, if you guys know, called Dames and Games. It's in Van Nuys, like, LA area. Okay, so it's right there.

[Pat]

Are you just standing. You're just standing there?

[Gene]

No, I'm not standing there. I'll go in there, you know, do all that. Then one thing leads to another, then.

[Pat]

Yeah, okay, so then what? Why'd you stop doing it?

[Gene]

Like, what?

[Pat]

Why'd you stop doing it then? Like, what? What happened that made you stop?

[Gene]

I caught a. I caught something.

[Mike]

Okay. I just want to know how the conversation goes, like, when you're talking to these women. Like.

[Pat]

Like, how do they approach you?

[Mike]

Yeah. What situation are you in?

[Gene]

I could send a voice thing to us, I guess. Recording to you guys.

[Mike]

Oh, you.

[Pat]

Wait, you have a recording. Send it.

[Gene]

Yeah, I have a recording.

[Mike]

Yes, I know his breath stink.

[Pat]

You can play from here.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, true.

[Gene]

Can I send it later?

[Mike]

You can't send it right now?

[Gene]

No, my main phone's in the house.

[Mike]

Oh, got you, got you, gotcha. Oh, your main phone? Your whole phone right now?

[Gene]

Yeah, no, no, I'm too. Phone right now, but.

[Pat]

Okay, before. If we don't end up getting it, what was it? What was it?

[Gene]

What would they send you?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. We don't want it no more. We want you to say it right now.

[Pat]

Just say, like, just a brief thing.

[Gene]

As a brief thing. But that's just very damn apartment complex.

[Mike]

Just. Okay, I think it's just.

[Gene]

I can send it.

[Pat]

All right, bro.

[Gene]

Okay, okay, let me go back. Hello?

[Mike]

Yo, what's the deal? What up?

[Pat]

You know, I'm tired. When it's like when somebody says. When you say hello, and they don't say nothing for a while, it should kind of get you a little annoyed, but go ahead. Welcome to Crash Dummy's podcast.

[Gene]

What's going on?

[Pat]

We got a question for you.

[Gene]

I'm here. What's up?

[Pat]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[Gene]

Oh, yeah, I stopped smoking them. Damn cancer. Nice things. Were my lungs up.

[Mike]

Nice. A cancer like you're referring to a cigarette as a penis.

[Gene]

No, no, no, no. The electronic one.

[Mike]

I'll ask the same question. You're referring a vape to a penis.

[Gene]

This. Well, I'm. A penis is a little too proper for me.

[Mike]

What the.

[Pat]

Wait, this is what you guys call them? Cancer?

[Gene]

Yeah. Everywhere where I'm at, they call them that.

[Pat]

Where's. Where's Everywhere.

[Gene]

Sacramento.

[Mike]

You just pissed off the whole set.

[Pat]

Nah, yeah, for sure. You're. You're very.

[Gene]

Matter of fact. What. What I wanted to say is that I'm tired of all these people saying they from Sacramento saying we got certain lingo when we don't them are fraudulent.

[Pat]

So y' all have no. No lingo.

[Gene]

Nah, but what they're saying is wrong.

[Mike]

Okay? Give some Sacramento lingo here. Here, let's. Let's run down the list here.

[Gene]

All right, so we got like brother.

[Mike]

Nice.

[Pat]

Okay. Hulk Hogan.

[Gene]

We don't say like bruh or like bro. We say brother.

[Mike]

Okay? Oh, okay. I get it. Okay.

[Gene]

Yeah. Hella.

[Mike]

Hello.

[Gene]

People think that's just a BAE thing, but it's. It's more sex.

[Mike]

I hear hella in Detroit also, so.

[Gene]

Well, Detroit and sack. Really? With each other?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's a Bay Area thing. Yeah, yeah. Detroit and the Bay. With each other, but go ahead.

[Gene]

Yeah, I mean. All right, let me think, let me think, let me think. Yeah, no, that's. That's about it. We don't got much more lingo out here. Everything.

[Mike]

What? Did you hear that?

[Gene]

That somebody on here said it was some girl that said something, and then some other dude said something about how he was mad at Gilbert Arenas for talking about how all the girls from Stacking Pretty. And I agree with him. Gilbert's tripping.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

So you got anything to say to Gilbert?

[Gene]

Yeah, Gilbert, you. If you ever come through here, play me one on one. I'm whooping your ass. 11 0.

[Pat]

How tall are you?

[Gene]

6 foot 1.

[Mike]

He said 6 foot 1. You know you lie.

[Pat]

So like 5, 5, 10.

[Gene]

Ain't no lies over here.

[Pat]

So 5, 10.

[Mike]

He not even used to say 6. 1. He says 6 foot 1. He never said it before.

[Pat]

What was your highest level of basketball you played?

[Gene]

I played a little bit of collegiate ball.

[Mike]

You lying.

[Gene]

No, no, for real.

[Mike]

No, you lying.

[Gene]

I was. I played. I played in community college.

[Mike]

Okay, what position you play?

[Gene]

I was a shooting guard.

[Mike]

That boy said 2k things. All right, what was your go to?

[Gene]

Move. Move. Pull up three.

[Pat]

What's. What's you average in community college?

[Gene]

I ain't gonna lie about four points.

[Pat]

Oh, you didn't get in the game like that.

[Gene]

Yeah, I was. I was pretty ass, bro.

[Pat]

And you. And for some reason you feel like you'll beat Gilbert Arenas.

[Mike]

I know you asked.

[Gene]

He's washed. He's old now. Yeah, he ain't like how he used to be, bro.

[Mike]

Your go to shot is a pull up three.

[Pat]

I see why you keep getting pulled out the game.

[Mike]

A pull up three, Bro, shut the up. Oh, man. Don't piss me off, bro.

[Pat]

You played all four years?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, then you rolled the bench for all four years?

[Gene]

Well, no, for three years, they kind of sympathy played me senior. Senior year.

[Mike]

He said, man, it all right, man.

[Pat]

You have a good one, man. Pull up. Wait, wait.

[Gene]

Am I gonna make the pot?

[Mike]

Hey, you might make the pot. You ain't never making no shots.

[Pat]

Now we mention you, bro. All right, bro. You have a good one.

[Mike]

You might put. We got to put your on for 30 seconds at the end of the game. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You sent me that clip where DDG was talking about Nigerian pigeons and how it starts with a ring.

[Pat]

Nigerian pigeons? Pigeon.

[Mike]

Not Nigerian pigeons.

[Pat]

No, not pigeons. No s on it. It makes it sound like pigeon English. It's just pigeon. I got the clip.

[Mike]

I got.

[Pat]

You say you're saying pigeons.

[Mike]

Oh, my bad. Am I disrespecting somebody?

[Pat]

No, but here's the clip, though.

[Mike]

I don't know what they be.

[Pat]

I'll be trying to read and understand, but it'd be like. Like, it'll start off as English, and then it'll turn to a whole nother language, bro. I'm like, what language is that?

[Mike]

Can y' all please tell me, bro, Please?

[Pat]

It's. It was actually funny seeing this because I. I understand Nigerian pigeon, and it's. It does kind of start off with, like, it sounds like it makes sense at the beginning, and then it's just like, it doesn't make sense at all. So.

[Mike]

Okay. Oh, yeah, I remember. So it's funny that I feel like I have alter egos. Like, I have a person that does the work, and then the person that, like, receives the word.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Pause. But, you know, like, so I was going through my notes, and I was like, why I got all these Nigerian pigeon. Not pigeons in my phone? So I got. I think I got 12 of them or something. Okay, so you think you can.

[Pat]

I'm pretty sure I can name these. Yeah. Do you have the answers to them, too?

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay, come on, now. The answers I want.

[Pat]

Jeans want Jean to guess first, and then I'll say what I. What. What it means, too.

[Mike]

He want the hint. That's the race. No, no.

[Pat]

Okay, I got you. I for. I for sure know what it means.

[Mike]

We go back and forth.

[Pat]

We go do.

[Mike]

But he knows point system.

[Pat]

But he knows that I'll know it.

[Mike]

How? He'll go first.

[Pat]

Yeah, he'll go first.

[Mike]

Okay. Oh, we'll go. You first.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

This easy. Yeah, you decrease crazy.

[Pat]

You did Craze.

[Mike]

You did Chris. Yeah, maybe you did Chris.

[Pat]

Like you're crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah. Good job, man. Here you go. Here you go. G A b. No day. Do like mumu. Easy.

[Pat]

What do you think? I beg? No, no, they do. You said what?

[Mike]

I beg. No, they.

[Pat]

Yeah, I beg. No, they do like mumu.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Say it again. Oh, please don't.

[Pat]

It means. It means don't. Don't act like a dummy. Don't play dumb. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Mike]

Oh, the mood. Dumb mood. Okay.

[Pat]

It makes no sense though. Read it.

[Mike]

I think if I can read it out there. If this good, then we can't go.

[Pat]

To G. That's what I sent you.

[Mike]

Cuz he know what I said. Let me read the next one. Huh? Let me read it just like. Oh yeah. How about you read it and then I get the guess. No, I already saw the answer. It's still on you.

[Gene]

Omo.

[Pat]

Uhhuh.

[Mike]

Wahala.

[Pat]

Uhhuh.

[Mike]

Done. Wear suit. No, don.

[Pat]

Don. Don.

[Mike]

Wear su.

[Pat]

Like that means like problems. Like problems just started.

[Mike]

Yeah, serious problems ahead.

[Pat]

Yeah, Say the last one. The word.

[Gene]

Spell it.

[Mike]

Wear a suit.

[Pat]

Yeah, wear suit. Okay, we're gonna go the next one. Next one.

[Mike]

No be small thingo.

[Pat]

It's not.

[Mike]

Not a big thing. It was not a big thing. Yeah, yeah, it was a big deal. No big small thing. Oh, no.

[Pat]

Be small thingo. Like, it's not like it's not just a small thing.

[Mike]

Like it's a big deal.

[Pat]

It's a big deal.

[Mike]

But it's saying it's no small thing.

[Pat]

If I'm saying like, yeah, it's not a small thing. Like if I'm talking about like the podcast, it's not a small thing.

[Mike]

I chop belly full.

[Pat]

You should get this one.

[Mike]

It sounds like he's just ate a lot.

[Pat]

Yeah, there we go.

[Mike]

No, today you let land from Mars. This I would have got this. I'm mad. I'm reading it makes sense.

[Pat]

What's hey again?

[Mike]

Not today you land from Mars.

[Pat]

Not today you land from Mars.

[Mike]

You land from Mars. Like no today. Like legit. Legit.

[Pat]

Not today.

[Mike]

Legit. All English words. No, today you land from Mars. You can't take from ours or something. Like, are you that clueless? Yeah, okay, okay.

[Pat]

That one's not as common though.

[Mike]

But like if you were born yesterday.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Type say you day one min me.

[Pat]

That's what pat me doing.

[Mike]

What?

[Pat]

You didn't whine me.

[Mike]

Well, I don't be watching.

[Pat]

It's like you. Like you're. Like you're lying or some. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. Lie. Okay. Say you day one. Me. Now. Are you mad messing with me?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. E shock you. That's easy.

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

E shock you. Surprising it shock you. E. Whatever. Yep. Are you surprised? Yeah. Now your puppy. Get out. Get on.

[Pat]

That one is interesting. I gotta. I feel like I have to explain context with it. Like, now your pop. Like, if somebody is almost, like, being sarcastic. Like, if somebody says, like, oh, where'd you get them? And you're like, now. Yeah, papa get them. Like, what does it say? The meaning is there.

[Mike]

Do you own it or something?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I know day for that one.

[Pat]

I know day for that one.

[Mike]

I mean, she for the streets, man.

[Pat]

I wasn't there for that.

[Mike]

I'm not part of that nonsense. Okay, okay. Dim no born you well to try me.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. I want you to guess this one.

[Mike]

Say one more time. Dim no born you well to try. Sound like you don't want to be tried. Like, you know.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

Let's go. Okay. Last two. Last two. Not condition.

[Pat]

No.

[Mike]

Oh, I'm sorry. Not condition. Bin crayfish. Not condition. Bend crayfish. Bend crayfish. Can I read all English words? No, cuz you're going to see the answer under no condition.

[Pat]

I. I can't really tell what you said.

[Mike]

Ben. Ben Grayfish. Yeah, it kind of. It makes sense. Not condition. Like, not condition, Ben. And think the crayfish is like the. The seed, the. The person, the. The young pupil. Not condition.

[Pat]

What they say crayfish.

[Mike]

Hardship humbles people.

[Pat]

That's more of, like, a proverb than anything, but go ahead.

[Mike]

No, I feel. I feel.

[Pat]

I feel it.

[Mike]

Be like, say your head they touch small.

[Gene]

Small.

[Pat]

It'd be like, say your. Your head, they. They touch. Touch small.

[Mike]

Yeah, it be like, say your head there touch small.

[Pat]

It'd be like your head they touch small.

[Mike]

Be like, if your head was.

[Pat]

That's probably the one I don't like.

[Mike]

Hey, just think of a head and being small and then what? They refer that to, like, pea brain.

[Pat]

Yeah. Like dumb.

[Mike]

Yeah. You might be a little crazy.

[Pat]

I feel like people say, now y' all know I'm Nigerian. If y' all didn't know.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think you scored about 77. You passed.

[Pat]

No, a lot of them was due to your reading. I really. I should have been the one to read it for y' all.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's why.

[Pat]

Yeah, it would have been a way better.

[Mike]

You got me Struggling to read. I'm like, what the.

[Pat]

It's way more funnier.

[Mike]

My Facebook post of the week.

[Pat]

Okay, okay.

[Mike]

Some dude put on Facebook 20k on my baby mama's head. Somebody comment and said say a name before I get all four.

[Pat]

Nah, somebody.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. Putting money on people here publicly is very dangerous. Okay. Tweet of the week. For me, this is most relatable is I'd be in the club watching Tick tocks or Instagram reels and putting the phone to my ear. I never gave a like dead ass. Boy, you better hope no big trade go down. Jalen Ramsey going Steelers. We are at a funeral. Just hold on, man. This is live action.

[Pat]

What do you call it? Joy Taylor said on a podcast that.

[Mike]

Who?

[Pat]

Joy Taylor. Which is, you know, Joy Taylor.

[Mike]

Taylor.

[Pat]

He's a Fox analyst.

[Mike]

She.

[Pat]

She. That's what I said.

[Mike]

Okay. Was I tripping a little bit?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You be saying Joey Taylor. Joey Taylor.

[Pat]

But she was talking about how no one would be talking about Caitlyn Clark if it wasn't for Angel Reese as much and that. I think that's what she meant and I think that's what she meant. And at first it sounds crazy, but when you see what she's in the news for all the time, it's a lot to do with Angel Reese. The most times she's in the news is a lot to do with Angel Reese. Obviously she does. She. She does her thing and she was going to be in the news for good. Her good sports plays and stuff like that. I do think it's elevated because a lot of the things that do get talked about, even in NBA circus sometimes are off the court things or even on the court things and like beefs, you know, like rivalries and stuff like that. And they have a rivalry and that's something that. That is going to get talked about the most.

[Mike]

That's why I feel bad for Juju.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Because I feel like she missed out that wave and I feel bad for Paige Beckers too. Yeah, she missed out, though. That was supposed to be the next rival. That's the only way you can elevate is somebody without. Does LeBron get as popular if there's no Kobe Bryant at the time? Does Michael Jordan get as popular if there's like a bunch of like hall of Fame players that you're trying to pin against them? You don't get more popular. Like, like with. Without rivalry.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's just what happens. If we had a podcast that was just all of A sudden beefing with us and they were on the same level as us, we'd be more popular because some people are invested in storylines. That's what people like. That's what sports is about. Anytime you see a good player with no story lines, don't nobody give a about them. You know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

I think I like sports stuff like that. Sports beefs and like that more than like actual like podcast be. Because it's like, at least in sports you can go and prove why you're better than that person. You know? You know, you can like one on one. I'm better than a person. What do you want gonna say I talk better than you? Like, I do talk better.

[Mike]

But. Yeah, especially when somebody can be fans of you. Yeah. Like there's no teams, there's no jerseys being worn. Like I'm team something.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, is this Twilight or some.

[Pat]

That's why I be telling.

[Mike]

Like I was saying was really doing that in Twilight. Twilight. It wasn't even doing it in the movie. She chose the vampire. Like what. What team are we talking about?

[Pat]

That's why I was like. We were talking about the streamer stuff too about like the IRL streaming and. Because a lot of people, I would say streamers have the most like parasocial relationships because people are watching them live doing these things. Like this is like we're recording in where it's going to come out days later and stuff like that. So like when streamers start to be beef and they're. And it's fake beef, people gotta be careful because their audience are going to take it literally. So if it's not really beef, don't beef. I would say, you know what I'm saying? It's just like I get it for content and storyline, but I think when start stuff starts getting like when I see you and this and that. When it's like it gets to that point, sometimes it'd be like streaming and. Yeah.

[Mike]

In IRL and people could, you know, catch your job.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

That's what I think is fake though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If I see two people, I would take somebody more serious if like, if I said something about somebody on stream and they got on stream and just be like, damn, pass at that. All right, Bet we gonna see. And then they spoke nothing of it. Then I just be like, oh, this real. You know what I'm saying? But if like these people getting on here and then talking about each other's past, it makes me think like y' all texting each other, like, yeah, all right. But that's.

[Pat]

If that.

[Mike]

That's what they do for a living.

[Pat]

No, I get it.

[Mike]

To be honest. To be honest, if I knew I could do that and I knew that the people that I was going to do that with, I was close friends with, I would take that risk also. Yeah.

[Pat]

I'm not saying I'm not blaming them from doing. I just like, one of those things, especially with, like, a younger demographic that follows them. You just saw that. What, that one dude. I don't know if this had anything to do with any streamer beef or anything like that, but the Jason guy, it was just.

[Mike]

I think a dude dude asked for a picture or to do a video and he said no. He chilling right now. But we. I think we've all been in those situations. Like, it happens. It happens to non streamers. Should have happened to me and Gene. Happened to me and Gene at Dukes. And, like, the dude was like, a big fan of the pie, and he was trying to talk to Gene while he was pissing. And Gene, custom out, like, don't talk to me while I'm kissing. And the, like, mind you, me and Gene in the bathroom, the walked out in silence. Didn't say. So me and Gene had walked out, and then he, like, went back into the bathroom to, like, use the bathroom again, I guess. And then all we heard was screaming from the bathroom. And then he was, like, talking crazy. It was like we were just all in the same spot. So then he was like, man, I. It was kind of like he was talking to Gene, but he really wasn't really talking to Gene. He's like, like, basically got me up, blah, blah. And we kind of, like, staring at him. And then his boy get over there and, like, start holding the back and the start going crazy. I'm like, bro, let this go. Like, I was legit telling a dude to let him go. Not to say, like, me and Gene about to, like, beat both y' all ass.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

As in, like, as soon as you let him go, the problem is gone. Because you're gonna realize this nigga's not gonna do anything. Like, he walked past us, like, three times. Like, bro, you're not going to do nothing, and we going to beat the. Listen, listen, I'm not like, I don't like that violent. If you. If you see me, like, out in person, like, I be moving away from like. Like that. Like, I don't do no like that, but, like, to protect myself. But I will mad, you know. You know what bugged me the most? The Interaction like had me unfocused, you know, I'm trying to take a piss, you know what I'm saying, bro, I forgot to wash my hands. These pissy hands that gonna wake up with bumps on his face.

[Pat]

Yeah. I think I'm always so glad I'm not around when or we're not around each other when like fights happen or about to fight. We're never around each other.

[Mike]

There's always one person that's like involved in like the thing that. And I'm. I feel like it's never me. Like I'm never the person that's like being direct, directly talk to.

[Pat]

Yeah, it was me too. It was Pablo. And then Pablo knew somebody that was in somebody else's boot, right?

[Mike]

Yeah. And that's always the dangerous part though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Walking. Explain that concept.

[Pat]

Walk into somebody's booth that you didn't pay for. You know, like, you hate it. I hate it. So I didn't walk in. First of all, I didn't walk in. Pablo goes in to say, you know, dap it up with his boy and walk out. And now I see he's a big ass, just big ass dude. Probably was like 5 7, bro. This big ass dude started like getting rah rah with. With Pablo. I was like, damn, what's going on? So that's when I walked in, it's like, is everything good? He said, what the y' all doing in his boot? This and that. I was like, oh. I was like. I was like, all right, we about to go anyway. And then his boy was like, no, they can stay. Because you know the funny part, I found out about it, it was never. Dude never even paid for the boot. So the funny thing is that, that he started getting my face and stuff like that. And then you know people that know me, oh, he boxed. He's like, I beat box his ass for a living. I was like, oh my gosh. I was like, okay. I said, do you really want. And this is exactly how I'm saying this was. I think like makes people a little nervous sometimes. I was saying, just like I'm talking. I was like, do you really want to fight? He's like, yeah, let's go. And I was like, all right. I personally don't want to get carried out the club and there's cops right outside. So we can walk around and walk to his corner and we can fight there if you want to. And for some reason that turned him all the way. Like, it was like that didn't want to fight me no more.

[Mike]

When I said that, Mike hit me up, too.

[Pat]

I just texted. I said, just in case.

[Mike]

Go ahead. He's like. He texted me, like, just in case I'm about to fight, dude. Such and such here and blah, blah. And I was like, all right, bet. And the thing about me is, like, I was sleeping at the time, and I ain't got time to decipher who was who. I'm running both of these. This will wake me up. And you're not touching my man. Two men were. Two men were hit by a party in a random alley. It's like he knew they were there. The fight started. All you see is headlights turn on. That's it.

[Pat]

That's point like this.

[Mike]

We not fighting. We not fight, bro. I'm on.

[Pat]

No, I. You know, I just had to send a. I wasn't telling to get up and said, no. I said, don't need to. Y' all don't need to come down here. I'm just letting y' all know if anything happens, because there's only two occasions I'm either gonna get in trouble for being this dude ass, or he shoots me. So that's, like, the only two possibilities. And either one's gonna end up on the news.

[Mike]

That. That's why, like, I don't put myself in those situations. And then I also take 0 to 100 if I'm in those situations. That's the only way to get out of those situations. Like, I want to find out what type of timing we're on. I know, because I'm not into the arguing to the point that we argue up to a point that we never were going to get to. Now we both mad. Now we both fighting when you never wanted to fight me in the first place. Like, is it as big? Like, damn, we about. That's why I asked. Are you arguing for, like, we about to fight? Like, if we got. We. If we hooping and like that and somebody mad, it's like, bro, like, you trying to fight or something or argue, like, what are we doing?

[Pat]

Or arguing to a point where you invite a crowd. That wasn't gonna be. You know, that was a crowd.

[Mike]

That's what dude did. I don't like that, bro.

[Pat]

Now, if I would have saw you on Milwaukee 404. What's the page called? Yeah, yeah, Hype house. I mean, MKE 404, Hype House.

[Mike]

Damn, old man.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If I would have saw you on there, Patrick Johnson gets into a fight, that'd be crazy.

[Mike]

I don't even go out no more.

[Pat]

No, I try to go out as much. Cuz it is, it is one of those things too where it's like, you know, there's a point where I know I'm not going to have the most, the most best time of my life at this place. I most likely will not leave my house. You know, I mean, it has to be fun, it has to be worth it. Like I'm going out for like a friend's party or we have to know the people. Like we talked about the booth coach culture. If I didn't buy the booth, now I really try not to go to it, or if I don't have no money invested in it, I don't try to go to it. You know, I mean, if more, if.

[Mike]

More people would acknowledge that they, you know, a lot of people know us like outside of the pot. And I think like, that's the problem that I'm having in Milwaukee. It's just like, it's a difference between somebody be like they staring at me because I look familiar and they can't put they, they finger on it. Like, man, he looked like somebody, but it's just like the person, okay, you know me. And then you stared at me the whole time. And then you wait until I left and then you said, what up? So you stared at me. You up my night. Because when you were staring at me, I ain't take that shot how I wanted to because I got three staring at me. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, didn't be realizing how they staring at you. They standing over there. One dude was like, man, I see he was with his girl. He was like, man, I seen you on Sports center, bro. And I was like, I was looking, I was like, man, you know what? You saw me on sports, he was with his girl. I ain't feel like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, right.

[Pat]

We tell some dudes we make music when we were standing outside the studio.

[Mike]

Yeah, she thought he was being racist. I didn't know. We had studio painted right on our studio. So it was like walking in a building and I had my like chain on and he came up to me, he's like, what are you, a rapper or something? I'll say, who the you talking to? Not even knowing the studio right on the side of the about this. I record him. Look at this racist now. I was at the, you know, something racist had. Hasn't happened to me in a long time. So for the first time in a while, it happened to me at Summerfest. Yeah, right before we went into the offset thing. Two little white girls walked past me and said, there's offset right there. And they kind of chuckled. And I said, these two girls racist right here. And I literally followed them for, like, one minute. I was like, they racist right here. They racist. They racist. And it was running. I was letting the whole place know they was racist as hell.