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Phoebe Judge (0:00)
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Daisy (1:04)
Hello, Daisy speaking.
Phoebe Judge (1:06)
Hello, Daisy. This is Phoebe Judge from the irs.
Daisy (1:09)
Oh, hello there, dear. Phoebe, what a lovely name. How can I help you today? Is everything all right? I do hope it's not about my taxes.
Phoebe Judge (1:17)
Well, I have.
Daisy (1:18)
They always confuse me a bit.
Phoebe Judge (1:20)
Yes, I have to say, you have made a mistake. And we've seen that you've underpaid your taxes by $30,000. And I'm calling to talk to you about a payment plan. I'm not really with the irs. I was just pretending to be because I was trying to see if I could scam an English grandmother named Daisy out of her savings. But here's the thing. Daisy isn't a real English grandmother. She's fake. She's an AI voice that's been created to trick phone scammers by wasting their time and never giving them the information they want. But I thought I'd give it a try. I have to tell you that if you don't pay this fine by next week, the fine will go up to $50,000. So you have to do this within the week. And I'm calling to talk about how we can help make those payments.
Daisy (2:11)
Oh, bless, that does sound serious. I wouldn't want to end up in any sort of trouble. It's just that, you see, I'm not quite at my computer right now. I need to find my glasses first. They're always getting lost.
