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Terms apply. Lounge access is subject to change. See capitalone.com for details. Welcome to Critical Magic Theory, where we deconstruct the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Because loving something doesn't mean we can't be critical of it. I'm Professor Julian Womble and today we are going to be doing the Prof. Response episode for Gilderoy Lockhart. Y' all really brought it. You do. That's the thing that you do. But I really loved the conversation that came out in the post episode chat for Gilder Eyes episode. So thank you all for those of you who participated in that. You all know that before we need to get into all of the things because there are some things that we need to talk about. The first thing we need to do is bop. I feel like at this point bopping is like stretching before exercise, right? Like it's you've got to get your muscles warmed up, your brain, your legs. I don't know what you're using your legs for when you're listening to this, but whatever it is, you've got to get yourselves prepared. And so again, as always, because I'm magnanimous and generous, I'm giving you this time as I fill so that you can get yourselves ready to bop along to the theme song. Okay? Because that's what we're doing in three, in two, in one. Let's bop. The whisper is saying, I guess we need to talk about Harry Potter. Sam, I hope, sincerely hope that you danced, y' all. I love when we have characters that we don't get throughout the series that we really get to dive into because I feel like it's there that we really kind of strike gold as a community because we just dive in in a way that feels so much in line with what it is that we're doing here. I think this episode on Gilderoy Lockhart really for me was just. I had a blast doing it because he's such a mess. But then it also brought up a lot of really interesting things for us to talk about and also gave me an idea that some of you kind of prompted me to think about in the post episode chat. So again, I want to thank those of you who participated in the post episode chat for this episode and it was so good and some of you really brought some amazing thoughts that we're going to be talking about. The first thing that I want to talk about and something that came up quite a bit was this notion of kind of fame, fraud and this performance of masculinity, of competence. It strikes me for Lockhart that he didn't just want success, he wanted applause, right? Really did so many things that were driven by such a crazy amount of insecurity. And it's one of those things where it's like you're watching it all go down and in retrospect, right, you're like, oh, you elevated yourself to a place that you couldn't maintain, right? Like you took yourself to a place of like, I'm so famous for all of these things. And so now I believe that everyone is going to expect more from me as a result, which obviously isn't grounded in any reality because no one expects anything from him other than what he kind of brings to bear, where he shows up and he's like, oh, I can do that, I can do that. And I know in the episode I said, I think he begins to believe his own hype. And maybe that's true in part, but the more I thought about it and the more I read through your comments, the more it kind of occurred to me that perhaps this is the byproduct of him really feeling like he had to over perform and overcompensate because he thinks that everyone else expects this of him, right? Because he doesn't know how to be famous. Like I said in the episode, he doesn't know how to be famous. And so, like, it's so insane to watch because so much of it is like, why are you even doing this? Like, why are you trying to heal Harry's arm? Like, it just seems like such an unnecessary thing. And I think, yes, some of it is insecurity, but I think it's both insecurity in terms of his ego, but also he's insecure insofar that he thinks that everyone has these expectations of him and expects him to do these things and so he just does them. And so many of you brought some things to bear here that I think are really fascinating. Carmen wrote, he suffers from tech bro syndrome. Doesn't think to question if he should just because he can. He's lazy, entitled and fraudulent. He's a glorified grifter. Nico wrote, he has some serious self image issues and needed control over how people perceived him. He created the perfect image out of bare faced lies. The insecurity is the story which, like, yeah, right. Like there's so many things of, like the smoke and mirrors of his existence really led him to believe the hype, but also to believe that other people believed the hype, right? And so he's like, oh, like you think that I'm so competent, so I've got to, you know, cosplay competence, which is a crazy thing to think when you know that you're a liar. And again, like, it just strikes me as so odd that he would not try to keep a fairly low profile and just kind of like eat his food and go home, right? Like, he wouldn't just do the thing he needs to do and be done. The idea that, that he would turn around and be like, I'm gonna do all of these things and just insert myself. I think it's more than insecurity. I think it speaks to a different kind of delusion, right? Like it's not even just him buying into his own story, but it's the belief that other people have and his kind of deeper delusion that he now has to meet the expectations of other people that no one has actually ever given voice to bear. Wrote Lockhart would fit right into consulting style over substance. Delusions of grandeur, no follow through. That's why he's a compelling villain. And Charlie wrote, the colonialism analogies here are spot on. He's not just stealing knowledge, he's erasing people, rewriting stories and branding the truth as his own. And it's so fascinating because what Lockhart really forces us to confront is how easily performance can substitute, can be a substitute for substance, right? Especially when the person performing it is an attractive white guy, right? So much of the way that we're meant to understand Gilderoy is through this kind of like, you know, act the part you want people to believe about you, right? So, like, he's not a person who actually comes with anything meaningful. He's an individual who is just like, if I look the part, people will think I have the part. And I think it's so fascinating. As a person who, you know, absolutely is a fundamental believer in the notion of fake it till you make it, I can understand to a certain degree what Gilderoy Lockhart is doing. Like, I'm a person who I very rarely feel competent to do some of the things that I do. Like when I teach, for example, I just always joke like, he's a character that I play on tv. Even when I do this podcast, it's so funny because there are moments when I will kind of go off on a tirade and then finish it and be like, wow, that was really good. Like, who's that guy? Who is he? You know what I mean? Like, there are moments where I feel like. And I'm sure that I'm not alone in this. I think we all have our fake it till we make it moments. But the difference is, is that Gilderoy Lockhart is a fake it till you make it life, right? And the difference between him and Voldemort is that at least Voldy V had the wherewithal to kind of build a lore around himself so that everyone else actually did buy into it. He created a mythos that believed so that even though he was faking it till he could make it right, even though he was cosplaying pure blood supremacist, even though he was cosplaying someone who came from a certain heritage everyone already bought in, no one's buying into what Gilderoy Lockhart is putting down, right? Like, no one is buying it, partially because he's so bad at the cosplaying part, right? Like, it's kind of obvious that things are not right. He is so bad and Voldemort is so good, right? And he did the time to study. I think this notion of laziness and entitlement and the belief in everyone else's kind of absurdity and willingness to believe whatever is put in front of them kind of led him to not try hard enough, right? Like, I mean, even Umbridge, right, Who we are going to be talking about in the next episode, if you haven't done the survey, do it. But even Umbridge, when she's kind of cosplaying a pureblood, she does a good job. Like, she is not someone. I mean, she kind of goes a little bit overboard, but it's believable. Gilderoy Lockhart just thinks everyone else but him is stupid. And I think that there is something so kind of familiar about that particular idea, right? Like, we are surrounded by leaders that have this belief that the populace is kind of stupid. And to his credit, to Gilderoy's credit and the credit of some of the people who I'm alluding to, right? Like, there are people who buy it without any sort of provocation, without any sort of need to convince them. Like, there are people who believe this. And so I think that, you know, that's when you start to get lazy. And I think that that was one thing that Voldemort and Umbridge never took for granted. Right? They never believed that their performance was already gonna be just believed. And I think that that's the byproduct of, you know, Gilderoy's pretty privileged. I think Tom Riddle, when he was younger, definitely also did something like this. But I also think that he was hell bent on creating a narrative that was strong enough that he could fundamentally believe it as well, in a way that Gilderoy Lockhart seems to not necessarily be as. You can make a difference in someone's life, including your own, with a job in home care. These jobs offer flexible schedules, health care, retirement options, and free training. They also provide paid time off and opportunities for overtime. Visit oregonhomecarejobs.com to learn more and apply. That's oregonhomecarejobs.com convinced that he needs to do. And so it's really fascinating to think about the notion of fame. I was watching this interview with an actor. I can't remember which one it was, but he was saying, like, actors are the worst people to actually become famous because their whole, like, shtick is not being themselves. And then to be famous and have to do all of these interviews and all of these press junkets and all these things, you're then inviting them into a space where they have to be themselves and they don't really know how to do it particularly well. And so that there's something about the idea of fame and the disassociative nature of it that I think is really fascinating. And I think we've watched a lot of celebrities kind of, you know, rise and fall because fame is actually truly a fickle friend. And it is something that takes time to kind of cultivate and to learn. And I think Gilderoy wanted to be famous so bad. I mean, you know what? He kind of reminds me of some of the influencers that live in our existence right now, right? Where it's like, you can tell that what they want is fame. They want to be famous. And so they basically pretend that they already are famous in order to get famous, but they don't actually know what fame does to a person or what it means to be famous. And so then they flame out, like, spectacularly because they say something crazy or something for their past life comes up and they end up getting canceled, right? Like, we've seen this time and time and time and time again. And I think that that's really kind of. I think if I had to really think about Gilderay Lockhart, he is absolutely an influencer. Like, he is a YouTuber. Oh, my God. He could. He would have a YouTube channel and it would be all of his exploits and all of the things that he's done. That is. That's why he feels like he feels vaguely familiar to me. And it's because of that. It's because so much of his existence is basically played for the camera. Like, he would be a YouTuber. He would be a reality TV star. You hear me? Like, someone who just wants fame so bad that they're willing to do whatever it takes, and they don't really care about the cost or the harm. And that feels very on brand. And his pretty privilege plays a really big part in this because. Because he is so beautiful, people are willing to look past anything. They don't really care about the accomplishments. They just want to see the face. And so they're not really paying that much attention, right? Like, even our Queen Hermione, right, who is reading these books and knows all of these things, has a complete blind spot when it comes to Gilderoy Lockhart. Even though Ron and Harry are like, girl, something is not right. She's like, shut up. You don't know anything. Pretty pillage wins again. And it makes it easier to fake it till you make it. The next thing that I want to spend some time talking about is this notion of villainy and the question of whether or not Lockhart is a villain. Because, you know, a lot of people had this kind of idea, like, he wasn't a villain in Harry's story, but he was a villain in other people's, right? And how do we kind of reconcile him with some of the people who we absolutely recognize as being villainous, right? You're Voldemort. You're Umbridges, right? And I think that Lockhart is a reminder that harm doesn't always come cloaked in darkness or noseless or covered in pink with bows and cats. Sometimes it is sparkly robes and perfect teeth, right? Sometimes it's pretty. And I think that what makes Lockhart so dangerous, even though he's stupid, is that people are willing to believe him because he is pretty. And that makes him even more villainous. It makes me think of a lot of these wunderkind people who are running around here, right? Like I'm thinking of Elizabeth Holmes. I'm thinking of the guy who did the Fyre Festival, even the guy who did OpenAI, right? Like all of these people who may not necessarily be pretty conventionally, depending on what your taste is, if you think they are, I love that journey for you. But they are. They do have a prettiness in terms of their intellect, right? Able to kind of wow people with their vision, with their ambition, with their whatever. And so then people just throw money at them and then turns out they bring absolutely nothing to the table other than schemes, scams, plots and plans. And so they're able to kind of bamboozle people as a result of making people believe them for one reason or another. And like fully buy in, like literally invest millions of dollars into a thing only for it to end up stolen. And the product that they were hoping to get is a complete and other utter sham, right? And so it's really fascinating because when we think about Lockhart, right, we talk about this fake it till you make it, which can be a thing that is fairly innocuous. But when we look at what Lockhart does to make it, right, like the way that he fakes it, he doesn't just make up stories, he steals them. He doesn't just kind of concoct, you know, a narrative about himself or reinvent who he is. He literally goes and steals memories, changes stories, takes people's like minds and thoughts and memories away from them for the sake of being seen as someone of substance, of consequence, right? Lady Danbury wrote, this isn't a series of quote unquote bad choices. It's a consistent decision to elevate his status by any means necessary, including attacking children. That's a villain. Keisha wrote, he's a genius, just not a genius. People appreciate his actions reveal the gullibility of the wizarding world and the power of propaganda. Now, that's it. And I think that, you know, in some ways, villains are only as good as. As the people who allow them to persist. And I think that that's true for Voldemort. I think that that's true for Umbridge. I think that's true for Gilderoy Lockhart, right? The wizarding world is a place where it is so easy to get up to villainy because everyone there is willing to simply believe or not say anything if they don't or go along with the status quo. And I think that we're going to talk a lot about that in Umbridge's episode. I've been reading through your comments already and I've been preparing and I think that there's something to be said about this notion of gullibility in the wizarding world and the way that in some ways it's institutionalized and so that it's easy to exploit. And I'm not giving Gilderoy a pass here, but what I'm saying is that it is a lot easier to get away with things when people want to believe it than it is when people are predisposed to not believe in. Aiden wrote he was stuck in St. Mungo's probably forever. If there was a real world equivalent to what he did, we'd absolutely call it villainy. I think that this is right, right? Like, I think what's so fascinating is that he doesn't end up in Azkaban, but he ends up in the kind of Azkaban of his own creation, right? Like he goes by his own sword, right? Which is what Dumbledore says. And I think someone brought this up and highlighted the reality that Dumbledore must have known that this was all a lie. I don't even know what to make of that. I'm sure that it'll come up in the post episode chat, but we're not talking about Dumbledore right now. Okay, I keep priming you all, I keep priming you all with that. But I think that what's so fascinating about the notion of Lockhart as a villain, I think it is undeniable that he is one. And I know that it's not the kind of villainy that furthers our, our plot towards the Big Bad, right, towards Voldemort. But he does, he introduces the notion of villainy that, again, doesn't have to exist as part of the overarching understanding of what it means to be a bad guy in this world. And introduces the reality of how easy it is to be a bad guy in this world and fly under the radar, right? And I'm not even talking about flying under the radar a la Lucious, right? I'm talking about flying under the radar as someone who has actively stolen people's, like, memories and is living a life that is completely fabricated. And he's doing it and everyone is simply believing it because, like, there's no sort of checks and balances. No one. There seems to be very few skeptics, at least that we see, right? And maybe it's partially because we're getting this from Harry's perspective. We don't get the kind of broader bird's eye view of people. But what's true is that he's winning those Witch Weekly awards, huh? His books are selling out. And maybe, yes, you know, it's presented to us that this is a lot of, like, witches and women who are buying these things. And so maybe, you know, that works for him. And that tracks in terms of the way that we understand, even in our own world, you know, how people can rise to fame. But, like, it's fascinating because if he was, in doing this in the year of our Lord 2025, in the world of social media, like the number of TikTok accounts, that would literally be just trying to debunk his entire existence, right? Like, he, he benefits from a society that doesn't question authority, it doesn't question narratives, it just goes along to get along, all under the auspices of, like, maintaining a level of peaceability that then makes it easy to be exploited and easy to be manipulated and into believing certain things. And I think that no villain is a true villain if society doesn't allow for them to be.
