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Ivan Van Norman
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Daryl Crittenden
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Julia Dennis
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Daryl Crittenden
Hello, everybody. Hi.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hi.
Daryl Crittenden
Hi. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I keep bringing people to this table and I don't have control over it anymore. It just keeps happening.
Ivan Van Norman
Wait, which seat am I in? Oh, it doesn't even matter at this point.
Daryl Crittenden
I am the center. I am the hu. And I am very, very excited to have all of you at the table because we have some new faces, people I've never played with before.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yay.
Daryl Crittenden
I know you.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yes, I know you.
Daryl Crittenden
I love you.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I've seen you around, and I'm actually.
Daryl Crittenden
Super stoked that you're here.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Dude. Thank you. I'm really happy to be there.
Daryl Crittenden
And new friends.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes, new friends. Hello. I'm Julia. And I'm so scared.
Ivan Van Norman
This is exactly where you need to be.
Daryl Crittenden
So coming from the vet, I know. How many times has it been?
Ivan Van Norman
Xander, listen, I signed it for life.
Mary Beth Baker
You sign?
Daryl Crittenden
It's actually, you have your contract in my pocket right here.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Why is there so much blood on my contract?
Ivan Van Norman
Blood brothers litter.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, yeah, that one works.
Daryl Crittenden
And, Michelle, I have been dying to get you at a table forever. So I'm sorry you had to say yes to this one.
Mary Beth Baker
Well, y'all gotta go sometime.
Daryl Crittenden
And we are. We are going to go. So things have been escalating, as one would expect in a game such as this. And we've talked. We talked a lot more than my last two groups because stuff has been happening and I am very interested in kind of at least letting people know what, you know, a little bit about the scenario and what is happening before we dive straight into character creation. The big thing is that you experienced before the events of last episode, this giant wave that just crashed into the east coast and basically has washed out everything that is anything from around 5,000ft above sea level and below. And we talked a little bit about you being on a dark area, and we are putting you on the other continent, on the other side. We were in San Francisco last episode, and now I think we're putting you. We talked about it. We were talking about Mount Fuji. Right, Cool. All right. Well, then, with that said, before we get into handing out cards and doing character creation, let's learn a little bit about the people playing the doomed ones. Julia, would you like to start?
Xander Jeanneret
Yes. My name is Mary Beth Baker, and.
Daryl Crittenden
I would like to know about Julia. And then we'll learn about Mary Beth.
Xander Jeanneret
Great. Yes, I am Julia Julia Dennis. And I am so excited to play this game. Cool.
Daryl Crittenden
Have you ever done for one. Have you done horror RPGs before?
Xander Jeanneret
No. No. Well, I did Relics and Rarities with Deborah and Wool and she's terrifying.
Daryl Crittenden
From.
Xander Jeanneret
Home game to streamed game. Roll, scary girl. But no, I've never done anything like this.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, well, welcome. So, I mean, I will say that you know, me knowing these three well, you are in a safe place. And if at any time you don't feel like you're in a safe place, just punch me in the face.
Xander Jeanneret
Can we have a safe word?
Daryl Crittenden
Punch me in the face?
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
So about to punch you. That's my X card. It's right here.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Am I supposed to say it or do it? I'm confused. I'm gonna do both just in case.
Daryl Crittenden
Daryl.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hi, I'm Daryl Crittenden. You know me from Asinine Wisdom and other dumb things that on this network. And I'm super excited. I've played around Ivan, but I've never got to play with Ivan. And I'm super confused as to why he has me on here. So it should be revenge.
Daryl Crittenden
I like to push boundaries, take people out of their comfort zones.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I am super uncomfortable. I'm excited.
Daryl Crittenden
But you say it with a smile on your face, which is why I love you.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I was told not to stop smiling.
Daryl Crittenden
Ms. Michelle.
Mary Beth Baker
Hi, I'm Michelle Wynn Bradley. I play lots of tabletop shows on the Interwebs. This is our first time doing, like an on camera thing together, so I'm very excited. I've played with this Ding Dong a couple times. I'm like, really stoked. I've never done a strictly horror RPG before. I've done D and D where bad things happen and stuff, but I've not been. I'm usually the funny character.
Daryl Crittenden
Know that feeling, the comedic relief in an otherwise dark and dismal territory. Well, you can still be a bright candle, but it is now flick.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh, no, I'm not going to.
Ivan Van Norman
You're starting already with imagery and words.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
On the adjectives.
Daryl Crittenden
Hi, Xander.
Ivan Van Norman
Hi, I'm Xander Jeanneret. I was in Relics and Rarities with Julia. I also do LA by night vampire. The masquerade story we tell here. Callisto 6. We're a live frontier. I'm very, very lucky. And when Ivan calls me, I say, how high? No, wait.
Mary Beth Baker
What?
Ivan Van Norman
Ask. Oh, jump. Okay. How high?
Daryl Crittenden
I don't know. I was actually really pleased I. I got to actually play and be a cam.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
On la. My night. It was really. That was special to be a player.
Ivan Van Norman
Congratulations.
Daryl Crittenden
Thank you. And congratulations on your. On the terrible things that are probably happening because of the cam.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Banners for unlife.
Ivan Van Norman
Unlife.
Daryl Crittenden
Anyway, so let's start by taking your cards. And as we discussed, your note cards are actually pictures of you, which we will destroy and deface as you slowly descend into darkness.
Ivan Van Norman
Can I draw a mustache now, or.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, if that's how you feel about tiny Xander.
Ivan Van Norman
He can't grow a mustache now. Xander can't grow a mustache.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
There's me before I could grow a mustache.
Ivan Van Norman
Look at that.
Xander Jeanneret
Let me see. Oh, he's adorable.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, well, let's give him up. Let's give him up to. As for us, because we're gonna start with virtues. Why don't you give that one to Julia? We're gonna pass all of ours to the right.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh, I see.
Daryl Crittenden
Pass one to the right. Thank you. Skipping me.
Ivan Van Norman
Gambit here. Yoink. Yoink.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Gambit.
Ivan Van Norman
It's sticky. I'm Spider Man.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
This is beautiful.
Mary Beth Baker
Thank ya.
Daryl Crittenden
You're a mom. Young child, we're gonna begin by writing a virtue. Something that you wish upon somebody and you hope that they exemplify as part of your time together. To be abundantly clear, if this is your first episode, people watching today, your character, not you.
Xander Jeanneret
I wrote very small. Should I write big?
Daryl Crittenden
As long as the person who is there can read it.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes. Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I have glasses. I'll be fine.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. Are we all good? Let's pass them back.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Thank you.
Mary Beth Baker
Gambit.
Ivan Van Norman
Gambit. Gambit. Hold on.
Mary Beth Baker
I practiced that a lot when I was a kid because I was really into Gambit.
Ivan Van Norman
Good thing I'm not really Gambit.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Do we look yet?
Daryl Crittenden
I would actually love to see what you all have. Julia, would you Mind starting? What did you get?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oh, my God. You wrote this. So smart.
Xander Jeanneret
Headstrong. I told you. Headstrong.
Daryl Crittenden
Headstrong. Great. All right, Daryl.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Fair.
Daryl Crittenden
Fair.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Fair.
Daryl Crittenden
You are a fair child. Fair man.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Fair. Fair. Fair. Fair.
Mary Beth Baker
Do you burn easily in the sun?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I think it's. I'm not smart enough to know how to spell them differently, but this is the one that you go to. And also I think is good.
Daryl Crittenden
Michelle.
Mary Beth Baker
It's a selflessness of. Selfless.
Daryl Crittenden
Selfless.
Ivan Van Norman
Decisive.
Daryl Crittenden
Ooh, decisive. Great. Well, now, let's take another one of your cards. And we will now pass them to the left.
Mary Beth Baker
Do I have to pick the most evil looking one?
Daryl Crittenden
It doesn't matter.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, no. I used my goth phase already. To the left. So we're going back to the same person?
Daryl Crittenden
Yes. Oh.
Ivan Van Norman
Different people.
Daryl Crittenden
Different people. It should be going to different people.
Ivan Van Norman
It didn't work at all.
Daryl Crittenden
Here, how about this? How about your hands?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, sure are.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oh, good.
Ivan Van Norman
There, there, there.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
These are. I'm sorry, say it again.
Daryl Crittenden
We are now writing a vice.
Ivan Van Norman
Vice.
Daryl Crittenden
Something that creates more problems than it solves and is not something you would wish upon anybody. Except you are.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hope I spelled that right.
Daryl Crittenden
You have this thing with words, huh?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm pretty dyslexic.
Daryl Crittenden
All right, return. Return, please. Yes. Let's send it back to the next. Here.
Ivan Van Norman
We had it. We had eye contact.
Daryl Crittenden
It's like looking at the shoulder when you're doing a high five. Right.
Mary Beth Baker
Why am I sending this in? This Ding dong.
Daryl Crittenden
Xander, what's your voice?
Ivan Van Norman
I'm fussy.
Daryl Crittenden
A decisive fussy one.
Ivan Van Norman
Ah, I see.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Mary Beth Baker
Xander wrote in the back of mine. Fuggin. Bossy. Two GS.
Ivan Van Norman
That's how you know it's a vice. It's not a good thing.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I am a hoarder.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, my.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Which is hard for me, but I will do.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. I'm looking forward to seeing what this pack looks like.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
And Julia.
Xander Jeanneret
What?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Zealot.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, I have no idea what that is.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So religious zealot would be a thing.
Ivan Van Norman
Easily obsessed with something so like.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Gun. Ho for like.
Daryl Crittenden
Or it's. I think another word for it would be, like, in Extremist.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
You have a too far gene.
Daryl Crittenden
Too far. Too far.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Too far. A gene.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Next. I already had an opportunity to kind of introduce the module that we're playing a little bit, but I will set up the scene for you as we go into this moment. We talked about this a little bit before the game, but we all kind of had a conversation about you are currently on top of Mount Fuji or at least somewhere on the mountain above 5,000ft. Now I think we discussed maybe being at a hotel that's close to a shrine or some kind of touristy kind of area. Rest area. Rest area. And you have been there for the last 11 days. Terrible things have happened. The monoliths came out of the ground as we discussed 11 days ago. They shot up out of the ground. People have been disappearing. Rumors are that there is something in the ground that is taking people. Some of you may have even seen this happen. And very recently, the most recent event that you can recall is that a giant tidal wave hit all of basically the eastern part of the Pacific and destroyed presumably since it washed over everything except for the very top of Mount Fuji, wiped out the entire continent of Japan and presumably all of Southeast Asia, China, eastern Russia and certainly the Philippines. At this point. This is all speculation that you've been able to decipher from the 100 foot plus wave that you saw as it washed across the water as the sun was going down. In fact, the impact was so huge as it struck the mountain that it visibly shook the ground underneath you after the wave started to diminish, which is where our scenario is beginning. As the wave is starting to come back down. It left nothing behind because the force was so great. So with that said, let us generate a moment that you hope your characters to accomplish in this scenario today. Something that you will write for yourself and it is something that we will share. What do you hope to accomplish in this story with the information that has been provided to you?
Ivan Van Norman
And we can start with I will find hope when.
Daryl Crittenden
I will find hope when. I can find hope when. Yes, all of those things. The abuse of ellipses inside of the rule book of ten candles is prolific. It's. I should also tell you I'm also terribly proud of you. I know many of you have done this before. But I also know for the ones who are coming and joining me today, I want to celebrate your bravery today before I do terrible things.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay, thanks.
Ivan Van Norman
Well, so proud of you for you getting in the saddle again, doing it all over. It can't be easy, emotionally or otherwise.
Daryl Crittenden
Let's just say that when my four year old, when I was putting him to bed last night, we told him, I told him some very sweet non scary stories to just kind of mouthwash everything out of it.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It was like your ginger at a sushi point.
Daryl Crittenden
Except I hate ginger.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
That makes sense. You seem the type.
Daryl Crittenden
Let's see, let's talk it to everyone write their hope.
Ivan Van Norman
Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
Great. Okay, Michelle, let's begin with you. What do you hope to accomplish? What is your character name?
Mary Beth Baker
First of all, my character name is Eve. Fam.
Daryl Crittenden
And what do they hope to accomplish in this story?
Mary Beth Baker
My new hope, now that it has been 11 days, is that I find clarity and meaning to the madness that is happening around us.
Ivan Van Norman
Wow.
Daryl Crittenden
Meaning to the madness. Okay, Excellent. Is there anything else we should know about Eve before we hop off?
Mary Beth Baker
Eve is a waitress. It has come out in conversation already since we've been here for 11 days. I always talk about finding myself because you also know that I'm a failed actress. Or at least I was aspiring to be an actress, and I kind of gave up. And I am here with this group because I was trying to escape reality and again, find something in my soul.
Daryl Crittenden
By trying to escape reality. You found an entirely different reality. Yes. Yes.
Mary Beth Baker
Irony. His thick.
Daryl Crittenden
Daryl, who are you playing today?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm playing Elliot Arlon, and he is a software engineer. He is here on Mount Fuji with you guys by chance. And. Yeah. He won a contest. Yay.
Daryl Crittenden
So fate has delivered you to this place, and in many ways, that is both awful. Yes, because you are now stuck. But in many ways, it's also amazing because you are alive.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Right. I would have been probably somewhere around San Francisco. So I would imagine that I'm doing well compared to everyone back on sea level.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Fair enough. And what do they hope to accomplish?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I will find hope when I can follow through my ideas successfully with everyone. So I want to be a leader.
Daryl Crittenden
You want to make a plan and actually execute it. Yes. Excellent.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And pull it off.
Daryl Crittenden
Julia, who will you be playing today?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm playing Mary Beth Baker. I'm a wedding planner from Magnolia, Texas. And knowing my virtue and vices, I have decided that my mission statement is to find hope and a moment of purpose in this place. To honor God's decision to clean the world.
Ivan Van Norman
Whoa.
Xander Jeanneret
Wow.
Daryl Crittenden
So you need to find peace in this choice of this ultimate flood that has come across.
Xander Jeanneret
And also why I have been saved.
Daryl Crittenden
Why you have been saved. All right.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Ivan Van Norman
Amazing.
Daryl Crittenden
Excellent. And Sander.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah. So I'm gonna be playing Oliver Cash. He's a truck driver.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
And he is bored of the monotony, and it's getting him down. So his therapist recommended going abroad.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
And now look what happened. It was on Groupon.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, good for him for listening to his therapist.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, that therapist probably isn't around anymore.
Ivan Van Norman
No. And he's just been miserable this whole time. He's A creature of comforts.
Daryl Crittenden
Truly a fish out of water.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah. And I will find hope when I finally share my feelings. Well, whatever those may be.
Daryl Crittenden
Whatever those may be. Well, that is interesting, because I actually have a truth from the last group to give to you. It is something that they established as a truth in this world. And it is one statement just the same that we, when we talk about truth, and we'll do this in the game as we go into it. Their truth that they gave to you is that God is with you. Wow.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, praise his name.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. That is the truth that they handed.
Xander Jeanneret
Is that, Lord. And.
Daryl Crittenden
And with that said, let's write your Brinks.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, boy.
Daryl Crittenden
So the Brinks will start by giving one of your cards to the person to your right. And I'm included in this matter, so not only will you be handing me one, but I will be handing you one.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Now, this is a unique situation for you too.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
I'm going to be writing a brink describing them and what they have seen you do as far as a character goes. Something that they know about you.
Mary Beth Baker
The them. The.
Ivan Van Norman
The capital T. The bad them.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
The them.
Daryl Crittenden
The they. Yes. While Elliot, you will be telling me a brink. A fact about them.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Uh huh.
Daryl Crittenden
And this is something that you can share to expand on the world based on the knowledge that you know, can be about the monolith, since that's part of the context, or it can be about really them in general.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
And that will be given to me. And that is something that I will hold onto for the rest of this story.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Got it.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. It cannot be a weakness. That is the one qualifier.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Right?
Daryl Crittenden
So.
Ivan Van Norman
And we should say, I have seen you.
Daryl Crittenden
I have seen you. And in the circumstances of me. And they will. I will say this. They have seen you. And you will say, I have seen them. It.
Ivan Van Norman
Really like rumble. I'm like, oh, God.
Mary Beth Baker
It's like those 4D movies where you can smell and feel everything.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, that was me. Sorry.
Mary Beth Baker
Two spoon paper.
Xander Jeanneret
Xander, you get gassy.
Mary Beth Baker
Feel like putting us on the same side of the table?
Ivan Van Norman
It's a mistake. It's a mistake.
Mary Beth Baker
Anyway, no giggling. Only serious. Only death.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, it's fine. Go get it all out of yourself.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Get out of it now.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And then like that. It's gone.
Mary Beth Baker
I'm scared to get my. My brink.
Xander Jeanneret
Are we learning our Brinks right away?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Yes. And then you will hold on to.
Ivan Van Norman
Them and that one other person will know. But that's it at the table.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm not reading it out loud.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
You know My brink. And I know my brink. And that's the only two people that know are my brink. Yeah. You know, Xander.
Ivan Van Norman
And you know I know you're breaking Oliver because I have seen you. Blah, blah, blah.
Mary Beth Baker
I feel like it's taking him way.
Ivan Van Norman
Too long to write my full novel.
Daryl Crittenden
Cool.
Mary Beth Baker
Cool, cool, cool. Great. Here he goes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
You'll let me know that this is wrong, right?
Daryl Crittenden
Absolutely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Eye contact. Ready? This is gonna go right in your face if I.
Xander Jeanneret
Great.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, no, don't look at it.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh, I got chills.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Mary Beth Baker
Making like a car.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah. Made Ivan happy.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, cool. I like that I have to write that breakdown.
Mary Beth Baker
Don't look at the gm. No cheating.
Daryl Crittenden
No cheating.
Xander Jeanneret
No cheating.
Ivan Van Norman
And if I could. If you get. If it helps, you can make a stack with your cards. And the brink will always be at the bottom of the stack. And you can put the other ones on top of it till I keep it secret.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. We are now going to set our stack. And you can. You can put them however you wish. Virtues, vices and moments. And you have knowing that when you burn or get rid of them, in order to do dice, you will have to do whatever is on top first. Which means you cannot get to your moment until the moment is on top.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Got it.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. But again, you may stack that however you wish, but the brink must be on the bottom.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
The brink must be on the bottom.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Ivan Van Norman
And the other, like the vice and the virtue and stuff can inform your character decisions, but you can only burn whatever is at the top first.
Daryl Crittenden
That's why he brings Andrew to every table.
Ivan Van Norman
Sorry, I don't mean to.
Daryl Crittenden
No, he just literally like having an assistant dm. It's the best.
Ivan Van Norman
Weird. I live. I'm the only one.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Wait, what?
Daryl Crittenden
Any more questions? Comments, Concerns?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah. What's our last?
Daryl Crittenden
The last one is simply to write your character name, your concept, your look. It's a little cheat sheet for who you are.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Got.
Daryl Crittenden
Excellent. Your story begins as the last decaying light of the sun begins to bend over the eastern horizon. As you have watched this decimating wave crash against Mount Fuji. And the last receding lights of the sun show you a horizon of pure water laid out all around you, with your lonely mountain peak sitting as the only crested top on this wide horizon. You are in a bed and breakfast on the side of this wonderful huge historical landmark that is part of the wonders that is nature. And in many ways, it has been incredibly peaceful, minus the clenching starvation that you occasionally have to deal with. People have come and go. Many people have actually found this place and have decided that that is not where they wish to stay and have left. And many people have decided that they need to do something other than just wait to die. And they have gone down the mountains to find whatever hope and purpose they may find on the bottom of the mountain. But for one reason or another, the four of you have stayed. And now you're out of food. You sit in this hollow, empty building after watching what is probably one of the most spectacular things to ever occur in your life. I'd like to know what you're thinking right now, Eve.
Mary Beth Baker
I am feeling weirdly lucky. I didn't know staying here was the right choice. I just didn't feel like going down the hill. And I made the right choice, and the four of us are here.
Daryl Crittenden
That's all that matters.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. How about you, Elliot?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I think we made a huge mistake in staying here. I think we should have gone down the hill with the rest of the group. I think we could have found something down there to maybe build a raft, construct something. Maybe even use part of the monolith itself. I think this is a huge mistake to still be up here. We're out of food. We need to go.
Ivan Van Norman
Oliver, listen. They left it to us. No one else is here. This is ours now. We have land. We have somewhere to go. We can create a stronghold here. We don't need. They have places to go. They have homes. They have families. We have nobody.
Daryl Crittenden
You have nobody. You have just you four.
Xander Jeanneret
Mary Beth, we have been chosen. Y'all don't even see that yet, but you need to have faith that we have been chosen here. There is a reason we did not go down that mountain. You were called to stay here, and we are gonna find a way out of this place.
Daryl Crittenden
So as you stand with both attitudes of this is a great stronghold versus we could have something better. This comes to your mind as you spend the next few hours watching as the water recedes drastically. And we're talking. Well, if I may be so bold, it's like watching a bathtub drain slowly out as the waterline just recedes feet by the minute, as the mountain slowly becomes more and more exposed. And as you look down with the limited night vision you have, as it is now dark, but the moon providing such a magnificent glow, being the size that it is in the sky now, you can see that it is just devastated and waste in front of you, many of the trees. And actually looking at the flotsam as the wave has pushed itself out towards the west, you can see that A lot of the water that is slowly receding is now filled with debris. Trees, parts of buildings, trash, all of it. As this tub of a world slowly comes down, what would you like to do?
Ivan Van Norman
Well, this is great. I mean, there's supplies down there. Now. There could be anything. I mean, plastic survives, right? It could be a first aid kit. There could be firewood, anything. We should go down there.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I agree with Oliver. I think we should get down there and see what's there and what we can use and maybe find a way off this island.
Mary Beth Baker
Seems a really big hike. I feel like if you two just did it.
Ivan Van Norman
Are you kidding me?
Mary Beth Baker
Now someone has to watch this.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
The more hands we have down there, the better.
Ivan Van Norman
The more things we could take back up.
Xander Jeanneret
I agree. This is an offering and we should accept it.
Mary Beth Baker
I go grab a bag and just start walking down by myself.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, so as Eve surreptitiously grabs a backpack, you three, are you just going to be taking.
Ivan Van Norman
This is nighttime, right?
Daryl Crittenden
It is. It is the beginning of night.
Ivan Van Norman
The beginning of night, yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
The sun has set.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. We have. From the temple's emergency kit, we do have one flashlight, but it's sort of on its last legs. Yeah, it's a plastic flashlight for emergency type of thing. So I'm definitely gonna grab that. And, yeah, I don't really have a bag or anything.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. So at this point, whatever you can find, you will have to go in there. Usually at ten candles, it explicitly states that you have whatever is in your pocket. But in this kind of scenario, since you do have the hotel available to you, there is probably a limited amount of supplies that would be around, stuff that either hasn't been taken or you have as part of your personal effects that haven't been used up to this point. So I think that's a fair assessment. Flashlight is fine. So unless you tell me otherwise, what I'm hearing is you begin descending down the mountain. The first thing you notice when you start descending down the mountain is just how odd it is to smell the sea this high up just that crisp salt, kelp kind of intensity this high. When you have just left ostensibly large topiary and you're walking down the steep decline, knowing that you came up here originally with a cable car and came into this place. Whatever road you took, there is some remnants of it that you could potentially follow down. But if you were worried about being slowed down by tree density or anything like that, that has all been washed away at this point. So you begin to climb down, and it's minutes pass. An hour passes, Half an hour. What I mean is an hour and a half passes and you still find yourself walking and you just can't believe how fucking tall this thing is as you get down. But you are hungry, and you're definitely far enough away from where you are at the point where the hotel is that you basically start to see the scattered remains of all of the forests that were laid out around now laying on top of each other. In fact, I don't know if any of you have seen gone to Oregon or seen clear cutting or anything like that. When they just clear out large swaths of trees and lay it down, it's very similar to that. The mud is just thick because it's wet, and the dirt is there, a lot of it just eroded away. So you're either walking on irregular rock or you're just ankle deep in mud as you're continuing to move down. And the first true obstacle that gets in your way is a mishmashed pile of logs that have seemed to serativitously just pile itself right in front of you. It's not so big that you couldn't go around, but it's also the first major pile of wood you've seen in a long time as well, too. What would you like to do?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I think we go around it. There's no point in risking going over the top and somebody spraining an ankle or twisting a wrist or something.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, you can absolutely go around.
Ivan Van Norman
Is there some way we could use this? It's a lot of wood. It's wet, but I don't know.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I mean, I'm not carrying a tree back up a mountain, especially not Mount Fuji.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, you're right. 16 is all you need. Oh, all right. Two sixes. I will take these ones for myself. You are welcome, by the way, at any time to burn whatever you'd like to reroll these, but I'll hold onto them in the meantime. So you. Actually, at this point, I don't have any dice to work with. So, Elliot, I'm giving you narration rights. Would you like to tell me how you very easily avoid this immensely large pile of fallen trees?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Well, I say we go up to the high ground and go around over the top. Because if we go around to the bottom, then there's a chance there's something up top waiting on us to drop down on us. So I want to go up to the top.
Daryl Crittenden
So you climb over it?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
No, no, I want to go. It's up against a crest and I want to climb up on the side of the mountain so we can peek around just to make sure that there's nothing there.
Daryl Crittenden
It's a good thing you did as well, too, because the reason that crest, the way that it's sitting on top of each other, if you had just gone directly around the trees onto it, it actually had a pretty steep drop off with what was a fairly largely eroded base. The trees had basically stopped a large amount of the mud, which had piled up into it, but it was a fairly large drop off on the other side. So going around the crest was a good idea.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Lucky us.
Ivan Van Norman
It's like a dam. Like, did it stop the water?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I mean, it looks like it's just piled up here. I don't. I don't. I don't really know. I mean, it stopped the water, but I don't think it's going to stop another wave like that. I think it'll bust it.
Mary Beth Baker
There is a dam here. Why don't we look for, I don't know, stuff it caught, like bugs or fish or seaweed items.
Ivan Van Norman
I'll examine with you. I'll go down at the base.
Daryl Crittenden
So just looking for whatever organic material or non organic.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm looking for plastics and things like that that have washed up too.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Let's see if anything got caught in this small break that was generated on the side of the mountain. Why don't you go ahead, Eve? Okay. It was your idea.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm split.
Mary Beth Baker
Got 16 and 1 1.
Daryl Crittenden
Aw, I didn't see. Let me take mine and see if I can steal narration rights from you. Oh, so the six will give me narration rights on this?
Ivan Van Norman
You could burn if you want to. To reroll.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, I did have the one. Okay, then you can reroll that one. One that I took from you.
Mary Beth Baker
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
How are you? You're doing your vice, though, which is on top, Right. So roll it. First of all, if you get another six, then you get narration rights, please.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, girl. Oh, yeah. That was risky.
Daryl Crittenden
That's fine. I. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you how it happened, and I'm gonna tell you how you were a fuggin bossy girl while you were doing that. So, Eve, as you already pretty much established at this point, you were going to be ranger in this party and move straight forward with whatever. And if they followed you, great, whatever. You basically start coming around and start pulling through the muck. You're just looking through, passing stuff around. And as you basically start to pull this muck and this wood around, you hear a. As you look above you and you see that you've pulled enough mud away that it has now shifted. The large logs that were above you have shifted and started to twist and move. And it's only Oliver being with you right there at the moment to grab your arm and pull you away when one of the logs shift enough to basically fall right down. Just right where you were a moment ago.
Ivan Van Norman
Jesus Christ, woman. You gotta be careful.
Mary Beth Baker
I thought I was being careful.
Ivan Van Norman
You were tearing through that like it was a bag of candy.
Mary Beth Baker
Well, aren't we hungry?
Ivan Van Norman
Common sense.
Mary Beth Baker
The longer we take, the faster we're gonna die out here.
Daryl Crittenden
Look, you look at the logs that have shifted as a result of you pulling it down, and in it, you've noticed that the bit of logs have actually made a perfect cage for what appears to be an SUV that's been lodged deep inside of this group of trees at the moment. Yes.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, shit.
Xander Jeanneret
Hey, y'all, I'm still up on this ridge right now. I know y'all having a moment, but I actually think I see a vehicle. Is that accurate?
Ivan Van Norman
What? Examine. Can I get close without it?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, you can look at it. Yeah, you can look at it. So you definitely. I mean, it is impossible to see inside. Cause it is covered in seaweed and dirt. And you can actually see there's, like a fish flopping somewhere on top of it.
Ivan Van Norman
Is it, like, pinned and, like vertical, like we'd be looking down into the windshield, or is it like.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, it's horizontal. So if you imagine, like this clump of horizontal trees, this thing basically built like a cage around it. And when she moved enough of the dirt to shift the logs so that you can actually see through it at the moment, yes.
Ivan Van Norman
And so the windshield is exposed.
Daryl Crittenden
Windshield's exposed. And the wild part is that it looks fairly dry inside of there. Yeah.
Mary Beth Baker
You guys are welcome that I found this for us.
Xander Jeanneret
You are our fisherman.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
What?
Xander Jeanneret
You found it?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Don't think that luck like this is going to last. So just don't do stuff like that again, okay? You got lucky. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We don't even know if this thing's gonna drive. It's been underwater. It's been surrounded by trees.
Mary Beth Baker
We got a fish.
Ivan Van Norman
Listen, you're a smug guy. This thing's not gonna drive, but there might be something inside.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah. So let's just. Let's take it easy. Let's put the fish in the bag. Let's take it easy.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. So the fish is not going to consent to being taken. You're grabbing it, and it's Flopping and it's very mad. But you do pound it into submission eventually. You do, you do whoever.
Mary Beth Baker
I feel like you do.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
And it does, it does relent to going into the bag eventually. And it is, you know, I'm not terribly familiar actually at this point it could be any fish in the ocean, so.
Ivan Van Norman
And you could tell me any fish and it would make a difference.
Daryl Crittenden
It is a mid sized fish.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
As long as it's got scales.
Mary Beth Baker
It's a medium sized mackerel.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, there we go.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It's a mackerel. Mackerel Saba.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Cool. I know.
Mary Beth Baker
I love fish.
Daryl Crittenden
And right now that's about as much as you've been able to glean. Because the one challenge is that even though the digging has exposed that a car is inside of there, it is 100% lodged in this clump of trees. Right. So really the only way and if the intent is to get in the car, to try to find things that are around it, you do see an exposed window that someone could wiggle through the logs to go through.
Ivan Van Norman
Hey, church lady, you're up there. Can you grab a branch and break these windows or something? Better than us doing it down here.
Xander Jeanneret
Absolutely, yes. I am going to throw some things onto the windshield as hard as I can.
Ivan Van Norman
Is that glass houses?
Xander Jeanneret
Is that all right? Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Phrase V's name.
Daryl Crittenden
So you're basically looking for something large that you could, without getting too close to it, just chuck the rock down?
Xander Jeanneret
Yes, correct.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. I would love a.
Mary Beth Baker
Did you say you're gonna throw things down at this car?
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
So do take cover in case I do miss and it bounces.
Mary Beth Baker
I'm a move by.
Daryl Crittenden
All right, go ahead.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
1611. Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. So he has to get one six.
Ivan Van Norman
Dang it.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
So you could reroll that one if you want to use your thing. Otherwise he'll take narration on it.
Xander Jeanneret
I am burning my card.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, so it is a success though. You do have a six. So it just. It's determined to determine who narrates the success is all. So I imagine at this point, since you're being very deliberate about not being in the mess of trees while you take this is you start grabbing whatever decent sized rock you can find and you've got to get arm deep in the mud in order to even get that. So as you're kind of moving the slosh around and you're kind of feeling as the very wet ground beneath you is just sliding down ever so lightly, you do find a couple of Larger than skipping stone, but not bowling ball size kind of situations. And you kind of size yourself up and you just start throwing rocks at a windshield and a couple of them bounce off of the wood. More pepper as you kind of are trying to get your aim. But the last one that you throw, the last one that you hold onto goes down with enough force that you actually see its spiderweb just across. And you see it has definitely made a reasonable impact on top of that thing.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes. Well, I was shot put champion at Ridgecrest High. Okay. So if I can throw anything, it's gonna be me.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, if the shot putting is this.
Xander Jeanneret
Action, then yes, you know, it's hearsay.
Ivan Van Norman
It's been a while.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay, it's been a while.
Daryl Crittenden
So, I mean, you've very much. Like that window is going to go, you know, perfect.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So does anybody just want to try the door handle before we throw any more rocks?
Ivan Van Norman
I can tell you right now, it's pretty pinned in there. It doesn't look like the doors are going to open.
Daryl Crittenden
You'd have a little bit of wiggle room.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Potentially digging has not been successful for us. I just.
Ivan Van Norman
Hey, take the lead, smart guy.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Can I try a door handle? Just.
Daryl Crittenden
If you would like to crawl in there and start wiggling the door handle. All means make a compliment.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Everybody else, like, just stay back. Let me just try the door handle. Just let me try.
Ivan Van Norman
Be my fucking guest.
Mary Beth Baker
You do realize she broke the windshield already, right?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah, but it's not open. It's just broken.
Mary Beth Baker
You just kick windows.
Xander Jeanneret
He's gotta do it his way.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, all right, so you got one. And I will roll to see if I can take over narration rights. Nope. Elliot, would you kindly take over narration rights and tell me how you successfully get this door open?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So I'm able to pull the door. It's unlocked. I'm able to pull it open just enough that I can reach my hand in and roll down the manual door windows, and then the door windows are down, and then all we have to do is just one of us. I'm here. I'll crawl in and just look around and see what's in this car and see if there's any first aid kits, a clif bar, anything. Is that okay with everybody? Do you want to throw anything else? Do you want to dig anything else?
Mary Beth Baker
I know you're trying to make us feel stupid, but I feel like I found the car, so I'm still good. I don't know these two.
Xander Jeanneret
I broke the windshield.
Ivan Van Norman
I got a fish.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Awesome.
Mary Beth Baker
We're doing Great.
Xander Jeanneret
We're doing real good.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm super. I'm going to go in the car.
Daryl Crittenden
You're going to go in the car and start looking. All right, Elliot, I wouldn't actually consider this too much of a conflict, but the going inside, what I am more interested in is just what you could potentially find. So that's why I'm making you roll right now. It's not so much that.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Should I say what I'm hoping to find?
Daryl Crittenden
I would love to hear what you're hoping to find.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm hoping to find a road flare kit broken down. There you go. I forget what they're. Is this just road. Roadside. Roadside kit. Roadside kit. And I'm hoping to find just a stash of snacks. I'm hoping it's a mom car.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
With just like, some applesauce packets.
Daryl Crittenden
Absolutely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And some.
Daryl Crittenden
Go for it.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So one success and one I feel like I should burn. We're down to just three. I'm gonna.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, and this is perfect, too.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Burn a hoarder. So, yeah, roll that one.
Daryl Crittenden
You already have the success, so let's just talk about that one real quick.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So I roll it again. Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And then the hoarder.
Daryl Crittenden
Another one. I will take that from you. Yes. And I actually need to ask for narration rights at this point.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Be.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, that's two sixes.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, no.
Mary Beth Baker
Goodness gracious.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Elliot, as you begin wading through the car, you can see that while it's dry on the inside, it 100% was submerged at some point inside of there. You are correct. This was a mom car for sure. And, you know, because of the distinct car seat that is sitting in the back of the vehicle right now. Also because of the bodies that are in the backseat, you can't see them because they are. Whatever was in the car seat has been covered by some kind of blanket. But the adult body that is lying in the backseat is definitely an adult. And in that you see. Well, totes. Totes of plastic encased stuff. And it's opaque. So what is in there exactly is hard to tell, but there are at least several on either side of the car seat.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I mean, I'm gonna grab everything I can. I'm not gonna look at. I don't want to look at anything. I just want to get this stuff. I'm gonna. It's gonna be a. They. They've been irresponsible so far, so I'm just gonna keep some of this stuff back for me just to keep it safe. I'll give it to them when they're ready for it, but they're not ready for it yet.
Daryl Crittenden
So you're going to take some of the stuff and put it into your bag.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
A situation of one for them, one for me, two for them, one, two for me, that kind of thing, and just hang on to some stuff and just. I'm keeping it safe. I'm doing the right thing.
Daryl Crittenden
Great, great. So you come out with totes in hand and you bring it down. You all see, like, Elliot basically bringing these totes out.
Mary Beth Baker
Dang. Good job, Elliot. You did something.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah. It was not good in there.
Daryl Crittenden
What?
Mary Beth Baker
What do you mean it's not good?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
His body's. It's not good in there.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm sorry.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It's okay.
Xander Jeanneret
We need to bury them. Absolutely. We need to bury them.
Ivan Van Norman
That is not a priority. That is not the priority.
Xander Jeanneret
What do you mean this is not a priority?
Ivan Van Norman
It's not the right religion.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
They're buried. They're under trees, they'll be under mud. They're buried just as much as anyone.
Ivan Van Norman
Else in this godforsaken city.
Mary Beth Baker
Guys, this is. I don't know about you, but this is my first time encountering bodies. Usually people just disappear. We were on top of that hill for so long and people just kept leaving, but we. I knew people were dying, but jeez.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm going down to the car and I'm just gonna save the dark.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm gonna try to stop you.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. Oh, well, I think in this. I haven't had a strong contested roll in a long time.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, no.
Daryl Crittenden
But I think in this circumstance, I'm just gonna give you both dice equal to what the current candle or what the current leftover candle situation is, and then we'll go from there. This might not be par for the course on the rule book, so sorry, Steve and Dewey, if I'm messing this up, but it is what I would like to do.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. And we're just doing successes. The ones don't go to you.
Daryl Crittenden
The ones don't go to me.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
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Daryl Crittenden
One success, one six and she failed. Okay, so I actually think I know what's happening. Please. Great. First of all, so as Mary Beth, as you're continuing to come down and Oliver is doing everything he can to stop you, he is, you know, has a little more body mass in you at the moment. And if he's ostensibly denying you this opportunity to do what you think is the right thing in order to bring these people to rest in there. So even though he's physically stopping you, you know, I would like to know what you want to do about it. Other if your option is to not Be able to go to the car. How do you feel?
Ivan Van Norman
So, just to give you an image, you've tried to hit me with both your hands. And I've gotten both of your wrists and turned you around so I'm right next to your face as I'm holding you. Constricting. You don't know. You haven't seen a dead body. You don't need to see this. Okay? I'm sparing you.
Xander Jeanneret
Your greed is sparing no one. These people have died, and we have stolen from them.
Ivan Van Norman
They're dead. They can't. They don't need this stuff. We do.
Xander Jeanneret
Well, I have someone that I gotta answer to when this is all over, and I know where I'm going. So you can hold me down, but I am still gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna say a mantra for these people.
Ivan Van Norman
I am saving you from seeing these people behind your eyelids every night before you go to sleep.
Xander Jeanneret
Well, you're the one who's not gonna be sleeping after this.
Ivan Van Norman
See if I care. I'll let her go.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Fuck.
Daryl Crittenden
So as Oliver kind of storms off and Mary Beth does what she feels like is absolutely her right to do for these people. You take this opportunity to kind of watch as this confrontation goes off. And that is the moment when you start to feel movement below your feet. The ground is sliding ever so slowly beneath you.
Mary Beth Baker
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. I think. Is this a mudslide? This is a mudslide. I don't know.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We need to go down with it.
Ivan Van Norman
You know, what if we get in the car? We got to get in the car.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh, God.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We get in the car, then we're trapped in a car.
Ivan Van Norman
He protected them.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
They were. It won't happen twice. I say we go with the mudslide. You swim it like it's. Like it's the surf.
Ivan Van Norman
What?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
That's what you do. I saw it on, like, a show once. You swim it like it's the surf.
Ivan Van Norman
What?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
You swim with the mudslide. You go with it. You swim and stay on top.
Mary Beth Baker
No, we're gonna get covered by the mud, and we're gonna suffocate.
Daryl Crittenden
It starts to move now a little more.
Mary Beth Baker
I jump in the car.
Xander Jeanneret
I jump in the car.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm gonna follow.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay, I'm getting in the car, too.
Daryl Crittenden
So you all kind of come together at this point as he has this plan and Elliot launches into it. You all kind of jump into this car. As you start to hear the as just out and pounds and pounds of mud just now start to push and you can hear, actually, before even the mud, you can hear the creaking and the bending of wood as the weight and pressure of this earth is now starting to bend the trees around you. And you can hear the snapping of whatever leftover branches are on these stripped piles of wood as the metal bends ever so slightly from the pressure that's being put onto it. You just see this thing start to slide from the little bit of the shattered window that you can see in front of you. You start to see movement as you just all are just barreling down.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I put on my seatbelt.
Daryl Crittenden
I know what you are trying to do, and I appreciate that, which is why I'm letting you roll for the structural integrity of this one window.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hey, Mary Beth.
Daryl Crittenden
No successes, which means we end this. All right, we have nine truths in which to speak about the story moving forward. What is going to happen is we now have an opportunity, now that this scene has ended, we are going to speak nine truths about this story right now. And that can be anything in the context of what is happening right now. It can even flash forward a little bit, or it can be something around the greater story, the context in general. All right, so if you'd like, normally, Elliot, since the conflict failure was on the roll that you made, I would have you speak the first truth as a little bit of a. Here you go. For the benefit of it. But if you would like an example, I am happy to go first.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I could use an example. I kind of get the concept. I just want to make sure.
Daryl Crittenden
Absolutely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
In the right tone.
Daryl Crittenden
So the first truth. And there is nine of these, because there is nine candles left. The first truth is, of course, the world is dark. All right. But the first truth that we will speak for this is that the mudslide carries you down to the bottom of the mountain. And then we would go to Eve.
Ivan Van Norman
Are we doing it, or was that the example?
Daryl Crittenden
Well, that's actually a good point.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'll go ahead. Go ahead, Ellie, go ahead. Sorry. The car fills with mud.
Daryl Crittenden
That's it. That's all you need to say. The car fills with mud. That takes you to the bottom of the mountain.
Mary Beth Baker
We can now see the bottom of the closest monolith.
Ivan Van Norman
The car still runs.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh. 1, 2, 3, 4. Mary Beth, hold on.
Xander Jeanneret
We can now see the closest monolith.
Daryl Crittenden
I've never had anyone write down, you're gonna be writing a lot of truths.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I just wanna make sure I don't forget anything.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, the car still runs.
Ivan Van Norman
And you can piggyback off of anything else. That's been said. Or do something completely off.
Xander Jeanneret
I see a boat.
Daryl Crittenden
You see a boat. Back to you, Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We're not alone down here.
Daryl Crittenden
Excellent. You have about a foot of mud on top of the car.
Mary Beth Baker
There are lights on in the boat.
Daryl Crittenden
And I think that leaves you with the last one.
Ivan Van Norman
Last one. The child is still alive.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I like to restate. Xander.
Xander Jeanneret
Sorry.
Ivan Van Norman
It's what came to mind. I was like, that's interesting.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, so we start back with nine dice for this scene. And we. We start inside of the vehicle. You are inside of this suv. And because of the integrity of the window, it broke. And mud did start to pour inside of this vehicle because you were all moving at a certain velocity, going down at God knows what kind of pace you are attached to. The relative spread seemed to mitigate it, just pouring in constantly so it was trickling down. But since you were all moving together so fast, it didn't really start to come on in full until you finally rested and settled. And all of you just scream as you're just riding this cable car of hell down this mountainside with all of the mud around you as you barrel towards. And once everything starts to settle, it's at that moment that you realize that there are not four screams inside of this building, but there are five screams that are coming in here. And one of them is so high pitched and wailing that you are just aghast at what's happening. And you can see the small blanket in the car seat start to wiggle and move. The mud is pouring into the window now at a pretty consistent rate. What do you do?
Xander Jeanneret
I immediately go to the baby.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
And I take the blanket and I slowly pull it down and I give a hopeful look on my face. And I know that I don't speak the language, but I'm just looking at this child and I'm going, it's okay. It's okay. And I'm looking for bruises, I'm looking for bleeding, I'm looking for any limb of the child that could be broken, for any physical damage to this child.
Daryl Crittenden
The child is terrified. And even your comforting face is just not enough to keep it from where it is. And it is ashen gray, but it doesn't seem to be bleeding or anything broken. The car seat, for what it's worth, protected the child very well. It seems to be about 18 months old. And besides being very wet and you can tell that it is soiled, that is all you know.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay. So I immediately. I'm not holding the baby. Physical contact, skin to Skin, comfort.
Daryl Crittenden
You have it. You have the child as you hold onto it with all of your might.
Ivan Van Norman
So as this car has been going down, you two had kind of made your way to the back seats where the people are, and we're up in the front. And I thought that you had gotten into the driver's seat, but it turns out that I'm in the driver's seat because it's fans. And as we're falling down and we hear all this happening, I see the dome light at the top. It sort of flickers on and off, and something is like, wait.
Daryl Crittenden
What?
Ivan Van Norman
Wait a second. It has battery. So as things are filling up, I try to start the engine. I got this. I'm a truck driver. Ay, ay, ay. Oh, one and a six.
Daryl Crittenden
All right, one. One and a six. Yeah. I don't have a dice to roll. So you have full narration rights over this situation.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. So it's just constantly. And finally it starts running. The engine turns over.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, my God.
Ivan Van Norman
But I can tell that it's not long for this world. Like, it's full of stuff. So it's barely. Barely running. But I slam my foot on the gas, and it's enough to sort of create this sort of splash of mud and things going past. So we're not going anywhere. But the spinning tires are making sort of, like this path. So the mud has stopped kind of coming in. We're still, like, pretty full up in it.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. And you can feel it. It seems, especially since the traction of the mud is. Is not great. It's more fishtailing.
Ivan Van Norman
Exactly.
Daryl Crittenden
Against, you know, force that is in front of it than it is really pushing forward. But you can tell as long as you're keeping that accelerator down and you can see the RPMs are jumping up.
Ivan Van Norman
Smoke and stuff.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah, smoke. We're in mud. You need to turn it off. That's going to give us CO2 poisoning.
Daryl Crittenden
7.
Ivan Van Norman
We're going to get buried if we don't stay afloat somehow. Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Let's just get out of here.
Ivan Van Norman
Just hold your breath.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. So what's the plan?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We gotta get. Look, check the radio, see if there's anything. Then let's get out of the car.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes. Check the radio.
Ivan Van Norman
Do you wanna do. I'm kinda busy.
Mary Beth Baker
All right. I just slam the power button and try to find a station.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, my. All right. You just are hitting seek as things are going through, and precious seconds are happening as you watching the spinning numbers just trail through. And then you make the decision to swap to another. Like FM2. And you watch as the numbers are trailing through. And then you hit it again and you slap it to am. And you watch as the numbers trail through and it stops. And you just hear this vibrant, ethereal, almost bone penetrating hum that just is inside of your body. And you can hear it just. And there's something. Something inside of this humming. And you can hear it. You can hear it, Eve. It's just on the edge of your consciousness. Like, you can tell there are voices somewhere buried deep within that static. And you can't put your finger on it.
Mary Beth Baker
Guys, this is not. This is. This is wrong. This is wrong. Get out. Get out. Get out of the car.
Ivan Van Norman
Get out. It's a mudslide.
Mary Beth Baker
We have to get out of this car. He's right. We have to get out of this car. This is wrong. This is all wrong.
Ivan Van Norman
I'll shut it off.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, Shut it off. And you can see that actually for a moment, you were starting to. The mud that was in front of you in the front door. And the baby is still wailing this whole time. But you can see in front of you that the mud is slightly lighter than it is. With the darkness behind you, you aren't far from the top.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, we made it back up.
Daryl Crittenden
Not back up. I'm just saying you're not far from the top of the mudslide.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, I thought you meant Mount Kuju.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, no, no, no, no. My bad. No, the truth was that you were at the bottom, yes. But you are not far from the top of the crest of the mudslide.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We can bust through this. Let's go.
Ivan Van Norman
Has it settled down?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, the mud has started to settle. There's still mud oozing in, but not at like a. Because it's extremely viscous.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And the more that it oozes, the longer that it's gonna take to get out, the more calories we burn, the harder it is. Let's go. Let's dig out. You're first. You're in the front seat.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Climb out. Yeah. Climb out. Climb out. Climb out of that mud. First. Out.
Ivan Van Norman
No successes in two ones. I gotta. I hate this mud. I hate getting dirty.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Dang it.
Daryl Crittenden
Take your one, two ones.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Two ones again.
Daryl Crittenden
No.
Ivan Van Norman
Ow. Oh, no.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oliver. Cash.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, you're so. You're so evil right now. What is happening in your eyes right now?
Ivan Van Norman
Just.
Daryl Crittenden
The scene has ended. So.
Ivan Van Norman
So no successes in.
Daryl Crittenden
No successes.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, God.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh.
Daryl Crittenden
Already the scene ends. I did not expect that.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Wow.
Daryl Crittenden
Let's speak some truths about what has transpired. We have eight now in which to work with.
Ivan Van Norman
And we can move forward in the story too. So we can say along the lines of like, we got out fine and we're now. You can if you want. Or we could live this moment too.
Daryl Crittenden
You could live this moment too.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I believe you start. Since you screwed the pooch.
Ivan Van Norman
That's right.
Daryl Crittenden
It is. It is yours now, Oliver.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. We. Mm. Mm. Okay. We know these things to be true. The world is dark.
Daryl Crittenden
The world is dark. Yes. Thank you.
Ivan Van Norman
And the baby is fine.
Daryl Crittenden
The baby is fine. Right. Mary Beth, you get to begin the next truth.
Xander Jeanneret
When everything was going on in the boat. I mean, in the car, before we got out of it, I was just looking towards the boat and I saw shadows.
Daryl Crittenden
So there are shadows outside of the mudslide?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, on the boat.
Daryl Crittenden
We'll keep there.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
On the boat.
Xander Jeanneret
On the boat.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Shadows on the boat.
Daryl Crittenden
We'll keep there. Yes, Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We find a little. Let's call it a cave.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes, you find a cave. So are we. I'd like to establish that if you want to get out of this mudslide. In order to find a cave, a truth will have to be speaking. Cause otherwise, we've ended the scene with Oliver attempting to climb out from the car at this moment.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We get out of the car.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. We already established that you're at the base of the monolith.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Mm.
Daryl Crittenden
We've discussed that. The shadows are them.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Eve, how does their shadows.
Mary Beth Baker
We. After exiting the car, we've set up a small camp away from the boat. Because we're not sure what's in the deck.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. So I'm sorry. That was a small camp.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Ivan Van Norman
The boat is close enough to swim to.
Daryl Crittenden
Right? Swimming mud.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Wade.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. And I believe we are at seven.
Xander Jeanneret
Six.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yes, this will be seven.
Daryl Crittenden
I know.
Xander Jeanneret
I just want to say, like.
Daryl Crittenden
What?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm so scared. Can I. Can I say I found a machine.
Mary Beth Baker
Gun.
Xander Jeanneret
Or like a bomb or like a. Or like a thing that grenade. Can I say I found a grenade. I found a grenade.
Daryl Crittenden
You found a grenade?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm not holding it, though, because I'm having a baby. No, it's not both.
Daryl Crittenden
The tenacity, the desire to have that I. Duly noted. Thank you.
Xander Jeanneret
I found one grenade.
Daryl Crittenden
And you get the last one.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Elliot, only Mary Beth and I know about the grenade.
Xander Jeanneret
I love that.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Not having. And then blow it up.
Ivan Van Norman
I would never.
Daryl Crittenden
Alright.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, that leaves us in our next scene, which I think it's appropriate to say that the little camp that you have set up is Actually directly on top of the vehicle. So you've managed to at least climb up and the car has settled and is a stable enough structure that the roof that you. Both the trunk, the roof and the hood are kind of unstable enough that you can sit there and rest and absorb basically what has happened. Because everything you've attempted to walk to, in and around. If we're talking about the boat being within swimming distance, this mud is like quicksand. As soon as you step into it, just starts immediately absorbing you. And it took a couple of strong hands to pull up whoever was first to make that venture into the space. And the monolith is within throwing distance of where you are right now.
Ivan Van Norman
What does the material look like that we can see that it's.
Daryl Crittenden
Since it's within throwing distance, you're looking at it. It is. Is almost like chiseled onyx. It is a hard line making each one of its. And there is no windows, no doors, nothing that you can see. You can't tell how much of the monolith is buried under the mud at this moment, since with your dark vision, you basically just see enough of it before it is. Is lost into darkness above you. But I don't think anyone has been this close to one before. Good night.
Mary Beth Baker
Since we've gotten out of the car, I've made my camp. Little area on the hood of the car. And I've been staring at the monolith this entire time. We've been there for maybe an hour or so, maybe. And I can see the monolith within the throne distance. So I just kind of dangle my arms off the side of the car, grabbing debris, just trying to throw it at the mud.
Daryl Crittenden
You watch small arcs of dissipating goo just flop into the mud around it. And it's. I have to say, the picture that I'm painting in my head of this lazy chucking is quite a contrast to Mary Beth sitting with this crying baby on her shoulder at the moment.
Ivan Van Norman
And I'm with you. Hey, I don't have anything against you, all right? I thought I was protecting you. And I'm sorry for what just happened. I just want you to know that.
Daryl Crittenden
Are you admitting your feelings right now?
Ivan Van Norman
Maybe not quite.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Xander Jeanneret
It's okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
It's all right. We found life where we thought there was death. You and I have no quarrel.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And we buried the mom. So kudos to us. We need to come up with a plan. We can't just sit here and hope that something's gonna work out. There's Something happening on that boat. I'm not comfortable with it. I don't want to be this close to the monolith. I want to get off this car. I'm going to figure out a way.
Ivan Van Norman
A way to what?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
To get out of here.
Ivan Van Norman
To where?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It doesn't. This is nowhere. Let's go nowhere. Somewhere else. Somewhere away from the monolith.
Ivan Van Norman
We should hike back up. We should take over a stronghold and. And keep there.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oliver.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah? Look, I know, okay? I know.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Think. How many calories would it take to get up there?
Ivan Van Norman
It doesn't. Who cares?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I care. Because we only have about 2 and 2,3000 calories between all of us to share. That would get maybe one of us about halfway up there. Going up is a fool's dream.
Ivan Van Norman
Listen, we're not gas tanks, alright? We can go. We have persistence. We have willpower, Okay? I don't need carbs.
Mary Beth Baker
Do you all even know what this thing is? This monolith thing? Do you all even know why. Why this is happening?
Ivan Van Norman
It's the cause of all our fucking problems.
Mary Beth Baker
Maybe this is just how it's gonna go, guys. I don't know. I don't. How are we supposed to get out of here? And if we get out of here, like you said, there's maybe there's nothing else out there. I mean, we're the last four people left on this stupid planet. What's the point of going anywhere? We should just.
Ivan Van Norman
Just what?
Mary Beth Baker
Why are we running away from this thing? It's gonna kill us anyway. Should we figure out what it is?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
There's five of us.
Xander Jeanneret
There's five of us.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And you're more than welcome to stay here. I'm gonna take the food I got out of the car and I'm gonna take myself and figure out a way off this car.
Xander Jeanneret
I think we need to leave. We've been seen. There's things moving around here and I don't feel safe.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
She finally makes sense.
Xander Jeanneret
And y'all need to keep your voice is down when you're having an argument.
Daryl Crittenden
Fine.
Mary Beth Baker
Don't you think those things can see us? We're sitting on top of this car in plain view of the big black thingy and the boat full of scary thingies. And there's.
Ivan Van Norman
You wanna go look? You wanna go see what's there?
Mary Beth Baker
They can already see us.
Xander Jeanneret
Well, I don't wanna stay in a mousetrap, okay? So let's go.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So I have an idea. I want to look in the car and see if there is like a cover for the tailgate. Area and see if that's something I can spread out and disperse my weight, and we can maybe, like, hopscotch it or leapfrog it from one piece to the next so we can disperse our weight.
Daryl Crittenden
So, like.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Cardboard car seat. Pull the chairs out.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I get you something to spread around. Lily pad. That's the word I was looking for. Thank you.
Daryl Crittenden
So I think I can tell you with confidence that the. At the very, very least, the protective floor mats that would usually be on all of the seats that are kind of laid out in order for you to pull out, and then spray it down with a hose and put it back in. Shiny and new, Right? These are all in the car. And that will give at least two people the snowshoe kind of traction that I think you're looking for.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Great. I think Oliver and I should go get closer to the boat. See what those shadows are. I know we think it's them, but we also thought there were two dead beings in the car. We've been wrong before. Let's get close. You don't want to go anywhere, so you get your wish. You're babysitting, so.
Ivan Van Norman
Oliver, what if I want to babysit? Why don't you fucking go?
Xander Jeanneret
That's fine.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Well, there's a nurturer, and then there's what you are.
Ivan Van Norman
You don't know me, buddy. You don't know what I'm capable of. All right? I don't get a chance to have that anymore. Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Because of this. Cause the world is over, and I.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Am super sorry for that. The baby's already kind of bonded. I think it's gonna be less crying, less attention if we leave the baby still. You and I can go. You can yell at me the whole way over there. You can tell me what a piece of shit I am every step of the way.
Ivan Van Norman
You already know it. Then it doesn't have any bearing.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I look forward to this.
Daryl Crittenden
Let's hopscotch.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Come on. Sixes.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, two sixes. No ones.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, finally.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So we. I narrate.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, Elliot, by all means, we successfully.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hopscotch our way about ten yards out. Yeah, from. From the boat. And I say we post up here and observe. Are you good with that?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
I can't see anything, though.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Well, I can't see anything either. But there's lights on in there. Let's just wait and just see.
Daryl Crittenden
So you can. As you sit and stand on this stable patch of ground, you've collected your mud flaps to be able to do your movement the way you need. You look out and. And you can see this tiny glisten of light that is coming from this boat, this tiny emanation. And it seems like almost a halo of just safety. It's just. There's something so secure about seeing electric light that's still coming from anything. And as you look into it, the dancing light between your night vision and what that candle is able to give you is you can see there is movement in the mud. Something is swimming around the boat. And it seems every once in a while, you'll watch as something crests out for a moment, as if it's making some kind of dive. And then it will come up. And it's just the sound that it makes as it moves into this mud is like a mix of just vacuumous popping as it just comes up and down. And as it pops, it's one of its bubbles, and then just this slick, as if someone's just taking a piece of steel wool and just rubbing it up against a dish. Just this grating sound. And it's impossible to tell what exactly it is, just that they seem to be not. They seem to be attracted to the boat, but are not going on the boat.
Ivan Van Norman
I didn't know they could swim in mud.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I didn't know anything could swim in mud. I didn't know this could happen. I didn't know monoliths could shoot on the ground.
Daryl Crittenden
Eve, how are we feeling right now? Are we still just enjoying a little flick session?
Mary Beth Baker
I've.
Daryl Crittenden
Are we having deeper thoughts right now?
Mary Beth Baker
After arguing with everyone and hearing about how they stole into to survive, it made me feel confused. I go over to. After the two have left, I've gone over to Marybeth. So. Marybeth, I know you're super into, like, Jesus or something. Do you? How do you. You seem like you really, really, really believe in it, but this is something that this is real for you.
Xander Jeanneret
Absolutely.
Mary Beth Baker
How do you. How do you talk to your gods? What do they sound like?
Xander Jeanneret
It's like a stillness in your heart. It's a calming breath every time, in and out. There is a purpose for us. Don't you see that? We've been chosen, we've been saved, and we found life here.
Mary Beth Baker
I only see that we had very strange luck. And the voice that I've heard, what.
Xander Jeanneret
You think is luck, I think is faith. You understand?
Mary Beth Baker
It doesn't feel super good, this fate of yours.
Xander Jeanneret
You know what didn't feel good? When God gave his only son. That didn't feel good. Okay. But there are reason for that. That's why we are here. Do you want to pray?
Mary Beth Baker
No, I want you to listen to something. I go down into the car, I turn the key just to the electrical. And I want to play that sound for her to see if she can hear it too.
Xander Jeanneret
All right?
Daryl Crittenden
And you play the tone. And it is the static that I described earlier as coming into it. And not much has changed E from what I tell you about just that edge of consciousness. There just seems to be something. Maybe it's your imagination, maybe it's something there, but there is something. And it's not static like you would expect, because static would just skip over it in this. But there is a signal and it is a hum. And it is perfect. It is just like a harmony that is resonating. And for you it feels a bit abrasive. Just feels. It's uncomfortable, you know, there's some familiarity to it, but it is uncomfortable. And then Eve for you, it just is. It's alluring. It's hard to put your finger on it.
Xander Jeanneret
Turn it off.
Mary Beth Baker
Can't you feel something wrong?
Xander Jeanneret
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Mary Beth Baker
About this. No, listen. I try to turn it higher. Listen, this is. I think this is them. I think this is whatever is trying to destroy our world or already has. Maybe they're can communicate. Maybe we should be communicating.
Xander Jeanneret
You want to communicate with that?
Mary Beth Baker
Well, running away is doing. What are you going to do?
Xander Jeanneret
You going to hum? What are you going to do? I'm not communicating with that.
Daryl Crittenden
It starts to get to the point of where the battery dies, by the way. And the humming cuts out immediately. And you are back into the stillness. You cranked it so loud that you made the baby start to cry again. But it's stops abruptly and you are both left in the silence on top of the vehicle. When you cranked it up for that moment, that moment in which you lifted it up, you too could hear it from the 10 yards away that you were there. You definitely look back and you look back to hear this loud humming and their risen voices. Now the baby is starting to cry and. And you also see that what was swimming around the boat at the moment, you feel as something just. And you watch as something tall. But it's just a shape, a single shadow just lifts itself up out of the mud before it just slides back down into the muck again. And for a moment, as you look at it, there was something fucking human about it. Like it had. Like it was. Like it just heard something and it just starts diving into the muck. And the other one that you Felt was flying around if there was another one. Just other shapes that are there. They just dive under the mud and seem to disappear away from the boat's general direction.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Let's get on the boat.
Daryl Crittenden
What? We gotta get back.
Ivan Van Norman
What are they doing?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Who cares? Let's get on the boat. We can go back for them after we see what's on the boat.
Ivan Van Norman
Are you sure?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
They're fine. They're on the hood of the car. Nothing's gonna happen so loud though. They're gonna be loud here on the boat. What would you rather have them distracting? Whatever. Fish man.
Ivan Van Norman
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Let's go.
Daryl Crittenden
You know you. Scotland. Tim. Hip hop already. Skip, skip.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I don't want the response to get on the boat.
Ivan Van Norman
One six, no ones.
Daryl Crittenden
There you go.
Ivan Van Norman
I am nimble as fuck.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Why don't you narrate to me how you get onto this boat?
Ivan Van Norman
So we're having this argument and we're still relatively far away from the boat, but we're on these pads and we're starting to tug on them a little bit because this is like part of the process that we had figured out. And my foot sort of slips off of the pad and finds solid ground, which is unexpected because we saw them sort of dipping in and out, but the whole path is totally solid. And so I just take off towards.
Daryl Crittenden
The boat and just find solid rock the entire way there. And you hop straight into the boat. Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Like vault the railing.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. And you get in there and if this was another world and another place, you. It's actually so pristine and nice. I mean, there were still pools of water from it being carried out with what it is. But you could be fishing outside of Santa Monica Pier at this point. It's torn up, Everything's soaking wet. But it is a boat and the light is on and there's a door.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So after you. Let's open the door and go inside the cabin.
Ivan Van Norman
Fine.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
After me.
Daryl Crittenden
And Mary Beth. After this silence confronted and you now hear the baby continuing to wail. You watch as whatever you can 10 yards away is still probably within your darkvision to be able to see both of them just take off for the boat and what's going on in your minds right now? I'm sorry, I did not mean to interrupt this discussion you two are having. But are you still feeling it at this point or have you relented even?
Xander Jeanneret
I have a question. Did we see those things? No. We are unprivy to that.
Daryl Crittenden
Unprivy to that information. It's for the best.
Mary Beth Baker
I Have made up my mind about figuring out if the thing that's destroying us is sentient or figuring out what it is. I've made some sort of mental decision about that. I haven't said anything, though. And. Mary Beth, what are we gonna do with this baby? I mean, how are we gonna keep it alive? How are we gonna keep any of us alive? What are you planning to do with it?
Xander Jeanneret
Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Like we've been doing. We've made it this far. Look around you. You see anybody else? We've made it this far. We gonna make it a little bit farther.
Mary Beth Baker
To where?
Daryl Crittenden
To.
Xander Jeanneret
To where we create. This can't just be all it is.
Mary Beth Baker
I think. I think we need to find out what is still here to even enjoy in this world anymore. It looks like there's nothing left. Just this boat and this weird monolith.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, my God. Eve, listen. I don't have time right now to comfort you and comfort this child, okay? I'm sorry. I don't have the energy for it. I'm hungry. I'm cold. I want the two men to get back. I want to figure out what's our next step. But I want to sit here and have 40 in conversation with you. I'm sorry. I know it's not polite.
Daryl Crittenden
And at this point is when you start to at least feel more than see a displacement of mud as it slightly rocks the car that you are on at the moment.
Xander Jeanneret
Are you seeing that?
Mary Beth Baker
I think it's moving. I think it's moving. I think the mud's moving again.
Xander Jeanneret
What are we gonna do? Do we get back in the car?
Mary Beth Baker
I think. Get out.
Xander Jeanneret
Get out of the car. Get out of the car.
Daryl Crittenden
Are you going?
Xander Jeanneret
There are things swimming outside of the car.
Mary Beth Baker
I wanna see if I can find the spare tire in the car. Usually it's either in the trunk under the thing, or it's attached to the outside of the back of the car.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Mary Beth Baker
To detach it. So it's a little floaty for us to sit on and get out of there.
Ivan Van Norman
Tubing.
Daryl Crittenden
Put an actual spare tire on there. Okay. I don't think that's too difficult. So you dive back basically into the car in order to go and get this thing at that moment. Actually. Just give me a second to think.
Xander Jeanneret
I would also just like to say I've taken my coat off and I'm tying the baby around. Like. Yeah. But hard. Right. So if I have to jump, this kid is secure and I can use my limbs.
Daryl Crittenden
That's good. Give me just A second. This is important. Okay. Eve you back and dive into this car in order to basically rummage this last piece of tire that's in front of you as you hold onto and grab it and you start hauling it up. In the meantime, Mary Beth, as you're securing this child with every ounce of effort that you possibly can, you see something. Something. A light coming from the monolith. Some sliver of pure, iridescent, almost blinding light just opens as you see it first from your peripheral vision. But as you focus upon it, focusing upon it makes it bigger to where it almost seems to be a doorway leading straight into the structure itself. And this. This is the thing you notice as a large, semi sectional, nature lifts itself up out of the mud with tiny tentacles coming out of each of its side. And you see a long, open row of teeth that is glistening as it stares at you.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah. And you want to know what I do?
Daryl Crittenden
What do you do?
Xander Jeanneret
I hit a high. I hit a high C so loud that it hurts this thing's ears. And I have my fingers over the baby's ears and I am wailing. That's what I'm doing.
Ivan Van Norman
Black Canary.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, you know what I see? Two sixes. Good luck. Oh, no.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Did you.
Xander Jeanneret
You feel. Yeah, its ears are bleeding and it gets back into the ground.
Daryl Crittenden
So you hit a note that is so almost above human hearing that you can possibly strike. And as this thing gleams and looks down upon you, you watch as it kind of just starts to just rock back and forth as it just something about the tone that you have hit. And as it's wailing and as it's moving, the radio turns back on and that humming just starts to radiate across everywhere again. And you feel this thing dive back down into the mud, and you feel like for whatever had happened, whatever the moment it was, that perfect combination of those two things seem to have driven it for the moment, but not before its flails slap the side of the car as it makes its escape away from you and sends you toppling into the mud.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
I'm glad you approve.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
See how this is going mean back on the ranch?
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. All right.
Ivan Van Norman
So the boat has been pretty much picked clean at this point.
Daryl Crittenden
It's been picked clean not necessarily because someone has completely looted it, but also.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Because the ocean looted it.
Ivan Van Norman
Right.
Daryl Crittenden
So there is some waterlogged life vests and some water protected materials that you could look for inside of that are in the seats potentially. But as far as what is out for view, it is stripped.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I want to find a pair of water skis.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I don't find a bear one.
Daryl Crittenden
Thank you.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
That was hurtful.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, no. Success.
Daryl Crittenden
Before we establish the truth, I would like to point out that Mary Beth creating this distraction or deterrent was probably more accurate as whatever was in this mud has slid away from the car, is now barreling straight towards the boat, and it has no discernible desire to try to go around it. And that is the truth that I would like to speak after, of course, saying. The world is dark. Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Seven this time, Correct?
Daryl Crittenden
Seven.
Ivan Van Norman
And we can be anywhere in time. Like that time or forward.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Just letting me know.
Xander Jeanneret
Question.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Xander Jeanneret
The truth that I'm gonna say can involve their world because I don't know their world.
Daryl Crittenden
You can involve their world. Yes, absolutely. So I just. I remind you that I know that you gave yourself weaponry in the last time you did this. Truth. I just want to remind you that ten candles is not a game that you can win. Just a reminder. So.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Mary Beth Baker
Okay.
Xander Jeanneret
Like you think that.
Daryl Crittenden
But yes. Elliot, will you start off sloth.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Boy? I'm disheartened. I. I'm able to find some. Find some baby food.
Daryl Crittenden
Cool. Great. I already spoke mine.
Mary Beth Baker
We, Marybeth and I have safely escaped the car on two tires that we found. And we're just kind of pedaling our way towards the guys.
Xander Jeanneret
Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
Great. Around the tires.
Ivan Van Norman
After reuniting, I secretly kill the baby.
Xander Jeanneret
What?
Ivan Van Norman
But only one of you knows that I did that.
Daryl Crittenden
All right.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Seriously, why would you, like, even do that?
Ivan Van Norman
We'll talk about it later. If you ever find out that I did that. That's horrible.
Daryl Crittenden
I know. Well, you're up next, Mary Beth, with your truth.
Xander Jeanneret
Um, we make it into the cave.
Daryl Crittenden
You make it into a cave?
Xander Jeanneret
Cave into a cave.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Yes, absolutely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
We're able to find starter fire. This is the last one to you?
Daryl Crittenden
I think so.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oh, yay.
Daryl Crittenden
That light, only you can see it.
Ivan Van Norman
The light in the monolith.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I have a quick question. Who knows what you did? Do we establish that in the spot?
Ivan Van Norman
Eve knows.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay, so I'm just holding a dead baby?
Ivan Van Norman
No, no, no. I had gotten it away from you at some point to hold it and did it in secret.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And it died.
Xander Jeanneret
But the baby has died. We are aware it died. We just don't know that you killed it.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah.
Mary Beth Baker
You think it just, like, died of natural causes? I guess.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah. It's a suffocated it.
Daryl Crittenden
So we pick the scene back up with now seven candles inside of the cave. At this point, Marybeth and Elliot, you are aware that the child has succumbed and is no longer breathing, as you are aware of the small aura of light that you have generated as part of this campfire that you have in a small overhang that is basically generated. It's not so much a natural cave formation as it is a spill off of ruins from the city that have managed to block the mud enough that you can. Well, you're basically standing on the ruinous floors of probably an upper rise condo at this stage that is completely surrounded by the spill off from Mount Fuji. Marybeth, where are you in this cave right now, this makeshift hovel that has a small amount of light?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm not in the cave. I'm so upset that we lost this child, and I just don't want to do anything.
Daryl Crittenden
So you're just standing outside of the entrance?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, I'm lost in this moment, Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm eating baby food.
Mary Beth Baker
Eve, I'm trying to make way into the condo to see if I can find anything, any supplies or people or anything at all.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm helping. I gotta keep focused.
Daryl Crittenden
So you two are scrounging through whatever you can, continuing to look through. And it is quiet. This moment that you all shared on the car, it seems almost surreal, the only remnant being what has now been lost. And it's just surreal that just so short of a time ago, you were back up on this hotel on the top of Mount Fuji, and everything could have been normal. And now you're at the base of this muddy ruin, and Oliver and Eve, you continue to look. Is there anything specific you'd like to find? Or is it just food and gear and things?
Mary Beth Baker
I am looking for survival gear. So something like. Or I guess, kind of aquatic gear. So not water skis, but maybe you'd.
Daryl Crittenden
Like something to help you navigate the mud.
Mary Beth Baker
Yes. Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Because you did have a boat, and now the boat is gone.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
But if you'd like just something that will help you in the mud, go ahead. Okay. Two ones. No successes.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, no.
Daryl Crittenden
Are you gonna burn something?
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, yeah.
Mary Beth Baker
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Daryl Crittenden
All right, let's take your virtue and let's have you roll it.
Ivan Van Norman
Please, please, please, please. Otherwise, the chapter is over.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Please.
Mary Beth Baker
I know.
Ivan Van Norman
They add up to six.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Sorry.
Daryl Crittenden
No successes. I still would like to hear an act of selflessness that's in this process. Even if this thing has completely failed, and it has. In fact, this is more a somber moment in time, this scene that we've established, than anything else. I still want to hear some kind of selflessness come from Eve.
Mary Beth Baker
Oliver and I have been down digging through the inside of the condo, sort of wordlessly. I know he. I know we don't really get along, but now that the baby is gone, I feel like having less of us is worse than anything else I felt so far. We're digging through, I find a door. Looks like a closet door. So I figure there might be supplies in it. I can't open it, so I make Oliver go do it.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah. Yeah. I jump at the chance.
Mary Beth Baker
As he's opening it, he's standing on the wrong side of the door, and just a bunch of metal and boxes and debris because there's a hole in the ceiling from somewhere else just start to pour out. I think about saving him, and I just push him out of the way. But by doing that, I get caught. You get caught, I get stuck.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. And it falls on you instead.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. I think that is a great way to pick up. As we end this scene, we are now down to six dice.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Six truths.
Daryl Crittenden
Six. Six truths, six candles and Eve. We get to start with you. I'm perfectly okay, by the way, that being your truth. If you'd like it otherwise, you're welcome to speak a new one.
Mary Beth Baker
I think a new one is that we make it back out of the condo. Except I. I can't use my left arm anymore.
Daryl Crittenden
So you've broken your arm.
Mary Beth Baker
Here's broken.
Daryl Crittenden
So your truth is your arm is broken?
Mary Beth Baker
Yep.
Ivan Van Norman
The truth is that I managed to make a hasty sling for you, so you're able to. You did that for me, right?
Xander Jeanneret
Mary Beth, I saw the light go back on.
Daryl Crittenden
Right. You can see it from the monolith.
Xander Jeanneret
Wait, was it flickering? Or it went on and then it ended? Or. It's just. It's been on this whole time.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, it's been on this whole time.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Then, no, that doesn't work.
Daryl Crittenden
If that is something you'd like to truth though, we can. I'm perfectly happy having it come off. For the time in which, presumably in the story, it took you to get away from the monolith. But as you were sitting, grieving, mourning, and you looked at it, you watched it come back back on.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, that's what I want.
Daryl Crittenden
I think that's fine. Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I've managed to find a large bag full of other plastic bags.
Daryl Crittenden
You found a bag of bags? I have that in my closet. Bag of bags.
Xander Jeanneret
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Daryl Crittenden
You're out of wood. Last one.
Mary Beth Baker
We've had a funeral for the baby.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, so we pick the scene back up after this moment in which Eve. In fact, I would say probably we pick this scene back up as the funeral of the baby has ended and Eve is sitting with this sling over her arm. And the decaying embers of the fire that you've been holding onto are slowly starting to flicker out. And the sun should have risen by now. It's been well, more than 12 hours. But as you look out from the last vantage point you can see, it just seems like if the moon is just ever present in the sky, it's almost like it's leering at you, this pock marked thing that while providing you light, just. It's that uncomfortable distance when someone gets too close to you and you just want them to take a step back. It feels revolting. What do you want to do?
Ivan Van Norman
Mary Beth, can I talk to you for a moment?
Xander Jeanneret
Mm.
Ivan Van Norman
And this is right after the funeral and everything? I'll take you aside. I know that. I know I come across as sort of, I don't know, unfriendly. And I don't know if you can sort of do this, but I know that you're being religious and all. Can you forgive people?
Xander Jeanneret
I can't forgive people. But God can forgive people. And all you have to do is ask. It's as simple as that.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm asking you, could you forgive people?
Xander Jeanneret
What have you done?
Ivan Van Norman
It's been a. I'm a truck driver. Okay. I mean, the only love that I find is with the guys at truck stops. You don't even know their names. But I'm not a bad person.
Xander Jeanneret
Of course you're not. That's fine. We all find love and human touch.
Ivan Van Norman
And I Killed the baby. I had to. Okay. You're not gonna do it.
Daryl Crittenden
They're not talking.
Ivan Van Norman
I had to.
Xander Jeanneret
Get away from me. Get away from me.
Ivan Van Norman
What chance did it have? Elliot, Eve?
Daryl Crittenden
You hear her just crying out?
Ivan Van Norman
I share my emotions.
Daryl Crittenden
Do you find hope?
Ivan Van Norman
I guess. Speaking them out loud. I guess I'm trying to find some sort of salvation.
Xander Jeanneret
No. We're about to have a witch trial.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. Elliot, Eve, you run towards Marybeth, who is screaming for both of you right now at the entrance of this makeshift home that you've done. The darkness now everywhere. Only shed by whatever moonlight is left.
Mary Beth Baker
What's happening? What's all the screaming about?
Xander Jeanneret
He needs to go.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Where?
Xander Jeanneret
Away from us. He needs to go away from us.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Why? He's super helpful.
Xander Jeanneret
You need to trust me. He's not helpful. This man is nothing.
Ivan Van Norman
I helped you more than you know. All right?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I don't.
Xander Jeanneret
You did a lot more than he knows. Since you're all feeling good and juicy about confession, you want to just say that part? One more?
Ivan Van Norman
Isn't that what that was supposed to do? Like what? Confession.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, okay. God was real clear about the Ten Commandments. And I think number one was, thou shall not kill. Okay, he killed the baby.
Ivan Van Norman
I did you a favor, all right? We can't keep care of a baby.
Xander Jeanneret
Even if that was not your decision.
Ivan Van Norman
To make, what world would it be growing up in this hellhole?
Xander Jeanneret
One that we are gonna build.
Ivan Van Norman
We're not gonna build shit, man.
Daryl Crittenden
You're right.
Xander Jeanneret
You're not gonna.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Look, I get it. I wouldn't have done it.
Xander Jeanneret
You get it?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I get it.
Mary Beth Baker
I mean, I knew.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I didn't. What? Didn't know that.
Mary Beth Baker
That's not what I was thinking. I saw him. I didn't stop him either.
Xander Jeanneret
That is blasphemy.
Ivan Van Norman
It was quick. It.
Xander Jeanneret
You want to sit here and bow your head for this child?
Ivan Van Norman
No. You do.
Xander Jeanneret
Quick.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
If you could just. Everybody just take one step back. This is so bad. In many ways, but, like, just, you know. Eve's hurt. I'm hungry.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, I'm so sorry. Are y'all still breathing? Because last time I checked, you were. I am not going over. Oh, okay. Great. Well, that's real lovely. You know what I like.
Ivan Van Norman
All right.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm not judging you, sweetheart, but I'm going to tie you.
Mary Beth Baker
We are all making a hard decision.
Xander Jeanneret
And leave you here. Okay?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I think everybody should just maybe find a quiet corner. Let's come up with an idea to. Oh, look, the light, the light, the light. Is dying here, okay?
Ivan Van Norman
They're after us.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
They seem to be after us. They seem to sums after you.
Xander Jeanneret
I tell you that right now.
Ivan Van Norman
After all of us.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
The. The light. When we were by the boat. Let's just go back to the boat. When we were by the boat, Oliver, it that them didn't go near it with the light on.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
As best I can tell, they didn't like your radio sound that you guys talked about that I didn't hear. And light. We are down to our last fire log. While the baby is pressing. We are still breathing. We have to keep going. We have to survive. If you don't want to talk to each other, that's fine. I've worked with lots of people that don't want to talk to me. It's cool. But it will take all of us. So you don't want to talk to him, talk to me. You don't want to talk to her, talk to me. I know. I know, but. I know.
Xander Jeanneret
All right, here's what I think we should do, okay? Y'all want to move together? Y'all want to push past this? Why don't we go to the monolith and offer him up as a sacrifice? And maybe we can get the hell out of here. Because something's going up. Something's going on over there, okay? And I sure shit am tired of just standing around and waiting for something to come for me. Let's just give. Give him to them.
Ivan Van Norman
Fine. If you think that's gonna work, fine. I'm the one that's brave enough to do what it takes, okay, to save all your asses. Why not? Another thing.
Xander Jeanneret
All right, Judas, let's go.
Daryl Crittenden
So we're traveling to the monolith. All right. The mud is still precarious. It has been some time, and a lot of the moisture has been sucked out from the mudslide, But I would still say it is not a safe path in which to fully travel. So are we using the mud pads in all the pieces?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I was gonna say I'd like to try to fashioned some basically mud snowshoes together out of debris and the plastic bags. No, those are for me.
Daryl Crittenden
That's fine. So the mud shoes, the little whatever you've been able to get together, and probably at this point, maybe you've even found some drywall that you.
Ivan Van Norman
Badminton racket.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I was thinking tennis racket.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, tennis racket.
Ivan Van Norman
But I went badminton because Japan.
Daryl Crittenden
But I think this is enough that all of you can make makeshift snowshoes and start traversing through it. So as you begin walking, who's going in front?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'll take lead.
Daryl Crittenden
You'll take lead?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yep.
Daryl Crittenden
Elliot, you are walking closer to the monolith, and you have no light with you. All of you are traversing a dangerous territory, knowing that they are out there. I want you to know right now, very quickly, that every check moving forward could have deadly consequences.
Ivan Van Norman
If it helps, they do have the flashlight on for however long it lasts.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, absolutely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
And we have the road flares, which we haven't cracked open yet.
Daryl Crittenden
Wait, at what point do we get.
Ivan Van Norman
Road flares with the kit that he found in the car?
Xander Jeanneret
Okay, so, yes, also, I can see everything. I don't need any of that shit.
Ivan Van Norman
I have darkvision. It says on here I have dark vision.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I would like to go ahead and crack open a road flare right away. Open the road flare and I can't see Mary Beth. So I'm just. This is just checking to see if I can.
Daryl Crittenden
This isn't checking for anything. This is a conflict of you walking towards the monolith. You will either succeed or fail.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I am walking towards the monolith. And I am a group super unsuccessful. So what, this means I can't burn anything?
Daryl Crittenden
That this scene ends?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Guys, I need to stop rolling dice. I didn't do any better.
Daryl Crittenden
And we move on to the next candle. No, I don't mean to take this away from you, but to make this conflict fail, I'm going to narrate it. And then we will start by having you pick up the truths.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It's nice to know I'll still be there at the end. Go ahead.
Daryl Crittenden
You will. I did say that this could have potentially deadly consequences. Yeah, I did say that. Yeah. Cool. Great.
Ivan Van Norman
Decided. Whatever.
Daryl Crittenden
Whatever.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Whatever it is is decided.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay. You all begin walking. You've cracked this road flare, and you have this dark red light coming around you. As you're walking towards the light from this road flare and the small plastic flashlight that you've been able to hold onto, you are carrying this thing forward, and you see the monolith, and it is getting closer. And I discussed how it's 100 stories the width of the Empire State Building. So as you get closer to it, just the sheer enormity of it is starting now to kind of weigh down upon you as you stare at this thing, this alien thing of which nobody knows about. And as you begin to walk closer and closer to it, very shortly off the bat, you can already start to feel the ground begin to move and crest and move beneath it. But you Keep walking, determinating pace as you keep going. As you move forward, Elliot, suddenly you feel a bit of the ground come out from underneath you as your leg sucks straight down into the ground. And you feel the warm earth kind of pull up, up to your hip almost. And there is pain. Oh, God, is there pain as you can feel your leg being torn apart. And that is where we will begin. Our truths. Our truths. Right now that we speak, these five that we have left, what is your first truth, Elliot?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
My right leg is gone.
Daryl Crittenden
There is more than one of them.
Mary Beth Baker
We can all see the monolith's light now.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
I cut off Elliot's leg with a pocket knife.
Daryl Crittenden
Mary Beth.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm in charge.
Ivan Van Norman
This is the truth.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, I'm in charge now. He's unclear to fit. You're a baby killer, and you don't have any conscious. So I'm in charge, Right?
Daryl Crittenden
So we start that right here. Elliot is screaming as you basically get down there and start pulling at him. And you can see the leg, and you can see something is moving the dirt underneath him as you are basically pulling him out. Like an ant stuck in an antlion cave, you are just pulling in. You feel and hear the last bits of tissue and bone separate as you pull him out. Taking that last bit of clothing away with that pocket knife as you pull him out. And you see Elliot on the ground now, bleeding from various arteries coming out from his leg. What do you do?
Ivan Van Norman
I'm just covered in your blood and spooked by the things that could come up at any moment, and I'm panicking.
Xander Jeanneret
I take the flare and I start stabbing it into his leg to cauterize the bleed.
Daryl Crittenden
Please. Reality check me here. Flare's hot, yes?
Ivan Van Norman
Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Yeah, it's still fire. It's like a waxy burning.
Daryl Crittenden
Cauterize the wound, Mary Beth, Please colorize the wound. I see no success.
Mary Beth Baker
No worries.
Xander Jeanneret
No worries. No worries. No worries. No worries. I am an extremist.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah.
Daryl Crittenden
Unfortunately, there's no ones to reroll.
Xander Jeanneret
What? That's rude. Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Unfortunately, it's happening so fast.
Xander Jeanneret
Please. So that didn't work.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So that didn't work.
Ivan Van Norman
And now we move on to the next scene. If there's no successes, can I ask a question, please?
Mary Beth Baker
So when we get to our cards with moments and then the brink, the moments, we just play it out, and then it's over.
Daryl Crittenden
The moment is played out. While the moment is on top, you.
Ivan Van Norman
Could get a hope die, which means you can add a die to any roll.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I've been trying to get My moment to play since, like, right after I burned my first card.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It's.
Mary Beth Baker
It's hard. Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
That's why he keeps coming up with these plans. To see them succeed through and to perfect. Dramatic failure. Continues to see it not pan out.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
It's been fun.
Ivan Van Norman
Also, can you remind me of the brink mechanic? Once it's.
Daryl Crittenden
It's a full reroll. Not just ones. Sixes. Everything can be rerolled. And as long as you succeed, you can continue to keep. But if you fail, if you use it and it fails, not only is a candle burnt, you lose your hope, die.
Ivan Van Norman
Right.
Daryl Crittenden
Everything.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh, there's only three.
Daryl Crittenden
There's four. There's four.
Mary Beth Baker
Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Okay.
Mary Beth Baker
So no more failures.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Wait, you blew. Yep.
Daryl Crittenden
There's four. I'm so. Actually, Mary Beth, this is your first truth. You get to speak the first truth in this one.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Keep taking my bottles.
Daryl Crittenden
I'm hoarding them. Yeah, that's fair.
Xander Jeanneret
We march on. And we're just dragging him. He's passed out. And we're just dragging him behind us.
Daryl Crittenden
He's semi conscious.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. If you don't mind.
Xander Jeanneret
Fine. Feel it center.
Daryl Crittenden
Elliot.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I've. I've taken every painkiller we've got.
Daryl Crittenden
Right.
Xander Jeanneret
This guy.
Daryl Crittenden
You are at the monolith.
Xander Jeanneret
Perfect.
Mary Beth Baker
We. You said there was two. They's two.
Daryl Crittenden
You said there's more than one.
Mary Beth Baker
More than one. We can hear them. We can hear their voices.
Daryl Crittenden
Do you mind if I adjust slightly?
Mary Beth Baker
Sure.
Daryl Crittenden
You can hear their voices. Oh, God. Okay, great. We are there. So our four truths.
Ivan Van Norman
Dang it.
Daryl Crittenden
Nope. Our four truths have been spoken. And now we start our scene. Oliver has been dragging Elliot 4 yards. I would even still go so far as to say nearly a mile at this point. Elliot, you are in and out of consciousness. In and out of consciousness. Mary Beth shoved that thing in there, hoping to cauterize it. And to be fair, she did something. But you are still bleeding. And not only have you taken every painkiller that the whole group has offered at this point, but you were losing blood quickly.
Xander Jeanneret
Just for a visual. Does his thigh kind of look like a Popsicle?
Daryl Crittenden
If that's how you like to view it.
Xander Jeanneret
Or like a peg leg.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, my God.
Daryl Crittenden
So at this point, with what the bone would be where the knee joint is. And since I did say it came up, there is definitely splintered bone at the very end of what is left of the, like, charred and still bleeding flesh.
Xander Jeanneret
I don't know why that's good for me.
Ivan Van Norman
I don't know why that's good for you either. I'm very, very consent baby killer. Okay. All right. Okay.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
For Stone.
Daryl Crittenden
We basically start this. And even though you've been moving and you've been taking small steps, just waiting for the next moments that one of them would try to take another one of you. The moments are excellent, agonizing as you just continue to trek forward in each crunch on the mud as it is now dried and cracked. At this point, almost like an alien planet, you are seeing this broken and cracked just plain around you with this monolith just sticking out from it. And you hear the soft moans of Elliot as he continues to move forward. And you stand not two arm's breadths away from it, as we have established with the truth. All of you can see now this light that's coming from it, and it's blinding. It's just. You can't even. Now that you're this close, you can't even look directly at it, Mary Beth. You do anyway. You stare at it. It's just as ingrained in your irises at this point, but it's small. Maybe the size of a door. What do you do?
Ivan Van Norman
Is it hiding of the ground or is it at kind of our level?
Daryl Crittenden
It's at your level.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm walking in.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Does anybody have a belt?
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Can I just pocket?
Daryl Crittenden
You know what? Let's make this last four candles interesting.
Ivan Van Norman
Let's.
Daryl Crittenden
It is about 20ft above you.
Ivan Van Norman
This is gonna be my truce. Is that a staircase?
Xander Jeanneret
Appears I would like to climb.
Daryl Crittenden
It is absolutely sheer. We'll make it a little lower so that someone could ostensibly boost you up should they need to. Yes.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Will not be me.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes, you, Mary Beth. Absolutely tried to go up to the monolith, but the angle is so sheer and the smooth cut stone, which it's hard to tell if it's stone or not. You wanted to press your hand against it as if it would be cold, like onyx should be. But it actually is quite warm.
Xander Jeanneret
Can I fashion something around it so I can walk up?
Ivan Van Norman
Huge.
Xander Jeanneret
It's 100 Empire State Building. All right, all right, all right, all right.
Daryl Crittenden
I think, Mary Beth, the only way for you to get up there is to have one of the heretics.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Well, it's gonna have to be Oliver herself. Broke.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
You guys just have to work. If she wants to go in there, let her go in there.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
He's mumbling. Should anyone listen?
Xander Jeanneret
No.
Ivan Van Norman
Go on, Elliot. What do we say?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I just think. I just think. I think this is a bad idea. I think we should go back to the car.
Ivan Van Norman
What?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
To go back to the car.
Ivan Van Norman
Well, your. Your resistance is noted. And I think we're not in charge anymore.
Mary Beth Baker
I think. I think this is what we're supposed to do. Nothing else here in this messed up situation makes sense. Except that it's been calling to us. It's been looking for us.
Xander Jeanneret
Mm.
Ivan Van Norman
You agree?
Mary Beth Baker
What else are we supposed to do? Just run around in circles till we run out of food and die? At least we can make some sort of decision here, find out what's happening.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, we're figuring this out.
Daryl Crittenden
Mary Beth, you said you're in charge here.
Xander Jeanneret
That was the first you spoke. Listen to me.
Ivan Van Norman
Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm climbing up your shoulders. You're gonna give me a solid boost, and then I'm gonna tell them to come get you, okay?
Ivan Van Norman
Them?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Are we allowed to question your leadership? Like, with a question that I want to ask? A question.
Xander Jeanneret
You can speak because you're dying.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
What happened?
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Daryl Crittenden
And so is this boost happening?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
I'll do whatever you say.
Daryl Crittenden
All right.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
So is the light on?
Xander Jeanneret
Yes, light's on.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
You can all see it now?
Mary Beth Baker
Yes.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, we can all see the light. Honey, you might be seeing a different kind of light.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay, give her a boost. Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
One success.
Daryl Crittenden
No. One. No.
Ivan Van Norman
Once. Oh, I didn't use my hope die. That's fine.
Daryl Crittenden
That's okay. You didn't.
Ivan Van Norman
Can I use that after I roll, or is it.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, technique. Should be rolling with it.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay, okay.
Mary Beth Baker
Yeah, but it's a one time dealy.
Daryl Crittenden
No, you get to use it with every roll. Oh, look, another one. That would help with my narration rights, actually.
Ivan Van Norman
Two sixes.
Xander Jeanneret
Why did you get that dice?
Ivan Van Norman
Cause I used my. I had my moment where I confessed my feelings.
Daryl Crittenden
I got two sixes, too. But it is a success. You do? Absolutely. Get her up. So, Oliver, you stand right underneath this blaring white light, which doesn't actually seem to be emanating light. It doesn't have a spill on either side. The cut is so stark. And you give her a boost as you lift her leg up, and Mary Beth, you take a hold of it, and you grab ahold of the ledge, and there is. Well, it's hard to describe. Let me see if I can put the right words to it.
Xander Jeanneret
Heavenly.
Daryl Crittenden
It is warm. And it feels as if there is a threshold right here. It would be impossible. You see nothing beyond what is right there. Just the stark white light. And it is very clear that the lip that you are pressed upon, which now that you're about 10ft up is about this much, much space. That there is a threshold.
Ivan Van Norman
Like a force field?
Daryl Crittenden
No. Some kind of event horizon that exists right here. So you step through.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oh, fearless leader, Are you going to.
Daryl Crittenden
Step through this moment that you start to look at it? You came with such resolve, Marybeth.
Xander Jeanneret
I did.
Daryl Crittenden
You came here with such purpose. You were so confident in being able to call Oliver and Eve a heretic as you sat and spat upon the ground they walked upon. But here, right now, at this event horizon, doubt is now creeping into your mind. Is this a test? Is this a bad choice? Something is here, and you don't know what it is. And for once, since the baby has died, you are scared. What is it going to be?
Ivan Van Norman
Um.
Xander Jeanneret
I. I sweep my arm across. I look down and I say, I think y'all need to see this.
Ivan Van Norman
Are you okay?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm okay. And I extend my hand down.
Ivan Van Norman
I'll go over to you and sort of boost you up.
Mary Beth Baker
I get caught up. I'm like, all right, let's do something.
Daryl Crittenden
Somehow, in some way, I describe this being about as big as a door. Right. As you bring her up, looking down, you are helping to reach her up. And as you bring your hand back up, you realize there's just a enough room for now, both of you, to stand side by side as you now are on the threshold together, staring into this light.
Mary Beth Baker
I turn away from Marybeth, and I look at the light, and I think I have my moment. Because being here, avoiding this monolith, thinking it was the cause of all our problems, was not correct. I believe now that we were supposed to come here, that I'm supposed to come here. I can hear them talking. The voices are getting louder now that I'm in this monolith. And I finally have hope for the first time since it started. And I walk in.
Daryl Crittenden
Eve walks, looks at you, and has this look of hope upon her face. When would he even say just bliss as she takes a step into the threshold. Thank you so much for playing. I really, really appreciate you being here and doing this. Your fate, whatever it may be, is completely unknown. But I do know that your story is done.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
What?
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, my God. Wait.
Ivan Van Norman
Come back.
Daryl Crittenden
Wait.
Xander Jeanneret
Where are you going? I. I was gonna push her. I was. Cuz I thought she was gonna push me when she went like this, so I was about. I just wanted to be honest about that.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I appreciate that. I was gonna push you, too. I lost my life, so.
Xander Jeanneret
Popsicle. This is terrible.
Daryl Crittenden
Mary Beth, you stand on the threshold alone as you see, now that Eve is gone completely.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
What happened?
Xander Jeanneret
I'm coming down.
Ivan Van Norman
Wait, what?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Where's Eve?
Xander Jeanneret
They took her.
Ivan Van Norman
Well, get down. Get down. I'll motion to help you down.
Daryl Crittenden
So Mary Beth slides down and hits her feet across the ground and comes back into you, and you both meet up. Elliot, are you propped up at this point against the monolith?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm probably, yes, at best. At worst, my head's just leaning on a bunch of plastic bags. Yeah, fearless leader, I have a question. What happened? Did it seem. Did.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, she.
Xander Jeanneret
Not here, is she?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Did it seem like it hurt?
Xander Jeanneret
No, it didn't. It seemed actually quite peaceful.
Ivan Van Norman
Maybe it's what we're supposed to do. Maybe they took pity on her.
Xander Jeanneret
I mean, I guess you could get chomped up like him or you could.
Daryl Crittenden
Walk into the light, by the way. Something erupts from the ground and now it is starting to lift up and tentacles have sprayed out in front of all of you.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I pulled a grenade, all right?
Daryl Crittenden
Hit it on the ground. This impact. So dirt just sprays up everywhere until you watch.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Hit the deck.
Ivan Van Norman
Hit the deck and.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Oh, my God. I couldn't. I can't. It's a moment.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, no.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Well, I mean, I guess I can.
Daryl Crittenden
Many.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
No, no.
Daryl Crittenden
The moment needs to be fulfilled at.
Ivan Van Norman
Heart to be a success.
Daryl Crittenden
As you calm down, you watch. And this is, I have to tell you, as you basically storm up, this thing lifts up and you see as dirt and spray cross everywhere and something grabs ahold of han, your severed popsicle leg, and it yanks you straight up into the air.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, my God.
Daryl Crittenden
Lifted up 10, about the same level as where the light was into the air. And you can see this segmented top creature with large, almost mantis like pincers that are falling out from its body right now as it screeches and it pulls you and it starts swinging you as it's lifting up and you're watching a retracting cord, it's just pulling you up and it slides you straight into its mouth. As you are completely engulfing as you are being slowly moved into this thing, there's a warmth about you as you actually feel the muscles contracting as it's pulling you deeper in. It didn't even have the audacity to bite you. It's just slowly pulling you in. Something is going through your mind right now, Elliot. What is it?
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Run.
Daryl Crittenden
And this grenade that you had pulled to pin onto it, you watch as it's being lifted into the air. You see it cascade down as it slips out from your hand and it spindles off just outside, but still within blast radius of where everybody is right now.
Xander Jeanneret
Wait, wait. Did he pull the pin?
Daryl Crittenden
Three truths.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, fuck.
Daryl Crittenden
Three truths need to be spoken. And. Elliot. Darryl.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I was gonna say thank you so.
Daryl Crittenden
Much for being here.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
My pleasure. Thank you for having me.
Daryl Crittenden
Appreciate you being here.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I'm gonna call my mom. Good luck, you two.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, God.
Daryl Crittenden
The first truth before we speak our truths. The first truth is the world is dark. Normally, Elliot would be speaking the first truth after this, but since he is not with us, I will instead speak the first truth. The light is not coming back on. Ever.
Ivan Van Norman
The monster has choked on Elliot's corpse.
Daryl Crittenden
All right, last one. Mary Beth.
Xander Jeanneret
We're alone.
Daryl Crittenden
The fateful and the heretic together with the last episode and the brink of all of creation. We have three dice. We have three candles. Mary Beth, Oliver. This thing that had come out of the ground comes, and it slithers back into the darkness. And as it's about to come down, you watch as it seems to irk for a moment before it slips back down into the darkness, presumably to its own fate. You feel a stillness. Nothing has neither of you move, too afraid to do anything. Anything other than just stand and stare at each other. What do you do?
Ivan Van Norman
I'm sorry.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm sorry.
Ivan Van Norman
We gotta get to that boat. Okay?
Daryl Crittenden
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
We gotta survive for them.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
All right.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah. So you run to the boat.
Ivan Van Norman
Mm. Yeah. Flashlight on.
Daryl Crittenden
One success. No ones. Mary Beth, tell me how you get to the boat.
Xander Jeanneret
We move quickly. And we move together. And we enter onto the boat. And I'm shocked to see how clean and pristine it is. And the first thing I do is drink water. And we sit down and look at each other. And I say, turn this bitch on.
Ivan Van Norman
Even if I could. It's beached. We're on land.
Xander Jeanneret
Then push it where?
Ivan Van Norman
You want me to push it out to the ocean, buy myself a boat.
Xander Jeanneret
I don't know what to do.
Ivan Van Norman
I know. I know you don't. I'm sorry. I don't mean to take it out on you, but. All right, we know that they're afraid of light. Okay?
Daryl Crittenden
Right?
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Like from this boat. They haven't come in because the lights are on.
Daryl Crittenden
Right?
Ivan Van Norman
So we just got to keep making sure that the light is on. And we gotta wait till daylight. Once it's daylight, it's everywhere, right?
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
We could go get for call for help. We could go back up up the mountain.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay. I don't know, but I don't know who's gonna Answer and I don't know who we're calling.
Ivan Van Norman
Good. That helps. Thanks.
Daryl Crittenden
So you're going to stay on the boat as close to the light as you possibly can and just wait it out until dawn. You sit in silence as you both are back in the small dash light that this boat provides. Hours pass as night continues to permeate around you. About half an hour ago, the flashlight went out. The battery's completely spent. And you continue to wait.
Ivan Van Norman
Something's wrong.
Xander Jeanneret
No shit.
Ivan Van Norman
No, I mean, something's wrong with the sky. It should have been light by now, and it's not.
Xander Jeanneret
You're right. Why don't. Why don't. Why don't we start a fire?
Ivan Van Norman
We don't have any wood left.
Xander Jeanneret
We have the things we freaking walked on. Don't you think that's gonna burn the.
Ivan Van Norman
Pads from the car?
Daryl Crittenden
They will not burn.
Ivan Van Norman
All of the wood is damp. It's all wet. We can't.
Daryl Crittenden
At this point, you can start to hear the trickling of water as you look down and see a small. Almost as if. How do I put this? When there's been a long dry season and suddenly fresh rain comes and starts seeping into the well. Well, a cascade of water slowly starts to come and find itself along the edge of the boat.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay, wait. There's no holes in this boat, right? We're fine.
Ivan Van Norman
I don't know. I don't know.
Xander Jeanneret
Well, check for holes.
Ivan Van Norman
Check for holes.
Daryl Crittenden
What do you.
Ivan Van Norman
I don't know anything about boats.
Daryl Crittenden
As you continue to argue and the water begins to slowly seep around this, you feel it begin to sink.
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay, I got to do something. Just. So I look around and I find that there's actually computer paper and stuff still scattered around. And I start to grab whatever pen or marker is around, and I start to write on one of the nearby desks. And it starts off, things we know are true. They swim through the mud. The monolith has a light. Do not go in.
Daryl Crittenden
Right.
Ivan Van Norman
What else? Can I just start writing this freaking me out. Thank you.
Daryl Crittenden
Hope, Dice.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay, one success and one for you.
Daryl Crittenden
You begin to write furiously. And Mary Beth, you see her.
Ivan Van Norman
They are afraid of the light.
Daryl Crittenden
Yes.
Ivan Van Norman
There is a hum in the radio, Right. And then I roll it all up, and I try to find a bottle of some sort, like a glass bottle. If I can find one and shove it in.
Daryl Crittenden
All right. I think I can make that part of your conflict that you laid into it at this point. You start to see as the water is coming and it has started to pour over the railing. That's now where you went. As you feel the boat lurch down again, and you can see it's not water anymore, it's mud. It's just pouring into the boat, cascading over and over again into your receptacle.
Ivan Van Norman
Answer me truthfully. Are we in hell? Is this hell?
Xander Jeanneret
I don't know. I don't know.
Ivan Van Norman
It's what I deserve.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh, my God. Stop making this about you. We need to get off this boat now. I think we need to get off this boat.
Ivan Van Norman
How? How are we gonna get off the boat? We're gonna sink in the mud. Tell me what to do. Just tell me.
Xander Jeanneret
Let's just try.
Ivan Van Norman
All right. All right.
Xander Jeanneret
Let's just swim as much as we can. Let's go back up to the mountain.
Daryl Crittenden
Swim towards where you remember Mount Fuji being as the water continues to slip through.
Mary Beth Baker
Oh.
Daryl Crittenden
No successes?
Ivan Van Norman
No ones.
Daryl Crittenden
No ones. We have two candles left, two dice and two truths. The first truth is the world is dark. Mary Beth swimming, for what it's worth, is. Well, I'm sorry. You have the first truth.
Xander Jeanneret
Make it up the mountain.
Daryl Crittenden
Okay?
Xander Jeanneret
Okay.
Daryl Crittenden
With Oliver, you've one truth. You make it up the mountain.
Ivan Van Norman
I make it to the base of the mountain, but I'm too scared to go up.
Daryl Crittenden
So you swim through the mud, and it is agonizing. You have to pull each other the entire way. The only way that you can make it is just by sheer force of somebody finding enough of a platform and yanking the other one with every amount that they can get. And you pull and you pull each other until you find some kind of solid footing back at the foothills, and the water is climbing slowly enough at this point that you just walk up as much as you can. And you, Mary Beth and Oliver are head to toe covered in mud. There's not a part of you that isn't just caked to the brim with what the earth has given around you. And Mary Beth, you walk up the mountain, and Oliver, you stand there and you watch as Mary Beth's form continues to climb up this monument of cultural identity and splendor, knowing that you came here to do something to better yourself. What's going through your mind now as you're watching her climb up the hill?
Ivan Van Norman
She deserves it. She's a good person. I'm not a good person.
Daryl Crittenden
So you sit and you feel a little better about helping her get to this point, but you slowly, slowly let the mud come up to you. What's going through your mind right now?
Ivan Van Norman
I'm too scared. To go up the mountain. But I still have a survival instinct. It just kicks in and I start kicking my feet to free myself from the mud.
Daryl Crittenden
And you just stay one step in front of another. Almost like a rat in a cage. Help.
Ivan Van Norman
Help.
Daryl Crittenden
Marybeth, you turn around and you hear Elliot, or I'm sorry, you hear Oliver screaming behind you. He's down the mountain. He's yelling, help. Help. Whatever he can. And you look down and you can see he's at the base, just right where the water is rising.
Xander Jeanneret
I go back. I go back.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm stuck. I'm trapped. I need you to pull me up.
Xander Jeanneret
Do you want to just hold each other?
Ivan Van Norman
No, you. You're good, okay? You're a good person and I'm not. I deserve this and I deserve whatever's happening.
Xander Jeanneret
You are a wonderful person.
Ivan Van Norman
You don't know me.
Xander Jeanneret
You know enough. Let's just hold.
Ivan Van Norman
No, I don't want that.
Xander Jeanneret
There's nothing for us up here. And we know what's down there.
Ivan Van Norman
We don't. We don't know. You gotta. You gotta live. Okay? You gotta live. And you gotta promise me that you're gonna stop hurting yourself. Okay? I've seen it, and I've seen you do it. And I know it's cause you think you're bad, but you're not bad. You don't need God or anyone else to tell you that you're good. But I'm telling you now, okay? You could. You could. I don't need help. All right? I'm good. Here you go back up. You find.
Xander Jeanneret
I need help. I'm the one that needs a little bit of help. And I would love some help from you. So why don't you quit telling me what I need, what you think you think I'm doing, And let's just have one last moment together.
Ivan Van Norman
No. Pull me out. Pull me out of this thing. If you're not gonna go, I'm gonna carry you. Okay? This is not how it's ending. I'm gonna try to get out.
Daryl Crittenden
Great. Get out. Get out of the mud. Cause at this point, between the talking that both of you had, it has risen up to your words at this point, and it is just creeping slowly closer.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. Okay. I'm gonna burn a decisive trait to reroll that one.
Daryl Crittenden
Give me that one. Roll it.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay. So I have a success. No ones also just letting people know what my brink is. I have seen you kill a local. And so that's what. Okay, that was. I know, right? No. Eve saw me kill a local. So she's the one that saw me kill the baby.
Xander Jeanneret
You monster.
Ivan Van Norman
I know.
Daryl Crittenden
So you say, pull me out. You say pull. And she may have her hand out, but it's more you than her at this stage as you just put your hands there and push your out of the muck. As you climb out and you grasp ahold of her and you pull yourself up her harm as you both come into an embrace. A muddy, full, just earthen embrace.
Ivan Van Norman
Come on. We don't have enough calories. Let's get up this mountain.
Daryl Crittenden
So you both walk and you both walk and you walk and you walk. And not much changes in this skyline. It is just broken tree after broken tree. There's a lot more rock after the mudslide exposed, but it does seem like hell. There's nothing. No trees, no expanse. You can't see high enough up the mountain to know just how far down you are. And the mud caked to you has turned your body so cold. The wet, wet cold that is clinging to you. And you just keep climbing. What do you want to do?
Xander Jeanneret
I want to find a moment of peace for us. I want to just sit on a rock and find a moment of peace.
Daryl Crittenden
Let's do it.
Xander Jeanneret
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, you got that one.
Xander Jeanneret
I am an extremist. I baptize him.
Daryl Crittenden
Roll it.
Xander Jeanneret
I roll the one.
Daryl Crittenden
Roll the one. Just the one. Still not a success. But it's like, kind of. But I totally want this baptism to happen. I totally want this baptism. But I'm going to take liberty to this. It's still a failure. That's okay. That's okay. Because this candle is gone. There are no more truths that can be spoken. There's one candle remaining. The only truth that can be spoken is. The world is dark. Maybe. Mary Beth, you continue to climb with Oliver as much as you can. And at some point you just have this thought in your mind about what to do. And you stop him and you look at him and what do you say?
Xander Jeanneret
Have you been baptized?
Ivan Van Norman
No.
Xander Jeanneret
You know what I think? I think I should baptize you. And I think you should re. Baptize me.
Ivan Van Norman
No. Here.
Xander Jeanneret
Yeah, here. Now we're top of a mountain.
Daryl Crittenden
As both Mary Beth, Oliver, you. You. Marybeth brings you down. She has a smile on her face. There's this pleasant knowing and understanding that what she's about to do is the right thing to do. And Oliver, there's a weird sense of peace in knowing that this is. This is. This is odd. What is about to happen. You've Never been baptized. But just the harmony of it, just the poeticness of it, is all that really stays with you as you turn around and stumble. It doesn't take long to get to where the water is rising and the mud is coming again. And, Mary Beth, you take his head and you bend his back slowly.
Xander Jeanneret
And I say, do you accept Jesus into your heart?
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Do you accept that you are a son of God?
Ivan Van Norman
Yes.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Xander Jeanneret
Then I baptize you in the name of the Father. And I slowly dunk his head. And in the name of the Son and in the name of the Holy Spirit. And I make a cross with my thumb on his forehead. I say, you have been baptized.
Daryl Crittenden
And she lets your head go as you slowly cast. And you feel the old dark mud around you as you grab her. And now you are both weightless in this as the footing underneath you has dropped. And as you begin to slowly bob into the mud, you take her head and you bring her back, back down.
Ivan Van Norman
And I don't pull her back up.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, do you do the baptism or do you just don't pull her back up. And, Mary Beth, you feel the mud come across your face as you slowly splurt. And a bubble comes out of your mouth as soon. Small little bits. And you breathe in reflexively because there's nothing else to do. You reflexively breathe, and you can feel the viscous liquid into your esophagus and into your lungs. And something is going on in your head at this moment as you know that he is doing this. What are you thinking before darkness takes you?
Xander Jeanneret
I know why he's doing it. He is saving me from being the last person alive. And I just look up at him, and there's definitely a little bit of panic, but there's also a thank you that's happening because I don't have the strength to be here by myself.
Daryl Crittenden
And you decided into darkness.
Ivan Van Norman
I take comfort in knowing the last thing that you saw was the cross.
Daryl Crittenden
Julia, thank you so much for playing.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm sorry.
Daryl Crittenden
So sorry, but thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I'm going to have to ask you to leave my table, Oliver. So.
Ivan Van Norman
What?
Daryl Crittenden
As you have Julia's.
Ivan Van Norman
Marybeth.
Daryl Crittenden
Marybeth. As you have Marybeth's body in your hand, you can feel her. Maybe she grabbed you. Maybe she let go. But no matter what, you know it is done when that last bubble blips up from it and you feel yourself treading in the viscous, muddy liquid that you're in. And this is not something I would Normally do. But I feel like you have two fates ahead of you. You can either succumb to the mud where Julia is or you can go back up to the mountain.
Ivan Van Norman
Can I offer a plan B? C?
Daryl Crittenden
That would be a. C. What's the C?
Ivan Van Norman
I find the grenade.
Daryl Crittenden
Oh, bubby. The grenade is way down the mountain at this point. It is so far gone.
Ivan Van Norman
Lots of mudslides.
Daryl Crittenden
I appreciate your dramatic flair.
Ivan Van Norman
I don't know what you're talking about.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, okay.
Ivan Van Norman
But I'll make my way up.
Daryl Crittenden
You go back. You go back to the hotel.
Ivan Van Norman
I'm gonna make my last stand.
Daryl Crittenden
And you're gonna stay there. And as you stand in this hotel with no food, no water, freezing. You're sitting on the patio looking out.
Ivan Van Norman
To a world and everything, every surface A of this hotel is covered in my blood.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah.
Ivan Van Norman
Writing out these things. We know. They swim in the mud. They're afraid of the light.
Daryl Crittenden
Can you bleed out the last message? Which is what? What is the last message?
Ivan Van Norman
The world is dark.
Daryl Crittenden
Thank you. I think that is the end of our story. I'm going to ask you to leave my table.
Ivan Van Norman
Oh, yeah, yeah. Used to it.
Daryl Crittenden
Well, there's one thing left to do and that is listen to the messages of our recently departed characters. Good night.
Ivan Van Norman
Hey. I guess, just kinda hoping against hope that you're the one that finds this message. But I don't even know your name. I did want to say though, the late night truck stop stuff. It was good and it meant something to me. I know you weren't looking for any strings or whatever, but the world is ending, so Fuck it. I was never really able to explore that part of myself, you know, out in the open. I just wanted to thank you for giving me that. Anyway, good luck.
Xander Jeanneret
Oh my. The whole reason. The reason I came to Mount Fuji was to find a location for my clients to get married. I guess that's something I've always tried to do is find the most beautiful place to make the most beautiful promise. And I never got to find the most beautiful person for me. But if there's anything I can leave behind in what was the most wonderful world is that we can always choose love. And we can always find love within one another. That's all that there is.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
I guess you could say I dream big. Only problem is I don't achieve big. When I was a kid, I thought I was going to end up with the world in the palm of my hand. I had lots of good ideas. I just never had anyone who wanted to back them up. And I never felt strong enough to do it on my own. I don't know, maybe that's just an excuse. One time I came up with a doghouse that was made of reinforced plastics that opened on the top and you could store dog food in it. You know, stuff like that. Just making life easier. I just. I just didn't take the risk on me. I just kept falling into the easiest jobs I could find. Which is how I ended up being a computer programmer in this cubicle that I'll never escape.
Mary Beth Baker
Hey.
Daryl Crittenden
Hi.
Mary Beth Baker
I'm Efam. Not sure what I'm supposed to say here. I don't know. All these years I tried to work hard, I tried to be important, I tried to be famous or at least good at my day job. And for what? I'm just a part time waitress at a restaurant I couldn't even afford to eat at if I wanted to. But. But important, famous, rich or not, we're all in the same boat now. The odds of us surviving, winning against this weird, unknown evil, they're not great. Look, we all have to go sometime. We all have to die sometime. That's just reality. That's normal truth that we been living with before this thing came. Yeah, it's weird that now everyone's disappearing and the end of times is upon us, but I kind of feel the most alive right now. And that's weird, right? That's definitely weird. I don't know. I spent all of my life waiting to become something more. But now there's not a lot of time left. I can feel it. There is actually nothing left to lose. So anyway, if you're hearing this message, hell, if you can hear, count yourself lucky.
Daryl Crittenden
Foreign.
Xander Jeanneret
I'm Amy Nicholson, the film critic for the LA Times.
Daryl Crittenden
And I'm Paul Scheer, an actor, writer and director. You might know me from the League, Veep, or my non eligible for Academy Award role in Twisters.
Xander Jeanneret
We love movies and we come at them from different perspectives.
Daryl Crittenden
Yeah, like Amy thinks that, you know, Joe Pesci was miscast in Goodfellas and I don't.
Xander Jeanneret
He's too old. Let's not forget forget that Paul thinks that Dune 2 is overrated.
Daryl Crittenden
It is.
Xander Jeanneret
Anyway, despite this, we come together to host Unspooled, a podcast where we talk about good movies, critical hits, fan favorites.
Julia Dennis
Must sees, and in case you missed.
Xander Jeanneret
Ems, we're talking the Home Alone from.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
Grease to the Dark Knight.
Xander Jeanneret
We've done deep dives on popcorn flicks, we've talked about why Independence Day deserves a second look.
Daryl Crittenden
And we've talked about horror movies, some that you've never even heard of a Ganja and Hess.
Xander Jeanneret
So if you love movies like we do, come along on our cinematic adventure.
Daryl Crittenden
Listen to unspooled wherever you get your.
Xander Jeanneret
Podcasts, and don't forget to hit the follow button.
Daryl Crittenden
Welcome to the ultimate social deduction game, Blood on the Clock Tower.
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The Evil Team must stalk the streets at night, hunting down members of the good team one by one. Meanwhile, the good team must outmaneuver the Evil team using their unique abilities.
Daryl Crittenden
I'd like to kick things off by telling you all that I'm possibly the demon.
G
Our players can mislead and manipulate others with absolute freedom.
Julia Dennis
I didn't like hearing my name in the same sentence as demon. That was very upsetting for me.
Daryl Crittenden
Emily and I will be your storytellers, guiding you through every labyrinthian twist and turn.
Michelle Wynn Bradley
How are there so many evil players in this game?
Daryl Crittenden
What's happening?
Ivan Van Norman
With guests from no Rolls, Bard, the.
Daryl Crittenden
Pandemonium Institute, and Oxventure, you won't be able to stop listening. Go to realmspod.com clocktower to find out more. Hey folks, we're the hosts of Comic Sans, the podcast about comics for those who are sans knowledge. I'm Yen, a reader, writer, liver and breather of comic. And I'm Nat. I used to know absolutely nothing about comics, but now. So actually, I've got a quiz for you.
Ivan Van Norman
I still have a lot to learn.
Daryl Crittenden
About comics, thank you. On Comic Hans, I make Nat read some of my favorite works in the medium, including Saga, Daredevil, and the Flintstones, and Yen talks about what makes that comic special.
Ivan Van Norman
Sometimes it's a story, sometimes it's channeling.
Daryl Crittenden
Gutters, page turns, colorings, lettering, semiotics, juxtaposition.
Ivan Van Norman
Okay, professor, save it for the episodes.
Daryl Crittenden
You can listen to Comic Sans on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Ivan Van Norman
You can BINGE Our first two seasons. That's over 20 episodes on 20 different.
Daryl Crittenden
Comics, and we just launched season three. New episodes every two weeks.
Podcast Summary: Critical Role & Sagas of Sundry – Chapter Three: God is With You | Ten Candles: Eclipse
Episode Information
Host Daryl Crittenden welcomes both returning and new players to the session, expressing excitement about introducing new faces to the game. The players present are:
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Players engage in character creation, focusing on their characters' virtues (positive traits) and vices (flaws). This process involves passing cards around and writing down personal attributes that will influence their actions and decisions throughout the game.
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Daryl sets the stage for the current chapter. Eleven days prior, a catastrophic tidal wave obliterated regions below 5,000 feet, leaving only the summit of Mount Fuji intact. The players find themselves confined in a bed and breakfast on the mountain, grappling with dwindling supplies and the psychological strain of isolation.
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Faced with scarcity, the group decides to descend Mount Fuji to scavenge for supplies. During their descent, they encounter a submerged SUV. Investigating the vehicle, they discover a dead body—a baby—leading to immediate tension and moral conflict among the players.
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As the group continues to search, internal conflicts escalate. Ivan reveals a dark secret—he secretly killed the baby in the SUV, causing a rift in the group. This revelation leads to a physical confrontation, resulting in Mary Beth being trapped and the group succumbing to a mudslide that threatens their survival.
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The remaining survivors face relentless threats from mysterious entities lurking in the mud. Xander's character, Mary Beth, grapples with her faith and the desperate measures needed to protect the group. In a climactic moment, Ivan attempts to save Mary Beth by holding her, only to be dragged into the abyss by another ominous presence emanating from the monolith.
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As the session draws to a close, the characters confront the overwhelming darkness enveloping Mount Fuji. Mary Beth makes a sacrificial decision, attempting to baptize Ivan, which ultimately leads to his demise. The group realizes the futility of their efforts as the monolith's influence proves insurmountable, resulting in a somber end to their tragic journey.
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In a post-game segment, the characters share reflective messages:
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Conclusion
Chapter Three: God is With You delivers a poignant and harrowing narrative, showcasing the depths of human emotion and the complexities of survival in a world drowning in darkness. Through intense character interactions and dramatic plot twists, the episode encapsulates the essence of horror role-playing, leaving listeners both moved and reflective on the fragile nature of hope and humanity.
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