
Part 1 Past horrors call upon August and Misty in the Screaming Forest and hard decisions come to all as they approach the Amber Gate... DAGGERHEART Daggerheart is OUT NOW! Visit https://daggerheart.com to learn more. Purchase your copy at friendly local game stores, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and other bookstores, or Critical Role shops: US: https://shop.critrole.com UK: https://shop.critrole.co.uk EU: https://shop.critrole.eu AU: https://shop.critrole.com.au CA: https://canada.critrole.com AGE OF UMBRA Small communities hold fast against the darkness of a dying world in Age of Umbra, a dark, survival fantasy 8-part Daggerheart mini-series with Game Master Matthew Mercer and players Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham. Death lurks around every corner, but five characters of the small community of Desperloch must band together to fight for hope for their community, risking it all for those they love. BEACO...
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August
In this series, we're diving into our lives as former child actors, from unraveling our eccentric upbringings to embracing all the delightfully odd interests we still have.
Matthew Mercer
Today.
Ashley Johnson
We're covering so many topics like antique toys, taxidermy, Japanese pop culture, and honestly, anything else we come up with.
August
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Ashley Johnson
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August
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Ashley Johnson
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Hey there, Matthew Mercer here, and you're listening to the podcast version of Age of Umbra, a dark tale and campaign setting from our recently released tabletop RPG Daggerheart from Darrington Press. You don't need to know anything about the rules or system to enjoy the story, but if you're inspired to want to play along, we have several short how to Play resources we lovingly call get yout Sheet Together, available to watch right now on Beacon TV and YouTube.com criticalrole. This is part one of the episode right now, and part two arrives the following Tuesday. If you'd rather get instant and ad free access to the full episode, consider becoming a Beacon member, where you can watch bonus content like the cast discussing each episode and Critical Role Cooldown. Receive Critical Role shop discounts, including on Daggerheart and much more. Sign up now at Beacon tv and that should cover it. Now let's dive into the adventure. Hello, everyone, and welcome to tonight's episode of the Age of Umbra. Now, Marisha, you got an announcement.
Ashley Johnson
We leveled up.
Matthew Mercer
Hey.
Brixton
You can check out our level up video on Beacon and YouTube and see what cool new abilities we all took. Jesus. Next week we are actually taking a break from the show. Oh, it's fourth of July. A lot of people are gonna be out of town. We wanna give our crew a break. We don't wanna make them work anyway. But the Age of Umbra miniseries will return for the final three episodes on July 10th.
Screeve
Not all three. On July 10th.
Brixton
No, just the next one. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. In the meantime, you can dive deeper into the Age of Umbra by checking out its campaign frame in the Dagger Heart core set. Matt wrote it. It's gorgeous. It's great.
Ashley Johnson
Check it out. Yay.
Matthew Mercer
Laura, I believe you have an announcement.
Ashley Johnson
Yes. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so we have.
Matthew Mercer
Are they dry?
Ashley Johnson
They're dry. They didn't get touched and I didn't get wet. So excited. Okay, so we have this amazing new apparel collection, and I'm really excited about it. And you may have seen our game night T shirt already. It's our game night collection. It's waterproof. We designed it. It's like.
Screeve
Is it a wet T shirt?
Matthew Mercer
It's like.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, stop. It's for your game nights or your days when you want to be gaming. It's like lounge fun stuff. So you've got that T shirt, which is right here. And then we also made these awesome shorts that are so cozy, loungey, and there's a pocket detail in the back. They're so cool. And then if you want to just bring it a little more upscale, then you can wear the camp shirt. And it's so, so awesome and like cozy and it's so comfortable. And the details are so good. And all the illustrations are by Matthew Crumpton, amazing artist. They're like little minis. And there's cr. Popcorn and a little coke can. And it's just like it was inspired because I was like, I want it to feel like you know, what it looks like when you're gaming. And all the stuff that's in front of me. Check it out now. In all three of the critical world, Shoppies. Yay. And then I have another thing to talk about because you guys, it's really real. It's really here. Midstau's Glove, the romantasy novel by Thea Guanzon.
Matthew Mercer
Spicy.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, it's so spicy. And it will be available this Tuesday, July 1st, wherever books are sold.
Screeve
That's crazy.
Ashley Johnson
That is insane.
Matthew Mercer
Insane.
Ashley Johnson
In hardcover, ebook, and audiobook formats. Find out where you can get it@criticalrolebooks.com that's so Oscar.
Brixton
This isn't all over book talk. I'm gonna be so mad.
Ashley Johnson
Get on it, books.
Adelia
Yes, I can do audiobook version right in your ears.
August
You know what?
Screeve
This book is already making me wet.
Ashley Johnson
So stupid.
Adelia
20% of the way through that. I gave up on his face and just started shooting at his dick.
Ashley Johnson
Yep.
Matthew Mercer
The more things change. It's insane that, that. And another thing that is wild that it exists. Liam, why don't you go ahead and tell us?
Adelia
Oh my gosh. I have the coolest announcement. There has never been one quite like it on the show before. Our beloved Robbie Damon will be reprising his role as Rufino from our Assassin's Creed Shadows. One shot in a brand new story drop for Assassin's Creed Shadows. Free to download right now.
Matthew Mercer
What?
Screeve
But we made a thing and now they're making it a thing.
Ashley Johnson
It's in the video game.
Matthew Mercer
They made our one shot canon by actually putting it in the.
Adelia
Paid homage to Assassin's Creed. And then they took Robbie's character and.
Ashley Johnson
Put it in the game.
Adelia
Plus, there is also a weapons pack available for purchase featuring some new takes on some of our weapons from Exandria.
Matthew Mercer
See them? They're pretty friggin pretty cool. They got.
Adelia
You can check out both of these items right now on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, PC, Mac OS, and some game streaming services to boot.
Matthew Mercer
Check it out. Support our boy.
Ashley Johnson
Rufino.
Matthew Mercer
I believe that concludes our announcements.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, boy.
Matthew Mercer
So let's go ahead and jump into tonight's episode of the Age of Umbras Foreign.
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Matthew Mercer
Hello and welcome to the Age of Umbra. When we finished the last session, as this troop was fleeing from the center of the screaming forest, I also decided that it'd be time for you to level up. So we went ahead and leveled up everyone in a separate video that you can find on our channel. But just to go quickly around on what domain you may have chosen, what experience you might have done, we'll start over here with with Travis Idol.
Idol
Yes, I Picked two cards from Splendor, Healing Hands and final words so that we can heal our party and then also talk to some that we vanquish.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic. Mitzi.
Ashley Johnson
I took for an extra domain card the Book of Citel. And then I took an extra HP point and upped my evasion.
Matthew Mercer
Hell yeah. All right, Adelia.
Ashley Johnson
I upped some of my skills so I'm more agile and more instinctual now. And I have more stress because I am using a lot of stress. And you have more spells and I took ability to burn people.
Matthew Mercer
Cool. Love your doctor Scree.
Adelia
I upped my evasion.
Matthew Mercer
I.
Adelia
Gave myself Shadow Bind and Troublemaker because I'm a troublemaker. That's fine.
Matthew Mercer
Perfect. Brixton. Marisha.
Brixton
I went all in on Valor and I took forceful push so it can push people up bridges forcefully. Body Basher, so I can add my strength to all my damage rolls now. And my strength is now out of three.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic. August, tell us something.
August
I grabbed something called the Book of Vagras, which has like little locks, a little teleport, a little detect magic. And then I upped my evasion and upped my knowledge and instinct just a tad.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic. Snix.
Screeve
Snix upped his agility and strength, chose Nature's Tongue and conjure swarm. And he's ready to play this game.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic.
Adelia
You can do that.
Screeve
Let's go.
Matthew Mercer
So last we left off this troop. After traversing the sunken rampart, battling with a couple of pain beasts, then forging your way to the central southern land mass of the Halcyon domain, you implored entry into Volkoru and were denied due to the unproven untrustworthiness of your troop by the two barons. There, however, you were allowed to rest outside of the walls and trade with the representative. A few trades were made, some acquisitions were acquired, and then you headed northward for the rest of your trek towards Amber Reach through the screaming forest, a place that has a hint of anxiety, specifically for a couple of you. As you trekked into this eerily quiet, dark place, the leafless trees reaching out, gnarled branches that look like forever frozen screaming bodies stretched in agony. The landscape itself, the underbrush filled with spongy, dark, multicolored fungus, you began to hear the buzzing sound of something in the distance, Something familiar to some of you. In attempting to hide away, you awoke some of the nearby fungus, its caustic touch beginning to burn through your armor. Before a large Rotlord itself was summoned from the underbrush. And you battled it, as it called more of its brethren to your side. Unable to finish the battle quickly enough, two Hive Collectors arrived. And while they were beaten fairly hard, they managed to flee elsewhere. And the instinct to run took over as your troop began to sprint towards what you hoped to be the exit of the Screaming Forest. With that, I'm beginning a dynamic consequence timer on a 5. Here. A DCT. And you are all running. You are running somewhere in the Screaming Forest. First off, which direction are you going? Who's helming this? Who's looking for the proper path?
Brixton
We were saying north, right? We're trying to get north.
Matthew Mercer
North, Correct. Who knows north?
Screeve
I do. I do. I've been there before, so I can use some sort of ability.
Brixton
You've been north before?
Ashley Johnson
You have?
Matthew Mercer
I have.
Brixton
It's a Ranger ability.
Screeve
Path Forward Wayfinder ability. When you're traveling to a place you've previously visited, you can identify the shortest, most direct path to your destination.
Matthew Mercer
Great. The shortest and most direct path. Is it the path you're taking? Uh oh. Or is it the safest path? Uh oh? This is a question for you, Snix.
Screeve
Shortest.
Matthew Mercer
Yes, yes, yes. Shortest path. Let's go. I need you, Snix, as you're leading the rest of this troop, to make an instinct roll to see how well you can traverse your group safely to the shortest path from where you're currently running.
Idol
I'll shadow your roll, just so I know whether to feel bad or good.
Matthew Mercer
About what you do.
Screeve
Stay behind me, everyone. Just follow my. My little cute tail.
Brixton
Oh, no.
Screeve
11 with hope.
Matthew Mercer
Oh. 11 with hope. Okay, it's a failure. With hope, the countdown timer ticks down from five to three on a failure. With hope, you gain a hope. But in rushing to the most direct route, you go charging directly into what looks to be a partially sunken part of the forest. As you go around the side of it, the ground itself feels a little spongy. It's almost like this landscape was recently rocked by some strange physical activity. A little bit of the back of your brain tickles like a bad memory that you don't want to focus on. But nevertheless, you continue to push forward. As you do, you watch as the Screaming Forest. The Screaming Forest is indeed awakening, which this is awakening. There is awakened corruption throughout this forest. And as you're making a tangled escape through it, that's what this marker is situated to represent. Now, as you are rushing around this somewhat sunken mass here, where it seems almost like the force divvies into a massive dent about 60, 70ft across, it almost seems to breathe for a minute before it Sinks a little lower and the ground around you snakes out a vine to grab at you initially. Uh oh. This is going to be. Sorry, you need to make an agility reaction roll.
Screeve
Agility react. Okay. I have advantage on roles to traverse, navigate harsh environments and use my survival knowledge.
Matthew Mercer
No, Navigate a harsh environment. Yes. However, this is a specifically awakened part of it coming at you.
Screeve
Great. That is very good. Except it's a 23. This is reaction roll. 23.
Matthew Mercer
23. Great. You manage to dart out of the way as this gnarled thorn vine tries to rip out and grab onto Snix's leg. You bounce out of the way and continue trekking onward. Now you're on the shortest path, but you can see some of the trees almost seem to be shifting. You can't tell if the trees are coming alive or the landscape is moving. It's hard to tell. But there is something. Something brimming beyond your horizon. Some low, bassy, distant hum that you didn't pick up before. You continue rushing forward for the time being. However, as that sound begins to happen, that rumble brings a different sound. A louder as it sounds like a bunch of somewhat twisted woodland creatures that take up residence here are also running your direction from the northward way. Fleeing, stampeding. You're uncertain, but a large group of what look like deeply fucked up deer are now rushing towards you. Their heads twisted and hanging and slopping back and forth as they run, their horns gnarled and twisted into two of them. Their heads are tied together by the horns and they're rushing in tandem. And they all just come charging towards your group like.
Adelia
Same hat.
Brixton
Why are they running? What are they fleeing from?
Matthew Mercer
They are rushing in your direction. Who would like to helm avoiding this stampede?
Adelia
Can I do that? I'm going to leap for a tree and try to hang off the side of it.
Matthew Mercer
All right. So you're trying to lead the group into an avoidance. I'm going to make this a group action roll with you helming it. I need everybody else here to make an agility roll for me before you roll.
Ashley Johnson
Screen agility.
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Screeve
It'S a reaction.
Matthew Mercer
No, this is actually an agility roll to see if you can get out of the way of this stampede. Thirteen.
Idol
Thirteen with hope.
Matthew Mercer
Well, this is. Okay, so it's a group roll. So yeah. So 13, that's a minus 1. Fuck.
Ashley Johnson
8.
Matthew Mercer
Oh no. Minus 2.
Ashley Johnson
6.
Matthew Mercer
Minus 3. Minus 4.
August
7.
Matthew Mercer
Minus 5.
Brixton
18.
Matthew Mercer
Minus 4.
Ashley Johnson
What?
Matthew Mercer
Oh yeah. Go ahead and make your roll.
August
You got that?
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Adelia
I'm going to use my new experience Creepy climbers add to the roll.
Matthew Mercer
All right, so spend a hope to do so.
Adelia
Okay, it's done. That is 13, 14, 15, 16 of.
Matthew Mercer
The hope for me -4 is be to going.
Idol
Going to be a 12, which is totally enough.
Adelia
Not great.
Matthew Mercer
That counts down the consequence timer to A1. As the stampede comes rushing through, you reach up for the tree and the rest of you follow suit. You grab it without issue with each other ally that leaps under the branch.
Adelia
This way, this way.
Matthew Mercer
Until eventually, halfway up, the trunk of the tree snaps out to the side and your whole troop impacts and scatters to the ground as the stampede runs past.
Adelia
I came down to you.
Matthew Mercer
All of you, as a troop. Suffer.
Adelia
That's the end of the sentence.
August
Just suffer.
Matthew Mercer
Just suffer. Eight points of physical damage as you all get briefly stampeded, knocked to the side, kicked and pushed off into the nearby brush by this group of about 12. 13.
Ashley Johnson
Our armor's all fucked up.
Screeve
Yeah, because of last time.
Idol
8 points of damage.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, Matt, you gave me in the last game, you gave me a temporary boost to my armor. Does that still count?
August
As long as we haven't taken a rest, I believe it still counts.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, so you can spend an armor if you want.
Brixton
And furthermore, I went unstoppable at the end of the battle. But it says that this continues until the end of this scene.
Matthew Mercer
I will allow this to continue to be the same scene since you are still kind of fleeing from that battle and the threats haven't left your periphery.
Brixton
Okay, I take no damage.
Matthew Mercer
Great.
Ashley Johnson
I'm going to spend a hope to use my runeward.
Matthew Mercer
All right, go ahead and roll for the Runeword's damage reduction.
Ashley Johnson
That's 1d8 down by 4, which brings it down to a 2, which is a minor one hit point.
Matthew Mercer
You got them. Alrighty. Taking back up where you are, you can hear other creatures that call the forest home rushing away and tearing through the nearby trees, leaping over small hills and other weird shadows that are leaping. Something intense is happening in the direction that you're traveling that you can feel under the ground like a this big bassy impact. And then suddenly a large.
Brixton
Perhaps we should.
Matthew Mercer
And then it goes quiet ahead.
Brixton
Perhaps we should listen to the wildlife and not go forward. Maybe we should peel off to the side.
Screeve
Is there wildlife around us?
Matthew Mercer
The wildlife has kind of passed by and that weird rumble has apparently gone quiet.
Adelia
Can I climb another tree? Just me?
Matthew Mercer
Sure, if you want to. What are you trying to do?
Adelia
I just want to get up high and see anything coming from a distance.
Matthew Mercer
All right, go ahead and make an instinct roll for me as you clamber up. You're a fairly decent climber and you're not currently in the immediate threat of dodging out of the way. So I'll let you climb up and try and keep a view over this tangled leafless expanse.
Adelia
Oh, not great. It's 11 with hope.
Matthew Mercer
11 with hope. So you get a hope. But that does complete the consequence timer for your escape. You look ahead and you can see what looks to be, honestly, a safe clearing, which is kind of a nice welcome bit of information in the middle of this clustered forest.
Adelia
Looks pretty good.
Matthew Mercer
With that, you all begin to charge forward, rushing towards what you hope to be the edge of the forest, where the trees begin to diminish. As you rush up, you all stop yourselves as you're suddenly met with a massive gaping sinkhole in the middle of this forest. One that had just emerged. Such things have been rumored to happen across the Halcyon domain. The ever shifting sinkholes, an unknown natural or unnatural occurrence that just swallow whole gulfs of land. It's been a while since a recent one had erupted. The last one months ago, had consumed the majority of what is now a mostly abandoned and destroyed settlement a little ways northwest of here. You have flashbacks of the last one you encountered? I do. That took away your companion in that travel, yes. But here, as you rush up to the edge of this massive sinkhole, an impossibly large thing from side to side, just a black expanse below, this warm wind emerging with a sulfurous scent to it as it billows up your hair, being pushed up by the rising wind, you hear a sound, right as you glance. You look up behind you and watch as there are two thicker armored looking hive collectors than the ones you encountered before. Not the same ones that have fled, but two large ones that are carrying one massive dark shaped figure. The two of them clutching onto it and lifting it, almost like they're both airlifting some other entity through the air as a voice rings out from above. Those that leave will return to the hive. Mother misses you, August. I'm going to put down a map here for you. Oh, what happened? To who?
Idol
Burt Bumper.
August
Why do I write scary things about that?
Screeve
Bumper fell in a sinkhole and was never seen again. I'm a ranger. I used to have an animal companion, but they're useless, as we all know. He fell into a sinkhole and died.
August
As an anthropomorphic ranger animal. Did you have a human companion who was useless?
Screeve
He's like an elephant.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, well, that's it's like a mini.
Screeve
Elephant that I used to ride.
Ashley Johnson
An elephant?
Screeve
Mini elephant guy.
Ashley Johnson
That's adorable.
Matthew Mercer
He was so cute.
Brixton
The quicksand, just like our childhood told us would be a problem.
Matthew Mercer
As you all turn around and hear this voice, you watch as the two buzzing elite hive collectors release this shattered entity that arcs down. Fuck. And lands. You see this monstrous swollen insect, arachnid type creature. Its outer chitinous skin a pale yellowed, almost jaundiced color. Biological armor plates that sit across its multitude of multi segmented legs. Its lower thorax itself kind of swollen and cracked in places. And where the joints are throughout it, you can see this thick, slick purple under flesh that seems to almost be between where it's exposed. The two larger humanoid arms that emerge from its torso clutch an amazing, nasty looking glaive that has this awful hooked blade on it. You see, aside from the armor plates, a crest that contains a multitude of candles that are all still lit, glowing behind it. Its head looks like it's under a hood, but the hood itself is almost like the same jaundiced. A flesh flap over its purple slick face that seems to emit this horrible voice from a sourceless mouth as it impacts and lands.
Ashley Johnson
Oh my God.
Screeve
Big hood, big baby scream.
Ashley Johnson
Look how it sparkles.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, pretty colors to this degree.
Ashley Johnson
Are they bigger than the last ones or those same size?
Matthew Mercer
Those are the same size, but these ones are a little bigger. A little better armored, A little more serious. A little more of like a royal escort, if you will, for Mother. Fuck.
Ashley Johnson
That's Mother. That's Mother.
Brixton
Call me Mother.
Matthew Mercer
Argus Queen Mother. You are my favorite experiment. I'm glad you're home. Kill the rest.
Adelia
Oh, God, I want to run.
Ashley Johnson
I am going.
Brixton
Wait, do we run?
Ashley Johnson
Are you not? I am going to step in front of August.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, snap.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, boy.
August
I don't know what to do.
Ashley Johnson
This is all up.
Brixton
We can run. She's gonna be. Running is always an option.
Screeve
She's really fast.
Brixton
Okay, well, they are very fast.
August
Oh, boy.
Ashley Johnson
I didn't plan anything else. Oh, you just had to step in? Well, no, I was like. Well, wait, are we gonna discuss something?
Screeve
No, no, no.
August
I'm paralyzed.
Matthew Mercer
If no one's doing anything. Oh, God. At this point, what do you got?
Ashley Johnson
I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna decide right in this moment.
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Ashley Johnson
What I'm gonna do is which one do I wanna do? Wild flame. Shoot a wild flame.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. As you approach, she's like, I recognize word of you. Another child taken too soon. They all return to Martha August.
Ashley Johnson
Do I have permission?
Matthew Mercer
Yes. Yes.
Screeve
Oh, God, yeah.
Ashley Johnson
Now?
Matthew Mercer
Yes, now.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, so. Oh, oh, oh. I got a crit.
Matthew Mercer
Nice. Cool. Hell, yeah. So you clear a stress, you gain a hope.
Brixton
Oh, that's exciting.
Matthew Mercer
And go ahead and roll some damage.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. A clear stress, gain a home.
Brixton
Like max damage on one of the die or something.
Matthew Mercer
Correct. So for damage on this, you get max one die and. And then roll an additional die to it.
Ashley Johnson
Max one die. Okay. Max one die. Okay, so I roll two D6s. So one of those is a six. Am I. Am I understanding that correctly?
Brixton
Your proficiency went up too, or is it?
Ashley Johnson
So it's max 12 and then you added it.
Matthew Mercer
So I'm double checking here real fast since we are level two. Okay.
August
Far as a pencil, right?
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. 90. Got the book here. We can do it. All right. So far. Okay.
August
I'm gonna try something.
Screeve
Too much fun.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, God.
August
That is so much worse than I imagined.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, God.
Ashley Johnson
Targets you succeed against. Take 2d6. Magic damage.
Matthew Mercer
I'm sorry. No, it's. It's a max of your dice. Then roll your dice on top of it. Not one dice because we're at second.
Ashley Johnson
So that's 12 plus another 2d6. Plus another 2d6.
Matthew Mercer
Correct.
Ashley Johnson
2D2 dx plus another 6.
Matthew Mercer
Plus another 6.
Ashley Johnson
18. So 18 plus, plus. No, it's just wildfire.
Matthew Mercer
So 18 points of magic damage or physical damage.
Ashley Johnson
It is magic damage.
Matthew Mercer
All right.
Ashley Johnson
But I do have to mark a stress as flames erupt from my hands.
Matthew Mercer
Go ahead, mark stress. That is a major wound on Twitter. Marks two hit points as mother flames curl around ungrateful children.
Ashley Johnson
No, I don't need to use that.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, okay.
Ashley Johnson
Wait. Can I have used the distraction of when she did her fire to use my. They most come at night and run and hide.
Matthew Mercer
If you want to go ahead and attempt to hide, make a finesse roll.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Screeve
To use an experience, you mark a hope.
Matthew Mercer
A hope.
Ashley Johnson
Use a hope in order to do that.
Matthew Mercer
Correct.
Screeve
Spend a hope.
Matthew Mercer
Spend a hope and then add that bonus to your deck.
Ashley Johnson
Finesse. Ooh, that's good. 13, 14, 15, 16 with Hope.
Matthew Mercer
So gain a hope. Where would you like to hide?
Ashley Johnson
Yes, I want to hide. I want to try to hide over here.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. So as they're approaching, you're small, you draw off to the side. And as far as you think, you hide behind the underbrush and the nearby fungus and get low. They may not see. Do you want to continue with your turn?
Ashley Johnson
Sure, sure.
Matthew Mercer
You can wait. It's up to You.
Ashley Johnson
I'm going to unleash chaos as I like as she did it. I want to have unleashed chaos at the same time and then make a mad dash so it feels like it came from her.
Matthew Mercer
Unleash chaos. Perfect. All right, so go ahead and roll the unleash chaos.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. Okay. I make a spell casting that is 13 with hope.
Matthew Mercer
That is not going to succeed. So you gain a hope, but that.
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Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
All right. So as you unleash the chaos, it arcs off, ends up firing off into the sky somewhere. You watch as mother like, then so be it. She darts forward rapidly towards your troops, and it's gonna go ahead and make a sweeping incision. Now, she has an ability called surgical accuracy. So before she makes an attack, I roll a D6 on a 4 or higher. Your evasion is halved against it. Oh, my God. And it is against everybody. Sweeping incision is everybody in close range, which is all of you but you. So that's a five. So all of your evasion is halved against this attack.
August
Don't round up for odd number.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, like What? That's a 13 round up to minus.
Ashley Johnson
Five to our evasion.
Matthew Mercer
Six. It's halved.
Ashley Johnson
So your evasion is now six.
Matthew Mercer
Shit. All right, so for that, that's gonna be a 13 to hit, which is not a great roll, but your evasion is halved. Pretty sure that hits all of you.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, shit.
Matthew Mercer
Yes. All right, so for this, it's going to be. Oh, wait, sorry. I don't have fear to spend on that. So it's not a sweeping incision. Instead, it's going to be. It's still surgical accuracy, but it's just gonna be targeted against a single person. And that single person is going to be you, since you're the one that lit it on fire, not my mother. So that is. That's a. Different damage types. Ooh. That's gonna be 27 points of physical damage against you.
Screeve
Yikes.
Idol
You have no armor.
Ashley Johnson
It's gone.
Idol
27 points.
Matthew Mercer
27 points physical damage.
August
That's dumb.
Idol
What happens if it's double your severe damage threshold?
Matthew Mercer
Double your severe. Yeah, that's four hit points you mark.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, and if you're out of hit points.
Brixton
I am your shield. I am your shield. I am your shield.
Matthew Mercer
Do you have the.
Brixton
Yes. I'll take the stress and do this.
Ashley Johnson
God damn it.
Idol
Otherwise.
Ashley Johnson
Wait. You would be dead. I would be dead.
Matthew Mercer
We'd be rolling. Well, we'd be going into death moves here.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, okay, okay. All right. I do love a death move.
Matthew Mercer
So that is 27 points of physical damage against you, Brixton.
Brixton
Okay, wait. Oh, it has to be Double my. What's the double situation?
Matthew Mercer
What's your severe threshold?
Brixton
My severe threshold is 18.
Ashley Johnson
I am.
Matthew Mercer
So it is not double.
Brixton
No. I am also currently unstoppable, so I reduce the severity of physical damage by one threshold.
Matthew Mercer
So it's a major.
Brixton
I will also spin an armor and drop it down to a miner.
Matthew Mercer
All right, go for it.
Brixton
A minor.
Matthew Mercer
That's amazing that that's what Guardians do.
Brixton
Just eat the full brunt of it on my shield.
Matthew Mercer
Jarting in forward for a moment for this brief period of time that you've regained life. You see this flash in your mind of it coming to a dark, sudden close, and you realize that darkness is not your vision. It's the shadow of Brixton, who had leapt in front of you and took the blow and glances over her shoulder at you with a nod and an acknowledgment.
Ashley Johnson
The old gods are with you.
Brixton
And the truth that is true. Not today. What's that old God's name?
Ashley Johnson
Yes.
Brixton
Not today, Ratu.
Matthew Mercer
Not today. It's back to you all. What are you doing?
Brixton
Well, I'll fuck this shit.
Matthew Mercer
I'm going in. Let's go, Brixton.
Ashley Johnson
I'm fucking Reggie.
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Brixton
Okay, I'm going to. I'm gonna do a forceful push because I can.
Matthew Mercer
You want to move it all first.
Idol
You want to stay sack out of our face.
Brixton
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, that Is not terrible.
Screeve
Don't you say fear. Don't you say fear.
Brixton
20 with fear.
Matthew Mercer
That is a success, though. So go ahead and roll the success. Remember, you guys leveled up into tier two. So do the enemies.
Brixton
I will spend a hope, though, to okay. On a successful damage. I get to knock them back to close range.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Brixton
I did not succeed with hope, so I will not add a D6. But I will spend a hope to make her vulnerable, to make mommy vulnerable. And then let me roll some damage so I have with my strength, with my ability, and then I get to add this. So it's gonna be 7, 8, 9 to whatever I roll here. Okay. So that is going to be 19 damage.
Matthew Mercer
19 damage. That is a major wound. That is two hit points to mother as you. After taking the full brunt of it, you turn back with a heavy swing, carve across the front of the thorax. One of the front legs curls back defensively, and you end up carving it off her body. It tumbles on the ground. Savor that one's flesh. Dawn my bait chambers as she gets knocked back and catches herself against the nearby trees. Do you want to move on your turn, or is that the end of it? I do want to maintain.
Brixton
No, because this is how I shield. I need to kind of be with everybody else.
Matthew Mercer
You got it.
Brixton
Okay. I will shift just one or two to the left here, but let me stay close to idle.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. There.
Brixton
Yeah. And then I am going to turn, and I'm going to look at August and say, what was that you said about running? Well, you know, make a choice.
Matthew Mercer
So you roll with fear. So it comes to mother.
Brixton
Yeah.
Matthew Mercer
Mother's going to activate immediately after and retort. And I do have a fear this time. So mother's going to charge right forward, getting low. The spider legs picking up speed as she rushes forward. Getting low as the massive glaive attempts to massively sweep across your troops, Bending that fear to do the sweeping incision I was going to do before. Let's see if the evasion is out. It's a five. It is. So the surgical accuracy kicks in, and this attack is going to be. Oh, not great. She only rolled an 8. But what's your evasions?
August
Cut in half.
Matthew Mercer
Cut in half. Four and a half. All right, so I believe that hits everyone. Okay. Everyone who Is struck tags 21 points of physical damage.
Idol
Nice hit.
Matthew Mercer
Across the entirety of your troop.
Idol
Nice hit.
Brixton
You don't have any armor.
Ashley Johnson
That's the problem. Nobody knows armor.
Matthew Mercer
I do.
August
Oh, boy.
Adelia
I have a little left.
Idol
You just Gotta play better.
Adelia
I took one. I already lost my armor. I am crossing off my last armor.
Ashley Johnson
I'm out.
Adelia
From severe down to major.
Matthew Mercer
You're out?
Ashley Johnson
I'm out.
Matthew Mercer
So we get to your. So Misty.
Ashley Johnson
Yes, yes.
Matthew Mercer
Misty. We get to your. Your new death move. No, you have. You have the choice.
Ashley Johnson
No.
Matthew Mercer
No.
Ashley Johnson
Well, give me.
Matthew Mercer
Go.
Ashley Johnson
Go around. I gotta think about it.
Matthew Mercer
No, there's no time. Death waves are no.
Idol
1.
Matthew Mercer
Hold on your pace.
Ashley Johnson
What am I doing?
Matthew Mercer
What am I doing?
August
You should just hit my full HP. I haven't gone over. But I had 5 HP and now I am have no HPs.
Matthew Mercer
Out.
August
Wait, you're out 2.
Brixton
We can reduce.
August
I don't think so.
Matthew Mercer
Hit that bass drop Gia. Hit that bass drop Gia. Make the table shake.
August
I may have something.
Matthew Mercer
Make the table shake. Nope. So both of you get to make death moves, right?
Idol
Oh, baby.
Matthew Mercer
The choices are blaze of glory, sleep into her arms. Yes. Blaze of glory. Take one action. That's an automatic crit. And then you die. Avoid death and face the consequences. You both just fall unconscious and cannot come to consciousness until you are healed. Or you take a long rest or risk it all. Roll the duality dice. If the hope is higher, you take the hope die number and distribute that amongst your hit points and stress to recover. If the fear die is higher, you are dead. Choice is yours.
August
I can't be unconscious for this.
Idol
There is no tomorrow.
Ashley Johnson
I can't either.
August
I'm rolling.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, God. What else is there to do?
Screeve
You can be unconscious.
Ashley Johnson
Yeah, but that feels.
Adelia
That's not what you did though.
Screeve
I know, but I'm daring.
Matthew Mercer
It's up to you all.
Ashley Johnson
Wait, can you. Sorry. I know.
Matthew Mercer
If somebody else manages to heal you, you can come back to consciousness. Yeah.
Ashley Johnson
Wait. If someone heals you, you can come back to consciousness. I don't heal knocked out.
Idol
Yeah, I can heal as long as I survive long enough to heal.
Ashley Johnson
Well, that's the thing. If there's two of us, that's the.
Matthew Mercer
End of my turn. It goes back to you.
Ashley Johnson
So Idol could run over and heal you right now?
Idol
I could, but I'd have to pick between one of you two and I don't know which one I like more. I'm open to Brian.
Ashley Johnson
What are you gonna do?
Matthew Mercer
I don't know.
Idol
Let the dice decide.
Ashley Johnson
You go first. Cause I already did it once.
August
I think it's the dice.
Ashley Johnson
Duality dice.
Idol
I love it.
Screeve
Oh my God.
Brixton
I should have stayed in the thick of it.
August
I mean, fuck.
Brixton
I was trying to get up.
Idol
Are you going first?
Matthew Mercer
I Mean, technically, you died.
Ashley Johnson
Are you doing it? I died. I know, but he already did.
Matthew Mercer
Just know.
Ashley Johnson
I've already done it.
Matthew Mercer
If you die, you're out of the game.
Screeve
Yes, well, we can talk to your dead body with Travis's new features, you can.
Ashley Johnson
Oh my God. This is so high risk.
August
This is high risk, man. You fucking. You reminded me that you can heal.
Idol
You can probably order takeout.
Ashley Johnson
Let him heal. Let him heal you.
Matthew Mercer
What do you want to do?
Ashley Johnson
Oh.
Idol
It'S up to you. It's up to you.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, I got to.
August
I. I think I got. I think I got to roll for it.
Matthew Mercer
All right, do. Do you want to roll on the table or do you want to roll in your. And say it again? You made the pull.
Idol
I said fear, right?
Matthew Mercer
Hope just has to be higher than fear, dear.
Screeve
My God, I don't like this.
Matthew Mercer
I don't like this at all.
Screeve
I don't like it.
Matthew Mercer
I don't. That fear Die landed on a 10 before that hope die finished showing. And I was like, fuck. Taliesin died.
Screeve
I don't know what to do now.
Matthew Mercer
Oh God, what an injection. August. Woohoo. August.
Ashley Johnson
Oh yeah, I went to a 12. I saw the 10.
Matthew Mercer
I saw the 10 hit. I'm like, oh, God damn. No. August. As you fall, as you fall into shadow for a minute, the last thing you recall are countless moments of trauma and fear and torture at the hand of mother living under the black shadow and the pain and the machinations of this strange subterranean terror. And you feel the surge of fire in your chest. Some sourceless power. This flicker within says, not yet. There's still too much to do and vengeance to dull out. With that, you grab from within this well of strength inside you and you rise to one knee. You could distribute 12amongst your stress and hit points to recover. Can I do anything with all I have left over? Nope.
Adelia
Damn golden boy only has to help.
August
One person, and I get no hope from that roll either way.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, so true. If I go unconscious and somebody comes over to maybe heal me, then why.
Idol
Are you gesturing to me?
Ashley Johnson
Well, cause I'm hoping if I do that, then I would heal. How would I heal?
Matthew Mercer
I don't know.
Idol
You're a big ass statue. How much would you heal?
Ashley Johnson
Like how.
Matthew Mercer
That depends on how many hit points they can heal you.
Idol
Cuz like I don't have just to metagame. If. If it. If it all goes well on a failure, I would mark a stress and clear one hit point for you so.
Matthew Mercer
The minimum one would be back down.
Ashley Johnson
I have no Armor like I'm back down again.
Brixton
Leave you asleep until we finish this fight.
Idol
And I can only do this once.
Matthew Mercer
Or.
August
Or sleep until we.
Ashley Johnson
That feels so lame.
Idol
I can do it. I can do it for you one time before long.
August
And I also have some stuff I can do too.
Ashley Johnson
I would say. You would say unconscious because we now.
Brixton
Have Sage of Umbra baby.
August
But what would you do? I've done my wild king.
Adelia
What would Misty do?
Ashley Johnson
Okay, you know what? I'm an unconscious.
Brixton
We just started the game.
Matthew Mercer
Yep.
Ashley Johnson
I can't do it yet. There's no way we're gonna get one. Good. We already. I'm not gonna test the gods.
Matthew Mercer
Swinging the pendulum, August crumbles and then begins to rise on one knee. Are you going unconscious or are you rolling?
Ashley Johnson
I'm going unconscious.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. But I kind of want to roll. The Misty impacts the ground with a heavy thud and is not moving. No.
Screeve
However, I think she's just a statue. That's how she is.
Matthew Mercer
Oh. It is no longer my spotlight. Who wants to go?
Screeve
I need to heal. Okay, so I'm going to use. I'm going to burn my armor. So stitcher burning three hope to restore three armor slots.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Brixton
Did you make her go vulnerable? I made her vulnerable.
Matthew Mercer
Yes. Yes. I should have been marking them, but I had it written down here.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
So. Yeah.
Screeve
And I'm gonna consume my minor health potion to attack her on to open up a hit point.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Screeve
Do whatever you want.
Idol
I'm running over. I've got four hope I'm gonna burn three to use my life support feature as a seraph to spend three hope to clear a hit point on an ally within close range. So can I run over, get hands.
Matthew Mercer
On you feel that same spark of divine power that's been eluding you, eluding purpose and clarity for so long. But with this travel and the dire circumstances and the ever constant threat of death, you feel that well of strength and you just get tempered like steel against an anvil. And in this moment, it's the first time you truly feel like you have a strong grasp on the powers within you as you reach down, truly for the first time recalling and pulling somebody from the edge of death. You touch down on Misty's body and watch the wings begin to shift and move once more as you come back to consciousness with one hit point.
Screeve
Okay, I'm done with this, I guess.
Matthew Mercer
Thank you. Okay.
August
Am I in a. Am I in very close range to Mother?
Ashley Johnson
If I get hit again, I'm screwed.
Matthew Mercer
You're right. Now within very close Range and close range is the edge of the cliff right there. That darkness is the. That is the ever shifting. I'm going to sinkhole, so be warned.
Brixton
Where's the shifting black?
Matthew Mercer
That black is the edge of the sinkhole that you all ran up to. So do not be try and avoid being pushed in there.
Screeve
It's over there.
Matthew Mercer
Well, fuck.
Brixton
I would have pushed her into that.
August
Now we know that's okay. And she's vulnerable, which means you get a D6 to attack her.
Ashley Johnson
Correct?
Matthew Mercer
Correct.
August
I'm gonna cast slumber.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Ashley Johnson
Oh.
Matthew Mercer
Oh. Come on.
August
All right, here we go.
Matthew Mercer
Are you rolling? Oh, the D16. Yes.
August
Go to sleep. That's 16 with hope.
Matthew Mercer
All right, take a hope.
August
Oh, 1670. That's 20 with hope. Thank you.
Matthew Mercer
That's a success. Yep.
August
Thank you. She's asleep. Unless. Until we attack her or you spend.
Matthew Mercer
A fear to wake her up. Exactly. There's no fear. So as Mother looks over and sees the move, I say when they live or die. And kind of like the thorax rests, the spider legs curl in and right now the glaive hits the ground as she's.
Idol
She stays like that until we.
August
She takes damage or spends a fear.
Matthew Mercer
What's the plan? The two of her buzzing companions, they're just watching mother go. Look at each other. At this reaction on her veering down to dark. Torch.
Idol
Does she have anything we need? Is there anything on her that we could possibly need?
Matthew Mercer
Probably. No. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
August
I'm gonna look at them.
Matthew Mercer
Just run. Yeah. Yell at these motherfuckers.
Brixton
I'm gonna go over and help lift Misty up and start kind of hobbling and helping her flee. Okay, let's see how far we can get.
August
I guess I can also spend.
Matthew Mercer
If we're.
August
If I touch you while we're running by, I can.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, actually hold on.
August
Never mind. Carry on for a second. I gotta find my.
Ashley Johnson
Where's everybody going?
Matthew Mercer
Where are you all fleeing?
Screeve
Where were we going before this?
Matthew Mercer
You were running this direction. And there's a sinkhole in the lake.
August
Let's start heading west around the sinkhole, I suppose.
Ashley Johnson
Yeah. So we have to go around it now.
Matthew Mercer
Sure. Okay, so as you're deciding this in shout run, I'm going to take an action of one of these collectors to close off your path and move over into this section of the region and kind of stand there waiting.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, no.
Brixton
Is that the way? Should it go the other way?
Adelia
That's where we would head.
Matthew Mercer
This one is going to shoot down next to Mother. What are you doing continuing to flee? Which direction are you fleeing? Where are you going?
Adelia
Well, where did you mean for us to go? Around the hole? The hole is behind her this way.
Matthew Mercer
The hole is. If we're talking about size and width, the hole is further than the length of the edge of that.
Ashley Johnson
Whoa, that's a big hole.
Adelia
Fuck it.
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Adelia
I start loping towards Adelia and on all fours, basically, and past her and get back to back with Adelia and I will reach my hands into the soil and little tendrils of shadow from underneath. All the silver rings piercing my arms stab into the ground and shadow stab out of the ground up into its body. And I will attempt to use Shadow Bind for the flyer.
Matthew Mercer
Zack, things in close range.
Adelia
I said I'm running up to it. Oh, is it?
Matthew Mercer
That's close range one there.
Adelia
I can't get close enough to do it then.
Matthew Mercer
You can if you want to. Make an agility roll to cover to far range. So make an agility roll.
Ashley Johnson
Don't roll with fear. Don't roll with fear. Don't roll with fear. Don't roll with fear.
Adelia
I just might.
Matthew Mercer
I did.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, no, she's gonna wake up.
Adelia
It's 11 width.
Matthew Mercer
That's unfortunately a failure. As you're rushing through this rough terrain, you trip over a rock and catch yourself. You end just alongside Adelia and get to that point before you get close enough to get to the shadow. And that's going to shift the spotlight back to me. I'm going to spend the fear to drop the sleep and you watch his mother on mother's activation. This turn is going be to. I don't have a fear to spend on the sweeping incision. So instead she's going to use to me my children. She's going to mark a stress and immediately spotlight both of her companions. This one here is going to dart there and this one is going to dart here. The one that's going to come after you is going to go ahead and use its sleeping sting against you. Idle. That's going to be an 11 to hit.
Idol
It hits.
Matthew Mercer
All right, you take on this 14 points of physical damage and I need you to make an instinct reaction roll burn.
Idol
One instinct reaction roll coming right up.
Matthew Mercer
That's four with a hope. Okay, so no hope. Doesn't matter. It's a reaction roll. Oh, thank you. As it shoots down. Actually, you take half that damage because when both of them activate, they do half damage. So. Sorry. So that one four. So. So you would have. Yeah, you would have taken only a minor Wound on that.
Idol
Okay. Okay. So nothing. Cuz I burned an armor.
Matthew Mercer
Got it. Well, so sorry. It would have been the damage before that. So the damage before that would have been halved, which still would have been. What's your threshold?
Idol
11.
Matthew Mercer
11. So yeah, it would have been nothing. You're good. So if you took nothing. If you took nothing on this, I'd say that avoids the impact. You took no damage on that. So it didn't even. Its proboscis couldn't stab into your body and you just pushed it away so you wouldn't even had to make the reaction.
Idol
I had lots of espresso this morning.
Matthew Mercer
So that's good on you. For you. Adelia.
Ashley Johnson
Am I hidden? I was under brush.
Matthew Mercer
You're right, you're under brush. So this would be actually against you. Screeve.
Ashley Johnson
Sorry.
Matthew Mercer
Screev.
Adelia
That's all right.
Matthew Mercer
That's gonna be a 19. To hit, you gotta play.
Adelia
To play that hits, you take.
Matthew Mercer
Five plus five.
August
Oh, yeah.
Matthew Mercer
It would be 15 physical damage halved. So that is gonna bring you eight points of physical damage against you.
Adelia
Oh, that goes into major of damage. That's two. I'm down.
Brixton
And you don't have any.
Ashley Johnson
You're down.
Adelia
No, I'm all done.
Brixton
And you're across the. Can't do anything about it.
Matthew Mercer
It's a scree death move here.
Ashley Johnson
I should have taken it. I should have taken the hit.
Matthew Mercer
Are you gonna roll for it?
Adelia
I don't know.
August
I can heal.
Adelia
Let me think.
Matthew Mercer
Longer than three seconds. You two. Okay, so there's risk at all.
Idol
The dead are trying to.
Matthew Mercer
Or avoid the consequences and just go unconscious or blaze of glory.
Ashley Johnson
Scream.
Adelia
I do want to die. But I just got here. I want to play one more game after this.
Matthew Mercer
Scream. I'm going on top.
Ashley Johnson
Scream.
Matthew Mercer
The proboscis spears into his abdomen. And as the pointed snout withdraws, I'm.
Ashley Johnson
Gonna reach out from under the brush and grab ahold of the proboscis. Yes.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Ashley Johnson
And I'm gonna cast cinder grasp on him.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. Go ahead and roll for it.
Ashley Johnson
She a mad girl.
Matthew Mercer
Come on, girly.
Brixton
Creepy girly.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, that's. Oh, fuck. It was with fear though. 12, 19, 22. With fear.
Matthew Mercer
With fear. That is a success. So go ahead and roll damage on that.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. Okay. Sweet. That's 10 plus what? 10 plus three. That's 13. And I'm gonna mark a stress. That's to double the damage dice.
Matthew Mercer
Ooh. All right. So let's go.
Ashley Johnson
That's 23 points of damage.
Matthew Mercer
23 points of damage. That's Gonna be a major wound. That HIVE collector marks three hit points.
Ashley Johnson
And he's on fire now.
Matthew Mercer
And it's on fire. So whenever it makes an action, he.
Ashley Johnson
Has to take 2d6.
Matthew Mercer
That one is on fire.
Ashley Johnson
Yes.
Matthew Mercer
It's like hovering in the air, trying to get the flames off it as they're curling and burning up its body. Awesome.
Ashley Johnson
And then I'm gonna take my stamina potion and down it.
Matthew Mercer
Go for it.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, shit. I've got salmon. Oh, sweet. That was a four.
Matthew Mercer
I give four stars, Mother. No, Mother is going to angrily still after shouting her friends watching one of them catch flame. One of you downed. There's a confluence of emotions here as she's like, I'll let you all kneel and drag you back to the caves. She's gonna go ahead and spend that fear to do a sweeping incision.
Brixton
I'm sorry.
Matthew Mercer
Six halved. Your evasion does keep happening to us.
August
Where's my six?
Matthew Mercer
Hold on. She rolled a three with a plus two. That's five. So with your evasion halved, who has a five or five or less with an evasion? Yeah, evasion halved.
Brixton
Me.
Matthew Mercer
Oh.
Idol
I'm four and a half.
Matthew Mercer
Brixton idol.
Screeve
I'm at seven.
Matthew Mercer
Six. Yeah, you're down six. Six. Okay. So Brixton and idle. A massive glaive swing at a furious speed. Spins around. Actually, she's going to go ahead and after this going to do that. So that's massive 2d6 plus 15 physical damage. That's going to be 22 points of physical damage against each of you. Good lord.
Brixton
I'm still unstoppable. So that drops down to a major. I'm going to spend an armor Drop it down to a minor. I'm also going to. I'm actually going to use my frontline tank ability and spend three hope to get back to armor.
Matthew Mercer
You got it. I burned one armor and is going to skitter this way to try and block off your exit. Still temporarily vulnerable thanks to Brixton earlier. Hasn't had the fear to spend and is more focused on aggression than defense. But that's going to finish my spotlight. Who wants to go?
Brixton
Since I'm right up base to base with her, can I kind of. I do a barrel roll around this way?
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Brixton
And I'm gonna.
Matthew Mercer
So you can get there with close range.
Brixton
That's great.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Brixton
I'm gonna attempt another forceful push and see if I can work her into the sinkhole.
Matthew Mercer
Ah. Okay, cool. So go ahead and roll an attack on this. You have an Advantage. So add the D6 to it.
Ashley Johnson
Okay?
Brixton
Okay. And then plus the three for my strength. Come on, come on.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Brixton
It's not super great.
Matthew Mercer
10. Lemon.
Brixton
12.
Matthew Mercer
13. 13 fear. 13 misses. As you spin around and bring your blade back, one of her spider like arachnid blades pulls back and jams you into the abdomen. It catches your breastplate. Not enough to wound you, but it knocks the wind out of you for a second. And your blow just goes limp against the thorax and you have to catch yourself back.
Brixton
Why have you forsaken me?
August
Oh, I am also flying, by the way, at this point. Sorry, not high.
Matthew Mercer
You're flying with this.
August
Yeah. I'm so sorry. I flew up when I did my attack. Just not super high. I'm at like the same height.
Matthew Mercer
Don't forget to note that when it comes to your turn.
August
Yeah, sorry.
Matthew Mercer
That's okay.
August
Yeah, sure.
Matthew Mercer
Where would you want to be?
August
I was like, I'm only like 10ft in the air and, like, only just above everybody. That'll do.
Matthew Mercer
Here, I'll do this. This will work. Oh, yay.
August
That's right. We have fancy ones.
Matthew Mercer
I do on occasion. All right, so putting that back on top.
August
Blasio.
Matthew Mercer
There you go.
August
Gay museum putty.
Matthew Mercer
It's the best. All right, so with that coming to mother.
Ashley Johnson
Damn it.
Matthew Mercer
Frustrated that you're still standing at this point. Ooh, you know what? I forgot that reaction. That's on me. Oh, and I forgot. Ow. In the chaos. I forgot a couple things there. Good.
Idol
Take one. Take one back. Take one back.
Matthew Mercer
I'll take one back. I'll gain another fear. Because technically she has momentum, which whenever she makes a successful attack against a PC, she gain his fear. So I would technically have two more fear. I'll just take one because it's on me for forgetting that. Yeah. How dare. So to that degree, you've taken the blow for a few people and it's pissed off. She's going to focus down on you as part of the activation. Is going to go ahead and come at you with her surgical glaive. Actually, you know what? She's going to shift this way to see if she can get all of you shouldn't spend a fear to do another sweeping incision against all in close range, which is going to be all of you.
Adelia
One weapon is going to just end the party.
Brixton
Still trying to run.
Matthew Mercer
So that's going to be penalty to evasion.
Brixton
Again, she's doing very well. She's doing well. She's going low.
Matthew Mercer
Say it. Okay, so with the plus Two. It's me. A six.
Idol
Oh, still hits.
Screeve
Doesn't hit me.
Matthew Mercer
It hits both of you. That hits you.
Ashley Johnson
Wait, it's Sagan 6.
Matthew Mercer
It's 6.
Ashley Johnson
So that would hit. That would hit me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We all have very low evasion.
August
Oh, actually, I can decide it. I can decide it doesn't. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Since I'm flying, I'm going to mark a stress and get a plus two bonus to my evasion. And now I'm fine.
Matthew Mercer
That's right, because you can die as a fairy. Okay, so you managed to just barely duck out of the way as the blade swings around and impacts Idol, Brixton, Misty, and Mrs. Snicks.
Screeve
Because you're Mrs. Me. Mine's seven.
Matthew Mercer
All right, so that's going to be why. 19 points of physical damage.
Brixton
Oh, okay.
Matthew Mercer
To both. To Brixton, idol, and Misty.
Idol
16 points of damage.
Ashley Johnson
Anything else here?
Screeve
Yikes.
Brixton
I'm gonna spend another damage.
Matthew Mercer
One more.
August
It's getting rough.
Ashley Johnson
No, cool, cool, cool. Cool down.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. Again. Are you going unconscious again?
Ashley Johnson
I can't. I can't.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, you can consult with your group.
Idol
As long. As long as I'm alive, I can. I have 12 other healing abilities I've.
Ashley Johnson
Used, but you can't use them on the same.
Idol
This healing hands one is the one that I can only do once per target. Once on a target in the same day. I have two other things. So I have two options left for you specifically.
August
Okay, we have one person. One other person down, too.
Ashley Johnson
Oh, I feel so lame.
Matthew Mercer
We're in.
August
We're in combat.
Idol
Wait, who else is down?
Matthew Mercer
Hello.
Brixton
Wait, you're also down.
August
Oh, there.
Brixton
You've been down. That's right.
Adelia
Down bad.
Brixton
You've been down.
Ashley Johnson
Can I have, like, a minute to think about it? Nobody else.
Matthew Mercer
Make your choice.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna roll. No, no, I'm gonna roll.
Matthew Mercer
Stop listening to everybody do. You're going to roll. Oh, gosh.
Ashley Johnson
I feel like this is dumb. Is this dumb? Yes.
Matthew Mercer
No.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. I'm not gonna do it.
Matthew Mercer
I'm gonna untouch it if you do it. No, it's okay. Do what you want to do. If you have healing at your ability and you want to continue in the game. It's. It's a. It's.
Idol
I made a little devil here and a little angel here.
Matthew Mercer
Y' all have been real lucky with these rolls so far on that.
Ashley Johnson
All right, all right, all right. I'll just go on contrast again. I'm not gonna do it a third time if I go under. Just letting you all know.
Brixton
That's fair.
Matthew Mercer
Misty once again falls to the massive surgical glaive of Mother.
Ashley Johnson
So then I erase a hit point that I have. No, I don't. I just figured I was figuring it out.
Matthew Mercer
That's all. Good.
August
No worries.
Matthew Mercer
And then I'm going to go ahead and spend my last fear to activate this other elite Hive Collector that's right up against you.
Brixton
No.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, okay, okay.
Idol
I haven't made an attack roll yet with this fight. So I've got to go next.
Matthew Mercer
Only A plus. That's going to be a five to hit you.
Idol
That'll hit because I'm four and a half. My evasion's nine.
Matthew Mercer
So.
Idol
Four and a half.
Ashley Johnson
No, it's not.
Matthew Mercer
No, that's not half. That's not her. That's the elite collector misses. So that misses you. That's going to finish my spot. Go.
Idol
Can I run forward. And I'm going to base. Baseball slide unnecessarily.
Ashley Johnson
Yes.
Idol
And I'm gonna reach out and touch second base, known as Misty. And use sparing touch. Once prolonged rest. Touch a creature. And clear. Two hit points or two stress from them.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. And clear. Two hits.
Ashley Johnson
What am I doing? Two hit points. Two hit points. She's up, ladies and gentlemen.
Idol
And as I slide up, can I swing? Can I swing my polearm above my head? And I'm gonna use a spirit weapon now perfectly. I try and split the difference between the two baddies if I can.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. Right there and there. Yeah.
Idol
And I'm gonna make a melee attack against both of them. But swinging it out, letting it.
Matthew Mercer
Go ahead and roll the attack. Add a D6. Only against Mother.
Idol
Only against.
Ashley Johnson
Is Mother still vulnerable?
Matthew Mercer
Mother's still vulnerable. That's why you get to add the D6.
Idol
Anybody wanna.
Ashley Johnson
Can I spend a. Hope to. Since I saw that he.
Matthew Mercer
He already has advantage from the vulnerable. Oh, I do.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. Okay.
Matthew Mercer
That's what I'm saying. You get to add the D6 because of.
Idol
I would have heard that. But my heartbeat is in my head.
Screeve
Do you have three?
Matthew Mercer
So just. So Roland, just give me the number from the.
Idol
Oh, that's awful. That's so bad. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 8. With fear that couldn't I shit on my own shoes.
Matthew Mercer
But I brought you.
Ashley Johnson
You did.
Brixton
You brought me back. You brought me back. That fucking hit.
Idol
Wow. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. That's also not what I wanted to roll.
Matthew Mercer
Unfortunately, as you release your glaive, it spins out and hits the side of mother's hide and deflects and lands at your feet. It just was knocked off the side. Mother. At this point we've just been more focused on your companions around turns and looks back at you.
Ashley Johnson
Oh no.
Idol
Gotta mark his dress for that. Even though it didn't work. Wow, that was balls.
Ashley Johnson
Who is anybody next?
Screeve
He is.
Ashley Johnson
He is Mother after mother.
Brixton
Mother's mother.
Ashley Johnson
Mother.
Matthew Mercer
Mother's gonna go ahead and spend stress here to do to meet my children. It's gonna spotlight both of them. This one is going to move forward to try and put you to sleep. And this one is going to fly over here. She's trying to collect her children now. That one however is going to take 2d6 fire damage.
Ashley Johnson
Oh yes. Yes. Four points of fire damage.
Matthew Mercer
Four points of fire damage. That is going to be a minor wound against that hive collector. So it gets burned a bit, arcs down. It's going to be attacking you with its sleeping sting. That's going to be a 12 to hit you.
Ashley Johnson
That does hit. That just hits.
Matthew Mercer
That hits you.
Ashley Johnson
Oh God.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. It's going to be seven points of physical damage against you.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. Okay.
Matthew Mercer
And then against you, August. That's gonna be 13 to hit you.
August
And if my evasion is 13 then I get hit anyway.
Matthew Mercer
Correct. All right.
August
Then I. Yeah, it hits.
Matthew Mercer
Well, it's a nine plus two. Sorry. Oh, so it's. It's 11 rolled a nine. I was looking at mother's attack. Oh. So it would be 11.
August
Okay. So I'm going to spend distress and not get hit.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. That finishes there. Go dodge. Dodge. And then that finishes her turn. Spotlight.
August
At the very least I'm going to start. How far can I get in my movement right now?
Matthew Mercer
Just like a close. You could get to this side. If you want to move further. You can make an agility roll to try and move to far.
August
Anybody else got some. Some stuff they wanted to do first?
Matthew Mercer
I mean, sure. Yeah.
Screeve
You want to do something.
August
I don't even know where you are. Non agility will start heading towards scree is down to this side.
Ashley Johnson
Yeah, we have to save scree here.
Brixton
I mean I honestly I would just at this point leave people asleep until the end of this. Cuz they'll just keep getting hit and.
Matthew Mercer
Going down or over to this side if you want.
Brixton
I don't know how I'm going to.
August
Try and do a push.
Ashley Johnson
So if I get out again.
Brixton
Also Matt, can I also just head to the direction where August went just so I'm near people.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. Is that all you want to do when you're active.
Brixton
Do I have to activate and move.
Ashley Johnson
At the same time?
Matthew Mercer
Generally, it's a spotlight to you.
August
Anyone mind if I do a push or does somebody else got something to do?
Screeve
Yeah, we're going to do something.
August
Okay, you got go ahead.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Ashley Johnson
So I'll run towards you and if you push me up while you attack or two, I can go high and come down and try to.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Screeve
All this for the whole fight. I've been staring into the abyss of the ever shifting sinkhole, thinking about whomper, thinking about my lost ally and hearing all of my new friends falling one by one. And I'm overcome with fury. I'm not going to let this happen again. So I start shaking violently and a bunch of bugs come up around me and swarm around me. I'm going to step between all of my enemies and conjure a swarm that I think will hit all of them.
Matthew Mercer
What's the range on it?
Screeve
It's all adversaries within close range.
Matthew Mercer
That will be all three of them.
Screeve
And while I'm doing that, distracting them.
Ashley Johnson
With that, I'm going to charge towards you and jump up and grab onto your horn as you fling up so I can go high and come down and try to grab onto the mother.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Ashley Johnson
With cinder grasper.
Matthew Mercer
All right, so this is a tag team attack. Who's spending the hope?
Ashley Johnson
I did.
Matthew Mercer
All right, you spend three hope. Both of you roll and we'll take the which one of those two you wish. Okay, now you can add a D6 versus yes. Oh, my God. All right, so that's a crit to both. Both of you guys gain a hope and clear stress.
Screeve
Amazing.
Matthew Mercer
And that is as a crit success. So you do max dice damage and then roll your dice damage on top.
Ashley Johnson
Max dice damage and then I get another one.
Screeve
I am also gonna.
Ashley Johnson
And that's cinder grasp. So it's a 20.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. So you add them together.
Screeve
Wait, wait, I'm Markus. To add a third damage dice.
August
Is that proficiency 20 or just a 20?
Matthew Mercer
Okay. Does it say before the attack or.
Screeve
It just says on a hit.
Matthew Mercer
On a hit. So yeah, that'll do it.
August
Is it your proficiency too?
Idol
Y' all are gonna stack this up?
Ashley Johnson
No, it's just. No, it's just one D3.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Ashley Johnson
I'm gonna use my primal origin and I'm gonna mark a stress to fucking double that damage too. To double that dice. So that's 40 before you enroll.
Matthew Mercer
Well, you double the it crits so you can skip. So the dice is 1e20.
Ashley Johnson
Yes. So it maxes the dice.
Matthew Mercer
Right? So it's 20. And so the additional dice that you roll on that you max. So it'd be 40 damage. Yeah.
Ashley Johnson
Yes.
Matthew Mercer
That's 40 points of magic damage plus.
Ashley Johnson
Wait, plus three. So that's 43. 43 points.
Matthew Mercer
43 points of magic damage plus.
Screeve
I mean, if all my dice are full or just.
Matthew Mercer
No, no, no. So how much dice are you rolling for this?
Screeve
So it was. The spell is 2d8. So those are maxed at 16.
Matthew Mercer
Right? 16.
Screeve
That's 3. And then I get a third damage dice, which I just rolled, which I.
Matthew Mercer
Also rolled an 8. Add the dice on top of that. So it'd be 16 plus 8, which is 24. And then roll two more D8s.
Brixton
Okay, keep that 8, though.
Screeve
That's another 8, a 6 and a 2. So that's another 8.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, so 24. That's a 32 on top of 40. That's 72 points of damage to Mother. That more than doubles her severe threshold. Mother takes four hit points. As both of you. As you just swirl and swarm this, that's also going to be to both Hive Collectors.
August
Oh, my God.
Brixton
Kill the buggies.
Matthew Mercer
One of the Hive Collectors is deeply fucked up and is in a very, very bad place right now. The other one is very hurt, and Mother is also looking very hurt.
August
Did the one on fire take the fire damage from their attack, too?
Matthew Mercer
Okay, good.
Brixton
Are they're all still up?
Matthew Mercer
Correct?
Ashley Johnson
Are they all still up?
Matthew Mercer
Yes, barely.
Ashley Johnson
Even the one that was already damaged, he took. Did he take my damage too, or just.
Matthew Mercer
No, he took both of your damage because you. You both.
Ashley Johnson
So the Hive Collectors have that.
Matthew Mercer
Wait, wait. Yours. Wait, sorry. Your attack was your both. Oh, your attack wasn't added to his. Sorry. That's right. So that would have been just three wounds to the other two. My bad. Because you're. Because yours hit all of them. Cinder grasp just hit Mother.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
That's right. So, yeah, so that still would have been. That would have been double their threshold. So it would have been just three points. They're both. One of them's looking more hurt than the other, but they're okay. So good to know on that moment. I'm going to go ahead and use a fear to spotlight on my turn from that point. Mother's going to go. Children, take me away from this place. Oh, and she's going to go ahead and is going to clamber up. I'm going to go ahead and make a rule for her. Yeah, that's fine.
Ashley Johnson
She takes 2d6 fire damage. Because she is on fire.
Screeve
Oh, smack.
Matthew Mercer
Right from cinder grasp. That's right. All right. Still in there. Fuck.
Ashley Johnson
Only three points.
Matthew Mercer
Only three points of damage. Okay.
Idol
Something.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Ashley Johnson
All right. All right.
Matthew Mercer
So that activates her. And she skitters this way. Both of her other elite collectors like. And are turning to go ahead and start puzzling.
Ashley Johnson
2D6 fire damage. That's 6.
Matthew Mercer
He's just moving.
Ashley Johnson
He hasn't taken an action yet. Okay.
Matthew Mercer
It says they take the damage when they take an action.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Idol
Fucking fire starter.
Ashley Johnson
I know, right?
Matthew Mercer
So this one just. They're both kind of.
Screeve
Adelia. Why are you smiling like that?
Matthew Mercer
That's my activation. What are you all doing?
August
I am pissed. I'm going to.
Adelia
Oh, yes.
August
Just for fun. I'm gonna. If anyone else has stuff they wanna do, I'm just gonna use arcane barrage.
Matthew Mercer
And just.
August
Because that isn't even a roll.
Matthew Mercer
Mm.
August
And I'm just going to just attack for 2d6 then not roll for it.
Matthew Mercer
Just. Let's go do the.
August
Do the damage. That's eight points of damage. Eight points of damage.
Matthew Mercer
That is one minor wound to her.
August
I'm gonna. I'm gonna head in and try and finish this off. So I'm gonna.
Idol
Wait. Before you do that, can I run over and try and heal? I won't even attack. I'm gonna use healing hands on Screeve. I'm gonna mark his stress.
Matthew Mercer
He's further than close from you. So make an agility roll to get to him if you want to. Okay.
Idol
Agility roll.
Matthew Mercer
Agility roll. Yeah, that's better.
Idol
Seventeen with Hope.
Matthew Mercer
Hope. Great. Yeah. Dart managed to move him in far range. Rush up to Screeve and you can use that to heal him.
Idol
I'll use a spell cast. Roll that. It has to make a 13. That's 14, 15, 16. I'll mark one stress you clear. Two hit points.
Matthew Mercer
Two. That's great. Seven.
Idol
Hope or fetch with Fear.
Ashley Johnson
Can I ask a question?
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Ashley Johnson
So if I critted, I get the full damage plus a second dice.
Matthew Mercer
Correct.
Ashley Johnson
And I didn't roll the second dice. I only did the full damage. And then I took both of them, right? No, I took the.
Matthew Mercer
So what is the damage? It deals. It deals.
Ashley Johnson
It deals. 1d20. So. And then I.
Matthew Mercer
Does it say 1d20 based on your proficiency?
Ashley Johnson
No, it says takes 1d20 plus 3 magic damage.
Matthew Mercer
Correct. So it just does the. So then it would do full 20 plus an additional D20, which is what you did, but then you maxed the second D20, you said.
Idol
Is that how you got to 43?
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Ashley Johnson
No. So. Okay, no, what I did was I used the stress to double a damage die of my choice. So that would have taken the D20, that was a crit to 40, and then I get another critical on top of that.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, go for it. Roll on that.
Ashley Johnson
Then 13 additional. Okay, so that would have been 40. 43. Yeah. 56.
Matthew Mercer
So it's still double the severe.
Ashley Johnson
So it would have done any more damage, but I wouldn't have, like, busted it.
Matthew Mercer
Right. Once you do double the severe threshold.
Ashley Johnson
You can't do anything.
Matthew Mercer
Like four hit points is the max. You can do it. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. But good to know for future use of that. Good to know.
Adelia
They're all burning right now.
Ashley Johnson
Two of them are burning.
Matthew Mercer
Yes, Mother. And that one elite collector over there. And it's still your spotlight.
Adelia
I'm going to say that Screeve just sits up and looks at the two of you and then looks at the creatures and sees them burning. Did you do that? Oh, that's lovely. And I take the bag of snap powder I just got the other day and just go. And I gain a stress and clear. Another hit point.
Brixton
Nice. Nice.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Adelia
I'm really stressed, though.
Matthew Mercer
Is that all you're going to do?
Adelia
That's for now, yeah.
Matthew Mercer
All right, so Screeve is up and feeling conscious. Very awake and aware. All right, still your go.
Screeve
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ashley Johnson
I'm going to unleash chaos.
Matthew Mercer
All right. Who are you targeting?
Ashley Johnson
The mother.
Matthew Mercer
Okay, Violet, what's the range on it?
Ashley Johnson
I'm going to step forward and hold up. Violet. Violet, do something.
Matthew Mercer
You know what? I have a fear to spend here that I haven't used yet. Oh, no. Instead, I'm going to use that to activate Mother. And Mother's going to use her activation to full run deeper into the wood.
Screeve
No.
Ashley Johnson
She takes nine more points of fire damage. When she does that, trips and dies.
Matthew Mercer
Ooh, that's true. You know what? Instead, I'm going to use that fear to keep her there. I'm going to use that fear to keep her there. And instead, I'm going to use that fear to remove the fire.
Brixton
And she's still vulnerable.
Matthew Mercer
Correct.
Brixton
She hasn't cleared that.
Matthew Mercer
Correct. Forgot about the fire. So, yes, if you'd like to go ahead and move. Unleash.
Ashley Johnson
Unleash chaos.
Matthew Mercer
All right, you can move up to close range on your turn.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
Which around here to get you about there, because you have to move around your friends and this is.
Ashley Johnson
I need to be far range. I don't need to be close to her to do unleash.
Matthew Mercer
Right. But you can only move close.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
There is that far. Your friend's in terrain and far range is. Unfortunately, she's out of far range.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, then I'll do it to the guy that's running away from me.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Ashley Johnson
All right. That's 16 with Hope.
Matthew Mercer
With hope on which one?
Ashley Johnson
The guy that's already on fire.
Matthew Mercer
Already on fire. Go ahead and roll damage.
Ashley Johnson
Okay. That is. I'm gonna spend a stress to use my three D10s.
Matthew Mercer
One.
Ashley Johnson
Nine. Ooh. Nine plus eight is 17.
Matthew Mercer
17. That's a major wound, which is enough to finish him off. How do you want to do this?
Ashley Johnson
Oh, this is through Violet. So from Violet's eyes, just a blast of purple energy comes flying out and cuts him straight down the middle and cuts him in two wings flutter down to the ground.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic.
Ashley Johnson
Fantastic.
Matthew Mercer
That was with Hope. So still you go.
Adelia
Screeve is going to leap onto Idol's back and I'm going to tug you by the hair and twist you towards the other remaining flying bug and say hya. And I'm going to spend three Hope to do a combo attack with Idol if he can charge us at the remaining bug.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. I will say to get you both within range, what attack are you using as part of this? What's the range on your.
Adelia
I want to melee attack, but I was hoping that Idol could use movement to run us there.
Matthew Mercer
Here. You know what? I'll tell you what. That will be an agility roll for you to get you both there.
Idol
All right.
Matthew Mercer
Like normally, you could probably make that close from it because you have someone on your back that you weren't expecting as well. You were kind of stumbling as you run after he. He hops you. But if you succeed, you'll both get there.
Idol
He's fairly terrifying.
Matthew Mercer
I know, I know. Let's go.
Idol
Enough for advantage. Just kidding. 16, 17, 18 with hope.
Matthew Mercer
Fantastic. All right, so take that, Hope. And indeed, you run with Screeve on your back and you'd go charging with your halberd out towards the other elite collector that is trying to take off behind mother. Step away, big boy. All right, so choose your respective attacks for this tag team attack and describe.
Adelia
How you're doing it as we're going. I start to. I puncture a bladder on the side of my gear and come up with heart curdle venom on my claws. And I wait for you to stab and spring off your shoulders as you do so wolverineing through the air.
Idol
Outstanding. Yeah. I'll reach back and I'll just lunge with the halbear and throw.
Matthew Mercer
Go for it. Both of you guys roll.
Adelia
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
God. Not amazing. Eight night.
Idol
12 with hope.
Adelia
15 with fear.
Matthew Mercer
15 which you want to use.
Adelia
15 with fear.
Idol
Mine's not gonna hit. I don't think 12 with hope hits.
Adelia
15 with fear to that does hit to hit.
Matthew Mercer
Just barely. Okay.
Adelia
So I've got poisoned. So this is gonna be 3 DA for me with a 1 8. Jeez, that was low for all of that. 12 for me. This is a combo, though.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. So you add your damage together.
Adelia
So you gotta roll that.
Matthew Mercer
You both get the same. You get the same roll.
Idol
Thank you. I'm so sorry.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, no worries. So you go ahead and roll your damage and you guys add them together.
Idol
I do 2d10 now because that proficiency bump. 7, 6, 13, 14. 15. 15 points of damage.
Adelia
15 plus 12.
Matthew Mercer
27 points of damage. It's going to be three major wounds on this threshold. So it's pretty dang hurt that other.
Screeve
Which are you attacking? The mosquito or the mosquito over there?
Ashley Johnson
Think of them as mosquitoes.
Idol
Mosquito moss.
Ashley Johnson
Really?
Matthew Mercer
It is because it was. Because it was fearless. Comes back to me with that. The Collector is going to fly off and spending this sphere to activate Mother. Who is going to charge. No.
Screeve
No.
Matthew Mercer
Off the battlefield to return to safety.
Brixton
We should take this as a blessing.
Matthew Mercer
No.
Ashley Johnson
You better run.
Screeve
We should finish her.
Brixton
There are going to be many more insanely difficult fights ahead of us. We should conserve our resources and our strength. We've already dropped several members of our party.
Screeve
I'm gonna charge after Mother.
Matthew Mercer
You're going six. The goat's lost it.
Screeve
I'm gonna use deft maneuvers marking a stress to travel far range without rolling an agility roll.
Matthew Mercer
All right.
Screeve
Will that get me there? Probably not.
Matthew Mercer
We'll get you right on the edge there, Mother. At a full charge. I'll say for distance wise is about far range from you. All right. Then.
Screeve
I will cast vicious entangle within far range.
August
I appreciate this.
Screeve
Hoping to pin her down.
Matthew Mercer
Roll with hope.
Brixton
Roll with Hope.
Matthew Mercer
Make her earn it.
Screeve
Snicks.
Ashley Johnson
Come on.
Matthew Mercer
Snick.
Idol
Satisfies.
Matthew Mercer
12.
Screeve
13, 14 with hope. No, with fear.
Ashley Johnson
But she's still vulnerable.
Matthew Mercer
She's still vulnerable. Enemies at the D6.
Brixton
Come on. Come on.
Ashley Johnson
5. That's 19.
Brixton
That's right.
Ashley Johnson
That's right.
Matthew Mercer
So the difficulty was 15 roll damage.
Screeve
Okay.
August
Holy cow.
Screeve
Fuck it. I'll mark a stress to add an extra damage dice.
Matthew Mercer
Sure. Let's Go do it.
Brixton
Come on, kill her.
Screeve
I'm gonna try.
Ashley Johnson
Come on, kill her.
Matthew Mercer
Gee, just kill her. Terrible rolls.
Screeve
Six points.
Matthew Mercer
She got only one. Total of six points of damage.
Screeve
Total of six points of damage. And I can spend a hope to temporarily restrain.
Matthew Mercer
Did you do the double?
August
You double the dice because of the proficiency?
Matthew Mercer
No, this is not everything is improved. Well, her major threshold is 8, but she has one hit point left. Oh my God. Thank again. Look at him again. You are the slayer. You're the changeable. You are the deadliest thing in the idol. Hob Rangers, man.
Adelia
Rambo. Or.
Screeve
I can't throw her into the abyss, but I can at least make it hurt. So my spell causes vines to come up and circle around her and grab her. And I think I'll have one vine reach up down into her mouth and into her proboscis or whatever and just strangle her out slowly.
Matthew Mercer
As you watch her go jutting and climbing up over the rocks, trying to escape, unable to take the floor that normally her elites carry her through on the overland passage of the screaming Forest. Suddenly, her back leg tugs and another one as the forest comes alive beneath her. Not to impede you, but to impede her. As it clambers up her body, she begins to struggle. Tosses the halberd to the side into the ground. It shakes as it impacts. Tries to pull away as it curls up into her mouth. And you, as you're focusing on this, your connection with the corrupted nature of this land still strong, you hear the sound of Wamper vanishing into the shadows below. And that pain causes you to well that magical connection up as you slowly draw the life from Mother. And with that end the previous matriarch of the Hive.
Ashley Johnson
You're queen now.
Screeve
I'm a murderer.
Matthew Mercer
The other collector vanishes off in terror at the destruction of Mother, evading bigs and bugging them.
Ashley Johnson
I'm going to reach my hand up since August is still flying. And you reach up.
Idol
Oh, yeah.
Matthew Mercer
Oh.
Ashley Johnson
Okay, she's gone.
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August
Give me a second and I'm going to fly over to the bottom.
Matthew Mercer
Mm. You watch. It is now dozens of thick thorny vines are crammed into. There's no eyes on Mother. There's just this slick purple exposed muscle like texture. And where the mouth would be as it splits open into this secondary double mandible jaw. It is just crammed with nature's fury. The body is just cracked. And on the left there, the legs sprawled out on the ground. The halberd stuck in a nearby hill.
August
Argus is going to take his large needle wand and just start poking at the head to open it up. It's a lot less scary from the inside. I'm just gonna start ripping it open just to see if there's. I'm just tearing it into little bits.
Brixton
Grab some bones. We can make some.
Matthew Mercer
You're just rending Mother's body? Yep.
August
Not angrily, even just performing a delightful autopsy.
Matthew Mercer
Chunk by chunky, you remove layers of twisted, tumorous flesh. The exterior chitinous armor itself pulling away like tearing tendons from a bone. Interesting about bone. The skeleton you find inside is much smaller. In fact, it looks like an expanded human skeleton that has been slowly distorted and built upon by some external force or mutation. Make an instinct roll for me, if you don't mind.
August
Nine with fear.
Adelia
Eleven with fear.
Matthew Mercer
Nine.
August
Oh, that's right. I keep forgetting. Eleven with fear.
Matthew Mercer
Eleven with fear. Thank you, Marcus. Dress as. Tearing into the body of your most hated entity will leave a scar on your memory and your soul that'll last the rest of your days, along with the joy of vengeful victory. But you get the sense, much like you and many others you saw in the Hive, Mother was maybe once humanoid and something changed her and she changed others. You get the sense that whoever changed her was probably the previous Keeper of the Hive. And in time, someone will replace her.
August
Should burn the whole thing down.
Brixton
When there's time, I grab a bone.
August
I pull the whole skeleton out.
Matthew Mercer
Mortal Kombat style.
August
I mean, if it's goopy in there, I've cut my way through.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, yeah.
Brixton
Also, so, Adel Jazeem wanted a candle. Adelia wants a candle. Can I inspect that halberd?
Matthew Mercer
Sure, yeah.
Idol
It's right here.
Matthew Mercer
Did you want.
Ashley Johnson
Was she wearing a crown or anything?
Matthew Mercer
No crown. There was the candles that were upon the back saddles. Plenty of them.
Screeve
What would she give us? Probably nothing.
Matthew Mercer
Right.
Idol
What's it like?
Matthew Mercer
Dying?
Brixton
Teabag. Teabag?
Matthew Mercer
A cluster of candles at your disposal. You can write that down in your inventory. We ain't nothing if not classy. The halberd is a. It's interesting. It's a massive, long staff. It's far too large for someone of your size to hold, but, you know, make a.
Idol
Is it a glaive or a halberd?
Matthew Mercer
Huh? It's like. Actually more like a glaive. It's got a big old glitter, actually. No, no, it's like a halberd at the way it's built there. You go ahead and roll a knowledge or instinct roll for me. If you don't mind.
Brixton
I'll take knowledge. Come on.
Screeve
Come on, Brixton.
Brixton
Come on. I have not been rolling good. You guys okay? Thirteen with fear.
Ashley Johnson
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
It's okay. What you do learn as you're looking at it. And I'll give this to you for as part of the fear as well. And the 13 roll is pretty decent. The bone blade against the big hooked blade that comes out the top of it. You've seen halberds of similar make, you've seen glaives of similar make. It's somewhat in between the two. But the handle of it was affixed to it to fit her size. You can see it's actually a smaller weapon that was made longer to fit her preference in combat. So while it's unwieldy to any of you looking at it, you could probably try and break the smaller original blade free.
Brixton
Yeah, why not?
Matthew Mercer
Okay. You're strong enough and have proven your strength here. And with the damage that's probably sustained in the middle of this fray and being flung around and jammed into the side of the hill, you reach up and lean your weight against it and snap free its handle. And as you do, it pulls away what looks like chunks of dried organic matter and bits of resin, like amber colored material that held it affixed to it. And there you see crumbling away what remains from you pulling it free. The original metal handle to this halberd glaive. Hard to really tell what it's made to represent other than dangerous.
Ashley Johnson
Picard. Decard. Decard.
Brixton
Amber is the color of your melee weapon. Ooh, that's funny. That's fun. You might like this. It's a D8. Does yours do D8s?
Idol
10S.
Brixton
10S. Okay. It's a D8 plus four physical. Two handed, but it's scary. On a successful attack, the target must mark a stress strength based weapon.
Idol
That's weak ass shit. Does it come with a long ass pole?
August
There's a pole there on it.
Idol
I'm good.
Brixton
You're good?
Ashley Johnson
All right.
August
I'm gonna just. Cause I'm here. I'm going to make a spell cast roll for reveal just to see if there's anything magical just sitting.
Ashley Johnson
I can just sense if there's magical things around us.
Matthew Mercer
You can just do it. Really?
Ashley Johnson
Yeah.
Adelia
Oh, you can do that?
Ashley Johnson
Yeah. Do I sense anything magical around us?
August
Are you asking me?
Matthew Mercer
Well, at the moment, other than the land itself holding the dark curse that permeates through the underbrush and the nearby trees, the weapon that was found has. You can't tell if It's a magical aura. Or just the fact that it's terrifying to look at. And the many that have been carved under its surgical like edge. But nothing magical draws your attention in the vicinity. That's unexpected.
Ashley Johnson
That seems pretty normal.
Adelia
You really are the best playmate. And I start ripping a proboscis off of one of the smaller insects.
Matthew Mercer
Adelia do that?
Ashley Johnson
Yes.
August
To be a deer and burn the remnants of Queen Mother.
Matthew Mercer
Of course. Good girl. The fire catches quickly. The elements that were already slightly charcoal from your initial attack pick up where they were. Slowly it becomes a small pyre, burning, crackling. Here in the middle of the forest. Terrible stench of a corpse of some kind burning. A unique smell that causes your sinuses to sting and withdraw into your head. You're exhausted, you're battered, and you're still in the Screaming Forest. What do you do?
Ashley Johnson
Find safety?
Idol
Perhaps arrest would be good.
Brixton
See if we can maybe just get to the other side of the sinkhole. Yeah, fair not be not camp at the scene of the crime.
Matthew Mercer
Trekking around the outskirts, the recent shudder of the surrounding landscape sending most anything lying in wait or predatory running away from the shuddering rumble and impact of this ever shifting sinkhole. You can just see the break of the trees not far beyond. Continuing a short distance beyond that, you finally come beyond the last remnants of ruins to the edge of the treeline, marking and denoting the exit from the Screaming Forest. In front of you, there is a long scrub plain. To the right of you, you can see the ashen seas that have spilled in. To the left, you can see the marshlands where the seas have overtaken the valley. And there, ahead of you, massive, quietly beautiful and ominous, the sprawling visage that is Amber Reach, this monument to humanity's hubris, jutting from the climbing mountain edge, wall after wall after wall rising up in the distance, you can see here in the fading light of day, shapes of massive cathedrals, temples, impossible spires and towers that rise up still standing here a century later, others toppled and fallen. Not too far from where you stand, the Amber Gate lies in wait for your arrival. That's where I'm going to take a break. Back here in a few minutes. See you shortly. This is so gorgeous. That's a wrap for part one of this podcast episode. Part two will land here the Tuesday after this episode at 5am Pacific, and we'll pick up this story right where we left off. Until next time, keep the umbra at bay and we'll be back for more of this adventure before you know it.
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Critical Role Podcast Summary
Title: Critical Role
Episode: Ages of Pain | Age of Umbra Episode 5 Part 1
Release Date: July 3, 2025
Welcome to a detailed summary of Critical Role's "Ages of Pain | Age of Umbra Episode 5 Part 1." In this episode, the beloved group of voice actors delves deeper into their intense and dark campaign, navigating treacherous terrains, facing formidable foes, and unveiling pivotal character developments. Below is a comprehensive breakdown of the episode's key moments, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps to capture the essence of the adventure.
The episode kicks off with an exciting announcement as Ashley Johnson (Ashley) informs listeners about the characters leveling up:
The group directs fans to watch their leveling-up video on Beacon TV and YouTube, showcasing new abilities and enhancements each character has gained. Matthew Mercer (Matthew), the Dungeon Master, mentions a temporary break due to the Fourth of July, with the final three episodes scheduled for July 10th.
Notable Quote:
Ashley Johnson announces the release of Midstau's Glove, a romantasy novel by Thea Guanzon, available on July 1st in hardcover, ebook, and audiobook formats.
Ashley Johnson [04:40]: "So we have this amazing new apparel collection... And then I have another thing to talk about because you guys, it's really real. It's really here. Midstau's Glove, the romantasy novel by Thea Guanzon." [04:40]
Later, Adelia (Adelia) shares thrilling news about Robbie Damon reprising his role as Rufino from their Assassin's Creed Shadows one-shot in a new story drop within the game.
Adelia [07:03]: "Our beloved Robbie Damon will be reprising his role as Rufino from our Assassin's Creed Shadows one shot in a brand new story drop for Assassin's Creed Shadows." [07:03]
The core adventure begins as Matthew Mercer narrates the ongoing campaign:
Matthew Mercer [12:05]: "And as you trek into this eerily quiet, dark place, the leafless trees reaching out, gnarled branches that look like forever frozen screaming bodies stretched in agony..." [12:05]
The group enters the Screaming Forest, a perilous area filled with pain beasts and Rotlords. They attempt to hide from the ominous sounds but inadvertently awaken a Rotlord, leading to a fierce battle. The arrival of two Hive Collectors escalates the tension, forcing the party to sprint for safety.
Notable Quote:
During their escape, the party faces environmental hazards like gnarled thorn vines and aggressive, twisted woodland creatures resembling deer, which heighten the sense of danger.
As the party pushes through the Screaming Forest, they encounter Mother, the matriarch of the Hive, a monstrous creature with a formidable presence. The ensuing battle is intense, marked by strategic maneuvers, critical dice rolls, and heroic sacrifices.
Key Events:
Character Actions:
Critical Moments:
Notable Quotes:
After a grueling battle, the party manages to defeat Mother, though not without significant losses and lingering threats from the Hive Collectors. The characters reflect on their actions and the toll of combat.
Matthew Mercer [89:00]: "...the previous matriarch of the Hive." [89:00]
Ashley Johnson contemplates the emotional weight of her victory and the profound changes within the group.
Ashley Johnson [89:03]: "You're queen now." [89:03]
Screeve [89:53]: "I'm a murderer." [89:53]
The team surveys the battlefield, assessing their remaining resources and strategizing their next move toward Amber Reach, signaling a transition to the next part of their journey.
The episode concludes with the party exiting the Screaming Forest, eyes set on the ominous Amber Reach, a testament to humanity’s enduring struggles and the challenges that lie ahead.
Matthew Mercer [92:17]: "...the previous Keeper of the Hive. And in time, someone will replace her." [92:17]
Final Narration:
Matthew Mercer beautifully encapsulates the scene as the group reaches the forest's edge, highlighting the landscape's haunting beauty and the foreboding structures of Amber Reach in the fading daylight.
Matthew Mercer [93:00]: "...massive cathedrals, temples, impossible spires and towers that rise up still standing here a century later..." [93:00]
The episode ends on a dramatic note, setting the stage for the next installment where the adventurers will explore Amber Reach's mysteries.
Character Development: Significant growth as characters level up and acquire new abilities, enhancing their roles within the group. Ashley's powerful magic and Brixton's sacrificial bravery underscore their evolving strengths.
Intense Combat Scenes: The battle with Mother showcases tactical gameplay, collaboration, and the high stakes of the Age of Umbra campaign.
Emotional Depth: Themes of sacrifice, loss, and vengeance add a profound emotional layer to the adventure, highlighting the personal struggles of each character amidst the overarching conflict.
Cliffhanger Setup: The journey culminates at Amber Reach, promising more challenges and storytelling in the upcoming episodes.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Brixton [03:50]: "You can check out our level up video on Beacon and YouTube and see what cool new abilities we all took. Jesus." [03:50]
Idol [16:30]: "Stay behind me, everyone. Just follow my little cute tail." [16:30]
Ashley Johnson [30:23]: "What I'm gonna do is which one do I wanna do? Wild flame." [30:23]
Ashley Johnson [43:46]: "I can't be unconscious for this." [43:46]
Ashley Johnson [83:07]: "Come on. Kill her." [83:07]
Screeve [89:53]: "I'm a murderer." [89:53]
This episode exemplifies Critical Role's masterful storytelling and immersive gameplay, engaging both longtime fans and newcomers alike. With high-stakes adventures and deep character interactions, "Age of Umbra Episode 5 Part 1" is a testament to the collaborative magic that defines Critical Role.