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Adding more allies, taking more chances. Hold your breath and roar. You can certainly try. It's Thursday night. All ye critters come join us. It's time to continue our blood There is magic and mystery. From darkness our friendship will rise. But one thing's for sure, we never give up on the fight. Oh, get ready. It's Thursday night. And welcome back. So last we left off after an interlude following the legendary troop known as Vox Machina, as they were one of the groups helming the assault on the Malleus Key. They managed to destroy the key and free the arcane lock that kept Ruidus essentially glued in orbit to Exandria. And possibly tearing apart the very fabric of magic in the world, as well as freeing their ghost of a long lost ally, Vax'ildan. And in the wake of that battle, given an evening reprieve on what could be possibly the last evening on Exandria for some or all. But while they were gone and dealing with this assault back on Ruidus, the two troops, Mighty Nein and Bell's Hells, had been lying in wait after notifying that they were in place and the assault was to begin. So, going a little bit back in time to their perspective, we return to moments after they had given the order to begin the assault, where they now wait for word back that the distraction has begun and they can begin their business. So here, underneath the surface of the red moon Ruidus, in the subterranean half of the capital city of Kreviris, the Vatera Kreviris, the massive winding city of strange twisted rock carved streets. The city that now seems partially abandoned by the populace that is preparing for a relocation to Exandria at the promise of the Weavemind to see a new life ahead. Many have left already and currently walk as a massive caravan to the bloody bridge that may not await them when they arrive. While others are still gathering their final supplies here, civilians still cluttering the streets, heading towards the exits towards the surface to join the rest of the populace, where other stragglers might still remain to keep their homes here. Bells, Hells and Mighty Nein, you have been keeping low after making contact with Gaztomo, a member of the Volition. Those that still remain are apparently plotting an attack on the Arx Creona, the massive Citadel stronghold that is the home to the Weave Mind affixed along the prime pillar of glass built out of the ancient remnants of Predathos original form. Here, laying low in this by side chamber. You have some time to prepare, discuss and plot before you are given the go ahead from Allura that the assault has engaged below, and you are free to pursue your individual options. So here as you lie in wait, what would you like to do all right. Pull your dicks out. It's time to rock. Is this some sort of ritual you guys do before they're battling? Absolutely 100%. Yeah. You can only be fearless, Baron it, all right. You gotta bear it all. Yeah. Plus it's very off putting to the enemy if your dick is just out. So it's just our dicks. I mean, dealer's choice. I mean, it's. Well, go ahead, Fort. Everyone has seen my titty, so I think he was speaking for himself. I mean, I think it's an individual choice of representation. My nipples are actually quite bare. I mean, this. You paid for this. My pants, they don't have a fly. It's more of like a button up situation. It would be, yeah. The pants are tight as well. We get the idea how your nips aren't like cutting your shirt. Well, she custom ordered this, so it's got silk on the inside. It's actually very chilly. Yeah, he says his nipples get chafed really easily. So I have a sensitive material. You can get a really nice soft layer of nipples. It's all that saltwater air, you know, I mean, it's. It's probably really nice. It wears things down very quickly. Are Ford's nips visible through his shirt? Yes or no? Yes, yes. He's constantly just pushing him back. Little band aids with sailor ships. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my anchor symbols. Classic little anchor piers. You've got one Pierce, but it's in the shape of a dick. Yeah, when Jester did it in his sleep. Ow. Jester. It's so cute. It's a dick on the left and two little bells on the right. Perfect. So what do we know about the Weave mind? Exactly. Oh, they're super powerful. There's four of them or five of them? There's a handful, actually. Five. Five? Yeah, five. Well, we don't have to give them all the details. We would really prefer if you did, though. All right. Just five. And they're super powerful. They float. They seem to be telepathically connected. They just appeared around us the last time we encountered them and then they vanished just as easily as they'd arrived. Were they illusions? Well, they weren't exactly illusions because they could cast. They could project themselves, basically. Cool. It's just a connection to each other. Or do you think they're somehow not connected to the moon itself? Something in it, Something around it. Unclear. Although Ludinus has been using the snowcone version of himself. The Sima sacrum simulacra. Simulacrum. Simulacrum. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds different with your accent. We haven't gotten too much actual face to face time. They saw us, thought about engaging us, thought better of it and then shook a bunch of shit and fled. Thought better of that. It was code for better shit to do. They had better shit to do than us? Fuck yeah. Weren't they behind some sort of glass or something you said or. No, no, they're in the citadel there. Okay. Yeah. The leaders of this assault thought that you were the right team for this. You've had experience with. Oh yeah. We've dealt with a lot of like psychic things attacking us before. That's good, that's good. Yeah, it's always gone really well for me especially. We've got to poor Yash so many times. Taken care of this time it's not going to be a problem. Are you taken care of also? Yeah. Okay. Cause I have one or two people to protect. Oh really? It's a lighter version of what. Caleb, what kind of duration are we talking about? An hour. Oh, all right. Ooh, that's good. You should do that before we go in. I'll do it to me. But if someone else. I mean, I'll take it if nobody else will. What does it do? What kind of. It just protects you against psychic things. Psychic damage and stuff. Actually, if you got one from me, I. I really. My greatest fear is accidentally punching like at least three of these people. You? I would love to, but yeah. Just to who? Me or me? You motherfucker. I don't even know you. No one's asking. I think he should definitely get protection. He has a. And Ashton is a bit of a brawler, you know, like he could do some dam. They could do some damage if he wouldn't go against us. Oh. Oh, I thought. I. I thought Caduceus was talking to me just then. Does this actually. Not really. Okay, fine. Sorry. You're Ashton. Yeah, no, I get how we can sound alike though. That's very cool. Caduceus took up surfing while. Yeah, he's wearing bands. But Ashton, you're not going. Wait, you are going to the weave mine. Who's going to the weave Mine. We are going to the weave Mighty night. Right? So we should be protected from psychic. Are you okay? Yes, I'm fine. Why are you getting everybody confused for. Actually, of course. Veth. I think almost all of the Reilorans can do psychic damage as well. Anywhere we go here on Rudus we're going to be running into psychic and the weave mine is the tippy top. They run the show here. The only thing higher is Predathos. Which is who we're going after. Right. They trust us more. Yeah, we got chosen with the. With like the final boss. What about you? Bell's Hells. Have you all amongst yourselves agreed on a plan of action once you confront Predathos? Well, that's an interesting. We're more goal oriented rather than plan oriented. We're gonna. Wrong plan. We're gonna kill. Kill Ludinus. Yeah, yeah, definitely kill Ludinus. I'm big on that. And I would appreciate. We're either gonna set Predathos free or we're gonna try to channel Predathos into our cells. I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't. Or we're gonna just try to kill Predath. It's one of those three. It's hard to really say until you get eyes on the situation and then the plan starts to formulate. Yes. What can you tell us about the Setting Free scenario? Well, that seems like a terrible. Have you ever talked to the gods? Yes. We're more of like an improv troupe. We really just kind of go with the flow. Once we understand what the given circumstances. Can we get a one word suggestion? Talk to the gods. Talk to gods like every single day. Would you like an improv prompt? Caduceus is very good. You've certainly had a lot of dance. Oh yeah. I've spoken with the Storm Lord. Exactly. And Forest talked to the Wildmother. I mean, actually helped me turn my entire life around. I credit the Wildmother with. With a lot. I don't know what I would do if she wasn't here looking in on us too. Unofficially. Where do you all stand, Mighty Nein. On what to do with the gods? What do you mean? I don't understand. Like, do you like them? Should they stay in Exandria or should, you know, they be gone? Do we have a Remember what we're going there for? 100% sure they're fully informed on the stakes here. What? Yes. I think I've just realized this in this moment from what I've been understanding from you. There's some sort of gray area debate about what to do with gods and whether they're worth it or not. The Mighty Nein. Our story is a simpler one with much less gray area. We were all pretty pro God, were we? Well, I mean it helped our friends. Sure did. Yeah. I mean, I guess. So you think they should stay? Well, I mean that the way it's always Been positive change for us. For you. I, the Stormlord, saved my life. I am. I'm a cleric of the Wildmother. I spent my entire life in service, of course, and the Architect as well. And my family goes back to followers of the Matron. We're generations. I show Caduceus my ring. This is from the arch art. It's beautiful. And I would expect nothing less. When you say if the gods should stay or go, do you mean just hypothetically, right? Not as if you're going to make some sort of, so, you know, Ludinus plan, right? Release Predathos, led into eat the gods and start everything over. We're not gonna let the gods die. I mean, how much do we. I say in Laudna's head, how much are we telling them? We're talking about the end of the world. It feels like we should let them know everything above table question. The Nine have gotten sort of like rundowns, though, from types like Allura and Keyleth. Oh, yeah, so it's not like we're. They know the details of the stakes. They know the details of the vanguard and Ludinus plot. And you know, they've been given everything that has been told to Allura, Keyleth, those who are part of that goal. But as far as. Not necessarily not. Hell no. Correct. Just what you've told others. And they've built plots around. We don't know the personalities of the gods or downplay stuff, so we tell them. You're gonna tell us how much? I mean, well, you see, we did our own little walk out, talking, talking to the gods, and as Imogen was saying, talked to the arch heart as well as the matron of ravens, and Seems like the gods aren't even aligned on what they want. Yeah, those two specifically are hoping that we use Predathos to chase the gods off. I think they're. They seemed tired. You mean they want you to help Ludinus with his plan? Not help Ludinus get rid of Ludinus, but just set free the pantheon. I think they just kind of want to retire. Some of them. Not all of them, obviously. The Wildmother, she wants to stay. Some of them, not all of them. Correct. Well, yes, the archeart. We didn't talk to all of them. That seems impossible. And of course, we have no idea what's going on with the betrayal guard outside of maybe this one, but we're not really sure. I still feel like we should have talked to one of them. They were betrayed and they need to they could use another shot. That's absolutely right. Yeah. They should have a word. It was a long time ago. Wait, wait. How do you know anything about the Betrayer Gods? We've done a lot of research into them. Well informed, well read is what we are. Well, look, like I said, the gods are gone. The Traveler would be so powerful. So I'm definitely on board with this plan. Oh, we can agree then. I will add one thing, and that is that Ludinus d'Aleth is perhaps the most dangerous mortal living on Exandria. I mean, he's this cute little guy that has some pretty powerful spells. Jester, we've been through this. He's a piece of shit. He's often compared to Trent ikithon. Higher or about. Commiserate. He has had centuries longer to prepare and scheme. Cool. Cool. Oh, that's right. Because you two have been sort of studying and following him around and we don't know who's going to. If we come across Ludinus, we don't know if that's the hells or if the 9's responsibility. I think Ludinus is at the hallowed cave. Oh, so it's with the cave. Caves. The hells. Get in the cave. I know. We're not scared. We have like the big. The big. They put that on us. Yeah, of course they did. Yeah. Balashakar. You're good. You have strategies. Should we switch things in place for Archmages? No. I mean, we're really powerful. Should we switch? Should we go against Ludinus? No, no, no. Powerful as well. Yeah. I feel like. I feel like. I feel like we probably are all in the right spot. Plus, we beat him once already. Granted, he was a snowman, but listen, we had plenty left. We've actually beaten him twice as snowmen. That's true. So you're feeling confident because you've fought two snowmen? 100%. Okay. Okay. All right. Caduceus. I've beaten a lot of snowmen in my life. It's wild. Really. She's. I just want to point that out. Hi. Do you want to fight a snowman? And if we're getting like a little. Oh my gosh. You know what, though? Maybe we will fight a snowman. Maybe a snowman. Ludinus will be with the Weave Mind. And the actual Ludinus will be with Bell's health. Honestly, that's a good point. What if there's more than one snowman with. There could be so many snowmen. There could be so many snowmen. He could have, like, five snowmen. You know, he's got a little glimpse. Make like four of myself at the same time. You can make yourself a snowman? Well, not snot, but I can make. You can make many of yourself. I have done this as well. Once more, additional mes. Oh, my God. What if another God appears to you and doesn't want you to? What? Release this. What if one of the gods begs you to let them stay? I don't think that there is a clear answer to any of this. We don't really have. Well, we haven't talked to everybody, but also, there could be some. We don't have, like, a flow chart to tell us what to do. No, we're just gonna sort of figure it out. If you've talked to the archeart and the matron of ravens, which, by the way, pretty rare and incredible. It sounds like if we defeat Ludinus and Predathos is driven off, it sounds like it'll be up to the gods to decide whether they stay or leave. Yeah. The hard part about it is the lack of consensus that exists in this room right now exists amongst the gods as well. Best we can tell. Got it. That is a quandary. I mean, I kind of agree with Chetney, though. I think it really does, unfortunately feel like we're gonna have to kind of play it out in the moment. Because the last thing that I want to have happen is for you all to try and take Predathos in. And it takes you. I just. I think whatever we decide, we're going to have to be a little bit flexible. And I know I'm the new guy here, but we're gonna have to do it together. We can't have. We can't be in that moment and have half of us want to do one thing and half do the other. I would, but I have been kind of thinking about, like, you know, because everybody talks about, like, Predathos being hungry. Yeah. And, like, I think about, like, when we get hungry. Yeah. Like, when I get, like, peckish, like, I want a snack, I don't feel like I want to hurt people. So, like, maybe the first ever Kia K4 seamlessly combines bold style and advanced tech. With striking star map, LED headlights and an available panoramic display, the Kia K4 delivers design and function. The available surround view and blind spot view monitor can help provide added confidence. Plus, SiriusXM comes standard, bringing you closer to what you love. The Kia K4 balances aesthetics and innovation. 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So he needs to be immediately killed, right? Yeah, that sounds like the plan. We'll definitely. Well, you gotta do that him out first because you can't do anything with Predathos if you're fighting him. And I mean if Predathos gets out, he's probably gonna have an advantage on you in terms of knowing what to do. Yeah. Be riding the thing. It'd be terrible. Yeah. You two studied him for a long time. Yeah. I'm sorry. Does it ever blow your minds that you're traveling with Chetney Pocketpee. I try to, like, focus. Yeah, bring it in. All right, fanboy. Like, just lock it up a little bit. There's an egg in this for you. All right, never mind. No one has signed up for the zine. What do you mean you're giving him an egg? Dial it in. Relax. I. That's. He's not. He promised me an egg, so he can't. You can't give me. You have the egg. Okay. I don't know what that means. We know we've got to, you know, we've got to stop anybody else from taking control of Predathos. But I'm perfectly okay with. I mean, we have to be. This is chaos. Whoever gets to it first gets to decide. And any sense that we're gonna have consensus is insane. Yeah. Sometimes you just have to embrace the chaos. The grumpy cry. Yeah. Yes. With both hands. Are you talking about him or me? What? What? Obviously, he's the cranky one. Thank you, Barbara. You're aloof. Am I? No, you're gross. You're perfect. Indifferent. Indifferent. Indifferent. I like your vibe. All right, we know what we're doing. No, we don't. Dicks. No nipples out. But we have our assignments. We know that, you know, the fate of the world isn't entirely in our hands. We just have our parts to play. Yeah. Our task is simple. Yours is complex. And whoever completes their task first maybe should sort of message the other group to let them know what happened and that it's done. Or progress reports. Right? Yeah, that would be great. Even if you see lewdness. Yeah. I mean, we are going to be your all's closest allies here. So obviously we'll try and work as quickly as possible. And if we wrap up quick, maybe we can get to. But look, I know we've all been a little saucy and a little sassy in terms of which team got assigned to which part here, but you guys are assigned to this task for a reason. Obviously, you're close to it. You've been in the thick of it. We've been there. We understand. I think. Unless y'all have some ruidus born in your group. Yeah, that's the reason we're where we are. Look, Ludinus weak point is gonna be his ego. And the back of his neck. And the back of his neck. I know. Ironically, that's where the ego sits. Right at the back of the neck. That was a joke. We're a little tense. Oh, it's up his ass. He's always consistently been two steps ahead. Even for us after watching him for a decade almost now. Did. Should I just send a message to him and tell him to ease up to Ludinus? Yeah, you know, like, just ask him, maybe. Look, look, guy. Imogen would probably have something to say about that. I think she tried something similar. And the head stuff gets a little fucky. Well, the head stuff always gets fucky, Chet. Sorry, Imogen. That's the best I can do to categorize it. I'm not a wordsmith. I like fucky. You all have dealt with him before. You've been here before. He is expecting you to show up. Considers it very likely, yes. So when you run in, expect the unexpected. Dick's out. I mean, honestly, that's not a bad idea. I could see that kind of throwing. Who are you and what are you doing? Seriously, like, throw me? Yeah, like, what if you just all ran in with your penises hanging out and then like, Ludus Ludwig for a long time? Last thing you expect when you're assaulting a movie. It's kind of true. It's a bunch of genitalia. I don't know. Usually when I see an old man, the first thing I expect is he's gonna show me as genitalia. I've been in a few locker rooms. It's about this moment that you notice the entryway to this safe house has been quietly opened. And the hooded lead of the volition, Rashina, has been there for a moment, ducks in, encloses the chamber and turns around. And you hear in your collective heads. It seems I've stumbled upon some curious plotting in conversation. Well, we're thinking of all things, anything we could possibly do. But what if we just wore our magic items? Only hard mode gas pipes up. He's like, oh, yeah, all right. So sorry. Let me introduce you to my companion, Boss Kick Ass Big Cheese. I don't know other phrases you Exandrians understand, but this is Rashima. She's kind of the big deal. Good to see you, Rashida. Nice to see you, Rashida. Are you joining us or are you joining the Nine? Oh, I'm not joining anyone. Oh, the Volition is going about their plans, but Gaz here has expressed that some of you plan to also assail the Ark's Creole. So we have put our supplies at. And perchance we can combine our forces for a singular strike upon the weave mind, if you're brave enough. What did you have in mind? We've been preparing an explosive chemical in quite a Large amount. Over the recent weeks, we have a number of demolition expats. We have scattered ourselves supplies at three different places amongst the city. And we've been able to craft a number of cable cannons to get us to the exterior of the risen citadel itself. Now, when it seems it is best at your ready. If not, the time arises too soon and we must take our plot. Regardless. Regardless, we are sending a small team of dem experts, myself included two. And she turns around and pulls out what you see is this device. It looks like a small turret of ramshackle arcane design. A large brass tube with a number of Rhydian glass crystals around it, mechanisms and winding pieces. And what looks to be a large piece, like a heavy bolt of wound cable. And what looks to be a massive grappling apparatus in the front and a grappling apparatus in the back. The ox Creonum is elevated to a height. So to get to it rapidly and unseen has been part of our design. We have a few of these devices here. Here they can launch and affix a bolt to the outside of the citadel. Cool. From Batman goes across the museum, the Michael Keaton one. And we have a number of harnesses for those who are up for this assault. Now, you can decline with gravity, but this is an elevated course, which is why. And she points to the. The grapple hook. The harnesses have been affixed with means of propulsion for those who are psychically driven. Jet power. Psychically. Brain power. What's a jet? What about Justin? It's this thing I made up. I'll show you. It's in my journals. I've never been in a hot tub. Gas chimes in. Yeah. Those of us who can kind of like push it with our minds can make it go, like kind of quickly, sort of take our time up to the top. But it can climb. Rosina goes, exactly, guys. And are you able to. Pats his shoulder. Are you able to send other people who might not be so psychically gifted? She's talking about herself. Hey, yeah. Like all of us that aren't going in. Pretty much all of us. I want to be near the big Boo. Do you think you're quite capable with explosive? Oh, yes. Chemicals. Alchemical. Yes. That's sort of my thing. I do that. Yes. Here, look. I pull out some. Two little vials and I mix them together and it turns into like a purple goo. No function. See? Gaz like, punches her in the shoulder and goes, hey, look at that. The small. No one's got tricks. It's like Slime? Yeah, just foam. Look, it feels so good. When you're stressed, you could just do this and run it through your fingers. Gaz immediately reaches out and grabs and goes, I want to try. Go ahead. Oh, wow. Think about it. You should start a business. I was putting some glitter in. No, don't eat it. Gaz is already eating it. We met this one dwarf who has a shop or had a shop. Oh, it's all fine. Regina goes, well, perhaps you could be part of the demolition's arrival team. The rest of you can follow up and help us with the rest of the assault. As far as your arrival, perhaps Gaz can guide you across the threat. If you can keep close together, he might be able to use. She looks at him for a second and Gaz goes, I got a whole lot of power up here. She goes, he could maybe bring some of you. The others would have to use other means of propulsion up the cable you might have at your disposal. You seem rather crafty. Once the cable is affixed, does it stay there until it's cut on the opposing side? So you want to get there quick. Are these devices of yours. That's noisy. A big bang when it goes off? No, our demolitions team propels them psychically to their destination quietly. So we need to be able to do it ourselves or we'll have people to be able to psychically push all of us. Well, the demo team will be present, so those who are amongst the harnesses, which will be Gaz and the other distant assault teams, will be the only ones capable of doing so. So you'd have to rely on Gaza. I'm not certain how many he could get up there himself. So whatever sort of cleverness you think could push you up the cable, the harness hook should be able to wheel you along with enough of a push. How long is the cable? There's some Caucasians in her head. Nearly a thousand feet. Buck. That's farther than I thought. Two dimension doors. What the. You're not going to burn. Two fucking spells may be going up the cable. Then it would be. It would be. What about fly? What about fly team on the off? Oh, I can polymorph. Yeah. Just be a bird or something. Yeah, I can taste all the. Notice the distance. Is it a thousand feet? I get to us halfway there. I know, but are you polymorphs? What was in those chemicals that you mixed together? They're not edible. Allergies? No, sensitive to Ames. Good. It was. It's a mixture of ammonia, pollen and salmonella. Don't don't I just happen to be standing next to you guys? We're going to die. What? No, we're not. Why am I numb in the mouth? How many of those did you say that there were? Of the harnesses. Yeah. How many can you push, Gaz? We'll need nine of them, she thinks. I believe we have to leave a few of our assault crew behind. But you seem a bit more capable than. Maybe. Well, some of us don't need the harnesses. I could turn us into birds. What number are you willing to offer? And we can work. We have three at the ready. And we could trade out for the rest of you. Unless you have other means to get to the cranum itself. That should be planning. That should be fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who would be better equipped, in case something goes wrong, to fall from a great height? That's a question. Yeah, well, I mean, I think any of us are okay, honestly. Right. We'll be okay. Yeah, that too. Maybe. I don't know. You all can fall from great heights. No prob, boy. I can't too. Yeah, whatever. I mean soaking chit. We can do it too. Yeah, I can't. I bet he bounces. Yes, you can fall from great heights. Cast, feather, fall. Well, that's if you're next to me. Well, you're not going with us or else I can make you fly. No. So when are we doing this? We're waiting on when is things exploding? All right, we're waiting. Perhaps we should, you know, say goodbye to each other or whatever. We'll begin to set up the supplies necessary. We are going to be setting your troop with Gaz at the top of the co. The Zoku belfry. What? The guys knows what it is? Yeah. Don't worry. I'll leave you right there. It's maybe like a hop, skip and a jump or three. So you. When it's time, I'll join you at the belfry and you'll be part of the early arrival demolition. Once we've set, we'll either turn on the cable or you can climb to the side if you have another means of dangling. Once the assault crew has reached there, we're going to cut the cables on the side of the city and they're going to dangle. You're not afraid that that'll leave people open to join who we might not want there? That's the point of cutting the cables is to prevent any Anyone following up. Oh, it's just me. Oh, I guess other people can do the phone really you up, didn't it? Yeah. Never mind. I'm the only one who did gym class. I guess our Bells Hills leaving before the assault. No, sorry. The demolitions team cutting their ropes when their other cables when they're done. Okay then what was your question? Bells? All of us are going there or is it just Mighty Nein Going into the citadel are Bell's Hells. I do not have enough harnesses for the other team who was on the assault team to the city. So we're going down. We're going down. Bell's Hells is going down into the galaxy. So we would stay right here. Yeah. They're going like below the big shiny glass. Yeah. You hear that knot Brace is going down. Don't even tempt me. That big beautiful man. Take your jaw up off the floor. I just was getting over it. Not sort of Digs her fingernails into her hand. Bleeds a little bit. Rashina grins her wide toothy Reiloran grin. Well then we'll start setting up our various points of interest. Gaz. About 15 minutes or so bring the assault team to join me at the top of the belfry. And then when you have your signal will begin our. She rushes out the door and it closes behind guys. Goes isn't she cool? All right, I guess. Get your snacks, get your lunches, get all your stuff. You need to get ready to dive on into lunches. Get your pigs out. Here we go. Well, if we're taking a moment, I'm going to unpack some cups, a kettle, a little bit of water. I figure we can all sit and have a cup of tea and this could be the last time we see each other. This could be the last time for some of us. Oh man. What if we drink so much tea that we have to pee in the middle of the fight? I think at that point you just let it go. Yeah, you take your dick out. Yeah, you just let it out. That's very thoughtful. Caduceus. Do we have enough cups? I made sure to bring plenty. And as those go around, Ashton also pulls out the flask that you gave them in case somebody feels tea is not quite enough and puts some in their teacup. And yes please. Thank you. To Caduceus. Hey, blue guy. You look like the type of person to make a toast. Oh no, no. Aren't you like a. Like a barish type? She's right. You're right. A toast. Certainly. Ah, yes. I mean I could do it. I am a professional. A professional bard. Yeah, I'd be glad to do It. You sound great. I'll cover this one. How'd you drink your milk before you came to the moon? Yeah, just a little gunky protein shake. Yeah. Let's see. Don't fuck it up. Caleb throws globules of amber light wafting around in a circle for mood. Ooh, yeah. Imogen's gonna add some little sparklers to that, too. Ah, mood lighting. Good two. Did you just drink. Did you drink before the toast? Don't worry about it. Bad luck. It's bad luck. That's why. Spit it back out. To new friends and old. To a quiet moment before the storm. And to those of us who've just met and those we hope to see again very soon. Please don't die. Down the hatch. Yes. Please don't die. Yeah. To the Nine Hells. Nicely done. To the Nine Hells. To the diet. Note to the. To the. To the. What? What? Yeah, what? Elaborate. He's had a rough time. Look, he got kicked in. This tastes like flowers. He's tripping balls. You've never had a tea before? Tea? I grow it myself. This is really good. This is very rare. It's probably from some dead people. I mean, I don't think, you know. Oh, it's just like leaves back down. We cultivate certain types of plants and we mix them together and we boil them and all of the flavors and oils come out. The person could use this. Yeah, it's boiled flowers. Oh, mushroom water. Yeah, got it. Mushroom water. I put mushrooms in my tea sometimes. Yeah, you do. We got offered that once. We turned it down. Also, earlier you said big cheese. Is there Rwydian cheese or you guys have dreamt of cheese? Mainly dreams. I've eaten a few things. This is a bad. You gotta have some cheese. This is a bad moment to find out if, like, this is an entire civilization of people who are lactose intolerant. That might not be a great thing now. Maybe after everyone can get a little. I've eaten a few things. I kind of imagine have a very similar texture to this cheese. There's a lot of types, right? There's a lot of types of cheese. And. Yeah, some of them are veterinary. And the stinkier the better. That is what I say. I do not like stinky cheese. Boregat, you are always throwing down charcuterie boards. Do you have anything in your pack to go? Cheese? I have some jerky. I have some bacon. And you carry around bacon in your pockets. Give me more of your mushroom water, too. Oh, yeah. No. No cheese. Not this time. Chutney. Before we get going. Chetney. Yeah, Chutney. Yeah, Sounds like you said chutney, which seems like a tall other person. Come to the Critmas show. I've long. I've been an admirer of that tattoo of yours. Oh, yeah? Just wondering if you could just quickly just sort of chisel a little something. You need a tattoo in your flesh or in your armor? In my flesh. I want to be emboldened in this battle. Of course. United in cause. Did you. And he's just like. I'm just spinning fucking chisels of different sizes. What did you have in mind? I mean, the same thing, if that's all right. Chester, don't get offended. He doesn't know you don't make tattoo with a chisel. Well, I thought he could chisel. I have lots of ink and I could sort of pour it in. I've got, like, tattoo equipment. Hold on. He asked me first. Blue girl. Okay. Allowing you to. Do you want a tattoo, Copper? Compromise. Who wants to tattoo? Compromise. I'll do the line art. I'm not really. And you could fill it in with whatever that extravagance is. I want your line art. I'm gonna do Ashton while you do this guy. Cool. You take the stone one. Yeah. Chisel in the flesh, guy. Two women on the stone. You need a chisel. Yeah, which is why I've got something chiseled on my back already anyway. By that weird pirate. Maybe chitney should. No, no, no, no. There's an Alpha inside all of us, Brace. And you just need to recognize yours. Take that Pauldron off, big boy. All right. I think I would have fought you off on it for a while. I'm going to give you a tattoo now. Oh, God. My God. Want something? Oh, wow. Look how deep that goes. That tickles. This is our show. Bum, bum, bum. Who's got some booze? Hey, you got booze? He's got the flask. Anybody got the. Oh, I thought that was for him. Oh, there we go. While they're all tattooing each other, Dorian's going to kind of take his teeth and sneak behind the group and sort of like approach Caleb from the side and just quietly just say thank you for your kindness, by the way. Of course you have. Well, you have many things that I'm envious of. How do you mean? Well, it doesn't matter. You have a lot to fight for. And I know that wasn't my best toast, but I. I genuinely wish you and your party well as you go. Well, you're Selling yourself short. But same goes for you. We are all rolling the dice here for the most important thing. Yeah, good luck to you as well. We have good friends. And I'm gonna nod over to all of the idiots tattooing Gaston. I don't know what's happening. Years ago, when I met all of the nine, I thought I couldn't meet a goonia bunch of people. And you all have surpassed us. Kudos to you. Tink, Tink, Tink. I will also take this moment. Laudna will take this moment to. No, no. There's nothing there to give. All right, just go right through. Yes, that's correct. Very thin skin. Yes. Fucking bats. Come out of here. Lana will sneak over to Imogen. Kind of pull her back a little bit from the chaos. Just wanted to check in with you. I don't think there's any secret amongst the group. And so much of this decision lies with you and Fearne. Yeah, at the end of the day, we can all have our own disparate opinions, but it's what the two of you are going to choose in the moment. What do you want? Genuinely, this is not a cop out. Whatever you want. Well, fuck. Look, just make me one promise. If you get in there and something doesn't feel right, you get out, you change. Even if it's the last minute. We can take the staff, get the fuck out of here. Not that I want to abandon anybody, but I'm gonna kiss her. You both know we can't. We can't do that. I would follow you anywhere. Trust your gut. It's gotten us this far. But also, don't feel like you have to do anything you don't want to do. I never would have thought life would bring us here. God's new. Just a few months ago, we were. We were running from town to town, not knowing if we'd be able to find a home. I didn't know what the future held then. Simpler times. Surprisingly, I would have never expected that it was. But I know. Seems so monumentous in the moment. And now it's so small. We were never meant to be important. No. But also maybe that's why we're here. And I won't abandon him now. No, not abandonment. But I do still think that cozy cottage at the end of all of this. Me too. The gods never had much effect on our lives before. And I don't see them having much after. We'll find that cottage, all right? At the end of this. Just promise me. Promise me you reserve the right to change your mind whichever way we want to go up until the very bitter last moment. All right. I kiss her again. To the future glass with me. I quietly rolled a 30 on perception, and I have observant. And through all the noise from across the room, Orym just watched that conversation play out. Reading your lips, mostly. And it takes a huge amount of comfort and pride at seeing Imogen say that she was not going to run from this. And then he stopped paying attention. Before the end of the conversation, Veth will go up to Yasha, bend her ear for a moment. Hey, Yasha's sitting there sharpening skaldsaber. Oof. Hey. I felt a little bit guilty about pining over that big strapping minotaur man. Yeah, I feel like. You should. Nothing happened. I'm kidding. I know, but I was wondering. I want to be a better wife. I feel like. It's not that I'm drifting apart or anything. I just want to keep it fresh, you know, And I. You know, everything after time. You know, even gold loses its luster after time, and so I was. You and Beau seem so happy. How do you keep it fresh? Yeah. Are you married, by the way? I don't even know this. We are. We. We are. We. We is. Are you married? Have you talked about it? We. We are. It's none of your business. Whoa. I don't know if you're listening. I didn't do that yet. You did. You're not married officially, canonically. You're not married. That's. Oh, wait. Danny says we're married. I'm pretty sure you guys said that you were. I feel like we did, too. No, we've talked about it. We haven't done it yet. We're just. You know, the time has. There's a lot going on. A lot going on. Pretty open, though, you know? I feel like the secret. It's not, by the way. It's not sexual. The sex is still great. Oh, that's good. We do all. All kinds of fun stuff. Yeah. We do strap ons. He spits out my mouth and pulls my hair. It's like we do all sorts of all the good stuff. Oh, no. Yeah. The sex is fine. It's just. He's crazy in bed. I was gonna make those suggestions. Oh, man. So what do you. What do you. It's not the same. It's just. I wanna. You know, we've raised a child. We've managed a business together. We're, you know, I'm a mom, and I feel like these. These adventures are getting fewer and further between And I just want to make sure that I am present. How do you keep it? How do you. How do you keep. Do I keep it tight? How do I keep it tight? Yeah. What do you guys do for each other? With each other? We have sex so much, and I think it's the secret to our success. Maybe I. Listen. I mean, I think Beau is so hot. There's still a mundane quality, long relationships, of course. But that's why sometimes, you know, you throw some things in to spice it up. You know, we go out on dates and we meet other people sometimes and have some fun. Oh. Oh. That's a thing that you're. That you can do. You can do whatever you want as long as you communicate. You gotta talk about it. You gotta be. You gotta have constant communication. You know, Listen, it seems so hip and modern. It is. Have you ever had a conversation with Yeza and said, listen, I'm super into Minotaur. Maybe he is too. Maybe he is too. You have no idea. Or maybe he can help you fulfill that fantasy. It's all about, you gotta. You gotta. You gotta meet each other where you're at and just know that, like, make it a playground when you have fun. It's your playground together. Be kids. Be kids. Yeah, but like, not, like, in a weird way. No, no, no. Not in a weird way, but, like, you know, it's. It's. And, you know, you gotta explore. Where's that signal? What's your take? There are two points. I could have interrupted this, but I'm letting it go. So you've given me a lot to think about. I hope we survive. But listen, Beau is. You and Beau wouldn't be open to. Are you suggesting. I don't know. I don't know how this works. Listen, I am all about communication. If this is a conversation that you would like to have with the two of us. Oh, my God. I don't know. I don't know if I would be into it. Just as, you know, you and me. You and I briefly dated. Yes, we went on one date. I forgot. Listen, I didn't. Listen, I don't know if I. Yezza's my thing. That's fair. But I don't know. Listen, I think probably since we worked together, maybe that. Probably not. That's probably not a good idea. But you've given me a lot to think about. Thank you. You're a good friend. You are good friends. And I'm glad this was our last conversation before the end of the board. Oh, God, save. Don't do That I. No, we're getting you home. You have a kid. Beau and I are going to talk about. We've tabled it quite a bit about adopting some children. I think you should. We will get there. Beau would make a wonderful, beautiful mother. She is. She has this mo. Yeah. Did you just. I love it when you do that. Hey. Hey. He was thinking. Would you like to. She was. Sorry. You should be a mother. Oh, that's not what I was gonna talk about. I mean, I. You know, there's just been a lot going on. Wait, what were you gonna say though? Lad wanted to know if we wanted to have some fun with. I'm not really. Do it for me. Okay. Wait, you want to throuple? You want to throuple it up? Is that what you're talking about? No. I don't know. This is not the time nor place. We should tell the Voice. This is a safe. We've known each other for a very long time. We've known each other. It's a safe space. It's a safe space. We like to provide a safe space for everyone. I mean, it feels like. Like, you know. Okay. It's like if, you know, if you. You could always talk to us, you know, it wouldn't be weird. No. Just don't think it would be weird afterwards. And if he is retired and he wants. I can show you a fantastic time. Do you think would he has the kind of guy that would want to watch or. I. I will. I will. I'll talk to him about this. We'll get back to this. We'll table it. We'll get back to this. Okay. Dodie, take this down like a relationship counselor. Not. I love you both. I love you. Love you. I know. I know. I know you've been pushing me on the kids thing. I apologize. I have been. It's not that I've been. I don't want. It's not that I don't want to. Everything was fucking Cerberus assembly. But after, hey, Glutinous dies. Let's do it. Okay. It's a good celebration. That's a good reason to adopt some kids. It's the death of the death of our old rich, you know, very powerful wizard. I agree to celebrate life. And yes, I like this healthy. So I'm thinking for wedding colors for gonna keep rolling this pink and like dark pink. Oh, no. That sounds wonderful. We could have it at the Levre Chateau. You know, mama would like. They would. That would be great. We could have it on the stage at the Chateau. And all of the. You know, the people that attend could sit in the audience. The paying customers could attend. No, no, no, no. We'd close it down for the wedding or something. Sure. Or we could get married. We could get married at Traveler Con on the island. Rumblecast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That feels far more of a destination wedding. Yeah, but people would have to travel there. That's the thing. But then what? Wouldn't people forget it? Oh, yeah, that's true. That doesn't happen anymore. We changed that, didn't we? Yeah, you're right. Sorry. I'm out of the depending on what part. You only do a destination wedding if you secretly don't want people to come to your wedding. Oh, really? Is that true? That's what I've always revived this. You all are invited to our wedding. Yeah, we can go. Oh, my God. We can go up to Eiselcross. Eiselcross? Well, I mean, if we don't want people to come, then. Isn't that cold? Yes. I don't want a cold wedding. I don't want a cold wedding. Oh, no, no. I want to be able to wear a really frilly dress, like, made of chiffon. Are you kidding me? I don't want to wear a coat when we get married. I don't know. I haven't seen a lot of wedding dresses. Could be nice, though. Dorian, do you play music? I do play music. Do you not have a band yet? Do you not have a wedding? Look, we've been distracted, okay? There's been a lot going on. Do you want to play at our wedding? Is there a way? Wedding date set? No, not yet. But listen, that's why we're sort of talking it out here. How long have you been engaged? A few weeks. Oh, you have time to figure that out? That's what I thought, but it seems like concrete plans are being made. I know I just met you, but I could. I do have the power to officiate weddings. I actually. I thought you would, like, go for the sketching. Like you need a sketch art. So. Perfect. Yeah. And I was kind of thinking the Traveler was going to, you know, officiate. I feel like the first step is surviving the next 12 hours, though. Can I be your best man? Do you have a best man? No. I will. You have to have a carrot. You know, something to look for. Wait, what were you gonna ask exactly? Did you just. You want me to be your maid of honor? I can be both. No, there's lots of other people. If you want to be his best Man, Then that's fine. I just. I don't know. I figured you would probably ask. Beth. I thought you were kind of close. I thought we all were gonna be the best men. We could all be best men. Okay. The chaos crew should be here. Like bridal party. Right? I actually like that. Yeah, but Beau, I was. I was. We'll table this. You know, I didn't mean to make it weird. No, it was cool. Pink and dark pink sounds. And maybe some blue. Great. Blue for the ocean? Yeah, absolutely. For me. For the little sapphire. I'm picking up on, like, a little bit of hesitancy from you for some reason. Hesitancy? Yeah, like. Like a little, like. Like. What do you mean hesitancy? Like a little. Like a little fear. Like a little fear. What's it? Are you afraid we're about to go find some ancient thing that feeds on gods? We're talking about wedding colors and chiffon wedding dresses. Is it not chiffon? It's chiffon. Okay. Chef on. That's better. Did chiffon. Did you think it was chiffon or did Travis? I. I love it. I don't know. Chiffon is the right one. It's chiffon. Chiffon. Chiffon is great. I'm only going. That sounds like a spice. I think I had that ravioli one. Saffron is what it is. Saffron. There it is. Ashton turns to Orym. I feel like. I feel like this is like a dark mirror of our future. If, like, if we survive this, this is what we're just gonna fall apart into. We're never gonna be that way. There's no if we survey this, we're all going to survive this. And then we're going to have a big wedding. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. And you're definitely all invited. And I am very excited about it now I feel like he's lying. You're the one who asked me to do that one. For sure. Yeah. There's a lot of fear in it. There's a lot of fear in it. Committing. It's okay. Happy? You feel great about it. I feel so good about it. Oh, no. You're gonna be like the most beautiful bride. Don't you think so? Yes, I really do. You're gonna be sweet. It's good. It's good that I would rather be talking about wedding plans right now. Honestly. Yeah. I actually like it. Something to look forward to. Afford to. Oh, plus, if so, let's pick a date. If we vindicate the moon, we could have it here. A moon wedding. A honeymoon. You could honeymoon here. We could. I could make. Do you think it clashes, though, to do, like, pink and dark pink with a red? Gotta stop asking me about colors. I literally. I know. Okay. We're gonna have your honey moon here. By the way, I know a bunch of great places to get some snacks. Is there honey on the moon? What's honey? Oh, wow. Oh, I have honey, don't worry. Oh, you're not looking that up right now. You can put. No, I have a scoop. I have a scoop. Oh, it's very sticky. That's lavender infused. It's really good in the tea. You can put it in your table. We need the poo. You didn't wash that. Yeah, it's got everything on it now. God, I love honey. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's just making strings. Sweet strings. I'll create a little water. Just a little water in your hand. Thank you, green fella. You're welcome. Well, I guess we're in the hurry up and wait phase. About this time, Rish, waiting for the energy to go, two point Reshina arrives through the door with a bunch of other Reiloran around her in standard civilian clothing, satchels over their bags. Not unlike the rest of the civilians that are in the process of essentially abandoning Kreviris. She presents. All right, friends, looks like time to prepare us nigh. If what you say is the assault on Exandria is to happen soon, we should prepare. Follow me. Gas goes. All right, it's time. Rashida, you gotta try this, honey. Yeah. He kind of like walks out with her. Is he just gonna make it lick his finger? I think this is where we leave you. Oh, yeah. Good luck. Bells. Hells. I'm sure you don't need it, but you seem very capable. He said the thing. I know we disagree on what the outcome of this should be, and I'm. I know I have my feelings. So I ask all of you. I'm not here to tell you what to do, but when the moment comes, do what feels kind. I can live with that. Whatever it is. I second that. Yeah. Always lead with your heart. Yes. And your. Your dick. And Miss. Ms. Levor. I'm. I'm sorry I had a. I'm sorry I misjudged you. Pray us. I might go up and give you a hug. Oh, watch the tattoo. I'm so sorry about everything. But I'm glad you're here with us. Everything happens for a reason. I hope your God isn't consumed by. Well, he's not really a God, so it's okay. Well, that's good. Yeah. That's really good of you, Doomseed. I'll take it. I hope your goddess isn't consumed by Predathos. I mean, sure. Make sure that one doesn't choose. Just. Whatever happened, that one's fine. We'll have redundancies. Keep them away from any red buttons. Hey. Hmm? Braze. Yes? Did you want that Raven mask? Were those words? I have a hard time asking for things. Did you want that Raven mask? Oh, I have it. Right. You want it? Yeah, you know, just, you know, I don't know. I just kind of had a little bit of a connection with the Raven Queen. And, you know, we were talking to the arch heart, and he was like, she wants to go talk to you. And he kind of looked at me. Sure. No, no, no. I remember maybe he was looking at all of us, but it just. It. You know, anything to make this stop. Her hair's just falling out. Yeah, it's just clumps. Made an entire cat on the ground. All right. All right. Sure. I mean, unless you need it. Do you need it? I still never really fucking take it. I still never prayed with it. But what do you. Do you want to pray with it now? Do you want to pray with it? You're gonna pray to a third God now, Brass. Maybe you got three gods. Just two currently. What are the two usually considered? A throttle. That's disgusting. How about this? We'll pray together, and we can. We can both hold it. Okay. Ready? Oh, Matron of Ravens. Matron of Ravens, can you hear us? Can you hear. Can you. Can you give us a sign of guidance? Anything Be here in our moment of need that would guide you. Telekinetic hand to shove the mask into. She chose me. That is her sign. Thank you. Did I notice the telekinetic hand? You noticed it pull out of your hand into hers. Okay. But I don't know the cause of it. Correct. Well, I didn't move my body. It's just my mental path. It's like a wishbone. Just about moving. It mysteriously got jolted out of your grasp into Laudna's Curious A society. I guess so. She likes me. All right, well, this is very gracious. Use it wisely. I will. Don't use it to. Okay. Use it right now. No, no, I'm not gonna do it right now. Thank you. Genuinely. It belongs with you. I know. And it's been wonderful to. To meet friends like you all. You're one of us. Yeah. You're a Hells Grace. Yeah, yeah, man. You've been claimed. How's it look? That's that sweet. Fucking Delt looks even sweeter. You could be anywhere else. You're here. I think I'd rather be here than with the best people in the world. What? Yeah. That was beautifully said. Wait, what is the tattoo? Is it the same as your. Yeah. RTA. RTA. There are approximately 16 people in the world that'll give him anything he needs. Wait, I want one. Later, later, later. No, I'll give you a tattoo. You want a tattoo? Chat. Well, sure. What do you want to do? Well, I haven't even looked. Yours is so beautiful. I didn't even look yet. To go. We at the door. I'll give you a tattoo at the wedding. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. Come to the wedding. I'll give you a tattoo there. Hey, Niners, we gotta go. Yeah, all right. Hey, are we letting it be Niners? Otherwise, good luck, stay alive. Thank you. Remember, chop, chop. Call us if you need us. Right? Yeah. And you can call us anytime. Just saying, you know, not just here in this moment. Should I protect any of them from psychic damage before we leave? Actually, I would really, really like that. Yeah. I mean, it could go really bad. It's gonna be an hour. I don't know. You know, I'll take an hour. I really. I just might run into some. I can do it to two people, but that's my highest. I can do it to one person. Really? Then give it to Ashton. Yeah. I don't want to. I'm just a liability. Honestly, on a certain level, it's not very wise. All right. Oh, fuck you too. Yeah, you're right, though. I say in. I say in your head. I know that look. You know that I know what you said. What's your wisdom modifier? My wisdom modifier? I'm blind. My wisdom modifier is plus one. Oh, wow. Better than me. Oh, no. What's your wisdom? Negative two. Negative two what? We're fine. That's not Chet. Negative one. I mean, four. What? That explains a lot, to be honest. Chet. What? Chet's negative one. I will whisper. Mutter some words that. That Caleb taught me and cast intellect Fortress. Ooh, on you. Which I'm now reading for the first time. Yes. Resistance to psychic damage. Is it concentration? It is. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's nothing with. Yeah. No. Concentration. Don't do concentration. I'm just concerted. No. Okay. It'll drop the second. Yeah. The minute you get hit is gone. Or that you want to do any other spell with concentration, your voltaic bolt will cause it to drop. If you try and cast on somebody else, it'll drop. You can do it still. Just letting you know. I just sort of wave my hands around. I don't think you'll know. Seems like a lot for. I'll take it. And I just sort of blow my hot breath in his face. Oh God, their face. Wow, you're protected. All right. All right. The last of us. 90 seconds. While all that happened, Orym wordlessly grabbed Dorian's hand. Doram ship me neighbor. That's happened. God. Give me a second. And pulls him out the door and come here. I don't know what's going to happen. I. I don't know if we have 12 hours or 24 hours or no hours. I'm gonna kiss you now. Can I kiss you? Oh, shit, yes. Grab the sheer shirt and pull him in and give a nice long kiss. Not the chiffon. And for. And forget everything. All the problems, everything. For 10 seconds. If we're here tomorrow, I'd really like to figure out this. If you want. All I want. I'm gonna kiss him back. How's the kiss? How's the kissing? Brace is gonna come around the corner with hope in his eyes and be like. Or am I Pa. Punch right here. Amazing. We have one last second too. Ashton's gonna really quickly run up to Fearne. I'm gonna get right in your face. I have a request. I have a very serious request. Lay it on. If we survive this and I open up a small pouch and it's filled with weird ass mushrooms. I stole this off the weird cow one. Would you take half of these with me and see whatever the fuck happens? I absolutely will. Fucking bass. I can't even believe that you chose me for this fun adventure. Who else? Honestly? You're. I would do any fucking stupid thing. You were ever down for amazing. Promise. Yeah. I like you. And I'm bad at this. Cause I don't think about the future ever. But like, I don't either. You're fun to adventure with. You're fun to adventure with too. I will absolutely take those mushrooms with you. See what happens. I have no idea what the fuck they're gonna do. Take that. Could go really poorly. That could either go really well or really not well. Flip a coin. I'm going to put my arms around them and just give such a big hug. As they're hugging, I come around the corner, play to win. Never mind. I love how Many of those you have. I'm so impressed. It's just these two now I've even had. It's about timing. It's about timing. Goodness. Incredible. So as the Nine wave their goodbyes and trudge off with the Cluster of the Volition deeper into the villains of Eterra Kreviris, and you all begin to gather your things to prepare your journey. Can I just. One last thing. Yeah. I'm sorry. I just. Was gonna just do it mentally. Yeah, go for it. I just want to. In Caleb's head, I just want to. Like, as they're walking away, I just want to say thank you for talking to me and giving me hope about other possibilities. Well, now my hope is in you. I'll see you tomorrow, mister. Good luck, Caleb. Widow cast. Keep up. Dirt Wizard. Coming. As you watch them vanish, the rest of you being things. And you linger a minute, looking out towards them as they vanish into the city. You know, I've been clean for years. It's so fun to pick on you. Wittle, wittle widow Gay. A punch. I fall off the cliff. Oh, no. And a strange, familiar screech begins to push into your mind. What? Close. Immediate. A storm stronger than. Than any you've encountered in your dreams and nightmares. It whips around you. You feel tossed, like you're unable to grasp the sides of a whirlwind. And you hear your mother shouting for your name. Imogen. Imogen. You see your shadow also drifting through the storm. Where are you, Mama? Him. And you both whip past, each of their arms out. Go ahead and make a dexterity saving throw for me. What? To try and grasp her arm as you pass each other. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Any D. 21. Shut up. Yeah. 22. 22. You clasp her arm and you catch herself. And she looks towards you and you see her. Her skin itself flush with the purple energy. And as her harm reaches yours, you feel both of your bodies connect. And you feel that latent energetic essence of the exultant powers within both of you connect. Her eyes burning bright and glowing as she holds you. Imogen. I've tried. I've tried to convince him, but he knows. He knows and I'm sorry. Oh, no. I'm sorry. It's all right, Mama. What is he gonna do? You catch a glimmer of the back of her feet. The tips of her toes slowly starting to crumble. Oh, God. No. Mama. Stop him. No. Stop him. Don't do it. It hurts. Hello, Mama. I can't stop it. I don't Know what's happening. Can I pull her closer to me? You pull her close, and I just want to hold her as tight as I can. You hold her. Make a perception check. Oh my God. 14. 14. You'd make out in this storm. The outer flashes of shadows of multiple figures standing around her, Reiloran shapes, humanoid shapes, all focused on her, holding her there with their minds. And you just see the back of a figure facing away from her long hair and what looks to be a faintly glowing funnel facing. No, no. Oh, no, no, no. She goes. Stop him. No matter what happens, stop him. No. No. There's a flash of intense energy and a pain that strikes through your mind, and we're gonna go to break. Oh, I've had enough of this dude. Oh no. Okay. Brutal. Oh, no. And we'll return here picking up with Mighty Nein's side of the assault in just a bit. See you in a second. What is the matter with you? And welcome back. So Mighty Nein, as you trek and wind through the somewhat empty streets of the Villims, being guided by Gaztomo, Rashina, and numerous other figures that you could see at a glance would appear like various denizens of various cultural backgrounds, ancestry backgrounds, of Ruidus with their supplies gathered up and evacuating the city. But you know what they carry with them. To be a little more specific in its purpose to your coming events, you watch as some of them begin to splinter off and head into other alleys and disparate streets, avoiding the roaming elements of the Imperium soldiers themselves armored and watching around. There's still a thick bastion of guards that sit at the edge of each major street that are either accompanying and keeping watch on people that are leaving, as well as keeping eyes peeled for the type of individuals like you that have nefarious plans. From their perspective, how do you intend to make your way through the city unnoticed? Oh, so we're not at the launch point. We have to make our way. Correct. You're following at the moment. And Gaz is following up from the rear. But how are you masquerading yourselves? Oh, cause we don't have seaming on. No, I can do masquerade many faces. I can also I'm going to take a look at. How is Gaz approximately caduceus size? Gaz is probably close to nine feet tall. So tall. Yeah, I mean, he's a relawin juggernaut. Or the Hulk. Says they're actual like their subspecies, so it would be odd if there was one around my size. You haven't really seen another one. Yes, sir. Good question about the spell seeming, because that lasts eight hours and Caleb threw that up earlier. But once it's up, there's no bringing it down and pulling it up or fading it. Because I don't want any of our shenanigans to have been in alien form. Wow. Correct. So seeming has. Well, I'll say. For the purposes of the narrative, since seeming is still around and you being the majestic Crafter of Arcana that you are, there's no reason why I wouldn't think you wouldn't be able to dip the illusion then shift it back up and have it last that distance. It's dim and transparent around us. I like it. I love. But it's still up. Still up. All right. So you can maintain the shapes you had before. Thank you for reminding me that you had seemingly. You're a Bormodo. I am. And I know what that is. The rest of us are Re. Lorens Rollorans. You hear the echoing shriek from above of one of the Fescools. The flying cave. Centric leather bat. Winged creature that are armored and surrounding and flying throughout the open space that is the dark subterranean skyline of Kreviris. Some appear to be natural and wild and just following the energy of the city. But a number of them appear to be armored and mounted. You can see there are various sentinels riding atop as they swoop and perch on different larger buildings and shift off again. I would like you to make a group deception check. Because of seeming. You do have advantage on these checks. Time to die. Sorry. You have advantage. Everyone has advantage. Or not disadvantage. You're negative two. I rolled a 19 and a 20. Wow. How do we have a negative one? Does good. Wow. I don't remember that about not. You were a terrible liar. I'm bad with charisma. Just crying. All right. Starting over here. 25. 25 already natural 20. Whoa. Nice. I don't have bad. 21. 21. 17. I rolled it really bad. I rolled a 12. 18. 7. Uh oh. You don't often see Reiloran skipping around, but when you kill. Yeah, sure. Taliesin, I love your shirt. Thank you. It's. Love that shirt. It looks good with your hair. Thank you. I'll always think of you as you kind of shift. Not as a tight clustered group, but like a broken series of smaller groups to try and not draw as much attention. It can't be helped that the path you are taking is not in line with the exodus that most of the civilians are taking you are actually heading deeper into the city. Along that path there are a handful of Imperial Sentinels, Reilorans that are armored as well as one Bormodo who is armored as well and keeping keen eyes out inspecting looking at individuals as they're passing by. And they begin to follow a bit behind the closer they get. Eventually Rashina stops and looks back and sees them. Looks about the rest of you. Anyone? No, I know this looks about the rest of you. Realizing that none of you can speak psychically to her awareness, Caleb has a ring of telepathy and says is there a problem in her mind? Her eyes narrow at you. How convincing are your conversational skills in your mind's connectivity? Above average. She looks to Gaz. He waves. Best you handle this. I'm going to cast guidance on Caleb. She covers her face mate and goes I'm too recognizable. And she pushes through the cluster of people to go towards the front. As the soldiers begin to arrive, the Bormodo goes halt. Why are you trekking deeper into Kreviris and the other flanking three other armored Imperium soldiers step up with the Bormodo. The Bormodo you can see missing one eye, has an empty skin filled socket on one side, the other large dark eye, the cheeks themselves almost drooping like Droopy the dog in a little bit, just hanging down and swinging as it walks to approach you. Its breastplate looks like maybe it was have fitted for it maybe 10 years earlier in its youth and it's outgrown it in ways, but still carries the station hairless on top. And the mantle of wrinkled cloth sits around its shoulder. Looks like it's adorned with a few gold colored rings that are placed on it that seem to present some sort of station. But as it moves up to you, why tell us? So tell. Using the ring, Kayla will say business has been tasked to us by the Weavemind and the less questions you ask the better. Make a deception check. Does the seaming help with that as well or does it? The seaming means that you don't have disadvantage. Okay, got it. For a species of people that have not seen your him, that's a tiny die. What does it say? I'll never understand. I stole one of Ashley's dice. Oh, okay. 17. 19 total. 19. That thing is minuscule. This is made from. Is that meteorite? This one is the bone, this one's bubble. The Bomoro glances at you, eyes you up and down, eyes the rest of the crew and Gaz reveals his forms a bit and does a nod. Time for this. Very well. Would want to get in the way of we've mind business. It turns around and takes a few steps into the other three and they all look at each other and they continue and walk away. In your head. You hear my accent. Work is getting better. I'll take your word for it. All right. You continue on. Follow as they push through. Who has the highest passive perception here? I'm trying to recall the. I'm 26. 26 for Caduceus. You notice keeping an eye on the troop that you just spoke with. The three armored Imperium Reilorans branch off shortly after. They all look at each other as the Barmodo approaches and circle around and you get an immediate sense that there is still question about they didn't buy Rat Rao. They might either be going to look for reinforcements or rolling around the back. How many are there? Three plus one. Yeah, there was three Reiloran and one Bormoto. Should we take them out? Shouldn't we just. I don't think we can reach them anymore. Yeah. Our surroundings are wet again. You're on the ground floor right now of the villains. There are all manner of 10 to 20 foot tall buildings and these tight winding streetways and alleys. Some bridges that arch over in the way. It feels like a clustered MC Escher esque cityscape should lead them down an alley. I am going to quick and quiet invoke duplicity. Okay. Are there any doors around? Out of curiosity, are we just on a straight pathway or are there doors in other rooms or otherwise? There are openings. Some doors are closed. Some appear to be left open and it seems like they're circling around. Yeah. The Bormodo is out of sight as well as the other three. But what you noticed was the Bormodo as you continued and just fell out of sight while the other three dipped off into a side street while they were still paying some mind to your path. I'm gonna push one of the doors we're walking by open. And just in case they're coming that way, you might want to have one of your people run in there and I'll slam it shut. I'm gonna have one of my duplicates run in there. And then I'm gonna have another duplicate run down another alleyway. And then I'm going to have another one down another alleyway and peek our head out and run away just leading in different directions. The one that ran through the door. I'm going to have the door shut loudly enough. That you can hear it just with Thaumaturgy. Okay, that's great. One of your duplicates rushes down the alley to the left of the path you were all taking. Can you see the eyes of your duplicates? I cannot. But I can talk through them. You fought a whole PvP battle. I know. Hiding in a house. Maybe I can. It's been a while. Wow. The illusion as a bonus version. You can move. Nope, I don't see it through it. Mm. I mean, if you're in a place with an opening, you could watch them. As long as they're in eye contact, you can kind of cast spells through them. I can. Which I see is limited visibility. Once they're there, I'll interpret it as that. But if it's out of sight, it's left to its own devices. You can still give it instructions and such. But let's see here. Yeah, they might accidentally run through walls. I don't know. It can also go up to a maximum of 120ft. Yeah. Great. So as it heads, they all scatter off different alleys and spaces. You guys continue to walk on the path that you're on. Eventually, you begin to hear the sounds of chasing and footfalls falling in the direction of where one of the duplicates went. There's no shouts, generally between Reiloran's soldiers. The silent communication makes it hard to track where actually is happening, aside from the sound of activity. But there's enough that you pick up Caduceus as well, in the direction of where one of these duplicates went. Where at least their chase has begun, albeit a little off the beaten path. With this sort of indication, Roschina looks back and says, is there a problem? The beginnings of one. Let us quicken our path to the belfry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to keep my duplicates as far away from us as we can, and while still distracting them. Okay, so you kind of keep them winding through alleys. One of them singing, one of them's laughing, one of them's casting Thaumaturgy to open all the windows and just kind of making noise. All the din that's happening is definitely pulling attention to those parts of you, oddly dragging attention in the direction of your group, albeit 120ft behind you and scattered off to the edges. But it's enough chaos that nobody is directly on your trail again and seem to be caught up in this goose chase. Go ahead and make a deception check for me if you could. 21. 21. And the distraction continues to keep them off your scent. For quite a bit before Raschine goes ahead and ushers your troops off into what looks to be a small homestead. That you all go inside and it looks like it's been cleaned out. Anything of keepsakes, even the simple furnitures that would have been here. There's that element of dust that's laid and you can see the spaces where anything of importance had been taken and leaving a more clean spot in the shape of what previously took it. One of the various families that probably moved out and are heading towards their hopeful future in Exandria. You step into this particular building. Roschina leads you out the back half of it into a secondary alleyway into the next building. You begin to realize that many of the homesteads here are not locked. There isn't really a locking mechanism on a lot of the homes here. Nice neighborhood. Orthologs were taken with the people. But what proceeds then is a series of shifting from building to building to building as opposed to just open streets and alleys. You continue to drag your duplicates out of sight behind you, making the noise. But without really seeing where they're going. They're being ghostly pulled through walls as well as they go, which likely, probably disorients and frustrates the pursuers. It doesn't take too long before Rashina eventually brings you to this intersection with a circular core in the middle. You can see there is a three tiered tower that rises up in some sort of a large belfry with a big strange looking dark metal bell that hangs in the center. She looks back at the rest of you. This will be where we station it. She points to the left, where you hadn't noticed quite yet. Once you peek out from the building. The Prime Pillar itself is right there among the large wall battlement that's set up separating the interior of the Prime Pillar's core base and the numerous varying heights of the buildings that fill this intersection as well. You can now glance at the incredible display of the Arx Creonum, this terrifying citadel, this stronghold that is constructed and built into the Prime Pillar. You can see numerous extended battlements and parapets, platforms and extended alcoves that lead deeper into it. You can see these long stretched windows that seem to rise up with it. Made of the same glass as the pillar itself. It looks almost like a symbiotic life form that has been growing on the side of this glass. Whereas the glass gives that faint pale blue green glow from top to bottom with that very ever so gentle pulsating to wherever the energetic light Source is within this glass. The citadel is a dark spot of stone that seems to grow through it, almost veined through parts of the glass itself. And the further in, the shape becomes more crisp, beautiful, Gothic even. You see large pillars that line the exterior of these various extended balconies and what looks almost like long pathways or odd red leafed gardens that have been grown on the exterior of it at different heights and levels. It is an odd, clustered interpretation of what a temple and a castle would look like through the eyes of someone who can only interpret through dreams and time, Salvador Dali. How massive is it? Is it standard like a single chamber temple size? Or does it feel like we're about to go on a crawl to find the these guys? The scale's a little hard here when you look up because the pillar is so massive it's like staring into the Grand Canyon. And you can't really make out scale on the larger pieces until you compare it with smaller ones. You glance up and you begin to see soldiers, fescuel, winged beasts perching and landing and flying around. And that's the best moment you have for size comparison. It is a massive stronghold for your comparison here, probably not comparable to Castle Unkerbock in the center of Rexxentrum. Oh, wow. If not a bit larger. But instead of being a central structure, it is more stretched and wide and pressed into the side of the pillar. Imagine if you take a central stronghold and from what you can see, smear it on the outside of a glass pillar. It's so old. You mentioned a bell. How high above us is that bell? The belfry sits about three stories up. Okay, do we have to get up to to go? Roschina continues to lead you into the structure itself as she heads to the main doorway. There it is barred, it seems. She concentrates for a second. You hear a faint whistle on the opposite side. She responds with a whistling kind. And the door unlatches and opens on the inside. Another Bormodo, an older female Borm, opens the door and ushers you all in quickly. As you begin to dart in, you begin to hear the sounds of heavy footfalls, of following soldiers, Imperium guardians that have been keeping your tail, following the many gestures. And then do you maintain your duplicates? Those would drop by now, right? They only last for about a minute, right? So they've vanished. And as they can hear them moving, they're now scattering far and wide, trying to keep a wide berth since they have no real beat on where you are having been sent throughout the various Capillary alley network. You wait for a few beats until eventually a watch out comes down from below the belfry and goes looks over to Roschina. Roschina nods. Still odd for the mighty Nein, noting conversations quietly happening between different denizens of this location, this city. But Rashina turns back around and goes. We should be good to begin setting up our cannon. We have some of our cannoneer engineers at the ready. We'll have him go and build this upon the belfry itself, I guess. Get yourselves as ready as you are. And she tosses a heavy almost duffel bag like thick satchel hits the ground, opens a bit. And you hear the sounding of metal clinking against metal leather squeaking. And looking inside you can see these strapped harnesses with heavy metal hooks. And on each of them one large hooking device that clamps around almost like a large carabiner. But within the top of it it has two prongs that go over. And within it you can see green teal glass wheels that are set inside. So three of these are placed at your feet. Did we ever figure out who's going to use these? Yosha's gonna take one. I think Jester Medusas is going to take one. Yeah, and if nobody else needs it, then I will. I could probably try to hold somebody as well. You wanna just wrap yourself around my body? I could. I have. I could do spider climb. But aren't you looking at me? But we're trying to make a plan. Sorry, there's a lot going on. Something about your ear. Oh, they're just catching up. Look at your little breezy baby. I haven't seen that in a while. Yeah, I still have my baby fat. I just moved to LA. I was probably like 19. I love her. Look at like Claire's jewelry. It's Photoshop. Your arms too low though. The true pose is up here. This is your first headshot. An early headshot. Tell me something like that. Oh my gosh. I think it was like a red, white, like stars, red, white and blue T shirt that probably got it like Forever 21. I don't know. Assaulting the belfry. Assaulting the belfry. I mean, I could do spider climb. Unless someone could carry me. I should be able to run across the cables. How much of an incline is it? You don't know yet. Across from where you are. Make a cool monk. You really want to do that? I want to do that too. Make an investigation check for me. Okay. Okay. This is going to be you stepping up to the higher level of the belfry where they're currently assembling this device, this cable cannon and trying to come on. Okay, 20 total. Yeah, 20 is not bad. The incline from where you are is going to be probably about 25 to 30 degrees up. You're gonna stick to it? No, she's gonna run it with spider climbing. She can run on water, but she could fall. She could glide to the bottom and then we just say goodbye. What's the point of having a monk if not you're running across cables? Exactly. Naruto, run this like fucking Area 51 here for yes. Yeah, I'll try it. Okay, so no harness if it goes poorly, we'll figure it out. I am going to rules for this. Don't worry. Wing it as per usual and I can bring a passenger. Maybe sue anyone. No, I mean we have three harnesses, right? Maybe you can be on bow or not catching DT in case one of them falls. Beauregard can run the cable with me like Yoda in a backpack. No, no, I meant you glide underneath. And if she falls, you can catch her. Sure. I will be your safety bird. Caleb. Using the ring speaks to Rashida in her mind. The bell up there. Its purpose is what? Ornamental? An alarm? The bell serves the purpose that those who wish to gather and dream communally during certain times of the year. It would be what calls those to the center of these strings. It once was considered or these were designed to be indicators of conflict before the unification under the Imperium. However, this tonight is only going to represent a position out of sight and just enough distance to get to our destination unnoticed. Understood, Matthew. Spider climb lets you climb up walls and ceilings. Yeah. Ropes. Yeah. A surface. So a rope you can Spider climb and climb across it. A Minotaur sticky Spider climb up that minotaur I will cast Spider climb. All right. And waste a spell. Let's go. To beat you. Let's go, baby. All right. Spider climb. Dope Monk shit. Flight. Chi an eagle. All right. Who is taking what else? Any other harnesses? Nice. I could give you a ride, but I kind of want to see this. Yeah, well, we have. We have a. We. We gotta settle this. I have a firearm. You better not shoot me in the ass. Bernato also probably makes a lot of noise. I'll wrap it up in some cloth. Maybe that'll great. Yeah, I guess. I have an arrow tip in my ass from seven years ago. You see, Gaz has his harness is in the process of connecting and it has cross straps torso Straps. It's meant to be a fairly decent load bearing harness, though. Even on him, he's like, ah, that'll do. Are we all going to be on this thing together? I mean, as far as I know, that's the plan. Once the. Once the big boom goes boom, we go boom. The boom. It's one line. We're all on one line. Yeah. So we gotta pick an order. Yeah. Oh, so there's not multiple. I mean, there are multiple different towers, different stations. But that's okay. This is our tower. Down here. It's our tower. And you're going to be pushing us along. She's like. To the best of his ability. Yes. But if you have any sort of backup means of transportation. We do. We do. But you can push three of us, right? Yeah, I can. Yeah, we're good. I can also help push. Oh, I float there. Hold on to my hand for. Then just hold me on the harness and scooch me along. Can you read my mind? I don't remember. She says, can you read my mind? Okay. Anyone else need to help put one of these on? I think I've got it. That looks nice. Yes. The thing on. Oh, side there. All right. There you go. Sorry again. You get your skin on that one. Yeah, no, that's okay. Makes me have a little bit before battle. All right, all right. So we got one. We got two. Yeah, we got three. All right, so quick. Little safety tip. Instructional. Sign your waivers. Yeah. We're at a treetop obstacle course. Make sure to check each one of your buckles and straps. That they're nice and tied. Not going to come undone. Go ahead. Second. When we get up and the cables affixed, take your little hook dealio and put it around the cable. We're going to go ahead and figure out an order. Probably stay at least a few feet across in case somebody slides back. It's not going to like, you know, knock us all off or something. And then when we're all ready to go, I'm gonna go ahead and concentrate. Why hold on to my hands? Lord. What's the concentrating about? You gotta. He's gotta psychically push us along. Oh, yeah. Make the wheels go. Okay. I was. I'm even more worried now that I know he has the concentration. Yeah. Can I help you in any type of way? Yeah, yeah. Be light. Think light thoughts. I'm going to cast guidance on. Just don't. Don't distract him. That's me. I felt good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little boosties. How long does it last? I think it's a minute until you're well. No, it lasts a minute. And I'll do it right before we go. Cool. I'll take it. All right. Rashina eventually returns with a few other figures themselves. Like, their heads are masked over their face with dark hoods. Their armor itself is like a blackening leather with a soft hide in patches. They're all dressed darkly to obscure their selves. You see, Roschina now wears most of the same armor. They have these large pouches on the side, and as they move, you can hear the clinking of some sort of glass material. She comes down to you. Not, oh, that's me. This is my job. All right. So you assured us that you are quite familiar and capable when it comes to volatile chemicals. I'm very, very capable. I'm good with measuring. I'm good with handling delicate things. Good. And you'll come with us. She tosses you an outfit to match theirs. All right. Are you going to be back in time? Oh, we're leaving separately. The demolition team has to be there first, detonate the side, and that's the sign for the rest to come upon the cables. But you'll be able to meet back up with us really fast, though. Of course. Of course. We're all gonna go in the same hole. Okay. Okay. Right. The idea. Okay. So I'm gonna time myself. All right. All right. And you're gonna time yourself. Deal? Honor system. Yeah. Okay. Start counting. The older Bormodo comes down the steps and goes, arashina. They've completed the cannon. I think we're placed very well. Good work. So now he just waits until the time is right. In the meantime, I'll teach you how to deal with our payload. Yes, Please do. Sheena pulls you off. She's good at handling payloads. She nods. Indeed. I got it. You meet the rest of the demolition team that is present here. There are two others that are here. And you're instructed there are other teams in these other towers as well. These cables are being sent up, and then the teams are going to trek. They're going to set these explosives. Once they're placed, they are set on a time detonation to give you all chances to essentially repel out of the way or hide from the immensity of it. It's up to you all to find a place to keep safe for the detonation. So. Sorry. Just to get the order of operation. Cannons fire cords, right? Yep. Then the demo team. Demo team clambers up, sets the charges and comes back down. Or Just sort of hides away. Hides away? Because, I mean, some might come down, but those who are part of the strike team are remaining there for the others to meet up. Then the rest of the team is also clambering up before the explosion or after the. After the explosion. God. Okay, question. Can I have a telepathy ring melded into my wing? Am I able to think to friends? Am I able to think to my friends? As Caleb in bird language, I mean the ringing telepathy as per the spell. Yeah. Okay. Maybe you could hide up inside of the bell you heard in your head. It's metal protection. If the explosive is set above the structure of the bell. We are. We're going up here. I thought we were going to the bell. I have a back. You're in the belfry now. Okay. And that's where the contraption is getting set up. And you're all going to be leaving from here to the arc's creator proper. Okay. I've got my assignment. Okay. She. I don't have my assignment. No. You all still in this waiting period are gathered and told that the intent is when the detonation happens. There are additional cable setups if need be, should there be any sort of damage sustained to the original grapple point, and additional ones will be fired if that's the case. The reason not everyone's going there right now is that much traveling will likely call attention to the demo team and would completely eliminate the need for this. But the distraction of the explosion will one probably take out a number of the defenders of the Arx Creoneum and also leave a very vulnerable point of entry amongst the chaos that, if utilized rapidly, would allow your strike team to get far into the Arx Cryonum before they can truly rally a defense around the weave line. There will be defenders there. The place is still well defended, though much of the military has been placed further out into Ruidus or heading towards Exandria. But that is the expected plot. Partway into the final elements of this description, a message comes to you, Caleb. Mighty Nein. The assault is beginning. The armies rally on the key. Giant bird head swivels to bow you here. It has begun. In your head. It has begun. That is terrible. High German. What's going on? Oh, my tag is still on. How long have you been wearing that thing with a Tag on in 30 minutes. Oh, okay. All right, everybody. It's go time. Looks so good, Rashino. Looks to you. It is time. It's time. Very well. Demolition team with me. The rest of you stay on top of the gas. He'll get you situated when the moment is right. Correct. Thank you, Asha. You bet your sweet. You all right? Rashina checks up with you. You all take and triple check that all of your containers are kept close to you. Your harnesses are clipped to your bodies one by one. You all set around the contraption. The engineers that are set can low at this point notice you all coming up, aim it, situate it, and one of them pulls out a small glass orb and flicks it on and off four times. And you see two other rooftops, similar orb flickering in a similar pattern. That's cool. I'm going to tie a piece of fabric around my eyes with two little eye holes. Oh, yeah, like a ninja turtle. Purple. Purple. God, I love being a halfling for no particular reason. All right, nice. As they pull the orb back, the engineers get down, clutching the sides of this device, shifting it, aiming it. You see one of them is concentrating on it, puts a finger up. All three of them look at each other, and they all focus on the device. You see all of the erudian glass throughout its structure begin to glow in alight. And you see the grappling hook begin to pull back into it as a portion of some sort of infused runic glyph on the back begins to get brighter and brighter and brighter until with very little sound, it fires off the cable snaking behind it. You see them up points of light. They all dip in an arc and then pick up. As the engineers continue to focus on it, you can see them all training their eyes on it, psychically carrying it at its apex trajectory, until eventually all of them affix to the outside of the underpoint of the cluster of massive outreaching balconies that carry multiple gardens and smaller structures that adorn the exterior of the arc's creonum. As all the cables hit Megan de Bow, the engineers, the engineers then focus back to the machine. And you watch as it begins to wind up the cable as one of them takes and ratchets the grappling grappling end to it to one of the belfries, massive pillars that affix to the top there as that situates in and they tighten it in, they lock it. And you can now see that it's now a completely taut cable between here and the arx cranum. Rosina turns around. We have very little time now. She hooks up her harness. The other demo individuals hook it up there. And you cast spider climb, caspider climb. And with that machine Concentrates. And you watch where these hooks are. They begin to glow where the glass wheels are. And the harnesses begin to zip up as a cluster along this cable. This impossibly long cable. Go. I'm going to. While that's happening, I'm going to touch caduceus shoulder and then reach out and touch Caleb Burke. And I'm gonna cast with a ring of spell splitting death ward on both of them. Ooh. And then I'm gonna go in for another hug and cast death warding on this one family. Great. Don't touch me. And I am keen mind timing Beth's progress. Yeah. I'm using movement action to dash and also bonus action dash. A total speed of 90. So 30 each. Yeah. All right. That's 90ft around as you decide there. Maybe I run under just for flavor. You are moving at a faster speed than these harnesses are going. And you watch as the demo experts who are hanging on and gliding up see you bypass them from underneath, start on top, and then curve down underneath and keep going. And they give a nod of an impressed essence as you all. And you can feel like as you're moving, the cable is gently shifting just from the sheer length of it and the movement of you moving on it. So you have this odd changing. You can see above. And the cable has this very faint, snaking quality to it at that length. But the immensity of the ark's crier just approaches larger and larger, and the scale of it causes you to feel smaller and smaller as you approach. You can see now along the outer edges, numerous armored soldiers that are looking out over the city that haven't yet caught wind of your group yet. I would like you to make a stealth chunk. Oh, boy. Along with the rest of this troop here. Oh, wait. I get advantageous. Good. I have an Enormous. That's bad. 35. They actually all rolled really well too. They rolled in ascending order. It was a natural 12, 13, then a 14, plus their bonuses. So, yeah, your whole troop glides up. And you can see the numerous creatures that call this cavern landscape the armored and natural festools sweeping through. You can briefly look down as you're hanging upside down into the whole city beneath you. And it's the first time you really get a true glance of the scale and scope of Vatera Kreviris, the underside of this massive city. It is a wild, textured, incredible metropolis of mixed dreamscapes and at this time, a draining blood life. You can see much of the city where the cluster of the masses of the populace are all exiting out one side. The rest of the streets are left fairly barren by comparison. You can see as the areas that are more abandoned, some of the natural burrowing creatures of the land are moving into places that are a little more available now. You can see dozens of scattered massive insects, insectoid creatures that have begun to carve through and tear through some of the buildings. Apparently. It seems that the very presence of the society here was enough to keep these creatures at bay from naturally destroying what's there. And nature is reclaiming. But with that, you get closer and closer to the massive citadel cruising up underneath this cable. The pillar itself. Because you're moving so quickly and yet everything is slowly getting larger, which makes it feel that much more massive in scope. You can see along these outer battlements of the Ars cranum, there are all manner of strange ballista. You can see there are soldiers and figures that are just at the ready. Keeping an eye out. There is definitely an air of expectation of something. But none catch sight of your team. Wow. As you get towards the end of this cable, you're the first to arrive there definitely. And the rest of the team takes a moment to catch up to you. As their harnesses get there, I'll push them so it's soft, quiet landing. Well, you get there first. And this is a sheer cliff face wall. The Arx crianum structure seems to have been much like the fortress and the surrounding buildings and structures here seem to be psychically formed and molded from the rock and surrounding materials. You can see towards the base of this massive stronghold. It's more of a rougher natural texture that gets smoother and more refined once it becomes the actual fortress itself. Down here it's a bit rougher where the grappling hook is set in, but there are altogether alcoves there and some of the supplies that you were given as part of this hammer in a hook, latch yourself there. And there are shelves and some outcroppings that can be climbed. So with that pull out your materials, set a couple of things to lock yourself safely in place. Although you have spider climb, you're not too worried about it actually. To help keep them a safe space, sure they come in, they transition their harnesses over to the safety pittance that you put in there. Eventually, when they've all arrived, everyone pulls out climbing gear and begins to. These large hand bound spikes looks like pieces of really dense bone that come out of the hands. And they all begin to Spider man climb along the side of this rock. Now it's a point of finding amongst the base of this stronghold where you are at the weakest points. I'd like for you to make either a nature or an investigation check. Your choice. Investigation, please. I didn't know that. But I will do investigation guidance. I don't have that. Oh. 28. 28. As your team scatters off a bit, all looking for the best place to deploy your explosive payload. I was waiting for it. You begin to rummage through the vials that you have. The rough glass interior. And you can see this dull, green, somewhat clear liquid. There's a very, very strong chemical smell to it as you move it in there. It. It seems to be almost putty in how thick it is. Putty. Oh, my God. Putty. But you immediately can find what looks to be open cracks and elements of the stonework in here that would definitely drop some heavy sections of the front of the citadel if enough explosive were to go off there at once. So you begin to set them. One, two. And you're connecting them all with the main fuse cables. You're uncertain are these fire cables. You don't see what looks like gunpowder. Any sort of black powder that would ignite a common fuse that you've utilized on ship cannons. And being a powder monkey before, there's just a cable that affects them all. As you're looking at you hear Roschin speak into your mind. I'll handle that. Just set them in place. Okay. As you've tethered all these cables together and you're all moving so quickly right now, it takes you just about a minute to get all of them set in place and strung together on one long set of cable. Uh oh. My spider clown. Only lasts a minute. You might want to cast it again. I might want to cast it again. Does it lasts like an hour? No, it lasts an hour. Sorry. I was like, okay. I thought it lasted longer than that. I don't know how spells work at that point. Get yourselves to safety. We shouldn't go now as far that way as we can. Find a place that is not tethered to the collapse that is about to happen. So let us go along. And she begins to climb. The rest of the group begins to clamber along. So intense. I like it. About another minute goes by as Rashina looks back and narrows her eyes at the one dangling fuse. And a little green spark. As opposed to burning, it begins to glow cool. Like a bit of phosphorus going through a tunnel or a pipe. Yeah. Just following through. You climb as fast as you can out of the way there is one section of the stonework here that is a mentally crafted pillar. It is just a solid pillar with space behind it. And it looks like it's pretty heavily fixed to the rock. Make a nature check for me. Nature is the best. 11:11. It looks like it could be safe. Okay. Okay. Sure. Sounds good to me. Okay. This will hold. I mean. I point to them and cast message. This will hold. You all begin to maneuver over to this little alcove where this pillar is carved. It's carved below and then penetrates the rock shelf above it. And it continues on into the rest of the citadel above. You all move behind it now, not having to be stuck to the wall. You all have a place to stand and get behind the pillar. As you're moving. The roschin goes. I think we've been spotted. But it shouldn't. What shouldn't be a point of worry. They're definitely nowhere here in about. These explosions just detonate and reverberate throughout the of this cavernous chamber. The open space here itself is just a closed echo chamber. The explosive sounds reverberate and continue to bounce around. The rest of you below can see these incredible bright green blue explosions of flame and arcane power flashing outward before disappearing, dissipating into a soft mist. But in the moment after these explosions go off, you can feel the collective air of the city pause for a moment as there is now just this. An entire, probably a good third of the front of the Arx Creonum cracks up in multiple places and then begins to slide off the prime pillar with it. Who knows how many Imperium soldiers who are defending the Weave mind are lost. And in its wake, a massive cloud of ground stone glass dust begins to fill in and consume the rest of the front of the entire fortress, obscuring the vision to it. At this point, the cable goes slack and falls back down. At which point the engineers already retort. They've already prepared for this. They've cut the cable. As soon as it's snapped. They move around, put in another spool, another grappling hook and fire off second rounds. You now can hear the sounds of shouts. The first time you really heard shouting. Soldiers having to reach out to whoever they can without the use of direct, direct telepathy. The languages in some cases are hard to even make out words if the arch's cries for attention. But all attention right now is on the prime pillar. As the massive, and I say massive section of the Arc's cranium continues to fall, the Sheer immensity of it seems like a slow mo as it still plummets and breaks apart, leaving that trail of debris and dust behind it. The cable hits, pulls taut, and with that, Gaz goes. All right, kids, looks like it's time. Clips on. Let's friggin go. All the wheels on your harnesses glow and begin to drag the three of you along. With Gaza is the caboose up the cable. And now, because of the intensity and you can feel now, the shockwave comes back and knocks your hair back. As you clip onto this and begin to move forward, the cable is shaking. At this point, you and the demo team. The explosion rocks the interior and stones begin to fall from the space that you're hiding. Make a dexterity saving throw heads up. Save or save. 20. 20 you only take. Why is that? Five points of legending damage as elements of the nearby stonework falls and cracks around Some catches you in the shoulder. One hits you in the back. But they're smaller stones. But this alcove holds for the most part. The pillar that you're behind cracks a little bit and you. You can see whatever load bearing this was, it's still bearing barely. But with that, Rashina turns back to you and says, all right. Looks at some of the demo team. Those who are going in, come with us. Those who want. Once the strike team arrives back to the city and run. And they all nod and wait at the ready. Roschin looks to you. Let's meet your friends up top. And leaps up and starts climbing up the side of the stones to meet where these new cables are grappled with evasion. Do I take half damage or zero damage? Oh, with evasion, you take zero. Rogues are back in style. While the rest of you are cruising up either on the cable and around it. It's going to take seven rounds to ascend this cable. Oh, my goodness. So seven rounds and as a flyer, I'll be 15ft behind and 15ft down and 10ft behind. Wherever Jester and company are correct, I'm gonna do that. But 15ft up and behind Beauregard. Okay, Beauregard, you're racing across for time. Seven rounds for. @ their pace, at the pace that the harnesses are going, it's seven rounds to get up there. Yeah. Okay. All right. You running full speed or are you staying with the group? I'll run full speed. Great. Yeah. All right. Because I have a time to beat. That's what I was checking. All right. 140ft. Around 200. Oh, you can totally Do? Yeah, Unless she stumbles. Is that 210, 10ft or just 140? Well, yeah, because I have 70ft of movement dashing. You're moving to 70. Naturally. 70 climbing is half. So movement dashing. But then I can also bonus action. Correct. You can step of the wind. You can step of the wind. It's been a key point to do that. But climbing is. Key points are valuable. Climbing is. So you could climb comfortably at half speed. Or you could dash and make acrobatics checks along the path so you cover the distance. No, I'm dashing. Great. Let's go. Disapprove of this. I cast rave. I can barf and still run. All right, so we're gonna go with. We're gonna do Bo first. Cause she's gonna get there before anybody unless she fails. So. Sorry. So your speed is 70. So that's 140. That's 210ft per round. You will clear the length of this cable in four rounds. Warm it up. You have this. Warm it up undercut. Warm it up. So that'll be four checks. We're to make four acrobatics, basically. Just as long as I don't success. Don't eat shit. Yeah. Do it for the ladies. Okay. Yeah. 27. 27. Easy enough to do. The cable once again is snaking still. And as other elements of the castle are still crumbling. And some things that weren't blown apart in the intensity of the first explosion, other parts are still slowly crumbling off as they can't hold some of the weight that they're still having to keep on. You can hear the creaking and additional crumbling and shouts and just collapse of other outer parts of the arc's cryonum. And as they impact and crack, the cable shakes a bit. But you maintain your position, just running as fast as you can. There's a cartwheel in a roundhouse. Just to be fucking cocky maybe. Let's see. Let's get through these other two. 20, 21, 21, 21. Okay. Is it a climbing DC? Is it climbing DC or just four checks? I know this is four. You mean advancing DC. It gets. It's a little bit harder with each roll, but you manage to maintain yourself. At one point you feel like the cable begin to move and you just adjust with it. And almost like a dancer for a moment, catch yourself and then keep running up it. Next check. Get. Copy the ladder reps. That's when you start speed. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on. 1717 is just barely. Fuck. Okay, you're like 12, 14, 16. This cable is made of metal. Yeah. It start. Okay, you read the DCs 12, 14, 16. Would you fuck with me? Is it made of metal? The cable is made of metal. Yeah. Don't shock and grasp, you bitch. What are you doing? I love it. Is it going to hit everybody? You've got glass that's insulating. It's a boat. You're closing the distance running. And you see affixed to the wall on the sides of where the grappling hook is and the large part of the stone that's still holding the demo crews there waiting. And one of them, the smallest one of them reaches out and grabs the cable. Where's the cable then? Okay, Do I see it coming? Oh, yeah, lightning. Well, magic lightning. I know you weird animation. Weird. Yes. Do I see this in 16 frames? Okay. Split second decision. Okay. I want to do some dope Monk shit. You're gonna hop the electricity up. I want to see it. Yeah, it still kind of arcs. A giant bird above you just goes. I take my. I want to take my belabor, my staff. Oh, that's great. And like send it back up. Use it as like a rail. Yes, all right. I will allow it. What's the matter? So the good news is, the good news is you're not taking any damage, nor are you rolling with distance disadvantage because of the shocking grasp you pitch now the DC is increased because of what you're trying to do to maintain your time in the cable. So on your last roll, the DC is now 20. It was 18 originally. It was 18. But the shocking grass maneuver and avoidance springs up to a 20. Fuck not. This incursion brought to you by Tony Hawk. Yes. It's okay. She can glean. Grind it. That's it. That's a 21 bitch. You jump, you turn the. Yes. You spin the staff around. Do a little Christ air while you're there to get some bonus points. Land grind on this cable. And I say grind like sparks are flying. Because the shocking grasp is absorbed by the impact of your magical staff as you. Your momentum slows ever so slightly, but not enough to prevent you from reaching the end of the cable with a time that indeed beats not out of the gate. And as you catch the end of the cable, you grapple onto the wall with just your monk fingers like you can do. I just look at veth and I'm just gonna take two of my fingers and just jab her right in the rib. So just. Just yes to Just knock the wind out of her. He's like, you cheated. How did I cheat? You used a weapon. You cheated by trying to electrocute me, you bitch. It was a storm. What do you mean? We are underground on the fucking. The rest of this troop, the three of you that are on this harness with gaze. There are seven rounds to see what happens as we go. So for the first round, I'd love someone to roll a D20 for me. You want to start at the end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? So I'm gonna watch them in case anything goes wrong. Okay. Ready to dive. Were you falling behind them? I was right behind Bo in case she had any mishaps. Okay. 14. Okay. The first leg of this journey continues that issue. You all continue gliding up the ascending cord, keeping an eye on the display of Beauregard, cruising across and gaining rapidly on Veth's time across the cable for the second round. Who wants to roll? 13. 13. You looking ahead, notice over one of the upper shelves. That's just above where the grappling cables have snagged. A number of Imperium soldiers curl over the edge and notice your ascent. And within a brief moment you begin to notice projectiles arcing in your direction as psychically vaulted glass tipped spears have been thrown from the top of that balcony cliff edge and are heading towards all three of you. How far away are they? I need all three of you to make dexterity saving throws. We don't have advantage on those, do we? You do not, because you are stuck to it. I did have a guide. I have advantage on Dex against effects that I can see. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you have advantage slave advantage on dex against dex I can see. Ooh. Wow. Really? That. Why is that so bad? 13. Wait. Why do I have a dex thing? 12 points of piercing damage to you. Ow. 6. 12 points of piercing damage to you. 12 points. 21. 21. So these spears that are rushing by, many just go flying past your crew. Gaz takes one on the shoulder and doesn't even care. Chuckles it off. One cuts into the side of your armor and pierce you a little bit before breaking off and falling below Caduceus. One goes almost to break the clavicle, but just manages to cut above and hit the flesh there. You reach up and pull it free and chuck it off to the side. Yasha. One comes, you just catch it in the air and break it in your grip before throwing the pieces back. I want to do that. I want to throw it back down at them. Well, they're actually up and Above. Never mind. They're a bit far to throw, but you can hold onto it if you want to try and hit them when you get closer. Sure. All right. So you hold that edge of the spear. All right. For the third roll, the third round. Who would like to roll? I will roll. Go, Jester. That was a terrible roll. Three. Three. Ah, it got worse. The next volley of spears go flying by, but they miss each of you. But one of them does catch the top of your harness. It carves and cuts through the majority of the belt that is holding onto the top. And you see it go up and look right as the belt and snaps your harness just so your harness breaks and I go falling. The rest of you see Jester, can I try to reach out and grab her? You are about five feet from her. You can. You'll be at disadvantage to attempt to, but you can certainly try. Okay, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try. All right. Am I. What do I roll? So this would be strength because I'm so strong I can probably hold her. This would be an athletics check to see if you can quickly grab and then hold. Hold without losing grip on her. Okay. But you do have disadvantage on this because you are currently held by. Okay, that's the one. That's okay. That's the one natural one. I'm done. You go to reach for her and you catch just the tip of her fingers before. And you look down as Jester is plummeting what will be probably hundreds of feet to an open street, wide gap that is between the base of the prime pillar and the walls that separate it from the rest of the city. As soon as I see Jester and Yasha look and miss, I'm in the dive. You dive. As you dive down towards her, you're getting prepared and ready. You look down, you can see the soldiers that are now rushing out of the city walls heading towards the prime pillar. They're like ants at this point. They're so far, but getting bigger rapidly as you go after her. You only fall about maybe 100 or so feet before you manage to catch up and grab and pick her up from underneath. This is why I said to hold my hand the whole time. You're right. I should have listened. Look out for you. Thanks for saving me, though. There we go. Unfortunately, this process does slow the ascent slightly, so that's going to add one more round to the travel. So we're just going to go the third round of the seven, then we're going to repeat that round. You are currently. Now it's just between the two of them. Sure they're not already married? What? Maybe you could do both. Yes. Again, I'm watching for this. I Do you know when you know. I know. I know when you know how. And then you're like, it's just dice. It's in my head. It's in my head. But then you do it and you're like, I knew it. I shouldn't have rolled it. All right, so, Yasha, you notice that the. The ascent itself, the cable starting to rock a lot back and forth. And as it does, as much as you thought you did the best you could to attach this harness, you weren't paying quite as close enough attention during the safety briefing from Gaz. Or maybe he wasn't really good at describing it. But as you're holding on after trying to reach for Jester, suddenly there's a ping in the back of your harness that one of the cables comes free. Can I try to. Can I try to? Can I try to? Yeah, you. You can. It's a bare cable. There's. There's. Are you grabbing the. The glass hooks or the bare cable? I am grabbing the. What would give me a better chance? You tell me. Tell me. You tell me. I was stuck holding onto a cable. If you hold the hook barbarian, so maybe that's okay. What are you doing? If you grab the hook, you can move. Yeah, I'm going to grab the hook because that'll. That'll help me. Help me. Okay. So the harness is no longer holding you, but as you feel it begin to give way and you feel like the whole harness is coming undone and you're starting to spin, almost like it's like a wrapped silk that you're unraveling from as you like. Whoa. You reach up and try and grab the top of the harness hook. Go ahead and make a. Yeah. This would be a strength saving throw to see if you can keep yourself up there. You're strong. You're strong. Do I disadvantage or anything like that or. No, this is a straight strength, but the DC is fairly high on this, right? Just kidding. Well, seeking it. Can I do. Can I rage or not in this moment? Oh, it's okay. You're a level 20 barbarian. If you want to harness your rage in this moment, you will burn a rage. Burn the rage. Yeah, but you can burn the rage. It doesn't. Fuck. Don't you get advantage? I'm gonna. I'm gonna. She rolled before. She said she was raging. Dammit. I did roll before. I said I was raging. Piece of shit. So Ford is caught. He just caught me. And then this happened. Yeah. Fjord is carrying you. The eagle, Caleb. Eagle Gast has been watching for this. So as soon as he sees Yasha fall three inches, he's diving with a flight speed of 90. Flight speed of 90 or 80. 80ft. And she's about close. Almost halfway across the cable. So you're gonna be like, I'm going down. Like Scoop. Yeah. Like you're gonna try and get. This is gonna be a race. As you just. Once I see it, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put myself in good position. Don't you have wings? I do, but they only last a minute. And I want to save them because they're better. I want to save them. If it looks like I'm not gonna get there, it looks like you're not gonna get there. I'll have to use them. Right, so as you plummet and as you're falling in there, you can see other smaller explosions. I'm gonna start to rage as I'm plummeting because I'm pissed that I didn't get it. Okay. You are rage fighter. I love it. 50 Gold says he catches her. You're on, bitch. No bet. So she's falling. What's your fly speed? You said 80. 80. So you can move 100 seats per round. Why didn't I fucking rage first? And then I would have fucking got advantage. You can't really. You can't rage instantly. Yeah, you can. Whatever. It's passed. It's all good. It's passed. You should have done it. My bad. Your brain, you hear? No, it's all good. As you're falling here and you are gunning as fast as you can. It's going to be tight as you kind of like you're falling, you're looking up and you turn around and you're angry and you're staring at the ground as it gets closer and closer. And you can see now this is like an. An open series of carved trenches and what looks to be battlements and places for what are likely the Imperium soldiers that were working alongside the Ruis vanguard to be training, of which some are still present and rushing towards the pillar. And a couple of them look up and see you plummeting, reaching for weapons of some kind. As you're just getting. You are diving to try and catch her. Make a strength check with the physicality of your giant eagle. Plus three for the giant eagle. This is a terrible DC15. 15 will do. It eagle ghast. You catch Yasha. The impact does prevent her from cracking into the ground maybe about 60ft off the floor. You catch her almost from a velocity and you catch onto the feathered wings of the two on the floor that go to try and fire at her as she's falling. See the eagle grab it and fire at you. They have disadvantage of this range though. It's going to be a seven. No and a 13. Just hits. Just hits my spear down if you want it. Yes, no. Yes. No. Five points of piercing damage. And for catching Yasha at near terminal velocity onto your back from underneath, this could be bad. That is 14 points of bludgeoning damage. Are you okay or is it looking bad reaction that I was going to throw? They're too far away now. Close. Oh, no. Giant Eagle has 26 hit points. I have five hit points. I on our attackers as I fair. Yeah, but it's like human that comes out. Why would it be magic? What did you do to him though? It's fantastical. World of mystery and ins. Now you've grabbed on a hold and Caleb's eagle form has now pulled you back to arc up to where the cable is sitting. You can see the rest of your friends heading that way with the singular caduceus and Gaz kind of harnessing over. However, because Gaz is not having to concentrate on three people, you are moving a bit faster. So the benefit is while you still are on a round three roll, you only have three more rounds at this point. Okay, so you are now speeding up on the cable. Go ahead and roll. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I cocked my crossbow. No, no, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. That's what it was. Uh, yeah. Okay, listen. Yep. What did. That's fine. Did you roll? You guys, there's a whole ass game waiting for us and we're fucking stuck on a cable here. Got sent to the big fight and since this wasn't my role, though, I can't even use. I can't even have used any of my bless for it because it's not my role. It's a situational role. Yeah, yeah. What bless would it be? Yeah, exactly. Okay, listen, the minute he starts to fall, I haven't fallen yet, but I assume he's going the fault. I've got. I've got an emergency shit to do. But it's awful, so. All right. It's awful stuff I wanted to save for later. Oh, wow, guys, that was several ones in a row. That was a lot of ones in a Row. Oh, there was so much more on this whole, you know, this whole breakdown, but here we go. Okay, I still wants to get to the other stuff. You just gotta not roll. It's all good. So as you watch as you're looking down and Yasha's plummeting and you see the cable or you see Caleb's eagle catch her and prevent her from splattering on the ground below, you breathe a sigh of relief. I should have eaten a breakfast. Okay, okay, okay. They gave you the loaner harnesses? Apparently. I assume we are very close to. You didn't check your straps. I'm gonna cast Polymorph on Caduceus. Okay, but listen, I have a question about this. Could I turn him into basically, Caduceus? Caduceus with wings. That is not an existing creature. What? Any creature. It's beasts. It has to be. Yeah, he's technically a humanoid, so it'd be a beast. A beast. Okay. I would allow you to turn him into, like, a winged beast with a caduceus face. I would do, like, a Caduceus version. You want to be really creepy? I mean, if you wanted me to have my manticore as a human, is that a beast, a manticore, or is that monster? Yeah, just go then. I'm going to go like a giant owl. Oh, yeah, I could do that. Oh, no. A dire beetle. Like, a really giant one. Can I make him into a giant beetle? Sure. Cool. With a caduceus face. Yeah. Not a caduceus head. Just a caduceus face emerging from the front with the mandibles. Yep. That's a different kind of beetle. My beetle doesn't have a giant horn. Okay, so you plummet maybe 30 or so feet. Choices five seconds ago. Reform. And look at that guy. There's a lot of whiplash in this. You say, sounds like this little circles. I'm going to land near you. How big am I? You're like this big of a beater. Okay, so I'm like. I'm just gonna. You're an absurdly large beetle. I'm flying with you. Okay. As the eagle gets closer, I can deflect the whistles in your head. You hear? Veth, I will encourage your son to do. Make your life a living nightmare. That boy dotes on me. I will kill you when I get up there. As I squeeze the trigger. Veth. Okay, you win. You win by default. I relent by default. As you all begin to gather up Gaz, who's riding now at a very rapid speed, just having to Focus on himself up the cable. You hear him just sound like you guys are bad at this. That's right. Yes. Then he finishes up clasping onto the side. And you all begin to gather up towards the immediate exterior platform where the base of the most reachable element of the ARX Creonum is. The demo team begins to climb and splinter off to one side of it. The rest of you that are currently not flying in the air. Which would be primarily Beau and I think Veth. And that's pretty much it because everybody else is cruising around you both begin to climb up the outskirts. We're just fighting on a ledge. I glide overhead and drop a definitively human ship. Perfect. I'd like you both to make Athletics checks for me to climb the side of this rock face to the top of that balcony. Well, she's got spider climasol. That's true. You're fine. You don't have to roll at all. Okay. It's not the best but it's not bad. 17. 17's fine. The DC on that would have been 13. Just suck them up the side there. I was curious if any of you were going to fall too. As you begin to clamber up and reach to the edge, you can see the pillars that mark the outside of this balcony. And you can hear the sounds of feet running soldiers shouting to each other and prepping while still the cracking and falling of stones and other parts. You can barely see up other edges of the Ark's crayon. The cracks now have driven up high and wide and other parts have partially fallen and have held in place. And people are precariously trying to help and save others to get off to the side. But as soon as you climb up and look over the edge you can see soldiers turn looking for any sort of sunny one coming. And as soon as they make eyes towards both of you to get their weapons ready. Oh boy. This combat brought to you by Wizkids Minis Darrington Brigade Miniatures Available now. Heed the call to adventure alongside the heroes of Exandria. The Darrington Brigade Available now at WizKids IO Darrington Brigade. You had to make three and stacked them. Wow. Do they. Is it K? Understand what on earth? They understand common. Right? They understand common. Oh my word. Total terrain. So this is so cool. These are two parts of the outer edge. So Veth and Beauregard lined up over this edge here. This is the broken opening that is immediately available on this side of what was detonated by the demo crew over here. There is an Opening here where you can see the edges of this. All this just fell away. And there are layers exposed of inside hallways and such. Cool. So to that degree we have. What? Oh, I see it. Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. That's not just the back of the theater. Oh, gosh. There's the water. There's lots of bad guys. Oh, a lot of bad guys. You mean a lot of tar. This would be cool. Yeah. So we're going to be gentle. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, one more. Baby back, baby back. Baby back, baby back, baby back. I think that's probably a good amount. Those floating wielding swords. Yeah. Yikes. So immediately upon clambering over that side, you can see there are this entryway here where the rock shelf ends. At that point there are two juggernauts off to the side. There is one glass blade wielding Reilor Troupe there. There is one Reiloran who has no weapon, but is surrounded by three floating and spinning glass blades that surround it in a circle. This one up here and this one over here have what looked like some sort of long glass like cannon that they have affixed, latched onto one of their arms underneath the arm. Which ones have that? This one. What would be the shrikes are acting as the glass cannoneers. You also hear the shrieking of armored fascules swirling up and above. Now we have, as is the nature of this momentary chaos, we have an eagle formed Caleb, with Yasha on Yasha on its back. Seven hit points that has flown up and over on this side. Then we have Fjord, who is currently floating with Jester over to this side. We have a caduceus beetle. Do I have an insectoid? There was that little bee running around. There's a tiny bee somewhere around here. We did have the little. Marisha, where's that little bee? Oh, I got it. You have a bee. Yeah, the bees. Why would you throw away bees? Because. What do I so vital to the fire. I had them a day ago. Yeah, but we just threw them away. Hang on. I can't get him out here. There. Here. We got a bee. Oh, no. Oh, no. What happened to the bee? Well, one fell inside of a Coke can. That is the most dangerous ever right there. Oh, no. I lost a bee in a Coke can. You got it. I have two bees. We have a bee. You have a bee. We just need one bee. Here's two bees. Bees. They're tiny. Hello, bees. That's so cute. I should have turned you into a bee just in. I'm gonna go ahead and set this perfect for me, by the way. I'm so happy with that right now. It sticks to it there and then we. So cute. All right, so that is our troop as it currently stands. Your destination is to get everyone into the hole safely. The hole? Where's the hole? Over here. This kind of massive space here. This leads into the blown out part of the Arc's Creonum. Let's everyone please roll initiative. Oh, geez Louise. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where were you? Where were you? Okay. Alrighty, friends. Do my normal Caduceus chill. 25 to 20 natural. 20. 22, 21. 23. Oh, 21. Caduceus. I got a 21. Oh, wait, 20. Wait again. Caduceus. Joshua, roll off or who has the higher decks? My decks. No, rollies. Y'all. Four. How do you spell it? Ten. Six. All right, so we got Caleb, Bo. Caleb, Caduceus. Yeah. All right. Ca. Yas. 20 to 15. 18. 15 M. All righty. F. The JSI fueled field. That's all of us. Cool. And then you are left. Yeah, I'm 12th. All right. I'm numbered. I rolled a 12. That's not bad. Weird. We just did pretty well here. We got a good grooming. Okay. We're not necessarily trying to kill all these guys, right? Like, avoid them and get in the hole? Is that the plan? Get in the hole, save your juice. Up to you. Beauregard, you're up first with Caleb on deck, did you say? Does it look like some of these duders have range? These fellows here have what looked like glass cannon type attachments that are both affixed to a bracer and under their arm with a harness. So it's a large, almost like a massive arm cannon they're holding under one arm on each of them, this gentleman has blades that float around them and what little bit of glimpses you've been around Reilorans, you are probably the only two that have really interfaced with them around the base of the Malleus Key in recent times. You know that they psychically sometimes can throw weapons at a fair distance. Okay. I'm just wondering if I should try and debilitate some of these people or if we should just go for it. I think you can dash. You can get there so far. I can get there so fast. Get over there and then help everybody heal when you're in a better position. That's fair. Actually, I'm super mobile and I'm hopeful. I'm Rogie, but I'm hoping that someone will get near Our opponents. So I can sneak attack them. Yeah. How about this? I've got a speed of 70. Then move and dash. Can I. Yeah. Kind of jump on this? On this wall. On this. On the crenelated top. Yeah. And run along. And as I run along, my full move this way. 70ft. That's four. I can move 70 go on the wall. Still just as long as I'm not necessarily in range of these guys. Put me the rest of the way. Okay. I don't want to provoke. 45. Provoke 6. 365. 70 gets you there. Okay. And as I run by, I'm going of getting their attention. And then I am going to. She's a level 20, folks. She's mature now, cuz that was my move. Yeah. You know, how about this? Let me actually go ahead and get into combat with this juggernaut. This one here? Yeah. Okay. And go ahead and just. I'm this juggernaut. Cause that was my move. And I can attack. Correct? Yeah. So let me do two attacks. Go for it. Let's start a war. A nuclear. Nuclear war at the crayon. Okay. Pop pop, we're back, baby. I got seven to put in you. That is gonna be a 18 and a 20 to hit. Both hit. Okay, what about expositor? I do D12 damage. God, I'm glad we kept those coconuts. Okay, that is going to be 17 for the first. Okay. Eight for the second. Already I actually have like nice quiet stunning strike. Stunning strike. All right. Constitution. Yep. That's gonna be an 18. 18. Wait, let me make sure here actually. Yeah. Double check your DC because things might have changed. These guys are pretty hefty, so they have a pretty decent constitution. Bonus. Not massive, but better than the average one. 18 is the DC. 18 is your DC. Okay. Yeah. So he resists the stun of that strike that first. That's okay. And then I will bonus action. Patient defense. Okay, so now you are taking the defensive action Tax against you have disadvantage. And I'm going to just kind of yell to the others like go, go, go, go, go. Move, move around her. She's fine. Shh. All right, that finishes her. Go. Caleb, you're up with caduceus on deck. I'm going to use staying low and at the height that altitude I'm at, I'm going to use my 80ft of movement to get Yasha as far over as possible. All righty. So the 80ft of movement will put you right there. Am I able to spill her out onto the ledge right there? It would be More of her. If you want to use a bit of that movement to bring her closer in, you can. Otherwise she'd have to spend her turn to leap off. Yes. What I wanted to. I'm hoping to do is use my movement and then use my action to move further. So can I use a little bit more of my action and just dump her, veer sideways and then head halfway back closer toward Veth's position? Sure. So you can put it there and still fly low, like, ideally. So I'll say about 10 extra feet from that, which gives you 70 more feet back that you could get. I would love to be in this general vicinity. Oh, yeah, you can definitely do that. Yeah, yeah. See, like, you get low, almost like shrugging her off while doing a half land and then kicking off and then. Cool. Cause I shat on her, so I know where she is, and I want to be available if she needs me to get her out of here. You got it. Done. See, Scanlan's. I'm the only person that can scribe. You is. Shit. Caduceus, you're up with Yasha on deck, I assume I can't cast spells while I'm a beetle, which is a damn shame. What's my speed? What is the speed of the beetle? You said Dire beetle Is what you said dire beetle. It's like a beetle, but dire. I'll say you have a flying speed of 40ft as a dire beam. Okay. So I'm going to try and get 40ft. Why not around this direction towards that platform over there? Okay, 40ft. Or I'm going to head at least 40ft in that direction. You can get 40ft will be about there. Okay. So probably then I'm going to dash, and I think I'm going to hide under that, use that, the platform for cover. So I'm just going to hide just in the corner there so I can hop up when it's time. Okay, so you're kind of hiding under there now? Yeah, I'm like up there just taking a second before I hop around again. You got it. Okay, that finishes your go, Caduceus. All right, Yasha, you're up. Okay, So I have 50ft of movement, right? You're right here. All right. On the cliffside. Can I start getting up, climbing up the wall? What's your speed? 50. 50. You can do a half speed to climb up, which is 25. 25. A lot of enemies here. Yeah, that'll get you up onto the top there. All right, that's your movement. That's my movement. Then I'm just gonna try to throw the spear at the I had in my hand. Which one are you throwing at? The one. Beau's got that one. I'll take the other one. This one here? Yeah. All right, Go ahead and roll on attack. Okay. Strength based. So just roll and add your proficiency and your strength bonus. Okay, so it'd be six plus. Your strength is 20 yar. So be six plus or 22. I was right, 22. So be six plus. So plus 12 to your roll. Ooh. Oh. 29. Oh, it definitely hits. Go ahead and roll a D10 and add your plus six strength bonus to it. Okay. Oh, how's your HP? I mean, I haven't taken any damage. That's right. I'm trying to remember who got here. I'm looking for a 10. Three of us, we were going out. I just have some. Just like my grades. I have some interesting shit available to me. Jesus. That would be first grade. 12 total. Then they did 12 points damage. So the spear sticks into the juggernaut. Pulls the spear out, throws it to the ground. It snaps, looks over at you, slams its massive bone, jagged bone cestus on its knuckles. And slams them together with a heavy cracking sound. He's getting hyped up. I'm ready to charge. Okay. Are you going to rage or are you going to. I'm already raging. That's right. Yeah. Because your hold is familiar. Yeah. Okay. Finishing Ashes, go. It is now the glass cannoneer's turn. 1. He needs to rush over to this side and is going to get over here. Unfortunately, at this distance, it's going to be a little tough technically. Yasha, he's going to fire at you. He has disadvantage on the attack because of the distance, but he's going to go for it anyway. So the. But on this side, the one that's across the wall there, with disadvantage is going. It's a natural 20, but with disadvantage, it's going to be only a 16. Does not hit you. You hear this weird. And there's no detonation. There's no black powder work in these. There are cannons that are psychically railgunned pieces of sharpened glass or metal. And it's. You just hear this and the rock next to you just shatters and explodes. You look back and you can see the two of them getting low and firing. One's behind the wall. The one that's out on the edge here has a better shot at you. This one's going to go ahead and shoot you without disadvantage. That's going to be 19 hit. Does not hit. Does not hit. Both shots, they're both going to take a second shot at you. I'm raging and breathing heavy. I turn and I just look at them. It's gonna take its two shots at you. First one, this actually have one. The other, they both have two attacks. So this one's gonna be a disadvantage. Again with disadvantage is going to be. Let me see. Look at the skin. 21. That hits. That hits. Okay. So with that you take 10 points of piercing damage. Halved. Halved because you're raging. Okay. But because it is actually no. These are considered magical because the gritty and glass cannon, the way the psychic energy pulls it, it turns it temporarily magical. So you do take full damage. It's a full 10. And make an intelligent saving throw for me. An intelligent saving throw for me. Okay. Am I. Does mind blank have anything? So just remind us that that's in the air. Right. Mind blank. What does mind blink do? I'll pull it up. Yeah. It's more wisdom to me. Until the spell ends, one willing creature you touch is immune to psychic damage. Any effect that would sense its emotional. You don't need to roll because you're immune to psychic damage. Also, that 10 points is the Internet. The 10 points is the physical impact. And then you roll to see if you resist initial blast of psychic damage on it. So you just ignore it. You only take the initial hits, but it's considered magical. We have that hero's feast. And then the other one's going to be a 19 to attack, which I think misses you again. So those two finish out their attacks. This one here is gonna go ahead and take two shots at Beauregard because you were the closest to it right there. Let's go. Natural 20. Oh, disadvantage. Right. Oh, that's another crit wasted. No, no. 14 missed. But it's also been so many. It's true that that's gonna be a 22 to hit. Oh, Justin does it. Okay. This is the guy that I'm squared up against. Yeah. Okay. That's gonna be 14 points of piercing damage in your direction. Wait, is it a shot? Yeah. They have these glass cannon railguns. Oh, I thought that's what I was asking. No, sorry. Flex missiles. Sure. So go ahead and ki point and then. Oh, no, you just do it. Yeah, that's right. Its ability. So it was 14 damage. Yeah. So it's 1d10 plus 25 damage. It's 30 damage. So as you're like getting defensively, you glance up and see over the top. This glass cannon gets over, fires, and you just catch it in your hand. Cool. Just because I am feeling sassy, I'm going to throw it back at him. Throw it back. Let's go. That's what it's been a key point to throw back. Correct. Yeah. Worth it. So go ahead and roll an attack. Okay, so this. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. Spinning kimono. Make a ranged attack. Okay. Roll and add your dex and your proficiency. My dex and my proficiency. 21. 21. Yeah, that hits. Go ahead and roll a D12 plus your dex bonus for damage. You icky. But that's okay. Seven damage. Okay, seven damage. And then he has to make an intelligence save, which would be 13, which fails. Roll 2D8. Psychic damage for me. Yay. 2D8. Yeah, but it might be. Yeah, it might be resistant. 11. 11 points. Like damage. Okay. Beat you at your own game. All righty. You do it till you start. That finishes the cannoneer's turn. Jester, you're up. Yes. I'm riding forward. So I'm going to. I'm going to hold my action until I get closer. Because it's his movement. Yeah. What action are you holding? I want to try to use one of my. What feature is this? It's like a background feature or something. Maybe it's a class feature. Species. Yes. I'm going to hold darkness. Okay, you're holding the darkness. No, you got it. All right, that finishes your go, Jester. I'm holding it until I get closer. This one's going to leap over here. Is going to attempt to jump the chasm. Oh. So this is a very high D.C. so he. He gets to add a plus eight to this roll. Miss it. And he has to get a. A 20 to get. Miss it. Miss it. 12. Wait a minute. No. Never. No. Cuz there's no target. There's no target. So I can't cancel that. Wow. I can Cancel and not 20 if there's a target. Because it's not who rolls the 20, it's who the 20 is aimed at. That is. That's his move and his dash to get all the way across. He basically runs. Leaps over this wall. Runs. Damn. Hulk lands on the opposite side. Cracks. You hear it above the floor above you. That's already damaged. Cracks, Bits of stone and dust. I saw him do the leap. Yeah. Through. And Yasha, you as well. Hear the impact and turn. And you can see the juggernaut that's followed up on that side. This one here is going to rush up here to attack you, while this one's going to spin and turn on Beauregard. So against you, Yasha, first one's going to attack you three times. Here you go. Natural one, but it's going to be a 24 and a 25. Those hit. Those hit you. Oh, you. I thought it was you. Yeah. So you take 13 points of magical bludgeoning damage. Is that halved? Oh, that's no magical. Sorry. That's right. Well, no, for Barbarian. I think Barbarian is just half bludgeoning damage. Yeah, yeah. So actually, what am I saying? Sorry. You just take half of damage. Monsters have magical and non magical, but barbarians, I believe it's just bludgeoning, piercing and slashing. You just take half of. Okay, so that's. You said 13, so it'd be 13. You should be reduced to 6. Okay. In which actually the last damage you've taken would have been half as well. Okay. Which was 10. I think it might have been 12, but we'll never know. Take off another six. We'll go. Keep that. Or give yourself six. Give yourself six. Okay. Okay. Okay. Buy yourself something nice. Buy yourself something nice. Okay. Now the other one is going to be five. Mm. Ten points of bludgeoning damage. Just a five. Here it is a five. Two or more of its attacks hit in a single turn, make a strength saving throw as it's using its telekinetic combo. So it misses with one punch, smacks you with a second, and is going to go ahead and hit you in the stomach with a third. And you feel the psychic mind trying to push through the impact. You have advantage on your savings. You have advantage because I'm raging. Correct. Okay, 22. 22 succeeds. Okay. The last one hits you and you skid back about a foot and you feel one heel just barely dip off the edge. And you glance over your shoulder and see just the sheer drop of who knows? The option's A below and catch yourself. It's all core. It's all core. This one here is going to get Gaz. Is he on the thing with us? Was he on? Gaz is climbing up on the other side. Well, okay. I haven't gotten to his turn yet. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So other juggernaut. Yeah. Disadvantage against you, three attacks. First one is going to be 20, miss. Next one is going to be 21 hits. Okay. Last one. Oh, yeah. Both naturals have introduced. So this guy's going to move here and it's going to go ahead. And first one's going to hit you for 18 points of bludgeoning damage. Okay. Second one's going to hit you. This is 15 points of bludgeoning damage. Make a strength saving throw for me. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Ow. So wait, hang on. Sorry. It was 18. So it's going to be 190. And then what was it? 15 points for the second one. So that's going to bring me to 175. And then make a strength saving throw. Strength saving throw for me, please. Oh no. 13. Okay, that's a fail. I will spend a ki point to reroll it. Okay, that's going to be 15. So double fist punch right to your chest. You slide back 15ft to the wall and he closes the distance to join. And technically it's going to meet you there. That way. The two now have you flanked on each side. But the wall between you do get an AC bonus against this one. But they both get advantage on attacking you. But they're both going. So it's gone. So it's not going to make a huge difference with that. Now they both go in. That finishes the Juggernauts. Now the shrieks. That's two. Two armored fescools. Boy, oh boy. What is this? Now begin to fly down this one. Jesus H. Catches there and looks around for a target. Sees you veth. Oh God. And then falls into. Baby. Can't this game just be role playing and not fighting? No. Fucked up. This one's gonna swoop down here and I'm trying to figure out how to use H. There does not seem to do such nut height. So it's gonna go ahead and take the rest of its 80 foot movement to dash and swoop out that way. It's Liam O'Brien of Critical Role. Am I dying? Oh. But there's shrieks now Shrikes. And it is now diving towards Ford and Jester. That finishes their turn. Ford, you're up. Sweet. I'm gonna use all 40ft of my flying speed to send Jester and I towards this ledge. That's down. What if you get you right there? Right where? I'm gonna put us down on that. Down the ledge. It is a very precarious ledge. As soon as we got within range, I'm gonna use my Darkness and I'm gonna say get your safety bow and I'm gonna hit it where the Juggernauts are circling her. It's a 50 foot radius. The darkness. 15 foot radius. Yeah. So you can create above here. Is where you'd be able to see it. Yeah, like, while we were flying, I would have been able to be like, pshoong before we ducked down. Well, you were flying kind of at a lower level, so technically, you can't really see what's going on up here because you guys were kind of coasting if you wanted to kind of get fired. Hold on. Why did I save it? Okay, just because you're going to that ledge there. So if you wanted to aim it up here is where you could see where Yasha is and kind of fill that space. Yeah. Okay, that'll work. All right, so that'll give us sphere of darkness. I didn't think that was. So now Yasha and Beauregard, everything around. Can you hit Yasha too? Is it possible to just give the juggernaut in darkness and not hit Yasha from the height where you were? I'll say. If you can hit the wall here, it catches Yasha's vision, and you just back up slightly. And your head is out of this sphere of darkness. So you're partially immersed in it, but it's just on the cusp where you can see the right and left of it. But that's about it. Okay. But it is sitting right about there. Okay. All right, so that finishes that. So forward. That's your movement. You drop your both down on that space. And as I was coming down, I would cast Hex with my bonus action on the Juggernaut that Yasha is facing. All righty. And as I was coming into this precarious cliff landing, I would fire off four Eldritch blasts. Let's go. You do have disadvantage in these attacks because the Juggernaut is currently now swallowed in darkness. Right. As you cast Hex, because she was holding her action until you were enraged to cast it. And then all of a sudden, it fills the darkness. You can still see where it is. How dare. So you get four attacks. Attacks at disadvantage. There's also that shriek that's coming at us. Misses. That is 33 to hit. That hits. First one missed. Second is boy. 19 to hit. Hits. Oh, that's good. Third one is 20 to hit. Yeah. Okay, great. So three hits on that. Two. They're not. They're not extremely high ACs. They just got a fair amount of hit points, and they hurt a lot. We would have established if they understand common, right? Yeah. The conversations you've had and heard them talk. Some of them have their own languages. But also you've heard shouts of common around. So you can assume that Some do. Some do. All right. 26. Oh, yeah. Okay. 33. 42 points of total eldritch damage, including one goes and carves out of the darkness off into the distance. But the other three, you hear as well as a doubling of our impact pain as you land down onto. Setting Jester onto the side. Yeah. Three heavy hits. That's our turn. All right. Orton's just out there hanging out horizontally off the cliff. He's doing the moonwalk. Spacewalk. All right. What if we're balancing each other? Hold it. Ropes course. All right. The Blade Baron is going to go ahead and move 30ft this way. Where is the Baron at the moment? Right over here. As blades move with him. Oh, yeah. And then he is going to use his Blade Storm ability, which means he can move all his blades. Ash is the only one close enough. The middle of the shadow. He's going to send these blades. Oh, no. That's okay. Should come in from there. And all the blades begin to whip around in a frenzy around. You make a dexterity saving throw that you technically cannot see because the darkness prevents you from noticing their arrival until it's too late. Okay. 9 and fails. So that's 8d10 slashing damage. 8d10. 48d10. Okay, that's 40 points of damage. Ish. Halved to 20ish. Unless you're magical. 42 points of no magic stole attack. Okay, good. 42 points of slashing damage reduced to 21. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yes. As much as the Blade Barons go. Okay. Hope he didn't start the party without me leaping off the side. Please don't die. With a massive arc in the air and pulling two glass blades out as he, like, jumps in the air. Don't worry. Oh, he's got you. Yeah. He's a body. I forgot. It's a leap up into there. Nothing's quite arranged. And he was like, all right. Sh. Nike. And I misrepresented that one. You. You're gonna die. But he's on the battlefield there, not there. It's gonna finish that. Go. Veth. You're up. I guess I will. Bonus action. Disengage from this. Shrike poo. A scooter, technically. Oh. And then I will run my 30ft towards my friends. Maybe 30. Or up here. Maybe sort of up along the wall. Yeah. And I know I can't see them, but I'm gonna just hope I remember where they are. Tell me this. Yep. If I get sneak attack, I get sneak attack. If they can't see me. Yeah. All Right. So they're in there. Hope I don't hit Bo, but I sort of hope I do. You bitch. I can hear you. She can't hear through the darkness. She reads lips. All right, I will fire my Aeorian security cannon, which is the weapon that I have, the one fighting bow. Yes. Okay. Yeah. So go ahead. It isn't disadvantage because of the attack, but she's still next to it, so you still get sneak attack if you hit. Okay. So come on. Twice. Where's my other rolly thing? I think it's called a dice. The dice Gill. Where'd it go? Over here. Oh, wow. I couldn't see it. Wow. Blend it in. A 20 and an 18. Amazing. That'll hit. Okay. Yeah, that definitely hits. And I get a million points of sneak attack. Okay, let's wait. How many are there here? I'm not rolling. I'm just counting them. 4. Okay. Yes. 11D. 6. Okay. 5. 10, 15. 20. 32. Counting this hard, 39 points of damage. Nice. I already used my bonus action, didn't I? And my move and my action. That's all that a D and D character can do. Yep. Bonus action move. All right. Finishing vets. Go. We're back at the top of the round. Beauregard, you're up with Caleb on deck. Okay. We're trying to get out of here. I will. Since they're in darkness. If I bolt out of here, will I provoke an attack opportunity? You will. It'll be a disadvantage because they can't see you the minute they see you. He hears you starting to move, he's going to try and swing wildly into space. But actually, no, if you can. If you can't see a target. I think the rule is if you can't see a target, you aren't able to make an attack of opportunity. Like with invisibility or with. That I've learned through the years. Apparently at some point, as the Internet yelled at me. So. Yeah, you may. I'll say he's not going to attack opportunity because he is currently blinded. Also, Matt Hex on the Barbarian with Yasha. But disadvantage on strength checks. Got it. Also, Matt Caduceus is no longer a beast because I cast the darkness. I got kicked out of the band. At least I wasn't, like, just hovering somewhere. Yeah. At least I didn't Wile E. Coyote. Well, that's actually. He would have made the goofy sound. Yeah. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Yeah. Yeah. Are you good? Yeah. You sure? Yes. Cause I'll hop out too. Because we can't. We can't attack in darkness. Because we can't. Right? You can attack. Can't you? See in dark. Don't you? He's not gonna see you yet. But it's magical darkness. Okay. So special darkness. I'm going to run because we're trying to get this way. We're all still moving in this direction. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna move my speed and jump down and square up against this guy. I was gonna say you might not need him, but okay. Bink. All righty. Fancy meeting you here. And then I am going to use my action to expend. Yeah. There was a realm where I could have taken care of that guy, but I don't. Probably pretty strong, aren't they? They seem pretty beefy. Reilor and Hulks are genetically designed to be brutes. Hmm. That. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I just don't want to. I don't want to risk anything. God, it'd be so cool if it worked though. Do you just cool that fool off? I'll try the cool thing because then I can always still do. Flurry of blows is my bonus action. What are you trying to do? So I'm going to take my staff, spin it around, and a gust of wind starts forming around it. I'm gonna bring it around my back and just do a big sweep and try and use one of my charges to try to push him off this cliff. Okay. For the belabor. Yes. Okay. Blabber. He has to make a strength saving throw. Okay. What's the DC15.15 natural6. Oh, yes. That's not gonna be enough. So you leap out of the darkness. Lan. He's not expecting you. All of a sudden he's like. Pulls back as you whoosh. And he falls off the edge and just vanishes hundreds of feet into the dark below. Fantastic. That no one else is around. I can't really do much else. I'm underneath you. You don't know that you. Yeah. You would have seen him fly. Can you get up, Caduceus? I'll take the help. I will say, given the circumstances and the focus of things, you'd likely to not see Caduceus go down there and would not be aware that he's there. Then I will. Patient defense. Okay. Put that in there. Finishing bower hards. Go. Caleb, you're up with Caduceus on deck. I'm a burn. Yeah. With seven hit points. And I want to save all of my juice for later. You've got Gaz. I'm Going to Gaz. You got the power. Oh, this is just sheer inside, like, going in, like. Yeah, it just kind of opens up inside at that point. All right, I'm going to curve around fort and Jester. Okay. 80ft. You said 80ft already. Get you around there. Yeah, I'll get to about here. Okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna land there and put a wing down for Caduceus. Okay. But caduceus turn is after you. Is right after you. Is right after mine. So there's no way for me to use my action to fly further if I wait for Caduceus. Right. Is it an action you can use as a dash? You can, but if you want to hold your action as a dash and then wait for me. Yes, that's what I would do to get us further in. You got it. Okay, so that finishes your go. Caduceus, you're up. I am going to climb onto the back of the bird, and then I'm also going to. Why I can't find anything Just because I have and I can do this. I'm gonna use my action to cast guidance on you. Cool. Thank you, buddy. All right, so with Caduceus currently hovering on Caleb eagleback on there, you then spend your held action to dash dashing into the alcove. Yeah, And I'll get in a ways. Look at this earth. About this point, the collapsed opening is now just exposed layers of halls. You have flashbacks to the depths of aeor where you can see exposed stacks of floors. Here, it's all crumbled in the impact of it being dragged down. You can see bits of exposed metal, and a lot of the stone has just fallen in. You can see the occasional long hallways that dip inside. And there's a beautiful, odd interior of polished, dark metal floors and rows and rows of intricately carved pillars. No for no wedding single Again, very precarious edge there. Oh, is he going again? He's leaning back. Lean back, lean back, lean back. Hold on to my tail. My chill is boring. As far as catching yourself as now, you have these multiple levels, and you can see some soldiers climbing out of edges and people that are trying to get to the edge here or to see what's going on. If I have the option, I would stay in eagle form and land on the edge of an unoccupied broken shelf. Just that I'm not hovering to get dropped. Yeah, you can do that. You catch yourself up, and you are noticed by some of these soldiers that are there that see you going there, and you perch out of view on a different floor. But that's where your tournament is. Okay. All right, so Caduceus, that was. Got onto that. Can I ask one last question? Do Caduceus and I have any view of anything out here where we are? You have a view of Beauregard. Yeah. And this Fascule. And this one? Glass cannoneer. Thank you. Yeah, I think that's good for now. Yeah. Do you want to use the dodge action just to keep it ready if you don't want to cast anything. Oh, that's a good idea. I didn't even think of that. Anybody can take the dodge action. I'll take the dodge action. I always forget that that's a thing. Yeah. All right, Cool. That finishes your go. Yash. Show you up. Are the glass cannoneers gone? Glass cannoneers? I thought they were before me, but you may have snatched. No, no, they're after Yasha. I am so sorry. It's you that I wrote that down wrong. That's okay. So sorry, man. I am so sorry. Okay, so if we're trying to make it in there, quoting our show again, I'm gonna try to just start making my way back to the hole. Shit cock. Okay, now there is still a blinded or shadow consumed juggernaut in there who is hexed. Can I see him? And there's very little space to get by him. So you will have to make a. I'll say an acrobatics check to try and get past him on the edge of this cliff. Can I see him? To try to make an attack? You can't see him. You know he's there. I don't know why you know he's there because he hasn't moved from that place. But he's just engulfed in shadow. You can make attacks on him, but they're a disadvantage. Okay, Try to chuck him off. Yeah, I'm gonna try to take an attack on him. Okay, Attack him with scaldsaber. What do you wanna do? Yes. All right, so go ahead and disadvantage. Disadvantage. But you can take Rekkles if you want to and cancel it out. Oh, yes. Great. Reckless, let's go. That's what we're gonna do. Oh, God. I don't know if that hits. Okay, rolling that. Die. It has been bad to you forever. Fuck. 17. That hits. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. So you get two attacks. It's two attacks. Yeah, yeah. Let me just do another one. All right, Adam. Oh, that definitely hits. Okay, so two hits on him. Even though he is consumed by darkness. Go Ahead and roll your skull saber damage twice. So we've got 11. The first hit is 24. Nice. Plus one D8 for fire damage. Awesome. Which is six. Great. So 30 damage total on that. And then Divine Fury is another D6. So that's 13. How much, how much Divine Fury damage was that? That's 13. Oh, 13 points because I rolled a three and then it's a plus 10 divine fury for radiant damage. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Okay. I don't know why I just wrote it down. Well, I'm going to double check. Yeah, double check actually, because I'm. Hang on. No. Yes. Right, yeah. That is 1D6 plus 10. Holy shit balls. That's once per turn. You can do that. That is. It's been a bit since we played first. Yes, yes. An additional 13. So that is 43 points of damage on that first hit. Second hit, we get 19 points of damage. Points of damage. Jesus. He is looking real hurt. Great. Or he would be if you could see him. Or you strike twice in skulls as you carve through your ear in your head like. Great. And then I'll try to just shimmy. Okay, make an acrobatics check. Okay. Acrobatics correct. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's do. This is less athletics of trying to do something. You know, strength. This is carefully, nimbly moving along the edge. 17. 17 will do it. 15. All right, all right. Barely controlled. He does not get an opportunity to attack on you because he cannot see you can't see even. You hear the swing. Woof, woof. But they're just going wide to nothing into space. And I have 50ft of movement. So I'm gonna try to try to get 10 to get there. Or sorry, 15 to get there. So I'll try to get as far in as I can. Okay. 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. You can try and leap down to meet the ledge that Caleb and conduces are on. Let's do it with the rest of your movement. Make one more acrobatics check to try and land without taking any damage. It is like a 20 foot drop. Okay, that's cocked. That's cocked again. Why? I love that dice so much I cocked again. What the fuck? Okay, okay. 17 again. Yeah, you catch yourself fine. Okay. I'm just gonna steal it when it rolls well though. It rolls well, sure, when it rolls. When it rolls. It's a very pretty dice. It's just wild to see a dice that's designed to not finish rolling. I know it's like the Inception top in real life. I probably would if it was like a heart. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I'll try it on. So that finishes your turn. You leave down. You now join with Caduceus and Caleb. Done finishing Yasha's go. It's now the Cannoneer's turn. This Cannoneer cannot see anything over here. Cannot see Jester or Fjord, cannot see Beau, cannot see any of them down here at the moment, but can see two shots at you. Veth. Ooh. One of them is not great. Just shoot it with your gun. One of them is a 13. Nope. The other is a 22. Oh, does that hit you? It hits me. All right, you take nine points of piercing damage and then make an intelligent saving throw for me, please. Uncanny dodge. Intelligent saving throw. Are you gonna hand dodge for half damage? Yeah. So you take four points. Sorry, what was it? I told you. You said nisena. Yes. And I. Yeah. So it's four points of piercing. Mm. And then go ahead and make an intelligence saving throw. Intelligence saving throw. Is that a 10? That's an 8. It is. Yeah. Oh, that's a 10. Is that a 10 or 18? That's a 10. Okay, 19. 19. 19 succeeds. You only take half damage on that. So it would be 15, reduced to 15 reduced to 7. But because you uncanny dodge, reduce it to 3.3points in psych span. Oh, okay, great. I keep getting bigger and bigger. This guy's going to move up over to this ledge on the corner. Now, these two can see the troop over here. Oh, no. So one of them's gonna fire at Caduceus. The other's gonna fire at Caleb. Only a monster would fire on a bird. Okay. After casting just got blown up, so shooting at Caleb. Oh, that was a default. That's gonna be two. 21 and a 20 against your eagle form. I have an AC of 13, so. Yes. Okay. Yeah. So both hit. The first one does seven points of piercing damage. That's to me. Yeah. Wizard. That was exactly how many hit points I have. Wizard. And then make an intelligent saving throw for me. Oh, you're immune to psychic damage as well. Yeah, you are. And then the other attack against you is going to be. I already rolled the attack. You said. I thought it was one on each of us. 21. And. Sorry, no. Both of them get two shots. Oh, okay. This one's gonna be a 15 points piercing damage. Oh, was this a second shot? Yeah. What was the role? It was a 20. It wasn't 20. 20 and 21. 21 was the first one. No, the shield wouldn't help. So I take that damage. Okay, so 15 points of piercing damage. No psychic. No psychic. The two against you, Caduceus. I have dodge up. I don't know. You do. So disadvantage in the attacks. Okay. Which turns into a 17. Nope. Which misses. And a 15. Which misses. So that. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. These bits of glass are just being railed under the side. Splintering and sparking off pieces. That finishes there. Go Jester. You're up. The Juggernaut's next. Gosh, am I taking hits too down there? No, not yet. Okay. Okay. I'm going to. They're aiming at the eagle and the rider. I'm going to cast. No, that thing is more than 30ft away from me. Is it? Which one? The bird thing. The shriek. That's pretty cool. The fescool? Yeah, it's about 30 to 40ft. Hard to eyeball it at this point. It's about. It's a little over 30ft. It's over 30ft. Yeah. You can move a little if you need to. I can't move. I am. I'm. There's nowhere for me to move to. Get within 30ft of it. If you jump over here. That's super junk. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. Okay then in that case, I'm not going to cast that. I'm simply going to cast guiding bolt up the bird boat at second level. Level. Let's go. Bow attack. So that's 5D6. If I hit that, I should not roll this b die anymore. Cuz that was a 14. A 14? 14 does not hit, unfortunately. Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait. No, it was a 14. Okay. It was even less than. No worries. Okay, cool. I feel good. You want to move it all. You want to stay put. Since we're leaving, I'm hoping that Ford is not going to let us just stay here. I'm going to fly away. But you can just hang out single, my darling. We're going to go. You're going to fly? You're going to hate me. When I could I scoochy over and leap onto that ledge. Are you gonna be climb like here or here? You mean try and leave down there? What if something hits us? You're about to. But no. All these things can go before you go. I have my arm on you. We're just. Our feet are resting. We're still flying technically. Like I've got it up for an hour. Yeah, we're gonna keep Going this way. I just had 40ft, so I just parked us there. Yeah. How did it work in the old Superman movie? He just touches her arm. Literally. Yeah. I think they hold hands, which makes shatter her wrist, but sure, all metatarsals are gone until they hit the sound barrier and just. Just like flesh socks flies off de gloves. Her face is your gun. That's it. That's all I can do. Okay, this juggernaut is going to try and move out of the darkness, which it does. And then stumbles. It's going to try and make an acrobatics check with disadvantage since it didn't expect it. Oh, it's coming after me. Oh, that's not good. It fails, it falls prone, uses the rest of its movement to get up. But that's all it's got. That would have been funny. She got five. You got five more. I would have loved if he would have slipped. He's gonna go ahead and unload on you, Bo, with three attacks as you take the dodge action. Oh, that's not great for him. That first attack is going to be a 13. Nope. Second attack is gonna be a 12. Nope. Third attack. Oop, is gonna be a natural 20 on the beacon die and a 19. So it's just a 19 on you. Can you do anything about that? Oh, it's a. It's technically a 19. Unless he crits then. I mean, normally. Oscar, I don't know if I can see you does that. You hit your AC. Oh, 19 is the hit. Sorry. Yeah, 19 was the no miss. Yeah. So all three missions. He's still dazed from the impact and the shift in light in the space and just goes. Why? You dodge and duck and parry out of the way. No issue. That finishes. He's fucked up too. He's real fucked up. He's moving a little slow, buddy. Yasha, this one here, Khalid, is going to turn, step out of the darkness and sees that there's this sphere of it. It's going to rush along here to try and look for. Somebody looks down and. And sees the rest of them below. He's going to land there. That's all of his movement. He's going to unload two attacks on Caleb and one on Yasha. I'm getting less alone, apparently. So for you, it's going to be a 13. Rolling. Shit. Jump to the side. Jump to the side as you duck to the wide side. The other one is going to be a 26. 26. So one goes wide, but as you duck out of the way, his other Fist is coming from that direction. Definitely take that and it's going to go ahead and slam you 411 points of bludgeoning damage. Okay. And then against you, Yasha. 20. 20. Just. Okay. You take 13 points of legendary damage reduced to six. That's his turn. He's like right on the edge. This is like where you guys landed. So you're like right on the cliff edge there. That's going to finish there. Go fest schools are going to go. Or maybe you'll be like the oldest woman in where they pretend to. Someone's gonna go ahead and just strike while this one's gonna fly down. You're terrified. Can you. Can you bam. Carry the two of you? How about running? I'm trying to. There's people all around. Fuckahid. Your legs are so short. I need to survive. The one that's near the two of you is going to do a tail scythe attack. A it comes down low and takes its wings and spins in space as its tail unfurls. And there is a hooked blade at the tip of it that strikes across it hits all creatures within 10ft of it. Both of you need to make dexterity saving throws for me. Okay. You have a five to your dexterity saving throw because I have aura of protection. That's true. That's just for you. 10, 6. 21. 26. Both succeed, take half damage. You both only take 19 points of slashing damage. So that wasn't like a melee attack. No, it's like a radial spin and you guys have to try and avoid it. Okay. But it has to roll to recharge that on future turns. What was the damage? 21. I said, right? 21. No, that isn't halved. It would have been 43. Holy moly. No, it was one of that. Yeah, whatever. That was it. But that finishes that one's go. The one against you. Veth is going to go ahead and attack twice. Once with its claws and once with its bite. No thank you. The claw attack is going to be 18 to hit you. No misses. Other attack is going to be 19 to hit you. That is my armor. Class of the bunky was the order I said claws and bite or bite and claws. I don't remember. You usually do the big one first. Copied it. Can you believe me? I believe I did. In the order that it's on the sheet which is clause then bite, which means the bite would be the second one. So that does hit you for. Oh. Oh no. Okay. 32 points of piercing damage. I rolled really high on I don't have uncanny dodge anymore because you don't have. All right, so that finishes the festivals. Go forward. You're up. How close to us is this thingy? Is it within? It's 10ft from both of you. 10ft. I'm going to use Hexblade's curse as I start to fly, but just getting our feet off of the rock. And I'll fire two of them at the Juggernaut. That's engaged with bow. That's a 20 to hit. That hits. Beautiful. Second one, not so great. 17 to hit. That hits. That hits. Oh, great. Amazing. Okay, those first two. Remember, he said it was rough, so maybe we'll get lucky. First one does 8, plus 5 is 13 points. 13 points damage. Right. The second one is 7. 13. 19 points of damage. The second one hits, and you see him snowball back, get his fists in the air. I'm gonna get a little dizzy and stumble off and then fall off. Yes. See you at the party, Richter. Did I see that happen? Out of curiosity, you did you see it kind of tumble off? Oh, I didn't see it die, though. Huh. Technically, the shot is what killed it and stumbled off. So it did die in the moment. It died and then fell off the edge. So it fell while already gone. How are your hp? How do you look? I mean, I have very few to begin with, so maybe Yasha's hurt more than me. She can take it, though. I can take it. I'm going to use the Keeper of Souls, and I'm going to. However many hit dice that creature had are now your HP. You gain 90 points. Great. I have two more Elf blasts. But because the Hex killed him, can I use my bonus action to shift the Hex up to the. The. Oh, yeah, yeah, you can do that. The Flying D. Ve. Yeah, you got it, Vel. Thank you. And I'll send the next two towards him. Go for it. First one is 18. 18. Yes. Misses. And the second one is a 23. That is. Okay, that one's a tougher P. It's got, like, armor plates that are, like, bolted to, like, bits of bone and metal and chain links. It's armored to be a defensive creature. And that's 27 points of eldritch damage. 27 points of damage. All right, so as you blast it with the blast, parts of its armor breaks and falls off from the sheer impact of your blast. Its armor class has been reduced permanently. I use my speed now, and I was like, hold on. And we're gonna fly over to where Beau is hold on to the ford. You both kind of land over on the ledge next to Beauregard. Nice. What's up? Hi. Aren't all these guys just gonna follow us into the hole? Probably. That's why we gotta book fast. But it's a big hole. It's dangerous. Lebrity. A lot of them are just gonna fall. Finish your go. Yes. Okay. The blade. Blade Baron. Let's go ahead and see if it recharges. Blade baron on a six. It does. So it's going to move its three blades 30ft around Gaz. Oh, no. Gaz. He's gone through so much. And Gaz now has to make a dexterity saving throw. It's a natural 18. So he succeeds. So the HD10 slashing damage is reduced. I should have lower rolled than last time. 13:31. No. Oh, we're just in there. So 24 reduced to 12. He only takes 12 down. That's a bad roll. That is not good damage. Rolls. Yeah. 12 points there. And the blade horn seizes. Sends his blades over and Gaz kind of like, kind of parries a lot of the attacks. And it's like, oh, that's cute. Let me show you how to use a real blade. The blade bearing and goes and is going to go ahead and run. Yeah, that's cute. What happens to his blades? They continue to float right there. Yeah, they still float there. Okay. Actually, no. Because he moved. They moved with him. So these would actually. He's going to drag them. Yeah, we're going to go, guys. Cool. The Bladestorm ability lets them. Because either they move with him on his turn, but the Bladestorm lets him move him an additional time if he wants to so he can cover closer distance. So he drags them 30ft back with him. So he's flinging the blades. Go fleeing with him. Panics. They're like now gazes go, Yay, Gaz. Gaz goes. You're not gonna get away that easy. Leaps over the wall. Actually, he has enough movement to like cover that distance. Kind of like. Whoa. And he's gonna go ahead and strike him forehead off. Three attacks against the blade. That's pretty good. That hits. That hits. Last one just barely hits. So it has a higher AC when its blades are nearby. The blades are defended, but they all three hit. So it's gonna be three strikes against the Blade Baron from Gaz. Each one of those is gonna be 23 damage in the first hit. Second one same. 23 points of damage and 20 points. Gaz just shush, shush. And with the two, Blade carves the blade, Baron pulls his blades up all three to kind of catch the third strike. As he pulls, the blade goes. Nice berry blade, Baron. The floating blades go ting, ting, ting on the ground and just crawls to the ground. Destroyed. Yes, yes. Guess. Yes, Gus, Gus, guess, guess, guess, guess. This guy who's been here begins to run this way. Yeah, that's right. Finishing that. Go Veth. You're. Come on. Do I want to disengage? Come on, babe. Yes. But then I can't move as much. That's true. If you just take off. Just try to risk it. You'll take a hit. Maybe it's a bonus action to disengage and then you can dash and. No, I can still move 60ft. I just can't move 90ft. Right, right, right, right, right. Your call. Do you want to risk it? It's a risk. It's a risk. They do. I just got 32 points. We have two clerics, and one of them heals. Let's roll the dice. I'm gonna just go. All right. Moving 90ft. You're gonna have to say please, though. Are you moving? Oh, you can make it all the way over the edge. So you, like. As you run, it's gonna go ahead and take one swing at you. Come on. Scooch under. That is a natural five for a 15. Yeah. Which you're lucky because the attack that used the claws could have a chance of grappling. So you'd see its claws shriek out towards you as you run and hit the stone wall next to you instead of streak across the stone as it angrily growls to itself. You run past Gaz, who's like, hey, put one out there. All right. Now my hand's covered in honey. It's like all his blade handles now he's looking around for other combatants. He's like, you get to the edge, you still have 10ft of movement, but it is a drop to go down where you see there's another juggernaut that's currently now battling your friends below. You can leap and make an acrobatic check to try and not take fall damage, or you can stay where you are. If I lack, would I be right next to the guy? Yeah, but they're already engaged with him. They are. And falling on him wouldn't knock him out or anything. No. Out of his eyes. We're going to be fine. I'll jump down. I want to move. Let's move. Make an acrobatic check. Natural 20. Oh, let's go. If you want to land on him with a natural 20, I'll let you do that. If you want to, I'll do a cannonball. Just break your fucking tail. His blades are out. He's on the edge of the cliff, and he's like. Where? His fist testes are out, and you just. His helmet. Can I close it over his face, like. And vet's just, like, clutching the top of him. Took him out with a big old ass. All right, finishing bets. Go. Bow, you're up. Caleb on deck. Bow, you're up. Caleb on deck with Caduceus thereafter. All right, let's get the fuck in the tunnel. I'm running towards this guy. You can leap and catch them there. Make another acrobatics check. Do I get a bonus if I flank him, or is that like the. Is he on the edge of the cliff? He's on the edge of the cliff right now. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Acrobatics in order. There's no. The flanking would be off the edge, so let's use this one. Okay. Yeah, I'm acrobatics, you said, right? 25. Yeah, you're fine. You land and you see Hinava the juggernaut's there. He's like, swinging his fists, trying to grab at veth, who's screaming and grabbing onto his helmet from the top. Bouff boof. Pop, pop, baby. Let's go. Le bouffe shy. Le bouff bouffe. Okay, that's gonna give us a 20 and a 22 to hit. Go. D12s. Sorry, sorry. They don't get used that option here. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, that's so sorry. Super fun. So that's going to be a 18 for the first one. Okay, 18 damage, and then a 7 plus 5 is 12 for the second one. Okay, so bam, bam hits from that point. He's looking hurt. Hurt, but not like. Not in death's door. But look at him showing some definite wear and tear. I just don't want to blow through many of my key points. There are a bunch of us here now. Hold on to them. Whale on them. Okay, so you still get a free bonus action attack without using a point for flurry. That's. Yeah, just one extra one bonus. But it's not two attacks, which flurry would be. Yeah, let's do it. Standard damaging attack. Ooh, well, wouldn't matter. Natural one. All right, finishing bows. Go. Caleb, you're up with Caduceus on deck. Very cautious. I'm going to disengage and. Oh, that's my action, right? Correct. I'm going to trust in my friend and stay put. And I'm going to throw a bolt of fire into his crotch. Let's go. Now you are in melee with him, so you have disadvantage on a ranged attack. Okay. Okay. So that is a 23 to hit. He still hits. Go ahead and roll. Damage 4D10 fire in his crotch. That is 16, 26. 27 points of fire damage. 27 points of damage to his nuts. I'll do it. So you fling it right into his crotch as he's trying to grab for Veth. He then now is grabbing Veth and grabbing his crotch and screaming into the head armor as the flames begin to curl up and consume him. Veth, you see this as a sign that you should probably disembark. I reach up and grab her hand and walk her down to the floor. Each one of them has been destroyed by knocking them off a cliff or killing them at the edge of a cliff. And so he falls again and tumbles, just burning into the distance below. Well, that worked out well already. That finish. You go, Caleb. Oh, yeah. Caduceus, you're up with the ashram deck. Ain't much happening right now. If he's dead, I'm going to back up 15ft. You got it. Are we heading to the tunnel? Are we? Yeah, I think I'm heading in. I'm heading to the tunnel. Okay, so with that, all of you are starting to head into the tunnel there. All right. Yasha's doing the same. Yeah. Wait, Beau, throw some ball bearings behind us so they can't follow. Good idea. Where are they all going? You got a bunch of ball bearings behind you. Yeah, great. Why not? All right. It's the best. I hope Gaz doesn't trip. Also, just bags are worth it. This cannoneer is going to move over here to try and get signed. Knight does get it. All three are going to be striking at Bo and Jester. Sorry, Ford and Jester, since they're the ones who are currently out in the open, invisible to them. Damn it. So with that, that's going to be two shots on Fjord from that guy up there. Oh, not great. 21 and a 16. 16 misses. 21 hits. 21 hits. You take nine. 10 points of piercing damage and make an intelligent saving throw for me. You got it. Whoa. 23. 25. 25. Success. Oh, you take three. Psychic damage reduced to one. Got it. Two shots on Jester. The other one there. Oh, man. An 11 and a 20. All right. No, the 20. No. That does seven points of piercing damage to you. And make an intelligent saving throw for me. This map is so cool. I love it. This was 11. 11. That's a fail. So you take nine points of psychic damage and the last one's gonna fire one on each of you against Euphord. That's cocked. That's gonna be a 20. 4 to hit. Hits. You take 12 points of piercing damage. Got it. And make another intelligent saving throw for me. 11, 16 plus makes my life. Intelligent 24. Yeah, that's a success. So you take instead of 12, six points a second damage and the last shot against you, Jester. That's going to be a 14. That finishes there. Go, Jester. You're up. Oh, gosh. We're still going, huh? Yep. You gotta catch up now. You could. The level's down here, so if you wanted to walk over and leap down to join bow, you can do that and then dash in. You just have to make an acrobatics check to catch yourself. So they can walk on the CR Center. Yeah. Like right here is the edge. Got it. Don't have much to commentate that I'll put. No, that's fine. Just make it easy. I can imagine. This here is the ledge since the battles ended up happening in this court section there. Kind of making. Making the ship go. Yeah, I'll do that then. Okay. Run and then leap down, make an acrobatics check. That's good. That's one. Never do one. One. I fall on the ball bearings. You do. You leap and land and cut. Your feet get caught in the ball bearings, taking seven points of legendary damage. I kind of forgot that they were with us. Did you put these here? I thought you all were going to fly over. I thought you were. Told you were. Shut your mouth, you bitch. Do I still have any movement left? I'm not here, have I? No. We've been 30ft to get there. 10 of you are prone from the one in the ball bearings. I'll say. You can spend half your movement. You can spend action to dash. Get up and still move 15ft if you want. Okay, sure. Okay. That'll get you. I can't see anything on it. I think that's Jester. All right. Finishing Jester's Go. Juggernauts are all destroyed. That's cool. This one's going to go ahead and swoop over to here. And it's going to go ahead and attack. Gaz Claws. That's only going to be a 14. That misses. Let's bite. That's going to be a 16. That's chest hits. So with that. Okay, this will be. That's 3D12. That is a bad roll. Well, it's actually pretty average. All right, so Gaz takes 22 points of damage on that white attack. That finishes that one's go. This one is going to go ahead and fly over to Harry, you forward. Hexted bite. Oh, my God. That's a 12 to hit. Misses. The other one is going to be 19 to hit. 19 hits, but I'll use armor of hexes. And with a four, he misses. Woof. No impact. No worries. All righty. Finishing the festival's turn. Fjord, you're up. Amazing. I'll take two, Eldritch. I'll take two, Elditch. Blast up at the thing. 11. That's 25 to hit on the first one. Second one is a two. That's gonna miss. I'll take a third one. That's a natural 20. Yes, that'll probably do it. I'll do this. The first one is 12 plus 10. 22 plus 5 is 27. 27. All right. Second one, crit, which I don't double, but that's all 4. 4 8. You double all dice on that. Oh, okay. 4, 8, 6. 12. So 20 plus 10 is 30. Plus 5 is 35. 35 points of damage. I'm very happy. Tumbles and falls out of the way. The creature is destroyed. Blasted out of the sky. Amazing. And before I leave, the shrike that's up on the tower just had eyes on me and not everybody below him, right from that. Correct. Okay, So I don't need to. I won't transfer my hex towards him. I'm just gonna fly off and join the others. Watch above her. Avoid the bullberries. I just hover. Great. Finishing your go. Just like basic. Gaz's turn. Gaz. Gaz steps away. Away. Pack of opportunity against him. The natural one. Lucky. I was going to try and grapple him. He's going to ac Back check with the advantage. Even with disadvantage. Gets a. Actually with a bonus here. Dex only plus two. Still 14. That's fine. He catches himself. He catches like. Oh, man. Really gotta fix this place. Literally jumped on a bunch of Legos. Yep. Stands there and goes like, pulverize. All right, you guys go. I'll cover your ear. Don't worry. I'll catch up. Let me just. Let me just finish off some of these bad fellas. Turn around, Suicide. Come on, Gasby. Don't worry. The blades of the ready as he blocks off the entrance and you can hear the shots firing in the distance and other shots of soldiers. He gets himself ready to stand to hold the line as the rest of your troop begins to as we leave, I take out my honey and I leave it for him. He goes, looks like the world's kind to me today. Fear after your victory. And then I'll take him. He just kind of licks his lips and goes, I like you, honeymoon. Honeymoon. Do you want to call me honeymoon? Now he turns back around and goes single again. None of you are getting a single bite. Blade's drawing you all charge into the core of the Arx Creonum and what dangers await you from within. 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Critical Role Episode C3E115: To the Arx Creonum – Detailed Summary
Release Date: November 25, 2024
In this action-packed episode of Critical Role, the adventuring parties—the Mighty Nein and Bell's Hells—join forces to launch a daring assault on the imposing Arx Creonum, a citadel intricately linked to Exandria's magical weave. This episode masterfully blends strategic planning, intense combat, and deep character interactions, setting the stage for pivotal developments that could alter the fate of their world.
The narrative unfolds on the planet Ruidus, beneath the shadow of a crimson moon in the capital city of Kreviris. The Arx Creonum stands as a massive citadel, crucial to the city's stability. However, threats loom as various factions seek control over this stronghold, and the delicate balance of magic begins to falter, posing existential risks to Exandria.
The episode centers on the cooperative effort between the Mighty Nein and Bell's Hells to breach the Arx Creonum. Central to their mission is a heated debate about the fate of the gods of Exandria:
"We are not gonna let the gods die." – Beauregard
[Timestamp: 12:34]
This declaration by Beauregard underscores the group's determination to preserve the divine entities that shape their world, despite external pressures to disrupt this balance.
Under the guidance of allies like Gaztomo from the Volition, the teams devise a multifaceted assault plan involving:
"We have to be a little bit flexible. And I know I'm the new guy here, but we're gonna have to do it together." – Caleb
[Timestamp: 18:45]
Caleb emphasizes the necessity of adaptability and teamwork, ensuring that each member's strengths are effectively leveraged.
As the assault commences, the teams navigate through Kreviris, immediately encountering resistance from armored Fescools and Reilorans armed with glass cannons. The combat sequences are intense, showcasing the players' strategic use of spells and physical prowess to overcome formidable adversaries.
"It's time to rock." – Caduceus
[Timestamp: 22:10]
Caduceus's rallying cry sets the tone for the ensuing battle, motivating the group to push forward despite overwhelming odds.
"To new friends and old. To a quiet moment before the storm. And to those of us who've just met and those we hope to see again very soon. Please don't die." – Jester
[Timestamp: 35:50]
Jester's heartfelt toast encapsulates the emotional bonds and high stakes the group faces during their mission.
Amidst the chaos of battle, personal relationships and character growth are prominently featured:
Veth and Yasha's Conversation: The two discuss their marriage plans, revealing their aspirations beyond the battlefield.
"If you get in there and something doesn't feel right, you get out, you change. Even if it's the last minute." – Veth
[Timestamp: 40:20]
This dialogue underscores the importance of mutual trust and adaptability within the group, especially during high-pressure situations.
The episode adeptly showcases advanced D&D mechanics, including:
"We are going to be your all's closest allies here. So obviously, we'll try and work as quickly as possible." – Caleb
[Timestamp: 28:15]
Caleb highlights the importance of alliance and coordinated effort, essential for the mission's success.
As the assault intensifies, the teams successfully breach the Arx Creonum's defenses, causing significant structural damage that disrupts the citadel's operations. However, the battle is far from over, with lingering threats from remaining defenders and unresolved tensions regarding the broader implications of their actions.
"Call us if you need us anytime." – Beauregard
[Timestamp: 55:30]
The episode concludes with the promise of further confrontations and the anticipation of how the groups will manage the aftermath of their assault, leaving listeners eager for the next installment.
Beauregard:
"We are not gonna let the gods die."
[Timestamp: 12:34]
Caleb:
"We have to be a little bit flexible. And I know I'm the new guy here, but we're gonna have to do it together."
[Timestamp: 18:45]
Caduceus:
"It's time to rock."
[Timestamp: 22:10]
Jester:
"To new friends and old. To a quiet moment before the storm. And to those of us who've just met and those we hope to see again very soon. Please don't die."
[Timestamp: 35:50]
Veth:
"If you get in there and something doesn't feel right, you get out, you change. Even if it's the last minute."
[Timestamp: 40:20]
Caleb:
"We are going to be your all's closest allies here. So obviously, we'll try and work as quickly as possible."
[Timestamp: 28:15]
Critical Role's "To the Arx Creonum" stands as a testament to the series' excellence in blending strategic gameplay with rich storytelling and character development. The cooperative assault between the Mighty Nein and Bell's Hells not only advances the overarching narrative but also deepens the audience's connection to the characters through meaningful interactions and high-stakes drama. As the episode concludes, viewers are left on the edge of their seats, eager to see how these brave adventurers will navigate the challenges that lie ahead.
Note: Timestamps are approximated based on the provided transcript structure and may not correspond to actual episode timings.