Transcript
Laura Bailey (0:01)
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Travis Willingham (0:49)
Hey there critters. We are so excited to share with you our brand new podcast from the world of Exandria. The Re Slayer's Take. In this audio adventure, you'll be guided through the wild continent of Issylra, home to some of the most dangero creatures. Here the Slayers take as the most notorious monster hunting group in the realm. But when previously slain creatures start returning from the grave, it's up to six misfit mercenaries to band together and re slay these supernatural threats as the reslayers take. So come follow along these audio escapades as the second coolest monster hunters this side of Exandria battle a growing undead army of dangerous creatures. The party is led by a duo of game masters, George Primavera and Nick Williams, with the main cast including Jasmine Bueller, Caroline Lux and Jasmine Sheong. Listen to new episodes every Monday anywhere you stream podcasts or become a Beacon member and listen to the podcast two weeks early and uninterrupted by ads.
Liam O'Brien (1:56)
Hi there, this is Taliesin Jaffe and welcome to the podcast version of the Critical Role show. If you would like to watch the stream as it airs, you can tune in on Thursdays at 6 7pm Pacific at Twitch TV CriticalRole or at YouTube.com criticalrole. The video on demand versions are immediately available for our Twitch subscribers or on YouTube the following Mondays at 12pm Pacific. Podcast episodes are right here on the Critical Role Podcast Network on Thursdays, one week after the initial broadcast. Now that you know all that, let's head into today's adventure.
Marisha Ray (2:50)
Oh. Oh, hello. Hi. Hello. I'm Marmlin. What's your name? I'll try to remember. I'll try to remember all of those. I think you know my kids. A tiny green one and a yellow metal one. And then there's that wandering bard. He's a little. He's always been so horny, that boy. I'll tell you a secret. He Got that from me. But. But at least it made me finally a grandma. Oh, there's a chair. Oh, that's better. Lately, I've had so much time on my hands. Those Thursday nights are so, so long. So I decided to take up knitting. I'm making something special for my boy, Breus. You know, Breus, winter is coming. It's going to be a cold winter. And so I made him something to keep his nether parts warm. You think this will help? He didn't inherit that from me. Oh, wait. I'm not a knitter. I'm a critter. And it's Christmas. And look, all my gifts are right here in front of me. I love you too. So let's get this party started. Hit it, boys. I've been your goblin for so long and now I'm here to sing my song and with you here. Cause you're so smart. Let's dive into Dagger Heart. Roll for some hope and fear and share in the Christmas cheer because critical role is here now. Let's welcome them to the cast. Are you ready? I think the first one coming is Travis Willingham. Next we have Liam O'Brien. I think I see Towies in Jaffe. What? She's in the house. Ashley Johnson. Ooh, it's Laura Bailey. Marisha Ray's here. Oh, Ashley Johnson. I blew it. I blew it. No, I didn't. Okay, good.
