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I think we have insurance claims coming in. Is everyone okay up there? Okay. All right. That doesn't look good. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, boy. I think it's fine. So Fearne's at the tippy top of the towel. Oh, that. Wait, that's her up there. Fern's over there. Oh, okay. This is Devin, and this is. This is the devil that is currently reading the scroll. Shit. There's a map. There's a map. We walked right past it. Is it out? It was out. We were just. We weren't paying attention. Yeah, crap. Out with your map out. Don't know what that means. Nope, too late. Yeah, too late. So. Oh, God. As you all just crest that hill and stand there at the side, you can see the rocky scape before you, the tower where the one black crowned devil is currently reading the scroll with Tevan at its side, arms crossed, looking down upon Fearne Calloway, who is currently on the top of that central precipice, these purplish red chains wrapped around her and binding her to the top. And as the words of the Reading Devil begin to Speak. The very scroll flares. And as it does, the chains on her seem to brighten and flash as well. The two other large devils seem to turn and loom as other smaller ones skitter around the base. Could I please bring to the table the people that are guiding these two guardian devils? Wait, wait. What? What? Let's go ahead and bring in Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford. Oh my God, you guys. You look so good. Not Kramy Crockins. Oh my. I have had this nightmare. You guys look awesome. You have chairs behind you. You can sit. Yes. You are now facing. That's why we had so many horns. Yeah. This is a three headed gm. If you would, as I give you your sheets, if you would like to take a moment to further describe the devils that you are helming here, guarding the base and space of this infernal enclave of infernal agent. I am really big and covered with football sized fleas. Why I hate that. That's it. That's my backstory. As Mer Fazu, the Fell prosecutor, grips its axe covered in football sized fleas, you notice the approaching crew. What do they hear? Burble from your lips? No hope. Only fear. And on this side would Asterodith the grim litigator, please speak on your presence and your noticing of their arrival. I have four arms, two of which endlessly scribble upon a pad of rules as I look around, licking my lips, ready to bring Fell prosecution. Oh no. He's a rules lawyer. You know it, Bab. As this entity with the scroll reads out. And it is written here in the great script that this joint agreement twice renewed by Ms. Calloway binds her deeply into the service of Asmodeus, Lord of the Hells. For this the contract flares and I mark a D12 on the 12 for the deliberation countdown has begun. Whenever any of you fail an action roll with fear, it ticks down. And the arbitrator up top Zakruthor who reads it might be able to manipulate it further. But should that count down, perhaps Fearne's fate is sealed. Whoa. What would you like to do? Bels House? My fate is determined by a dice roll. What is? Before we go into battle, can I just turn to my friends and say, listen, I've faced Asmodeus before and it is very hard and Hell is very strong. But there's one thing stronger than Hell. Bell's Hells we will overcome. And we're going to bring our girl home. And with that, I'll use Rally to give everybody one hope die. Yes. All of you get a D6 that you can add to any reaction roll you make. Oh, it's not a hope die, it's a D6. Correct. Even better. That you can add to anything. Any reaction. Okay, Yep. Reaction. All right, whatever you want. But at level five, I think the rally die changes to a D8. Right? Oh, right. Oh, let's go. What's it. What's it say on your multi class sheet? Lobby rules. What'd you say? Matt? What's it say on your multi class sheet? I don't know, buddy. It says. It says at level 5, your rally die is a D8. Where did my D8 go? So instead you guys get a D8 to utilize. My D8 has vanished. I brought this one. I love it. There we go. As. As this horned minotaur speaks out hopeful words to its friends, the two of you do not note the presence of infernal mark in its body and its eyes. Asmodeus has already burned a deep hook into the soul of this one that still lingers. Why are you looking at me like that? Because you are one of us. I mean, I'm. I feel like I'm cuter a little bit. Come join the winning side. I'm going to spend a fear to have the arbitrator read out further beyond this contractual point. Fearne Calloway is responsible for great dark deeds in her past, weighing her soul to the hells to begin with. Fearne, I'd like you to describe something you've done in the past that has marked a bit of your soul with sin. How much time do we have? Oh, God. I have to pick one. Okay. Wow. Well, I think. Well, I feel like something that still doesn't sit well with me was when I tossed a coin for someone's life. Indeed, the flippancy and the way you've treated the lives and fates of others that called you friend weighs on you and darkens a fragment of your spirit as the countdown reduces to a 10. Wait, okay, I'm. I see all the little devils in all of the little impies, and I go like, ooh, I've got some of those too. And I would like to cast Dark army. Okay, Very well. Lana, go ahead and roll for spell cast. Okay. I do want to mess this up. Okay. I get to add a plastics. Okay. I would love to add one of my favor to this for shadow. So that will add a four plus six. So it's really. This should go great. This should go great. That went great. That went good. It is with fear, but don't worry about that. All right, so that's going to be 18 plus 10. 28. A 28 is definitely a success. On that spell, describe what you conjure from the essence of Delilah. You pull from within your chest and that bond. So I see Fearne, and I'm remembering all the things that she taught me in all of her fiery ways. And you just see dark tendrils stretch from the tips of my fingers into the ground. And then, bursting up from the infernal plane, undead shadow creatures with a little bit of flicker of flame all rise around me. Eight of them. You watch as Laudna is now surrounded by a veritable small army of undead creatures that kind of howl and gurgle around her. Now, that was with fear, which brings the spotlight back to me. Would either of you like to take the spotlight? Oh, yes. Prepare to be judged by a jury of your superiors. And I begin scrawling on this ledger. And as I do so, I begin a countdown. And as you are naughty, put this here to keep it. The present. There you go. This is going to tick down toward your doom. Is that it? Oh, no, that was merely a reaction. I now call forth my dread Enforcers. Come forth and teach them the deliciousness of compliance. All right, so you'll spend a fear from the pull to do that? Yes. And so because of that, I Now call forth D4 plus three devil enforcers. There are six of them that now manifest within close range of me. Where would you like them to manifest, my friend? As close to these malefactors as possible. It's like blue man group, but with horns. This is the coolest night. Oh, when it comes to the form of your destroyer, there are worse things. As six of these little armored kind of skittering enforcers kind of appear, summoning out of black and red mist and smoke all in that space, they are immediately spotlighted. So these devil enforcers are going to turn and focus on Brayus. Brayus. I'm going to go ahead and spend a fear to have them group attack against you as they all rush in and swarm you. You cannot attack me. You cannot touch me as they do. I'm gonna go ahead as they do. That's going to be a seven to hit you, Brace. What's your evasion? Oh, my God, my evasion's eight. I rolled. I rolled really bad for that. You did. I told you. They clamber on you and climb on the rest of you watch as Brayus is just being swarmed by these devils and yet they cannot quite pierce the armor. It's like some sort of strange greenish cloak flashes by a protective force unseen, deflects them faintly. That's going to finish their spotlight. Would you like to go? Yes, please. The spend of fear to let you do so. Very polite. Demo. Who's closest to me? You can probably rush over 2 bres if you'd like. Oh, yes. Why, there's just so much. Breya, you can. You cannot touch me. As I leap up onto this plinth, the brimstone under my hooves cracks and I will bring out my culling. Axes. Plural. Plural Axes. Yes. And I will use my standard action. Oh, my God. Sounds so metal. Spend another fear if you want. It's up to you. Or you can. Oh, I'm gonna. Come on, you hunk of meat. You could do better than that. Let's go for it. Go and roll an attack Fear. Daddy, can I spend a fear? Yes, you may. Thank you. New name. I Fear Daddy says yes. I have an experience called Injunction. That's your next game. I will use that. And I rolled a mighty 17. Okay, you can touch me. All right, that's 4D 12 plus 16 physical damage. Would you like to roll or should I? You can roll it, buddy. This is zero damage dice. There you go. Oh, my goodness. Look at all those dice. Roll shitty. Oh, I got bad news. I'm really scary. So all of you within far range, lose a hope and we gain a fear. Yes, we do. For you are terrifying delicious. All right, you take 38 physical damage. Bring it on. Okay, so as a note, you also have a Hell Steel weapon. I do, but so did you have to mark any armor slots? Oh, sure I did. You. You marked one. I did. Mark another. I don't want to. My Hell steel weapon carves through your tissue paper armor. Wait, my tissue paper? You're talking about Truth Bearer. Fabled plate of Uthor Vendron. Oh, my mistake. I apologize. I'm gonna use rolling punishment. Okay. After I make a successful attack against the target, I can mark a stress and attack somebody else. Yes, you may. Whoa. So go ahead and mark a stress. Yes. And you can move within close range to make your next attack. Where would you like to move? Who's closest? I mean, that whole group is kind of within range if you want to move. Who's the least popular? You've kind of already hit him, man. I don't know. We're being honest. It's me. Yeah. You have the shiny blue boy, the tiny halfling. You have the big laughling. Let's go. I hear you have a kind heart. I will enjoy eating it inside a fleshy halfling shell. That's going to be a 21. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You all lose a hope. You all lose a hope. Everybody. And we gain a fear. And we gain a fear. Damn it. No. And you take 50 physical damage. I'll mark two. No, I can't do that. I'll mark one armor, which. No, you mark two whenever you have to mark an armor slot. Instead. You mark two against his weapon. Two armor and two hit points for. This is bad. This is bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is very stressful for me, too. I burn another stress. Burns another stress. Yes. I'll attack the pretty blue guy. Are you out of hope? He's still going. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yes. He can go all night long. He's as hot as an infernal cyclone. That's gonna be a 18. Yeah, I'm sorry. You were very pretty. What's that past tense there? You take 44 physical damage. Everybody loses a hope. And we gain a fear. All of us. Wait, if we don't have any more hope, do we? Then you're just out of hope. Okay, okay, okay. You're all out of hope. All right? You were supposed to abandon the hope before you entered here. You also lost one extra armor if you. I took an armor off. Sorry. Two armor. Too physical. All right, who's next? Another stress. Oh, man. Damn it, Perkins. Destroy them. Let's go with the shattered glass guy. Bring it. Bring it. He says, I'm very sorry I have to do this. I know how much this hurts. Will Hurts me even more. Oh, my goodness. I rolled a 12. Yeah. Evasion 8. I'm fine. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait. Can I. Can I burn a prayer dice to lower his attack? What's it say on the prayer? I don't know. You know, Sam never learned to read. Wait, but if I. Even if I lowered it by four, it'd still be eight, so he would still hit. Never mind. No, no, I'm fine. Okay. I'm fine. Let's go and roll some damage. Right? Jeez, that's a lot of dice. I rolled really crappy. Yep. That'll be 18 plus 16 is 34. You gotta define your message of crappy. And I'm sorry. That's. That's gonna take two off your armor if I use armor. True enough. He's sorry. This devil's Canadian. I'll take him. I'll take two hit points. I don't need to lose my armor. All right. You all lose a hope and we gain a feel. What? Damn it. I am so. I'll start using armor once I killed you. It'll be fine. Oh, that was stressful. I think I'll take a break. All right. I. Yeah. That will conclude our spotlight. It's back to you. I'm kicking it out. Actually, I was gonna say, can I. Proud. Wait. I have a quick question. Yes, I am with the chains. I can't use magic currently. You'd have to break free. Or someone would have to help you break free. Got it. If I. If I just charge up stuff and spend a stress to charge up, would that count as an action? Since I'm not rolling anything, technically. Oh, you can, you can. You can. If you want to go and take the transformation, go for it. Okay, so I'm just going to like having taken this hit. I am grinning a big grin and I am going to. And I think because it's only one stress for all of this, I'm going to go full shard of Kamort. Unstoppable havoc. I am just. It's. It's like watching a. Like I'm almost doing a transformation like Laudna where I'm just getting bigger and heads are going in and out of reality and I just finally stop and am a massive, twice the size, weird gravitational black hole. Ready for some shit? Let's go. So let's do this. All right. I think what I'm about to do does not trigger an action. I go running through my friends. I smack Dorian on the ass as I run by and say, let's go get our girl. And use a soldier's bond once per long rest. When you compliment someone or ask them about something good they're good at, you can both gain three hope. You and I each get three hope. Phenomenal. I'm gonna go running up onto the rock formation as far as I can. Then I'm gonna use seedlings, spend a stress to vine myself to Fearne's shoulder to that sturdy brick house frame. You got it. I can hold you. And then I'll spend another stress to flea jump as far and high as I can off Fern's shoulder towards the tower's peak and hold on as high as I can at a far range. You could stop right at Tevin's feet. So you land right there and you are holding onto the edge as Tevin is looming over you. I'm gonna hold it there and let my friends follow in after me. Seeing Orm do that, I'm gonna go. That's a great idea. I'm gonna turn to laudna and go, yo, love looks good on your dead ass. Who we should rock this shit. And I'm gonna use the soldier's bond and get three home for. Do you also smack me on the ass? No, I'm not gonna mess with that. Hell yes. Okay. All right. Is there anything else you want to do, Chetney, with your spotlight? That was enough. Fair. I'm gonna step forward and I'm going to speak to them and say eyes up here. And I'm going to cast mass and rapture and fly up in the air. Awesome. Okay, you're still using your flight, right? Yes, flight is still active. I have two of my actions left. On it. All righty. So what's the range on mass and rapture? Far, far range. So you probably fly here to get them both within far range. So you. As Imogen coasts up into the hellish air above, you're going to go ahead and reaching out with your mind into in both of your devilish consciousnesses. You hear this? You're going to go ahead and roll for your mass enraptured. Yeah. Let's go K pop. Come on, come on. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, listen. When I'm attempting an action roll to change someone's disposition or emotional state, so I'm gonna try to change their emotions to focus on me. I'll allow that. Yeah. Okay. Then I'm going to mark a stress. Dear God. To roll a D3 20 for my hope die. Great, let's go. Anything else you want to spend on this? Yes, I want to spend God eater. Oh, I don't have any hope. I can't. That's okay. You do have your class abilities too. Don't forget. I know. I should have smacked your ass. Yeah, you really should have. Remember, you can burn stress to increase stuff as your character's ability. On the bottom of your left hand part of your sheet. Yeah, I'm going to mark. Oh God. Two more. Yes. I'm gonna burn my last two stress to add. Oh my God. Oh wait, but that's just adding my. Wait, listen. To add plus 2 to my spell cast roll. Okay, so that adds another plus two. And then now that I'm all out of my stress, all my stress is marked. I get advantage on this roll. Yes, you do. So as you stress yourself out, your innate psychic ability, your ruidian bond begins to flicker and burst out of you like an uncontrolled Jean Grey esque scream. I'm Gonna roll. Let's roll. Okay. Come on, baby. Okay, and then I get. Also I get a D6 and I'm gonna use your. Okay, listen, I'm gonna do this first. See what I'm wrong? That's a natural twin. Let's go. Okay, okay. 20, 29 plus 5 is 30 something that is definitely a success. Okay? So mark that hope because that's with hope. Oh good. Okay. Yeah, baby. So both of you, suddenly the rest of this just becomes distant noise. And all you you see is this sparking psychic target that is taunting and drawing you towards her. You seeing nothing in the space but her. She's all that matters. You are amazing. We are beneath you. She must be this one punish you for this. In. In this countdown ticks down because you made an action roll. We gotta deal with the lawyer. Okay, I'm gonna in. In Orym's brain, I'm gonna say break her locks whilst I've got them distracted. Now it's with the hoax. So the spotlight's still on you all. Oh, good. All right. May I? Are these. Are these magical locks? They are. Now you are bound in chains, but there are manacles on your wrists. Okay. I have pick and pull. Right. Which I could. I could try to try to lock pick it if you'd like to. If you want to use one of your bowl fingers to try and pick. Oh, I have no hope. So I can't use my experience. Your ass is so far away. Damn it. All right, so okay. But I have advantage on action rolls to pick. Well, non magical locks. This is why I asked. They're magical. Unfortunately that's not going to give you advantage on this. Cuz they are magical. That's fine, that's fine. I'm just going to roll and I'm going to get right out of them. That's what we're going to do right now. You need a finesse roll for me. All right, no problem. We're doing right now. We're going to do it right now. I'm going to add my D8. I'm going to add my D8. Yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I don't know why I'm screaming. Okay, okay. Go. It is a fear. But it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. Okay. It's 20 with. With fear. 20 with fear. The difficulty of the space is 19. So that is a success. Okay, so you do manage to pick the manacle. Then with that coming loose, you pick the other one and you manage to shrug off the infernal chains. Okay. The physical ones are tossed off of you, and you're now free to move and free to cast. All right. However, you rolled with fear, so the spotlight comes back to us. And because you made an action roll, this countdown goes down. We gotta deal with the lawyer. Yep. First, I will activate as part of the spotlight here, the arbitrator. Oh, no. Which begins to read off once more. Ms. Fern Calloway is bound between multiple individuals across the realms, but their bindings do not hold sway against infernal law. She weighs down significantly further. Fearne, describe another piece of sin in your past. Oh, no. I don't know why my mind is going blank, because there's just so much in there. I mean. I mean, is that really a sin? Wait, what are you doing? What is this? I don't understand what this is. You forgot already? What? The three. Oh, I don't know if that was that bad. It was. Were just having fun. Oh, it was good. All right, fine. It was. We were busy with trauma. The AR was like, she engaged in a carnal mid forest. Three away with a werewolf. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. That's kind of awesome. Yes, it is. She definitely belongs here. Yes. She deserves a medal rather than punishment. Agreed. Thank you. While the. While the physical chains are. You should let me go. Not a chance. You see, Tevin, still kind of arms folded, is kind of looking at you with a blank expression, but now currently looks at your halfling friend who's kind of hanging off the edge of the tower at this point. While you're not physically in chains. As he reads from this scroll and each section of it goes by, you feel like part of your body gets heavier. Like with this progressive use, you become more and more bound to this. For many, the idea of starting a business comes with a mix of excitement and hesitation. You keep asking yourself, what if it doesn't work out? Or what if someone else beats me to it? It's time to stop thinking about what if and start doing. And one of the easiest ways to create and develop your dream company is by using Shopify. Shopify's point of Sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations. Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. 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I soar toward you and unfurl a giant lash of fire and whip it at you with extreme judgment. You whip it. Whip it Good. Fear. Daddy, may I spend a fear? Why, of course you can. You treat us so well. I do try. And so I now make a standard attack. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. Against your evasion, which is halved against this attack. And so that's going to be 21. Yes? Yeah. Yes. Then you now are going to take. May I have 4D8, please? Yes, you may. There you are. Okay. Sheesh. You take 27 magic damage as hellfire wreaths around you. And do you mark one or more hit points? Well, listen, not if I use my armor, which I do. So you marked none at all? I marked one hit point. Delicious. As the hellfire wreaths around you and scorches you, you are now vulnerable until you clear at least one. Stress. I have so much stress. So all attacks against you going forward are at advantage. Ret. Row. Alrighty. Would you like to go? Oh, yes, please. Dammit. I want Burn a fear to spotlight you. Now all I see is this radiant star. Yeah. Am I drawn to. Is the only target you can see. And it looks tasty. Oh, okay. I would. You know, listen, here's the thing, Matt. I would have flown up pretty high. You can move up. You can move up to far range. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Well, I don't have wings. Is there a catapult or something? There is a volcanic top you could attempt to leap off of. You know what? I. I will. I will stand on top of that. You jump up and down. You're gonna have to do a reaction roll, though, because right now, I am a gravity pit. So if you're standing next to me, you're going to have to succeed on a reaction roll. All right, what's the difficulty on eight? So go ahead and roll a D20. You have to beat an eight with a plus. That'll do it. Yep. All right. Worth a try, but worth a try. I felt something small tugging on my leg, but it's okay. Oh, no. I leap onto this fumarole and wait for an ejaculation of lava to propel me into the air. Proper word, term use. Oh, man. As you kick onto it, the rock kind of crumbles in. As it bursts up you go, leaping into the air, and you have a split second above Imogen. You Watch as this massive, terrifying devil rises up in slow motion with its massive axes and is going to attempt to come down on you. Would you like to make an attack? I would. Let's do it. This is going to be a 21 that hits. Yep. Sorry. And I'm vulnerable. Is it really bad? Do you feel bad? I feel awful. This is your 41 physical damage. And I can only. I can only spend one armor slot. Oh, jeebies. But does it mark two? Does it mark two armor slots against you? Or is that just a specific attack that you're doing? No, that's. So if you mark an extra one. Okay. Then you would normally. Okay, got it. She is made of cellophane. And. And that was how much. And everybody loses a hope and we gain a fear. Yes, we do, baby. Is or. I'm out of the range of that. Wait, wait, wait. So Goram is out of range of that? Yeah. Okay. Then I still take major damage. So that's two more hit points. Do I fall? You do. Okay. You plummet. But as you land, you kind of catch yourself on your knee. That'll end your spotlight. I'm gonna go ahead and spend a fear to activate the group of devils. Then spend a fear for them to do a group attack. Wait, weren't the group of devils. They could have been enraptured. Oh, that's true. That's true. They would have been rancho. You're right. So good job. Good job. Yeah, good job. That was a three. The devils themselves are also enraptured. And they're just kind of focused on you. They. They kind of move over here, but they don't really activate. They're just kind of stepping on the outside going, hey, what's going on? Look at the shiny flying lady. Yeah. I'm not gonna stop them from going. Instead, I'm gonna go ahead and activate Tevin. Oh, my God. Who looks down upon you? Orym. And goes. It's just business. And it's gonna stomp on your foot to try and kick you off. So this is going to be. I'm going to say go ahead and make a strength reaction roll. I'll make a pitch that you're going to say no to. Okay. Can I use agility to try to fancy hand parkour away from the stomp? Yeah, I'll have that. Great. So make an agility reaction roll. I'm going to spend a hope to use my experience. Tiny dancer. All right. Come on. And plus five. Plus five. Two, three, four, five. Help me with my experience. Sexual dynamo. Wow. I don't know why that would work. Why wouldn't it? It's never failed you before. Really? Well. Oh, it's a crit. Oh. Oh, well, there you go. Take that hook. Clear that stress. And that is a success. Stand over, hand over. Hand away. I'll say with a crit too. You actually hand over hand and get back up onto the tower itself. You're no longer hanging off. You are on the tower. Can I follow up? No. Cuz I still our spotlight. I will spend another few. Because I do have a few to spend. And the arbitrator is going to begin to continue to read from this scroll. She is currently subtly bound to the Unseelie Court. As well as a Dread Pirate Ghost, the Primordial Titan. Those are gone. Right here. You see them wipe their finger across it and some of it just gets kind of crossed out and left off. Which causes it to tick down two more times. We're now at six. That's gonna end our spotlight. It's back to you. We're trying to solve the problem up here. Okay. So I will hoist myself up to the side of the little guy who. Who is holding the scroll. Yes. I will use Call of the Brave battle ritual. Once per long rest before you attempt something incredibly dangerous or face off against a foe. We'll call this dangerous. Describe the ritual you perform. Orym does the Zephyra Tom and centers himself. Does like a two second Tai Chi battle position holds. I clear two stress, gain two hope. And I want to use Wrangle. Make an agility roll against all targets within close range. Spend hope. I'll do it. To move targets. You succeed against any. There are no allies here. So I want to knock both of these assholes off the tower. Alrighty. Go ahead. Go ahead and make that agility roll against both of them. Okay. All right. So it's plus five for agility. I'm gonna spend another hope to use Zephyrin strength to add four more. Let's go. Here we go. 13, 14, 22 with hope. Yeah. That's a success. Take that hope. So they both go opposite directions. And with my movement I will leap after the one holding the scroll. All right. The one that is knocked off the side here. You're leaping after him? Yeah, if he's still holding the scroll. He's still holding the scroll for the moment. You leap after and he plummets down onto this platform and you both kind of catch yourselves there. Tevin is going to fly off and his wings un, unfurl and fly Back to the top of the tower. Yeah, well, kill all the lawyers, I guess. And speaking of which, because you made an action roll, this countdown ticks down. All right, so still spotlight. Still you. Yes. Anyone got a join, or can I hit the big dude over here? What? Marisha, you want to go or me? Okay, okay, here's what I want to do. I want to at least get. God, I don't. I don't want to mess this up. I want to get a withering affliction off on you to where if he starts beating on us again, it takes. We take less damage. Malazu. Malazu and Alth. What? Huh? I tried to write the names down, you guys. That is a starter date. Yeah, it's Al and Mal. All right, come on, come on. You know what? These haven't been doing me. I'm gonna do these. I'm gonna do these. Let's go. Okay, okay, okay. This is gonna be good. Wait, what's that? That's bad. Wait, you have a rally dice. That's bad. I have a rally dice. Is it so bad that it's not worth it? Hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait. Tell us. Tell us what it is. Tell us. Hang on. Be quiet for a second. 3, 7, 9, 25. What's 12? 12. What's 12? Well, I know, but does anyone know if 12 hits? Does anyone know? It does. Metagaming. It does. I am. It does. I am. Shut up. Burn. I'm going to roll this rally. Die. Okay, make it so. 16. Does 16 hit? Can I add a prayer dice to that? No. If you want to add a paradise to it, I will add three more to that. That does succeed. Is that with hope or fear? Fear. Okay, I'm sorry. Why are you bad at dagger heart dice and everything, but. But you are withered. So while you are withered, any damage that is dealt by him is reduced by one hit point. I was trying to debuff him so we don't get our asses kicked. Thank you, whoever said that. Thanks to that action roll, my countdown ticks down. And because you hit my large, needy companion, I look at you and I say, shame. Shame. And I take my large quill and put a big check mark next to your name in my ledger, which gives me a debt token. And as I receive this debt token, you can see the hellfire around me starts to grow brighter and burn more flame furiously. And with that fear, withered as your friend may be, I'm going to go ahead and bring the spotlight back to you. You got a lot of guys in a line there? No. Now, my question is fear, Daddy. Yes. Oh, man. Am I allowed to look at anyone beside the glorious im. It was. Listen, Enrapture is temporarily enraptured, right? So I can spend. You can spend your activation to get rid of it if you want to. Oh, I clear that shit. All right. But because you do have an ability called relentless, I can spend a fear for you to take another activation. So now. Now that you're no longer clouded by Imogens and rapture, though it does spend an action, what would you like to do? You were just telling me about that glorious line of people in front of me. And so I raise up my fiery whip and I say, feel the might of litigation. That is far range. Which misses Dorian. Yeah. But does catch Imogen, Laudna, and Chetney. And doing this, I will share with you all. It does give me some stress as I think about all the paperwork I'm going to have to file after we lay you in the grave. And so I make a standard attack roll. That is 70, 17 against all of you in the line. The line is gonna be Imogen, Laudna, and chetney. Okay, that's 17 to hit. Yes. That hits. That hits. Yeah, that hits. Oh, I love these. 48. Oh. 1, 1, 1, 1. That is 32 magic damage. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Was that a spell? No, that was a strike of his whip. That was the strike of the whip. Okay. Damn. All right, I'm going to. As this happens, I take one of my undead army and I grab him by the neck, and I just throw him in front of me for a second, and I get to reduce that damage by 1d8 thanks to my dark army. Ooh, that's an 8. So, wait, so one of your undead kind of jumps in the way? No. La. Oh. Oh, my God. Please don't. Please stop. Wait, was it 32 magical damage? I was in shock. 32 magical damage. Okay. Yes. And also, I'm actually gonna throw one more at it, too, because I can do that. That's good. That's good. That drops it to a minor damage. Each of you are also very stressed out by this. It must mark a stress. As you are. You are scorched by hellfire. And finally, please document for me verbally how many of you I have just lashed. Three. Three. Me? Is that three of you? Three. Three. Delicious. And I gain three debt tokens. Sitting at five there, buddy. Remind me if I am full up on stress and I have to take another one that takes a hit. Point at that point. Okay. Oh, God. What are you doing there? Yeah, I'm in danger, girl, you're too far away for me to touch. I, I, I realize that I'm in, I'm in trouble. I'm going to go ahead and say I'm gonna spend another fear. Do you want to go, bud? Yes, please. Let's go. Am I still entranced by this angel? You are. Then I must repeat my previous action and leap on the fumarole up into the air to strike her. Though I long not to. I dare not. Your logic is sound, my friend. Malfazu, take your strike. I'm not the smart one. I'm the big one. All right. Oh no. It's gonna be a 19. That hits. That hits me. All right, let's do damage here. Now the damage is how? Minus minus one hit point. Sorry. So Mark, keep that in mind. Minus one point it not really going to matter. Well, he wasn't supposed to hit you. Now I'm supposed to add up numbers. These big.53 physical damage. Can I. Wait, what you hit her with? Can I? I am your shield. This. You are so far away from her. Can I leave on your next spotlight? You can get closer if you'd like. You're so. I can't do anything. Did you lose any armor? Oh, I'm gonna lose two armor. Yeah, for you. So 50. What? I'm sorry, I'm not hearing the numbers because I'm always like, what was it? 53. 53 minus 6 is still severe damage. So you drop that by 1. Oh, wait, I don't take, I just, just take it down to one. Take it down by two. Oh, so it's down to two hit points. If you spend the armor, it brings it down to one. Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait. This is great because another time I. Oh, never mind. Just it, I can't go back. Okay, wait, so I, I take just one hit point? Well, it would be three. It's reduced to two. And then if you use the two armor slots, it goes to one. I'm still at nothing though. With that, I'm out of hit points. Okay, Laudna. Hold on. You watch. Is that, is that real good for you? Well, so. Oh yeah. Malfazu causes a PC to mark their last hit point. Malfazo rolls a 1D4 and clears that between their hit points. Or stress. Guess my stress. Oh, well, you didn't need that dice. It's fine. Well, it's done now. It's gone. It's gone. Chris. Florida. Don't count four. It's been great, y'. All. I am not stressed at all. Welcome to the death of Bell's Hells. Did I remind you, all PCs within far range of me lose a hope. Oh, that's right. So with that, I've been out of hope for a while. Fern, you do not lose hope. I have zero hope anymore. There you go. And you do not lose hope. Orym. The rest of you lose a hope and we gain a fear. And we gain a fear. Correct. However, Imogen, as the massive axe carves into you, you feel consciousness flicker out of you. I need you to make a death move for me, please. Oh, no. I can't do this. Blades of Glory. No, no. Risk it all. Or you can just drop to zero hit points and be unable to engage until someone heals you. Girl, I'm going to do that one. We haven't been rolling because here's the thing. I tried the other one and it didn't work out so well for me. The rest of you watch as Imogen is carved from the sky by the massive devil and plummets next to the lava roiling space. The flicker of her psychic spark fades and she lays cold and still. Still breathing, but barely. Morning, Zoe. Got donuts. Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage? Well, I dig the mattress and I want to be in a T Mobile commercial like you. Teach me. So, Dana. Oh no, I'm not really prepared. 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So how far. How far away. How far away is he from me would you say? Would you say it's like close range from you? He's close range. Yeah. He's not beyond close range. No. Damn it. Okay. Rolling like ass. Well, either way I'm going to drop gravity. I'm gonna pull a stress and then we're going to flip to probability. So that'll be fun. He a D4 on this card. There we go. Nothing has changed. I don't know what's going on. Nope, never. Oh, D6. I'm so sorry. Wrong die. You better hit him with your biggest spell. Oh, this going to be biggest. What's a spell. Whatever this is. Guardian. Okay, so I am going to take a run at this and this D8, by the way. I assume I can roll it afterwards if I'm. Yeah. If I don't like. So I also automatically. This attack, I automatically have advantage on. So here we go for that. That is. Yeah, I'm gonna. Jesus Christ. Hold on. R6. That's better. 7. 8. 9. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. With hope. You hit. Yes. That was using the rally die. That was using the rally die. Thank God for bards. Yep, I rolled a seven on that rally die. Let's see. Whenever you roll, or you're an ally, roll at very close range. Make an action roll. Okay, that's cool. Anyway, now I'm gonna do some bloody damage. Let's see, let's see. That is 5D12.3. I'll just do it twice. There we go. That's. Oh, boy. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Roll that again because it was going off. 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 29, 39, 44, 45 is what that turns out to be. What the hell? I just go running and I'm just taking a swing at those fucking nuts between those two. Goddamn. I will say they're really small. That's why I get both of them. A heavy strike to this beast as your hammer hits. And it's a sturdy devil. As its physical resistance reduces it by half. You still take a hit point. I know, but this one seems to have a hardened exterior for physical strikes. Okay, okay. Hardened exterior, baby. And I look at you and say, shame. The countdown ticks down and we gain another debt token. Let's go. And we also gain a Fear. Yay. All right. Was that roll, by the way? Was that with fear? Oh, that was with hope. Great. Take that, Hope. And the spotlight is still on you, Dorian. Would you like to go? It's been a minute, buddy. Yeah, sure, I will. No, no, man. I'm saved, my friend. No, no. Oh, it feels bad not to. I mean, let's go together, hand in hand. You want me to do it? No, no, I'll do it. Let's do it. No, I'm going to use my wing boots and I'm going to fly over to Imin and I've lo. I've lost all my healing. I'm going to pop the top on you. Put this in my binder on a major health potion. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. So you get to roll a D4 or should I roll it? You should roll it. I should not roll it. Would you like Imogen to roll it? No, I believe in myself. All right, let's go. Okay, fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's four hit points back. Great. So you heal four hit points, Imogen, and you come to consciousness on the ground. You could see a bit of slow moving molten lava was getting close to your face. As you, like, pull away for a minute, Dorian's right there beside you, literally pouring juice down your mouth. How you. How you doing? I'm not good. I know you can still take an action roll if you want, or do something else. Yeah, sure. Let me, let me. Can I make some more movement? Can I fly? Yeah, of course. I'm going to fly over to Fern, who's just thrown off her manacles. Now, Fern is a good distance from you. I'd say she is. I mean, you're flying, which gives you a decent fly speed. I will say, if you want to make an agility roll to make that distance. Oh, yeah. I'm so good at rolling right now. Let's go, let's go. Come on, Come on. Agility. Let's go, blue boy. Great. Shocking is almost a Crit. So close. 24. With hope or fear? With hope. Yeah, Take that, Hope. You are zipping around with the wind literally at your feet. And then the last thing I would do on this spotlight is I would just like, hi, Fernie. And I'm just gonna scoop up the manacles that she's cast off in my hand, spin them around, and I'm gonna use my ancestry ability, which doesn't require wall to use gust leap, which lets me instantly transport to any point I can see within very far range. So I'm just gonna wind under my feet right to the top in front of our boy Tevin up there. And I'm just spinning a set of manacles and being like, hope this plan works out and that'll end my turn. I love it. All right, Finishing Dorian's rapid. Nice, Em. Darting around the chamber and then rushing up with a unique idea. Spotlight's still on you guys. I'll follow it if it's okay. No, I will say Chetney hasn't gone in a minute. Anybody? Yeah, you. You want to go, Chad? No, no, no. It's all you, buddy. Okay. I'm going to use a paradise to give myself four hope. And I'm going to cast stunning sunlight against the two big devils levels. All right, do you want to move closer to them before you do That. I mean what's the range on it? I don't know. Are you. Are you within very. Also, are you within very close range? It says within far range. It's super. It's super far. Sure. Well. But are you in? Yeah. So yeah. With this you could get. How many can you hit? Within far very far or within far range? As many as I want. You can get all of these. Are you within very close range of me right now? Not quite. Just. I can move up. If you do. You get advantage. Yeah. I'll move up to Ashton. Yeah, you'll get advantage over there. Yeah. You have five more feats you can get that would put you in very close. But that's the end of your close range movement. Great. I will also use one of my personal values which is the baby Lord of Hells must be defeated before he defeats me. I'm the only one who can see this. That exact phrase is written on this page word for word. Oh my God. Sam. So I will roll with a D20 as my hope. D. Yes you do. As your orderborn feature. All right. This is a spell cast roll. So it's plus five dog with advantage. Okay. So that's. Come on. 22. 22 will hit everything including these devils here. Now they must make a. A reaction roll 14 to see if it does all the damage or. Or some of the damage. That is a failure on those devils. It is a failure for me. The failure on those devils. Failure. Wow. Wow. It's like five. Five, six. Five. That was awful. So they all take four D20 plus five. Also. Any. Any of those D20s you want to re. Roll your close enough to me that you can roll. Just let me know how many you want to reroll if you don't like it. That's right. Cuz. Probability. Cuz I've got my probability field up. Oh boy. Okay. About time. This is the tide pendulum swinging. Awful. Reroll. It just said you can reroll as many of those as you like. Just let them know. Many. Wait. Yeah. You can roll up to four. Up to four. One. All of them. Four of them. Once. Okay. Great. Then I'll do two more. Again. That one moved. That's worse. Can I roll it again? Again? I don't. It's only once per die. Only once per die. Okay. It was 32 plus 5. 37 points of damage. Points of magic damage. And they're stunned. This. This cluster of devils are wiped out. The traveler is real. You guys. Brayus. Brayus. Can you describe to me how this blast of Sunlight apparates from you here in the pits of hell. Oh, boy. I clutch my heart, which has for years burned with the symbol of Asmodeus, but now it somehow morphs and changes into a new symbol that sears with radiant green light across my chest. It is a Captain Tusk tooth. And it blasts forth in a beam that skewers everybody in front of me. And I sort of aim it across all of my adversaries in a line. Breus Kamehamehaz, the breadth of this hellscape just tearing. You watch as all these devil enforcers, like, just scatter into ash and dust around you, blasting up and down through both of you. All my fleas. Just so you go ahead and mark. Hit point. Hit point on there. And you. Well, you see that. But some of that gets brushed away by the hellfire that is around me because I am resistant to magic. Damage Resistant to physical. Resistant to magic. Might want to take note. I should have lawyers. However. Is he still stunned, though? Yeah, they're both stunned because they failed. So we have to spend a lot of time Activations to get rid of it. And this ticks down one. And I also say shit as I get a dead token and we gain a fear. All righty. And I'm not stunned. No. So both of them are stunned in space. That was with hope, right? Where's with fear? Fear. There's a fear? No. Well, one of you will spend an activation to get you unstunned. Me and will spend a fear to get you unstunned. That means you can't do anything on our turn at all. However, I can spend a fear to activate you with relentless. Which I will do. What would you like to do? Oh, man. Do we have another tasty knock a hit point there too? No, I. Seeing that my paralegals were all just destroyed, I page through my ledger, tear out a page, hurl it to the ground, and it sprouts into another group. Group of devil enforcers. Go ahead and roll that D4, baby. I D. But this does cost us a fear. If I may spend it. Fear, Daddy. Of course you may fear, Daddy. That is six more of them. Oh, my God. Where would you like them to be placed? All around this minotaur that just dared defy the law and the power of. Of the court. You've got it. As they all swarm around you, Brayus return with an angry fervor. After you incinerated many of their allies, they immediately activate. I will spend a fear to have them do a group attack against you. That's better. That's going to be a 16 to hit you. That hits. That is 12 physical damage for each of them attacking you. Does that mean three separate attacks? That's 72 points of physical damage against you. Jesus Christ. Damn. Welcome to level eight Daggerheart, baby. So that's above my severe. So that's three hit points. Yes. Do you have any armor? I do. I'll take. I'll use an armor to knock it down to two. So that's two hit points on you. Yep. That's going to end their activation. Back to you all. Chetney, it's been a minute. What do you want to do? When I got hit about 45 minutes ago, when I mark one or more hit points, you start to see the fur growing out of his shoulders. His neck pops. His back cracks. He's trying for a full move. Oh, I'll Marcus dress to go into my wolf form and I will use my grizzly harpoon where I'll make a spell cast roll and Marcus stress to slice into my hands with my claws. And you see the blood that comes out goes in my hands and I throw it at the litigator with his father flame whip within far range and running forward if I need to as I do so. Yeah, you can definitely get within far range. And because he's so much larger than me, instead of pulling him down to me, I'm going to be pulled straight up onto him. Hell yes. Oh, dude. That's a 23, 4, 27 with hope. Yes. I think that's gonna hit and that is gonna be. That definitely hits. 8, 3, 16, 19, 20, 21, 22 points of magic damage on the litigator. Damage or regular damage? I know it's just magic. I don't make the rules. Yeah, the hellfire bats away some of the your blow but I still take a hit point of damage and. And while I'm there, the turmoil is going to take is going to come out and on a. I'm going to take a swing down onto your neck with turmoil is it comes down in one massive hit as you've like leaped up with this blood tether and pulled yourself to it. You're like holding on and clambering on. You're both kind of battling in the air as turmoil goes into strike roll. And I'm going to roll that. I'm going to roll that kick ass bar died, baby. And I'm going to look at that shitty flame whip and I'm going to use my experience and I'm going to Burn a hope. I'm going to spend a hope saying that's poorly made. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 to hit. That hits nice. 3, 4, 5, 6. That's 6D. 10 plus 12. Yeah, you went all in on that proficiency, baby. I've been sitting on it. Okay, that's 10, 12, 15, 20, 29, 20. Oh, that's 34 plus 10, 44. Physical damage. That's gonna be two hit points there, baby. You got something on your face. All of that damage. This one was. This one was a one, so I'm gonna re roll that using. Not good enough. That's a six. So add six points to that for the one that still puts it between the two thresholds. So beautiful. Pretty slick. A heavy hit on you. Oh, shame on. And this ticks down to one. We gain another debt token and we gain a fear. Yes. Okay. All right. That was with hope. So it's still your go, Fern. We got the shackles off. There's a few things I would like to do. Yes. All right. For one, I would like to activate the Spark of Rauan. You got it. Okay, Flames spill and burn out. I gotta take these off. Okay, so now may I also. Okay. Can I mark a stress to channel my elemental incarnation to use water, which when I deal damage to any enemy within melee range, all other enemies within very close range will mark a stress. Sure. Okay, you're now bending. As the flames apparate around you, you harness the steam that begins to swirl as you conjure water, it burns into a mist and fog that you can manipulate at your whim. Okay, great. So may I take a Caprine leap so I can sort of get in the fray with all of the paralegals over here? Yes. How far can you move on a Caprine leap? I can leap anywhere within close range as though you were using normal movement. So how close can I. Can I. Can I get within very close range of them? If you want to roll an agility roll to see if you can make that distance to far we can see, and you can get. You can't quite get very close with him because he's still up in the air, but you can get within very close of Malphazu if you like. I'll do that, but you have to make an agility roll to do so. Better do it with hope. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna get down and try to get close, and then I can do that next turn. Okay. And then what I'm gonna do is I'm going to unleash chaos. I am going to use all five tokens that I have. All right. Which will be five D10. But I can also use an extra D10 because of the spark. That's true. First roll of attack. And this is against Malfazu. Oh, yeah, that's right. I have to roll to see if it hits. Do you want to make it a tag team? Yeah. No, I want. Yeah. Oh, are you gonna do it? Well, I. It needs hope. Who's providing the hope? I've got three hopes. Okay, then you can do the tag team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Which ones do I do? Okay, we'll do this one. Yeah, I'll. I'll hit them with you if you want. Yes. Let's do it. Okay. All right, so spin that 3 hope this a tag team attack. So just. Just describe how both of you are combining your assault. What are you doing? Br. She said let chaos rain or. No, she said something about chaos. Yes, I unleash chaos. Yes. That is one of my. I mean, obviously, we got to let. That is one of my three personal values now. So I can't. I can't. I can't not be chaotic. So I will. I will hoist her up. She was trying to get close, so I'm going to try to push her even closer. And I will swing with my foul verdict along with her. You'll get advantage if you're still that close to me, which you will be. Yay. So as she stands, as she says, she's not quite close to get advantage, but he is. As you unleash chaos, as you kind of hoist behind her and then leap with your poison pen in the air to strike downward. Both of you roll for your attack. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay. Okay. That's not terrible. It's not terrible. Okay. 17 plus 5. It's a 23. Yes. 22. 22 with fear. With fear. Mine was a 24 with hope. Oh. Oh, let's take that. So you both. You both gain a hope, and that is a success for both of you. And you add your damage together for this assault. And again, braves, you can re. Roll two dice at damage. Dice. Okay. Oh, God. Where is it? Oh, and I'm using my thing so I can do the things with the other things. Where is it? I'm gonna add toxic splash into this as well to give another 3d8 damage. Let's go. 7d8 damage. This is what it's about. All right. Is that five or six rolls? I think that was five rolls. And I have a six from the spark. Okay. It's just one. So that's 32 points of damage. Okay, so that's damage 32 to you. You want to reroll it? Anything? Oh, shoot, I forgot. I'll roll two of them. All right. And that's. And that's half for you. Those are way better. So is that magical or physical? Magical. From her. So 16, you just mark that on the side if you want. That's 42 damage for me. All right. Which means that's 42 on top of that to you, which does break your major threshold. So that's three hit points on you. And that. That. That was 37. So that would be 16 on top of the 32, which would be 48, which is still under your major. That's two hit points. That's right. And I can spend a hope to target one additional enemy. Well, I'm just saying, this is all on you. I got confused and thought this was on both of you. So you get to keep those hit points. Sorry, that was just on one target. I got confused. But I'm gonna spend a hope to target one additional enemy. Great. Oh, within close range. Yes. Is he close? Come on, come on, come on. I mean, it's right there. I'll allow it. Okay, so I roll again. No, no. That's 37 physical damage against you. So you do still mark two of those. So you have that many left all over again. And when I make a successful attack, I can clear three hit points from me. And on a success with Hope, I can also heal a nearby ally. What? Are you near me? I. I feel like I am, but I'm not sure. You are within very close. Okay, so we both heal. 3 hit points. 2nd win. How did you do that? You are so puny. That's second win. That is the power of chaos, friend. Renounce your demons. Renounce your devils, and come to the chaos side. Tempting. Yes. I like it. That was with Hope, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was. I'm going to embrace that fear, damn it. And oh, oh, right before this happens, you see that up in the air as all of this damage has been dished out, I am quivering, and you can see the fire coursing over my scaly flesh. He's going nuclear. This ticks down to zero, and I say, feel the prosecution, and I explode with hellfire and all of the debt tokens that we have been gathering. How many are there, fear, daddy? Three. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine debt tokens. That means every one of you within far range takes 9D10 magic damage. Wow. That's 40. That's going to be around 45. You want to roll this? Oh, no, please. That's all of us. It'll be really bad. 45. It'll be five below. Or five. Is this going to be our first two week continued live show? No. 51 points of magic damage to everyone except for Orel. Damn. Oh, my. And Dorian. Dorian, you're free of it as well. Get back up. Ability to mark a stress and reduce the severity by one threshold. Nice. Me too. Right? And this is from the. Look. This is from the lawyer. Just those. This is from the lawyer. Not from the withered boy. Correct. All right. Thanks for those hit points, Brace. I. You did. You. You did a hit point to me. I am angry. I'm going to spend a fear to interrupt here because. Why not? Even though it's with hope, I'm going to spend a fear to interrupt. I'm going to activate this devil that you have engaged with some bitch who's going to go ahead and take the scroll and throw it up to Tevin. Tevin catches it. I'm going to go ahead and spend another fear to activate Tevin, who pulls the scroll out and goes. And within this day, Fern Calloway will be bound to the hills of which she is promised to be guardian under the Lord of the hills in my fiery pride. This counts down two more to a four. That's our activation spotlight's back to you. I'm not even gonna use an action. I'm going to hold Seedling to the sky and Spider man flip up to the top. As soon as I get there, I'm going to use. Is that stress? Yep. Has a stress. That's right. As soon as I get there, I'm going to use deadly focus. Once per rest, you can apply all your focus towards the target of your choice. So I gain a plus one bonus to my proficiency. And I stare at Dorian across the platform. Let's go, babe. Is that all you want to do? I didn't use an action. Nope. Do you have the hope? I do if you don't. I, I, I am. I do not have the hope. We'll switch it up. I'll spend three hope. Oh, God. And we will tango around this tag team on. Yes. Let's go. All right. What act. What action are you both taking against Tevin? Say again? What action are you both taking against Tevin? We're going to do a thousand slashes across this devil's body. You got it. Go ahead and roll your two attacks. I'm going to use one of my strategic approach tokens to give my attack advantage. And plus five. Oh, crit. Yeah, do that, do that, do that. Well, that solves that problem. I was like, oh no. Two. Two. Oh, stress. Well, that is means both of you are critting on this. So both of you gain a hope and and lose a stress. Oh boy. Both of you do maximum weapon damage and, and then roll your weapon damage on top maximum and then combine it. This is going to be crazy. So I did, I did. Focus. So my proficiency is a five for this. So max. Okay, so 32 plus. Plus the modifier stuff too. Correct. Well put modifier at the end. So it's your dice max. 32. And then you roll dice. 50. Okay. So it's 50 plus for me. Yeah. So I, I, I dumped all my levels up into proficiency too. So mine's 5D8 and then the roll. Oh, that's good. Lucky number seven, baby. So it's 40 plus whatever you rolled there. But Kevin's so cute. Oh my God. Not important right now. So 40 plus, that is 66 plus 8. It doesn't matter when they're manipulative. 74. 74, 74 damage. Yeah. How much did you do? 50 plus 47. Oh, please. Double. Double severe. So that's, that's 7. That's 163. 153. Let's go. So that, that 153. That more than Devil, more than devils. Doubles. Tevin's severe threshold. He marks four hit points on that in one spiraling, unstoppable assault of blade and dance and eye contact and grins. Two majestic boyfriends shred. I think it's power. I think it's powerful and passionate. I think it looks like a pasa doble. Oh yeah. They're like gripping hands using centrifugal force to move around this guy. And they were roommates. Is that one of your experiences? It should be, yeah. That should have been ours. Now Tevin's fiery armor does strike you Both both for 12 points of magic damage because of the melee attacks against him and because whoever these up marked as the arbitrator on this has a chastise reaction when it marks one or more hit points by P in the close range. Both of you have to make an instinct roll for me. Reaction, Roll reaction. Okay. Oh. Oh. Hey. Five and five's a crit, baby. Yeah, it's 17 with fear. Oh, well, it's reactions. It's reaction. Thank goodness the reaction difficulty was an 18, so you unfortunately fail. We gain a fear, and you are pushed far range away as suddenly the tower billows off you. Dorian, like, crouch down and hold onto the stone. Let me ask, since we rolled together on that attack and you hit a crit, does that mean that that attack was a critical success? It was. Okay. While I'm holding down and grabbing you, I'm also gonna give you a hope. Because with inspiring flourish on gumbo of clef, the vortex blade, when you roll a critical success, you can choose two hours with a close range to gain a hope. So you get a hope back. And as I'm holding you, caressing your hand for the first time since we rolled a successful attack, it awakens something inside me, and I feel an ancient power stirring within my loins and gambo clef, the vortex blade engages. Since we had a successful attack once per long range, I can do another attack and repeat. So I can hold on to you and still take swipes at our boy up top. All right, so as we'll say as this castigation, as this chastising ability is taking off like we're at the same time, you can go and keep making attacks. When you're finished with your flurry, he'll be knocked away. So continue. Come on, come on. Hold on. I'm gonna add. I'm gonna add the D8 on this one. Yeah. Oh, it is gross. Icky. Wait, wait. Hold on a sec, though. Wait, no, no, no, Wait, wait. If I make a finesse reaction, it's a 14, which I rolled to 14. Does that mean beats? It beats pizza. Meats of pizza. Yeah, meats pizza. Hey, come on, take it. That means it hit. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, you just barely got that. I'm learning how to play Daggerheart live. You're doing great, baby. So be another round of attacks. Yeah, another attack for you. Fantastic. You slap the roll the hit. What? You slap the roll to hit. Oh. Oh, but I thought that was the. Oh, I have to roll the hit. Okay. Yeah, it gives you. Gives you the chance to hit again. Okay, do this. Come on, dagger heart, you cruel mistress. I missed. What'd you roll? 13. Yeah, that's a failure. With hope or fear. I know I was with. I can't remember. It was with fear. A good try as you unleash another series of strikes, but Tevan's a little too wise at this moment. It blasts Orym off and down this way, and you catch yourself on the edge of that, as the other devil kind of spins around to look towards you. That brings the spotlight back to us. Wait, where did I land on the map? You are on this platform here. Okay. That's a pretty safe spot. Either of you want to go? Yes, please. Let's go for it, Malfazu. Just wade me into that big mass of enemies there. You tell the other devils. Excuse me, Excuse me. Pardon me. Stand aside. They back up and out of your way as you kind of. Hi, guys. Crawl into here. All right, I'm going to use Executioner Sweep. Can I spend a Fear beer, daddy? Yes, you may. Thank you. To make a standard attack against all targets within very close range. Yes. That's going to be attack against Fern, Ashton and Bryce. All right, bring it. Burn. That'll be a 19 hits. I think that hits all of them. Let's go ahead and roll. Damage, you all lose a hope within far range. Which is all of you except for Dorian and Orym. And we gain a few. 49. Jeez Louise. Okay, 49. 49 points. Physical damage minus one. He's still withered. He's still. That's true. Yeah. So whatever damage you take, you reduce it by one severity. Oh, zero. Did I hit them all? Does that count as three successful attacks? That would. Yeah. Okay, you all lose three feet. Technically, it's still one attack against all of them. Okay. So, yeah, you're good. Okay, you all lose one hope. Do I lose hope if I didn't take any damage? Not that it matters, but because I have no hope. Oh, it's just when he does this full attack. Okay. It's not about damage. So you reduce that to nothing. I. Yeah. I didn't take it. I didn't take it. That's great. And we get a fear. Yes, I added that. And remember, if you mark an armor, you actually lose an extra one. Yep, I did. None of us have any armor left, so. Oh, except for Ash. Man, I can take a beating in this build. It's amazing. Is that what you like to do? Yeah. All right, great. Would you like to do anything? Let's see. Where do we have a line? You have a werewolf on your face. Oh, that's right. How did I miss this bundle of fur right in my face. Ooh. Bastard. Now you can fly. And try and line up another lash if you'd like to. Or whatever else on this page. You. No. We inspired by the beautiful pair on top of the tower. We are going to have a dance of our own in the air. As I. I Whip my lash of fire around you, wrapping it around both of us as I use my judgment lash. May I spend a fear, please? Yes, you may. Thank you, daddy. This is great for my self esteem. This is gonna inspire some weird dreams. All right. Your evasion is halved against this attack. Which is a 17. Yeah, that hits. All right, my friend, you are now going to take 27 magic damage. Not a problem. How you doing over there? I'm fine. And you are now vulnerable as the hellfire of my whip rages across you. And you are vulnerable until you clear a stress that sucks a little more. Would you like to move with your payload? Yes. This dance. We are going to pirouette in the sky over toward the tower. Because I see that our arbitrator is in dire peril. There we are. Yep. Perfect. That concludes our spotlight. We have one fear on deck. We've spent a lot of fear. It's back to you all. Can I get up? Oh, I will also. I will also note because you damaged Tevin, who is now the arbitrary arbitrator. It does tick up to a five. I'm just gonna spend the stress. I'm not gonna do anything. But I'm just gonna reset my habit. Okay. I'm gonna take a health potion. Go for it. So that clears all my hit points again. Nice. Okay, goodbye. Okay, I'm gonna. Do I have a line of sight on. On. On how? No. Mal. Or you? Mal Malfaso. Yeah, you do. He's quite large. Yes. Okay. I'm so mad. I'm going to unleash chaos as well. So let's go. Yeah. I'm just so mad. Lightning is flying everywhere. Okay. I'm. I've got all my stress still. So I get to roll with advantage. Right? Okay. And I get to add a six to this because of all the damn. Okay, okay, wait, wait. 14. 15. 16. Oh, wait. I still have the bardic inspiration. 16. That takes me to 24. 24. Oh my. Yes. Okay, great. Yes. I am going to also use all of my tokens to deal full damage on this. So that is 5d10 damage. Magic damage. All right, let's go. This is gonna hurt. Oh, I didn't even add my pre. Nevermind. 11. That's good. 7 is 18. Plus 7 is 25. And then one more. 25 plus 8. 33. Plus another 6. 6. No, 39. Is there anything else I can add? I think that's it. Oh. Oh. I didn't say it. Forget it. So. Yeah. 39. 39 points of magic damage. It's going to exceed my major threshold. That does exceed your major threshold. That's two hit points of Mafazu. Oh, I am still standing. A heavy strike of chaotic power from your mind as you feel the inside of your devilish brain wracked with psychic terror. Ah, my brain. My greatest asset. That was with hope or fear. Oh, that was with hope. Yeah, so take that hope. Spotlight is still on you all. Mind if I roll or someone else got something? So I give myself a little bit of a pep talk. Let's try something else. And I look at that flying fuck over there. Yeah. And I activate my space havoc. And I'm just gonna take a swing that somehow he's within far range, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna smack him around the back of his fucking head. You watch as Ashton takes a massive swing with a hammer. And the hammer vanishes into a portal For a split second a portal opens next to your head in the sky as the hammer swings from it and. Shit. That's, that's, that's not bad. This is 25. It's 25, 26, 27, 28, 29 with hope. You hit. Take that hope buddy. And now let's do some damage. That's my standard, which is 5D12. Enjoy. 1, 2, 3. That's not bad. It's 12, 13, 14. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. Haha. 19, 28, 38, 39, 40, 50, 55, 56, 57 points of damage. How do you want to do this? So since I'm going to double this, because I do. Since I kill him. I do get a teleport too. You do. So I'm going to make it a two parter that swing. Actually I'm going to myself teleport right behind you before I bring it down on your head in your ear. You're just gonna hear we were here first. Squatter's right, motherfucker. And knock your goddamn head off and teleport right to the top of that fucking tower. Far range actually. If it's still in. You can teleport to the edge of this. That'll do. So you now kind of this massive earth swollen ashen is now like King Konging up the side of this infernal tower as this devil plummets and crashes to the ground. Oh, sorry Chad. Sorry. What the. Chetney, write it to the ground. Ah, thank you very much. The prosecution rests. You may have a seat. Awesome. Nice, nice. I'm going to spend a fear to activate Tevin, who is going to tick this down to Three, as he reads from the scroll once more, we will bind her here eternally. She will be my right hand in the infernal war to recover our lord wherever he will be reborn. And he says that he looks 20 towards you and get vengeance on those that have crossed him. Objection. It's still your spotlight, Laudna. You haven't gone in a minute. Okay, Tevin, Tevin, but what you wanted to do, you had a thing. You got a thing. Go for it. Do you have. Do you have enough hope for tag teamy? I do. Should we tag teamie? Always. Okay. Now do know you know that he is resistant to physical damage? Yes. I. I feel like we should go after Tevin. I do too. Let's do that. All right, here's what I'm going to start with. I'm going to pull out pate. Yes. He's here. He's been here the whole time. He's just been asleep. I'm going to reach in my backpack. What's going on? I was taking it. Now shut up. And I'm going to take him and I'm going to kind of spin him around almost like he's like nunchucks. Like, like he's. I'm going to, like, wind him up and, like, I'm going to shot put, throw him towards Tevin. All right. And as I release him, I'm going to summon a horror. All right. What's the range on this? Far. Far. All right, Far ranges. This for you right now. So you'd have to try and you'd have to try and move. I will move and make an agility roll to make that distance to get him within range. You can do this. You can do this. Can I spend a whole hope and use my experience? Hear the call of the wild and you'll hear in the distance if you'd like to. Actually, this is a good point. Can I. How. Because we're tag teaming. Well, did you have enough hope to do that if you had four? Okay, great. Can I, like. So you can add a D, a D6 to this if you like. Okay, but I. But narratively, yeah, I wanted to basically, like, Hail Mary, pass pate to get it the rest of the way. I love it. I love it. See if this works just like. So go ahead and make that agility roll for me. Laudna. With a. With the D6. With the D6. Yeah. Oh, my God, I hate this so much. All right, all right, all right. Hang on, wait. That wasn't a real roll, was it? For. It's not great. 8. 11. No, 14. That's enough. It's just 14 with what Laudna? 14. Shut up. Shut up. He didn't have to say it out loud. With fear. Okay, it's still part of the same tag team, but it's still part of the same team, right? Indeed. Done. Oh, that's true. We're still going. So I'm. I. I pass him and then I want to summon. So as I like pass him if you want to. You want to catch Pate. And then as you catch him, my hellhound explodes from pate. So as as part of the scenario, the spotlight will come back to us after this. And I did gain a fear. But you are ending this movement. Already have to roll to cast your spell. I will catch Pate where I am, but I'm going to switch out my vault and I'm going to burn a stress to bring in rage up, which lets me double my damage. And I'm going to use my Crimson rite at level 8 to do 3D6 to any attacks. And I'm going to burn the last charge. Second to last charge on the staff of Dark Odyssey to blink within far range range to straight to Tevin. Amazing. And as I'm. As I'm holding Pate, turmoil comes down. I'm like, bitch, I was there first. So for the. Your. Your Crimson right is currently doing physical. It's gonna do. It's gonna do magical damage. Alrighty. So go ahead and roll yourself. Go ahead and both roll your attacks. Yes. All right. I would. I want to spend my last favor to add shadow to this. Let's do it. Yeah. All right. That's what it's for. That's what it's for. That's 28 to hit with hope. Nice. Right? So you both, as a part of the tag team, get to take 28 with Hope. Get his ass. Hang on. So you both take a Hope 28 with Hope. Okay. Wait, but I also rolled. I think his is better though. Oh, yeah. What did you roll? You look sad. Hang on. Don't distract me right now. 23 with fear. So let's take his. Yeah, good call. Both of you gain a hope that a success. Both you roll your damage and combine it. Okay, that's 5D10 for me. That's 67. 6, 7, 8. 68 points of damage. Because I. Because I. In my order of the lycan, I get to crank up the stress plus rage up plus crimson, right? Yeah, that's nasty. Six. That's. Hey, you've been subpoenaed 16. One more. It's not great. 16. Okay, that's going to be 20. And they have to mark 1D4 stress. Ooh. All right, so that's 20 with 68, you said that's 88 points of physical. Of magical damage. They also have to mark an additional stress. So two stress on a success. All right, that is. That is past the severe threshold. That. That's three hit points. He has to make a reaction roll. And if he fails the reaction roll, he has to mark a D4 stress from me. Okay, so mark those three hit points. Alfazo's looking rough now. Hang on. I want to do one more little thingy that I get to add on after a successful attack. This is. Yeah. Oh, this is Tevin. That's right. Okay. Sorry. It was the spiked pate football. My brain is going weird on that. There's a lot, a lot in there right now. Oh, that. Yeah. Oh. Oh. How do you want to do that? Yes. I'll say with turmoil. And as the scythe sinks down into the back of his neck, I'm like, I don't think you should fly. And I'll carve the wings off the back of Tevin and I'll turn him forward towards Laudna. Well, I tossed. I lost my monitor. I can't hear shit. I toss my pate to you. So as you carve down and you cut into his body, pate, basically, like a little weasel, goes in into my wolf. It bisects him the rest of the way. Tevin splits in half. The wings shattered. The upper torso goes flying down to the ground next to your feet, Fern. And you see as the body of Tevin begins to burn away into ash slain within his own realm. A true death for a devil. As his arms and tor burn away, he reaches towards you and goes. We could have been so beautiful. A. Oh, I kind of hate it. I love you. At the same time, he never stoo. Is the kiss gone from my hand? No, cuz your deal was with the Lord of Hell. Okay, I was just checking. Are we up near Fearne? No, Fearne's down there. You're up with Dorian. Got it. So wait, do you still. One more thing. Yes, I would like to burn the rest of my hope you still have fear. Is this still going? I mean, you guys still have the ability to go if you'd like. I just want to tag on. Because after a successful attack with dire strike, I can spin hope to leave power from the target. The GM must lose fear for each hit point dealt. Oh, that's right, Fear daddy. I'm gonna remember that. All right, who's up? I have this super fast thing. I will use Seedling spend distress to send a vine and pull the contract into my hand. Yes. All right. That's it. Shift contracts in your hand. That finishes your go. Who's up next? Still us. I'm gonna eat some varic leaves. All right. That gives me two extra hope. You get two extra hope on your go there, Fern. You got anything I can touch you, Chetney? Although you're very scary to me right now. But I'll still touch you with sparing touch. And you'll clean to stress so you're not vulnerable anymore. Got it. There you go. Excellent. Battle Al is still here. All right. But you're free and out. Who are you next to? Fern? You can tag team this. Okay, let's tag team it. But I don't have any hope. I have three hope. Okay, let's do it. Okay. Magic dance. I would. I would. I would like to turn into a dragon. What? Yeah, why not? I mean, we all want to do that, but. What? I'm gonna turn into a dragon. Do you do magic damage when you're a dragon? I do. No. Do you need me to do magic damage? Magic damage is what damages him. That's so cool though. I know. It is. Do what feels right. Yeah, it'll start hurting. Do it, do it, do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Okay. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. And to cloak. To fairy dragon. Yes, it is. It is. It is. Yes. It's a dragon. It's like. It's like a teal. Like you know, the same color hair as Fern with like a little peach bow. Beautiful. Beautiful. It's real cute. Does it have a marsupial pouch? Of course it does. And very, very like round around the tummy. All right. Little bit of a muffin tap. So you transform into this fiery Fae dragon with water mist swirling around you. What are you doing? Imin? I'm going to cast telekinesis and try to lift up Al and just softball him up in the air so Fern can chomp him in the air. Let's go. So go ahead and roll for telekinesis. You roll for your attack as a dragon, Fern. Okay. And I'm stressed, so I'm still at advantage. Let's go, let's go. Okay, okay, okay. 16. That's so bad. 21. Sorry. Image. That's okay. I'm 26 with Hope. That's. You both get to take 26 with Hope. Yes, we do. Mom, come on. You get your hope. We both get a hope. We both get a hope. We both get a hope. Oh, my gosh. I haven't had hope in so long. Relatable. Very relatable. Okay, so that is 4d10. But because I have the spark of Roshan up, I get an extra D10. Does that still count? Yeah. Great. So five D10. And I'm gonna chuck him up in the air so he falls back down and let's go. Spark of Raishan is magic, too, right? It's whatever damage you're dealing. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. That's right. New rules. 2d12 is all. But that's okay. Take it little, little, little. Okay, 14. And I'm going to add the one extra point for my ruidian damage right here. Okay, Sorry. The math is up there. Shut up. Okay, wait. That's 41 points of damage. All right. Plus 11. And I do 18 points of damage. You know, that's something. Listen, all right, Is yours physical as well? Fertile kinesis? It. It technically is. All right, so that's going to be 50. 59. 59. That's gonna be two hit points marked on Malfazu as you get lobbed into the air and then down into the fiery jaws. What is happening? Okay. Get shaken like a dog with a new toy. I was gonna do this, but I realized I didn't have any stress. That's good. It's still your spotlight. We should just call Nanori, right? We gotta get out of here. Oh, that's a good idea. Phone, phone. Make the call. Nana. Yes. Wait. Can we. What? Oh, no. That's how we got here. Never mind. Yeah. The staff is spent. Nana, Mari, we need you. Someone want to smack this idiot while we're here? Yeah. I'll run and leap off the tower. Flee, jump, spend distress. Come down from the heavens. I wish I had three. Hope you land down. There's enough of my stress, so I can't do any powerful spells. That's why it's pathetic. I just go. I give Imogen a little bit of a back rub. It's my back, but thank you. But it's another strategic approach to do it at advantage. A token. What are you trying here? I'm leaping off the tower. I spent distress to flea. Jump into the air and land on top of that. Which you did right here. Oh, that lands me there. Where would you want to land? Oh, I. I thought I was on the top of the tower, but I'm not. No, you're over here leaping that distance, far distance. And then I will use my movement to close the distance and attack on him. Yeah. Okay. Make an agility roll to make that distance. Yep. I do that at advantage as well. Yeah. Bray. Yeah. You were in melee. Are you sure you want to make an agility roll? 17 with fear. Okay. That does succeed though, and that gets you there. I still get a hope because I'm of my build. Indeed. I'm gonna attack. I'm gonna take that with advantage on my turn. Yep. Spotlight's on you, buddy. Thank you. You got a few figures around you. You got Laudna over there, you got Imogen back there. You got Brayus, and you got now a tiny little halfling orb. I'm in the jaws of this beautiful creature. I will not swing my blade. I will use hellfire. Let's go, Marcus. Stress. Thank you. Wait, I didn't hit with that attack. That was your agility roll to get up just to get to him. Understood. That's the. That's the challenge of going that extra mile of the fear roll. Okay. Everyone within close range has to make an agility reaction roll. That's all of you except for Chetney and Dorian and Ashton. Yeah. Still on that tower. Agility roll. Agility reaction roll. Okay, I can't. I lost my dice. Oh, wait, here it is. 11. How much damage is that? That's 28 magical damage. And you lose a hope. You lose a hope. Great. All right, Laudna. 17. 17's a success. So you take half that day damage, whatever half that is. 14. 14. All right, all right. I will throw 28. 14 magical damage. Imagin. I rolled in 11, so I also take 28 points. 28 points magic damage and you lose a hope. Yes. 21. You take 14 points of magic damage. Okay. All right. All right. That'll conclude your activation. When Malo deals damage to a PC, they must mark two armor slots instead of one. That's right. So anyone, to reduce that damage, you got to reduce two armor slots. Got it. The rush is here. As you're all starting to gather on that point, that's going to end our go. Spotlight's back to you. We got to hit this guy to death with magic. With. With magic. With magic. That would be preferable. My thing that is magic is yours. I have no spells left because I'm only stressed out. Liam, you're next to too right. No, but I. I can attack pretty heavily. Okay. You have your weapon still your standard. I still have three. Oh, my God. My bolt. You're. What was that? English? What did you just say? Oh, no. I definitely should have done that instead of telekinesis. That's all good. Yeah. That's how we learn. It's fine. Who's going? I'm just going to hit him. Yeah, let's go. Are you. Are you tag teaming or are you just. So I don't have any hope? There you go. Do you have enough for a tag team? I do. Yeah. Let's do it. This whole time, Seedling regenerates and I keep regenerating and my build. So like I'm just a hope machine. I'm so hopeful. You're such a hopeful guy. Yeah. I'll spend the 3 Hope tag team. Here we go. Let's do it. And I'll use my final strategic approach to add damage this time. Okay. I'm gonna use my third personal value. There is evil and good and no in between. And now I have chosen good and I will roll with a D20. Let's go. Okay, that's 25 to hit, 27 to hit. 27 to hit with fear. Oh, I'm swapping in tactician for one. Stress. I can roll with the D20 as my hope die. So I'm at 28 with hope. Let's go. Roll damage, motherfuckers. Take your hope. Let's add this up. Let's go. That's it. This is the thing. This is the one. Come on. Whoa. Holy shit. Wow. It's a 42 for me. So 42, right? Physical damage becomes 21 damage against you. Right, 21. And what are you doing? Magic damage. 38 magic damage. But I'm gonna use the other poison pen Acid splash to deal an additional 3D8. So that's another. So that's 45 magical damage. Yeah, 21 plus 45. That just crosses the severe threshold. How do you want to do this? Yeah, that's just right. That's just right. I spin around twice with my flail and I'll go high. You go low. Sure. Yes, Yes. I will knock the head off this guy sort of at the crown of his head, so his horns are what go flying. And Orym streaks in down low towards Breus Castle. And I grab it like a stripper pole. And I swing around and slash and slash and cut away the demon's tendon. The devil's tendon. And I will as. As I do this, I'll just say to him, there's a baby out there somewhere. That baby is next. That's right. I'm going to go kill baby. Devil Orym comes to a halt and says, wait. What? Yeah, I'm gonna kill a baby. Or at least find it. At least find it. Maybe I won't kill it. It's probably really cute. With the contract acquired and the two last major devils here keeping guard, there's a moment in time where a number of devils begin to crawl out of the nearby hills to give chase. You all gather together and shout out once more to Nanamori. There you watch. In the center of this, a single flickering fiery portal opens. And on the other side, you see a hand beckon. Come on, girl. Come on, quick. One by one, you all charge through. As it shuts behind you, and you find yourselves once more standing in the comfort of the Ligament Manor, tattered, burned, but alive. The Contract sits in your hands. What do you do with it? I'm gonna walk it up to the woman it belongs to and hand it up to Fern. I'm gonna eat like a goat on the farm. Fern devours the Contract. And as you do, the mark on your hand burns away. Never again. As it does, you feel a shift within. And Nanamori pulls into a pouch and goes, well, let's see. I'm curious myself. And she tosses that same silver triangle of dust around you. Your aura flares up. And that one mass section that was since bound to the Hells has since shifted to the dark green Fae color. Giving majority stake in your spirit to your Nana Mori. The delegate stands there. Well then, I'll return with unhappy news to seminar. I'm sure the Unseelie Court will be happy to hear that such an agent has been lost. This won't be the last time you hear from us. And they turn and leave with their armed cadre. As soon as Ligament Manor is left open, Mori turns. My sweet girl. Oh, Nana. Thank you all so much for keeping my sweet granddaughter safe. You get to stay, I understand, but I'll have more tasks for you. But for now, let's throw a party. As all of the various strange critters begin to pull out from the shadows, all the wonderful, beloved, terrifying creatures that you call friends begin to put up streamers and music begins to play. And here, for a moment of respite bells, Hells, you throw a party in freeing your friends, Fern Calloway, from terrifying oaths and the promise of eternal ash. And with that, we conclude our story for the night. Thank you so much for joining us. A big round of applause for our guest, Monster GMs Jeremy Crawford and Chris Perkins. We love you very much and is it Thursday yet? Good night. 10 Sam thank you all so much. Oh my God. Never sleep? Nah, I'm good for another 10. 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