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Taliesin Jaffe
I think they're doing it to make us afraid.
Marisha Ray
Well, then it worked.
Matthew Mercer
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Matthew Mercer
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Marisha Ray
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Matthew Mercer
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Matthew Mercer
Hello again, it's Brennan Lee Mulligan and you're listening to part two of this episode of Critical Role. If you haven't checked out, pause this now and head over there first. What are you doing? Otherwise, let's jump right back into this adventure and the world of Ahriman. We return to Dolmakia as the Inspector Grotto collapses in your arms Azune and is screaming, bleeding from the nose. I suss. I sus. There was a young man. There was a young man who. There was a recording in the floor somewhere. I. Slow down, Grabba. Slow down. Slow down.
Sam Riegel
I'm gonna bring him towards where there's gonna be other witnesses to what he says.
Matthew Mercer
You bring him out. You bring him out to where there are some Einfassen security who begin to question him out in the courtyard for Murray and Belair. What are you two doing?
Sam Riegel
I'm going to.
Marisha Ray
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Liam O'Brien
Hey, I don't need to make this better.
Matthew Mercer
Where do we get the fuck out? Clearly you're sending us somewhere.
Liam O'Brien
I'll talk to you later, sir. And then I'm going to make my way.
Matthew Mercer
You guys take off. Make my way. You guys take off and get to where you need to Go as fast as possible. Grotto is so addled that he doesn't think about another. He just sees some Revolutionary Guard armor but is not in like a. Who's this guy? He just had the most horrifying thing. That's what happened to. What happened to him? Osny, you lead him.
Marisha Ray
That was so cool. I feel a little guilty.
Liam O'Brien
Let's get to how guilt's the best part.
Matthew Mercer
And you wander. Murray having seen that little blue candlelight flicker away and a little trail of smoke go up around it. You azunate head down to the garden where Grotto sits down. There's a medic that begins to administer to him, helping heal some of his injuries. He just goes I in the room there was a young man, he called himself Octus Taconus and said that he and was being murdered. He was being murdered. There was a recording left in the floor underneath. I don't know if he somehow hid it before they scrubbed it, but there's been. He looks around knowing how dangerous what he's saying is. But he looks up at you and says, lieutenant, there's been a cover up here. They tried to kill. They tried to scrub that recording. I don't think. I don't know what happened here. I don't know why a Taconis was murdered by his own family in the middle of the Divinos estate. I don't know what happened to the Divinos family. But I'll tell you one thing. I don't think anyone went to fucking Ferry.
Sam Riegel
Take a breath. We're going to need you to repeat everything that you said so it's on record. And I'll call the rest of my detail, Dalla and Horace. I'll gather them, make sure that he's well taken care of. I heard a couple things in there. And Grado, you were repeating over and over again that there was screams, screams, screams.
Matthew Mercer
The priestly houses. Something about the priestly houses. I don't know what the fuck that means.
Sam Riegel
Somebody get this man some water.
Matthew Mercer
You see, someone runs off to go get him some water. Medic is there. One of the einfasen begins to just take all of this down, saying we can record the notes here as well. You see that? Dala looks at you and says. Do you want me to take it down as well?
Sam Riegel
Yes, take down the notes, keep them. And can you handle this?
Matthew Mercer
I got it, Lieutenant, Yes.
Sam Riegel
Okay. You're safe now, Grotto. Okay.
Matthew Mercer
That's never happened before. I've never felt the magic like that where it physically harmed me. Whatever they did to try to clean it up. I don't know why the recording would have harmed me. The person really wanted people to know that he was being killed. So whatever hurt me was some kind of curse. I don't know.
Sam Riegel
I think it's clear that there was a great violence that happened in that
Matthew Mercer
place and maybe there was a little
Sam Riegel
bit of that left over that found
Matthew Mercer
its way to you. God, I don't want to imagine what kind of necromancy would do that kind of damage as a byproduct.
Sam Riegel
And I'm going to pull out two things that I found in my investigation. The half of that glyph that snapped. And I will say to Dalla, take note of this. I found this. I'm going to look into this further and I'm going to pull out the handwritten, the hand drawn Stone of Night Song that Thimble gave me a long ass time ago.
Matthew Mercer
Ooh, Hell yeah.
Sam Riegel
These are some things that I discovered in the moment that grados seemed to have become overtaken.
Matthew Mercer
In the chamber.
Sam Riegel
In the chamber.
Matthew Mercer
She nods. All right, I'll mark it down, Lieutenant,
Sam Riegel
and I'm going to put it away on my person and I'm gonna leave.
Matthew Mercer
Hell yeah.
Sam Riegel
To meet the others as planned.
Marisha Ray
As Belair and I are walking, I'm kind of replaying everything that just happened in my head. Was there anything strange about the candle going out? Or is it just going out because it's done over time? Did it feel like it was being overtaken? Is there anything strange about it? The candelabra.
Matthew Mercer
Tell me how you describe it to Balare.
Marisha Ray
I don't know if it was magic coming to an end or if. Whatever magic that they're doing to try and counteract and erase the magic that was there is slightly slowly spreading. It was almost like a fumigation, like they're trying to slowly erase everything. Maybe it happens in time. I don't know.
Matthew Mercer
Curious. Do you tell Balare what you saw? Physically describe what you saw?
Marisha Ray
Yeah. The candle being snuffed out is kind of what you saw.
Matthew Mercer
It was like the candle was dying down. And it was a blue flame.
Marisha Ray
It was a blue flame, right. I hope we weren't being watched. That would suck. Like you think someone was scrying and tapping into that?
Liam O'Brien
I don't know. Even if they were scrying, they wouldn't necessarily have seen much.
Marisha Ray
But Izune was trying to say, from what I heard, sounded like some sort of whatever magical remnants was there had been scrubbed. What have shown up? I mean, all these Houses. All these sundered houses are going to be riddled with magic just from an aesthetic purpose.
Liam O'Brien
So is there. A, is the blue flame hitting anything in my head? And B, I know that I had that spider sense about the shadow shadows very, very early on about the dark, creeping energy. Is this rattling anything as you are walking?
Matthew Mercer
I think you guys are joined by Azune on your way to the hallowed realms. As Azune joins you. Give me a history check.
Liam O'Brien
History check.
Matthew Mercer
We'll call it a DC10.
Marisha Ray
Can I help him?
Matthew Mercer
Yeah, give him.
Marisha Ray
And this as we're talking it out. I'll help you.
Liam O'Brien
Love a little advantage.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
25. 25.
Matthew Mercer
As you're describing it, it was a pretty beautiful shade of blue, and it was actually somewhat whimsical, the color of the blue flame. And, you know, house Royce house colors are green and gold. So having blue flame is sort of an interesting choice for the candles. Balare. I've mentioned blue candles earlier in this very episode.
Sam Riegel
Oh, my goodness.
Marisha Ray
Yes.
Matthew Mercer
I mentioned it as the trick that Demidus pulled off in his. He was gonna change a yellow candle flame to blue. He's. Holy shit.
Sam Riegel
I don't know this. Yeah.
Liam O'Brien
I suppose I have been thinking about him a bit.
Marisha Ray
You think?
Liam O'Brien
I think it was a message.
Marisha Ray
You think he was nearby? Where is Demetus? It was just a singular candle, but
Matthew Mercer
all the others had burned down. They'd been burning since the golo.
Liam O'Brien
Interesting.
Marisha Ray
Oh, boy.
Matthew Mercer
You guys arrive at the hallowed round. Hal, no sign of Misha having shown up here. As you're waiting for your friends, is there anything you do at that point?
Liam O'Brien
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
So everyone has left, and I was not initially too worried, but the more time I've had to stew here, the more it begins to bother me that he is MIA I have taken my jacket off and thrown it over a large knot in the side of the central tree at the rear of the performing area in the round. So jack it off. And I have slowly been carrying the pots of paint. I'm waiting for my conspirators, but I've been moving. My daughter has carried them to different places along the two wooden structures that she's painted the murals along. So they're all scattered about. And as they're arriving, I don't even register that they come. I don't think. And I'm getting the last two or three over to this spot.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
And just been getting more tense and more worried.
Matthew Mercer
You guys arrived to find Hal moving this paint onto the stage.
Liam O'Brien
I would have taken a second once we got Close enough to dive into an alley and drop my illusion.
Matthew Mercer
Cool. Yeah.
Marisha Ray
Now I've dropped invisibility, of course, at this point as well.
Sam Riegel
Hey.
Marisha Ray
Hello.
Liam O'Brien
It's been a day.
Taliesin Jaffe
It's been a day. Hold on. I just have one or two more of these. I continue toodling around. Somebody go first. Anything new?
Liam O'Brien
Oh, my.
Sam Riegel
Who wants to start?
Marisha Ray
I don't know, man.
Sam Riegel
Well, we just came back from the Plaza Divinos because Einfassen had me investigate what happened there, and we managed to find. I don't even know how to explain what the two of you did, but we at least acquired some more evidence that can implicate Taconis.
Taliesin Jaffe
Okay,
Marisha Ray
how did it work after we left?
Sam Riegel
It worked.
Marisha Ray
Did our narrative seem to hold?
Sam Riegel
Yes. He was screaming about what happened to Octys. He saw it and he didn't mean to hurt him.
Marisha Ray
I feel bad about that.
Sam Riegel
It's okay. He'll be fine.
Marisha Ray
I've sort of just a symptom of the spell.
Sam Riegel
It's better that it hurt a little so that it's taken seriously.
Marisha Ray
Basically was able to really implant the narrative in his head about a massacre happening at House Divinos.
Taliesin Jaffe
How'd that work?
Liam O'Brien
Well, someone's being loud. The two of us working together did quite the job.
Taliesin Jaffe
Okay.
Liam O'Brien
The museum is little bit of illusion
Marisha Ray
locked down, a little bit of divination.
Liam O'Brien
People are missing.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah, yeah, people are missing.
Marisha Ray
Wait, who's missing for you?
Taliesin Jaffe
My master of magic, one of my teachers, old Misha Undragor, who has taught this troupe for decades, whose family goes back to the before times.
Marisha Ray
One of the Pentebril Star students is also missing.
Liam O'Brien
No Dimitus what's worse, there are signs that he was at the massacre and witnessed it. Somehow there was a clue left
Marisha Ray
that
Liam O'Brien
he might have been there.
Taliesin Jaffe
There's also a king in town. And I. What, peel my sleeve all the way up to the shoulder and I just dunk my hand into one of the pots of green paint and feel around inside. Is there anything in there?
Matthew Mercer
Give me an investigation check.
Taliesin Jaffe
Okay, we'll go with that one. That is not great. That is a 14.
Matthew Mercer
You reach around on a 14 investigation. Goopy goopy paint. You look at Shadia's mural work, by the way, is beautiful, right? Sort of front and center in one of the murals. You see, she has one of the murals done up with Vulkjan Murzot, with the historical figure that the play is based on. Who you can see looks sort of cutting. A heroic, tragic figure gazing up at the stage at the head of A doomed revolution. The shade of green matches to the green of his skin as he strides at the head of this phalanx of orcish rebels. And you scoop around in the green and it feel goopy, goopy green paint. Nothing in there. All right.
Taliesin Jaffe
I drag my arm out, which is dripping green. It's not too different than my own. And I just whack my arm out to the side and it spatters the grass on the ground. Well, shit.
Liam O'Brien
Well, I wouldn't have thought to do that at the very least.
Taliesin Jaffe
What is it, the Aussie?
Marisha Ray
Well, wait a second. Can I take my mage hand and lift the. What's it called? The bucket? The picket? The.
Matthew Mercer
The amphora.
Marisha Ray
The amphora. Thank you. This is what I was looking for. Can I lift the amphora so that we can peer underneath of it at
Matthew Mercer
the bottom of it? Yes, you can. Well, actually, mage hand is not strong enough to lift it, but you can physically lift them. Obviously, getting down and looking underneath, you do see that they are pressed with the symbol of hand and wheel. So this is Oras Blade's company that at least made the ceramics.
Marisha Ray
Detect magic. I got you this time. Yeah,
Matthew Mercer
paint's magic.
Liam O'Brien
I'm also taking. I'm taking this moment to do that once.
Marisha Ray
I feel like we did get a
Matthew Mercer
little bit of my pack magic back.
Marisha Ray
Well, because we thought maybe the paints were like. The paints had some sort of illusory.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah.
Matthew Mercer
Give me. If you'd like, give me an arcana check. Give me a little arcana or an investigation.
Marisha Ray
I'll help. All right.
Sam Riegel
Magical components of spells usually ping as magic. When you do detect magic.
Matthew Mercer
Magical components of spells do not ping as magic.
Sam Riegel
I think this is a component. And I pull out the half of the thing, the glyph. I think these paints are meant to be drawn on these.
Matthew Mercer
Please.
Marisha Ray
23 is you, right?
Matthew Mercer
23 arcana is very high.
Marisha Ray
I roll a 15 plus 8.
Matthew Mercer
You get the same thing that pinged before. You know, like a little slight. It's like, oh, there's something. Maybe this is maybe, you know, could be zhuzhed up with a cantrip. Make this colors a little brighter. Pop more. More under lighting.
Liam O'Brien
And it's the paint, not the pot.
Matthew Mercer
It's the paint, not the pot.
Liam O'Brien
Oh, right.
Marisha Ray
Cause I get that from the paint that he just smattered on the grass. Like that is coming up.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. I think as you look at that on a 23 arcana, looking at the paint on the grass. Let me ask. And you have detect magic cast right now, right? Yeah. You're looking at it, there's like a faint little bit of illusion. Like something like a cantrip. Maybe. But again, it's hard to say. Lesser than a minor image, almost just like, oh, maybe this will be a little brighter. On 23 arcana, you're looking at the paint on the grass. Ajune is statement. Components don't register as magical. There's like. There's something about the cantrip that's like. I think. I think you're looking at the. The faint residue of magic on. On here. That feels so underwhelming for a thing that was in Thiazzi. Fang's dying thoughts to his brother where he said. Where the three things he said were. What was like, belair has paint for you. Help Murray tell Thimble. And then he died. Right. So this paint was a third of his dying whatever. And you're looking at something less than a minor illusion cantrip. But this minor illusion cantrip was interesting. On 23 arcana, I sadly can't give you what you're looking for, but I can tell you this. You know, if you saw a piece of toast that was perfectly buttered, would that strike you as odd if the butter were completely even and to the edges? Exactly. And no more.
Sam Riegel
That's how I butter my toes.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, maybe it's unusual, then. I'm just kidding. No, yeah. That's just something I think you're noticing with this little minor illusory residue. It's just like. This is a very faint, weak piece of magic. It's really uniform. The paint is. It's not like it's radiating from the center or like, oh, this glob has extra. And it gets weaker as it goes out to these little specks. Sort of pretty uniform. It's actually kind of some prodigious spell casting to get a cantrip that's like this vacuum sealed, kind of glued to the outside of this thing.
Marisha Ray
And while I have detect magic up, I'm going to focus it and look at the backdrops that Shadia has painted with this magic. Same vibe.
Matthew Mercer
You look to the backdrop. Give me another arcana.
Liam O'Brien
Are you talking to me about this as we go?
Marisha Ray
Sure.
Liam O'Brien
Talking about it.
Taliesin Jaffe
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you have this advantage?
Liam O'Brien
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
I go because you're helping. Okay. All right, never mind.
Sam Riegel
Never mind.
Marisha Ray
Why? What were we gonna do? You're advantage a little inspiration.
Taliesin Jaffe
I.
Matthew Mercer
Okay.
Sam Riegel
I want to contribute as well as we're sort of putting our heads together and you're looking at the Painting. I. If I can see this coming.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
I'd like to cast. Guidance.
Matthew Mercer
Perfect.
Sam Riegel
My first time casting guidance on another person. I put my hand. As I see you focusing, I put my hand on your shoulder, and you feel almost like a Rolodex of memories moving through your mind.
Marisha Ray
So I have advantage and guidance and
Taliesin Jaffe
another hand on your other shoulder. And you just hear a low, a reverberating. Please. Bardock inspiration.
Marisha Ray
Okay.
Matthew Mercer
Advantage from Polair. Guidance from azune. Inspiration from Hel.
Marisha Ray
What's your inspiration? D6 right now? Yeah. Do I have to use it on this one or can I just bardic6? I can use it afterwards. Right. If I choose.
Taliesin Jaffe
When you fail, the creature can roll the bardic inspiration. Die. So start. Start with the bardic inspiration.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. The DC here is 25. Okay.
Marisha Ray
I have a plus 8 to my
Sam Riegel
Arcana, plus a D4 to your Arcana.
Marisha Ray
It's a D4. Let's do like what you did earlier. Let's start with a D4.
Sam Riegel
Yes.
Marisha Ray
Hang on. Here's the other thing. Hang on, wait. Thirteen plus eight is gonna be 20.
Taliesin Jaffe
The Bardic is for failed rolls. So start with the bardic. If you fail to get it above a fail, roll and then build.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. Or yeah, you'll roll with advantage. The guidance is for free. Yes, guidance is free. And then. Yeah. Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
You might not need the bardic at all.
Marisha Ray
Yeah, I might. I also have my portent, but then I would have to. There's still a chance I would biff it on my portent. So I'm gonna roll.
Matthew Mercer
Got it?
Sam Riegel
You got it.
Marisha Ray
Okay, so that's gonna be a 12 +8.
Sam Riegel
20 a D4.
Marisha Ray
a D4.
Taliesin Jaffe
So I'm gonna fail, though. If it misses 25.
Matthew Mercer
It misses 25. It's a fail.
Marisha Ray
It'll miss 25 anyway. Regardless.
Taliesin Jaffe
For guidance, do Bardication 4.
Marisha Ray
So there's no way. There's no way I could fail. 26.
Matthew Mercer
26. Unbelievable.
Marisha Ray
4 2 of my Barbicans were on my guidance.
Liam O'Brien
There's like 4 of us at a gallery going, really?
Matthew Mercer
The color captures it.
Marisha Ray
Yeah, it's got an iridescent shit.
Andy Richter
I like it.
Taliesin Jaffe
I don't know what it means.
Matthew Mercer
A penteveral trained wizard, a master of antiquities, an arcane marshal, and the proprietor of this place of magical art.
Marisha Ray
How many mages does it take?
Matthew Mercer
How many majors does it take? How many humanities mages does it take?
Marisha Ray
Oh, no.
Matthew Mercer
And a cantrip. You gaze at the mural. This little illusion.
Marisha Ray
Is there going to be some sort of secret message in this shit. Keep going, Keep going. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Matthew Mercer
Gazing past. There is the mural before you finished with the paint. It's stunning. There's a couple murals throughout that Shadia's finished in this time is which with her team. The minor illusion you're getting on the paint is a foil wrapping. It is weak magic foil wrapped over something. Okay.
Marisha Ray
It's concealing the goods.
Matthew Mercer
Concealing the goods. And as you look at the mural, it's like if you're listening to some twinkly ethereal something like a thumb piano or an ocarina, some little small kind of thing. And then you realized you're standing on a 2 mile tall subwoofer that is playing a bass note so deep and so low that you couldn't hear it over for the twinkly little ocarina music. And as all of you tap into that bass note, the school that you register incredibly potently is actually. I think. I think it's two schools first and foremost. And it's actually at the edge point of where the schools meet. You know, like the schools of wizardry are. Yeah. The schools of them are adjacent, and there's places where they blur and blend. And a lot of times it's wizards, basically, like, the categories are, like, wizard created, more or less meaning. Like, the wizards find it useful to categorize them this way. But magic might know no bounds of its own kind of situation.
Marisha Ray
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
Of course.
Matthew Mercer
Potent at first, the noise is like this feeling is so potent that it's hard to even pinpoint. And you realize that you are feeling a hum of the exact center point between the schools of conjuration and necromancy.
Marisha Ray
Well, I hate that.
Sam Riegel
Yeah.
Marisha Ray
Okay.
Sam Riegel
Huh.
Matthew Mercer
That's terrifying.
Marisha Ray
And then minor illusion was the. Was the mask.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah. With this sort of illusory overlay on top of that.
Taliesin Jaffe
So someone who is familiar with the arcane. There is an outer layer of obfuscation on this to mask something stronger so that its initial read is weak sauce.
Matthew Mercer
When really underneath is a very faint, not even an active spell, a faint residue of illusory. In the same way that almost like an instantaneous spell leaves a minor residue. There's a little bit of illusion magic on this, but that's a very carefully laid obfuscation. As you said, it's a mask around this deeper, potent magical energy. That magical energy on what you got at 26 is your detect. Magic is bringing back the school of conjuration. And I think on conjuration, you specifically don't. Yeah, it's. It is There. There is a. There is a. A powerful school of conjuration, and then there's necromancy. They're both very powerful. But if you had to say which was slightly more powerful, I think you'd actually say conjuration is the. Is the deeper, more profound note.
Marisha Ray
All right, so saying all this out loud, going off of kind of what you were. I think you were on the right track, Azune. Mm.
Sam Riegel
What does that mean? Conjuration and necromancy as a component.
Marisha Ray
Feels like you would summon something real nasty.
Sam Riegel
Yep.
Marisha Ray
A lot of times you need some sort of paint. Chalk, tauc powder, some sort of something to paint runic circles, to summon something. Maybe that's what this was originally meant for.
Liam O'Brien
Well, there's a lot of options. This could be.
Marisha Ray
Am I off base with that? Am I on base with that?
Taliesin Jaffe
You would know better than me.
Liam O'Brien
This could be something to speak to someone who's passed. Well, this could be to speak with someone who's dead. This could be to bring someone back. This could be part of what happened to Octis for all wings.
Taliesin Jaffe
Those all seem really likely. I've read a tale or two. Isn't conjuration also about conjuring doorways?
Marisha Ray
Oh, fuck.
Matthew Mercer
Oh.
Marisha Ray
Oh, fuck. Well, we already know there's been some shit going on with the Taconuses being really fixated on the idea of there's been all these demons and whatnot coming from other planes. You think this is to actually paint a doorway?
Taliesin Jaffe
Maria? I don't know. This is over my head. I run a dog and pony show here. I don't know, but I've read. I've read a lot. People used to be able to jump halfway around the world.
Liam O'Brien
This was given to you.
Marisha Ray
Where did you get these from, though? Bellair. Where'd you get these paints from?
Liam O'Brien
Thiazi. I was handed them, but they're.
Sam Riegel
I mean, I guess it's just the barrels themselves that are the hand and wheel. The paints. I don't know if they would know anything about the paints.
Liam O'Brien
They certainly had their fingers in quite a bit, haven't they?
Marisha Ray
Well, I mean, it's a hand and wheel, like you said. They make blank runic discs. Perhaps, you know, if they have a little bit of a slight in terms of a specialty in making ceramics that are designed to hold magic. Right. So it could be that these amphoras were designed for keeping highly magical substances.
Liam O'Brien
Your brother wanted three things. Wanted you to have the paint. He wanted you to talk to her, help her.
Marisha Ray
Help me with what?
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Matthew Mercer
Bro.
Marisha Ray
Hang on. The dungeon master was about to say something important. Now I want to know.
Matthew Mercer
Go ahead.
Sam Riegel
Go ahead.
Matthew Mercer
Actually, anyone who wants to give me an investigation check? Also right now, in this moment.
Sam Riegel
Investigation.
Marisha Ray
What an okay investigation. Anybody?
Taliesin Jaffe
I rolled balls.
Liam O'Brien
I've got a dot in that big seven here.
Taliesin Jaffe
Big seven.
Travis Willingham
Me too.
Matthew Mercer
Seven. Eleven.
Sam Riegel
I'm a terrible.
Marisha Ray
I rolled an 18.
Taliesin Jaffe
Let's go. Yay.
Marisha Ray
So we're talking 22.
Matthew Mercer
22. Yeah. I think looking at the amphora, you recognize the symbol of hand and wheel on it. Hands and wheel Ceramics. What's interesting is you have your beautifully appointed maximalist apartment. You have some stuff by hand and wheel. They're great. They do good work. You have some plates from them, a lovely home set. It's a matching set. They're beautiful. Their symbol is such that they have a little. They have a trademark. They have their press that they put into the things that they make. But you realize that the ones you have on your plates at home are not the ones you saw in the spellglift. The spellgliff one is the same symbol, but it has a small quill on it, which you realize is actually part of the safety considerations of the city when people are making magical stuff. These amphoras have the same imprint from the spell glyph part of the company, Meaning that even though they're not magical, these are made.
Marisha Ray
They've got the stamp of approval from
Matthew Mercer
them, special approval to be able to hold magical stuff or do magical stuff, which I think you would know off the top of your head, means that these are special, expensive, probably custom made.
Taliesin Jaffe
Probably.
Matthew Mercer
Probably made to order. Meaning that there is a potential. They're also quite large. Right. So I think that you would look at these. You feel this powerful magical energy coming from within the paint and specifically from within the murals. It almost feels like the stuff in the murals is a little bit more potent even than the stuff in the actual AM4, although it's present there as well. You. Yeah, but the. Similarly, you also. I think you feel on that investigation check that you're like, these amphora are special enough and expensive enough that a follow up could probably be brought with auras. You know what I mean? If you come in and be like, hey, you sold my friend's some forks. They'd be like, what? But if they're like, hey, my friend came in here and bought the trebuchet last week, they're not going to be like, which one? You know, it's like they're going to know. Right. I think that's the. That's the takeaway.
Marisha Ray
So potential follow up conversation with Oris is definitely on the table. I think it's also, I'm wondering, like, do you think that just the sheer act of Shadia painting with these paints kind of activated them a little bit?
Liam O'Brien
Absolutely.
Marisha Ray
Where's Shadia? Is she here?
Taliesin Jaffe
She. It cut out about an hour ago. I'm going to just rest my hand on what looks like a dryish portion of the mural. Does anything out of the ordinary happen when I touch the wall?
Marisha Ray
You beat me to it.
Matthew Mercer
What are you feeling as you touch it?
Taliesin Jaffe
What am I feeling?
Matthew Mercer
What are you feeling as you touch it?
Taliesin Jaffe
In the picture, you mean?
Matthew Mercer
No, no, I mean not what you're feeling with your. But with your heart. What is Hal feeling in the moment where he touches the painting?
Taliesin Jaffe
I think trepidation to at how far down the rabbit hole we've gone.
Matthew Mercer
You touch the painting and it, you know, smooth to the touch again, very well rendered. Beautiful.
Taliesin Jaffe
But I do not move my hand past Murzot in the picture.
Matthew Mercer
No, no.
Sam Riegel
I'd like to join. How? As you're studying the paint, and before you let your hand go, I kind of just touch your shoulder and I say, how's right? Here is I'm just going to tell you what I've learned from you. You're touching the act of creation, and your daughter is all over this mural. When you watch her create, what does that do? Because I think what makes this component come alive is the intention of the person that uses it for whatever that they're making as something that is left behind.
Liam O'Brien
And your brother would know exactly what
Matthew Mercer
you would do with it. Noise of footsteps approaching. Rushing to the top of the amphitheater, the top of the staircase. Drangor Tosh. Your dance master. They're in their early 40s. They are a wiry, muscular, ropey Orcish dance instructor. They have a shaved head. And they rush in. Trangar looks at you and goes, what is it? Misha's been arrested. No. I stopped by his flat, his apartment, and there were some people outside of the cafe. They were asking questions. There was a broken glass in the window of his home. They.
Taliesin Jaffe
Was he harmed?
Matthew Mercer
We don't know. I don't think so. He walked out under his own volition, but he was manacled.
Marisha Ray
Do you happen to know if he was at the gala the other night? At House Divinos?
Matthew Mercer
No, no. Misha at House Divinos? No.
Taliesin Jaffe
Under whose purview? Where were they taking him?
Matthew Mercer
Arcane Marshals.
Sam Riegel
Who was in charge of that?
Taliesin Jaffe
Did you?
Matthew Mercer
I wasn't there, but they said that a lieutenant of the Marshals came in.
Sam Riegel
Okay, well, there's only a few of us. I need to get there so I can get ahead of this. Maybe I can get some answers.
Marisha Ray
I bet that answers the question of what happened to Dimitus.
Sam Riegel
Yes,
Taliesin Jaffe
we know Nothing. We don't know. Under what pretense, nothing.
Matthew Mercer
Someone asked where he was being taken, and they were struck across the jaw with a gauntlet.
Marisha Ray
Arcane. Marshal's just gonna start arresting mages.
Sam Riegel
They should be. They shouldn't be.
Marisha Ray
Seems to be the case.
Sam Riegel
Well, unfortunately, if they're doing something that's against the protocol that's been set forth in the city, then we're meant to report it. I will find out. We're not all cut from the same cloth.
Marisha Ray
That's the problem, Zunai.
Sam Riegel
I know, I know.
Liam O'Brien
Well, this is something we can all take care of together at least.
Marisha Ray
Should we all go together?
Liam O'Brien
I think so. There would be no suspicion with the four of us having an opinion on this together.
Marisha Ray
I'm gonna turn and just look at the mural one more time. Is now a time for this? Okay, I want kind of like zone out on the mural. And this mural is representative of this era in the history of our.
Taliesin Jaffe
It's multiple generations of the people of Do Makyark from pre Loss of the gods up until today.
Marisha Ray
If you all can give me just a minute, gather your things, get ready to go. Just give me a second.
Liam O'Brien
Okay.
Marisha Ray
Is now the time? Can I do a little augury situation?
Matthew Mercer
Sure.
Taliesin Jaffe
We defy augury.
Marisha Ray
Murray is going to walk center stage. No, she's going to walk out into the amphitheater. She's gonna walk into the center, and she's gonna sit in the front center row in the center seat, and she's just going to stare at the mural and she's gonna take in the whole
Liam O'Brien
set
Marisha Ray
and go almost into a meditative state. Her eyes fog over, and if anyone was looking closely enough, they might see what almost appears to be little glints, little shimmer, almost like the faintest of stars in a far distant galaxy. As she zones out and wants to meditate on everything that they had learned, but also everything that this mural represents and everything with the paints and just try and take in any glint of further information of what's happening.
Matthew Mercer
You reach out with your augury, there is so much information, the amount of vibrations that you feel, your different gem teeth all. Each one of them sort of humming at a different frequency. If you're looking for every signal at the same time, all you get is noise. And you can feel as you begin to. First of all, the murals painted on the outside of the boxes of these little sort of like viewing boxes where people sit, you realize that most of the murals actually face the stage. They're decorations. It's almost like the beautiful Statuary of cherubs looking down at an auditorium. Right. Like the art is almost collected to be in the same position as the audience. They are one. The figures of the murals are in and of the audience because the stage, of course, is rendered to hold the performance. It's almost like these murals are here to watch. You reach out with that information and realize that you're getting all information, which is the same as getting no information and need to focus and drill down. To get a good answer, you need a good question. What is the knowledge Murray is reaching out for in this moment?
Marisha Ray
What is the knowledge Murray is reaching
Matthew Mercer
out for at this moment?
Marisha Ray
New spell who this?
Matthew Mercer
New spell who this Technically, automatically you receive an omen about the results of a course of action that you plan to take. You propose what you are planning on doing, and it tells you whether this will be good or ill. I'm happy to stretch that a little bit if it makes sense for Murray to be able to do so.
Marisha Ray
I think. I think, like a lot of the question is going back to the three things that the Azzy said at the end, which is like paints Murray thimble and. Essentially wanting to figure out at least. At least if we are on the right track and we're not going off on a wild. We're not so incorrect that it's going to spiral us off onto the wrong path.
Matthew Mercer
Let me ask then, are you seeking to know? Because there are three different. You mentioned three things the Ozzy said, which is him helping you, him getting the paint from Blair and then. And the last things that he wanted to say to Thimble. Of those three, which of them does your mind go to as essentially asking, does this bode doom or does it bode well for the future, the paint yourself or Thimble?
Marisha Ray
Things have been moving so quickly over these past three days. Marie hasn't even fully begun to process her relationship with the Ozzy. And I don't think she's fully even accepted that he's actually gone for her. She knows if you play stupid games, you win stupid games, prizes. And the Azzi knew that as much as Murray does. And both of them are in the business of big risks and big rewards. The Azzi for Murray, in a way, as a dark, they were cohorts. And what happened to Thiazi can easily, easily happen to Murray. He knew that. I think she's trying to process in a way, like if she is, she can't be sad for Thiazi's death. She can be regretful. But at the end of the day. Thiazi knew exactly what the risks were and what he signed up for. As does Murray. And if she questions that, then that reflects on her and everything that they worked for over the years. Years. The best silver lining that I think she has almost been trying to convince herself of is that that adage and probably falsehood, that the Aussie died doing what he loved. But what the fuck was he doing? And what the fuck am I doing? Murray needs help. Help Murray. Outside of maybe her own mental faculties. And questioning those, what does Murray need help with? What the fuck does he want me to do in this post mortal era without the Aussie?
Matthew Mercer
Throughout all of the noise, all of the humming. Magic, conjuration, necromancy, the Taconis. What? Death and doorways. Oh, opening doors to death. Did Thiazi set you up for enacting an apocalyptic plan? Seeing conjuration and necromancy doesn't fill you with any great sense of bravery. And there's Thiazi, one of the most reckless men you ever knew. Who Hal saw ride in on a white horse. Who Balare personally had contempt for. Who, ah. Zune felt that he had been given a marching order. This mad Pied Piper figure, was he even a good man? He launched an arrow from a bow and then died before it hit its mark. The path you walk right now seems to seek to speed that arrow forward to the target that the Aziz selected for us.
Taliesin Jaffe
It.
Matthew Mercer
How much faith do you give to a man who wielded the liar's blade before his brother inherited it? How much doubt can you put in a man who never stopped believing that the world could be fairer? You reach past this with your arm. A piece of divination. Divination. School of magic. Seeking truth, knowledge. Azune said these things might be components of a larger spell. The humming of conjuration and necromancy is a component, but the spell has not been cast. It has, frankly. And the metaphor hits you thunderstruck. In the moment, staring out these schools, this paint, whatever Thiazi's plan was has merely set the stage. Something far greater will happen still. In this moment, you vibrate and hum with an understanding that you as a wizard, past your fury and your passion for justice, past your love for your home. You have spent so many days and hours fighting for a place dedicated to something that inspires this moment. You find that brief little candle in yourself, Past the warrior, past the berserker, past the person standing up for those around her. You find that little candle in the middle of your heart. That if things were kinder, would just love being a wizard. The world hums with potential divination. There are some schools of magic yet to make their will known in the stage that has been set here. Past that conjuration and necromancy, you feel perhaps an even greater wave or tempest of illusion. Divination, Transmutation. A background hum of all of Ahriman singing behind you. And in this moment, you feel a profound connection between all things. I think in this first augury you feel the glimmer also of an arcane thesis. This place before you is set to speak and be heard by many. There are forces moving on this world. People need to know they're not alone. You feel a hum and a vibration and an inkling of a wizard's knowledge that there might be a way to be heard by many. Great strife lies before you. You. But that strife is unavoidable. If you turn from this path, the strife will wait for you in the darkness. If you continue on this path, you will face that strife in the light, perhaps with many others by your side.
Liam O'Brien
Hell,
Marisha Ray
This is gonna be a damn good show.
Taliesin Jaffe
I still have to put it up during her. I want you to find the rest of the company to tell everyone that I am. That I'm handling it. All right? Tell everyone to go home. I don't want anyone else getting snatched up off the street tonight. We don't know what's going on. Find Shadia. Tell her to go to Elodie's. Tell her to wait with her mother and her sister. And I will find them as soon as I can. Can you do that for me?
Matthew Mercer
I can't. I'll do it right now.
Taliesin Jaffe
Hal.
Matthew Mercer
Are you going to be all right?
Taliesin Jaffe
Yes. It's going to be fine. We'll get it sorted.
Matthew Mercer
I'll go get it done. Drenger embraces you and then takes off to see it done as fast as possible. You know, Azane, that you do have the authority to. If this is true, that Misha has been taken by the arcane marshals, you can absolutely not only gain access to speak to Misha, but also bring those that would. If Misha has been arrested and it's a public thing, people that are going to advocate on Misha's behalf in a potential trial can be allowed to confer with the person who's being detained.
Taliesin Jaffe
Beautiful.
Sam Riegel
Then let's get going. Whenever you're ready. Are you okay?
Taliesin Jaffe
Great. We're all doing great.
Marisha Ray
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
Come here. Come closer to me. I sort of wander just to the edge of the realm at the bottom. Give me your hands. I take yours. And I take yours. And we close the loop. Misha Undergore. Above the table is the master Dramatis Arcana. For this theater, it's stagecraft. This theater is run on magic. We deal in illusion, sound, light, trickery, truth, lies. It's all harmless. It is all stagecraft, mostly. And I grip Baulaire's hand. And here, in this ancient place, steeped in history, I set aside stagecraft and speak old language. Rongjani. Words that pull at the strings of power. I pass the pulse and cast aid. And my heart passes through each of you three.
Matthew Mercer
And
Taliesin Jaffe
you feel yourself fortified. And all of you get five temporary hit points.
Sam Riegel
Actual hit points.
Taliesin Jaffe
And actual hit points. So you're five higher.
Sam Riegel
Five higher. Your max hit points increased by five.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yes. For eight hours. I don't know what's going to happen next. I don't know if we're doing a show. I don't know if we're going to see tomorrow. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Marisha Ray
Let's go. Get her up, boys.
Sam Riegel
Let's go.
Matthew Mercer
Hell, yes. You guys take off and I presume head altogether to the Brethren Hall.
Liam O'Brien
Yes.
Matthew Mercer
Arriving there, entering into this place, you walk in. It's a little bit of a ghost town, but you walk in, see some Einfausen standing around, and you walk with enough authority that. And also you guys have enough status as well, that you're not being questioned here. Like the Pentevral or the Arcanad. Coming to speak to the Arcane marshals is not untoward at all. No one would think to question this. This is not. And again, the fact that you've just been assigned to the hallowed round to. I have the paperwork to prove it. Yes, you actually, weirdly, as much as you have been sent to oversee them with extreme prejudice, it's now the reason Hal can be here. So you walk in and walk up and see some other Arcane marshals you see there is filling out some paperwork at his desk, looking extremely put upon because the record keeper has been let go. Is Lieutenant Shammad Il Kafsarah. Shamad is. This is.
Taliesin Jaffe
I don't know.
Matthew Mercer
I have to write this in Helvarian.
Sam Riegel
I approach. Lieutenant.
Matthew Mercer
Lieutenant, how's it going? How did it go with the. Hello. Hi, group.
Sam Riegel
Colleagues.
Matthew Mercer
Colleagues.
Sam Riegel
Got it.
Matthew Mercer
Plaza to be us. All right.
Sam Riegel
Well, you'll get the report. It's a bit of a mess.
Matthew Mercer
Gotcha.
Sam Riegel
But you were on an assignment as well. You apprehended somebody yeah.
Matthew Mercer
We just worked over at the rookery and apprehended someone suspected of arcane conspiracy. This was Misha Undragor.
Sam Riegel
Suspected of arcane conspiracy. Where did this come from?
Matthew Mercer
We had a report filed from a steward at Obermus Manor. The Taconis Manor. Ah.
Sam Riegel
Mm. Very interesting. What have you gathered? What does the suspect say for himself? Can I look at your report?
Matthew Mercer
Sure. That's probably better. And you see, he gestures like, let's not talk about it in front of the civilians, but, yeah. He hands the report to you. It's half completed. You can infer what directives he was given, because you see that Misha is being accused of arcane conspiracy for a theft of sorceress heirlooms from Obramis Manor. And he was being questioned about his accomplice, Demetus Blix.
Sam Riegel
There it is.
Taliesin Jaffe
Aha.
Sam Riegel
As I'm reading it, I will. As if I'm reading out loud in my mind. Actually, no, because you'll see me do this. I'll just take that in and I'll share that later. I'd like to. It appears that I'm on an investigation that might overlap with this. I would like to see. Speak to the suspect. Is he in a cell?
Matthew Mercer
He's in holding. Yeah, absolutely. Okay.
Sam Riegel
These are some people that are working with me. Colleagues from the Penteveral, from the Arcanon that are.
Matthew Mercer
He looks at you for a second and goes, are you. Sorry?
Taliesin Jaffe
Your prisoners under my employ. I'm going to assume this is some sort of a misunderstanding. Misha. Misha has worked with us for years. He deals in baubles, lights, magic tricks. I can't imagine he's done the things you are seeing of.
Matthew Mercer
You see, he looks and says, you're, of course, welcome with the lieutenant to speak to the suspect right now. Can I be forthcoming with you, Mr. Fang?
Taliesin Jaffe
You are, yes.
Matthew Mercer
You should convince your employee to talk with us. We're not looking for Mr. Undergor. Mr. Undergor is not the target of this investigation, to my knowledge. But Mr. Undergor is not producing the information that we need regarding the true target of the investigation. So I think if you can help us convince Mr. Undergor to be a little bit more forthcoming, that will be to his benefit most of all, and yours as well.
Taliesin Jaffe
And if he doesn't have the information you are hoping he has,
Matthew Mercer
I find it unlikely.
Marisha Ray
And the true target that you're going after is this Demetus.
Matthew Mercer
Demetus Blix, who we understand. Actually, Professor Magnassen is a student at your university.
Marisha Ray
Yes. You think he was the mastermind of this arcane espionage?
Matthew Mercer
He was spotted at Obermas Manor stealing from the Taconus.
Taliesin Jaffe
So
Sam Riegel
allow us to speak to him. Perhaps the suspect will be more forthcoming when he is met with a familiar face.
Matthew Mercer
I think that's probably a good idea for him to see a familiar face. He's a little rattled.
Liam O'Brien
Do we have any, do we have any leads on Mr. Blix?
Sam Riegel
Do we have any leads on Mr. Blix, aside from the suspect that you have in custody?
Matthew Mercer
We are really hoping that this is the lead on Demetus Blix.
Marisha Ray
So they do not have Demitus Blix is what he's alluding to.
Sam Riegel
That's what he seems like.
Matthew Mercer
Demetus Blix is that large.
Sam Riegel
Is that large?
Taliesin Jaffe
Yes.
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You look at Shammaad, tall human man. He's got a thick mustache, shaven head. He looks at you with a sort of condescending glare. Shammaad has made his way as an arcane marshal by cutting a really large corner, which is if you just assume everyone's guilty, you find the guilty ones most of the time. Or so he thinks. And all it costs is a little bit of discomfort and terror amongst the not guilty, which is, in his estimation, an increasingly small number of people. Wow.
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Well, let's get. Thank you for your assistance.
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Sam Riegel
Okay,
Matthew Mercer
great.
Sam Riegel
Is Dalla here?
Matthew Mercer
I believe that she's parked. Yeah, up in the offices.
Sam Riegel
Okay, I'm going to tackle one thing at a time. Give a him a nod, and I'm going to lead the group to the holding cell.
Matthew Mercer
You all walk into a holding cell where manacle to a large wooden chair bolted to the ground, a sort of fat upper lip with a small split in it. Is a sort of orc in his late 60s. He's alive normally. Lively, spindly old guy.
Taliesin Jaffe
This is like punching Joel Gray.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
Oh, boy.
Matthew Mercer
Who looks up and goes, hal, Hal.
Taliesin Jaffe
Hey, old friend.
Matthew Mercer
I Don't know what I did. They're asking for. God, I don't. Officer. Lieutenant.
Sam Riegel
I'm sorry for what happened to you. We're gonna see if we can help you.
Taliesin Jaffe
Tell us how it happened. Just to start.
Matthew Mercer
They're asking for. They're asking for this kid. I don't know if you would have known him. He's come by some of the shows. I used to get him the penny tickets to come by and say, see the shows back at the Lyceum or. Honestly, you know. But Demidus Blix. Young, sweet, gnomish kid, studying at the Pentaveral. Working and studying at the Pentaveral. I've worked with him a couple times in the past. He's a big fan of theater. And he. You know, he's not. He's not a bard. He's not a musician or an artist, but he's an illusionist. And. I don't know, he's knocked around a couple times. They want me to stay where he is. I don't know where he. I don't know where he is. They said that I helped him steal something from House Taconis. That's not. Doesn't sound like Demetus. This is a kid who kept. This is a kid that if you gave him a copper piece, he'd offer to buy you a drink and you'd say, don't buy me a drink with my copper piece I just gave you. That's for you to have.
Taliesin Jaffe
Doesn't sound like you either.
Sam Riegel
When was your last encounter with him?
Matthew Mercer
Yesterday morning. Yesterday morning? He showed up later in the morning. He came and spoke, but he came and spoke to me, and he asked me to go get drinks with him and talk to him real briefly. He. He's done a lot of consulting with me because he's a really talented kid. But the. You know, he. He works in a path of. Of trying to do these illusions that are not stagecraft, that are. That are. You know, he works on levels of lighting and texture and verisimilitude to truly make, you know, make a wall that runs. Really looks like a real wall, not something that. But he came to me yesterday because I've consulted with him a couple times on some of the finer points because he performed in the Ogremock marketplace. And I helped him out with some showmanship and ways to think about illusion to make them a little more. I don't know, put a little more pep in your step. Things like how to hit a joke with illusion, magic, things like that.
Marisha Ray
We All. Thank you for that.
Matthew Mercer
All right. I appreciate it. Well, he's a talented kid.
Marisha Ray
His sense of humor has always been a bit dry.
Liam O'Brien
I liked it.
Matthew Mercer
He came to me top of the day yesterday, panicked and thrilled. He. He. You know, he'd been in a hard way since they outlawed performance in the marketplace, and he said that a listing had come in through the. The university's job board, that he told me that one of the sundered houses had reached out to hire a job. Hire a big job. And he asked me if I knew anything about fairy music and if I knew anything about
Marisha Ray
shit.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, shit.
Marisha Ray
He got hired as, like, the cocktail performance at this party. Is that what we're hearing? Sorry, I'm jumping ahead. This is above table. This is above table. Sorry, I'm doing that thing that I do sometimes.
Taliesin Jaffe
We're all there.
Matthew Mercer
We're all there. He came. You know, this is. He's a really sharp kid. He just was saying, you know, he's like, he can make anything, but he can't make an illusion of a song that he doesn't know the chord progression to. He can't make the illusion of a piece of poetry unless he knows the style of poetry.
Taliesin Jaffe
Basic stagecraft.
Matthew Mercer
Basic stagecraft. He came and talked to me about sylvan, about telmoran stringed instruments. He came and talked to me about fountains and the kind of. If there were any signature. If there were any magical signatures associated with the House of Royce or associated with fairy craft and everything like that. And I said, well, it's been eight years since the doors to fairy closed, but there's, you know, I tried to steer him in the way. I said, do you want. I said, I can put you in touch with. I mean, if, you know, there's fairies that live here in Dolmaka. They. They stay hidden for the most part, and they're hard to find, but we could probably. And he said he didn't have any time. He said, I have to put it all together today.
Taliesin Jaffe
So he came to you so that you could help him bone up his act. They think that you two are involved in something far more nefarious, or at least him.
Matthew Mercer
Oh, they questioned him about stealing from the House of Jaconis. He said nothing of the kind to me. He was asking about Royce. He's coming to ask him about House Royce. He wanted to know how to write in their. How to write in their script. He wanted to know how to play their music. He wanted to know how to create the feeling of all that. That was what he was doing, but he said it needed to be. He said it had to be ready today. And it was a make or break. The amount of money he was going to get was going to be life changing. He had to get it right.
Marisha Ray
He's a lingering threat. He's a witness.
Liam O'Brien
He's alive.
Marisha Ray
He's alive. They want him dead. He knows. Sorry. Don't worry about it.
Sam Riegel
Yeah, this is. We're going to see what we can do to get you out of here. You clearly are not a suspect.
Matthew Mercer
You've done no wrong, I swear. I can show you the songbooks. I showed them. I just wrote down all those Telmoran folk songs, have the same three chords. It's not, you know, guess half of them.
Taliesin Jaffe
We're gonna get you out of here. This can't stick. This cannot stick.
Sam Riegel
No, no, no. Okay, let's step away. We're gonna see what we can do.
Marisha Ray
Yes. Give us a second, Misha.
Sam Riegel
I wanna take a close look at how busted up his face is. Yeah, he's got a fat lip.
Matthew Mercer
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
Well, how's the rest of his face looking?
Matthew Mercer
He's looking. It looks like as you look at the lip, he goes. They pulled me out of my flat pretty fast and I just hit my face on the side of the door. Lintel. They didn't.
Sam Riegel
They didn't actually put their hands on you?
Matthew Mercer
Well, they grabbed me, but. No. They didn't strike you. They struck someone out on the street.
Sam Riegel
Okay. Doesn't mean they won't later.
Marisha Ray
Why would they just randomly strike somebody out on the street with the hell.
Sam Riegel
Did somebody try to intervene?
Marisha Ray
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
Yeah, a Good Samaritan got in the way and that's what they were met with. Okay, Tamizune, let's step outside for a moment. Yes, I'll step away from him, but not quite back to where everybody else is.
Matthew Mercer
Hal, I'll see you. Right, of course you will. I'm happy to cooperate. I said everything I knew and they just seemed pissed as hell that I just.
Taliesin Jaffe
There's nothing here. Can you put on theater? You put on stories.
Sam Riegel
You teach.
Taliesin Jaffe
You're a teacher. We're gonna get you out of here. All right? That's what I'm working on today. We're gonna get you out of here as soon as possible.
Matthew Mercer
You guys exit from this room with
Sam Riegel
just the four of us. Hopefully you find privacy. Okay, so we all know exactly what's going on there, but. There's something really strange about that. At the Palazzo Divinos.
Marisha Ray
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
Did you share above table? Did you share the blue Flame.
Matthew Mercer
I shared it with Belair.
Marisha Ray
I definitely shared it with Belair. And I think you had caught up at that time. Okay, so, yeah, and I'll reiterate to how just now, I think this very clearly explains Dimnas Blue Flame at House Divinos. It was exactly. It was a sign. So he is a witness. They know that he's a lingering thread and they're gonna come after him. It's just where Timid is.
Liam O'Brien
We can just. We can put them in a circle
Marisha Ray
right now and I swear to God, this is why intelligence and wisdom are two separate stats. That kid is smart as fuck, but he is a little bit dim witted, naive when it comes to indubitably reading situations.
Liam O'Brien
Well, clearly we can add to the narrative in a reasonable way. He stole from Taconis. He was attempting to fence or had been hired by the devivos to purchase some options. I'm well aware, but let's just go with it. They were unavailable, clearly to buy the merchandise. And so he's on his way to the Royce to see if they will buy the missing artifact.
Matthew Mercer
You guys have been traveling across the city a couple times today. So it's getting into the late afternoon. As you guys are exiting this chamber with Misha. I'd like anyone who wants to give either a history or an arcana check in this moment, do history.
Marisha Ray
Okay, I'll do arcana and I'll join for history.
Matthew Mercer
History.
Marisha Ray
Arcana. To history.
Taliesin Jaffe
17 on history.
Matthew Mercer
17.
Marisha Ray
Icky. 12.
Sam Riegel
19 arcana.
Liam O'Brien
11 history.
Matthew Mercer
11 history. You got a 17 history. 19 arcana. On a 19 arcana in a 17 history. I think both of you guys would be aware, especially like Hal, actually going back as you feel that sword at your side, feeling the feeling of having served in the Falconer's Rebellion. That's the difference is that you both fought in the Falconer's Rebellion against Sundered Houses. One of the things you remember fighting, you didn't fight in the rebellion, but you fought in the war of Axe and Vinehow is that sorcerous Houses get their magic from a source. They get it from a connection to a potent magical font or a direct, divine, celestial, demonic, whatever ancestor, or something potent and powerful in the world that gives effortless magic, but it doesn't give versatility. The Draconis wield the magic of Death. The Royce wield the magic of Faerie. The Royce have always had very powerful illusion and enchantment spells. And I think you both remember on that 17 and 19 sorcerers do not choose actively their spells. They access Them, they increase their spellcasting potential. The tucannis, historically and in the terms of the arcane, have no access to the school of illusion.
Sam Riegel
So they needed someone that did. Okay. Oh, boy. There was no.
Taliesin Jaffe
Does that mean they roped him in?
Marisha Ray
I think they roped him in. I think that means that like they
Taliesin Jaffe
honey potted him in with a gig,
Sam Riegel
they needed him to create the foil that we saw wrapped around the paints.
Marisha Ray
But is this even about the paints or is this about the coverup?
Sam Riegel
It's about the COVID up.
Marisha Ray
They made him cover up the scene.
Matthew Mercer
Yes.
Sam Riegel
That's why there's the illusion of fairy magic. To cover up the necromancy.
Marisha Ray
And he somehow got away.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah. He must have a cover story for why they need him.
Sam Riegel
What is it?
Taliesin Jaffe
The sadist.
Matthew Mercer
Stolen.
Liam O'Brien
So let's lean into it. Do we want to get your friend out right now or is that too dangerous?
Taliesin Jaffe
I walk away from these three and I find Shamod. Yeah, hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Sam Riegel
Sorry.
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah. We've just spoken to him. I'm sure this can be worked out. I have known Misha Andregor since I was a boy. He's taught children, performers of all ages. He is an old man. And yes, he's met this kid. But we are talking about a coincidence. I know half the council. I know half the city. I have contracts in place for the theater. He is sanctioned to teach what he does to my troupe. Everything is. The T's are crossed, the I's are dotted. I'm sure we can work something out. I'm sure. I'm sure you and I can work something out. And my hand goes ching on a little sack of coin on my waist.
Matthew Mercer
Go ahead and give me a persuasion roll.
Taliesin Jaffe
I would like to offer to bring him to my home for a house arrest of sorts while you figure out what you. Persuasion.
Matthew Mercer
It's persuasion.
Sam Riegel
I also gave you a heroic inspiration at the beginning of the day.
Matthew Mercer
That's true.
Taliesin Jaffe
Which is a. How many?
Sam Riegel
A reroll.
Matthew Mercer
It's a reroll.
Sam Riegel
If you wanted to reroll. Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
That is. Let me just check my features as a bard for the College of eloquence. Yeah. That's a 23.
Matthew Mercer
Everybody here at the Brother in Hall appreciates what you're doing for the city. His eyes drag down your body to that purse at your side. But it's a complicated situation. And he eyes the purse once again.
Taliesin Jaffe
We all just want peace in this city.
Matthew Mercer
He doesn't even move to touch it once it lands on his death. He looks over at one of the inspectors and Says. We can remit Mr. Undragor to our friend's custody here. We'll find him at your home in the rookery.
Taliesin Jaffe
You can find us at the rookery staked on my name. You know me. This city knows me. I'm not going anywhere.
Matthew Mercer
I appreciate your forthrightness.
Taliesin Jaffe
I appreciate your understanding.
Matthew Mercer
He smiles and nods. And you see that one of the inspectors goes over and releases Misha and brings him out. He looks and says, is everything going to be all right?
Taliesin Jaffe
Yeah.
Sam Riegel
Yeah.
Taliesin Jaffe
She's going to come stay with me tonight.
Matthew Mercer
Okay. All right. Thank you. And if I hear anything from Demetus, I'll let you all know. And you see that Lt. Shamad looks over and just goes, thank you for all your help, Mr. Undragor. And please, if you do remember anything, let us know. And you see that Shamod smiles and lets you guys walk out of there as the goal just rests. How many gold pieces are in that bag?
Taliesin Jaffe
Let's say 50 gold are in that bag.
Matthew Mercer
Great. You leave 50 gold on the table, which is about a month's salary for that guy.
Taliesin Jaffe
He's got helped raise my kids. Yeah.
Matthew Mercer
He looks and says, well, congrats to him. And Congrats to you, Mr. Fang. I'm excited for opening night. And he smiles as you guys prepare to leave this place. Mm.
Sam Riegel
I'd like to get that report, please.
Matthew Mercer
He hands it over to you. Great.
Sam Riegel
Cool. I'll leave with it.
Matthew Mercer
You see, he looks up and says, the old guy's a dead end.
Sam Riegel
Looks to be. So we'll see.
Matthew Mercer
All right, we got other. We'll just keep digging. You guys exit that place. As you do, you walk out under the gray sky as the sun begins to get a little bit lower. You see that? Misha looks out and says,
Sam Riegel
I don't
Matthew Mercer
know how you do it, Hal. Let's see. You're a magician. I don't know how you do it.
Taliesin Jaffe
Learn it from you.
Matthew Mercer
Ah, give me a break. Oh, God, what a frightening day. Good grief. You think Demetus is gonna be all right? I don't know. I don't know.
Taliesin Jaffe
We're gonna try to. We're gonna try to find them ourselves and see. See what's what.
Marisha Ray
Yeah. The day's not over, Misha.
Taliesin Jaffe
Seems like a misunderstanding.
Marisha Ray
I'm gonna also rake my nail across my jimmed teeth and whisper to you with a message. Let's not forget the house. Daconis is watching. House. House.
Sam Riegel
Oh, no. I certain that he's being watched by other houses as well.
Marisha Ray
In fact, actually, with you saying that I'm gonna once again, I'm gonna take while we walk, I'm gonna take out my compact and just do a little powder under my eyes, these bags. And I'm gonna cast the invisibility and just see if anyone is watching us as we exit.
Matthew Mercer
No one is watching as you exit.
Marisha Ray
As I keep it up. I'm just gonna stay perceptive.
Matthew Mercer
You guys together staying perceptive. This night you are supposed to meet with Romina Rountree at the Seven Stars. There are a few hours before that has yet to occur somewhere. Olgood Akarat, your business partner has the body of Thiazi Fang. Much unfolds here in the city. But you know one thing. Demidus Blix knows something of what happened to the Palazo Divinos and he has not yet been found. That's all for this episode of Critical Role.
Marisha Ray
Oh, boy. What have you gotten yourself into, Dimitas?
Sam Riegel
We've gotta find that busker.
Marisha Ray
Did I do that
Matthew Mercer
killer work, gang? Holy smokes. Thank you so much, everyone watching at home. And as always, is it Thursday yet?
Marisha Ray
See you in the cool down.
Matthew Mercer
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Date: April 7, 2026
In this episode of Critical Role, the party investigates the recent massacre at House Divinos, striving to uncover who—or what—is responsible for the cover-up, and attempting to rescue friends wrongfully accused of arcane conspiracy. The group navigates magical mysteries involving potent paints, hidden necromancy, illusion magic used as a mask, and political maneuvering within Dolmakia's arcane authorities. Emotional weight hangs over the party as the players process the loss of Thiazi, grapple with internal guilt, and struggle to protect their allies while avoiding the tightening grip of the city’s marshals.
[01:22–05:48]
[06:46–10:19]
[10:56–13:34]
[14:51–29:14]
[36:15–38:47]
[41:31–54:07]
[80:53–83:12]
[83:34–87:36]
[43:05–56:45]
On uncovering a cover-up:
On magical concealment:
On Demetus and the true purpose of the illusion:
"So they needed someone that did [illusion]."
(82:40, Sam Riegel as Azune)
"That's why there's the illusion of fairy magic. To cover up the necromancy."
(83:12, Sam Riegel as Azune)
Powerful emotional resonance:
"Thiazi set you up for enacting an apocalyptic plan?...The path you walk right now seems to seek to speed that arrow forward to the target that the Aziz selected for us."
(51:30–52:35, Matthew Mercer, during Murray's augury)
"If you continue on this path, you will face that strife in the light, perhaps with many others by your side."
(56:34, Matthew Mercer)
On the power and risk of their choices:
Hal’s practical heroism:
The episode is marked by:
“What have you gotten yourself into, Demetus?” (90:38, Marisha Ray)
As the sun sets over Dolmakia, the party heads out—united, empowered, but knowing the real confrontation with darkness still lies ahead.