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Octus
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Vaelys
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Octus
I knew I could trust him to
Tysha
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Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
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Vaelys
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Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
hello again, it's Brennan Lee Mulligan and you're listening to part two of this episode of Critical Role. If you haven't checked out part one yet, pause this now and head over there first. What are you doing? Otherwise, let's jump right back into this adventure and the world of Ahriman. Hello and welcome to the sepulchral veil at the heart of Tanasan. It's fucked up out here, gang.
Octus
It's bad.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm going to need initiative from everybody.
Octus
Oh, I forgot.
Tysha
We all just screamed and didn't and
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
you guys did not take a rest.
Octus
Nope. Nope.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great.
Tysha
Brennan just no. I don't like the way he asks perfectly cromulent question.
Vaelys
Kay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, I really am going to once again give you guys the version of the speech that I gave at the soldiers table which is the world is set up to be the world and the world is set up to be the world. And this was. We really wanted to do a 100% completion run on the dungeon and we are about to goddamn do it. So we have to. We have to. Matt, what do we get?
Julian
18.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
18. Great. Tycha 17. 17. Bayless.
Vaelys
13.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
13. Octis. 2020.
Tysha
Wait, can Dr. Talter give that plus 5 to Vaylis?
Octus
I don't think it works on initiative.
Tysha
Shut up. You don't know.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We don't know.
Tysha
Maybe she just quiet screams and goes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Go faster. Must go faster.
Octus
Let's go faster.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And red. It must go faster. Must go faster.
Tysha
How did Dia do? Is she useful in a fight?
Octus
We're going down the stairs. Sorry. Continue.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, hold on one second.
Octus
I want to move past it.
Vaelys
Wait, I want to hear it again.
Julian
No,
Octus
this isn't like when we were all doing Jason Statham.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Jason Statham.
Octus
I keep bees. Don't come near me on my bees. Oh, my God.
Tysha
It sounds like you said I'm bees
Octus
don't come to me. I'm bees.
Julian
Jason Statham is made of bees.
Tysha
I would watch that.
Julian
I would actually watch that.
Tysha
I would watch that immediately.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I like Jason Statham.
Vaelys
Yeah, he's consistent.
Octus
Yeah, he does the same thing every time.
Vaelys
Yeah. You always know what you're gonna get.
Julian
Reliable.
Octus
Yeah, we love that in a man.
Tysha
Honestly. 2 reliability or just follow through, please.
Vaelys
Both are good.
Octus
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Tysha
This is a good time to remind you I have a tune to the Heartwood ring.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great.
Tysha
Cool.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Lovely.
Tysha
Yeah. Everyone check your shit that Brendan gave us so we would die.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Less. This massive cavern that appears more naturally formed. Right? This is almost like less masonry. More. This cavern was like, maybe why this site was selected. And then everything else was built out from here. From behind you, you hear? And a halter shut. I said my voice is up.
Tysha
Sounded like you.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Beautiful white wings on a skeletal, freakish monstrosity as a figure moves in from the dark, grabs Gaia's armor, lifts her off the ground, flies her through the air. She goes and puts its scorpion tail through her chest as blood gushes out of her mouth, taking her to this far ledge right here.
Vaelys
Welp.
Tysha
So maybe that's why you didn't quite when I was like, what'd she get? On initiative. Not higher than that.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That is the creature's turn. Octus. That is your turn.
Julian
Should I remove Gaia from the board?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You can put her prone in front of.
Tysha
Matt.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Inconsistent octis. First of all, how much dark vision do you have?
Octus
How much what?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
How much darkvision do you have? None. None. Great. So all you hear is massive wings, a screech, and a gurgling shriek from Gaia.
Octus
So it is fully dark in here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Fully dark. Other than the red glow that casts about 10ft of dim light. Every source of light.
Octus
Oh, golly Okay. I don't want that to be my second level spell slot. God damn. Don't want to cast darkvision on myself as my second level spell.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No, no, no, no, no.
Octus
Okay. Right. So I don't know what's happening. I cannot see the thing. I think what I'm going to do. How many. Ooh,
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
shit.
Octus
Okay, I'm going to move. I'm going to stay where I'll move over to this. Just putting my hand on the rock here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yep.
Octus
Because I know I felt something fly past us. Right. Like the wind went. Okay, something's in here. I understand that that's common knowledge. But I just.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No shit. Oh,
Octus
why is everyone so mean to me today?
Tysha
Tyson. Bitter tugs. Who's like I'm being nice. Thank you for saying it. Bayless.
Octus
And then I will. I'm going to dancing lights in a radius around us. That is so that all the 10 foot radius of the spell are touching each other. So it makes the biggest realm possible of light around us.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool. Copy that.
Octus
So that I myself and Julian can see.
Tysha
I immediately point in the direction. Just because you need a bearing for what happened and where.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Octus
And that's going to be my turn because that costs an action to do.
Tysha
Golly.
Octus
Dancing lights is not a bonus action.
Tysha
Bonus action. Murder.
Octus
I can Misty step.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Taisha. At the very edge of your darkvision, you see that scorpion tail? That skeletal scorpion tail whipping around octys. That is your turn.
Octus
It's going to be my turn, Julian.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
120ft. Sorry. Oh, you have 120ft. Yeah. You see everything? You see Scorpion, Everything. Yeah.
Octus
I will have pin because he does technically go. I will make him. He's going to come over here and just be on this side of the road.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gotcha. That is going to be Julian.
Julian
All right. Hearing the screech, the sound of someone being dragged off in pitch darkness.
Octus
Be like, this is why we prepared.
Julian
I'm going to use my bonus action to use the Harris charm to initiate the jump spell on myself for the next minute.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Julian
I'm just going to go ahead and not jump anywhere but move forward to about here and using my action, pull out one of the torches that I'd gotten before we entered the eternal night.
Octus
Perfect.
Julian
Light it and throw it.
Octus
Oh, good, good.
Julian
To the edge here to get some light on this side of the map.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yes. We'll go ahead and place a little torch beacon there. So that's 20ft of bright light. 20ft of dim light. Go ahead and just place this where you want to scatter it on the map just so we have a point of reference.
Julian
Right about there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool.
Octus
Maybe right about there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You could probably toss it on that rock because then it'll cast farther with a little bit of elevation.
Tysha
Oh, nice.
Julian
Would I have known the rock was there?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That's you. Yes. Because this has the crystal gleaming out. So there's some dim illumination on that bowl.
Octus
Those crystals being red, is that. Considering what happened earlier upstairs, Am I noticing that those are still active or inactive?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Because of that is the effect of you attacking the thing upstairs? Attacking that attacked the entire system?
Tysha
Yeah.
Julian
Okay, that'll be my turn.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah. Tycha, that's you.
Tysha
Great. Well, I was gonna do lay of the land things, but nah. When I went to point to let you know where that happened, I think we just chase it with Firebolt. And I'm gonna aim for the back of this thing's head.
Julian
Yeah. I think as the light kind of separates into space, kind of shove there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Here it chase.
Julian
Yep. You beat me.
Tysha
21.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
21. 21 is a hit.
Tysha
Sweet. For six points of fire damage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You see, you hit its wings in the fire damage. This thing does not seem immune or resistant to fire. Hits the wings and wheels back around. Any movement from you.
Tysha
Yeah, let's. I can get up. I always feel like I'm like. Don't touch the map.
Octus
Yeah. Darkvision.
Tysha
Yeah. Slide over here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What?
Octus
What?
Tysha
That's blood. Is that like. Oh, the blood pool's been there. Or is it like that's fresh blood from now?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Give me, give me. I want both a nature and a religion check.
Octus
I want both a nature and a nurture check.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Nature check.
Tysha
The nature check is a natural 20.
Octus
Hey.
Tysha
The nurture check. Say I have nurture. The nurdle check. The religious check is a four plus one.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
On a nature check, you look down. This thing is profane and sacred. On a NAT20. Nature check. This is filled with orcish blood. And what you see before you is. It is filled with orcish blood because this is a stolen holy thing of Oscra's. So in other words, this is. It's a confusing thing because it's not. You would have one distinct way to feel if they had profaned something of the old path here. This is something that was sacred to Osgra, which means it started bad for you. Know what I mean? Like it's a two bad flavors that taste bad together. Right?
Tysha
Pizza in the chili pot.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I hate it here. What you sense from this is this is an assumption of tanasar, right? That if he ever died, it would be at Oscar's hand.
Tysha
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh.
Octus
So they brought this here a long time ago.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Brought this here a long time ago. But what you can also see on a Nat 20 fucking. You gotta reward Nat 20s. You have to make Nat 20s count. You simply have to make them. And it's causing.
Tysha
You know, I roll a natural 20 once every three years. Help.
Octus
Responsibly.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Respons.
Tysha
No, don't listen to him. Don't. He's not. You're not the God of this world.
Vaelys
Shh.
Tysha
Listen to Osborne.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You gotta make it.
Octus
He doesn't get to be a God in this world too. All right?
Julian
Echo from another world.
Octus
Oh yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
A. There is a. There is a pass without trace spell that made its way through here a long time ago. Cast by a druid of the old path. Near the foot of this well, there is a falcon's feather. You clock on a Nat20 nature check right away. The falcon's feather is from a wild shaped druid. It is not a natural. It is a form assumed by a druid that left here that came here in stealth. And you also see scattered on the ground a smoky candied nut, the type of which was scattered lovingly all around Thiazi's body at his funeral. A dol makyar piece of street food made its way somehow in the months or years prior to this place. At some point in time, this holy thing would have been of no interest to the Taconis because their use for this was not to gain vengeance on Osra, which is the only this was here to basically be. This was a. A bloodhound's go gettem to an angel that was supposed to be born in this place. That is of no interest to the Taconis. And it is of no interest therefore. But this was of interest to somebody. And you think that somebody knew Thiazi Fang. So cool turn anything else from you?
Tysha
No, that's it.
Dr. Talter
Got it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That's a nat20 where you really needed it.
Julian
But did the natural 20 do damage?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Did it do any damage? No, it's Dame.
Tysha
I got a candy pecan.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It's Dame Gaia's turn.
Tysha
Oh, good
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
girl.
Tysha
She casts bleed.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She casts bleed. She's going to make her attacks with. Is she gonna. No, she's gotta try to attack.
Tysha
She could make up with advantage. Cause is close quarters cop hat.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She's not doing it by the nearby terrain. She's going to make an opposed athletics to get out of this grapple.
Tysha
Yike.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It's going to Take her action. I'll roll in front of the board for maximum dramatic effect. The creature, it's a plus 8 for a 23. And Gaia.
Octus
Come on.
Julian
Gaia can do this.
Tysha
Come on, be useful.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gaia needs a 19 on the die.
Octus
Oh, my God.
Vaelys
That's.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That's an 11. That's her action.
Tysha
Yike.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As she calls out, my lord, flee. Close the top of the chamber.
Octus
Probably a good idea.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And Velas, it's gonna be your turn, Goof.
Vaelys
Okay. Know what?
Dr. Talter
That.
Tysha
No, that's real. Okay.
Vaelys
I'm gonna just sprint towards this celestial hell.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Vaelys
Which I know I won't get to it, but I will take my action to.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Got it.
Vaelys
Let's see. I can't see. Elizabeth.
Octus
Five, ten.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Vaelys
I'm gonna just try to get as close as I can.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great. Here we go. Go. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Do you want to continue moving past or do you want to use an action?
Julian
Yeah.
Vaelys
I'll do the rest of my movement to start making my way up there.
Octus
Making my way.
Vaelys
Just saying it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Vaylis, you make it to the base of the stairs. Gazing up at this celestial Dr. Talterball. No, she's going to hit Tysha on spot. Julian and Octys with bless.
Octus
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Going. You see this? She goes. We have found so much knowledge here. Let that knowledge spread, please. And each of the three of you breathe a little bit.
Vaelys
Nice, nice.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Get it up. You know what? She's very scared, Julian. I'm going to retract the bless. She throws that bless on herself. She's fucking scared. Tyche and Octus have been really nice to her and Julian drew a sword on her. She's going, I bless. Going straight to the doctor.
Julian
I genuinely was surprised when you said my name.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. She's like. She doesn't know. She's an npc. She's like, fuck this guy. I'm the main character. That's what Taisha told me.
Tysha
I feel like getting a bless revoked is like when you're about to sneeze, but then you lose it and you're
Vaelys
like, oh, what a terrible feeling.
Julian
That feels bad now.
Tysha
I know that's what made it last.
Julian
Yep.
Octus
I feel like I took the wrong path.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You see this creature over Gaia and she goes, run. Goes through the front of her face and she's dead. Tail comes over the top.
Tysha
Spare the die.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gaia is. Gaia is no more.
Tysha
You gotta lay out hands. Right.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I think she's dead.
Dr. Talter
I think she's safe.
Octus
Give her one hand for it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Vaelys
I got one more.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And this thing turns to see you at the base of the staircase and goes. And just descends. Screeching so bad. Down to the bottom of the staircase. And is going to make its attacks against you.
Tysha
Do we.
Vaelys
Okay.
Tysha
Do we think Dame Gaia had one of those pet cemetery scars on her that make them come back wrong?
Octus
This was sometimes Dennis.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Better.
Vaelys
Why did I get so.
Tysha
I don't know.
Vaelys
We didn't take a rest.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I have such low influence.
Tysha
Why did I do this?
Octus
I was trying. I know.
Tysha
Whatever.
Julian
All you had to do was convince me. And everyone went, no, let's keep going. Yeah.
Octus
All you gotta do is convince the most difficult man that's ever existed.
Vaelys
I was like, that's too much.
Tysha
Let's just keep going, Bear.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But hey, these choices were made. And that's exciting. I'm going to need an athletics check from Veils. I'll let you know the D.C. you're trying to beat here.
Vaelys
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I rolled a nat one. You just have to. It fails automatically. It swipes to grapple. Does not succeed. I mean roll. See if you get a NAT one.
Vaelys
I guess just do a slow.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Tysha
Oh, my God. Do you just.
Octus
Absolutely stunned this thing like that was a crazy roll.
Vaelys
That was a really weird roll.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Not an AT1. It's going to take a 17. It's going to take a regular attack against you. Does a. I know that a 12 does not hit your armor close to it.
Vaelys
No, it doesn't.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. I've rolled a one and a four. I just want to let you know how lucky that turn. Octus, that's you.
Vaelys
Okay. Okay.
Octus
Okay. Thinking he sees him and knowing that having a flash to upstairs and what the ritual was and the mark that was the ownership to house Taconis.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
How long has it been since that fight upstairs.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
The fight upstairs with the Barrow Guard and attacking the obelisk and everything else. The destruction of the demon statue and the. Sorry.
Octus
Sorry. The fight we were in with the scorpion and.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, how long has it been?
Octus
How long has it been since then?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
90 minutes, actually. Let's actually call it. We'll call it. With all the walking. Let's call it two and a half hours.
Octus
Okay, great. So that orb has gone. It only lasts for an hour. So that's what I was checking for was that blood orb only lasts for an hour.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gotcha. So
Octus
Ox is going to look at the thing now, seeing it in the light, realizing what it is. And that was what he was supposed to become. Having all these complicated emotions about that. But does Remember, it's supposed to be owned by my family.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
And I would like to try and
Dr. Talter
use
Octus
a creative use of a spell.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
I want to try and cast cause fear to make this thing obey me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Octus
As a member of House Taconis.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. Cool.
Octus
And I will use my unsettling presence ability to give it a. It's a. It gets disadvantage on the saving throw against this.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. It gets disadvantage on the saving throw against this. I'm going to look real quick here.
Octus
If it's immune to fear, then.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. It is not. Okay. It is not. However, I'm going to say that what you are essentially trying to do here is. I'm going to set the boundaries or limits of this spell. We're going to change cause fear because of the cool arcane flavor. Actually, just Give me a DC15 ARCANA check as you try to alter the. The use of the spell.
Octus
That is going to be DC15. DC15.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
15. 15. So we are going to change cos fear to essentially create the Charmed condition as you attempt to compel it in this way. Okay.
Octus
Okay. So the DC is 14, but it has disadvantage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And what type of save is this?
Octus
This is wisdom.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. DC 1514. DC 14 has disadvantage. You call out.
Octus
So what is it you say to so seeing it?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I look at it.
Octus
And so, as a member of House Deconis, I command you to stand down and listen to me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Not quite a skeleton gaunt, the bone gets pressing out through degraded necrotic skin. Your cousin Tersha looks right at you. Damn.
Tysha
Sorry.
Octus
Sorry.
Tysha
Moment.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Here's the moment I got really excited. Her eyes are partially sort of. They have withered and shriveled, but are still twitching. These sort of half empty sacks of fluid.
Octus
Tertia, listen to me. Stand down. We are not your enemy.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I have a very important question.
Vaelys
Who.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Who has the harvested scorpion tail from up above?
Octus
It would be you. I do. I have it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I am going to. As she sees that scorpion tail on your person, I'm going to cancel Alec. I'm going to give her advantage on this roll. And we are going to roll straight in front of the board. Shit.
Octus
That was a dumb idea.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She needs a.
Vaelys
It was her babe.
Octus
14.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She needs. So for her she is going to need an 11 or higher on the die. It is a true coin flip over what happens now. It is a five.
Octus
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She has the charm condition, which means that she cannot harm you, the charmer. And you have advantage on any deception or persuasion role. But essentially here, in this moment, you see that whatever's supposed to Happen in this ritual your family has played so far fucking fast and loose. This is supposed to work perfectly. After Tansul gets killed by Osgra for his loyal priests to make a soldier to enact his vengeance. And they haven't used whatever this is. They fucked with the obelisk to make it obey them. And so this thing where they said. You realize they said Tertia. That letter said Tertia. Her innate connection to the tenebral reaches spoiled the ritual. And you can see here essentially that it was actually her own innate necromantic sorcery. That would have been no problem if they were doing the ritual the right way, but fucked it because they were trying to do this altered version. And she looks at you, the one member of her family without any innate sorceress ability.
Tysha
Yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And she screams seeing the scorpion tail on you. And you see is going to continue fighting, but is scared and hates you. But also you are part of the house and have commanded her. So she's in this weird sense, you have her under the charmed condition. Great. Cool.
Octus
So then I will let me go ahead and use my movement to just
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
kind of get over here a little
Octus
bit and I'll have Pin follow me. There's actual dirt here. I was like matt moved. And that will be my turn.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah. Julian, that's you all right.
Julian
Seeing it briefly distracted by its blood. I don't even know what either of you have in you anymore.
Tysha
You want blood?
Julian
You want landing right there. I'm going to use that moment to go ahead and dart alongside the torch, move 10ft up and then use 10ft of movement to do the jump.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Julian
To land on the opposite side of it. So I'm flanking it above the stairs
Tysha
between on the other side of you
Julian
being like, let's run. Jump in the air, blade out, clawed armored hand in the other. As I come down for a full strike, I'm going to try and use my daredevil feature, Daring Strike.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Julian
I can risk my well being to empower it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Julian
I can make an attack roll. And if I make it, I can expend a second wind feature to add D10 to the damage. If I fail on the attack,
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I
Julian
next attack hits me has advantage.
Octus
Gotcha.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Let's also fly in those desperate measures that may become relevant very shortly.
Julian
Oh, I got him.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I got him right here.
Tysha
What are you talking about?
Octus
I don't know what you say.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'd say he's pretty fucking desperate. All right, go ahead and attack with advantage.
Octus
Should I yell at you and realize I put it somewhere else.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I know. Me too. It's okay. We can take it.
Octus
Yeah, we're fine.
Julian
15.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
15 does not hit.
Tysha
Don't you.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Where does your head flip?
Julian
Even with advantage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Even with advantage.
Tysha
Damn it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As this thing whips back, as you go to whip around, you have this reckless attack bounding through the air, and its wing just buffets back your rapier as it goes towards it. Some preternatural sense helping it fight effectively. Someone behind and in front of it.
Julian
So that's the action on that part. As I get buffeted back, I'm going to go ahead and push off the ground with my rapier hand and using that momentum, bring the claw into a heavy backhand across its shoulders and the back of its neck with my bonus action attack with my demigantlet.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
There you go.
Julian
There we go. That's going to be a 21 to hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That is a hit.
Tysha
All right.
Julian
So for the bonus action hit, it's only going to be five points of bludgeoning damage to it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gotcha.
Julian
Not a grand's turn.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You thwack into this thing, and it is like punching a stone wall. Feel just it absorb the blow. You. This creature. That is Julian's turn. Titan. That's going to be you.
Tysha
Great. I'm looking up at. Is that a ballista?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That is a ballista.
Vaelys
Does it look like it's got.
Tysha
Does it look like it's got wepies?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes. These seem to be. These seem to be installed by House Taconis here. You recognize them from the bridge. Back up.
Octus
Before House Taconis does two things. Dead ballistas.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Tysha
Great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And you see them aiming at the sepulchral veil. What they're doing is already so profane. They're like these experiments tend not to work. Point the fucking.
Octus
Point the.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool.
Tysha
Heard, Chef.
Octus
Yeah. Hell yeah. Go, go.
Julian
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tysha
I know what I'm going for. Can. Can I get there? Can I get up to the ballista in a move and dash?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes, you can. I believe you can. So we'll go here.
Tysha
Sweet. 30 of movement.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Tysha
And then I'll use my bonus action adrenaline rush. So I still.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh.
Tysha
And it gives me 2hp. So I still have an action. We shooting this?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Tysha
I would like to shoot the bad lady with the ballista, please.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This thing is preloaded, but normally it will take another person with an action to load it.
Tysha
Heard right pin
Octus
just so there's a huge ballista bolt in his teeth. Just like.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Tysha
He's a little guy. He could do anything.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Go ahead and give me a da, da, da. Go ahead and give me a ranged attack roll.
Julian
Do you say anything as you're about to load this?
Tysha
Hey, I found a ballista. It's already loaded. Duck maybe.
Julian
I think Julian is like after the backhand is like, I think we shit jump into a duck roll.
Tysha
I think just mechanically, she just casts just enough light to be like, look at me. Look what I'm about to do.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Do you have martial weapon proficiency?
Tysha
Obviously not, right?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
So there's gonna be a dexterity check essentially. Come on, do it.
Tysha
I can do anything. Natty 20. I believe in myself.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I got a natural one. I'm gonna meet and I am very sorry. I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna be nice about it. But I am gonna need a DC10 dexterity saving throw from Julian.
Vaelys
Should I do it too?
Tysha
The funniest way that could go. I'm so sorry.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What did you get?
Julian
I haven't looked at it yet.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What is it? I can't.
Tysha
It's 17.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It's a 17. 17. 17. Julian, you already narrated this moment. You hit the deck as this thing would have gone right. Right through your fucking rib cage.
Dr. Talter
Shoom.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Those things do 3d10 damage. What are you doing?
Tysha
It pulls a little to the left. My bad.
Julian
If I had a nickel.
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Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Semaglutide injection.
Tysha
0.5 milligram, 1 milligram and 2 milligrams.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Incredible. Okay, Tysha, you are up there. Veil less. It's gonna be you.
Tysha
Okay?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It's so cool. It's such a cool move. Such a cool move.
Tysha
It's such a cool move. From a natural twin to a natural one.
Octus
Absolutely.
Vaelys
All right, I'm gonna look up atertia vow of enmity.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Tysha
What does it look like?
Vaelys
We can make it look like something, huh?
Dr. Talter
Yeah, man.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Or like. Yeah, what is it when you give your vow of enmity, does it. Is it visibly or audibly magical? Do we hear any magic happening in this moment or are you just like your ass?
Vaelys
I think it's just like your ass. I think every time when vaelys fights, you know there's a dark her Eyes just go dark and sort of all of the magic, it looks very. It's like that dark energy. It feels like it's vibrating. Yeah, it's angry. Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Love it.
Vaelys
Advantage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Advantage. Okay, as a reminder, also, who has not leveled up these two? Great.
Vaelys
That's the two of us.
Tysha
Ladies night. Oh. Oh.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
20.
Octus
No, 20.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
They're not fucking 20.
Julian
Let's go. Let's see.
Vaelys
All right.
Julian
You got any spell slots left?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, stop, stop.
Dr. Talter
So many.
Julian
Stop. Yeah.
Tysha
She has so many.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Octus
Yeah.
Vaelys
So many, huh?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
So you know how to smite into this?
Julian
Yeah, Smite into Crit is the best
Vaelys
thing in the world. I have spell slots left, for sure.
Octus
Great. Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
So it's gonna be a bonus Action Divine smite.
Vaelys
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Vaelys
Sorry. My head is trying to figure out everything. Okay, so I get a D10.
Tysha
Let's go.
Vaelys
I'm trying to pick my D10 properly.
Tysha
Where are you?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Birthday?
Tysha
Not for real.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Real.
Vaelys
All right, this is also.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This is also an undead creature. So you will actually be adding 3D8. So this is 1D10. Sorry. So sorry. This. Sorry. 2D10 plus 6D8.
Octus
Correct.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Plus 2D6 for fire. Yep.
Tysha
Do you.
Vaelys
Okay, I might need you to.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Do you want a big. Do you want a big handful of dice?
Vaelys
I have some. I'm just going to go. Okay, so with the sensor whip, that's nine points of damage, and you rolled
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
two D10 plus I rolled one D10.
Vaelys
So let me roll another one.
Tysha
Yeah, if you do this one, that's another five. We'll be here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
So that's. Was that six and five?
Vaelys
So it's 14 total.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
14 total.
Vaelys
I rolled two fives and then a
Octus
plus four with the base damage of the whip.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
14 damage. Just with the sensor whip itself.
Julian
Two six for the flame.
Vaelys
So 2D six for the flame, for the embers of Arask.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Arask, yeah. Okay.
Tysha
Aras your ass. Great.
Vaelys
That's nine points of damage. Fire damage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Amazing.
Vaelys
And now fucking divine. Some might.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
So this will be 6d8.
Tysha
6.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Because it's 2d8 for the spell. It's undead. So that's another one. And you double all of them to six.
Tysha
Let's. How many do I have? Do you more.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Have I got 2d10 plus 2d6 plus 6d8.
Vaelys
Okay, so ones are threes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You can re roll.
Vaelys
Right, So I reroll. No, it just becomes ones and twos are threes. So we're gonna keep those over there. Okay, so we've got. That's a one. Okay. That kind of looks like A seven.
Tysha
Okay.
Octus
But it's not. It's not.
Tysha
Just thought I would tell you.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Could be.
Vaelys
Okay, so there's one eight. So we got eight plus six, which
Octus
is 14, 14, 15, 16, 17.
Vaelys
Thank you. And then these would all be three. So that's nine extra points.
Octus
21. 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.
Vaelys
26.
Tysha
Plus the original 23.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Tysha
Sweet.
Dr. Talter
Yeah.
Julian
49 points of damage from one attack.
Tysha
I like when you have enmity.
Octus
Me too. So that is taking into account. Account this being a crit.
Tysha
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes. Okay.
Octus
I'm like, we didn't just do 80 points of damage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No, no, no, no, no. Unbelievable. Sexy kind of Bayless level Flame Light, as you connect to your Divine Smite vow of enmity. What is it? Because I think we've seen you Divine Smite before, but this is you fighting a little literal, profane creature. What sense of conviction fills your body as you're attacking this thing? As you call on this magic? Ooh.
Vaelys
Okay. Hatred.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I love it. Anger.
Vaelys
And just Velis's anger. And when she starts to. It's ugly and it's scary and
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
dark. This thing is a group of humans who betrayed their oath to their God and sacrificed one of their daughters to make a monster. Everything about this is profane.
Vaelys
I hate her. But I also want to free her.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes. Boom. This thing takes a mighty blow. I would not describe it as bloodied.
Tysha
Oh, no. And that's just because maybe it doesn't have blood.
Octus
It just got started.
Tysha
Just got started. That's a Maybe it's because it doesn't have blood.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Full hit.
Julian
Points.
Octus
Still nothing. You can use that moment, too.
Julian
Like, we got you over there shooting your allies with Ballista over there.
Tysha
Yeah, you dug.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm proudy.
Vaelys
I think it's time to level up.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. That feels like a level up moment.
Octus
Let's go.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. What decision are you? What are you taking at fourth level? What is your feat or asi that you're taking?
Tysha
Okay,
Vaelys
I'm gonna take a level in bard.
Octus
For a second, I was like, what? Okay, don't do it. Don't level up.
Tysha
Undo, undo, undo.
Vaelys
I think I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna do skill Expert.
Dr. Talter
Fun.
Julian
Hell yeah.
Tysha
Be good at everything because you're 800 years old.
Vaelys
Might as well.
Tysha
Yeah, man. So much time for Potter again.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You get Amri there. Rema, I think Amerie is rushing up the stairs.
Octus
You heard? Oh, sweet.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Help me to help you out. She's only going to get here. I think little legs, little legs, little nubs. Vaylis, as you level up as well.
Tysha
She can't do worse.
Vaelys
That brings up my.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As you level up as well. Amre rushing through the dark after Tysha. Little stubby halfling legs looks up at you and sees this mighty blow and your connection to the divine and goes.
Vaelys
She's vibrating.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She looks up and says, all philosophies are some reflection or facet of the deeper truth, I always say. And healing word heals you for three hit points.
Tysha
Ooh, great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'll take it.
Tysha
Nice. What a cutie.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, And Vale, you go ahead and level up. We're gonna move back to the top. Great.
Tysha
Let's go, Julianne.
Vaelys
Great.
Tysha
You're not.
Julian
No.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, no.
Tysha
It gets a turn. Is that in the 2024 rule?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This monster gets a turn every round. Is that 2024.
Tysha
That's crazy.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
The monster goes every. Every. Every round in 2024. Monster goes.
Octus
Ah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Literally.
Tysha
Un.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell. Yes. I am going to unfortunately need veil. So you're in the middle of leveling up, but it is Tersha's turn.
Vaelys
Yes. That's okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm going to need another athletics check from you. This time the DC is 24.
Tysha
Golly shit. It's okay. You're athletic as shit. Your skill. Expert on it. Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And athletics.
Vaelys
I was like, oh, it's going in athletics.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
How funny. Weird.
Tysha
What a crazy, random happenstance.
Octus
Well, it kind of did. Cause you upped your strength.
Vaelys
Oh, it did.
Tysha
Okay.
Dr. Talter
Yeah.
Vaelys
It didn't make it, though.
Octus
Nope.
Vaelys
16.
Octus
16.
Vaelys
I needed to make a 24 or above. Yeah.
Tysha
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This.
Vaelys
Can I guide myself?
Tysha
That's fine.
Vaelys
Don't worry about it. That's not even gonna help. That's 20.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This thing. This thing grabs you with one claw and grapples you and is going to do the same trick it did with Gaia. Flies to the top. This up here.
Tysha
That was the craziest sound I've ever heard.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Flies to the top there.
Julian
You have an opportunity attack on me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You do.
Julian
Ain't gonna say no to that.
Tysha
Come on, man.
Julian
With advantage. Because the flanking maneuver hasn't moved away.
Tysha
Oh, thank goodness.
Vaelys
Come on.
Julian
Natural 20. Oh, no. It's still gonna be an 11
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
you whip out trying to fight this massive monstrosity in the dark. It flies bayless to the top and is gonna take two attacks on you.
Vaelys
Okay.
Tysha
Shit, guys.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I cannot believe how bad I'm rolling for this monster. This thing should be. You should all be dead by now. It's really crazy. That's a two on the die. That's a miss. Okay, 21. Hit Velis. That'll hit. Yep. Okay, that'll hit its massive scorpion tail wheels around.
Tysha
Dark vision game, Non dark vision game. Can you see where he went?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Nope. Vaylis, you take three. That is going to be eight. Six. That's 14. You take 18 points of piercing damage.
Tysha
Is it halved for any reason?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She's five.
Tysha
I'm still standing.
Dr. Talter
Are you good?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Do you want to borrow this sheet
Tysha
of paper real quick?
Julian
Absolutely not at this point.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And 18 necrotic damage.
Tysha
No. Okay. All right.
Vaelys
All right. So hold on. Let me add my. Let me add what I rolled. I rolled five. I'm out for sure.
Tysha
If you knock her out as she levels up. You gotta go home and think about that.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I believe you have resistance to necrotic damage, however. So that would be only nine. So that would be nine.
Vaelys
Okay, so let's see here. So manage hp. Let me put my rolled, which is
Tysha
if I cast cure. I roll five in one of the ballista and shoot her with the ballista. Does that count as a touch spell?
Octus
It was five. Plus your constitution bonus, which was going to be three. Three. So it's going to up you from the hell was your other hp.
Tysha
I should be able to stab the
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
blood back into a body. It's like the healing era, the classic what if I dunk it in?
Vaelys
Okay, so then I would have have nine points right now. You said 18. Halved have nine.
Octus
So I'm exactly.
Vaelys
I'm exactly zero.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Exactly.
Tysha
Golly,
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You go to exactly zero, hp.
Vaelys
So that's only if I choose it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes, that's only if you choose it.
Vaelys
A desperate measure, but I would have had to have said that before, so
Tysha
it can't be a.
Vaelys
Okay, got it. All right. I'm just gonna take a quick nap, guys. Just a quick little nap.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You see, the news is you're one
Julian
of the healers, so.
Vaelys
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the good news.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
There you go.
Octus
No, it's fine. It's fine.
Vaelys
It's fine.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It's fine.
Vaelys
I can heal. I can. You guys, it's fine. Just get this thing.
Tysha
I'll be with Verbo Care. Help is always ready before, during, and after your stay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We've planned for the plot twists, so
Tysha
support is always available because a great
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
trip starts with peace of mind.
Octus
Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
hamster nibbles in our yard for me? Because I was so moved by how carefully he buried My electrical wires. I knew I could trust him to bury my sweet Nibbles after his untimely end.
Tysha
Huh?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Nibbles gone too soon. May he scurry in peace.
Octus
Hey, sorry about your pet, but I just wire stuff.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
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Octus
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Tysha
21/Octus2 doesn't see this thing anymore.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Octis, that is your turn.
Octus
Okay, how about. How high up is that? Just for my own knowledge about how
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
high up is it? We can go ahead and measure that right now. From where you are. This thing is exactly. This is about 70ft away from.
Octus
70ft away from. Okay, that's fine.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But straight up and down. Straight up in the air. Only about 45. 40. 45ft up.
Octus
Okay, great. So Octis is going to move this way. He's going to go 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 4, 30, 30. It'll be here and then I guess I will use. My God. I don't want to use my action to get up there. I was trying to help you reload the ballista. That's what Dr. Oh did.
Tysha
Halter's on her way.
Octus
Oh yeah. She will get there before your turn.
Tysha
I can run and grab her.
Octus
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I think. Cuz that was. That was pretty much what I. Okay, yeah.
Tysha
Pin can do this.
Octus
Pin can do this.
Tysha
Pin grab a bolt. Go dip it in orc blood before and then bring it to me.
Octus
Save that second level.
Tysha
Just a little extra juice.
Octus
Yeah.
Vaelys
Little extra something.
Tysha
Little something. Little spice.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Octus
Okay, so 60 from there. From there. Sorry. I'm looking at ranges of spells. Make sure I can hit someone from where I am now on that. Is that. How far am I away?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes, you're about the same distance away.
Octus
So it'd be like you said you are.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah, about 60ft away.
Octus
60ft away. Okay, 60ft is fine. That's like the maximum range of a bunch of my spells.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah, yeah.
Octus
Okay, so. So we're going to go ahead and
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Julian, you're on deck. Yes.
Octus
Running up to there. Seeing, having. Because the torchlight is over there. I saw Vaelys leave.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
Now can I see it up there?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Give me a perception check. Okay.
Octus
No, I won't and I didn't.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great. This thing is a nasty and it flies Vaelys off into the dark to kill her.
Octus
So then knowing that, knowing I can't see it anymore, I will use my action to then just continue up here. So 5, 10, 15.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You can grab Dr. Talter as well on your way up.
Octus
Just with my scoop of normal man strength.
Tysha
Yeah, you're five' eleven.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
We'll get to about here there. And I will I guess I know that was my action. So I'm done. That's my turn.
Tysha
Great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Julian, that's you all right.
Julian
Seeing it grab Velis and vanish into the dark in that direction. Can't remember. Fuck can I? As my action take and light a torch and throw it to the base, the in between area of that tower over there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yep.
Julian
I'm going to try and sheath the blade real fast, pull it out and lob it over that direction there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah. It lands on the base and it puts it right in. That's only 20ft away. So this is all dim light up here.
Julian
Okay.
Octus
I just want to point out pin moved up there with me and is using its action to give the help action to Tysha in shooting in what is to come.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes. Gotcha.
Tysha
The way he said it is great.
Julian
As soon as it lands and I can see it, I'm like there you are.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You best.
Julian
I'm going to use 10ft of my movement to try and jump 30ft onto the edge of this wall.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah. Let's see what the distance is. Here we go. So you're gonna go like 5, 10, 30 is just under the lip. So I will need acrobatics or athletics.
Tysha
Little silly foo foo is absolutely crushing it right now.
Octus
Really hopping through the forest.
Julian
That's gonna be 18 acrobatics.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Julian, you 10ft, bam. Grab the top of the ledge with Your hand. Let's go.
Julian
Hit up the top. And then going up to the ballista, gathering it there.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Is it loaded? It is loaded.
Tysha
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Go, go.
Julian
I'm gonna. Action surge and fire this glance over.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hold it.
Octus
I see it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Let's take down a second. Tacona.
Julian
So why aren't we try and fire at it?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Go ahead. Give me. And this. You will roll with proficiency. So it's just. It's like firing a range weapon for you.
Julian
All right.
Octus
I'm like, come on.
Tysha
You didn't hear anything.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Proficiency, you said. So you decks and proficiency. Like firing a short. Got you.
Julian
That's gonna be ch. A 21 to hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
21 hits.
Tysha
Let's go.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Go ahead. And 3d10 and add your Dex modifier.
Tysha
Let's go, dog.
Julian
All righty.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
8.
Tysha
Ooh.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
15 and a 10.
Julian
25 plus 4. So 29 points of damage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
29 points of fucking damage. Julian. I would now describe this monster as blood. Oh, man.
Octus
Let's go.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You see this thing looking down at Velis. Looks down. Vaylis. As you fear yourself making death saves, it gets its face close to you, and you see it as your vestments show a symbol of Salandry on your body. You see it goes. And seems to be conflicted as to whether to bow or snarl at the. The symbol of Salandri on your body. As in this moment of confusion in Tersh's gaunt skeletal torso, a massive growth of a ballista bolt thuds out. And she now is basically fighting with a 2 1/2 foot arrow jutting out of the back in front of her chest. Unbelievable.
Julian
As it impacts. Julian takes lots of time.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Like, hey, come here.
Julian
You want vengeance?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm waiting.
Tysha
I just want to yell from his side. I know you couldn't see it, but that was cool as hell. Get DarkVision.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Julian, that is your turn. It is Tysha. Tysha, you can act, but none of the people can help you load the ballista right now. You can delay your turn because you only. It's only one monster you're fighting, so you all kind of go in a heap anyway. But you would have to delay until after Vaelys, which means that she would make a death save.
Tysha
Golly, she's fine. She's so good at rolling everything. I feel like she's an expert in all skills, including. Don't die yet. I'll delay my action.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, Bayless, I need a death savings route.
Tysha
Get a natural 20.
Vaelys
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What do I need to roll? You're roll a D20.
Vaelys
Well, I mean, what do I need to get?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, 10 or higher.
Vaelys
10 or higher.
Tysha
Just get a natural 20.
Vaelys
I can do a 10 or higher.
Octus
Yeah, you can do it.
Tysha
Just get a natural 20 and then you're back up.
Vaelys
And then I'm back up.
Tysha
And then you're back up with full hit point.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
With one hit point.
Tysha
But sure, I think we both said the same thing.
Vaelys
7.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As a dead save failure, you fall into unconsciousness and I. We're doing it. No.
Vaelys
Okay, I'm sweating now.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I believe there are certain someone hand me the sheet real quick too. I want to see. There are some powers associated with while you are dying as well that require you so you no longer concealers. However, during your turn while dying, you can give inspiration on your turn and initiative to another character within line of sight of you. Is there another PC that you would like to give inspiration to?
Vaelys
Yes. Tysha.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool.
Vaelys
Tycha. Tycha.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Looking down at Tycha Vaelis. How do you connect to Tycha in this moment as your soul as you begin to die and your soul connects to hers?
Vaelys
I think in this moment I'm just sort of looking up and looking around and I think being so close to death and remembering the moment that we shared about Alagar and my sister. And there is a part of me that is
Tysha
kind of at peace a
Vaelys
little bit if this does come. But I'm looking down and seeing Octus and Tysha and Julian and. And I can't leave yet. I gotta try. I wanna stay and help. So I just sort of look over at Tysha and just try to make contact so she can see me and see. Incredible that I'm down.
Octus
She can see that I'm down.
Vaelys
I'm down.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Did you see doctor as you connect to her in that moment.
Octus
Good.
Tysha
She ducked.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Dr. Talter lifts up, lifts up. It takes a little a lot for her to lift one arrow up. She gets it up there. She looks to you and looks down at pin and goes. She just whispers to you knowing that you speak a little bit of celestial and just goes. If this continues to go this badly, Demon Guardians and says, I presume they're guarding from something like this. And get nipple baby.
Octus
And then immediately Octus has a minor internal panic attack going. I don't know how to wake him up.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
He's just like, I forgot something.
Julian
That would have been helpful. I remember that.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Tysha, that is gonna be your turn.
Tysha
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Inspiration. Is that just.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What is that mechanically for 2024, inspiration is a rewritten.
Tysha
Okay, cool.
Vaelys
I think you automatically roll 20.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah, I think that's what I heard.
Tysha
And is pin giving me the help action?
Octus
Pin is giving you the help action. So we're already rolling away in clarification. As a human, I got heroic inspiration every morning.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
Do I still get that?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No.
Julian
Okay.
Octus
I just wanted. Cause it doesn't specifically say so. I just wanted to double check. That's fine. I haven't taken it or used it. I just wanted to make sure that.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh yeah.
Octus
Sweet.
Tysha
Dirty 20 to hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Dirty 20 hits.
Tysha
Yes. It took everything on every die. Good God.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
3D10 plus your dex mod.
Vaelys
Let's go.
Tysha
Plus my dex mod plus 18 digits. That could have been better. 13 points.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
13 points of damage. This thing shrieks again. And any bonus action from you? Golly.
Octus
Okay.
Tysha
It's not within 10ft.
Octus
Fuck
Tysha
yes. I'm going to cast find familiar. Are there stairs to get up this
Octus
thing onto the roof of this? Yeah, I don't see any.
Julian
None. Any way that we can. I can see.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. No stairs to get onto the roof of it?
Tysha
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Not that I can see.
Octus
No.
Tysha
Okay. Then we do this the old fashioned way. I don't think I've ever cast Fine. Familiar. Not as hala.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Tysha
But I'm going to bend and break it. So it's the snake that I turned into when I was stalking Tyranny's sisters.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Tysha
And I'm just going to send it on a little trip to try to sneak up through the dark to try to get to Vaelys.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Where can you create that within reach?
Tysha
10ft. So off the side. Yeah. I'll just slide over here. Drop a snake onto the ground and be like go.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Do you want to use. You could use your movement leaving the ballista to get closer.
Tysha
Yeah, I'll do that then.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool. So you go.
Tysha
I wanna go over to the edge. Cast the snake onto the ground.
Octus
Great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And then how much movement does it have?
Tysha
Oh my God.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You look that up. As we move on.
Julian
An initiative incredibly rapid.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But the snake is fine or dead
Tysha
by the time this happens.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes, one or the other. Da da da.
Tysha
30ft.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
30ft. 30ft. This thing is going to charge. So it has 30ft of movement. It can take a movement and a dash, right?
Tysha
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And with a climb speed it's going to get.
Tysha
Ooh, I like that. It bends.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Very snaky. Your serpent ends right under the lip. Up.
Tysha
Oh, tight.
Dr. Talter
Cool.
Tysha
And like hold. Pretend to be a gargoyle.
Octus
Touch it in a second.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. This creature's turn. Grass.
Dr. Talter
Nice.
Octus
Shit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Here we go. Okay.
Julian
It's been since my last turn. So it does not get advantage on its strike against me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It does not get advantage.
Octus
Correct.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It does not. Okay.
Julian
It's only on until the top of my head.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No. An 11 does not hit.
Julian
11 does not hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Some truly garbage rolls over here. Does a 17 hit?
Julian
17 does hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, Julian, with one of its claws, it slashes you for 11 slashing. All righty. This is the one that is very likely to drop you if it hits.
Julian
All right.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
For dramatic effect, I will roll this in front of the board, please. What's your armor class?
Julian
Seventeen.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Sixteen. Sorry? Sixteen. Eight or higher.
Tysha
Don't.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I was almost a four. Almost a four.
Julian
That's fine.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You take.
Octus
Stop being on roofs.
Tysha
I'm about to hug this snake over and be like, I got.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That is going to be. Okay.
Octus
Let's see.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
10, 16, 18.
Octus
I feel sick.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Me too.
Tysha
26, 32.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But it's kind of fun.
Vaelys
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
34 points of damage.
Julian
Cool. You know we're level three and four, right?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I do know that.
Julian
Cool. Well, I'm unconscious.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As this thing thuds down, you drop to making death saves. In this moment, indeed. You watch as this creature here hovers over you using its attacks. It howls out into the night. Octus, that is going to be you. Your two warriors are fallen. Both are making death saves. You still have this creature. Charmed.
Tysha
Is this it? Charmed.
Octus
Well, it has not gone for me.
Tysha
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Octus
Where would I need to be? Or is there any kind of what is I need to be? I'm trying to be within 60ft of this thing.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yep.
Octus
Is there a place on the board I could be within 60ft of this thing? Feasibly.
Tysha
Can you get to the middle of the air? Oh, my God. I swear to God, if he tells you to get on anywhere near that veil, I'm gonna backhand both of you.
Octus
I need to be around here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yep.
Tysha
If you just stand right at the center.
Vaelys
Yeah. If you just stand in that little.
Octus
So if I can get to on like standing on this here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Octus
Okay. So Octus is going to work, run down and be on this stone pillar there. Yeah, he's going to. Looking up at the thing. It is still within the 20ft of torchlight, I believe. And he yells out,
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I said to stand down.
Octus
And he's going to pull from the inside of his coat a branching twig, throw it, have it land in the feathers, and cast witch bolt up at it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Octus
Doing 2d12 lightning damage.
Vaelys
Cool.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, we're going to Go ahead and roll this lightning damage. I am also going to allow you to make an intimidate roll, which will be with advantage. Because this creature is charmed. You will add the DC is going to be 30, but you're going to add the witch bolt damage to this check. Okay.
Octus
So we'll do the witch bolt first. Ooh. Okay. That is going to be. That is a 18 to hit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
18 hits its armor class.
Tysha
Okay, great.
Octus
All right.
Tysha
We check it.
Octus
We're going. Okay. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Okay, so that is 17 points of lightning damage.
Tysha
Amazing.
Julian
Wow.
Octus
And then we'll make the intimidation check. You see Said with advantage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
With advantage.
Octus
That is a 16 intimidation check.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
16.
Octus
32.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
32. With the damage from wishbolt, this thing hunkers down covered in lightning.
Octus
And that stays that arcing continues to stay as almost like a leash as I'm pulling at this thing to get it away from Julian on a 32.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This thing is to going. Going to spend. I'll let you know the mechanical effect of this. It will not make attacks on its next round. But it is still very much in combat movement. It is angry. You killed the scorpion. It's a freaky ass monster. But it is compelled by your voice to not make attacks on this following round. It is looking badly injured. Octys, that is your turn. Is that your turn concluded? Yes.
Octus
The lights around me do go out. The dancing lights wink out of existence.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You see that talter looks as Julian goes down and goes. The demons. The demons.
Octus
Yeah, yeah. Sure
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
want the demons.
Tysha
I don't feel great about the demons, but I understand you're right there, Julian.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We are going to go back to back into Julian and Vaelys Vaelis with a death save failure. I just need to set expectations for this. Yes. This was always a horrifying encounter and you guys entered into it without a short rest.
Julian
Oh, absolutely. This was no one's fault.
Vaelys
But I know this is what some people might say was dumb.
Octus
No.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What? Yeah. In character. In character. But I want to set expectations. Expectations for us that it is possible for Ashley to roll a natural one on her turn, which I don't think
Tysha
anyone could do that on save.
Vaelys
Well, also.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Vaelys
Something I realized.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Vaelys
I didn't roll a five for hit points. I rolled 10.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You rolled a 10. Did you not add your con modifier to it?
Octus
So.
Vaelys
No, I did.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We rolled it before, right?
Vaelys
When we rolled it before, I rolled a ten, not a five. So I actually. So I actually would.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Would have had five hit points left. Yes, copy that. But. But because I'm going to rule. Normally, I would say it's in the past. We moved on in combat. However, leveling up, you didn't get the advantage of. You didn't get any of your level up advantages on your turn. You initiated your smite all with powers you already had access to. So I'm going to say that you could level up here in your dying turn, if that makes sense. So in other words, it wouldn't have done enough damage to kill you outright. Nothing by rules as written. In other words, nothing by rules as written has been contradicted by you. Just saying. I would like to level up on my turn as I make death saving throws. Does that make sense?
Vaelys
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, copy that. That feels completely above board and even to me. Cool. Great. In that case, Julian, I need a death saving throw from you.
Octus
Let's go cocked. Cocked.
Julian
17.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That is a success with a success, Julian. You can choose to auto stabilize right now or dying on your turn. You can give inspiration to another PC on the battlefield.
Julian
This is as part of the.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As part of desperate measures. Yes.
Julian
I ain't gonna auto stabilize. I'm gonna give inspiration.
Octus
God damn you, man.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I will tell you, I am going to still ask just in order to keep everything above board because we moved forward in combat thinking that you had dropped and were dying. I am going to ask Ashley for a death saving throw.
Vaelys
That's fine.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Prior to her leveling.
Octus
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Julian
So then I give you. I don't know if the inspiration that would be granted would help with your death saving throw at all. By any means.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It would. I think inspiration can be rolled. A death saving throw is still a saving throw. You can re roll. You can reroll a death save.
Tysha
So yeah, it's going to be a better chance to.
Julian
So I think like, as this terrifying Legion entity is like still over top of me as I'm slipping into unconsciousness and barely coming in and out, my gauntlet glove clutching onto its bleeding midsection, I glance across the way with a little bit of you crawling on the opposite rooftop and just go like, let's finish this.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
That's my turn. Go ahead and give me a death save. So if we're going to roll just a straight T20, this is your death save.
Tysha
Six.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Six is a failure, but not a one. That was the one we were looking for. Two failures. You can choose to level up in this moment, in which case you will gain five hit points.
Vaelys
Yes.
Tysha
You'll love to see it.
Vaelys
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You begin your turn with five hit points and Are no longer d. What does it feel like to get up in this moment?
Vaelys
Okay, so.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, my God.
Octus
Stranded on the roof.
Vaelys
Yeah. I just get up and realize I'm on the roof. Sort of.
Octus
What the fuck? And you can see a huge arcing lightning bolt that is streaking across and wrapping around this. This angel coming out of octos hands.
Vaelys
Okay. Can I do anything or that's.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes. No, no. You have to use half your movement to stand up from prone.
Vaelys
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, boy.
Vaelys
How do I get over there? All right, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to land some hands on myself.
Octus
That makes sense.
Dr. Talter
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great.
Vaelys
Yeah.
Julian
How much do you have left?
Vaelys
Let's see.
Tysha
4.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
1. Only 1 point.
Octus
Well, does it go up with the level up?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You have one. So in that case you might like. Is that one might also be the thing that could save Julian's life potentially.
Tysha
But you see a little snake face just.
Vaelys
Oh, yeah.
Tysha
He'll tell me in a second.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
There's also a universe just to give you more options. There's also a universe where. You ready? An action. If this angel flies back in your direction. Great.
Vaelys
Yeah, Yeah. I just have my sensor prepared for that moment to happen.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Cool.
Vaelys
And sort of out of the side of my eye, seeing this little snake.
Tysha
It's a little tongue in you.
Vaelys
Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Gotcha. Okay.
Vaelys
Oof.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Bayless, that's you. Dr. Talter loads the ballista one last time. Lethal booster one last time. And is going to give. That's an object interaction to do that. And she's going to give the help action to Tysha and just run a beeline out of here. She just leaves the board rushing for the demons as fast as she can. We require assistance. Serve your purpose. What we presume to have been your purpose. Great. And then that is going to be. Velas. That was your turn. We are going to go back to Tysha. That's you. Cool.
Tysha
I would love to go fire this ballista. However, we spent money for a snake and we have to use the snake. From where I stand, I reach forward and I cast cure wounds into the air in front of me. And the snake's little eyes light up as it slithers over to you. And is going to deliver the touch spell on my behalf.
Vaelys
I'll just put my hand down so it can sort of slither up.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Tysha
Sweet. And you're gonna take 17 points?
Vaelys
Hell yes. Oh, thank you.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Awesome.
Tysha
And then it's gonna push past you for the rest. Cause that's all I can do on my turn. And that was just its reaction. So 60 more feet of movement. I guess it's headed to the other fucking roof now.
Vaelys
I wonder if I can shuck it.
Tysha
Yeah, you want to throw this thing?
Vaelys
It's already got 15 hit points.
Tysha
Toss it gently.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Your serpent gets to the base of the other tower.
Octus
Yeah, sweet.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Just whipping over the battlefield.
Tysha
You're doing great, sweetie.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It is Tersha's turn. She is going to bound by the witch bolt and cannot leave this tethered shrieking at you, knowing that you mean her harm or something. But she also can't disobey you. She wants to finish Julian off so badly. Instead grabs the ballista, hurls it off the roof.
Octus
Has a tantrum.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Has a tantrum.
Julian
Absolutely not.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And he's going to fly here right near Tysha. And she is preparing to destroy the second ballista. I will say in a direct line from one tower to the other.
Octus
Might have gotten in your range of attack of opportunity.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She leaves your threatened range with a reach weapon. You have the ability to use your readied action on that.
Vaelys
Yes. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Advantage because vow of enmity is still, still on her. Okay, that would be.
Octus
Hold on, that's my.
Vaelys
Okay, great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
21, 21 hits.
Vaelys
Great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, so we've got one D10 her ass.
Vaelys
All right, so that's 11 points of damage with the sensor. 11 points of bludgeoning plus D6 fire, which is four points of damage. Four points of fire. And then divine smite.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hell yeah.
Tysha
Put a smite in.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
This will be 3D8.
Vaelys
Oh, that's right. Okay, so we've got 7, 13, 16 points of damage.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Ashley Johnston, how do you want to do this?
Vaelys
All right, all right, all right, all right. So as I'm sort of getting after, after snakey time, I sort of look up, see her flying across and I just whip out the sensor around her neck. And then I want to just yank so that she just. I just want to crack her neck.
Julian
Gwen Stacier.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Vaelys
Gwen Stacier. Yeah.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And you see the lightning from octys tether around her chest. Your flaming sensor around her neck. She flies. And under the power of her own wings, each of you pull at the same moment and decapitate her. As her bones and wings scatter directly into the stairs beneath Tysha.
Octus
Boom.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As she falls to her death, you have freed her from this abominable state.
Octus
So the body lands right at the base there?
Tysha
Yes, most of it.
Octus
Well, where specifically does the head go?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Head clatters to the ground beneath Octys
Octus
is going to go down, head down towards her at this minute and
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
look
Octus
at this body and what his future was possibly going to be
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
in this
Octus
state, considering this is not a human being or a mortal anymore. Is the head still conscious?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Consciousness is fading rapidly from this.
Octus
Octis bends down, grabs the head, looks at it and says to it, find who you were on the other side.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
As the body is broken and specifically as the head is separated from the wings dying here. Tertia looks back, the ridge of bones retreating back into her skull. A few little wisps of what used to be that sort of platinum white hair. She looks up at you. Did I do a good job? And no. You look down Octys at your cousin and realize that you are both failed experiments.
Octus
Octys is going to take open up his side satchel pack, pull out the clothing that he took from Castle Klippenglick and wrap the head in the shirt.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah.
Octus
And put it in his bag.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You take that with you. You. The body destroyed. Julian, I'm going to need a death saving throw from you.
Tysha
Snake in the intervening time was making its way up.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
14 14. Two successes on your turn, Tycha. The snake makes it up to the top and you can go ahead and cast cure wounds.
Octus
Octis is going to use a second level spell on a spider climb to start going up to help Vaelis get down.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Vaelys
Great.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You guys watch as Octys begins to.
Octus
Hey. Hey. You okay?
Tysha
I'm 18 points of view. Are you okay?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Julian? You come to, there's a snake just
Tysha
staring me dead in the eyes.
Julian
Checks out.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You smell rich moss and living life around you. As you come to, we exit initiative.
Vaelys
Okay. Okay.
Octus
I'm fine. I'm fine. They didn't hurt me.
Vaelys
No hurts.
Octus
No hurts. No, no, no. I mean other than the other parts of me that are bleeding from earlier, it's fine. Okay, we need to get you down from here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay.
Octus
Here. And he sort of like, look, this might be a little embarrassing. Get on my back.
Vaelys
Okay.
Octus
And just gives a piggyback ride to then rappel down the side of the building a la Spider Man.
Vaelys
We land.
Tysha
While you're doing that, you just hear Tysha screaming across Julian, bring my snake.
Julian
Julian sits up and you see a snake just go. Just flung through the air.
Tysha
Okay. My ballistic is still loaded, yeah?
Julian
Yes, correct.
Octus
It is.
Tysha
I shoot the wall. As he starts to come down, Julian
Julian
just sits at the edge and goes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Is it dead?
Octus
It's dead.
Dr. Talter
Good.
Julian
He throws back his cloak and puts a second notch on his face.
Octus
Oh my God. He's gonna go wake up the demons. Or she's gonna go wake up the demons.
Vaelys
So you put a notch on your belt.
Octus
Yeah. Second notch.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. As you guys leave initiative, Dr. Tolter has run up the stairs. Tilda, come back.
Octus
You don't hear, I don't hear. Yeah,
Tysha
okay, well, we have to go deal with that. Is my snake dead?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No, you guys are fine. Snake said. Why would your snake be dead?
Tysha
He threw my snake.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Oh, he threw your snake?
Tysha
He threw my snake off the roof.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
How many animals did.
Julian
Your snake brought it back.
Tysha
I said bring. I said bring thy snake. Not bling. 13.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
13 hit points. Yeah, your snake is badly injured, but okay.
Octus
It's fine.
Tysha
I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you. And put a notch in my belt.
Julian
I think you earn all the notches if you take me with how it works.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You guys reconvene back here at the bottom of the sepulchral veil.
Octus
Okay.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hustling. Thank you.
Tysha
You're welcome. Don't throw my snake. We have to go. Someone's resurrecting demons.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What?
Octus
Why are you saying it like it's my fault?
Tysha
No, I'm just yelling in the direction of the tolter.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Who's doing what?
Octus
Tahlter went to wake up the guardian demon.
Julian
Why?
Tysha
Two of you died a little bit.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She.
Octus
I was fine.
Vaelys
I was fine too. We were fine.
Tysha
Neither of you were fine.
Octus
You had a giant, I think, celestial monster on top of you. You both went on the roofs too. Neither of us can fly.
Tysha
I'm running.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm gonna go up there. You're running. Okay, I'll say.
Tysha
Give me full Britney Spears talking with us.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You're chasing after a very tiny little halfling who's running up a long staircase. Give me a DC20 athletics check to catch her before she gets there. No, no hoofing it up the stairs. You go as far fast and as you can.
Tysha
Pull a hammy.
Octus
You ran off specifically.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Great. And we'll keep this all very fair. She adds a nine to her religion check. But she doesn't know how this place works. So I'm going to say for her to have completed whatever she's going to do to try to invoke that help of this religious stopgap, she needs a 16 or higher on the die. So we'll roll in front of the board here. 7. You guys make it to the top of the stairs to see her in front of the guardian demons. Continuing to trying to decipher the text, being like we're in an emergency. There's something bad.
Tysha
It's good, it's good. We got it, we got it, we got it.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. All right.
Tysha
Thank you.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Got it.
Octus
I would like to say that I specifically did not run upstairs and I'm just standing in the. Just looking at what this place is and was and having. Not touching anything, not doing. Just examining the room while they go upstairs and just be here.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You know what?
Julian
Honestly, I think Julian would have stayed back as well to keep an eye on you.
Octus
Yeah, that's fair. Gotcha.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
So just Phelis and Tysha, head up. We'll also let you guys know above table that we are very close to our time here for today. You both, Tysha and Vaylis arrive back up. Dr. Taldra stops. Looks out. Okay. Nothing. It's all fine. Is the thing dead down there?
Tysha
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay, got it. Octus, down below, you gather your cousin's head.
Octus
Is there any part of the body that has any sort of the prosthesis or the modifications they were doing to the. Yeah, I would like to try and remove those to study them to know what's.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You open up the scar on her abdomen, reach in, and you find a carved, shattered piece of white alabaster within that you realize is a piece of angelic remains.
Tysha
Okay.
Octus
Having my gloves still on. I'm going to take that. I'm going to take that as well. To study. Just look and be like, okay, figure this out. Try and stop this. All right? And I realize at that moment that Julian is still in the room with me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Mm.
Octus
Just trying to understand this. Had a different piece inside of her. No heart. Same as me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Mm.
Octus
But I don't. I don't think there's anything. I think we can go and just leave this. They were using it wrong.
Vaelys
I think
Octus
they either didn't know or didn't think it was important to do it correctly.
Julian
How much of this body is still intact here?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
It looks to be withering pretty rapidly within this space, but, yeah, not much. It was already pretty desiccated by the time you guys were fighting her. And it had transformed quite a bit, it looks like. Separating it from the wings and torso let her decapitated head revert somewhat from this halfway transformation. The fact that you guys were able to kill this thing means this was not the God killing angel promised in prophecy, right?
Octus
I think if we want to destroy this place later, fine. I don't think we have the equipment or the ability to do this now. We do not. So I think we just go seal this door again.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Leave.
Julian
Where do we go? If we know, at least can be
Octus
fairly confident that the remains of the
Julian
Berogard are alive and on their own journey.
Octus
I don't think we have any indication as to where they went, to be honest. I think what we've learned here, at least the pieces that we've uncovered, are more useful.
Julian
If we can gather whatever allies we
Octus
have to share what we've learned. I agree. Also, did you share the information about that Druid you heard about?
Tysha
No.
Octus
No. Okay. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. If we could pass back through Castle Torch to let them know of what came of our inc. And maybe they went back there. Maybe. But beyond that.
Julian
He gives you a very keen look, like he's studying as the words leave his lips.
Octus
Who do you trust this information with everything that happened here? Yes. I don't know most of the people that are in our tentative group, but out of the ones I do trust with this information, I would trust Murray and Thimble. Murray doesn't, I think has ulterior motives, as you say.
Julian
I sneer as he says thimble and goes.
Octus
Murray, I can talk to me. I can talk you to Thimble.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You think about those scattered jewels back in the obelisk chamber?
Octus
Yes. I should take those with me.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Emerging up the staircase. You guys get back to the Apotheon Vindicta.
Octus
I do want to go back downstairs.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'm so sorry. It's okay. Go for it. Hold on.
Tysha
And now that we're out of combat, I wouldn't have had time to. To explain while we were fighting. I'm going to explain that I saw all the Druidic stuff I saw around the blood pool. When I was looking at it. Did it look like it was noted by that Druid or thwarted by that Druid in some way?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
On that nat 20 from earlier, Something was stolen from this ancient thing of blood. It started to scab over. It smells like old iron at this point, but it's not supposed to scab over. This is supposed to be like an ever bubbling cauldron or wellspring of blood. The Druids that came here, or the Druid that came here stole something from the heart of this. And you think maybe either destroyed it or profaned it, but the thing that is hateful about this has been taken.
Tysha
Then all I wanted to do was run back down, scan for any message left in Druidic in case there was something there that I'd have a second to look. And then I guess. Yelling up the stairs. Are we just leaving the Veil as is. Or can we kill the veil?
Octus
What do you mean?
Tysha
There's a big thing on the back of it. We could shoot it with a ballista. Probably not. Me shoot it.
Octus
Looking at that altar, is there anything that looks like anything that could be damaged? Or is this all just a single stone?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I think you guys can, on your way out from here, destroy as much stuff as possible. You guys can't punch the buildings down swinging, but runes can be defaced. Important, expensive material objects can be taken. You can Grinch every little gemstone that's supposed to.
Tysha
That's all I want.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah. You guys get the shit out of this. Yes. You guys fucking. Not a can of hoo hash remains.
Tysha
This is lighting the Grinchbox.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We're shooting this in December. Yes. The Sepulchral Veil. Destroying this place permanently would take a crew of 100 over a couple months or a year.
Octus
Just disabling the ritual.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But yes, what you can do is, if they need to come back and try to do this again, you can deeply prevent that. But what you've learned here as well, is who's a Taconis without sorceress ability, who's alive? There's a certain degree of, I think, octus and Tysha looking at this. Yes. You guys profane it, you steal it. Veil broken. Whatever that thing of blood was that Draconis already didn't care about, Some Druid beat them to the punch. And also profaned and stole something from that. You don't know what they stole, but something left that place. And on top of that, you also know they did too much shit to this ritual. They got greedy. This was a monkey's hand in the the jar of cookies trying to go, could we make the super angel loyal to us? And you're like, kind of. No, right? In other words, you can. But it needed to be Octys. Unless they can find someone else. Unless they can find another Traconis without sorceress ability and you are able to leave this place, go back to the Apotheon Vindicta. If you want to deface some of the incredibly significant runes there, you can do that as well.
Octus
Julia and I are talking. We don't know where the Battle Guard went from here. Yeah, okay. But they're alive. At least to the best of our knowledge. And maybe they went back to Castle Torch and we missed them on the way.
Tysha
Sure. Unlikely. But okay.
Octus
I mean. Or they have some pieces of information that we don't have and they've gone somewhere to deal with that.
Tysha
Yeah, I so what do you want to do? Do you want to go back to Dolmak Yar? Do you want to go.
Octus
I don't want to go back to Dolmakiar. It's bad for me there. But I think it is important that we do. When I was asking about the druid stuff, did you mention the druid that went back to Dolmarchiar?
Tysha
Yeah, I would have. Fully.
Octus
I would have given.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yeah, yeah.
Octus
I just wanted to admit that's what.
Tysha
Yeah, sorry. Yes, that.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Octus
Also, that druid that went back to Dolmarchir might have information that we could use. If they can go to the realm of the dead. That's an incredible piece of information. They might have.
Vaelys
Question. Wait. Mara was the one.
Octus
No, different.
Vaelys
That's a different.
Octus
Well, we don't know.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We don't know.
Vaelys
We don't know.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
We don't know. I wonder if that's the.
Octus
So maybe they have something we could use. Yeah, but also just giving this information to some other people that could work on. Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. Back over there.
Octus
Don't go through Castle Clippenblack.
Vaelys
No, no, we go to your Clarissa. For sure.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Dr. Tysha, feeling the pain of not finding your son here, but knowing from Peskar that your son left under his own power to do something. Maybe foolhardy or heroic. Apples don't tend to fall far from the tree. But it doesn't feel good. But I think, you know, you got the information that he is not in direct peril, but he might be going into peril. But also, who are you to tell him not to do that? There may be a chance when you get back out of here to search and see if there's some piece of information. Dr. Talter, seeing you guys defacing what you can on the way out, looks over and says, the demon statues we wish to smash, not smash.
Octus
I mean, I don't think. I don't know if they're not part of what my family was doing.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Got it. Okay. All right. So we leave it. Leave it.
Octus
I guess it's just. I don't know. I have no answers.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She goes, okay, understood. I did start talking to one of them, maybe.
Tysha
Okay, which one?
Octus
Did it move?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
What's that?
Octus
Did it respond in any way?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
She looks at the old man. Wanda started talking to that one. He seemed kindly.
Tysha
What?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Didn't move.
Octus
Sorry. Did he seem kindly just because he looked that way? Or did he do.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
No, no, just the statues carved that way.
Tysha
Okay. Oh, sure, sure.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
But, okay. Yeah, understood. And she says, all right, we'll Go. We'll go.
Tysha
She.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You guys leave this place. Do you on your way leaving stop by the barracks at all? Or do you just move out of here?
Octus
I think taking a quick look inside is not a bad idea.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Give me a quick. Anyone who wants to investigation or insight?
Vaelys
Yes.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Okay. No,
Julian
I'm just walking.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
24 Talter will give the same customer.
Octus
So then 29.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
29. I think you grab letters, books, everything Here. You see that there was a cage here. And you see some weird stony residue. A basilisk was being kept here. But they took it when they left, right? Yeah.
Octus
Did you grab any papers? We can go over them later.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Just put them in the stuff them in a bag. You guys get back to the chamber. You go back to the obelisk, scoop up all those gems and everything like that.
Tysha
Three gems.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
And you guys have made the determination to return to Dolmachyard. Last thing I'll ask for here is an insight check from Julian with advantage.
Julian
It's a 17.
Octus
Let's go.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
You've been hunting the Taconis on a 17? Primus Takan has said tonight the houses of Royce and Davinos fall. You look in there. The ghouls didn't even really pursue Erinessa. He was so certain. Why did he say the house of Roys and Venus would fall? I think you look over at Octys and the shrieking angel thing down there. I think the blood of your family was supposed to pave the way for a weapon that would make that true. And I think your and your companions daring in the Palazzo Divinos. The choices that were made both in the palace and in the tenebral reach is just beyond it. Thwarted something happening hundreds of leagues away in this place. Tanasar. You dig deep and realize he was trying to destroy your family that night. But he wasn't trying to do it in Dhul Makyar. He was doing it here. And what you did in your family home stopped them. The sand and wind call for you as you leave this place.
Octus
Sorry. It's not important. Don't need to have a scene. But I want to have gone and taken something. Identifying marking from Dame Saramai.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Yes.
Octus
Anything to just have with me to if was necessary to prove that they died or just to take a piece of them with me. They were also a relatively good person in regards to Octis.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I think that you can actually carry her remains back to the force. And that's completely doable. Dame Serum I carry with you. Dr. Talter looking shocked. The wind's calling all of you. Behold Tanasar. Mount your horses and make for the city of Shields Dolmachyar, where these strange events began. And that's all for this episode.
Octus
Oh my God.
Vaelys
Jesus.
Octus
That was crazy.
Tysha
Shoot.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Hey baby.
Octus
Hey.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
I'll tell you what, there's so much shit to go over in that stuff you took from the barracks. I think we got our cold opens for the skiwers table folks. Thank you for watching and as always, is it Thursday yet? Thanks for listening to this episode of Critical Role. If you're enjoying this story, consider leaving a review on on your podcast platform of choice. We're always looking for new critters to share our adventures with, and your review may help a new batch of wayward souls find their way to Ahriman, Exandria and beyond. Or if you want to hear what the cast discussed after the episode, head to Beacon TV and check out our exclusive show Critical Role Cooldown. You'll be right there at the table immediately after we say is it Thursday yet? And experience our cast's post show reactions. We'll see you next time.
Julian
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Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
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Octus
Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
hamster Nibbles in our yard for me? Because I was so moved by how carefully he buried my electrical wires, I knew I could trust him to bury my sweet Nibbles after his untimely end.
Tysha
Huh?
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Nibbles gone too soon. May he scurry in peace.
Octus
Hey, sorry about your pet, but I just wire stuff.
Dungeon Master (Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Nibbles would have loved you like a brother.
Octus
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The second part of this tense and climactic episode dives directly into a desperate boss battle within the sepulchral veil at the heart of Tanasan. Our party, battered and depleted, faces off against a terrifying celestial-monstrosity created through Taconis family ritual gone awry—only to realize the creature is intimately connected to Octus’ past. With strategic spell use, risky tactics, stunning critical blows, and near-death moments, the group’s fate teeters on the edge. This session is intense, emotional, and filled with both grave consequences and moments of pitch-perfect humor.
DM Sets the High Stakes:
“It's fucked up out here, gang.” – Brennan (01:32)
Critical Lore Drop via Nature Check:
“This is filled with orcish blood...a stolen holy thing of Osgra's...two bad flavors that taste bad together.” – Brennan (11:14–12:21)
Vaelys' Divine Crit:
“Hatred...I hate her. But I also want to free her.” – Vaelys (40:04)
Vaelys’ Finishing Blow:
“I just whip out the sensor around her neck. And then I want to just yank so that she just...I just want to crack her neck.” – Vaelys (77:26)
Octus’s Farewell to Tersha:
“Octis bends down, grabs the head, looks at it and says to it, ‘Find who you were on the other side.’” (79:00)
Humor Amidst Peril:
Tysha after firing the ballista nearly at Julian, “My bad.” Julian: “If I had a nickel.” (32:20–32:24)
Despite deadly tension and persistent risk of total party kill, the party maintains their signature witty repartee, supported by Brennan’s quick wit and measured drama. Emotional beats land between moments of humor and camaraderie, underscoring the deep character work and collaborative storytelling style that defines Critical Role.
This episode is a masterclass in high-risk TTRPG combat balanced with emotional storytelling, deep lore, and improvisational teamwork. Even if you’ve missed prior episodes of Campaign 4, Episode 18 Part 2 encapsulates what makes Critical Role a standout in actual play podcasts: moments of genuine fear, creative problem solving, devastating failures, tremendous victories—and above all, a cast of characters whose connections and consequences feel real and earned.