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Cut & Retie
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No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.
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TroutRage: Slim Jims & Stripper Salvation
4d ago00:46:48Tap to summarizeJohn Frazier abandons his fly rod, saves the baby, pays the pole dancer, and suffers the long-term consequences
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Ep. 188 - White Bread Salmon Groupies
1w ago01:28:50Tap to summarizeThis week, veteran captain Frank Campbell drags a Chinook behind his truck on the way to buy organizational storage bins, we drop a pile of loose crankbaits on the floor of boat and then refuse to use them, insist we know better than the guide when it comes to screaming at no one like a YouTuber, and fill a shopping cart with rancid fish in the name of charity.
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Ep. 187 - Sucker Punched At The Wind Farm
2w ago01:35:57Tap to summarizeThis week, "BigWater Adventures" host, Mark Davis, mops up liquid attractant after getting denied a dream muskie trip, we stick a state-record red horse in the wrong hole just before screwing up our pole dance, pull our truck out of the river in time to smack a few gale force smallies, and force our kids to eat fish that taste like sadness.
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Ep. 186 - Yippee-Ki-Yay, Streamer Chucker
3w ago01:42:54Tap to summarizeThis week, guide, author, and actor Ken Baldwin gets drunk and disorderly on the set of "Rudy," we suffer through Yoo-Hoo and bourbon to stick smallmouths in a gale, bring a hundred pounds of chum salmon home to our ungrateful wives and children, and give our clients some hot air so their bear spray doesn't blow up in the tent.
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Ep. 185 - Supreme Striper Spey Refusals
4w ago01:42:36Tap to summarizeThis week, fly guide Miles Marquez teaches us to fold T-shirts and cast only one direction on an English chalk stream, we explain how catching one rainbow trout can almost get you court martialed, throw our skateboards in a rented car we shouldn't have and drive to Trout Town U.S.A., and strong arm innocent tourists on a street corner into fishing with us by pretending to be their best friends.
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Ep. 184 - Golden Creek Chub Opportunities
May 101:49:34Tap to summarizeThis week, West Virginia fly guide Jacob Ott teaches Jamie Cermele how to ask the most annoying client questions, we run the Saturday palomino gauntlet until a whiskey double becomes the only cure for insanity, flail dry-dropper combos into every tree within 20 feet of 600 hungry rainbows, and harvest wild ramps after netting the brook trout of a 7-year-old lifetime.
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Ep. 183 - Fish Whistle While You Work
Apr 2401:31:51Tap to summarizeThis week, artist and guide Joe Forrestall of 603 Glass takes us mousing for browns with Wesley Pipes, we drop a molten sphere into our nether region and pass explosive diarrhea on to our good friends, stalk turkeys at the craft fair during a government sting operation, and explain that bowls are only for cereal and you may not hot box the pop-up ice shelter.
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Ep. 182 - Canadian Sacks Of Steel
Apr 1701:41:28Tap to summarizeThis week, veteran TV angler and Bassmaster emcee, Dave Mercer, explains why Canadian anglers won't wave at you if your truck's on fire, we get featured on the news and blame Joe Montana, offer one-minute tips to people who can't spend 30 seconds soaking cut bait, and Hawg Craw our way to amazing underwater footage of fish choking to death.
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Ep. 181 - Dooping Belly Shirts With The Dominologist
Apr 1001:42:09Tap to summarizeThe week, Obedie Williams of "Rippn Lipps" tapes a muffin topper to his steering wheel and cooks a stocked trout feast, we make guerrilla fishing DVDs and pass them out around the hot tub, get too drunk to chase younder stripers, and punch mats so hard we have to make them sign a waiver.
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Ep. 180 - Try The Stink Chamber And Fish Harder
Apr 301:38:45Tap to summarizeThis week river rat Paul Cain revs the "Shit Runner 2" for big-water trout redemption not involving anything chartreuse, we fail to impress our parents with our fire breathing skills, discuss the joys of auto anchor deployment when hunting trophy "inlands," travel back to 1982 for wings, and refuse to back down on proving fish like to eat live minnows.
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