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Cut & Retie
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No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.
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Ep. 194 - Walleye Snitches Get B-Team Stitches
1w ago01:38:40Tap to summarizeThis week, Captain Ross Robertson teaches us how to pick the perfect Yeti products for a baby shower, we yell at old men who are watching fish porn while missing actual fish on the line, slug a Four Loko before unveiling a bite so secret it doesn't actually exist, and chew bubble gum while chewing out everyone who's following us around the lake.
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TroutRage: Walker, Wading Ranger
2w ago00:34:16Tap to summarizeGuide Jacob Ott explains how tennis balls and river rocks don't mix, then follows up with naked trout stream fury
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Ep. 193 - Triple Dipped Danger Skiffs
2w ago01:41:44Tap to summarizeThis week, Riverhorse Nakadate takes a cold plunge with Johnny Utah and makes Dairy Queen sound better than ever, we nearly die trying to reach brook trout that we decide not to cast too, get rowdy at the Barnes & Noble with INXS after fighting a car thief, and cure food poisoning with a 9-inch worm and homemade blueberry pie.
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Ep. 192 - A Bonsai Grows In Brooklyn Striper Country
3w ago01:47:36Tap to summarizeThis week, artist, sculptor and angler, Ben Keating, makes perfect chicken Parm and gets rappers to give up their bling for charity, we lose in a fishing tournament but win for most diapers reeled in, launch flip-flops at the Verrazano Bridge and then go pheasant hunting in a dirt lot, and get our jean jackets airbrushed while attacking fluke with a cane pole.
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Ep. 191 - Your Man Boobs Look Great In That Sun Shirt
Jun 1901:40:20Tap to summarizeThis week, Kevin Blinkoff from "On The Water" cozies up under an afghan and tells us about catching snook that are actually catfish, we pop a Xanax and pray our boat will be fixed in time to score a bite under the fillet table, eat sandwiches under a bridge as downpours dash our glide bait hopes, and pledge to make fishing in mumus cool again.
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Ep. 190 - Dealing Snook The Poop Hand
Jun 1201:26:53Tap to summarizeThis week, veteran Florida captain Ed Zyak gets turned off by crackers and turned on to homemade sun protection paste, we threaten to burn down the house of all the fish unwilling to smash a live croaker, get the shoulder pat of glory after gawking at massive resident dock pets, and lose the brakes on our truck just as we're trying to make a good impression on a legendary fishing writer.
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Ep. 189 - Mexican Carp Succulents
Jun 501:40:59Tap to summarizeThis week, Tim Romano beams in to tell us about his favorite alpaca mousing sweater, we wrap ourselves in wet bed sheets and take a drive with the mayor of Gunnison Canyon, cry about the lack of water in the West and rejoice over the film "Spring Breakers," and opt into being total weirdos at the bass club and ghetto continental breakfast.
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TroutRage: Slim Jims & Stripper Salvation
Jun 100:46:48Tap to summarizeJohn Frazier abandons his fly rod, saves the baby, pays the pole dancer, and suffers the long-term consequences
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Ep. 188 - White Bread Salmon Groupies
May 2901:28:50Tap to summarizeThis week, veteran captain Frank Campbell drags a Chinook behind his truck on the way to buy organizational storage bins, we drop a pile of loose crankbaits on the floor of boat and then refuse to use them, insist we know better than the guide when it comes to screaming at no one like a YouTuber, and fill a shopping cart with rancid fish in the name of charity.
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Ep. 187 - Sucker Punched At The Wind Farm
May 2201:35:57Tap to summarizeThis week, "BigWater Adventures" host, Mark Davis, mops up liquid attractant after getting denied a dream muskie trip, we stick a state-record red horse in the wrong hole just before screwing up our pole dance, pull our truck out of the river in time to smack a few gale force smallies, and force our kids to eat fish that taste like sadness.
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