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Cut & Retie
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No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.
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TroutRage: Bloody Brown Listerine
1w ago00:34:48Tap to summarizeTattoo artist Drew Wilson takes us on a slippery-slope bull trout adventure that requires emergency treatment from a common oral hygiene product.
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Ep. 197 - Chubby Buffalo Or Nuclear Bison?
1w ago01:40:34Tap to summarizeThis week, Tyler Winter of Native Fish For Tomorrow saves his favorite bumper sticker from a tragic riverside death, we critique your forked stick game while taunting you in a dunk tank, complain about fishing access in the middle of a wildfire, and fly fish for dinosaurs after overstimulating them with a Chug Bug that's way to big for non-existent trout.
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Ep. 196 - The Shortest Tow To Traumatown
2w ago01:51:48Tap to summarizeThis week, Captain Eric Kerber rips the pull-start so hard ever snakeheader in Maryland hears the backfire, we explain to kids that all their drinks are free because they have no money, pass on a rain coat in a downpour so we don't wind up sweaty, and use a tennis racket to bounce a frog off the heads of anyone we don't think should be in our fishing spot.
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Ep. 195 - Setting The Brown Water Protein Bar
3w ago01:51:18Tap to summarizeThis week, tattoo artist Drew Wilson and guide Gabe Lloyd bicker over Amish style catfish tactics, we eat chocolate clay while dodging 100-year-old oak trees, wiggle minnow our way into grass flat smallmouth redemption, and convince ourselves everything is fine except for our experimental buzzbait flies and stay at the Not-The-Best Western.
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Ep. 194 - Walleye Snitches Get B-Team Stitches
Jul 1001:38:40Tap to summarizeThis week, Captain Ross Robertson teaches us how to pick the perfect Yeti products for a baby shower, we yell at old men who are watching fish porn while missing actual fish on the line, slug a Four Loko before unveiling a bite so secret it doesn't actually exist, and chew bubble gum while chewing out everyone who's following us around the lake.
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TroutRage: Walker, Wading Ranger
Jul 600:34:16Tap to summarizeGuide Jacob Ott explains how tennis balls and river rocks don't mix, then follows up with naked trout stream fury
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Ep. 193 - Triple Dipped Danger Skiffs
Jul 301:41:44Tap to summarizeThis week, Riverhorse Nakadate takes a cold plunge with Johnny Utah and makes Dairy Queen sound better than ever, we nearly die trying to reach brook trout that we decide not to cast too, get rowdy at the Barnes & Noble with INXS after fighting a car thief, and cure food poisoning with a 9-inch worm and homemade blueberry pie.
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Ep. 192 - A Bonsai Grows In Brooklyn Striper Country
Jun 2601:47:36Tap to summarizeThis week, artist, sculptor and angler, Ben Keating, makes perfect chicken Parm and gets rappers to give up their bling for charity, we lose in a fishing tournament but win for most diapers reeled in, launch flip-flops at the Verrazano Bridge and then go pheasant hunting in a dirt lot, and get our jean jackets airbrushed while attacking fluke with a cane pole.
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Ep. 191 - Your Man Boobs Look Great In That Sun Shirt
Jun 1901:40:20Tap to summarizeThis week, Kevin Blinkoff from "On The Water" cozies up under an afghan and tells us about catching snook that are actually catfish, we pop a Xanax and pray our boat will be fixed in time to score a bite under the fillet table, eat sandwiches under a bridge as downpours dash our glide bait hopes, and pledge to make fishing in mumus cool again.
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Ep. 190 - Dealing Snook The Poop Hand
Jun 1201:26:53Tap to summarizeThis week, veteran Florida captain Ed Zyak gets turned off by crackers and turned on to homemade sun protection paste, we threaten to burn down the house of all the fish unwilling to smash a live croaker, get the shoulder pat of glory after gawking at massive resident dock pets, and lose the brakes on our truck just as we're trying to make a good impression on a legendary fishing writer.
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