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All right. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the party. It's Friday. We got tech issues all over the place. You can tell YouTube decided to change something in the back end. I'm all about business continuity, but there's only one YouTube chat I can't go get chat from Amazon and bring it into the stream. So we're gonna have to sort through this technical issue on top of it. I guess. CISO series started their holiday vacation a day earlier. Because unless you're seeing something that I'm not seeing, their podcast isn't up. And I just discovered that minutes ago, which means we might go full AI Harry Carry reporter on the street. This is Simply Cyber's daily cyber threat brief. I am your chaotic host, Dr. Gerald Oer. And if you're looking to stay current one way or another on the top cyber news stories of the day and have go beyond the headlines with 20 plus years of experience and analysis alongside this entire, you know, enigmatic shadow crew right here, who you can't see, but I can see right now and is absolutely killing it. Giving you insights, going beyond the headlines, giving you tips, tricks, techniques, and lessons learned that you will never, ever get inside of a classroom or textbook. Then you're in the right place, my friend. I'm back in human form. I'm feeling great. Got a cup of coffee. We're gonna bang it out one way or another. This is simply Cyrus Daily cyber threat brief. And if you're not sure that you're in the right place, stick around. I think you're gonna figure it out. That you are. All right, what's up? So, yeah, Teemu chat over here. Whoever said that, Brilliant. I do got a full body sweat going on. I think it's because I'm all lathered up, ready to rock like a two true psychopath James McQuiggit at 35, 000ft dropping the bombs, Gifted memberships all over the place. Let's go. Where's my sound effects now? Are you joking me, bro? All right, hold on. Let's get rid of this. I. I don't even know what we're gonna do here. We'll figure it out. But, guys, what's up, Gifted? Subs from James McQuiggin. Who's James McQuiggin? Jerry? To the person who asked that. I'm glad you did. This is James McQuiggin. The guy lives at 35, 000ft. No, he's not a giant. But he is in seat 3B of whatever delta flight. Look in the air right now. You see a plane, high likelihood that he is in seat 3B coasting over your town right now. The man is legend. F5 fixed it for you. All right, Steve Young. You know what? Let's give it a shot. See, this is what it looks like when you do troubleshooting. This is what it is. It's messy. All right, how do we, I guess, reload this computer? Reload this. Where's my dang shirt? I know. I heart nist black on white. I know, I know, bro. I just. I don't even know. Here. Maybe we can cheat this. Hold on. Let me go through. Let me go through the things because someone might be dropping in here and being like, how is this show a podcast of the year award winning recipient? Oh, thank you very much. Oh, yeah, thank you. How is. How is this. How is this show winning awards? It looks like. It looks like it's put together with chicken wings, neck beard. Thanks for the squad membership. Chicken wing. Chicken wing, elbow macaroni. You're picking up what I'm putting down. Fortnite crowd like, listen, here's the deal. Number one. Okay? All right. Well, thank you. Number one. I don't research or prep for any of these shows, as you just discovered. I just walked into the Buffer Osier Flow studio and discovered that it's a hot mess. Okay? Ain't nobody got time for that. That's fine. You know what, guys? Let's be real. We work in cyber. Everything we walk into is typically a hot mess. We're either there to fix it, we're there to build it a new. We're there to unf it. You see what I'm saying? We are there for this. So this entire situation of it being a dumpster fire is pretty on brand, like, welcome to cyber security. Today's your first day. All right, Duke Norris is in the house. What's up, Duke? So check it out, guys. I don't research or prep for the shows, but I can tell you in one form or fashion or another, we are going to go through eight cyber stories of the day. We're going to give you the headline. Obviously, you can get that on your own. The value prop is if you stay with us and be part of this simply cyber community, you're not only going to get additional insights, but you're going to be hanging and chilling with one of the coolest crowds on the planet. The simply cyber community. We got Port Zero in the upstate or Midlands, Elliot Matison, Phil Stafford in the San Francisco connection, Roswell uk across the pond, Sierra Montgomery. Always creeping about, doing good things. Jose Alfredo, blue badges all around, guys. James McQuiggin is going to be dropping jokes at the mid roll for us. So if you're ready for that, you want to start your weekend off right, starting with us, this guy, dropping belly whoppers all over the place. We've got the mod team in full stack, Justin Gold, DJ B on point. It's going to be all about good times, guys. Now, whether or not you can see the chat, I. I can't see it on stream, but you probably can see it on your device that you're looking at. Okay. All right, so CISO series is on Spotify, so that's good. Thank you. So you could probably see it on your device. So say what's up in chat. Grab a screenshot, file it away. Once a year, count those screenshots up, divide it by two and you'll be good to go when you count up those screenshots. Real Bilbo says, I've been unemployed since the 14th of November. I've been in the grind and on the hunt and have great news. Today I was offered a position as a senior infrastructure cyber security engineer. Amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing. So if you don't know what we do here, we celebrate each other's wins. I personally know Bilbo. I've worked with Bilbo on multiple projects. The guy is awesome. I love this guy and I'm happy to get this news. Also, I don't want to ruin his news, but he had a really great personal event happen in his life that is significant and we're super excited for that. Again, not gonna disclose any personal information, but Bilbo crushing it like a wrecking ball. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay, let me try to get chat up one more time. Okay. It seems like everything's kind of like the cosmos. Just wanted to embarrass me for a second. Now that the podcast is bad. Here we go. Come on. I'm gonna give myself a wrecking ball. Wrecking ball. For getting the chat back up. Okay, hold on. Here we go. We got a gifted super chat coming in. Here we go. Let's check it out. 20 cyber hound tech. Thanks for the super chat. Hey, Doc, it's been a minute from central Mass. Yeah, boy. After an injury that took me out of work and now laid off. Oh, that sucks. Sucks, man. Took my SEC plus passed with just a week of studying slay Security Plus. Yes, sir. And many years of simply cyber. Happy Christmas. Way to go. Way to go. First of all, thanks for the super Chat. Second of all, congratulations on passing that sack plus and showing it hoots, boss. Third, I'm super bummed out you got injured. That sucks. In general, health is super important to me. As you can tell, this past week's been really rough, and then getting laid off stinks. So I'm happy that you're in good spirits. I wish you a very happy holiday, Cyber Hound Tech. And stay warm up there in Massachusetts. All right, guys, hold on. I'm all over the place. Dude, it's a Friday. You know what we got Jawjacking. Stay tuned because at the top of the hour, 9:00am Eastern Time, we are going to do a panel of multiple cyber professionals answering your questions. The energy is electric today on the stream, at least in my opinion. I'm feeling electric. Boogie woogie woogie woogie drink. Let's see if I can get the CISO series audio working here, bro. It's here. No, it's not here. How do we. Computer, refresh. How do I like Spotify refresh? Hold on. TSO series. Do me a favor. Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. Do Dr. Pepper. It's not a doctor or a pepper. Discuss. Okay, I'm just going to close Spotify. All right, enough. I'm gonna. I'm gonna do what all IT people do. Turn it off and on again. Let's go. Here we go. Hold on, computer. I can't even play music background because that's on my Spotify CISO series. Please give us the news. And we have a way. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have the stories. This was just not karma, but this was just an opportunity for me to look embarrassed on stream as my stuff wasn't set up. But everything's gonna be good now. Like that Michael Jackson song, like when he was a little kid. It's like everything's gonna be best friends.
