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Neil
A zoom call with your judge.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. That's perfect. My parole officer or the judge handling my case. That's fine.
Neil
Did you speaking about the, about the weather to this storm that's coming through. I was hearing a little bit on weather and the Weather Channel. Not good stuff. If you're in the south and then particularly our friends down in Mississippi.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Neil
For the Senior bowl that's going on this weekend. Well, and it's going to be, it's going to be dangerous, dangerous weather situations down there. So hope everyone is prepared. And you know, they're saying the possibility of being without electricity for a week.
Dan Bernstein
Well, you don't need electricity for the Senior Bowl. Let's see how much they love football. Damn it. That'll be.
Neil
People that live down there might want electricity.
Dan Bernstein
They haven't had electricity down there forever. They're fine. They haven't had education or electricity or roads or anything like that. They'll be okay.
Neil
But I just think of our good friend Matt Miller who's going down to the Senior Bowl. I know Matt Bowen was always down there for the Senior bowl, so yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Matt, Matt Bowen's going through his giant stack of college offers for his kid right now.
Neil
That's all he's doing for him. That's awesome.
Dan Bernstein
He's busy. He's busy going. I think it's been like Nebraska, Ohio State. I think he's just.
Neil
I think you read one letter, have one beer, read a letter, have one beer, go through that bush. That bush light £30.
Dan Bernstein
Bush heavies. Bush heavies. Probably. I guess he's celebrating. He's splurging on those. Yeah.
Neil
That's awesome, man. I saw that on Instagram. Very cool.
Dan Bernstein
So this is usually a day of misery if you're a Bears fan. The day that we sort through the post season Bears press conference, when the season's over, they've had their exit interviews and they meet the media, it's almost always misery because usually the people in charge of the Bears come out and they make us feel like they aren't watching the same games and they say things and then they take them back halfway and then one person says one thing, another person says another and we come away scratching our heads wondering what was good enough, what was not good enough. Why do they like continuity but they talk about change and then we ask, well, who's really running things and who's accountable to whom? Who. Who's answering to whom? This is usually that day and our well worn habits put us in a position to say, oh great. Bears end of season press conference. This is when Ted Phillips will say, did we get the quarterback right? Nah. Our coaches smart? Not really. But we're going to bring them back because it's easier and that's just kind of what we do around here. And then we go shuffle off into our winter and we watch better teams play football. They so it was incredibly refreshing to hear yesterday's end of season Bears press conference when you can have the coach and the general manager stand in front of the assembled media representing all of us as Fans and not sound stupid. That's really the victory. Yesterday, the Chicago Bears organizationally presented themselves publicly on a day that usually screams into the hinterlands how stupid they are and how behind they are and how far away they are. And yesterday they didn't. They actually sounded competent and aware and as if they have experienced what we've experienced, but they are keeping the. Their bar high.
Neil
Yeah, I loved it. The fact the season ended three. Three days prior to that press conference yesterday, and Ben Johnson referred to it as last year. Last season. I mean, that dude closed the book and turned the page and it's ready to roll.
Dan Bernstein
Yep. He took the book off his head and then he. And he turned the page and then he put the book back on his head because you need that because of the weather.
Neil
We know last season, man, he is. He is on 20, 26 already.
Dan Bernstein
And then he filled his socks with Hungarian paprika.
Neil
Yes. And Calabrian chilies, which are the best. If you're gonna have hot honey, you might as well have Calabria and hot honey. Cause it's the best hot honey you can have.
Dan Bernstein
Right? Well, I mean, you're just looking out for your peeps in Calabria, probably, but why not? But I understand that. Yeah, we keep a jar of Calabria and hot chilies in the fridge and use either the chilies or the oil on a lot of stuff.
Neil
Yeah. Well, I have a jar in the fridge and I have a jar on my nightstand next to the bed. So if I get cold, I just. I rub some on my feet.
Dan Bernstein
Just put it right on the pillowcase.
Neil
Yeah. Lay in it. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
How did that. They let Melissa Stark stand there with a jar of. She's like. Just like. You can get in the grocery store. Stop telling people to do that. It's stupid. Please. At some point, somebody in the broadcast should have said, nobody at the NFL on NBC recommends that you actually put cayenne pepper in your fucking socks. Right. It's. Come on.
Neil
What.
Dan Bernstein
Stop doing that. Well, they're. They're really onto something. They're.
Neil
I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I think it's. It was. It was Tony Medlin who reached out to the Rams equipment manager was like, hey, I know it's going to be cold, but there's something that we do that you guys should consider trying.
Dan Bernstein
See, here's the thing. We know T. Med does the coat drive every year. The Bear's coat drive. Tony Medlin and the equipment staff, it's their thing. It's their baby, which tells me they understand you Know what you do when it's cold?
Neil
You get a coat.
Dan Bernstein
As our buddy Jim Tillman once said, put on a coat. That's what you do. You don't put seasonings in your socks.
Neil
And I wonder if they, like. They try all different types of peppers, like chili powder first, like you use for a nice taco mix.
Dan Bernstein
Or right, like, regular. Do they put, like, a serrano or maybe a poblano? Do they. Do they try out the dried and.
Neil
The cayenne works the best and everything else.
Dan Bernstein
And the science has said that the best seasoning to put in your socks to keep your feet warm. Come on, people. Like, I know we've gotten dumber, but this is the fact that a national broadcast allowed that. Nobody questioned it. Not a single person there said, what the hell is wrong with them? What are they doing?
Neil
Yeah, if I'm a producer. If I'm a producer and I. And I like Melissa Stark, I say, hey, let's. Let's not do that. Or, I don't want you to do that. Let's see if we get the guys in the booth to do it.
Dan Bernstein
Or if you do it, maybe raise an eyebrow comically. Maybe say, well, this is what they think works. So, hey, you know who's right?
Neil
Then she could have followed it up with. And then the bears put Italian beef in their socks to keep them warm.
Dan Bernstein
Just the seasonings, not the. Just the oregano and the garlic powder, probably, right.
Neil
Oregano, garlic, onion, pepper.
Dan Bernstein
Oregano, you know, maybe. And they put that in the.
Neil
Shake it around, a little salt and pepper to taste.
Dan Bernstein
But they did it with a straight face. She held up a jar of it.
Neil
This is.
Dan Bernstein
This is really what you're supposed to do. No, you want to talk about changing the sizes of the cleats or who's going into the blue tent. Oh, they're going into the cayenne pepper tent because they're not seasoned well enough yet. This guy needed more salt.
Neil
No, that's what they need a sponsor on, like, the food tent. He's making his way to the Giordano's.
Dan Bernstein
Pizza tent to go in and get red pepper flakes smeared on him to keep him warm.
Neil
Comes out with red pepper all over his face. What'd you eat?
Dan Bernstein
Nothing.
Neil
They just sprinkled me with red pepper.
Dan Bernstein
I'm warm now. I'm good. I'm hot now. Taste. Oh, my God.
Neil
All right, so the press conference for the first time ever.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. First couple notes of Bears News. Declan Doyle has been requested in the Eagles interview slate. They want to talk to him about their open offensive coordinator position. And Bears defensive backs coach Al Harris is going to get an interview to talk about the packers defensive coordinator job.
Neil
But I don't understand, though, Dan, help me understand this. Why would other teams want to talk to the assistant coaches on a team that was fraudulent, that wasn't real, that was getting lucky, that played nothing but bad quarterbacks? Like, why would you want to bring a guy for a defensive coordinator when your team. All you did was play bad quarterbacks and bad teams and had really no important wins at all in the season? Why. Why would that happen?
Dan Bernstein
It's because of the guy we're about to hear from, and that is the Bears head coach, Ben Johnson and what he has done with this team to kind of. To change our world a little bit. Because this is a day that usually is not fun when we listen to the Bears talk and they're. They're annoying and weird, and they weren't in large part because of what this guy had to say.
Ben Johnson
You know, we won games, we put ourselves in a good position, but ultimately we came up short. We're one of the 31 other teams that fell short. If anything, that just rejuvenates me and makes me want to push harder and longer than what we did this past season. So I'm already looking ahead to 20, 26 myself. We go back to square one. It's back to the bottom again, and we got to build this thing back up. You know, the thing is, you can look at 20, 25 and you can say, hey, it's a great start. Well, the truth is, it was really hard to accomplish what we accomplished, and it wasn't good enough.
Dan Bernstein
Hit the reset button on whatever video game you're playing, you did not make it to the final boss. So you start back at level one, and to hear them say that and to be able to not feel bad about that, to know, okay, there's a level of trust now that we can say that for. For him to declare a reset and a beginning and whatever this new crop of guys is, and it's time to build him back up the way he did it last year. I actually think it can be even better. Because now they've got a season where they're going to pare away the stuff that they didn't like that they did. They're not going to tell us what it is, probably, but we can ask. I think there's some good questions to be asked to Ben Johnson to say, what. What might you do differently? What did you question? What did you go into last year saying, we'll see how this works, and now you can. You can move off of it. You can adjust. You can make your own halftime adjustments in the way that you did your job so good. It's. It's. It's much better news than we usually get.
Neil
Yeah. And what I loved about it, Dan, is that previous regimes, previous head coaches who had kind of an unexpected year would have talked about all the good things they did, would have lived on how great it was, and would have taken those exceeded expectations and really, you know, patted themselves on the back and said, you know, yeah, we won more games than we were expected to win. And, you know, we did this and we did that, and I did that, and I. They. They would have really lived in the glory of what was a very small anomaly of what their. Their coaching career would have been in Chicago. Ben Johnson, plain and simple, wasn't good enough. It starts over, you know, and we heard him say last on Monday that. That there is no building momentum.
Ryan Poles
It's.
Neil
It's all. It's all zeros now, and we're starting from scratch. This roster could look very, very different. Very, very different. So you can't talk about what we did in 2025, because that's dead and over with. And I just love that he didn't hang his hat on what they accomplished this year, because no matter what they accomplished, and they accomplished a lot, no matter what they accomplished, it wasn't good enough. They were one of the 31 teams that failed in the 2025 season. That's what I love to hear from my head coach.
Dan Bernstein
How about what we hear from the general manager? And we'll see if Ben Johnson's words, Ben Johnson's presence, and whatever this season was can make a Bears GM sound smarter than usual on this day.
Ryan Poles
I heard the whole Cardiac Bear thing. I'd rather not be the Cardiac Bears, but if that's what that game needs, then that's what you need to do. But I do think you got to win close games. When you get down to that two minutes, it's important. It repped that a lot, and the guys were prepared for it. Yeah, I don't think you want to be living on the edge all the time, but I think what you can take from the season is that we were able to have poise down the stretch of games and be poised to finish, and guys made plays when they needed to be made. I don't think that's a characteristic that you should ever shy away from.
Dan Bernstein
Don't want to be the cardiac Bears don't want to live on the edge. Thank you.
Neil
Yep.
Dan Bernstein
As exciting as it was, you don't choose that life because it's not one you want to live. It's not a healthy one for anybody involved. It's not a way to run a football team to say, oh, well, we're never going to have the lead in this game until the. Until all of a sudden the game is over and we've won, and that's just how we're going to do things. You want to win every game 50 to nothing. You want to. You want to stomp everybody and you want to make them miserable and you want to make them never want to play football again. Ideally, that's how you do it. And you get wherever you want on offense and you prevent them from gaining a yard on defense, and there's absolutely no drama whatsoever. That's an impossible goal, but that's what you shoot for. And if and when the Bears are winning championships, it's not going to be playing the way that they did last year. Not to take anything away from how exciting and fun and fulfilling and enjoyable it all was. No.
Neil
Correct. And I think one thing that stood out to me with Ryan Poles, pretty much every answer he gave, at some point in the answer, he referred back to what coach said. What coach said, what coach said. And that just stood out to me a lot. It really. And because I. First of all, I haven't heard a Bears GM do that. And it also speaks to the influence, the power that Ben Johnson has at Hallis Hall.
Dan Bernstein
They've.
Neil
What coach said, what coach said. This is what coach said. And what coach said followed up. Oh, and coach said, a good GM.
Dan Bernstein
Would love to do that. Yeah. Do you know how much easier that makes a general manager's life when you.
Neil
Have a competent guy in charge of the team?
Dan Bernstein
Yes. To have a working relationship built on confidence and trust. That's exactly. It's. There are people, there are counterparts of Ryan polls that would be envious of a press conference like that. Look at that absolute shit show in Buffalo. Did you see that? It's like, well, we never wanted this receiver. The owner is sitting there saying, well, that's on him and that's not on him. They had to clean it up. They. They spent like the. The next 15 minutes trying to explain what the hell their owner was talking about. And they're probably calling Keon Coleman and saying, hey, man, we're not mad at you. Don't worry about it. We know you're going to be around next year. Sorry for crapping all over you at a press conference like that. Was the. That used to be the Bears. That kind of.
Neil
It was a mess. Yeah, for sure.
Dan Bernstein
That used to be that. All that stuff that was going on in Buff would have been the kind of thing we used to expect from the Bears.
Neil
Right.
Dan Bernstein
And the fact that it wasn't is. It's. It's a small thing, but if you've really gone through it every single year for so long, it's. It's. We shouldn't be celebrating it. It shouldn't be a luxury to have intelligence and competence. But the primary reason for all, all of it, every bit of it, is Ben Johnson on a day like that. Obviously, the drafting of Caleb Williams was not Ben Johnson's doing, but everything that has been built around him has been directed at the very least or strongly advised by him. And to be here on this day hearing this kind of stuff is good. And we get a GM who can kind of take a little bit of a victory lap when it comes to last off season. We start talking about. We start talking about trust and we start talking about what we can do to say, hey, I. I think it's reasonable that the Bears can sustain this level of quality, if not this kind of football that they don't really want to sustain. Last year at this time, I was saying, damn it, the Bears need to improve their interior offensive line. And I was saying it as. As strongly as I could and as many times as I possibly could that guard, center, guard, and needed to be improved for them to do anything that they wanted and do anything that whoever their new coach was going to be could possibly do. And I'll be damned. They did it. Ryan. Polls went out and through trades and free agency, was able to put together an offensive line that did the job even with injuries. And that's something else that polls addressed.
Neil
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.
Ryan Poles
It was cool to see them go through the process. I think one thing with. With O line, it's almost like a choreographed. Like you got to work together. It's a unique position where that. That's true.
Neil
Yeah. So he was asked about the three interior linemen that he brought in to evaluate their season. That's the answer he gave. It just. It jumped out and it stood out to me. Just because of what we discussed yesterday and the move of Joe Tunney from guard to tackle for the final game. Again, not going back saying that's why the Bears lost the game. It just. It just. It's it just, it didn't sit right with me. It's not going to sit right with me. And it'll take some time to fade away. And to hear Ryan Poles describe it that way, an offensive lineman himself, that it's like a choreography and those guys, you know, work together and it is like a dance. And to have those three guys understand each other's movements and their tendencies and to have that time of working together for, you know, 17 regular season games, the first playoff game, and then to have that interrupted in the divisional round at home against the Rams. It's just that that comment from Ryan polls stood out to me. But kudos to Ryan Poles for doing what he did, not only in the draft class, but in free agency and in trades to put this team together that won the NFC north and from.
Dan Bernstein
Whoever was responsible in the PR department for making sure it was just those two, that you didn't need Kevin Warren there, you didn't need George McCaskey there. You didn't have to clutter up that press conference with unnecessary levels or layers for it to be about football and for all of us to emerge from it with a positive feeling. I rarely compliment the way the Bears handle this stuff, but from, from Ben Johnson's opening press conference through now for them, they've, they've gotten better at a lot of it, especially on the football side. They've gotten better because their coach is smart.
Neil
And one other thing that I want to mention from Ryan Poles, they didn't pull the cup, but he was talking about the injuries, the Jalen Johnson wrist injury that happened in the Rams game. Said it's not a big deal, but he did mention about Ozzie Tripillo and he said, quote, no timeline, but quote, deep into next year, end quote.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, as we talked about when I, when I started asking around and I read you what our anonymous sports orthopedic surgeon said was the completely avulsed patella tendon is a bad injury and it's a bad injury for a left tackle.
Neil
So we about a 55% recovery rate.
Dan Bernstein
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Neil
Oh, yeah. Michael and Walter.
Dan Bernstein
Walter Payton. Yeah, and Michael Jordan.
Neil
Yeah. And the tuxes. I do remember that. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
That kind of just, you know, a late 80s cool Chicago vibe. These guys have to get together and do something. And then their other buddy, the other guy that, that hangs out in that group is Modest Boozelis. He's not at that level yet. This is kind of what we were debating yesterday on OWC was what it would take for Modest to be able to be at a level professionally where it would. It wouldn't look awkward if he's in that group. Yeah, but he's, you know, he's getting better, he's playing well. But I just.
Neil
So is this like the Mount Rushmore of young rising stars in Chicago sports?
Dan Bernstein
I don't, I don't like using the Mount Rushmore, but I was thinking more like what could we do with fan fiction? What could we do to. To write a different script where we Know the character. The people involved are Caleb, pca, Bedard, and Modus. And either they're, like, solving crime or they're fighting crime or solving mysteries or performing acts of random kindness. Or it could be something really mundane where they have, like, an upholstery business or something, or they form a firm to do sort of arcane tax law. It doesn't have to be really exciting, but I've been sort of playing with this in my mind of, like, Caleb is probably the leader and. Oh, and Caleb's dog. His dog has to be a part of it, too. Okay, Super. That's his dog. Is that right? Like, s. His dog's name is Super, I think. Look it up. I think so. I think it's S u p R or something for super bowl or something. Like, he's got a. That's his dog. And I. I see like a. Like a. Like a Scooby Doo kind of thing where they're all in a. In a. In a van with the sides painted, like, airbrushed. Super cool stuff. Or like, real kind of, you know, Chicago street art on the side. Caleb's driving.
Neil
His dog's name is Supa.
Dan Bernstein
Supa. S u p a Supa. Okay. Yeah. So that's. That's the dog that's like, Scooby.
Neil
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
And then the dog is there, and the dog kind of talks, but not really like. And you can understand what the dog is saying. And the dog is a personality and. But what do they do? Like, this is a blank canvas for us to figure out. And PCA is like, the guy. He's always a little bit crazy. You never know exactly what he's going to do. And his hair is, like blue hair or something.
Neil
I think it's like. I think. I think we're. We're. I think we're just settle on maybe like a sitcom. Like a reality sitcom. They. They all live together.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Neil
Where in each. It's an. It's got to be an apartment. A loft.
Dan Bernstein
It's a. Like a gorgeous loft apartment in Full Market.
Neil
Downtown. Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Fulton Market. Right.
Neil
And they all live together. And it just. It's, you know, it's like a reality show follows their lives. I'm kind of getting, like, a similar opening type of, like, sequencing of maybe Three's Company. But the four of them, you know, do.
Dan Bernstein
And I know bikes.
Neil
Yeah. And like. And one of them is, like, the slob. And one guy is the airhead in the group. I'm going to. I don't even know him, but I'll Say Buzelis is like the airhead, but Dart is like the quiet one. Keeps to himself. Very neat and clean.
Dan Bernstein
But they. But they also each have a superpower.
Neil
Oh, okay, so they need superpowers.
Dan Bernstein
Well, don't they? Because, like, each one, if. If needed or if stressed out, they've got to have a superpower because it could be like a Fantastic Four kind of thing too. Right? Where. Where Caleb turns into Iceman and he's. He's like Frozone or something. You know what I mean? Like, he can. He makes everything cool.
Neil
Or maybe. Maybe we don't do the sitcom. Maybe you want them to have, like, a business. How about they have like a frozen yogurt shop or an ice cream shop.
Dan Bernstein
And then hijinks ensue.
Neil
Yes. Yeah. Iceman's Ice Cream Shop.
Dan Bernstein
Iceman's Ice Cream Shop. But, like, there's a big delivery and Will. Will Modest Bruisellas make it on time? I don't know. Because he's got to get the frozen yogurt where it's got to go. Like, these are all different. We need to just get a handle on how many episodes we have, how long the season's going to be.
Neil
Bedard serves the cups of ice cream with a hockey stick. And his flings laser shots of people.
Dan Bernstein
Just flicks.
Neil
PCA breaks down the boxes with his bat because he's angry, because he struck.
Dan Bernstein
Out at a bad pitch throwing stuff everywhere. Yeah, I don't know. We can go in a lot of directions with this.
Neil
I do like this group, though, you know, with Modest.
Dan Bernstein
Modest is what he looks like shaggy, because maybe he could. Maybe Modest is in charge of Supa.
Neil
How about a boy band? Can we make him into a boy band?
Dan Bernstein
Sure.
Neil
Modest could be.
Dan Bernstein
There's no. There are no bad ideas. There are. No. No. Modest wouldn't be the cute one, but.
Neil
He'S got that look that.
Dan Bernstein
He's the tall one.
Neil
Yeah, the tall one with the hair that's just weird looking like kids wear today.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. If they were a boy band, Modest would be like. Like Ringo Starr. Like, he would be the one that, like, people only like because other people don't like him. You know what I mean?
Neil
Like Darth, the quiet one. PCA is the outlandish, flamboyant, crazy one.
Dan Bernstein
And Caleb's sort of the grown up who rolls his eyes. Yeah, he rolls his eyes at the actions. Like, oh, there they go. Crazy. Modest is doing his things again.
Neil
Yep. I like it. I like boy band. I think boy band's the way to go.
Dan Bernstein
Well, they could also be a boy band. Don't you understand that the way these things work is it's. It. You know, like the Monkeys or the Partridge Family. Like, by day, they could be their sports stars, and then they're also fighting crime and solving mysteries, and they're a boy band.
Neil
Wow. So there's a lot going on.
Dan Bernstein
Busy show. I'm just putting this out there. I just think this is for Chicago to have in multiple sports a reasonable selection, reasonable representative group of young stars. We don't get to do this all that often.
Neil
Well, I think if we're going to go the boy band route, we need to add one more guy to the group, though.
Dan Bernstein
Well, because Angel Reese is too famous.
Neil
No, I think we need to add Colson Loveland if we're doing a boy band. I don't know.
Dan Bernstein
I guess the Bears. No. Do we need a White Sox?
Neil
Oh, you want to. Yeah. We could put Louis angel in there.
Dan Bernstein
Munetaka Murakami.
Neil
No, Louis Angel.
Dan Bernstein
No, he's not here yet. He's not.
Neil
But that's a great name for a boy band, though.
Dan Bernstein
Louie Angel. Yeah. Yeah. It would help us demographically. Actually, from a business perspective, that wouldn't be a terrible idea.
Neil
Well, who else is on the White Sox? That's.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, it'd be. What's his name, the shortstop?
Neil
Oh, Minecraft.
Dan Bernstein
Not Chase Minecraft. The other guy.
Neil
I like Minecraft. No, I like him.
Dan Bernstein
Colson Montgomery.
Neil
Oh, yeah. Montgomery. He's the best player, right?
Dan Bernstein
I think so. Okay. I feel like Minecraft, you know? You know, we didn't even get till. We didn't get 60 seconds into this until an angry White Sox fan fired off an email. I promise you. I promise you. We didn't get 60 seconds.
Neil
Can the Pope represent the White Sox?
Dan Bernstein
No, but he is in it. He's definitely in this.
Neil
He's the guy they go to for advice.
Dan Bernstein
Or it's. Yes, like Tennessee Tuxedo will show up and he'll be taught by Phineas J. Whoopee.
Neil
Or if there's. Yeah. If there's any tension in the group, they go to the. They go to the Pope, and he helps them resolve it.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Listen.
Neil
Words of wisdom, you knuckleheads.
Dan Bernstein
Now he smacks their heads together. You guys figure this out on your own. Now hug it out, bitches.
Neil
I can't believe you left the White Sox out.
Dan Bernstein
That's terrible.
Neil
Dan, longtime Sox fan.
Ben Johnson
Wow.
Neil
And that was. This is your bit, too. You deliberately left them out.
Dan Bernstein
Well, I just. I don't know that they have Somebody who deserves inclusion yet.
Neil
Because when you told me about it, I texted you. I said, what about White Sox?
Dan Bernstein
And you just. You didn't.
Neil
You ignored my text. Oh, God. Man, oh, man.
Dan Bernstein
Who is it going to be? Kyle Teal. What are you going to do?
Neil
Is that a player?
Dan Bernstein
Yes.
Neil
You know, Kyle Thiel on the White.
Dan Bernstein
Sox and Edgar Caro? Yes. But, yeah, it's probably Colston Montgomery, because now there's a Colson Montgomery, because there's a Colston Loveland and a Colson Montgomery. Got to make sure we get our Colstons and our Colsons appropriately separated to make sure we understand them. All right.
Neil
I like it, though. That's a fun group. A fun group of young rising stars.
Dan Bernstein
Or maybe the. The White Sox guy comes in in, like, the fifth season, and it's like, the moment, you know, the show's over and the shark has been jumped.
Neil
Oh, yeah. When.
Dan Bernstein
When he comes in, like, you know, we've talked about this before, like, cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch or the, you know, the Great Gazoo or the other guy.
Neil
The.
Ben Johnson
The little.
Dan Bernstein
The little cracker ass on Different Strokes. Goober Joe.
Neil
That wasn't Oliver. Which one was Oliver on?
Dan Bernstein
That was Brady Bunch.
Neil
Brady Bunch. Okay. Yeah. Who was the. Who was the white kid on Different.
Dan Bernstein
Strokes we talked about?
Neil
Yeah, I know. I remember his name, though.
Dan Bernstein
Redhead. Gomer. I eat something like that.
Neil
Yeah, Gomer sounds about right.
Dan Bernstein
And they brought him in and, like, the. Nobody knew what he was doing there. It's like, get the hell out of here.
Neil
So those are like. That's. Those your comparisons to White Sox players?
Dan Bernstein
For the purposes of this show, I'm just taking notes. Stop now. I didn't do anything. Yes, you are working.
Neil
Forcing you to speak words from your mouth.
Dan Bernstein
Ulterior motives. Next thing, you're gonna have bad words for South Sudan basketball.
Neil
Right? Why can't it be Lu all day?
Dan Bernstein
Why do you hate. Why is Lu all day not in this show?
Neil
I suggested Lu all day. And you're like, hell, no. All in capital letters.
Dan Bernstein
Jesus.
Neil
I'm like, why so outraged?
Dan Bernstein
Well, you know how it is. The Cubs ZiPS projections are out, okay? And these are Dan Zimborski's computers that spit these out for fan graphs every year. And last year when we did this around the same time, where I did this around the same time, they ended up being almost dead on Zips Did a really good job nailing down where the Cubs were last year. And this is much more individualized than it is for the whole team. It's probably It's a fool's errand to just kind of add up all the wins above replacement that are generated by these projections. It's not like Pakota, because when Baseball Prospectus comes out with their, their Pakota projections, that is done with an estimate, an estimation of playing time.
Neil
Okay. And you have a, do you have a win total here on this, on these projections?
Dan Bernstein
No. That's what I'm saying. Because they don't. They don't really, you can get an idea of where they are, but they don't give you this many wins. They'll just give you what the individuals will do and then it, it's a matter of playing time. It's a matter of who's healthy, who's not, who's playing, and when. That's going to give you sort of a team projection.
Neil
All right, give it to me. Nate.
Dan Bernstein
This is soaping yourself up in the shower for the this is the 22nd season in a row that the Zips projection system has done this. And this is a like all these other mechanisms, it's constantly being tweaked based on the results and as we get more measurements and better information, they're always trying to update the version each year. So Zimborski will write this. I'm not going to give you every little bit of gory statistical detail because it's better to just go with what is presented here. Okay. And he writes that Zips was a big believer in the 2025 Chicago Cubs and it was right on point about most of their core talent. The problem was that Zips wasn't right about the Milwaukee brewers and the Milwaukee 14 game winning streak all but settled things by mid August. Add in a five game loss to the Brew Crew in the NLDS and a successful season ended in underwhelming fashion for the Cubs, who went into the off season looking to replace Kyle Tucker and shore up the rotation. Said Generally speaking, the Cubs have a rather boring lineup in one manner, it's mostly well established players who are largely in the same roles as last season. You've got Carson Kelly and Miguel Amaya as the ladder is swapped in for Rhys McGuire. So there's your competent tandem behind the plate. Swanson, Horner, PCA will play terrific defense and PCA will add a bunch of homers at the cost of rather low on base percentage. Hap and Suzuki are on the wrong side of 30, but not distressingly so, and the typically B plus corner outfielders will likely put up their typical B plus seasons and one can see why the Cubs felt they could afford to trade Owen Casey to Miami for Edward Cabrera because he was going to have a hard time finding playing time. Kevin Alcantara's defense makes him a more versatile fourth outfielder, so he's got Alcantara there. Says there's a lot of changes. They're third base to DH by way of Suzuki playing a lot more right field. Alex Bregman more or less the Kyle Tucker replacement. A bit less bat, bit more defensive value. Ballesteros has a lot of offensive upside, not exciting yet as a full time dh. Says Matt Shaw loses significant value as a dh while Zips is optimistic about Tyler Austin though it doesn't provide a lot of flexibility and he said it's mostly successful six year run in Japan. He says mostly successful because it wasn't particularly durable in the npb. His most notable and amusing injury this Tyler Austin coming when he smashed his head on the dugout ceiling while changing his jersey. I didn't know that happened so I'm not sure what happens with Shaw. He's been musical chaired out of a significant role. I don't know how seriously the Cubs consider him a super sub because the durability of Swanson and Horner. We didn't get any sneak peeks about how the Cubs really feel about his ability to play middle infield when the rubber meets the road. And he mentions among pitchers the Cubs have a very deep rotation that is very deep. Also in unexcitement, there's some upside here in Edwin Cabrera, but the team has a whole lot of broadly average starting pitching options. The good news? If Justin Steele has any setbacks, Zips likes the team's replacement options even with especially bad luck with injuries. The computer thinks Assad will be adequate and that Ben Brown and Jordan Wicks could be far more acceptable as starters that they've shown so far. Said even if Colin Ray or Connor Noland were forced into starting some games, it wouldn't be apocalyptic. While deep in meh, Zips is more enthusiastic about the bullpen so that projected sufficiency comes out of the defense behind it. With the relievers having eras below four, Hunter Harvey, Daniel Palencia and the relief version of Porter Hodge are well liked. Said remember the rule, don't freak out about one year home run totals. He said the only ones that Zips look at looks at with a side eye are Ethan Roberts and Jacob Webb. All in all, the Cubs look like a team with a win total in the low 90s. The only negative is that Zips feel similarly about the brewers this time around, we won't know the end of the story for another nine months. So I guess the takeaway is no news is good news. That's the takeaway here. And a lot of these projections have come out close to the middle. I was a little surprised that Kate Horton, and this is my editorialization now, Kate Horton, I think, has got the most upside room here, at least judging from my eye test, is that they only have him as a 1.7 WAR pitcher. Not they, but the ZiPS projection only has him there. And it's. That surprises me a little bit because I just thought that some of what we saw here last year had star potential in it. He's absolutely projected at a 3.89 ERA pitching 125 innings and striking out 109 and walking 37. The best pitcher that they have projects to be Matthew Boyd. Oh, okay, right. He's at 2.4. And then you've got Imanaga and Cabrera at 1.9 wins, Horton at 1.7.
Neil
They have Cabrera the same as Imanaga.
Dan Bernstein
Yep, yep.
Neil
I don't like that.
Dan Bernstein
Again, a lot of that might just be injury. As far as the. The total WAR number around the diamond, it seems about right, if a little bit conservative. They got the catching position between Kelly and Amaya at 2.7, Bregman 3.7. Swanson's a 4:1, Horner's a 3:9, Bush at 3.5-pca, 4:9, which is a really high number for this kind of projection. That generally is conservative. And then HAP at 2. 9, Suzuki at 2.
Ben Johnson
8.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, that's a playoff team is what that.
Neil
Yeah, it sounds pretty reasonable. For sure.
Dan Bernstein
That's a playoff team. And I'm not. Again, there's nothing to get mad at, really. It's not a person doing this. It's just an algorithm that does it, that will project based on similarities and histories and previous seasons plural statistics. But boy, look at those Michael Bush numbers that this thing spat out. 28 homers, 27 doubles, 87 driven in. And if we look at some of the advanced numbers on Bush, a slash line of 257, 345, 485 and a team high OPS plus of 138.
Neil
Oh, wow.
Dan Bernstein
So he would project as the Cubs best offensive player. Next is Suzuki at 134. And then it would be PCA or, excuse me, Tyler Austin. Again, just not talking about playing time, but they've got Tyler Austin at a 125 OPS plus and then PCA 118. Excuse me, Hap. 123. There's some solid numbers all the way across the board there.
Neil
Yeah, I jotted down 93 wins and you said that. Low 90s. It sounds about right. Where they should be between 90 and 95, I would think.
Dan Bernstein
Right? Yeah, like that's. It seems about right. But at least they might have a little better understanding now. And Zips will have a better understanding of how good the brewers are in large part because it's got another season to work with that. Now these, these projection stats can actually bake in and use as fodder for this year's projections. What these guys actually did last year, the Bryce Turangs and the Sal Freelix and everybody that was.
Neil
Yeah, I know that that's, that's true. And I'm not going to disagree with the numbers because it's. They're the numbers. But that 14 game win streak has got to alter things quite a bit. You can't anticipate that to say, oh, they should be around a 95 to a 98 win team like they were last year, because you can't account for a 14 game win streak.
Dan Bernstein
The one thing that it's always important to remember with any of these projection systems is sequencing. Timing of things in sports is, is nearly impossible to predict. You can look at a season's worth of numbers and say, in the next six months, this person will accomplish the following. But sequencing is critical, and that's the missing piece to so much of it. Like if you look at the Bears season, for instance, if you had looked at the Bears final numbers and just said, here's all these receivers with 700 yards and 50 catches. Here's what your quarterback's numbers were, here's what your running backs did. And it wouldn't tell you much of the story at all, would it? Because it wouldn't say, here's this game, this game, this game, this game, that they had a 98% chance to lose and they won. And it's all right. It's all sequencing. It's all about when things happen. And if you say, if Pakota would say the brewers were at 90, whatever wins, at no point do they say in July they're going to win 14 in a row, right?
Neil
And then if you look at the Bear season, say, well, they start 0 and 2, they end 0 and 2. You're not going to possibly say, oh, they finished with 11 wins, right?
Dan Bernstein
And here are the numbers, right? I don't know. They didn't really have a receiver breakout. They didn't have this and didn't have that. And boy, the defense. Look at all these yards the defense gave up. They were probably.
Neil
Yeah. You'd look at it and say, God, it'd be lucky if they won six games.
Dan Bernstein
Right. So that I would, I would really keep that in mind. Exactly what you say that the 14 game win streak that nobody can possibly see coming once you get to the middle of a season and they're not, they're not looking at playing time.
Neil
They're just really, really frustrating too.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, it was the. Wasn't it terrible?
Neil
Because even when kept winning, like they.
Dan Bernstein
Were down five, nothing in the third, Right. And you're like, well, they had this coming. Like then later in the day you'd look and they won eight, six. Like, God damn it.
Neil
Right? I know, it was really, really irritating.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. But that's, that's why baseball seasons are fun though, is because you have those sort of long term sequences of things that you kind of, you know, you ride the good and the bad and.
Neil
What are we, three weeks away from pitchers and catchers? Yeah, it's not that far.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, no, no. The workout, it's already there. And best shape of his life is still there and. Or new pitch grip. I think the new, the new best shape of his life is learned a new pitch or they changed the grip or his arm angle. The kick change for the Supinators, the regular change for the Pro Naters. All the stuff that we're learning and what they're. Especially with the Cubs. How does he look? Oh, he's fat as shit. But he's got a new pitch.
Neil
Right.
Dan Bernstein
He's in terrible shape. Worst shape I've ever seen. But new secret pitch grip, and now it goes like this. And now people can't hit it.
Neil
As long as that grip makes him throw 102, it's fine.
Dan Bernstein
That's good too. But then there's the. He stopped throwing his bad pitch and now he throws his good pitch. Because the magical elves in pitch lab, are they elves?
Neil
No. Maybe it's your four boy band guys. They're in Pitcher Lab.
Dan Bernstein
They repair Cubs pitching. Yes. No, I think then we're begging the question because PC yeah.
Neil
They have the conversation. They're like, hey, you know that one pitch that got hit a lot? Yep. Stop throwing that.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, stop throwing that. Thanks, coach. Yeah, it's all stuff like that, right?
Neil
Done. Done.
Dan Bernstein
I love that idea. So we fixed him. How'd you fix it? Well, he had a pitch that everybody hit. Yeah. What do you do with it? Well, we made him stop throwing. That was brilliant. I like pitch labs staffed by elves.
Neil
Yeah, I'm good with that.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, like, really smart pitching elves. And they all went to Amherst, and they all went to mit and, you know, they have little clipboards and tablets, and there's a lot of them everywhere fixing pitching. They actually climb up on the pitcher's back and grab his hand and move his hand around. They stand on his shoulders like, no, no, no. Your arm angle is supposed to be here. Thank you, pitching elf. Hey, Oscar nominations are out.
Neil
Yes, they are.
Dan Bernstein
Did you see these?
Neil
I haven't, actually.
Dan Bernstein
You haven't seen any of them?
Neil
I haven't seen any of them. And then after you mentioned it, I decided not to look.
Dan Bernstein
Okay, that's cool.
Neil
I wanted to be surprised with the. With the rest of the class.
Dan Bernstein
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Neil
Was it one battle after another?
Dan Bernstein
It was not one battle after another. Even though that had. That got a lot. One film got 16 nominations making it the most ever nominated movie in Oscar history.
Neil
What movie is it?
Dan Bernstein
Sinners.
Neil
Oh, I was my second guess, but I thought no, you'd be too happy about that.
Dan Bernstein
Sinners good for that. Yep. Yep. And the two movies you guessed are the two movies I've already seen multiple times in the theater.
Neil
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And the last two I've seen multiple times in the theater and I can't even remember. But we have a brand new record. So the nominees for best picture are one battle after another. Marty supreme, sentimental value, Begonia F1, Frankenstein, Hamnet, the Secret Agent Train, Dreams and Sinners. Best actress, Jessie Buckley and Hamnet Rose Byrne, who's getting a lot of attention for her performance. And if I had legs, I'd kick you. Kate Hudson in song Sung Blue that.
Neil
Won the Golden Globe.
Dan Bernstein
That movie's supposed to be just a. Just a hoot. And it looks like it too. It really does. That movie looks fun. I just. I don't think I need to see it in the theater. Renate Renzve for Sentimental Value and Emma Stone for Begonia. Best actor, Timothee Chalamet, Marty Supreme, Leo for One Battle. Michael B. Jordan for both roles in Sinners. He could have been nominated for either one of them.
Neil
Did you see Begonia? No, I haven't either. I want to, though. I haven't seen it.
Dan Bernstein
I haven't. Ethan Hawke in Blue Moon and Wagner Mora in the Secret Agent. This is where I'm really excited and I don't know, I'm torn for best supporting actor.
Neil
Well, no, you want.
Dan Bernstein
Delroy Lindo.
Neil
Delroy Lindo.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Neil
That's who you want to win for Sinners.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. Delroy Lindo got nominated for Sinners and he did the best individual acting job in that movie by far. But Benicio Del Toro from One Battle after another as the sensei just brings a smile to my face because his character is so great. I think the one I might remember longer is Benicio Del Toro, but I think the guy that deserves it is Delroy Lindo. But it might be. The winner is probably going to Be Sean Penn, because he's in the same category. Okay. So it's going to be hard to not give it to Sean Penn for one battle. And then you've got Jacob Elordi for Frankenstein and Stellan Skarsgard for Sentimental Value.
Neil
So did you see Frankenstein? No.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I did not, but that. Yeah. What'd you think?
Neil
I thought it was good.
Ryan Poles
I thought it was.
Neil
I thought it was. I thought it was really good, actually. Read me the best films again. What's nominated for best film? Go one at a time so I can say if I saw him or not.
Dan Bernstein
One battle after Another.
Neil
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Marty Supreme.
Neil
No.
Dan Bernstein
Sentimental Value.
Neil
No.
Dan Bernstein
Begonia.
Neil
No.
Dan Bernstein
But I want to F1.
Neil
Yes. I thought it was very good, actually. That's the sequel to F1. Is Fu.
Dan Bernstein
Frankenstein. Hamnet.
Neil
No.
Dan Bernstein
The Secret Agent.
Neil
No.
Dan Bernstein
Train Dreams.
Neil
Never heard of it.
Dan Bernstein
And Sinners.
Neil
Yes. Yeah. If you haven't seen Sinners yet, and I know you talked about it a lot when we started this podcast. It's so good. It's really, really good.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. And multiple viewings. It gets like when you can start kind of anticipating things that you know, because already some of the surprises are. Have worn off a little bit.
Neil
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Best Supporting Actress, Elle Fanning for Sentimental Value. Amy Madigan for Weapons.
Neil
It's on HBO right now. I haven't seen that either.
Dan Bernstein
I haven't either. Chicago's own Amy Madigan. Her father is John Madigan, after whom I. Mike Madigan. No. John Madigan, News Radio 78. It was because of him that when I started at the score, I would sign off with the score that was an homage to John Madigan. Wunmi Mosaku from Sinners. Inga Ibsdotter, Lilias for Sentimental Value.
Neil
These are supporting actress.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. This is supporting actress and the Force of Nature. Tiana Taylor, One Battle after Another.
Neil
Oh, yeah. She should win that.
Dan Bernstein
I think she's going to win that. Yeah. The best director, Chloe Zhao Hamnet. Josh Safdie. Marty Supreme PTA for One Battle. Ryan Coogler for Sinners. And Joachim Trier, of Sentimental Value.
Neil
I think Coogler wins that.
Dan Bernstein
Do you? I do. Okay. Screenplay. Original screenplay.
Neil
Blue Moon.
Dan Bernstein
It was just an accident. Marty Supreme, Sentimental Value and Sinners.
Neil
What is Blue Moon? That's the one with Ethan Hawke.
Dan Bernstein
What is that? I don't.
Neil
I love Ethan Hawke.
Dan Bernstein
I don't know. I don't know anything about that. Best Adapted Screenplay. Begonia, Frankenstein, Hamnet One Battle and Train Dreams. And then it's pretty much all the same movies here in various permutations or best cinematography. Best original score. Best song is Dear Me from Diane Warren. Relentless golden from K Pop. Demon Hunters.
Neil
That's a good tune right there.
Dan Bernstein
I Lied to you from Sinners, Sweet Dreams of Joy from Viva Verdi, Train Dreams from Train Dreams.
Neil
Blue Moon. In 1943, lyricist Lorenz Hart confronts his shattered self confidence in a bar as his former collaborator, Richard Rogers celebrates the opening night of his groundbreaking hit musical Oklahoma.
Dan Bernstein
Oklahoma. I don't think that's how it sounded. Ok, well, that's from Wedgie Fever. That's from the SNL skit with Jon Lovitz.
Neil
All right, then. Ethan Hawke plays Lorenz Hart.
Dan Bernstein
Oklahoma.
Neil
Oh, Bobby Canavail's in this as well.
Dan Bernstein
I love him. I do too.
Neil
You heard Rose Burns, when she accepted the Golden Globe, mentioned that Bobby wasn't there to support her because he was at a, like a reptile show because they were getting like a bearded lizard at home. It was really funny.
Dan Bernstein
What?
Neil
Yeah, it was really funny the way she ended it.
Dan Bernstein
Bearded dragon.
Neil
Oh, yeah, I said bearded lizard. Bearded dragon.
Dan Bernstein
Correct. My friend had a bearded dragon and it would occasionally be loose in the house.
Neil
Yeah, not happening.
Dan Bernstein
You would just kind of look over and it would be staring at you.
Neil
Looking at your ham sandwich. Hello. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not interested in having one of those. The boys have asked a couple times for something along those lines.
Dan Bernstein
They're nice.
Neil
No, not interested.
Dan Bernstein
That.
Neil
Snakes, spiders. Those aren't pets.
Dan Bernstein
Our next door neighbors have had a tortoise. And the problem with a tortoise is you have to put stuff in your will about it.
Neil
Oh, yeah, because they live to be 200.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. Like you. Actually, there's no, there's no, like dog years or anything for a tortoise, you know? Yeah.
Neil
Jack wants a tortoise and, and if, if I get one, I just leave it with the house. Right?
Dan Bernstein
I think you can.
Neil
With the house?
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. You can include it if you want. I mean, if you just want something that's gonna sit around and eat lettuce. I don't, I don't really get the fun of it, but go ahead, man. I. I saw a guy out walking one on a leash right here in whatever Lakeshore East.
Neil
He had a leash around a turtle?
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Neil
Where at? Around, like around right here. The turtle shell?
Dan Bernstein
No. Right. Kind of like on his neck, like one of those little harness things. Like it went over.
Neil
Turtle harness.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, I think he made it himself, but it went over the turtle's shoulders and then kind of went around the back of the Car.
Neil
Did you shoot him a judging glance at all?
Dan Bernstein
No. I wanted to know the tortoise's name and because they're London Dog. I love the Every. You know, when I go fishing, I walk through there and there's adorable dogs everywhere. And there's. There's always, like, pit bulls and staffies and bully breeds that I just. I can't get enough of.
Neil
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
I love those dogs with their big smiles and their big heads and you just want to grab them by the head and kiss their nose. And then there's a tortoise. And I went over and I wasn't going to discriminate, you know, and I just said, hello. I said, you know, what do you do with the tortoise? Do I put my hand out to have him smell it? What do you do? Just even little scritches behind the ears. I don't know. I was like, hell, hello. Who are you?
Neil
So what did you do?
Dan Bernstein
I kind of said hi and just. I didn't really do anything. I don't know. They might snap at you and bite you. So I didn't. I did run across a tortoise in the wild that I didn't mess with. That was a gopher tortoise it was hissing at.
Neil
What'd he go for?
Dan Bernstein
Thanks.
Neil
Frank was outside today with the new. The new fresh fallen snow that we've had here. It seems like it snowed every day the last week. And he likes to go on the deck and he licks the snow off the. The bench, and then he'll turn and look, and his face is just covered in snow and he looks like Tony Montana, like, with a bright woman. They're being giant cocaine. Yeah. I'm like, dude, come on. He just stares at you, and then he goes back to it. Puts his face right in the snow.
Dan Bernstein
Frank's got a good sensibility.
Neil
Giant blockhead.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. Frank. Frank's. Frank's cool. Frank's cool. Frank's easygoing.
Neil
Frank's. He's very much easygoing.
Dan Bernstein
Very easygoing.
Neil
He's not, is he? Not so much. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Izzy's. Izzy runs a little hotter, I think. She does for sure does.
Neil
All right. So that's fine. Those are. I think. I think I've seen about half the Oscar movies that are nominated. That sounds about, like, on par for me every year. Like, I want. Did you ever go through and look at all the films that have won Best Best Picture and count how many of you've seen?
Dan Bernstein
I can't tell you the last time I've done it.
Neil
Yeah, I've seen a lot less than I probably should have for, like, movies. But. Yeah, I just, I don't, I don't generally see the ones that win because generally the ones that win don't look very good to me. But that's just me.
Dan Bernstein
This is a perfect to let. Well, as long as they're not too fartsy because, you know, it's artsy's fine.
Neil
But they could be artsy fartsy.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Well, yeah, you get a problem. It's just fartsy. But tomorrow we're going to have some fun. And I know there's people have asked about DBU and what we've been doing during football season. And what we've been doing has been our Friday feedback Friday, which isn't going anywhere. We've got a ton of Friday feedback that is going to be there on Friday Feedback Friday. And we had been doing these top ten lists of the Bears opponent and their mascot. So we've decided to expand things rather than saying, well, that's it. We've decided to. Because we can.
Neil
Yeah. On the heels of the Oscar nominations.
Dan Bernstein
We thought for this week, and I have never done this before in 30 years. I've never actually done this before, that we're going to each provide our personal list of our respective favorite sports movies.
Neil
Yep. Our top 10 sports movies. Not objectively, not what critics think, not based on awards. Our personal top 10 again, the committee's gone. We had our exit interview. They're out of the house. This is my own list of the top 10, my top 10 favorite sports movies. You'll have your top 10 favorite sports movies.
Dan Bernstein
I'm going to stay after today. I'm going to do my work. I'm going to put everything together and I'm going to have it for you. But I'm already the back of my mind is starting to slot things into place subconsciously. And then I got to bring it to the front and then let that part work on it.
Neil
One thing I want to share with you before we get out of here today. Baseball Reference does this every year. It goes back through the previous season and it lists the. The players that were like their players pages that were viewed the most and they break them down by state. I don't know if you saw this or not, but they had 20, 25, the most viewed picture. And so this is like by state, the picture, the pitcher's page that was most viewed by state.
Dan Bernstein
Does Ohtani count?
Neil
No, they did not put Ohtani in as. As picture category. So, yeah, Because I think he was number one overall. But of the 50 states, Clayton Kershaw claimed 34 of those 50 states, which was interesting. There are two that stood out to me, though, quite a bit. Number one in the state of Oklahoma.
Dan Bernstein
Dan. Oklahoma.
Neil
Correct. Can you guess who the most viewed pitcher was and baseball reference in 2025 in the state of Oklahoma?
Dan Bernstein
Is there a logical way to arrive at this answer?
Neil
There is not. And if you were to get it, I'd give you $1,000 cash.
Dan Bernstein
The most viewed major league pitcher in Oklahoma. I was Louis Severino.
Neil
Nolan Ryan. Yes, exactly. That's not the one, though.
Dan Bernstein
That. What?
Neil
That caught my curiosity. The most. Okay. Can you guess the pitcher, Major league baseball pitcher, whose page was viewed the most in the great state of Iowa?
Dan Bernstein
The most. Okay, well, who was somebody who was. Was an Iowa Cub. Who was. It's got to be a Cub because we know that Iowa loves the Cubs. I'm going to say Shota Imonaga.
Neil
Okay. I love your thought process there. You are correct. It was a Cub. It was not Shota Imanaga.
Dan Bernstein
Is it Kate Horton?
Neil
It was not Cade Horton. And I'm gonna help you out. It was not a pitcher that pitched for the Cubs in 2025.
Dan Bernstein
It's a former Cub.
Neil
It's a former Cub.
Dan Bernstein
Harry Wood.
Neil
It was not Kerry Wood. He was actually mentioned on this. On this here podcast within the last week.
Dan Bernstein
This pitcher for the. You didn't pitch for the Cub was mentioned in the last week on this.
Neil
Podcast, and it wasn't in a positive reference either.
Dan Bernstein
Carlos Zambrano.
Neil
No. I'll give you one more guess.
Dan Bernstein
Mordecai Three Finger Brown. I don't know.
Neil
Good guess, but it is not. All right, here's your final clue. He was mentioned with drinking and Wrigleyville.
Dan Bernstein
Kyle Farnsworth.
Neil
Correct. Kyle Farnsworth was the most viewed pitcher on baseball reference in the state of Iowa.
Dan Bernstein
That's got to be wrong.
Neil
It's not wrong.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Neil
It's not wrong.
Dan Bernstein
All right.
Neil
I mean, you have. Justin Verlander was looked at. Paul Skeens had three states that looked at him. Mm. Again we see Charlie Morton had a state.
Dan Bernstein
Was there some sort of, like, contest where you went to his page to win something?
Neil
I could not find any. Any logical reason as to why. There was, like, speculation online as to why it might have been, but yes. Kyle Farnsworth.
Dan Bernstein
All right.
Neil
The most viewed pitchers page in the state of Iowa during the 2025 season.
Dan Bernstein
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Neil
Unfiltered Unfiltered on 312Sports.
Dan Bernstein
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Neil
Three employees and two work trucks.
Dan Bernstein
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Episode: "Chicago Bears – that's what good leadership sounds like"
Date: January 22, 2026
Host: Dan Bernstein with Neil
Podcast: Dan Bernstein Unfiltered on 312 Sports
The central theme of this episode is a refreshing change in leadership and competence displayed by the Chicago Bears during their end-of-season press conference, breaking a longstanding pattern of organizational dysfunction and confusion. Dan Bernstein and Neil delve into how new head coach Ben Johnson’s attitude and forthrightness, along with general manager Ryan Poles’ alignment, have begun to shift the culture. The hosts also branch out to discuss Chicago’s young sports stars, Cubs projections, and a fun run through Oscar nominations, all delivered with sharp wit and signature Chicago sports banter.
Dan and Neil maintain a sharp, humorous, and self-aware voice throughout, poking fun at sports clichés, longstanding organizational dysfunctions in Chicago, and current sports media tropes. The tone is equal parts skeptical and hopeful, as the duo note the genuine improvement in Bears leadership while acknowledging the city’s scars from years of disappointment.
For the first time in years, Bears fans can walk away from an end-of-season press conference feeling seen, heard, and, most importantly, respected by their team leadership. Dan Bernstein and Neil celebrate this turning point—not with giddy optimism, but with the measured satisfaction of fans who know how rare such moments are in Chicago. Along the way, they provide context, humor, and holistic perspectives on the broader Chicago sports landscape.
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