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Dan Bernstein
Organizations win championships.
Jason
A Chicago Bulls podcast with Jason and
Dan Bernstein
dan Bernstein on 312 Sports. Welcome to Organizations Win Championships. My name is Jason Bernstein. That is Fatty Dingleberry Magoo. And we are back with more Bulls basketball talk.
Jason
Red Hot Bulls basketball Talk.
Dan Bernstein
Will you please remind me what episode this is? I'm getting old. I don't know.
Jason
Forgot what number I have this as one turdy tree.
Dan Bernstein
That's what I was thinking. One turdy tree or 1:34. So one turdy tree. Shout out Pat Foley. So not Matt Foley. That's a little different.
Jason
But they're doing it. They're losing.
Dan Bernstein
It's great.
Jason
They're losing.
Dan Bernstein
It's great.
Jason
I know it's too late, but if we have been for how many. How long have we been doing this?
Dan Bernstein
Three years, fall of 2022. Wow.
Jason
Yeah, it's a long time. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
See my senior year of high school.
Jason
Yeah, two and a half years. We've been doing this.
Dan Bernstein
Three and a half years.
Jason
Three. Oh, 22. Three and a half years.
Dan Bernstein
So I however asking. Yes, it's probably a little bit closer to three because we went on a hiatus after your activities.
Jason
A hiatus and a hyenus, which you actually have to have looked at.
Dan Bernstein
That's one of my favorite Family Guy bits. That's. It's a little bit better than my Uncle Ray with a really high up anus and they're showing him on the toilet and he's kind of laying down reading.
Jason
I'm doing something. But they didn't make a joke about the word hiatus. And then they made it into hiatus.
Dan Bernstein
No, I'm just saying the high anus. Right.
Jason
But it wasn't the same.
Dan Bernstein
No, it wasn't the same joke.
Jason
They didn't even really go there to get the. They just made that up in a whole cloth.
Dan Bernstein
Well, the Bulls right now smell of really high anus.
Jason
LL awesome. LL I think that's 10.
Dan Bernstein
No, it is 10.
Jason
That's 10.
Dan Bernstein
They haven't won a single game this month. They haven't won a game this month.
Jason
Fine. Good. That's how you do it. And I was a little worried after the first half last night, but good Lord, that third quarter. Oh, my God. When you wanted to really see what a team that has. That doesn't know how to play together, doesn't know how to take care of the basketball, doesn't understand. I can't. You can count when you watch a Bulls game. Now watch the number of times that one guy runs directly into another guy on the Bulls. Like runs into a teammate or puts his head down, it drives the baseline, and Nick Richards is standing right there. Like, what are you. What are you doing, man? I'm right here. It's insane. That quarter was everything you needed to say, give me a top four draft pick, give me every chance. And this is their last year to try to do it.
Dan Bernstein
It's the right draft to try to do it, though. I'll say that. I'll give them that. If they want to use the excuse of saying, well, we did it late because we thought this draft class is whatever, I. No, no, I'm not going to give him that excuse.
Jason
And I'm not sure that even it flies now with Darren Peterson being so unreliable.
Dan Bernstein
This draft class is deep, though. That's the thing. There are still guys that you can. That you can take fifth overall, seventh overall, that are really good players. Yeah, Wilson, Caleb Wilson. Keaton Wagler is really good from Illinois.
Jason
You're already there with him.
Dan Bernstein
It's talent. Talent.
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Well, Kingston Flemings, right, from Houston.
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
He's been flying up the boards. Darius A. Cuff from Arkansas, Thomas Haw from Florida. That.
Jason
Please. He's. It's. It's Huff, by the way. It's not. It's spelled the same as Haw, okay? Pronounced huff. But he's. He's a guy.
Dan Bernstein
Maybe he does all reverse ducks.
Jason
He's a shooty guy. I would you. I think you went way too deep in some of these names, calling It a deep draft, but regardless of why and how we got here.
Dan Bernstein
Cam Boozer's great, though. Cam Boozer is great. I think there's an argument for him to go two.
Jason
Debons is better.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, no, I agree with that. I think DeBonsa should be the surefire number one overall pick.
Jason
DeBonts is better.
Dan Bernstein
I just. That it's going to be the second and third it's pick that I've said this debated and the Bulls might end up with that.
Jason
It's more certain that Boozer is absolutely 100% good.
Dan Bernstein
But if not, great.
Jason
But it's much more possible that debons is great.
Dan Bernstein
It's. I was talking to one of my friends about it was a very avid college basketball watcher and just a smart basketball fan in general. And he was saying the way DeBonsa gets to the rim, the way people describe it, is the way that people were describing LeBron. And I'm not comparing the two as prospects, but the upside that he has at his knack for getting to the rim at 6 foot 10 is pretty ridiculous.
Jason
It isn't just getting to the. It's getting far fouled. He's awesome at foul hunting. He's so good at it. And that takes years to develop.
Dan Bernstein
You're in love with him.
Jason
I have been. Haven't I been consistent? And didn't I make the LeBron Comp in one of the discussions we were having earlier? Yeah, when you were talking about speed. Speed.
Dan Bernstein
Well, you also made a horrible comp the other day saying that Cade Cunningham is a smaller version of what Ben Simmons was supposed to be. No, Ben Simmons was never expected to develop a jump shot. That's not true. Okay. He was expected to develop a jump shot.
Jason
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Not a sharp shooting.
Jason
Not like that. No.
Dan Bernstein
But Cunningham. Shut up. Cade Cunningham. Shut up and listen to me. Cade Cunningham has been. Was always a great shooter.
Jason
You just did the Larry Siegel.
Dan Bernstein
Yes, I did. Kate Cunningham.
Jason
Listen to me, Kate.
Dan Bernstein
Cunningham was always a great shooter, and that was one of his biggest strengths going into the draft knowing he was going to be the first overall pick. Ben Simmons, you knew you had to develop something and at least had to make him make it respectable for a defender to step up on it, which he never did.
Jason
But what I'm saying is the visions that were dancing in the heads of people around Simmons had to do with that kind of ease and size. And the guy could rip down a rebound, put it on the floor, distribute the ball.
Dan Bernstein
Everybody's comp was LeBron.
Jason
Well, I'm just saying like that's why when I was watching some of the stuff that Cade does now and do
Dan Bernstein
you think DeBonsa can do that?
Jason
Well, I don't know if he's that good a rebounder inch for inch, but God, Cunningham plays so much bigger than his listed height.
Dan Bernstein
Well, he got in the weight room too. Yeah, he did.
Jason
Yep. Yes, he did.
Dan Bernstein
Which we need to see out of multiple guys on the Bulls. He is A. Cunningham's 6.
Jason
6 but he plays so much bigger and. And Cunningham might be a win a title because of Star and. And that. That team.
Dan Bernstein
And.
Jason
And you mentioned this when we were talking was it last night that you said the Charlotte Hornets are the new Pistons?
Dan Bernstein
Yep. Yep. And Brandon. Brandon Miller. Brandon Miller is that dude. Brandon Miller's that dude. And we were talking. We were talking about Brandon Ingram last time, right?
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And. And his. His ability to just make shots and how smooth he is. He doesn't have the. Miller's the same height and it's his third year in the league and he's already a good. Good if not great shot maker, but he's significantly more athletic than Ingram.
Jason
You know, I.
Dan Bernstein
And that I think. I think. I think Miller. I don't know if he's Kevin Durant, but I think he could be an Ingram on steroids. If we're saying Ingram is a poor man's Durant, I think Miller can be a better version of Brandon Ingram.
Jason
Well, this Charles Lee can really coach and I didn't know it was a Bucknell guy.
Dan Bernstein
Really.
Jason
Oh, like his whole career and he was on a partial scholarship and then I think his last year he finally got a full scholarship but he was Patriot League player. The years have been always viewed as a future coach. He was a. Some kind of financial broker for a while. I don't know if he sold Bonds or what he did, but he was in that financial marketing for a while.
Dan Bernstein
He's got Lamello ball playing defense.
Jason
Yeah. Well, trying at least the efforts there.
Dan Bernstein
Right.
Jason
Which is. I still want him to get lower. He's still kind of upright in his defense. You got to get a little lower. But he's. He tries. He could test.
Dan Bernstein
I think that. I think that Lamello could be. If Miller is that dude, which I think he is. I think that Lamello would be a great number two on. If Miller takes that track, you know, to. Well, they have their number one on a. On a champion.
Jason
They have their number one though.
Dan Bernstein
Kobe White. No, I'm kidding.
Jason
Con. Knipple.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe they could Be co. Number ones because I'm really high on Miller. We didn't mention Knipple early enough. That dude is taller baller. He's Klay Thompson. I think I. You don't think he's as pure of a shooter.
Jason
I don't think he's better at some other things. I just don't. I don't.
Dan Bernstein
I think. I think he could get there. I think he. I think he's that pure of a shooter.
Jason
Comp him to Luca.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, Yeah. I don't know if he's as good of a passer, and I think he's
Jason
a better athlete, but when you talk about his, you know, the. His intelligence, the economy of movement and his deceptive quickness, he plays like he
Dan Bernstein
played in Spain for three years.
Jason
He's so much quicker than you think. He is tough.
Dan Bernstein
He's tough.
Jason
There were a couple of things, and I just want to bring this up, too, with what's been going on lately in all these Bulls games. I don't know if you're, you know, who's watching all of these games now and all these minutes that maybe we're the last ones doing it, but here at organizations win championships, we will keep watching these games for you.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, of course, I somewhat enjoy it.
Jason
Oh, I love. Until the third quarter, especially because Adam and Stacy have been on it and open with their criticism, and they've been able to sort of drift into other areas. It's been a talk show, it's been a podcast, it's been whatever you want to call it, we're getting. And I. And I also think a lot of credit goes to Mark Brady, the director, who understands what's going on and realizes it's just good content. You know, Casey Johnson, you've got to listen carefully to some of his reports right now, because the way that he shares things, you know, if you're close to this team, you can hear where some of these things are coming from. And with the way they're talking about Modest, he's obviously getting stuff from Billy, and it's finding its way into some of these broadcasts in a way that's really informative. I also think that, you know, Adam, I mean, he said it last night. He said if he had a vote for rookie of the year right now, it would not be Cooper Flag, it would be Con Can Apple.
Dan Bernstein
And because he's on a better team.
Jason
Well, I don't even think that's really that controversial.
Dan Bernstein
No, not at all.
Jason
I think that's.
Dan Bernstein
And I don't want to say that or. Sorry, I shouldn't say. I. I don't think he said that as to discredit Cooper Flag at all because Flag has been amazing. He's been incredible. And Cooper Flagg is going to be a star and he already is. I mean, what's he averaging this year? Cooper Flagg is averaging 27. 4 on 48% from the field as a rookie who is supposed to be a freshman in college. Right.
Jason
That's amazing.
Dan Bernstein
So. And the only thing is that Knipple is on a team that is on fire right now.
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Fire.
Dan Bernstein
So, yeah, I don't. I don't think the Hornets can. Can win the Eastern Conference, but I think. I think it's realist that they win a series. I think they could beat Cleveland.
Jason
They present a lot of matchup issues.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. And James Harden is hurt now, so I think they could beat Cleveland. I think they could be Orlando, Toronto. I think that's. If it was a Toronto and Charlotte, that would be a great series.
Jason
Well, you had an awesome comp that I think should be shared on this show. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And you sent it to Adam too, and he thought it was great as well.
Jason
Well, I just. No, I just thought that your comp that you should own.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, I.
Jason
And it blew me away. I'll just let me set it up. Because it blew me away. You. When we're watching the game and we watch. No, you said it. I think you didn't text it. I think you said it.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. On the phone with you. Yeah.
Jason
When we were watching the game together and I was like, God, these guys really are aggressive defensively and they. Even when they switch, it seems like that there's never a missile.
Dan Bernstein
No, I texted it to you. Yep.
Jason
What did you say?
Dan Bernstein
Raptors are playing like the Seahawks.
Jason
That's how they defend.
Dan Bernstein
And they're angry. They're everywhere.
Jason
It's not just that. It's the similarity of sizes, positionally.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. When you have switch all the time.
Jason
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
And the Bulls try to play that way, but they can't do it. But everybody out there. Scotty Barnes, 6 foot 8. Brandon Ingram, 6 9. Who else? Even their point guard, Jamal Shed. He plays a lot bigger than he really is. RJ Barrett is six six. Everybody can go out there and defend. And I think Jakob Poeltles hurt right now. They're without a really quality rim protector. So it's just when I. And when I look at Seattle's defense from this season and it's pretty comparable to their defense 10 years ago where they just had a bunch of Guys of the same size. The legion of Boom. Well, this year, Nick. Nicki Minwari, Devin Witherspoon, Byron Murphy was on that. Is on that team. Right. But like, they just.
Jason
What they do, what they do. That team was different and we want to get to the football, but they, they basically played a man to man that could look like a three deep just because of how they could stick guys. And they was effectively. It was like a hybrid man zone.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, they're. They're fast. And Toronto's. Toronto's f. Toronto also.
Jason
They. Like I was saying with the Bulls before about how they, they don't understand spacing defensively. Toronto's always aware of where everybody else is in the defense that you. You don't. When they trap and recover, there's. There's no extra steps to get back to that space.
Dan Bernstein
Darko Rakovic can coach.
Jason
Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can.
Dan Bernstein
And they're, they're disciplined and they got Nick Richards his head. It was that. That was interesting. He's bad, but I like him.
Jason
He can't catch.
Dan Bernstein
He can't catch. He can jump though, but he's.
Jason
He's got Simpkins level hands.
Dan Bernstein
He has bad hands.
Jason
I know your. Your bad hands. Bulls comp immediately.
Dan Bernstein
Tony Bradley, right? They're not quite that bad. That was. That was another level.
Jason
God, Jordan used to give Dickie Simpkins so much shit over his bad hands. And like in practices, he would fire passes to him, just bounce off of him just because Jordan would torture him. And like, even during games, if it was garbage time, Jordan would make fun of Dickey Simpkins. Cause he. What did he call? Was it canoe paddles or something like that or like pencils.
Dan Bernstein
Did you ask Jordan about it?
Jason
No. Jordan always used to game.
Dan Bernstein
We should get Jordan on the pod.
Jason
He was so ruthless on guys who couldn't play. He was so ruthless and like the nicknames he'd give out. But yeah, fellas, he was. He was not nice to Dickie Simpkins for his inability to catch. And that's. That's what your guy's doing. I know you loved it.
Dan Bernstein
Really?
Jason
That guy's good. You love bums, man. Your guy Dillingham sucks.
Dan Bernstein
No, I disagree. I agree that Richard sucks. I don't think Dillingham sucks.
Jason
He's fast. What else does he do?
Dan Bernstein
Give him time. Let him be fast.
Jason
He's a fast guy. He's a little fast guy.
Dan Bernstein
Let him be coached. Emmanuel quickly. Just. Let me just put that name out there. Okay. Kentucky guard, who's only 6:1, needed to get in the weight room their rookie year.
Jason
Yeah, but also quickley and he understands the decent.
Dan Bernstein
He's been in the, in the league for five years.
Jason
It's the understanding of deceleration and it's quickly.
Dan Bernstein
Has been in the league for five years.
Jason
Okay, okay. I, I just don't. When he runs pick and roll, when Dillingham runs pick and roll, he can turn the corner like he's the he. I don't worry about his quickness. It's, it's when it's how to feel the defender on his back. You know, once he clears the.
Dan Bernstein
It's basically his rookie year. He didn't play at all last year or this year up until this point.
Jason
I won't close the book on him then but I, I, he should play all every time. I don't know what they were doing yesterday.
Dan Bernstein
They had trained. I think, I think Dillingham should start. I think, I think you give him every chance.
Jason
They had Dillingham and Tre Jones out there together and they were looking at each other like who you? Me? Who's the two guard out here?
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, this roster sucks.
Jason
Oh, it's awful. And Colin, Colin Saxton, he just gets in the game and there he goes. He is everywhere all at once doing everything.
Dan Bernstein
He's kind of cute. I like Colin Saxton.
Jason
Well, he had a, there was a great cutaway.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, what he on the push off? Yeah.
Jason
He threw two elbows, two into his defender. Two of them. And they're like, they're like that's an offensive foul. And they cut to him and he's like. Well he looks up in the replay and goes yeah, yeah, I guess kind of maybe you got me on that one. I guess I did hit him.
Dan Bernstein
He's a very honest guy.
Jason
Yeah. And then and Stacy said that that's a guy that could help a team win a championship. Coming off the bench and just playing really hard.
Dan Bernstein
Not with this team.
Jason
Oh, they can't. No nothing.
Dan Bernstein
I don't think Stacy's, I don't think Stacy's wrong. I think on the right team could
Jason
be, you know, hey, and much, much credit to Stacy there where even if I disagree with him and I do disagree with him on a lot of
Dan Bernstein
stuff about it's so nice just not to hear simple game anymore though I'll
Jason
say that now that V is gone he can't do the V stuff but I, but whether agree or disagree, Stacy has real basketball sensibilities and, and, and, and when they get offended, he'll show you, he will tell you and he's got some old school stuff that I think he should be kind of open to a little more modern understanding. But his principles are rock solid and he knows basketball. And when guys are out there either being lazy or not busting their ass back or not reading an action on a break correctly and taking the right angles, he will show you. And there's been a lot of that. So I'd say let's. I want to hear the teaching. I want to hear more of that because there's been some stuff and his point about practicing that, this, that. And they've been talking a lot about load management and guys who take games off and why they take games off and who doesn't take games off and how important availability is. And a lot of it has to do with. With hard practices, getting your body right and understanding the difference between being hurt and injured. And I'm. I'm interested in hearing some of that stuff too, as these games go on.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Jason
Now we have to talk about Jaden Ivy, because when we last left you at episode 132, I think you said it. I said it. That he looks done. Toast. Whatever. I don't know. They might have traded for damaged goods. There was. He passed a physical. So a couple things have to happen here because we know what happened when the Bulls traded Kobe White. And they're like. He's like, yeah, my calf hurts. Like we give us a draft pick back. Because I want to know what exactly was disclosed to the Bulls about this injury, about what rehabilitation is going to exist down the road because he all of a sudden plays normal minutes and then he's out with an unspecified injury and he's. He's babbling about God knows what. The old. Don't say that Ji is dead.
Dan Bernstein
No, dad, dad, dad, dad.
Jason
What?
Dan Bernstein
I think. I think that's really disrespectful.
Jason
I think I didn't understand any. What is he talking about?
Dan Bernstein
I think. I think. I think what he's saying is that I think he's depressed. Honestly. Well, I think that's the.
Jason
You can't diagnose somebody like.
Dan Bernstein
No, but it sound. It sounded sad and it sound. I don't want to say desperate, but he said, I'm not the same player I used to be. That's why I'm not the Ji used to be. The old Ji is dead. And then he said something about he's alive in Christ, you know?
Jason
Yeah. But I would have liked that scouting report before you trade for him. If the old Ji is dead, I'm not the same player I was. Then the team's got to disclose that. Or you got to go back and say, we're adjusting the trade after the fact, because if. If he can't get some of this back, that's not an NBA player.
Dan Bernstein
No. It's really scary. I just. I. I feel bad for him more than I do, more than I care about the Bulls themselves, but that's fine.
Jason
But we're not doing a Jaden Ivy Life podcast.
Dan Bernstein
I don't care. I don't care. I. Dad, I don't care. I think you're. I think you're. You're going over this point without thinking of the root issue here. And I also think that part of it could be the Bulls, because the Bulls completely screwed this up. They made Ivy feel worse when he was. But he was. He came in here expecting to have a big role and a guy that should be a part of their future because the Bulls thought that he could get back to his old self. And if Ivy's saying this, I think the Bulls. The Bulls themselves could be hurting his confidence. There was. After the Pistons game, he. He went up to his old teammates and was talking, and there was a video of him doing that, and he went up to Kate Cunningham. They dapped up, and Cunningham was walking away. Ivy looks at Cunningham, and somebody read his lips, and it looked like he said, I need you right now. And he stayed with him and talked to him for a second, like, said. Some, like, whispered to him. And so that's, like. That's really scary. And I. I just. I feel so bad for him that the injury happened and that he thinks that he can't get back to where he used to be.
Jason
That's. That's fine. I admire your empathy, but my concern as far as what we're doing is concerned right now is 4 bulls fucked it up. Yeah. Did they? I want to. If they did, I want to know what they were told and how they decided to see what they wanted to see and. Or their doctors, when they passed him. Their own doctors did this physical because you can rescind any trade if somebody fails a physical.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, the Bulls doctors are terrible.
Jason
And that's the reputation around the league. And I don't. I don't know them individually. I know around the league.
Dan Bernstein
Why is everybody getting a calf strain? Why was Jalen Smith out this game?
Jason
Well, that's every team. That's not just the Bulls. That's every. That. That's every team.
Dan Bernstein
And I know Simon's. I'm not. I'm Simon's. I'm not going to blame his injury. I'm not going to blame his injury on the staff. That was just like a. What was that? A wrist, a hand, thumb thing?
Jason
He hurt his wrist. But the fracture that they found was old. It had been there a while.
Dan Bernstein
So that's another thing.
Jason
They say that that's fine, that that fracture is an old fracture that had been. But. But the new injury is independent of that fracture. I don't know if they came up in the physical when they matched that.
Dan Bernstein
And even this. I hope that this situation, if they get a top pick, isn't like a quarterback going to the New York jets
Jason
or the Raiders wrap around the league with the Bulls is not great when it comes to this stuff. Players talk, man. Players talk. And it goes back through Lu. All Deng and the spinal tap and active rest and all of the. The cross sellers. Jerry, he's not a doctor.
Dan Bernstein
Okay, Michael, I don't. I don't care.
Jason
I'm just. I'm telling you that for whatever their reputation is and fair or not, and whether or not these things have stuck to them and I don't know who they've changed over in on what staff, but it is something that has dogged the Bulls when players talk to players about where to go and where not to go. And there are some who say there's some within this league. There are people who say avoid Chicago because of the medical issues that they've had.
Dan Bernstein
And again, it makes you respect Vucc even more for playing as much as he did and being a real professional in this organization. If it's that bad for him to stick it out and still say nice things about the team.
Jason
Yeah. And again, everybody's. I'm not reporting anything here. I'm reporting that they have some sort of issue or they're staffed wrong or they're set up wrong.
Dan Bernstein
Right. You're just saying their reputation.
Jason
Yeah. And whether it's completely deserved or not, because it goes back a long time, but that's been out there a while. And all of this new stuff does nothing to help them dig out from that.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Jason
And it makes. It makes it easy to keep putting things in that bucket when it comes to the Bulls and their reputation around the league, which matters when it comes time for, you know, people wanting to play for you, it really does. I mean, ultimately, maybe you have to overpay to get the same person you otherwise would, but it's. It's something the Bulls have been fighting for a long time and they haven't Done themselves any favors in trying to dig out of some of this. This stuff. And you know what? And I have to add that the Zach Collins issue about when he was advised to have surgery is another open question.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. It's going to hurt him this offseason.
Jason
Yes. Now you've got a.
Dan Bernstein
In the prime of his career, money
Jason
that's like, yeah, in the prime of his career, he is having surgery this late in a season, and he's going to be getting rehab when all the money is being. Being doled out. And had. They told him weeks ago and said, you know, if you really want to take care of yourself and be ready, you know, this is. We're going to give you all the options here and allow you, as the patient, you can pick an option.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Because what's the best possible thing that would happen? Say he got healthy and started playing. Nothing. Nobody gives a shit. Like, tell him, hey, man, we're not going anywhere this year. In fact, we're trying to fucking lose. So therefore, get the surgery now. Get healthy before the offseason. Make some money in a place where you can. Where your contributions will be valued.
Jason
There may be a more diplomatic way to phrase it, but no.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, No, I don't care. I don't care. This is America.
Jason
Stop it.
Dan Bernstein
I'm Randy Marsh. Oh, this is America. The baseball episode where he gets drunk and fights everyone, where all the teams
Jason
are trying to lose.
Dan Bernstein
Yes, yes, that's the Bulls right now.
Jason
But it's. But the players don't want to lose.
Dan Bernstein
Correct.
Jason
Players don't tank. Coaches don't tank.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, yeah.
Jason
Well, coaches instructed by their front offices, Utah.
Dan Bernstein
God, this team just sucks
Jason
having a crash out.
Dan Bernstein
Well, you were crashing out earlier because you couldn't fix your mic and you delayed us by 20 minutes.
Jason
I wouldn't sound like that.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, you do.
Jason
All right, fine. Whatever.
Dan Bernstein
And every. My crash out sound like your crash outs. And now everybody in the comments on YouTube is just gonna be, Jason sounds so much like his old man.
Jason
I don't think you do.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, everyone thinks I do. I. Our speech patterns are similar, but I don't think we sound similar. But everyone says we do.
Jason
I don't think so. Yeah, you know, my parents said that we do.
Dan Bernstein
I hate to say it, but your parents are not the youngest people in the world.
Jason
Well, usually when I. Well, I'll call home and my mom picks up. She thinks I'm my dad. Like that. I get. I think I sound more like him, especially on the phone, than you do like me.
Dan Bernstein
I understand. That, and I don't think I sound like Papa at all.
Jason
No, you don't.
Dan Bernstein
No. Maybe I will eventually. Which is not a bad thing at all.
Jason
No, believe me, you should aspire to that instead of trying to sound like me. You don't wander around making penis jokes for a living. No, actually, maybe you would.
Dan Bernstein
That's a fun life. Could be worse.
Jason
That's true. Oh, meanwhile, did I tell you this? Did we? I should let the listener know my great aunt just died at age 100.
Dan Bernstein
Wait, what? You didn't tell me.
Jason
I told you Aunt Sai died.
Dan Bernstein
Right. You did. No.
Jason
Yes, I did.
Dan Bernstein
When?
Jason
When did she die? Last week.
Dan Bernstein
No, but what did you tell me?
Jason
I told you when she died. Mom sent a group text out.
Dan Bernstein
I.
Jason
You knew she died, right?
Dan Bernstein
I guess I didn't read it.
Jason
All right. She was a hundred years old.
Dan Bernstein
Oops. And am I a bad, great, great nephew. Nephew. Whatever.
Jason
Yeah, you are. You're a great, great nephew.
Dan Bernstein
Thank you.
Jason
I didn't say you were a good son or anything.
Dan Bernstein
He's a great nephew. Just not one of mine.
Jason
Love him like a brother. But. But they. So they were clustered around her bed, and her last words. This is. This is so awesome.
Dan Bernstein
Fairs hurt.
Jason
Their last words was a question about DJ Moore's effort level.
Dan Bernstein
No,
Jason
her last words were, well, at least I was entertaining. Is that great? Is that great?
Dan Bernstein
That's legendary.
Jason
You live a hundred years and you talk about a mic drop surrounded by loving family. That's a way to go out. And it's just. It just. Well, at least I was entertaining.
Dan Bernstein
That's a way to go out.
Jason
Gonzo. It's just like, yeah, there's a great mic.
Dan Bernstein
She rode a blazing saddle.
Jason
Did I ever show you the Mike Royko column that was written about her
Dan Bernstein
getting into a fight? Now, are we just on Dan Bernstein? Did I show you this? Did I tell you this?
Jason
Did I. I don't know, because I forget what I've said. So.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, because the Bulls just absolutely blow and everything sucks and doom spiraling is okay. The only thing we can be happy about is the fact that we might get AJ debonza.
Jason
They're losing. We should be incredibly happy about that. Don't lose sight of this. They're finally doing it.
Dan Bernstein
The things that. After what you. But after what you told me about the organization. Are the Bulls going to ruin AJ DeBonsa? Are they going to ruin Darren Peterson, who might already be ruined because of whatever the hell is going on with his Dr. DNP?
Jason
I'm not ready to go There. I'm not ready to go there yet. It was Dr. DNP after run DMC.
Dan Bernstein
No, I don't know. I just said Dr. DNP.
Jason
I like it though. That's the guy. That's the doctor you don't want to see around. You don't want to see Dr. DNP back there because bad things happen. You miss a lot of time.
Dan Bernstein
But I like watching him when he's on the floor.
Jason
And Dr. Rasmussen, you don't want to see Dr. Rasmussen.
Dan Bernstein
The hot beef injection. Right.
Jason
I love you. You knew it.
Dan Bernstein
Well, I saw your tribute to Terry and I went back and listened. After he passed, I watched some of the old. There were some old clips on YouTube with a bunch of Terry Isms. And that was.
Jason
Yeah, that was one. He only had one treatment that no matter what you had, whatever ailed you, you go to Dr. Ras.
Dan Bernstein
Maybe the Bull, maybe the Bulls need some hot beef injections.
Jason
Then the good. Then good Dr. R is going to be around better than Dr. DNP. I will tell you that.
Dan Bernstein
The Bulls have a lot of Dr. DNPs on their team. So too many, too many, too many DMPs need more hot beef injections.
Jason
Keep losing, keep losing, keep losing. And if you can get AJ DeVonta or Boozer or Peterson or Wilson, Caleb Wilson or somebody. Did you watch him on the bench the other night?
Dan Bernstein
Wilson?
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
No.
Jason
Who were they playing? Louisville. They were winning and he was. He wasn't playing in the game. He wouldn't sit down.
Dan Bernstein
Good.
Jason
He was just constantly like jumping and pointing defensively. You over here.
Dan Bernstein
You go over here. Yeah.
Jason
He knew every play. He just seemed like he was so stir crazy, so miserable not playing that I'm like, well, if you're. I hope you don't have a lower body injury. You're jumping around a lot out there, young man.
Dan Bernstein
Like Roma Dunes A.
Jason
Not quite. Not quite like Rome. Okay, let's do the showdown. What do you say? Sure. Okay. Good.
Dan Bernstein
Law.
Jason
Okay, it's time for the showdown. And mine, mine is out of nowhere and really weird. So you go first.
Dan Bernstein
Asps. You go first. You go first. So in NBA history, there are 16 players that are in the top 100 in four or more career statistics. And those are points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks. Four of the 16 players are currently active. I want to see if you can get the active guys and then see how many of the rest of the 12 you can get. Okay.
Jason
Four active, 12 in the top 16.
Dan Bernstein
So they're only in the top. Hold on. Top 100 statistical categories. So they have to be in four of. At least four of the five statistical categories. Okay.
Jason
At least four of the five total. This is not average. This is just total counting stats.
Dan Bernstein
Correct. And four of these guys are active. So do you understand what I'm saying?
Jason
Yes. Okay.
Dan Bernstein
LeBron. LeBron is on there, and he's. He's in all of them.
Jason
Harden.
Dan Bernstein
No. Good guess, though. I guess Harden as well.
Jason
Okay. Durant.
Dan Bernstein
Kevin Durant is there.
Jason
Durant, Chris Paul.
Dan Bernstein
Nope. Well, he's not active anymore.
Jason
He's technically active.
Dan Bernstein
He's not. He's not on this, and I thought he would be as well.
Jason
Westbrook.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. Russell Westbrook. That's three, and you got one more. And I had. I had multiple guesses for this one, but I eventually got it.
Jason
So where do they have to be ranked?
Dan Bernstein
There's 16 players, so top 100 in at least four of the five, like, major statistical categories.
Jason
All right, so there's only one more, and it's not Harden.
Dan Bernstein
No.
Jason
Well, that makes it considerably more difficult.
Dan Bernstein
I wouldn't say so.
Jason
You wouldn't. Is it Jokic?
Dan Bernstein
No. That's a great guess. I guessed Jokic before I guessed this guy. But you're. You know.
Jason
Okay, so is it Giannis?
Dan Bernstein
It is Giannis Ono De Campo. He's only been playing since 2013, so pretty.
Jason
Pretty impressive. So my misses were Jokic and Harden.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Jason
LeBron, Durant.
Dan Bernstein
So now you got 12 guys that have retired that are also on this list. And I just. I just want to see if you want to. However many you want to go for. Kareem. Kareem. Yes. Kareem is on there.
Jason
Oscar Robertson.
Dan Bernstein
Nope. Because I'll say this, a lot of the old guys. I don't know if these stats are being counted. Huh?
Jason
Oh, oh, sure. Cuz blocks weren't counted.
Dan Bernstein
Ren. So, like, Wilt. It. Wilt is not on here.
Jason
Okay. All right, so it's much more modern.
Dan Bernstein
Kareem is. Is the oldest player on this list.
Jason
Akeem.
Dan Bernstein
Akeem Olajuan is on this list. So that's two.
Jason
Did Jordan make it?
Dan Bernstein
No.
Jason
No. Okay. No, he wouldn't.
Dan Bernstein
Jordan. Jordan. Not on this list. No.
Jason
That's why I was. I didn't think so. How about Magic?
Dan Bernstein
Magic is also not on this list, which I was very surprised by.
Jason
The top 100. So it's probably skewed toward the present.
Dan Bernstein
There are a few of these guys definitely retired more recently. Most of these guys either retired in the 90s or 2000s.
Jason
Trying to get big minute guys.
Dan Bernstein
So you got two right now, is Dirk on there? Dirk Nowitzki. Correct.
Jason
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
All right.
Jason
This is. This is. This is going to be really hard to get together.
Dan Bernstein
I can. Whenever you're ready. I can.
Jason
Kareem. I've got Aem.
Dan Bernstein
I've got Dirk, Kareem, Akeem, Dirk.
Jason
And I'm sure there's some. There's got to be guards because of assistant steals. Jason Kidd.
Dan Bernstein
Jason Kidd, good name. Yes. Jason Kidd is on there.
Jason
Okay. How about Nash?
Dan Bernstein
No, I guess Steve Nash, but he's not.
Jason
Well, I guess. Right. Because there's only three. He wouldn't be on there for rebounds or blocks.
Dan Bernstein
There aren't really any more true point guards on this list. Like guard guards. Most of these guys are forwards or big. All these guys are forwards or big men.
Jason
Is Grant Hill on there?
Dan Bernstein
Grant Hill is not on here. There are some bigger names that you're missing than Grant.
Jason
Oh, I'm sure there are, but I'm just trying to. How about. No, no, no, no. Because Carmelo.
Dan Bernstein
No, knock me.
Jason
Wouldn't be just, I guess, him scorer. All right, go ahead. I mean, if I had all day, I would sit here and get these.
Dan Bernstein
So you got four of them, right? You got Kid.
Jason
There's eight Dual.
Dan Bernstein
Jabbar, Aki and. And who else? And Dirk. And Dirk. So the rest are Larry Bird.
Jason
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Kevin Garnett, Carl Malone. Should have gotten that one.
Jason
Probably gotten that one yet.
Dan Bernstein
For sure.
Jason
I should get all these.
Dan Bernstein
Robert Parrish.
Jason
Counting Set.
Dan Bernstein
Paul Pierce. Wow. Scotty Pippen. This one.
Jason
Jordan. So Pippin's on this list and Jordan isn't. Correct.
Dan Bernstein
I think you probably should have gotten this one. David Robinson.
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
You ready for this last one?
Jason
Is it going to be like Alvin Robertson or something? Somebody.
Dan Bernstein
It's not a name I would have expected.
Jason
Not ready.
Dan Bernstein
It's like. It's like kind of like the Thaddeus Young thing when he's on all those graphics.
Jason
Okay. Is it. It's somebody I covered. Right. So somebody played.
Dan Bernstein
No, he played from. He. He was very, very popular in the 2000s. Retired in 2015.
Jason
Like McGrady?
Dan Bernstein
No.
Jason
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Ready?
Jason
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Sean Marion.
Jason
Let's go. The Matrix.
Dan Bernstein
The Matrix, Yeah. I thought there's a pretty fun question.
Jason
Sean Marion is in the top 100 in four of those five categories in NBA history.
Dan Bernstein
He is. He is 90th in points, 44th in rebounds, 21st in steals and 62nd in blocks.
Jason
Will you email this to me?
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. It was a sporkle quiz. Yeah.
Jason
All right.
Dan Bernstein
I also just took a picture of it. I took a Picture of it.
Jason
So I just text it to me. That is really cool.
Dan Bernstein
That's a really fun one.
Jason
Your question is way better than mine. But I just. I just saw it and I just kind of laughed.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Jason
So the other night, KAWHI Leonard scored 20 points, which ran his season streak of consecutive 20 point games to 36.
Dan Bernstein
Wow.
Jason
And that tied him for second in franchise history. Franchise history for such a streak.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Jason
Who did he tie and who is number. Who is number one? He still.
Dan Bernstein
Does this include the Braves?
Jason
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Bob McAdoo is going to be there. Yes. Is he number one?
Jason
Bob McAdoo's number one and tied.
Dan Bernstein
I would say it could be Blake Griffin, but I doubt it is.
Jason
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Is it Blake Griffin?
Jason
No.
Dan Bernstein
Is it Corey McGetty? Chris Paul? Nope. Norm Nixon?
Jason
No.
Dan Bernstein
DeAndre Jordan? No. I don't think Jamal Crawford or Lou Williams would have done that.
Jason
This guy did it before. Okay. I think this was. It was. This is in between. They had left Buffalo, but they weren't in LA yet.
Dan Bernstein
Houston, right?
Jason
Nope.
Dan Bernstein
San Diego. Yes.
Jason
Yes. San Diego Clippers. I believe he did this in 1979. 1980.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, God.
Jason
This is like the death zone for some NBA stars.
Dan Bernstein
One of you're going to say the name and I'll know it, but I will tell you.
Jason
He began his career under one name and changed his name legally by the time he finished his career.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, is it like World Be Free?
Jason
It is World B Free. It is. It is Lloyd Bernard Free who became World B Free
Dan Bernstein
Bomber. I knew he was a Clipper at some point. I always used to get World Be Free, Sleepy Floyd and Tiny Archibald confused.
Jason
Okay. I can see how somebody your age would.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. 2K. But. Yeah, but thank you for. Thank you for that clue.
Jason
World Be Free is the.
Dan Bernstein
He's.
Jason
He's. So he has tied him. Now the other.
Dan Bernstein
I wish it was Corey Magetty because that would have been a snipe and I think he could be on there somewhere.
Jason
But I had a second part of this question only because when I looked this up, I thought, all right, let me. I was looking at Bob McAdoo's comps dog.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. Oh, yeah, Unc. I mean, come on.
Jason
But can you he. One of his comps is a current player. And I looked, I was like, okay, all right.
Dan Bernstein
Because a multiple time all star.
Jason
It is his. It is his number four comp. Just so you know, his number one is Willis Reed. His number two is Zelmo Beatty.
Dan Bernstein
I was actually having a conversation about Willis Reed the other day and his
Jason
number four comp is actually DeAndre Jordan.
Dan Bernstein
Well, why'd you tell me? You just told me.
Jason
No, the number three comp, okay. Is the one I want you to get.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. Because number four is technically still active. Right, but so is number three a multiple time all star?
Jason
He has been an all star multiple times. Yes.
Dan Bernstein
NBA champion? No. Is he old?
Jason
No.
Dan Bernstein
Really? Really? MVP candidate? Um,
Jason
yeah, he has been. Let me see where he's finished in voting. But he has been. No, he's never gotten MVP votes.
Dan Bernstein
Carl Anthony Towns.
Jason
Yes. Bang. God damn it.
Dan Bernstein
Bang. Bang. Hold it. Let's go. I ball knowledge. I am so damn good at my job. I am so good. Ah. Ah. This fires me up. Ugh. This is my cocaine. This is amazing. Give me that.
Jason
Give me that. It is certainly less expensive. I can say that.
Dan Bernstein
How would you know?
Jason
You've made a very, very. Although apparently the whole war on fentanyl, all it's done is driven down cocaine prices. So you know, if you are in the market, I apparently.
Dan Bernstein
Oh shit.
Jason
Don't check in with El Mencho. Cause he's busy. El Mencho has other things going on.
Dan Bernstein
I just felt. I felt that Carl Anthony Townspool. Deep in my plums.
Jason
All right, we're calling it. That's it. We're good. That's it. That is.
Dan Bernstein
God, I'm so good.
Jason
Organizations win championships. We're going to work on Jason's self confidence when we blow it out your ass, Howard. That has been episode 133 of OWC on 312 Sports Organizations Win Championships. A Chicago Bulls podcast with Jason and
Dan Bernstein
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Episode: TANKATHON! Chicago Bulls have lost 10 STRAIGHT GAMES!
Date: February 26, 2026
Podcast: Dan Bernstein Unfiltered / Organizations Win Championships
Hosts: Dan Bernstein & Jason Bernstein
Theme: A deep, unfiltered look at the Chicago Bulls’ ongoing losing streak, tanking strategies, roster evaluation, medical mishaps, and NBA prospects—delivered with signature Chicago sports banter and dark humor.
In this raucous, candid episode, Dan and Jason Bernstein revel in the Chicago Bulls’ stunning 10-game losing streak, dissect what it means for the franchise’s future, and debate everything from tanking strategies to NBA Draft prospects. The hosts bring in plenty of classic Bulls angst, highlight ongoing issues with the team’s medical staff, and keep the tone both irreverent and deeply invested—the trademark "Organizations Win Championships" mix of hard truths, inside jokes, and sharp basketball analysis.
Key questions: Is this pain finally worth it for a top-four draft pick? Can the Bulls capitalize on a deep upcoming NBA Draft? And are their organizational failings, especially in medical care, sabotaging even a proper tank?
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Unabashedly honest, sometimes darkly comic, always steeped in Chicago sports lore. Dan and Jason riff off each other with familial energy—trading stats, mock insults, pop culture references, and sports nostalgia in a way only lifelong Bulls sufferers can.
If you’re a Bulls fan wondering, “Why suffer this misery?”—Dan and Jason’s answer is clear: So Chicago finally gets a generational star. In the meantime, they’ll keep skewering bad management, celebrating the rare bright spot, and never let the hope for lottery luck die. This episode is a time-capsule of Bulls fandom at its bleakest and most hopeful, all at once.