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Matt Abaticola
Dan Bernstein, Unfiltered.
Dan Bernstein
Unfiltered on 312 Sports. Welcome to Dan Bernstein Unfiltered, a 312 Sports podcast. I'm Dan Bernstein. That is Matt Abaticola. And we didn't get raptured. I thought rapture was today.
Matt Abaticola
That was for the evangelical Christians. Right.
Dan Bernstein
I don't know who said it, but I was told today it was Rosh Hashanah.
Matt Abaticola
So.
Dan Bernstein
Happy New Year to those celebrating.
Matt Abaticola
Happy New Year.
Dan Bernstein
Thank you. We had a lovely dinner last night. And we were all saying. Well, you know, maybe everybody was saying the rapture was coming. And I guess it didn't.
Matt Abaticola
No. Who knows? Maybe it did.
Dan Bernstein
I wouldn't be raptured. You'd be raptured. I wouldn't.
Matt Abaticola
Well, maybe it did.
Dan Bernstein
You would just be like, no, you wouldn't be left behind. You'd be just like your little pair of shoes there with steam coming out of them. And then you'd be up, I don't know, with the angels or something.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure about that. But maybe it happened and. Yeah, we'll see. I mean, we'll find out as the day goes on.
Dan Bernstein
It'd be perfect to time it up with Rosh Hashanah, because every week you come out of temple, you look up, where is everybody? Well, sorry you're left behind. You're going to the Lake of Fire. And then we'd be fighting over the quality of property near the Lake of Fire.
Matt Abaticola
Good fishing.
Dan Bernstein
Do you want to be on the lake? I always wondered, when the Rapture comes and we're left and then it's the Lake of Fire and you convert or you die. Is there good fishing in the Lake of Fire?
Matt Abaticola
Yes, for sure.
Dan Bernstein
Because that would be the worst part. It's like, oh, so you got to throw me in. But I'd rather be here fishing. And like, no, you can't. And I'd probably have a nice place there, public access.
Matt Abaticola
I don't think you want property on the lake. I think you want to be near the lake, but not on it.
Dan Bernstein
Just on the other side of the main road. Yeah, like back in the woods a little bit. A little bit. So basically, the Lake of Fire is kind of like southwest Michigan.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Right. So like a Red Arrow Highway. Is that where. So you might want to be, like, a little bit in off a Union Pier, maybe. So you get a little woods and then you have access to a private beach on the Lake of Fire. I'm in.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I don't I definitely think you don't want to be on Lake of Fire. Okay. First of all, it's expensive.
Dan Bernstein
They see. But that's the thing you don't want if it's investment property. What if you're going to move it.
Matt Abaticola
You know, you're just.
Dan Bernstein
I don't know. But then the upkeep, because the homeowners association on the lake, if you have one of those break walls and then it costs you, you know, half a million to rebuild a break wall, that's okay, though.
Matt Abaticola
National Guard.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, because they'll just come do it.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Or we mobilize the troops to come put mulch in.
Matt Abaticola
Yes, Whatever you need.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I didn't know. All right, well, you're good to go. I'm glad we established this, so good.
Matt Abaticola
Luck, by the way.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Great dude.
Dan Bernstein
Cool dude. Yes, he is. And by the way, hello to you from Russ Armstrong. Also, he wants to do some windows for you.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I got to give him a call.
Dan Bernstein
You do?
Matt Abaticola
Yes, you do. I will. I'll call him.
Dan Bernstein
He's great. He was kind of looking around. He's like, oh, this one's got to go. This one's got to go. And all he does is like, the builder windows. Oh, these are terrible.
Matt Abaticola
Did the guy come out of the trunk or was he okay?
Dan Bernstein
Oh, the gimp. Yeah, it's the first thing he said. Russ shows up the door and he.
Matt Abaticola
Goes, where's the gimp?
Dan Bernstein
He goes, wake the gimp. Nice. Yep. So, no, he's. The gimp is still asleep. We left him there. So I've been thinking, and this is just me. This is the way my brain works. And I apologize for it, but I can't help it. That one day removed, 24 hours removed from our little bearsgasm that I'm now thinking after really watching the Giants and looking around the league and just sort of relaxing, I'm a little worried that the fool's gold quotient of that victory is higher than I first thought. Does that make sense?
Matt Abaticola
It makes a great deal of sense.
Dan Bernstein
Dan, okay.
Matt Abaticola
Because you had a wide, you had a corner in Diggs who fell on the first touchdown. You get beat on a flea flicker. That probably shouldn't have worked as well as it did. But you know, it helps that your cornerback don't forget to stay in their.
Dan Bernstein
Lanes and don't move the game changing play early with Tyreek Stevenson that at.
Matt Abaticola
The moment, if that doesn't happen, they're driving downfield for a touchdown.
Dan Bernstein
Rolling over you for the touchdown. And I, it kills me to do this. I'm, you know, I take no joy in this and people get mad at you for, for being dubious.
Matt Abaticola
Be careful because the, you know, the criticism police are out there for you.
Dan Bernstein
Not the Federal Comedy Police.
Matt Abaticola
No, it's different.
Dan Bernstein
Boy, defund the Federal Comedy Police. They took a blow yesterday.
Matt Abaticola
They sure did.
Dan Bernstein
If you're Kimmel, by the way, how hard do you come out tonight?
Matt Abaticola
I go out as hard as I want. As hard as I want to. I mean if I, I go like scorched earth.
Dan Bernstein
I was thinking about it. I was thinking do it. It's one thing to be unfiltered, it's another thing to be bulletproof.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And if you think Disney's gonna go through this again.
Matt Abaticola
Right.
Dan Bernstein
Or Disney knows that nobody would go through the boycott thing again and they're just waiting for a reason to cancel them again.
Matt Abaticola
That was, was it like 4 million subscribers or something? It was it. Am I making that number?
Dan Bernstein
And the cruises they were, they took.
Matt Abaticola
I didn't know the cruise lines took it.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, you see, that's the problem with Colbert.
Matt Abaticola
Does Jimmy Kimmel like star on the cruise? Does he go on the cruise lines and do a show?
Dan Bernstein
But if, if people were that angry about Colbert, you can't similarly respond to CBS because they don that is that forward facing to the consumer.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Right.
Dan Bernstein
So it's not quite the same. Which is. So Colbert's got to be like, damn, it sucks. Because there was the same sort of reaction. Not that it was governmental.
Matt Abaticola
Well, CBS needs to hook up with Viking Cruise Lines then your favorite. That's what they should do for audience.
Dan Bernstein
I think if that what he's going to do. And boy, he's going to do a big number tonight, isn't he?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I may even watch.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Just say if I'm thinking of tuning in and I am. I'm waiting for south park tomorrow night though. That's the one. That's the one. I am waiting for South Park. I'm gonna prepare my whole night around south park tomorrow.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I Think he should go all out. I think you, at least for tonight.
Dan Bernstein
One night, I think you start out serious, I think he should come out and talk about. And he's gonna need to thank everybody because he was the subject of a massive uprising of people who don't like what's going on. And it's not just celebrities, it was just regular people, like, this is bullshit and responded. So I think he has to contextualize it. And then once he gets past some of the more statesmanlike comments, I think you build, you tweak a couple and then by the end of the monologue goes after it, go at it, like really hit hard. But I think you build to it. I don't think he comes out and punches him in the face, but I think he's going to start with humility and awareness and understanding and then slowly, deftly, if it's done right, you transition back on offense.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, it sounds that's the kind of guy that he is. From all the comments I've read and heard from people that know him well and the other, other late night hosts that have talked about him. Yeah, I, I come right out and just start, I start punching him in the face, like, why not like, this is your opportunity to do it, get it out of the way tonight and then be done with it. Have you, have you ever gone out of your way to, to share a critical opinion, whether it's with customer service or somewhere you've gone to eat? Have you, have you gone out of your way to do that? To share, of course, critical feedback, negative feedback.
Dan Bernstein
Not just negative. I'll share positive too. Always. Okay, but sometimes if not just, it's. There's a difference between complaining and I think doing it constructively and saying, hey, this might help out the next person. That's how I always look at it. If I've had a bad experience or something doesn't work correctly or something's missing, I may just kind of say, hey, you know, just. But not, not complain, I want my money back. Not to be a Karen about it, but I would say if it's something that I think could help improve the experience for others. But also if I get particularly good attention from somebody, I'm like the guy in the progressive commercial, Mike C. Nelson, who's like the guy at the Deli of the Slicer doing a bang up job. Yeah, but yeah, I'll say something like that every once in a while.
Matt Abaticola
I'll always share positive feedback. Always. You know, particularly at restaurants.
Dan Bernstein
Why do you ask?
Matt Abaticola
Because I just, I Like, if you don't like Jimmy Kimmel, just don't watch. Like, that's me. Like, if I have a bad experience somewhere, I don't go and make a point about it at that restaurant or whatever that's the retail store might be. I just don't go there again.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Go to a different store.
Matt Abaticola
I don't waste my time with it. It's like, hey, that was a bad experience. I'm just not going to do it. So I just don't understand the whole, the whole need to like, express your opinion of outrage and anger. And if you don't like, especially if you don't like something like late night TV shows are all opinion based.
Dan Bernstein
Well, I always laugh.
Matt Abaticola
And if you, like, if your taste isn't there, then don't watch. Like, I watched Letterman. I didn't watch Leno. I didn't, I didn't enjoy Leno.
Dan Bernstein
It was awful.
Matt Abaticola
Why? Whatever. I mean, people loved him. I didn't like him, so I'm not.
Dan Bernstein
Gonna watch Middlebrow pap.
Matt Abaticola
But whatever. People loved him. I didn't. So I didn't watch. I didn't go out of my way to talk shit about Jay Leno, which.
Dan Bernstein
Is, I don't get it. I've said this for years about the, you know, in our business and the people that complain about what they hear on the radio or on a podcast. There's a million things being broadcast out there and the stuff that I'm not listening to, I don't have time to complain about because I'm not listening to them.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And so what I always say is go if you want to leave comments that say we're horrible and we suck. Yeah, that's fine, thank you. But thanks for being here.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter.
Dan Bernstein
That's why you're here.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I'm just talking about myself. I've never gone out of my way to, like, make a point about something I don't like. I just, I just don't consume it.
Dan Bernstein
Then. The problem is that Trump's got 15 televisions and is seeing everything that's ever said. That's why you come off, you know, and respond immediately on social media to anything that might be said about anything.
Matt Abaticola
In the golden Oval Office.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, it's so weird.
Matt Abaticola
So weird.
Dan Bernstein
It's so weird.
Matt Abaticola
It's really strange and ugly.
Dan Bernstein
Cheap.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, yeah, just.
Dan Bernstein
Just tawdry.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, just cheap.
Dan Bernstein
It's like. And all the people are getting in the faces. Like all the people around him have these weird lips and everything.
Matt Abaticola
Giant cheeks.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. All the Mar a Lago pictures like, is there somebody there making their faces look like that?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. It's good business if you can get it. Yeah.
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Matt Abaticola
I agree.
Dan Bernstein
So maybe this is where the pass rush gets well and maybe you can stay in that shell defense that you're going to have to be in. You've got to be. You can't really do more than just expand and keep everything in front of you with. With Gordon still out at a minimum, if he is out. But maybe you just have to say, hey, what all. What I said about practice, I meant. Doesn't make me feel good as a coach to call anybody out publicly like that, but nice work. And that's the tone we have to have in practice. That's. That's how it translates. And you have to pretend, even if you don't really believe it, you have to pretend that it's because of better practice habits that you won the game. Not coincidentally, yeah.
Matt Abaticola
And when you, when you look at it now, the flea flicker is not going to work this weekend. I mean, that's, that's out there now for, for teams to, to have. As far as being on the radar from the Bears offense, you're not going to get that takeaway play from Tyreek Stevenson every week. You know, you're gonna have to go out and produce yards and make plays through the pass and on the run game. You have the opportunity to actually get at Geno Smith here because the Raiders, as you said, they can't block, they can't run block, which has been part of the problem. They have a difficult time pass blocking. But Geno Smith is still getting the ball downfield and he's throwing all over.
Dan Bernstein
The field and keeping plays alive.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
He also will take risks. He'll throw against his body. He will do some silly things out there. And if Tremaine Edmonds is going to keep playing like this, roaming around the middle with massive wingspan, that there are opportunities there.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And there certainly will be. From a statistical standpoint, the Bears and Ravens or the Bears and Raiders are pretty close.
Dan Bernstein
Careful.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
Dan Bernstein
Yikes.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, God. They play the Chiefs this coming week.
Dan Bernstein
One in three, someone will come out.
Matt Abaticola
One in three, which hopefully it's the Chiefs as. I'm all for it. I'm all. I'm all for it. I'm ready.
Dan Bernstein
You're on the record as, oh, I'd be done with the Chiefs.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, I've been done with the Chiefs. I'm so, so over it. Like Patrick Mahomes, a great talent, unbelievable fun. Watch. But I'm done. I'm done with it and ready to go. Andy Reid can go.
Dan Bernstein
Travis Kelsey stopped playing football a year ago.
Matt Abaticola
He should have. He should have called it quits. I think he did, like call it quits, get engaged and just kind of go and follow your movie career now that you want to do. But yeah, they, they have the opportunity, they have the opportunity to get after Geno Smith this weekend. So again, I, I love the question, how does Ben Johnson, like, prep his team for this game following that, that big win at home over the Cowboys?
Dan Bernstein
And how does he sell the fact that a win is expected, but it's also something to be celebrated? Does he have the, what I got the 24 hour rule or whatever coaches like to say about that and give yourself a chance to appreciate what you've done, but then forget it. It's all mental games that they play. And I don't know what he does in that way.
Matt Abaticola
Well, they have an off day today, so it's like, you know, they did their stuff yesterday. You get an off day, come back tomorrow. Hallis hall ready for the Raiders game.
Dan Bernstein
Roma Dunes A so far has 16 receptions, which ties him for 16th in the NFL. He's been targeted 27 times for 227 yards, averaging a robust 14.2 yards per catch. And he has a an NFL leading among receivers four touchdowns with a long of 37.
Matt Abaticola
Is he solo in that four touchdowns or is he tied?
Dan Bernstein
Because he was tied with. Tied with Aman Ross St. Brown.
Matt Abaticola
Okay. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Who is one electric dude, man. He is my guy. Isaac Tesla.
Matt Abaticola
Tesla had his chance.
Dan Bernstein
He had two chances late.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And I'm not mad he got his.
Matt Abaticola
Targets because I think in the first couple of games he only had one target. Right now he had two. So they're doubling.
Dan Bernstein
I can't complain with two targets. You got to catch one of those.
Matt Abaticola
Dan Campbell must listen.
Dan Bernstein
That's a no. It's okay. It was. I made the pick thinking that he would convert one of those and he didn't. And so you lost.
Matt Abaticola
You're welcome, bookie bet there my pick came in. I said take the Lions on the points and the over 53 and a half.
Dan Bernstein
Doing good. Is Matty the Greek undefeated?
Matt Abaticola
I'm doing good. I have a couple. Couple I got wrong and some over unders. But yeah, I mean, last night was a. That was a good one.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
You're welcome.
Dan Bernstein
I got two of the tartlets left. The caramel apple tartlets.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Now that Jason's not home, you get them all to yourself.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Yep.
Dan Bernstein
But targets matter. And the quarterback's eyes matter. Game plans matter. I think of Dunes A as this typical X receiver. He is a split end. He is an X receiver that he is an ex parent. He plays the big split end position and I love the fact that they can look at him for contested catches. They can look at him for a lot of these uninterceptible plays where they can put they can test his catch radius in a way that keeps the ball safe. But something to watch for. This is, and I'm not indicting DJ Moore, but we do know factually he walked off the field last year when he was unhappy. In the middle of a play.
Matt Abaticola
In the middle of a play. It's unbelievable.
Dan Bernstein
And we know that Ben Johnson singled him out for bad body language.
Matt Abaticola
Yep.
Dan Bernstein
That is confirmed by all parties involved. Johnson said it, Moore said it. That he is. Is it fair to say that Moore can be mopey Moody? Mopey.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, that's fair. I mean, given that those two things right there. Walking off the field in middle of a play, being called out by your head coach. Yes.
Dan Bernstein
For being. For displaying bad body language. Well, just keep an eye on it. I'm just wondering how happy he's going to be getting touches more as a running back than a wide receiver. And boy, they could use some running back help right now, man, if he wants to say, I'll be Debo Samuel. Don't worry about my role anywhere else.
Matt Abaticola
Let.
Dan Bernstein
Let me have more carries. It does look like something they want to do because he's. Look, he's better than Kyle Manungai at this point.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Well, he's just better than Kyle Manungai.
Matt Abaticola
But carrying the ball out of the backfield. Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Playing football. Okay, he's better. So I'm just interested to see as this evolves as the youngster takes his rightful spot. Roman Dunes doesn't have to apologize anybody. He's doing his damn job as number nine overall pick. And if he and this quarterback develop the kind of relationship, the unspoken stuff that we were talking about yesterday, I just think it's fair for them to understand they may have to manage a classic NFL issue of keeping everybody fed.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And when you look at the wide receiver position, that's typically one where there's that. That prima donna type of, of attitude and expectation. And he is the second highest hit, you know, Cap hit on this Bear season. And he was brought in with great fanfare and rightfully so. I mean, the guy's been amazing. He was amazing with Justin Fields at quarterback, and we just haven't seen it translate just so much yet with Caleb Williams. And now that Rome is stepping up, Luther Burden worked hard enough, obviously, last week in practice to make himself part of the game plan this week or this past week. So let's see what happens coming up against the Raiders that he could actually drop down not just below Rome, but below Luther. And then you have Loveland, who is going to be okay and should probably play this weekend against the Raiders. You have Cole Comet still. So what does that do for his targets? What does that do for his attitude? And as a veteran guy, he just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy that's going to go out to help the younger guys get better or achieve more success. Maybe he is. But it's just when you, when you walk off the field in the middle of a play, when you kind of, you get called out as a veteran by your head coach for your bad body language. That, to me doesn't. Doesn't equal a guy that wants to help others get better around him. And maybe he does. I don't know. Yeah, maybe we don't see it, but that kind of stuff doesn't lend itself to say, yeah, that's the kind of guy that wants these guys to get better as well, too.
Dan Bernstein
I think it'll be interesting also to see where Kemet is in this because we've noted his lack of targets, as in this is a guy paid to be one of the top 10 tight ends, one of the. To produce like a top 10 NFL tight end. And I haven't looked exactly where his contract extension sits now relative to some others, but he should be more involved.
Matt Abaticola
He should be more involved. And we know, or at least we think, right, or maybe, maybe you saw stuff earlier in this year with the draft that Ben Johnson wanted. Colson Loveland. That was a point of emphasis for, for Ben Johnson.
Dan Bernstein
And I used to that in drafts, by the way.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
I would say get used to Ben Johnson being more involved in the draft and then.
Matt Abaticola
And that's fine. And hopefully he, he can work hard enough during the week to become part of the game plan more so moving forward. But what does that, what does that tell you about Ben Johnson and his thoughts of Cole Comet and his ability? I mean, you know, you go into the Vikings game and he was out there for pass protection and run blocking and the targets have been limited. I mean, is there, is there, am I reading too much into it or is there something there that, hey, I wanted this guy in the first round and this is the tight end I wanted for my offense. Although there was a guy here that was already extended and it's had some success in production at the position prior to Ben Johnson.
Dan Bernstein
There is a range of offensive coach feelings about the tight end position that goes on one end. The classic Mike Martz, Brandon Manu, Malayuna. The tight end is a tackle. That's all. The tight end is a blocker. And that's old school thinking. That's there's a reason Mike March doesn't work anymore. Guy gets rid of Greg Olson to bring in Brandon, Manu, Malay, Una. And on the other side, there is somebody who. And off the top of my head, there's any number of coaches, offensive coaches that believe the tight end is simply a larger wide receiver who can affect matchups in that way. There are some who want both. They want a Y tight end and they want a U tight end. They want a, you know, inline guy and a move guy that was more of the, the Patriots style system for a long time. That was, you know, Aaron Hernandez and everything that they did there.
Matt Abaticola
And the tricks rabbit.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. And great response to that, by the way. People are like, I never thought of that. And somebody also brought up the idea of Charlie the Tuna.
Matt Abaticola
Charlie the Tuna. I saw that. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Different. Cause Charlie doesn't know that he's auditioning to be eaten. I always found it macabre as a kid. I always found this commercials macabre. That only the best tasting tuna can be. Starkist. Charlie. Sorry, Charlie, we can't Net you cut your head off and stuff you in a can, even though that's your desire. Like, what's his death wish?
Matt Abaticola
Oh, I think it would be an.
Dan Bernstein
Honor to be the validation that you're good enough to be killed. Good enough to be in that can heaven. Yeah, that always bugged me as a kid because I always knew that he was wishing for his own demise.
Matt Abaticola
But I loved. I mean, I loved your epiphany and, yeah, great, great response to it, about Gronk being the Trix Rabbit.
Dan Bernstein
Hello.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
I'd like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, yeah. Box of tricks.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
That's right. I've been led to understand the tricks of are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Dan Bernstein
Well, I. I mean, they say tricks are for kids in the commercials.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
Uh huh. Uh huh. And is that enforced by law?
Dan Bernstein
Not to my knowledge, no.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
So if I purchase these tricks, there'll be no trouble?
Dan Bernstein
No, no, you should be fine.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
You do understand that I myself am not a child.
Dan Bernstein
I. I was able to sniff that out. Yeah.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
Okay. I'm gonna bring these back to my apartment.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
And I won't be followed?
Dan Bernstein
No, that's not in our budget here.
Charlie the Tuna (character)
Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.
Dan Bernstein
I would prefer that you do. You've been just waiting to spring that?
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I can tell you were setting something up because I saw you leaning toward the computer like, you know, it goes a little something like this.
Matt Abaticola
Well, you brought it up. And I was like, shit, I wish I had that ready to go. I didn't know when. I mean, you didn't want to spoil the epiphany for me. You know, it was part of the game, so I couldn't have it ready.
Dan Bernstein
I know, I know.
Matt Abaticola
Such a great scene.
Dan Bernstein
I get it.
Matt Abaticola
Such a dumb, bad, great movie though, too.
Dan Bernstein
Are you with me, though? And I think you were probably there before I was on my giddiness over the Bears victory. And the way they did it is waned after a day. It's definitely at a lower level. And I can't. There's no logical reason why other than just sort of taking everything in at the end of an NFL week and trying to figure out that I think the Cowboys might be bad. Bad?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, they're really bad. And if CD Lamb goes on the ir, that's just going to make them even worse throughout the rest of the season. Yeah, Dan, it's. See, it's really. It's difficult because you're excited that the Bears won. I was excited. The Bears won. I'm glad they got the victory. That they're not owing three. They're one and two. They have a chance going into Vegas to come out.500 at two and two. It's a possibility to win that game, which is great. Get the two. Get the two and two. Awesome. After four games. But that wasn't. That wasn't a Ben Johnson offense that you watched on Sunday. That was mistakes by the Cowboys and with some great athleticism and great plays by the Bears and by Caleb Williams and Roma, Dunes A and Loveland and more and Burden. Yeah, they all made great plays. He made great passes. They made great catches. When DeAndre Swift needed to run the ball, he was able to run the ball.
Dan Bernstein
Well, that's enough. Then I get back to this. The third down drive. That if they can get a lead, run the ball when the other team knows they're going to run the ball. And you can do that this week if that is critical. Because I don't like the running backs.
Matt Abaticola
I really don't like the entire season. I mean, before the season started, that was one thing you talked about early on in dbu, that the running back room was not good. It was not going to be good and it wasn't going to get good throughout the year. But if you. If you can do that and that. That was a real big boy NFL drive. That was impressive. That was really impressive. That drive for me, of almost was it 10 minutes and however, 76 yards and ends at a touchdown.
Dan Bernstein
19 plays, 76 yards, 954. The first 19 drive since 2009. If you do that in a divisional game with the wind swirling and the snow blowing.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Like if you can really do that's. That is the hallmark of a good team to do that consistently.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, very impressive. But what you saw wasn't a Ben Johnson offense. That was they. They made plays that the Cowboys gave to them, opened up the door and you have to go through and execute. And they executed at a very high level at some portions of that game and it was great. But it was a win and it was a great win over a really bad team. And I'm really happy the Bears got that win. And I'm happy that Caleb threw four touchdowns and that Ben Johnson led his team. He called out the critical points. Two minutes, third down, red zone. I mean, he called those areas out prior to the game and they were successful and they executed. And I love the attention that he had there of where they could take advantage of a bad Cowboys team, but this wasn't a Ben Johnson offense. So, yeah, while it's exciting and it's great to get the win, you look back on and go, yeah, this was a really bad team. They took, they took advantage of opportunities given to them by the Cowboys, but this isn't a Ben Johnson offense. So let, let's see how they develop and grow and build on that.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Yeah. You could go there for breakfast, lunch, dinner, easy, and not have the same.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Yeah. They have burritos you can do like a breakfast burrito. You can go and get a bowl. So if you want a bowl scrambles with rice or with quinoa, you could do an acai bowl. We had something that was so good that. Remember the Sunday Funday smoothie bowl?
Dan Bernstein
Yes. With the organic peanut butter and the cocoa nibs on it.
Matt Abaticola
And so it's blended up with oat milk and avocado.
Dan Bernstein
And the creaminess. Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
Brought it out and I was like, I don't know. And I ate half the. Half the bowl.
Dan Bernstein
That was good.
Matt Abaticola
It was amazing. And then the peanut butter and jelly shake, which was so good. We had the chicken Caesar salad.
Dan Bernstein
I could have the chicken Caesar every day. Easily, easily, easily. Because I was full for the rest of the day. But it feels light and it's just, it's terrific.
Matt Abaticola
But everything that they have, whether it's one of their smoothies or a bowl or a breakfast burrito, it's all packed full of protein. And that's what you need to get through your day to be healthy. Whether it's pre workout, post workout, you want to go and grab a smoothie in the morning, you want to go grab one in the afternoon. In between lunch and dinner, you're a little hungry. But, you know, instead of going out and get a bad snack, go out and get something healthy for you.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. I knew it was good when I mentioned it to my daughter and she's like, oh, protein bar. Yeah, I got the. I forget which shake she got. And she said, oh, it says banana, but I take out the banana and I put it in the thing. So she was very excited. Protein bar and kitchen's got 15 locations. Most are in the Chicagoland area, including Northbrook and Oakbrook. They're also in Terminal 5 in O'. Hare. They're in LaGuardia. They're in the Salt Lake City airport. They're going to be in the Boise airport. So it allows you to get what you want when you want. I think it's the best thing I can say is whatever meal, whatever time of day, if you need a filling snack that isn't chips or fries or something that you're going to regret, it is a really good way to be satisfied and full and happy.
Matt Abaticola
And I'm telling you, if you haven't tried an acai bowl, you got to give it a try. If you don't even know what acai is, just go ahead and look it up.
Dan Bernstein
No, I knew.
Matt Abaticola
Okay, well, I'm not talking about you, but, you know, I think it's funny because a lot of guys, I don't think know about acai or think, oh, it's just that's something that girls do. Or that's what women eat. They're really good, and it's really good for you. They have one that next time I go, that's what I'm getting. It's the Elvis acaibone. It's acai, obviously. Organic peanut butter, bananas and blueberries topped with bananas, chia seeds, cinnamon, and homemade granola. I'm in.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Yeah, let's go. And let's wrap this up. I need to go eat.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. Well, again, thanks to our good friends at Protein Bar and Kitchen, let's get our quick glance at what's going on in MLB as these. These races are coming down to the wire and the Cubs are still in the dark about one of their best players.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. So with the win last night for the Padres, they walked it off in 11 over Milwaukee. They won five to four. The Cubs now lead in that top wild card spot by two and a half games with six games to go. San Diego with five games to go here on the season. The Cubs take on the Mets tonight at Wrigley. Kate Horton on the mound against David Peterson. Peterson, 9 and 6 on the year, 3.98 ERA. His last three though. Dan, 15 and a third innings pitch, 20 hits, 13 earn runs. The Cubs offense can get after him if they want to show up and play in the series against the Mets. Lot of good things happening though in baseball tonight. Detroit is at Cleveland. Now Detroit has a one game lead on the Guardians for the division. Pittsburgh is at Cincinnati. You know, Cincinnati is currently tied with the Mets, but they do hold the tiebreaker. So they are the sixth seed in the nl. The Chicago White Sox are at the Yankees. Now the White Sox, Dan at 5898 with six games to go, need to go five and one to avoid 100 losses.
Dan Bernstein
It's not happening.
Matt Abaticola
Here's another good one. Boston at Toronto. So now Toronto has already clinched a playoff berth. Boston currently is the fifth seed in the al. They have a one game lead on Cleveland and Houston who are both tied. Cleveland has the tiebreaker, so they're currently the 6 seed with Houston on the outside looking in. Colorado's at Seattle. Colorado, Dan has 113 losses, six games to go. They are not going to tie or catch the White Sox record. You also have the Dodgers at Arizona, Milwaukee at San Diego later tonight and then Houston plays at the A's. So the Cubs need to get back in the win column six games to go with a two and a half game lead on the Padres who are still fighting to get home field in that, that opening round wildcard series.
Dan Bernstein
You want a sad White Sox note while we're talking a little bit of baseball here? And you mentioned the White Sox. If you look at the pitching leaders right now in MLB and some of the names that you see on there, for example, former White Sox, my God, I look at strikeout leaders and it's, you know, Garrett Crochet is number one, Dylan Cease is number five, Carlos Rodin is number nine. Three of the top ten. Three of the top ten are like in their prime or relative prime. Former whites.
Matt Abaticola
Hey, that was great. That was great. Scouting and signing and drafting and I.
Dan Bernstein
Don'T even know what you conclude from that other than just to be unhappy.
Matt Abaticola
What you conclude is that you just didn't want to spend the money. I don't, I don't know what things.
Dan Bernstein
Didn'T tie or you didn't Dr. Just in time out.
Matt Abaticola
So yeah, just be unhappy is the bottom line.
Dan Bernstein
Right. I think that's what I'M telling you, I think it's your job now to just be. But actually, that's not fair and not true. I have said that I am more optimistic about the White Sox now than I have been in a long, long time.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. No, they have shoots of green.
Dan Bernstein
Indeed they do.
Matt Abaticola
Minecraft, my guy.
Dan Bernstein
Where's Kyle Tucker and what's going on with that right now?
Matt Abaticola
Wanted to circle back because we talked about it yesterday.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, and did Matt Shaw get raptured?
Matt Abaticola
I don't know. We'll see if he's in the lineup tonight.
Dan Bernstein
I was gonna say, can you go on the injured list with rapture usually rupture. No.
Matt Abaticola
Something but not rapture.
Dan Bernstein
I'm saying he has a. He has like a. Like a raptured tendon.
Matt Abaticola
I don't know.
Dan Bernstein
Or maybe a certain p. Only a part of him got raptured.
Matt Abaticola
Like a leg.
Dan Bernstein
Right. I don't know. That baby's like, I don't know what happened. Where's your leg? It's up there in heaven.
Matt Abaticola
Well, we'll see. I'm still trying to confirm the rapture happened.
Dan Bernstein
Okay, get on that.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
All.
Matt Abaticola
You know. I do. I'll just text my brothers. If they respond. It didn't happen.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Matt Abaticola
If it. If they don't respond, which is very likely as well, too. I mean, they may not respond. Yeah. Because they just might not respond. Yeah. So who knows?
Dan Bernstein
Just check on that.
Matt Abaticola
So I wanted to go back to Kyle Tucker because I, you know, I've been thinking about this. This strain Cath that he has, and in reading about it more last night, has not been able to start running again, which to me is an issue in baseball, is like. I'm trying to figure out what the possibility is that he might not be ready in time. Okay. Because we don't know more than just it's a calf strain. What other issues are they concerned about with this calf strain? What does a strained calf potentially lead to?
Dan Bernstein
You know, if I'm trying to run through my index of.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, you're the doctor.
Dan Bernstein
How bad could a calf injury actually be? The only one that I think of would already be differentialed out. It already wouldn't exist. And the compartment syndrome, but that's acute and that's immediate. What compartment syndrome? Remember when Brian Urlacher had it, where Urlacher got kicked in the calf in a game, and then late that night, the blood inside, within the fascia of the muscles started creating pressure, and he had to go in and have it drained out and fixed. But that, you know, within Immediately. Yeah, you know, 24 hours. So it can't be that. Or it could be. Is it nerve related where you get. Maybe you lose feeling in the foot? I don't know. I'm just speculating.
Matt Abaticola
Does a calf strain. Can it eventually lead to or is there concerns about an Achilles injury?
Dan Bernstein
Sure, sure. Absolutely. That would be the next thing where if somebody has and I don't know if he's ever had a cortisone injection in that tendon before, you'd worry about it becoming brittle. I'm not sure. But I do think that's a fair question.
Matt Abaticola
Right. Because he's had calf issues before.
Dan Bernstein
That was always a basketball thing. Remember before Kevin Durant's went, there was a concern about calf strain issues there and then the next thing you knew it was popped.
Matt Abaticola
So that's a concern. If we're not getting. Getting more information because they don't need to share more information.
Dan Bernstein
We're doing a lot of worrying today. You realize that there's this. Is this me?
Matt Abaticola
It's. No, it's.
Dan Bernstein
No. I feel like it's generally that's my default setting where there's a. We're doing a lot.
Matt Abaticola
No, I know. I'm just, I'm curious, trying to understand because I'm just. Because it's. It's taken. It took my brain somewhere I don't want to go. And I wonder if he. If he could play and could run.
Dan Bernstein
But he's looking at his contract. He's looking ahead, reasonable.
Matt Abaticola
Like the Cubs got to the playoffs. I did my job. I came here to help the Cubs get to the playoffs. Now we're there and I know the guy wants to play and he wants to win and he wants to add another championship and he wants to do. But he's also on the verge of a massive contract. How much is that influencing these games? That hey, you've clinched a spot. You're. Everyone always says just get in, get in. All you do is get in. Now it'd be great to be in at the four seed than the six seed. But you're still in either way. So how much of that is hey, we're in already. You know, I've got a future to worry about. I've got a contract coming up that really the numbers have gone down as the season has progressed.
Dan Bernstein
I don't know and I don't know what he's being told about the early because there they can be speculating. There can be back channel phone calls made about would you be in on Kyle Tucker before You even start thinking about what the money is going to be. Yeah, he's one of the top 15 sluggers in the game, easy.
Matt Abaticola
Yep.
Dan Bernstein
Went healthy. And you'd think a lot of teams would be interested, but that number can dwindle real quick if there is worry about his durability. And are you trying to of add things into the contract for some of these protections? How much money has he lost this year after what he dealt with last year? Maybe we should go back and check about the nebulousness of last year's injury.
Matt Abaticola
We can look into it a little.
Dan Bernstein
Bit because remember, there was. It was something similar where they didn't know when he went to his own guy who was the voodoo doctor in Tampa. You called him that.
Matt Abaticola
I'm kidding. But, you know, and maybe all that is just speculative bullshit and it's. And none of it's accurate, which then is to me the greater concern. Can he really not run? I mean, we're. October 3rd, October 4th, the playoffs start. Right. That's next weekend.
Dan Bernstein
All I need him to do is jog.
Matt Abaticola
I know.
Dan Bernstein
Ooh. All I need him to do is jog.
Matt Abaticola
You got into like radio, like FM radio voice there.
Dan Bernstein
ASMR voice.
Matt Abaticola
All I need him to do is to jog.
Dan Bernstein
It's all I need. Hit the ball over the fence and.
Matt Abaticola
Jog around the bases. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Just. Do you know?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I know. Yeah, he can dh, but if he really can't, if he doesn't have the ability to put that much pressure and weight on that, on that calf, and we're just over a week out.
Dan Bernstein
What does the imaging say? Like, is it torn? What don't they know? From what they can find out, they can do an enhanced MRI and say this muscle is torn and this muscle is not. And this. What do they see that's wrong? And how does that square up with his symptoms?
Matt Abaticola
And that's why leaving and going to his own guy, it just adds more oddity to the story.
Dan Bernstein
All right, well, we'll certainly keep an eye on it.
Matt Abaticola
I don't want to think bad things about it, but, you know, it's hard.
Dan Bernstein
But you are.
Matt Abaticola
It's hard not to.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Because he's. He was brought in to be your best player.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And at the start of the season, the way he started off, he wasn't losing money. He was adding money to that contract.
Dan Bernstein
And then I was like, well, he's never going to resign here. Well, that's too bad because no matter what, it was going to be a. The Cubs are doing Something wrong story. Right. No matter what. So I just hope that they can get whatever value his wins above replacement is prorated over X number of playoff games. I was sitting next to my friend last night as he's in a season ticket timeshare group with a bunch of people and they've got four seats. So it was their draft for playoff tickets.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, nice.
Dan Bernstein
That they were all doing sort of via email. And the strategy was interesting. Like do you, do you want to assure yourself of going to a game and taking one of the immediate first series or do you take game five of the World Series or whatever it is just to get this chance in World Series tickets? It was. And I thought, I'm like, I'm glad I'm not in that situation. I wouldn't know how to handle it. What would you do? Yeah, I'd watch at home.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, I would. I would go for an early playoff. So I can guarantee to get a game to go to.
Dan Bernstein
I think it depends.
Matt Abaticola
And then watch the rest.
Dan Bernstein
Like if you've probably. If you have a kid and you promise the kid that you'd take a game or something like that, it changes the math on that. But because I don't know anything about the way people do that and how they all fight over what seats they have, how they sell what they don't want and all that, I would probably.
Matt Abaticola
Be okay going to a World Series game now. But 2016, that was the last thing, like I wanted to be at home and why I didn't want to watch with anyone. I wanted it.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
I wanted no one around me. Just wanted to focus and watch the game.
Dan Bernstein
That's the more important the game to me. The more I want to be like alone.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, no, I think, yeah, that makes sense because the less I care about it, yeah, fine, I'll go out or be at someone's house to watch or. Yeah. Whatever it might be.
Dan Bernstein
It's more of a social opportunity. Social gathering for your point.
Matt Abaticola
But not now because we have live post game shows on forward progress after every Bears game, which we will have one this Sunday somewhere around 6:00pm ish. Because who knows, like we got on.
Dan Bernstein
Early 3:00 clock or 3:25 for the Starks.
Matt Abaticola
3:25. 3:25, right.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. So around.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, it depends.
Dan Bernstein
Seven.
Matt Abaticola
You never know. You never know if it's a blowout one way or the other.
Dan Bernstein
We could start early overtime. We're sitting on the edge of our seats watching the Bears and the Raiders battle it out at Allegiant Field.
Matt Abaticola
Oh boy.
Dan Bernstein
Is that what it is at Allegiance Field? Sure, I think so. I've driven by it many times.
Matt Abaticola
I think actually they're playing this game inside that big dome thing.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, the sphere.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, they're playing it. They have to play it in there.
Dan Bernstein
Are the Eagles playing as well? Not the Philadelphia Eagles.
Matt Abaticola
No, it's real.
Dan Bernstein
The actual.
Matt Abaticola
No, no, it's like real eagles flying around.
Dan Bernstein
No, who's. Who's. Is it you two or cold?
Matt Abaticola
Me and who?
Dan Bernstein
No, somebody's big. Somebody at the. At the sphere. They always have somebody there.
Matt Abaticola
I thought it was wizard of Oz. I just saw that they were showing that there at the sphere.
Dan Bernstein
That's it.
Matt Abaticola
Well, it was ruined view. No, but did you see though, what they had. They had like. Like real winds come through and like a real storm in there. It was like all set up to make it like you. Like you were actually.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, in the tornado.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Seven people died. It was bad planning.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
I checked on this and I'm very pleased. I thought after I got fired that I might have been also fired as a Heisman vote.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
It was my worry. Yeah, I figured.
Matt Abaticola
Well. And you weren't?
Dan Bernstein
No. Here I am, I'm wandering around and I'm fishing and everything's going through my head about, geez, you know, what else have I thrown away with my horrible decisions and oh, geez, all those years as a Heisman voter. Well, I have retained my Heisman vote. So I am excited and I'm also pleased. If you remember, I went to look at the Heisman odds because I like to sort of track against what. And I want the record to show that I texted you and I mentioned here on this, in this space, Oklahoma quarterback John Mattier.
Matt Abaticola
Yes, you did.
Dan Bernstein
I did. I said, he's a. What I call. I said, this guy is a hoot. He was just absolutely fun to watch, doing absolutely everything. And here he has emerged now as the Heisman current betting favorite.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, is he really?
Dan Bernstein
Yes.
Matt Abaticola
Look at you.
Dan Bernstein
So I, I just thought he was fun. I happened to. He kept my attention and now I, that I. My college football viewing is for a larger purpose because my vote stands.
Matt Abaticola
Well, there you go. Congratulations.
Dan Bernstein
Thank you.
Matt Abaticola
Very excited about that and great, great call on that. That quarterback.
Dan Bernstein
Well, yeah.
Matt Abaticola
Cause you texted week one. Yeah. You're like, he's a lot of fun.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, he is. Because the guy does, like everything on every play. Every single play. He's running, he's throwing, he's touching himself, he's jumping up and down. It just, it just, he uses all.
Matt Abaticola
He's not a master debater, is he?
Dan Bernstein
Leave me alone. I'm masturbating. I'm telling you, if you haven't seen that south park and you can't see it now. Right? Didn't they embargo it?
Matt Abaticola
Well, not now. I'm in the middle of the show.
Dan Bernstein
But didn't they pull it?
Matt Abaticola
Oh, I have no idea because we.
Dan Bernstein
Were talking about it last night at dinner too. That's really how I learned who Charlie Kirk was from that episode. I knew the name, okay.
Matt Abaticola
You just weren't familiar.
Dan Bernstein
I had no idea what, what the actual bit was until the south park episode. See, so south park isn't just significant satire. It actually helped educate me.
Matt Abaticola
Yes. Educational and informative.
Dan Bernstein
It was. I swear to God that. That's how I learned what the. What he did. So thanks to south park for that.
Matt Abaticola
Looking at the AP top 25 in the college football rankings, Ohio State number one. Miami moved up two spots to two.
Dan Bernstein
Is Illinois still there?
Matt Abaticola
Illinois is they. I was going to highlight them because they were the biggest drop of the. They dropped 14 spots to number 23, Illinois, after the ass kicking by Indiana rolled them. That was over quick, thank God, because I was going back between two games because of Hank.
Dan Bernstein
Hank likes watching Illinois and Fernando Mendoza is another guy on this list because he's, he's pretty real to the Indiana quarterback.
Matt Abaticola
Notre dame jumped up two spots. They're 22. USC jumped up four to 21. My Commodores, they moved up two spots to 18. They are four. And oh, on the season after that drubbing of Georgia State, the Georgia State Panthers. Penn State is. Where is Penn State? At 3. LSU, Georgia, Oregon, Oklahoma, your guy, Florida State, Texas A and M and then Texas at 10. Did you see Indiana jumped up eight spots to 11?
Dan Bernstein
I was just going to mention the Indiana head coach, Kurt Signetti, who is. We know, obviously the coaching chops are unquestioned. Did you see what he said about the Iowa game? You didn't?
Matt Abaticola
No.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. This is Indiana head coach Kurt Signetti at his weekly press conference talking about. He says we're going to have to play well. Talking about the Iowa game. This will be a challenge, a more difficult challenge than the last one, for sure.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, wow.
Dan Bernstein
Take that bread bielema.
Matt Abaticola
Jesus.
Dan Bernstein
How about that? On the way out the door, like that game, you're going into the. I just kicked over the garbage can. What do you mean he's broadcasting from home?
Matt Abaticola
Oh, dude, that was one of the. One of the highlights of my 17 years there. Like, I mean, I felt terrible because, you know, at that moment, he. I did. Because Dan, he finally. He finally must mustered up the courage to confront both of you, to get in your faces and just, you know, stop picking on him and making fun of him.
Dan Bernstein
Picking on me. I'm not gonna take this anymore.
Matt Abaticola
And he's. He's in the studio sitting in the corner in a chair, and you're there starting the show, and you're hitting the talk back, and you're like, why is Murph in here? I'm like, I. I have no idea. He doesn't know that Terry's at home, and he can't get in Terry's face and yell at him. And so the show starts, and several minutes in, he finally. He just gets up and walks out.
Dan Bernstein
Of the room, starts kicking everything through the garbage cans down.
Matt Abaticola
Why is Murph in here? I'm like, I. I don't know, buddy. I'm sorry. I couldn't. Couldn't tell you why he's here.
Dan Bernstein
The best part is stop talking about me. I can say stuff about you. I'm like, are you threatening me?
Matt Abaticola
He's like, go ahead.
Dan Bernstein
Right? And they say, I could say that Terry said he didn't watch the game the other night.
Matt Abaticola
Great. Say it. Terry will say it.
Dan Bernstein
Right?
Matt Abaticola
So Terry already said it, right?
Dan Bernstein
I said, Terry said he didn't watch the game.
Matt Abaticola
He wanted you to shut your trap.
Dan Bernstein
Like, that was.
Matt Abaticola
That was the Worst thing you could say.
Dan Bernstein
Say about is he hadn't watched the game. Dude.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I mean, he was well on his way to being a score analyst.
Dan Bernstein
Cliff Livingston.
Matt Abaticola
Hey, Mickey. How was. How about that Cubs game last night? I didn't watch it.
Dan Bernstein
That's your dude.
Matt Abaticola
You loved him. Mickey Morandini. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Between the two of you at Cubby Bear the other day, that was another year, I should say.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Not the other day. Those days are long gone.
Dan Bernstein
That was.
Matt Abaticola
That was.
Dan Bernstein
How was. What do you think of these Cubs?
Matt Abaticola
Well, so a third inning. There was a. You know, there was a really. Well, you know, guys, I didn't. I didn't watch the game at all. Oh, okay.
Dan Bernstein
All right.
Matt Abaticola
Thanks for being here.
Dan Bernstein
Paying you to, you know, have specific thoughts.
Matt Abaticola
It was either they didn't watch the games or we just didn't pay them. The analysts, that was the. Those were the issues.
Dan Bernstein
Did somebody ever keep those? All the voicemails that were sent by the random experts that never got paid?
Matt Abaticola
I have no idea.
Dan Bernstein
Was it Kevin?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. They're in the same room with all of your stuff.
Dan Bernstein
With my stuff. Meanwhile, my lawyer text me yesterday. He was.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, is he yelling at me?
Dan Bernstein
No, he was listening, and he's like, oh, you're calling on me for doing shoddy legal work? For not getting your stuff back.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, he was talking about me.
Dan Bernstein
No, but. I know. But I was all new. Did you say something? No, I didn't say anything. Oh. Because I was all nervous because he texted me and he's like, oh, you're gonna get a bus. Toss me. And I go, what did I say? Oh, no, Because I don't remember what I said. So I text him. I. What did I say? He's like, I'm kidding. Ha, ha, ha. You know, laughing emoji. The stuff about your. All your personal items is that you really should get those back.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I mean, from a legal standpoint, those are your things. They should have been sent to you by now.
Dan Bernstein
I just want powdered toast man. That's all I want is the powdered toast man figurine. Maybe somebody will bring it to me.
Matt Abaticola
Maybe you'll get your stuff when Kevin Kennedy gets paid. Who's the. Was it.
Dan Bernstein
It was Kevin Kennedy who's like, I'm not doing this again for free. He said something on the air, Right.
Matt Abaticola
All I know is I haven'. Oh, the greatest get, though. Was my football guy for free? Coach Billick. Coach Billick.
Dan Bernstein
He was free?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. He never. I just asked him to come on every week, and he did.
Dan Bernstein
Seriously? Yes.
Matt Abaticola
He was never a paid.
Dan Bernstein
He never paid.
Matt Abaticola
He was never a paid guy. He was just my guy.
Dan Bernstein
Okay, how we doing?
Matt Abaticola
Call him. Call his landline at the house, talk to his wife.
Dan Bernstein
And he'd pick up. His dog would be barking at the back. He was great. Somewhere.
Matt Abaticola
He was great.
Dan Bernstein
You know, it's a. You always knew it was an enormous house because you'd hear the doorbell and you'd hear a. Clearly a large dog barking, but miles away. Exactly. It's like way off in the distance, you heard some bull mastiff yelling at a mailman or something. But, yeah, I was like, ooh, that's a big house there.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, boy. All right, well, we gotta get college football stuff. I think we're done.
Matt Abaticola
Do you want to. Can we. Can we mention that movie real quick?
Dan Bernstein
The same.
Matt Abaticola
It really.
Dan Bernstein
It's. It's too good. It's too good a bit. I know we wrote it down. I skipped ahead because I think we. Because that's. That's a whole segment. That's a whole bit.
Matt Abaticola
That's fine.
Dan Bernstein
On this. On this movie.
Matt Abaticola
I love it.
Dan Bernstein
All right, good.
Matt Abaticola
All right.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. So goodbye. That's Dan Bernstein. Unfiltered. Today's episode brought to you in partnership with my bookie.
Matt Abaticola
Dan Bernstein. Unfiltered.
Dan Bernstein
Unfiltered. On three.
Matt Abaticola
One, two, Sports.
Podcast: Dan Bernstein Unfiltered
Host: Dan Bernstein, with Matt Abbatacola
Episode: Where Does the Bears Offense Go from Here?
Date: September 23, 2025
In this episode, Dan Bernstein and longtime producer Matt Abbatacola dive into the Chicago Bears’ latest victory and what it truly means for the team’s offensive identity under new head coach Ben Johnson. The conversation moves beyond the scoreboard, focusing instead on the sustainability of the Bears' success, the evolving roles of key players, and the psychological dynamics at play inside the locker room. As always, no Chicago sports stone is left unturned, with smart debate, unfiltered honesty, and the signature wit the pair is known for.
Further details, including expanded digressions on Chicago baseball, sponsorship plugs, or humorous stories, are skipped here. For Bears fans seeking clear-eyed, honest appraisal of the team’s real prospects—this installment delivers.