Steve Tybalt (32:35)
Yeah. Oh it's, it's fabulous and it's true. I mean we don't know how many the, and interestingly the assassins were involved in a conspiracy to kill Saladin in, in the winter of 70, 1173, 1174. And they were doing that in conjunction with the Crusaders and the Fatimids. So they were getting together. So there's, there's no sense in which they hate the Christians particularly. They're not, you know, they, you know, like, like Palmerston. They just have interests rather than friends. And in some ways the Christians are more easy allies for them because they, they don't care about Muslim theology. To them the assassins are the assassins, they're not heretics. So they try, they try to, to kill him in 1173, 1174, but the plot gets, gets blown. The conspirators are crucified in this is in Cairo, 1175. Saladin is in a siege doing what he's normally doing, which is attacking his Sunni, Sunni neighbors. He's in a siege of Aleppo and the assassins really go gangbusters to try and get rid of him, you know, because they know that once you've, once you've tried overtly, you know, then you very rarely get a good second chance. And they go in really mob handed. So there's 13 assassins head into the, the siege camp and they're really clever, they do it very well, they choose the time right, it's mealtime, there's lots of servants, lots of hustle bustle, people moving plates around and everything. And they walk very nonchalantly through the camp looking the part, you know, that's the thing about assassins. They don't have a kind of Hugo Boss uniform. They blend in. That is part of their training. They're very good assimilators. And they just wander into the camp and there's 13 of them, they've all got concealed weapons. And then just as they're coming up to the tent, somebody calls out and it's a kind of a query, it's like, wow, what are you doing here? And you know, if you or I were walking down the street and somebody said that, you'd think it was, you know, a friend or an acquaintance, you know, but they don't have any friends. So it's. It's instantly they realize something's gone wrong. And this guy, it's actually an emir who knows them because he's got lands near them and he's used to. He knows how dangerous they are. So they've got. I don't know, they've got half a second to make a decision. They can either run or they can go forward and try and kill Saladin. And, you know, being assassins, you know, they. They take the let's kill Saladin approach, and all 13 of them rush the tent and it's blood everywhere, blades everywhere. They kill a lot of bodyguards. They kill emirs. They almost get the Saladin. You know, we're talking centimeters. And then every assassin is butchered. So they come down, they're wiped out. And that's almost the closest they get to him. But so Saladin is left, you know, shocked by this. All the security is. Is improved, but he, you know, life goes on. And a few months later, he's. He's besieging another Sunni neighbor in Azaz. And the assassins try again. And you'd think they would have given up at this point, but being the assassins, they never give up. That is part of the brand, you know, that they're going to be around there, you know, they'll take out your grandchildren, you know, if you have any. So three of them, they get a very focused group. Three assassins again come into the siege, siege camp, very well disguised, just nonchalant. They blend in with the bodyguards, and again, they actually do get to Saladin. I don't know if you. Dan, you've probably seen lots of pictures of Saladin. Normally he's dressed quite correctly in very gorgeous silks and a turban and so on and very, very long, flowing clothes, which is all true, but what the pictures don't show you is what's underneath. And there's layers of mail and chain and leather. And on his head, under the beautiful silk turban, there's. On that day, there was a steel cap. And underneath that is mail, and underneath that is leather. And the assassins still managed to get to him. They were trying for his face and neck because they were exposed and they managed to draw blood. But again, they were cut down before they could really get to him. And Saladin at that point was, you know, understandably, incredibly shaken. He. We know what he was thinking because we've still got some of his correspondence. But, you know, and he was writing to his nephew saying, for God's sake, you know, really Watch out. The, the knives have been distributed. That's a, it's a fine turn of phrase. It's a quote. But you could see he just, he knew his cards were marked. And he, you know, he's, he's, he's a guy with a huge army, you know, the biggest armies in the region. So he responds by marching straight over to Mazyaf, which is, you know, the big castle that the Assassins have got, got where the old man is holed up. And they have this kind of. We've still got some of the correspondence. They have this kind of hate, hate relationship where they're threatening each other. But the weird thing is it's so asymmetric that they really struggle to find a conclusion. So Saladin knows he's got huge armies, and his armies destroy the assassins villages. They kill the assassins, peasants burn the trees do all of that. But they can't really quite guarantee that they're going to kill every single one. And if there's one left, you get a dagger. And similarly with the Assassins, you know, they don't like their villages being burnt and their people killed and their castles attacked. So they reached a kind of strange impasse during the negotiations. The assassins tried another crazy hit, it seems, where one of them was hiding in a walnut tree where, where Saladin was riding. So he was, he was habitually riding along this path. There was a walnut tree that he rode under, and the assassin was hiding up in the tree, jumped down when Saladin rode under. And this is, this is part of the story I love because it does show that they're human as well, and they're a bit rubbish, like, you know, like ordinary people like us. And instead of getting to Saladin, the guy hit the horse's bottom and then bounced off before he was hacked to death, obviously in the traditional way. But he got in close again and it's, and it's interesting that after that point, there's nothing ever put in writing. And we know Saladin still hates him because we've got his letters, you know, and he hates them forever, but they never fall out again. There's clearly some correspondence missing, which is secret correspondence saying, okay, you know, you back off from me, I'll back off from you. And actually, when he, when he did treaties with the Crusaders, for instance, he included the Assassin's lands and protected them. So there was clearly some kind of understanding. So to your earlier point, it. They didn't get to him. Some, some of the attacks were almost a bit laughable. You know, the horse's Bum doesn't, doesn't go down well. It's not James Bond, but it's the remorseless nature of it sort of succeeds because it inculcates a whole sort of atmosphere of fear and power that they shouldn't have had. They're just, they're just basically a few under resourced peasants really. And yet they manage to survive and intimidate.