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There were jelly beans on Air Force One, jelly beans in the Oval Office, jelly beans sent to space with astronauts. And I'm not joking. At this point, I stumbled onto a quote about his wife, Nancy Reagan. And let me just say, America may have called her the first lady, but Hollywood had a slightly different title for her. If you know, you know. So today I've got quite a story for you. Blowjobs, secret weapon deals, astrology, and a very intense power couple. This man ignored a literal pandemic while letting his wife schedule national security briefings based on his horoscope. So join me today for the dark history of Ronald Reagan. I know. It's about damn time, huh? Hi, friends. I hope you're having a wonderful day today. My name is Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to my podcast, Dark History. Here we believe history does not have to be boring. It might be tragic, sometimes it's happy. But either way, it's our dark history. Now, before we get into it, don't forget to like and subscribe because I'm always posting new content for you. Hi. And let me know what you think down below in the comment section. Yeah. Cause, you know, I read comments at the end and I love hearing what you guys have to say. So now exhale, let's get into it. Ronald Reagan. I feel like everyone's like, grandparent, maybe even parent loved Ronald Reagan, right? And I was. I really didn't know too much about him. I've only heard bad things. So let me give you kind of like the rundown here. So, Ronald Wilson Reagan. He was born on February 6, 1911, in the small town of, of Tampico, Illinois, to John and Nell Reagan. I guess the second his dad saw him, he apparently said, for a little bit of a fat Dutchman, he makes a hell of a lot of noise. That's love. And boom. I guess from that very moment on, Ronald Reagan's nickname was Dutch. So his parents called him Dutch, his friends called him Dutch. He signed yearbooks as a Dutch. As a teenager, Reagan was friendly, but the kind of friendly where you realize later you didn't really know anything about them. They're just nice. I guess one friend put it like this. They said Ronnie was always perfectly nice, but you could never get close to him. So he had this like polite but locked door energy. Henry Kissinger, a politician, even said that Reagan was, quote, full of good cheer, but in the end, aloof. The repository of jokes that were recycled from conversation to conversation served as a protection against being blindsided. Reagan was the quintessential loner, end quote. I mean, he only had a few jokes, you know? Okay. In 1928, Dutch enrolled at Eureka College in Eureka, Illinois. So when he went there, he majored in like economics and sociology. But it seems like he was there for the extracurriculars because this man was like in every club. Drama club, football team, competitive swimming, student government. I mean, he was booked and busy. And at this point, Reagan was like a huge fan of FDR and proudly identified as a Democrat, which is wild because he would go down in history as the conservative poster boy of the 80s. I mean, he was like a God in conservative household. He graduated college in 1952 and he packed his bags and set off to find fame. Reagan, he ends up getting a job as a radio announcer in Iowa. He's doing sports commentary and like play by play for football games, which must have been hard at the time because he actually wasn't like watching the games. He would recreate the action from Telegraph reports and he would make up crowd noise and add dramatic pauses. It was a whole performance based off of a Telegraph like message. That's pretty hard to do, huh? Then in 1937, he has his big break. Ronald Reagan takes a screen test with Warner Brothers and boom, he gets a contract. A seven year contract. Now, I guess it was said that he wasn't like an amazing actor or anything, but he had that wholesome, clean cut look that people wanted on their screens. He was safe, approachable, friendly. In 1938, he's filming a movie called Brother Rat and a Baby. It's kind of giving babies day out, but not really, but Kind of. I don't know. But he's in that movie. Okay? So at this point, he's 27, and one of the actresses he meets working on this movie is a woman named Jane Wyman. Now, Jane is 21, so six years younger than him. But she's already been divorced twice. That's okay. That's okay. She was ready for round three. She was grown. Now she's changed. And apparently, I guess she was, like, obsessed with Reagan. According to one biography, she sees Reagan as, quote, true perfect, manhood personified. I guess Reagan is flattered, but not, like, 100% into it and just not really ready to commit. So Jane hits him with a very intense ultimatum. 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Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select my show in the dropdown menu that follows. It just helps us out, you know, it's like, hey, thanks, you know? Yeah, that's all. Okay. Now let's get back to today's story. So Jane tries to end her life, but she ends up waking up, and she's at the hospital. She lived. She's like, God damn it. So Reagan came by to the hospital to see her, and she was like, no, I don't want to see him. I don't want anything to do with him. Apparently she did this on purpose because it was, like, a tactic that had, quote, the desired effect. You know, if she turns him away, if she's not available, then he'll want her more. Whatever. It works. Because the next day, Reagan shows up, he storms into the hospital, and he demands to see Jane. So she lets him in, and by the time he left, they were officially engaged. I know. I was like, I can't imagine why. She's been divorced twice. Not judging, but, girl, come on. On January 26, 1940, Jane and Ronald get married. And the very next year, they have a daughter, Maureen. Maureen Reagan. Okay, so that's great. Yay. But then World War II breaks out. Yeah, buzzkill. And Ronald Reagan is called to active duty. You know, very scary. But Dutch got lucky. Apparently, he had terrible eyesight, which meant that he could not go overseas. Instead, he was assigned to the first motion picture unit of the Army Air Forces. FMPU for short, which everyone called Fumpu. So Fumpu was a military film studio run out of old Air Force buildings, where they made over 400 military films during the war. So it's a film studio and all that stuff. And they just make, like, propaganda films, recruitment films, training films, films about why to buy war bonds, films about army and war stuff. And Ronald Reagan, he was, like, the one acting in them. It was like, how not to blow yourself up with a grenade. The movie, you know, I mean, I'd take that versus going overseas. Geez. So, you know, across the ocean, while other soldiers were dodging bullets, Reagan was making movies. Which is fine, except that years later, Reagan would sometimes refer to his military experience as having been overseas. He seemed to confuse his movie reenactments of war with, like, actually being in war. Or maybe he didn't confuse it and he just wanted people to think that he actually was, you know, involved in the war. There was at least one time where he referred to a scene in a movie as something that happened in real life. I mean, I could. Yeah, it gave him stories so he could, like, go and, like, to a party and be like, yeah, it was crazy. I was, like, flying this plane and I was, like, just shooting all these people and what? Just making up stories. And no one, no one could fact check. But, like, yeah, he was never in combat is what I'm getting at. He Never left the U.S. he was stationed in Culver City, California. Very brave. Very brave. So it's 1941, and Reagan is a B movie actor and also acting for the military. And at this time, he picks up another little side hustle. On September 17, 1941, Ronald Reagan officially becomes an FBI informant. I know. Gasp. I was like, what? How'd we get here? Listen, Reagan, Mr. Ronald Reagan, Mr. Dutch becomes a snitch, and not just any snitch. He's reporting directly to J. Edgar Hoover's bureau about the threat of communist infiltration in Hollywood. Listen, America at this point is deep. They're super paranoid, okay? At that time, something called the Red Scare was, like, going on. It's gathering steam. It was like the satanic panic, but with communism. And at the time, communism was, like, the scariest word in America, okay? It was just like, it's coming for you. It's coming for you. So everyone is on red alert for potential, like, secret communists lurking in plain sight. So at this time, people associated communism with artists and creative types for some reason. So Hollywood was, like, under a magnifying glass. So Reagan happened to be on the board of the Screen Actors Guild. The Screen Actors Guild, or sag, maybe you've heard of that, is like a union, and they protect, like, actors and all that stuff and the entertainment industry. So he's on that. He's on the board. So he gets tapped by the FBI to, like, name names who's a communist. If you're on the board, you're very familiar with actors and everyone in the industry, so you have to, like, know of someone who may be a communist. So Reagan, he starts passing info to the FBI on people that he suspected of being communists or sympathizers or just, like, a little too into workers rights. Was he getting paid or something? I don't know. And here's the thing. Reagan never Stopped, though. Like, throughout the 40s and even into the 50s, he kept those lines of communication open. And his FBI file was massive. He'd end up meeting with agents in private, and then he would share what he heard at union meetings. And he would, like, express concern about, quote, the infiltration of communists into Hollywood. So Reagan, he was, like, always taking notes. He was paying attention, and he was watching everyone from the inside. Now, to be fair, he believed he was, like, doing the patriotic thing. He really hated communism. So during all this, Reagan, you know, he's still in Hollywood, he's still acting, he's still married to Jane, but he's getting paranoid. He is no longer identifying as a Democrat. He's working nonstop. And his marriage was taken a hit. Things were not going smoothly and professionally, he still hadn't had, like, a major breakthrough as an actor. You know, all actors want that, that breakthrough. Probably because he's, like, so busy and snitching on people. But, yeah, so he's kind of bummed out. But Jane, his wife, she was thriving. So Jane, she, too, was an actress, okay? And in 1948, she ends up winning best actress for a movie called Johnny Belinda and, like, woo. Way to go. You know, you woo. But this seemed to, like, really upset Reagan, and it was kind of bad for the marriage. I guess Reagan was just jealous. You know, he wanted to win something, and he did not handle it well. He's the man in the relationship. How dare she win? And I guess this is really what was, like, the end of it for the two of them. Apparently, a big complaint Jane had was that he was constantly talking. She said that he had, quote, diarrhea of the mouth, end quote. One of their mutual friends said, quote, ronnie talked all the time. He was the authority on everything under the sun. You name it, end quote. The one thing I don't like about Know It Alls is they never know how annoying they are. You know what I'm saying? They know everything, but they don't know how annoying they are. It's like, how are you missing that? Just something to think about. Anywho. So according to one biography, this is when Jane, quote, ambushed him and demanded a divorce. And it got messy. Back then, you couldn't just, like, get a divorce without, like, an official reason. It was a big deal. And you had to cite irreconcilable differences, which, like, people still do today. For example, you could be like, he's a serial killer. That'd be a good reason to get a divorce. You know, you have to list why? And the rumor was Jane was divorcing Ronald. And what she listed down. Okay. On the documents was that Ronald Reagan was terrible in bed. Oop. Yeah. So that was her reasoning, and that's fair and that's valid. He had already been overshadowed by her talent. Now she's out there winning Oscars and spreading rumors about his performance in the bedroom. I mean, this was humiliating. And then it gets worse. Okay? There was this line in one of these, like, movies that Reagan was in. So he was playing, like, a wounded war vet, and in the movie, he's a wounded war vet who, like, lost his legs. Lieutenant Dan. Yeah. And when he wakes up and he sees that they're gone, his character said, where's the rest of me? Where's the rest of me? Okay. Not a big deal. Right? But Jane, the ex wife, she turned it into a penis joke. Yeah. After the divorce, it allegedly became, like, a running gag in Hollywood. People would, like, whisper this at parties. They'd be like, where's the rest of me? You get it? Because, like. And they weren't talking about his legs. They're talking about his wiener. You get it? Okay. Yeah. Anyways, Jane is. She's just turning Reagan into, like, a joke in Hollywood. And Jane, she went on to have, like, a long, respected career, and then she even, like, made the jump to tv. Meanwhile, Reagan's acting career was kind of just dead in the water. Yeah. Nothing was going on there. I guess it wasn't because, like, Reagan was a bad actor. He just wasn't a good actor. You know what I'm saying? Like, he never quite hit that A list level, and he never matched Jane, who was an actress. And listen, if there was one thing Ronald Reagan hated more than communists, it was being upstaged, especially by a woman. Ugh. Especially one who said he was bad in bed. He's like, yeah, well, your pussy's moist. Right, guys? Right. Mm. You know what? I don't like a lot of things, but you know what I don't like a lot? Trying to buy pants or jeans online. What a joke. What a joke. I'll order a couple pairs and be like, yeah, yeah, I think that'll. That's fine. Like, right? Like, one of those has gotta fit. And then I'll send back, like, the ones that don't fit, whatever. But it never works out. It never works out. Bailey, why do you do it? You know? Plus, if I was looking for a pair of, like. Like, work pants that were not black, more of like a. I don't know, just Like a beige or something. The website was like, oh, it's moss is the color. 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So it's 1949, and Reagan, he meets a woman named Nancy Davis. Now, she was also an actress, but she got like. I guess she had a different set of skills that made her stand out. I'm not here to be vulgar, but I am here to be honest. Nancy had talent, and she used that talent to work her way to the top. And I guess everyone knew wasn't her Dramatic range. It wasn't her filmography. Rumor had it Nancy was known in Hollywood for giving a spectacular blowjob. I know. And you're like, shut up, Bailey. Like, would you read that, like on Reddit or whatever? No, this was like a well known little situation from the old school, like Hollywood circles. Everyone talked about it. And this was. It's sad to say. Yeah, it's sad to say because back then, like, this was an important skill to have at the time. I mean, if you wanted to be an actress in Hollywood, you were harassed, you were exploited, you were manipulated, you would do anything just to like get in the door and you would get locked in a room and some nasty fat toad would like take his pants off and say, you know, handle it or whatever. And then you would. Cause you wanted a job, you know, geez. So like, giving a blowjob was seen by many as like a safer alternative to, I don't know, being like raped or full on, like sex. And also giving a blowjob. You didn't have to worry about getting pregnant or an std. I mean, you could still get an STD in your mouth. But like, you know, it was seen as like this substitute that worked for everyone at the time anyways, back then though, it was nasty. Okay. And so, you know, Nancy did. She did her thing and she was, she. People called her the throat goat. I know, I know now my brain was like, okay, one of my, this is like off topic. One of my favorite teas. Tea. You know, tea, it's called throat coat. And I was like, oh, is this inspired by her? It really soothes the throat. Highly recommend. So back to Ronald Reagan. Listen, he's fresh off a brutal divorce. He's emotionally bruised, ego in shambles. And along comes Nancy, a woman who knew exactly how to make a man feel like a king. But I will say this because Reagan, low key, it was said that he. I'm sorry if this is like gross or vulgar or whatever, but it was said that Reagan had a small wiener. So it probably made the whole like oral thing a little bit easier for her, you know what I'm saying? For my BJ queens out there. Cause the big ones can hurt your throat. The small ones, it's like a little gummy worm in your mouth. Just nibble on it and then you're good. So she probably made him feel really good. Trying to be positive here. Around this time, Reagan gets a job as the President of sag, AKA the Screen Actors Guild. And I guess this was the first time Reagan got A taste of, like, politics. So he started working closely with the Department of Labor, the state of California, and he was still working with the FBI. Okay, low key, though. He sat in on hearings, he signed loyalty pledges, and he quietly blacklisted tons of actors, screenwriters and directors who were rumored to be left leaning. And this was like, kind of laying the groundwork for his eventual political career. The unique thing about Reagan was that he was strategic. He was a master at having power without looking like he had power. So he could, like, he could smile, he could tell a funny story. He could walk out of the room having just fired someone and they would be. They'd be like, oh, my God. Yeah, like, he's a great guy. I love that guy. There was something. He was just likable. Basically, thanks to his connections as an informant, Reagan was back on track with, like, a powerful job. And Nancy, she liked that. She liked that a lot. So, you know, they started dating and then in 1952, they got married. There's rumors out there, like people actually think that Nancy is the reason Reagan became a conservative, because her dad was a huge conservative. And Reagan basically did like it was said, whatever Nancy told him to do. I don't know, based off what I just said, it seems like he was kind of going that way. But that's just what they say. Nancy was the one person that he trusted the most. She managed his schedule, she managed his diet, his public image, everything. She was like his manager. She wasn't like just a wife. She was his handler, his pr, his manager, his agent. She was everything. Now, just because Reagan was like SAG president, it didn't mean he was getting better roles. Honestly, his career was. It was dead, you know. But once again, Dutch gets lucky. In 1954, TV is America's new it girl. Oh, forget the movies. It's all about television, the new toy. And Reagan was in the right place at the right time because he gets a cushy job hosting a show called General Electric Theater. Yes, General Electric. Like the appliance company? Like the shitty dishwasher you have. I had one of those dishwashers and it was shit. I'm just. Yeah, I said it. Anyways. They were like a major part of, you know, the military industrial complex afterwards. Anyways, G and E did a lot. Okay, so now they're doing tv. So this is show that Reagan was on, it was kind of like reality tv. He would be filmed visiting American factories to look at new products and basically sell viewers on why they should buy this new toaster. And America loved it. Oh, they loved it. We love buying stuff, huh? The show ran for eight years, and by the end of it, Ronald Reagan was a household name. Between 1954 and 1962, he visited GE plants in 39 states and hundreds of thousands of people. And I mean, he was good at it because all those years as like, president of the Screen Actors Guild had already put him in rooms with like, important people. So he was just like, again, a good talker. People liked him. He was buddy buddy with the Department of Labor officials. He was friends with Californian politicians, the studios, union leaders, everyone liked the guy. And he was positioning himself perfectly to be a politician. But he never like, straight up talked about politics. He would like, you know, skirt around it. He'd be like, I love freedom. Freedom is great. American values. Love that. Hard work. Yeah, but that's like as deep as he went, you know. He never talked about like, taxes, war, inequality, anything like that. Basically he was like, I'm not a politician. I'm just a concerned outsider with a great smile. Buy this toaster. Now, on top of all that, his love, people loved his look because he had this rugged western man, man of the people kind of vibe. Now he loved to dress like a cowboy. Oh, yes. Full blown denim shirts, leather boots, posing on horses like the Marlboro Man. And this became like the classic Reagan look. People were like, wow, he's like a true American, a real cowboy. Yee haw. But you know, like, realistically, honestly, he wasn't a cowboy. He just like played one on TV one time, so. And that was like his new identity. Well, not one time. A couple times. Because back in the 50s, he had done a bunch of westerns and B movies. One of them was called Cattle Queen of Montana. And in it he wore a cowboy hat and like he wrote a horse in Hollywood, trained him to walk and talk like a cowboy. So he basically went full, like, method and he just never dropped the act. I think he liked it for some reason. Guys, I hate to stereotype here, but I feel like a lot of guys just kind of love the idea of being a cowboy. What's that about? Let me know down below. Maybe it's just the guy's eyes met, but there's something they like. I want to be a cowboys. What is that? Anyways, so Reagan, he was, he, he, at some point he realizes, like, it was really good for his brand because he became like a symbol of America. So all of this gets the attention of a famous conservative writer and TV host named William F. Buckley. So William sees potential in Reagan and he starts sending him, like, all these books, pamphlets, and speeches about, like, politics. He's kind of, like, grooming him a little bit to, like, hey, you should, like, get into politics. Nudge, nudge. So this William guy, he, like, sees potential in Reagan and he's like, hey, this guy could be the future of the Republican Party. I mean, yeah, whatever. He didn't. He doesn't have any political training, but he can be trained. I mean, he's clean cut, charismatic. America loves the guy. He looks like America if it was a person. I don't know. So Buckley starts grooming him. Not sexually. General Electric Theater. It ends in 1962. And then they go on to make shitty appliances that I will never let go of because I paid so much for a dishwasher and it fucking sucked. Okay, you guys, you hear me? Ge. I'm still mad about it, okay? But that show ends in 1962. But by this point, it doesn't matter because, like, Reagan is a full time speaker and he's preparing for his political career. He's got hype. People around him like, dude, you could do this. People love you. You're like a real American. You're a great talker. You look great. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone's hyping him up and he's like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna fucking do it. So in 1964, Reagan goes on TV and he gives a speech for a guy named Barry Goldwater who was running for president. Now, something about Reagan, okay? People love this speech. And it really got the crowd, like, fired up. He has faith that you and I have the ability and the dignity and the right to make our own decisions and determine our own destiny. Thank you very much. People didn't even remember Barry Goldwater, but they remembered Reagan's speech. Now, the speech, it was called A time for choosing. And it made voters feel like this election was the most important decision, like, of their lives, you know, during the speech, he was basically like, you can vote with the Democrats who will take your money and take your guns, or you can be an American patriot. You know, which one are you? You? He kind of hinted that social programs were a gateway drug to communism, which, again, everyone hated that word, and it just freaked them out. So letters started pouring in. Donations skyrocketed. One report said his speech raised $8 million overnight for Goldwater. So Goldwater, he lost the. The election, you know, in the end. But Reagan, you know, he won, not the election, but he won the hearts of conservative America. They were like, yeah, forget this Goldwater guy. What's up with this Reagan guy? We like him. This is our guy. 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So the people around him, like the California Republican Party, they really saw him as a puppet, just like, you know, a pretty face with good timing who they could kind of manipulate, mold, create the perfect politician. But honestly, like, Reagan kind of knew exactly what he was doing. Honestly, Reagan is kind of confusing because, like, on the surface, he comes off as just like the, like, oh, shucks, I'm just like a widow actor. I don't know, you know, and that's how he came off in public. But behind closed doors. Doors, he was doing his homework. Okay? He wasn't dumb. He knew what he was doing. And in the end, it paid off because Reagan, he won in a landslide. So his plan was to cut spending, crack down on student protesters, and be very tough on crime. But the honeymoon period ended pretty quick when he called in the National Guard to break up protests at UC Berkeley with, like, literal tanks. It was called the 1969 People's park protest. And it was essentially a battle between the university and the local community over a piece of land. Students in the local community wanted it to be like a nice park. The university was like, no, it's our land. It escalated pretty quick and became about something bigger. Freedom of the people versus big institutional power. With Vietnam happening in the background, it just got ugly fast. And Ronald sent the National Guard in to Occupy Berkeley. It just really wasn't needed. Well, one person ended up dying and it was extremely violent. And for a second it looked like this whole, like, Reagan era was gonna be, you know, pretty short lived. But it wasn't. Obviously he got reelected in 1970 because people, they really liked him. Even when, like, people didn't agree with him, they saw him as just like this cool, down to earth guy with a great smile and a cowboy feel. And there's something about his voice that's just kind of calming in a way. It's been quite a journey this decade, and we held together through some stormy seas. And at the end, together we're reaching our destination. You know, the people, they loved his whole aesthetic, the cowboy image. Oh. Also the perfect relationship he had with his wife. They lived in a modest but glamorous ranch style home in the Pacific Palisades in California. They had two kids and they lived this like picture perfect life, you know, the American dream. Then in 1980, Ronald Reagan runs for President of the United States. Yes. And you know how every president has like a slogan and all that stuff? Yes. Like America is fun or we can do it. Well, guess what his slogan was in 1980, Ronald Reagan's slogan was let's make America great again. Isn't that crazy? Come on, isn't that weird? This. Okay. Just shows how unoriginal we are, huh? Throughout the years. Jesus Christ. Yeah, okay, so that was a slogan. Ronald and his running mate, George H.W. bush used this phrase on buttons and posters in their campaign against President Jimmy Carter. A little side note, fun fact. Bill Clinton started his 1992 campaign with the pledge to make America great again. I believe that together we can make America great, great again. Jesus, can they think of something else here? Reagan tells Americans that he's in favor of lower taxes which are going to become his famous trickle down economics. You see, at this point, the economy is in a, in like a. It's in rough shape, inflation is going up, gas is practically a luxury item. And worst of all, there are few 52American hostages trapped in Iran. Listen, Okay, I guess Back in 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was stormed and 66 hostages were taken. Some were released, but there were 52 who were stuck. And at the time it was like the topic of conversation. And this was happening at the same time as the election was going. Now the President at the time, President Carter, he was getting tons of heat for like not securing like these hostages and getting them safely back to America. I mean, he was apparently trying, but like nothing was working. And to the people they're like, you know, what are you doing? You need to get like these people back. So it just wasn't a good look for him. And then every night on TV, Nightline, they were like day 142 of the Iran hostage crisis. And it starts to look like this hostage situation could cost President Carter the election. You know, if he doesn't free the hostages, he'll probably lose. But if he can prove himself and get them back, you know, that would, that would really help. It would look pretty damn good. Now Reagan and his team, they knew this and they had an idea. They're like, what if we get Nancy out there to suck their dicks and then release the hostages. No. Okay, they had a different idea. What if they could convince Iran not to release the hostages until Reagan was in Office? So in 1980, Reagan's campaign allegedly sends people to secretly meet with Iranian representatives. The rumor is that it's a few former CIA guys and Reagan, like, insiders. So allegedly, they met with Iranian officials in Paris in October of 1980. They were essentially like, bonjour, don't release the hostages yet. We'll give you a better, like, weapons deal if you wait until Reagan is in office. What do you say, huh? I'll show you a titty. Now, supposedly, allegedly, I don't know, Iran agrees, I guess allegedly, they hated President Carter and, you know, they were probably interested in whatever deal was on the table. So little behind the scenes, little action happens. So cut to election day. It's November 4, 1980. Reagan, he absolutely crushes Carter in one of the biggest blowouts in U.S. history. He wins 44 states. So Ronald Reagan was sworn in on January 20, 1981. And literally 20 minutes after he is officially made the president, Iran releases all 52American hostages. Yeah, everyone was like, well, how about that timing, huh? What's that about? I don't know. Okay. The new president had not been in office an hour when the former hostages became free men and women again. Congress, they ended up launching an investigation in the early 90s to see if Reagan's team had in fact, negotiated with Iran. But they, according to them, they never found any proof. All of Reagan's people, including the future President George Bush Sr. Denied everything. But multiple eyewitnesses claim they saw members of Reagan's team in Paris. And some of them took polygraph tests and, like, passed. And then a few former Iranian officials claimed that the deal did in fact happen. But listen, like, everyone involved either disappeared, changed their story, or they mysteriously got very, very quiet. But whatever happened, it made the moment Reagan took office feel like a victory, you know, to the people and whatnot. They're like, wow, Reagan came in and he did it. Wow. You know, it was like he was destined to be there. Meanwhile, poor President Carter became that guy who couldn't free the hostages. It was pretty brutal. It was sad. So Reagan is in, but that little, like, secret weapons deal with Iran, it ends up, like, coming back to haunt him. A couple years later, he gets hit with something called the Iran Contra affair. I know Iran Contra kinda sounds like a dance move or like something you would do in a Zumba class, but it's not. It's something way worse. Now, apparently, Reagan's administration was secretly selling weapons to Iran, which was a big no. No, it was. It was literally illegal. Iran was under an arms embargo, which meant no weapon sales were allowed. But Reagan's people were like, what if we just do it anyway and not tell anyone? So they ended up shipping missiles to Iran. Then Iran would pay back in cash, like millions of dollars were rolling in. And then you think the government would, like, deposit that money into something? Maybe they'd build a school, schools, a park, do something good with the money or something, you know? But of course not. No, no, no, they did not. Instead, Reagan's team, they took that money and they funneled it to Nicaragua. I know, I know. We went from blow jobs to Nicaragua. What are we doing? I know. Look, I was confused. I was like, how did we get here? I looked it up, right? And Iran is, like 8,000 miles away from Nicaragua. So what's the connection? Well, apparently Reagan was freaking out because Nicaragua was being ruled by this leftist group. They weren't communist, but they were, like, friends with communist countries. So to Reagan, it was like, you know, tomato, tomahto, same thing. Bad communist, straight to jail. So he decides he has to intervene and send money to this extreme rebel group in Nicaragua to basically fund a guerrilla war and destabilize the country. In his mind, this was saving Nicaragua from communism. So then you're thinking. Because I know. I was thinking. I was like, why the hell are they even getting into Nicaragua's business? Like, I don't get it. Like, they don't have nukes, they don't have oil. So why are they there? Why are they doing this? Well, because of communist paranoia. I wasn't satisfied with that answer, but that's what I'm told is the answer. Reagan thought that, like, all it would take was for one country to flip and become communists for it to then spread, like Domino's, not the pizza. So he needed to take Nicaragua down through, like, the Contras. So this Contras group was violent. They got the job done, but it was messy. And at this point, Congress is like, this is a bad look. So they pass a law that makes it illegal for the. The Contras to be supported with American money. So to make things more complicated, Reagan was like, hey, loophole, why don't we just use, like, the money that we. The weapons money from Iran. Why don't we use that to pay for all of this? So it's not coming from us, it's coming from that. Yeah, and that's why it was called Iran Contra. Look, it was a whole thing, okay? It was a whole thing. The public finds out about it, okay? People are reporting on it and people are pissed. Reagan goes on TV in November of 1986 and he tells the people like, he had no idea this was happening. He's like, mistakes were made. I blacked out. My bad. But people weren't buying it, especially because the guy who was running the entire operation was caught shredding documents in his office the second the story hit the news. So after this, Reagan's approval rating plummets. So while all of this Iran Contra situation is happening, something else is brewing. A full blown pandemic. 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Now, nobody knew what it was, but people, they were getting really sick really fast. When the first cases of what would later be called AIDS appeared in 1981, doctors knew they were looking at something terrifying. By 1987, 95% of those diagnosed were dead. 95%. Now at first, the illness wasn't even like officially named. The CDC didn't start using the acronym AIDS until September of 1982. Before that, doctors and media actually referred to it as grid, which stood for gay Related immune deficiency or gay cancer or gay plague. Yes, some people were calling it that. It was an epidemic. But people looked down on it like this niche gay problem that they didn't think could affect them. Honestly, people just like were not taking it seriously at all. Including the president, Mr. Reagan, he totally ignored it. Now meanwhile, the numbers were skyrocketing. In 1982 alone, thousands of Americans were infected, but President Ronald Reagan remained publicly silent. Now, years would go by, he wouldn't even acknowledge the crisis until September 17, 1985. And by this point, 12,529Americans had already died, including one of his best friends, an actor named Rock Hudson. Now, it wasn't until April 1, 1987, that Reagan gave a formal speech on AIDS, calling it, quote, Public Health Enemy Number One. But by then, over 40,000Americans had died. Thankfully, funding had grown from 8 million in 1981 to 416 million in 1987, but only after Congress nearly doubled what Reagan proposed. Which means that the real push for AIDS funding didn't come from Mick Reagan, but from Congress. It was pretty disappointing. Now, when people asked Reagan how schools should teach kids about aids, he just told them to push abstinence and quote, the values of right and wrong, end quote. And then on March 30, just a couple weeks after his 70th birthday, Reagan gets shot in an assassination. Assassination attempt. Yeah. So he was leaving a Hotel in D.C. when 25 year old John Hinckley Jr. Opened fire. Now, the wildest part is that this John guy, he wasn't even trying to make a political statement. He was literally just trying to impress the actress Jody Foster. I know, I know what we should do a murder mystery on that. But he was like a Jodie Foster stalker who tried to kill Ronald Reagan. It's bizarre. Reagan was hit by a ricocheted bullet that was lodged an inch from his heart. So when he got to the hospital, he told his surgeons, quote, I hope you're all Republicans, end quote. I would be like, I hope you're all surgeons. Okay. Like, I don't know. Okay, whatever. All right, so Reagan's life was saved, but from that point on, Ms. Nancy, she became obsessed with Regan's safety. Now, yes, she's really been in the background of all this, but now she was like, you know, like a. I don't wanna say a stage mom, but, like, overprotective for sure. So Nancy, she was consulting, like astrologers about, like, when is the best time Regan should leave on a trip or when should he, like, schedule meetings? And she even had, like, a special phone installed on his desk so that she could reach him at any time if there was some kind of, like, horoscope update that he needed to know. Yeah, she's like, calling him up. She's like, hi, sweetie, did you eat your sandwich? Also, avoid talking to Russia today. The moon is in Scorpio. Okay? The craziest thing is that by the time Reagan leaves office in 1989, his approval totally recovered and was up to 63%, which was pretty impressive considering it dipped all the way down to 35% at one point. So it was kind of up. It was like no matter what he did, how bad he messed up people, people just loved Reagan. He was so good at looking like he was in control. In 2004, he passed away at the age of 93 after a 10 year battle with Alzheimer's. And when he died, people didn't just mourn a president. It's like they were mourning a God. But even with Reagan being long gone, he's still hanging around like, you know, a big fat stain on the white underpants of America, A stain that just does not come out in the wash. He really left his mark on America. Okay, and here are all the things we can thank him for that are still around today. Maybe you've heard of trickle down economics. Basically, he cut taxes for the wealthy in the 80s with the idea that money would trickle down to the rest of us. Maybe the notice. But it didn't. There was no trickling happening. Instead, the wealth gap exploded. And by the end of his presidency, the richest 1% owned nearly 40% of the nation's wealth. And Reagan's massive tax cuts combined with record military spending sent the national debt soaring from 997 billion to 2.9 trillion by the time he left office. And then of course we have the just say no. You know, the war on drugs dare. Nancy Reagan's slogan might have looked cute on a poster, but in practice it was a nightmare. Under Reagan, the prison population doubled from about 329,000 in 1980 to over 627,000 by 1988. There were these harsh mandatory minimum sentences which meant that people, especially from black and brown communities, were locked up for decades over minor, like non violent drug offenses. Now that stain is still here today because like the United States has the highest incarceration rate in the world. Yeah, we did it. Woo. We actually talked about it. I know we've talked about a lot of things here. We did a dark history episode called Crack vs. Cocaine where we talked about the dare campaign and like how much harm it did. So if you're interested in learning more about that, I would say check out that episode. Reagan, throughout his presidency, he loved to talk about quote, unquote, welfare queens, which was this completely like racist term that made people view poor black women as cheats living off of taxpayer money. His administration slashed social programs by billions and at the same time he ramped up incarceration which just locked systemic racism deeper into place. And we already know how much he screwed over the gay community when AIDS hit. His silence cost people a lot of people their lives. Now to be fair, Reagan did do some good things. He helped bring an end to the 46 year Cold War without a single gunshot. And he was a big supporter of NASA. People say Reagan paved the way for like the next wave of presidents and corruption. And if you squint, you can like draw a straight line from Reagan's America to, well, the mess we're kind of, we're still in today. It's insane. Look, today's episode was just kind of like, you know, there's. We could talk on and on and on about Reagan. There was so much that happened when he was a president, but here were just some, some highlights, I guess. Anyways, let me know if you want a part two of a Reagan episode. I never know. Maybe you do. I don't know. Okay, listen, enough about politics. Next time, we are bringing it back to one of dark history's favorite subjects, witches. We're talking seances, spectral vomit, government surveillance, and your favorite American witch trial, Salem. And our last witch, she was put on trial during World War II. These women were accused, hunted, and somehow they survived. Tune in next time for the dark history of the witches who got away. Next week. We're dark, so there won't Be a new upload, but we'll be back on October 1st. Now I'd love to hear your guys reactions to today's story. So make sure to leave a comment below so I can. I could see what you guys are saying and your comment might even be featured in a future episode. Now let's read a couple of comments that you guys have. Left me just here 99999 left us a comment saying, quote, thank you so much, Bailey, for being a virtual friend in these dark times. I am an animal shelter worker and your content helps me hit a reset and find my calm on the worst of days. Never stop spreading your love and light. Aw, thank you. That was really sweet of you to say. Oh, sorry. That's so nice. You guys are so, so nice and I appreciate it so much. I'm happy I can give you some kind of pick me up on your tough days. I mean, working with animals. Oh, I'm sure it's fun, but also really challenging and sad and I can't imagine, you know. So thank you for working hard to take care of those little guys. We appreciate the animal lovers on this show, don't we, Joan? Yes. Thank you so much for your message. It really means a lot. I appreciate you. Thank you. Sheila Rogers 6210 left us a comment saying, quote, fun fact, crowd are so smart that it is illegal to own a crow in all 50 states of America. What? Really? Is that true? Oh, shit, girl, you better get out of here. I don't own Joan. She's here on her own free will. But I do. I know what you're talking about because I went on a deep dive all about crows because I have a ton of crows that hang out where I live. And I know that they, like, remember faces. They'll bring you little gifts if you're nice to them, of course. And I always, like, leave little stuff for them. I don't know, I just like them, I think. I don't know. I feel like they have my back, you know, I love it. Okay, but that's interesting. Why can't you own a crow? Okay, whatever. You guys must have like some kind of superpower that they don't want us to know. The government. They just want us to know about the superpowers you guys have. That's probably what it is. Maria, Bergman Vaz left us an episode suggestion on our Nero episode saying, quote, love your Roman outfits and you definitely do an episode on Caligula. He was off the charts of insanity. Maria, girl, yes, I know. I've been reading about Caligula for, like, like, years off and on, and I don't know why I haven't done an episode about him, but he was totally nuts. Like, crazier than Nero, and Nero was pretty freaking crazy. Apparently he had a ship where he had, like, wild orgies, and that's always really what stuck with me the most. I bet cleaning the. The ship was kind of a mess. Anyways, you guys seem to really love hearing about, like, the crazy little dictators lately, so I'll work on that. Thank you for your suggestion and I'll get on it. Okay, we are done here. I love you guys so much for watching and engaging and commenting and all that. Keep on commenting because maybe you'll be featured in a future episode. Hey, did you know that you can actually join me over on my YouTube where you. You can watch these episodes on Thursday. Yeah. After the podcast airs. And while you're there, you can also catch my murder mystery and makeup. And don't forget to subscribe, please. Why not? And hey, if you don't know, Dark History is an audioboom original. A special thank you to our expert, Claire Potter, professor of History emerita at the New School for Social Research and authority of the Political Junkie Substack. And I'm your host, Bailey Sarian. I hope you have a good day today. You make good choices and I'll be talking to you guys later. Goodbye.