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Is, like, a top secret energy source hidden in the Alaska Triangle, which people have been calling the Dark Pyramid. Now, this pyramid is allegedly four times the size of the Great Pyramid of Giza and allegedly so powerful and so secret that the government has scrubbed it from satellite images entirely. Okay, so if it's been scrubbed, then how do we know about it? Well, in 1992, I guess China, they were out doing their thing and they performed an underground nuclear test. And then geologists in Alaska, they were studying the shock waves created by this test when they. That's when they came across something weird. And they realized there was something buried like 700ft below Alaska. Something huge. So they do more testing. And when they do more testing, it revealed that this something was pyramid shaped. Listen, so like, years later, there was an anonymous retired naval captain. He called into a show called coast to Coast Am Them. This was a very popular radio show especially for, like, those who enjoyed, like, a little conspiracy theory here and there. Paul, for sure, you know, he loves a conspiracy theory. He even came today with his full chart ready to talk about the Alaskan Triangle because he did his research, okay? He made a whole presentation. Sorry, Paul, we don't really have to get into it. I don't know what JonBenet Ramsey has to do with the Alaska Triangle, but okay, Paul, you know, he's into it. We like the effort, okay? As long as it stays a hobby and it doesn't consume you and take over your whole personality. But you know, this naval captain guy, he calls and on air, he said that back in the 80s, he was working on government radar systems in Alaska and he kept running into, like, this mysterious electromagnetic interference and none of his, like, superiors could explain it. He said this interference made planes glitch and messed up communications. And over his time working there, he became convinced that the source of all of this unexplained energy was this dark pyramid. So the guy, he goes and he tells his higher ups about his theory. And when he did that, they threatened him with a court martial and told him to, like, stay in his lane, in case you don't know, like a Court martial is like getting suspended or even expelled from the military. So people who subscribe to the dark pyramid theory think that the government is keeping it secret because it is such a powerful source of energy. Many also believe that this is where like all the aliens live. This is alien home? I don't know. Could be. It's kind of weird. Why not? Life is short. So one man named Nathan Campbell, he actually attempted to find the pyramid. Good for him. You know, he's like, you know what, I'm gonna go see. So back in 2020, he hired a charter plane to drop him off as close to the coordinates of the pyramid as he could get. And then with him he had four months of camping equipment. Now Nathan, he was 41 at the time and he had a wife and kids back home. So he brought like a two way satellite communicator so he could like send messages while he was away, let them know, hey, I'm here. And on his way to Alaska, he told his pilot, a guy named Jason, all about his plan to find the pyramid. So, you know, they fly out there and on May 27, 2020, Nathan was dropped off and he was feeling confident, right? The pilot, Jason, he arranged to pick him back up on September 15th before the weather would get like too cold. So he's like, see ya, good luck, bye. And then like flies off. But by mid June, Nathan's family stopped getting his satellite texts and he was never seen again. You know, search parties went out looking for him. They didn't find any blood or body. They didn't see any sign of like an attack. But they did find Nathan's journal. In the last entry, he said that he was leaving to get water and that was it. Yeah, a little anticlimactic. I know, it was kind of like a boring journal entry, not to judge. Like, I'm going to get water, Yay. Yeah, but that was it. He was going to get water. Maybe he fell in and like froze or something, I don't know. Nathan's disappearance left a lot of people convinced that he got like too close to something the government, like doesn't want us to know about. Now, of course, you know, that is one theory. Another theory is that aliens got him. Another is that bears got him. Another is that, I don't know, he went to get water and just decided to never come back. Anything could have really happened to poor Nathan out there. There are plenty of boring explanations for why so many people go missing, you know, out in this area. Like the geography of Alaska, which we talked about, it's nature's booby trap out there, so. Yeah. But in case you need one last reason to stay away from the Alaska Triangle, allow me to introduce you to the ancient legend of the Otterman. For thousands of years, the indigenous people of Alaska, specifically by the Tlingit and Tsimshean groups, they have passed down warnings about the Kushtaka, which translates to land otter. Man, I know. I love otters. They're so cute. You know, like when they sleep at night, they hold hands so they don't float away from each other. That's really precious. We don't deserve otters. According to native stories, the Kushtaka is a shape shifter who can take the form of a human, but usually looks like a harmless otter. Based on this image, it does not look like a harmless otter. It looks like freaking a buff man with a otter head. It's very confusing. Yeah. You know on the COVID the COVID of those romance novels where it's like a Fabio, all buff and like the hair is blowing through the wind. He's holding the woman. It's kind of what the. The. This like, like a otter looks like he's all buff and manly looking. He's got a thick ass neck. It's kind of. Kind of hot. I don't know. Okay. All right. The Kushtaka stalks the Alaskan wilderness, sniffing out lost hikers. And it doesn't just like, lunge at you out of like, trees and then eat you or something. Oh, no. According to the legend, the Kushtaka orca plays with its food. Psychologically, like an orca. They play with their food too? Yes, they do. Animals, huh? It'll shape shift into your friend, your sister, a crying child, whatever. Whatever it takes to like, earn your trust. Then it leads you deeper into the woods, and that's when you either get ripped to shreds or you turn into a Kushtaka yourself. Aliens. It's all going back to aliens, huh? So a lot going on in this Alaska Triangle. A lot of theories, a lot of ideas, a lot of claims, you know, but even the most boring version of the story with like, no aliens, no pyramids, like just facts, it still reads like the FBI might have, like, carried out a hit, you know, on a sitting congressman and like, erased every trace of his plane from the sky. And if that's the baseline, then honestly, like, what is impossible? When you add in the magnetic vortexes, the disappearing aircraft, the ancient underground pyramid, pulsing energy no one can trace. Otterman, a government powered weather machine, you start to realize that Alaska seems fun. Honestly, though, it feels like every attempt to explain this place just kind of opens a dozen more doors, and each one is just like, more and insane than the last. You go online and you start looking this stuff up, you don't. You don't know where it goes. Okay, some. Some lead to, like, secret military, you know, ops. Some lead to alien tech. Some just lead you back to the same question. If we don't even really know what's going on in our own chilly backyard, what else are we missing? So, friends, what do you think? Is there a giant ancient alien energy weapon buried beneath the Alaskan tundra? Are there vortexes and aliens in interdimensional portals? Or is it a big fat bear, you know? Or is it just a case of mostly bad weather and a once in a while strategic FBI murder? Let me know in the comments down below. I'm sure you got some stories and theories. I know you do, so let me know in the comment section. Let's talk about it now. Next week, I have a special spooky surprise for all of you. I went back into the archives to comb through some of the spookiest, weirdest, most bizarre topics we've covered here on dark history. And let me tell you. Ooh, it's a journey. We're gonna revisit all of your favorite Halloweeny topics, everything from evil sorcerers and sleep demons to mass hysteria and of course, the classic witchy moment. So join me next week for a special Halloweeny treat I'm calling Tales from the Dark History Crypt. I better see you there. It's gonna be a real, real spooky treat. Now, I'd love to hear your guidance reactions to today's story. 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