Transcript
Keith Morrison (0:01)
When work gets crazy, I like to stop by the bar after have a few cold ones. I don't drink at all until 4:00.
Ryan Reynolds (0:09)
We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night.
Bob Cratchit (0:12)
Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks, a few nights a week, it can add up and suddenly we're at greater risk for long term problems like heart disease, cancer and depression. Reason enough to rethink to drink more at Rethink to Drink? No Ha. Initiative.
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Keith Morrison (1:04)
I'm Keith Morrison and this is the final episode of A Christmas Carol. It's a wonder Ebenezer Scrooge has made it this far. In our story, the last ghost he met, the spirit of Christmas Future, showed him terrible things. Tiny Tim was dead and so was Scrooge the though not one single soul mourned him, all of it, Scrooge sees, could have been prevented if only he had been a better person. He is tortured now, and as the last ghost disappears, Scrooge is desperate to atone for his sins. As we pick up the story, Scrooge is suddenly back in his own bedroom, everything just as it always was. It's Christmas morning and old Ebenezer, the most hated man in all of London, is about to get the most precious gift of all, a second chance. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all the time before him was his own. To make amends in I will live in the past, the present, or the future, Scrooge repeated as he scrambled out of bed. The spirits of all three shall strive within me, oh Jacob Marley, Heaven and the Christmas time be praised for this. I say it on my knees, old Jacob, on my knees. He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the spirit, and his face was wet with tears. They're not torn down. Cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed curtains in his arms. They're not torn down. Rings and all. Here they are. I am here the shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will be. His hands were busy with his garments all this time, turning them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance. I don't know what to do. Cried Scrooge, laughing and crying at the same breath. I am as light as a feather. I'm as happy as an angel. I'm as merry as a schoolboy. I'm as giddy as a drunken man. A Merry Christmas to everybody. A Happy New Year to all the world. He had frisked into the sitting room and was now standing there perfectly winded. There's the saucepan the gruel was in. Cried Scrooge, starting off again and going round the fireplace. And there's the door by which the ghost of Jacob Marley entered. There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Presents sat. There's the window where I saw the wandering spirits. It's all right. It's all true. It all happened, really. For a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid laugh. A most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs. I don't know what day of the month it is, said Scrooge. I don't know how long I've been among the spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. He was checked at his transports by the churches, ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard. Running to the window, he opened it and put out his head. No fog, no mist. It was clear and bright and jovial and stirring. And cold, cold piping for the blood to dance to. Golden sunlight, heavenly sky, sweet fresh air, merry bells. Oh, glorious, glorious. What's today? Cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him. Eh? Returned the boy with all his might of wonder. What's today, my fine fellow? Said Scrooge. Today? Replied the boy. Why, it's Christmas Day. It's Christmas Day, said Scrooge to himself. I haven't missed it. The spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hello, my fine fellow. Hello, returned the boy. Do you know the butchers in the next street but one at the corner? Scrooge inquired. I should hope I did, replied the lad. An intelligent boy, said Scrooge. A remarkable boy. Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there? Not the little prize turkey, the big one. What? The one as big as me, Returned the boy. It's hanging there now. It is, said Scrooge. Go and buy it. I am in earnest. Go and buy it and tell him to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with that man and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you a half crown. The boy was off like a shot. I'll send it to Bob Cratchitz, whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands and splitting with a laugh. He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of tiny. The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one, but write it he did somehow, and went downstairs to open the street door, ready for the coming of the butcher's man. As he stood there waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his eye. I shall love it as long as I live. Cried Scrooge, patting it with his hand. I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its face. It. It's a wonderful knocker. Here's the turkey. How are you? Merry Christmas. It was a turkey. He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped him short off in a minute. Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town, said Scrooge. You must have a cab. The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again and chuckled until he cried. Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much. And shaving requires attention even when you don't dance while you're at it. But if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking plaster over it and been quite satisfied himself all in his best, and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth as he had seen them with the ghost on Christmas present, and walking with his hands behind him. Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant in a word, that three or four good humored fellows said, good morning, sir, a Merry Christmas to you. And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the happy sounds he ever heard, those were the happiest in his ears. He had not gone far when, coming on towards him, he beheld the portly gentleman who had walked into his counting house the day before, and said, scrooge and Marley's, I believe. It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met. But he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it. My dear sir, said Scrooge, quickening his pace and taking the old gentleman by both his hands, how d'ye do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir. Mr. Scrooge. Yes, said Scrooge. That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness here? Scrooge whispered in his ear. Lord bless me. Cried the gentleman, as if his breath were taken away. My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious? If you please, said Scrooge. Not a farthing less. A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favor, my dear sir? Said the other, shaking hands with him. I don't know what to say. Don't say anything, please, retorted Scrooge. Come and see me. Will you come and see me. I will. Cried the old gentleman, and it was clear he meant to do it. Thank you, said Scrooge. I am much obliged to you. I thank you 50 times. Bless you. He went to church, and he walked about the streets, and he watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted the children on the head, and questioned the beggars and looked down into the kitchens of houses and up to the windows, and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk, that anything, could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon, he turned his steps toward his nephew's house. His nephew, the bright and sparkling young man whose optimism stood fast even in the face of Scrooge's unforgiving misery. He could turn Scrooge away, of course. And who would blame him, really?
