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Danny
Hello, and welcome back to your favorite podcast. De Influenced.
Jordan
I just found something out.
Danny
What happened?
Jordan
My favorite rapper.
Danny
Did he pass away?
Jordan
No, he was arrested last night for having pot.
Danny
That's so stupid.
Jordan
Big X the plug.
Danny
I thought it was legal to have pot now.
Jordan
Dallas rapper, you know?
Danny
Yeah, I thought it was legal.
Jordan
The article says that he had less than 2 ounces.
Danny
Well, is that. I think it's like, isn't it?
Jordan
I don't know what the limit is. No, not in Texas.
Danny
Oh, I thought it could.
Jordan
It does feel. I mean, like it feels a Little targeted to me.
Danny
I just feel like there's so many. Like, there's a lot of bad things. Like, can we focus on the guys that are coming up and down our streets stealing stuff out of our cars?
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
You know, this guy's just.
Jordan
He's just trying to rap.
Danny
He's just trying to rap. He's trying to get the creative juices flowing. Like. Like, seriously, just, like, leave him alone.
Jordan
Yeah. I mean, I was really shocked to hear this news because he had a big concert. I was going to go, but then.
Danny
I was like, where, where was it?
Jordan
Cash cow? I don't know. I've never heard of it.
Danny
I mean, you have to admit, like, the amount of crime that is going on, all the things that are going on. And like, this is. I'm sorry.
Jordan
Yeah, it's just also Eric Menendez.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Denied release at parole hearing.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
I'm really just scrolling through your feed.
Danny
I think the Menendez brothers, like, I don't know. I mean, it was a great documentary slash movie, but, like, they did kill their parents. And, like, there are probably other ways to navigate that situation. No matter how poorly you've been treated, there's, you know.
Jordan
Did you always think they killed their parents?
Danny
They admit to it.
Jordan
Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. It's not a question.
Danny
They're like, we killed our parents because they did bad things to us. And I'm like, I know. And that's not cool. I don't like that either. But, you know, there's other ways to get them in trouble. Instead of shooting them with a rifle over and over and over again, you know, Morbid.
Jordan
Yeah, the. I bet the court systems hate these, like, true crime documentaries because they're like, we have all the evidence, but these true crime documentaries are just spinning the story in such a way that gets the public all outraged. So really what it does, it just creates a lot of sometimes noise or.
Danny
Maybe sometimes there are people that, you know, are serving time for something they didn't do.
Jordan
What's been one true crime documentary where the person was actually innocent.
Danny
Okay, well, I. I think Adnan is so guilty, but, like, people think he's.
Jordan
Innocent, but he lost. He's still in jail.
Danny
I know. Oh, so where he actually got out?
Jordan
Yeah, like. Like one. Like, let's say that true crime is like the PR spin of criminals.
Danny
Karen Reed.
Jordan
Was that the recent one?
Danny
Uhhuh.
Jordan
So she got out.
Danny
Yeah. Wow.
Jordan
Just because of the full.
Danny
She had a mistrial the first time I go around. But like, without all the press, she probably would have had. Like, she would have been probably found guilty, I think. I don't know. Yeah. So, I mean, it. It helps O.J. simpson.
Ellie
They also help with cold cases.
Danny
Yeah, I. I like the. I like when. No, the crowdsource happens.
Jordan
Oh, no, no. It's a. It's a phenomenon.
Danny
Like, I hope that happens. If I ever, you know, that happens to me. I hope all. Everybody comes out and they're like, I saw it two. She was wearing orange. You know, I want you guys to get me out of my thing because I. I really won't do anything illegal unless my mom gives it to me. Then I've done a few illegal things. It's funny that I'm over here supporting this. This man with the marijuana. I don't smoke marijuana.
Jordan
She doesn't. She doesn't. She passes on.
Danny
I'm kind of straight edge these days.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
Especially since I have a child, but with child.
Jordan
Yeah, But I think that, you know, there's multiple people in your family that would.
Danny
I come from a family of criminals.
Jordan
That's a stretch. That's a stretch.
Danny
I'm literally. I'm. I'm teasing.
Jordan
She's obviously kidding. I'm like, stop.
Danny
Well, you know, I hit it. I feels like I.
Jordan
You know, what does it even mean.
Danny
Mic that I got when I was 17? Like, it gives me some street cred. It does. Like, I'm.
Jordan
But that's the only street cred you have? Because it's really.
Danny
I ran a yield sign violation one time.
Jordan
A yield sign, babe.
Danny
I got a yield sign violation because I didn't, like, slow down enough, which I'm just like, I still don't understand because to me, that's so subjective. Like, slowing down enough or, like, cutting someone off.
Jordan
I'm like, make a documentary.
Danny
Sometimes I feel like people try to dramatize the fact that they've been cut off. Like, you swerve in front of them and they're like. They hit. They hit the horn and they, like, stomp on the brake. They're like, oh, my gosh. I'm like, hello. Have you ever heard of defensive driving? You need to learn that.
Jordan
How about this? There was. There's an employee that we have, and she. She, like, accidentally rear ended someone because she was rear ended and this person in front of her didn't have insurance. So now the person in front of her is, like, suing her for, like, an exorbitant amount of money. And, like, the insurance companies, like, are used to this. They'll work it out, but it's, like, really stressful for her.
Danny
What a scam.
Jordan
It's a huge scam.
Danny
Scam. Have you heard about all the rehab centers in New Mexico that are taking advantage of the Native Americans and. Okay, well, let me tell you all about it. The Avon.
Jordan
Oh, okay.
Danny
No, it is a true scam. So Native Americans get, like, free insurance. I get a lot of, you know, cool perks. And so there's a lot in New Mexico, in California, and there are rehabs centers, like, basically these companies that say that they're rehabs, but they're really just like an office building or maybe just like, you know, they're not true, like, rehab centers. And they will go target, like, Native Americans that have drug and alcohol problems and offer them, like, free treatment. So they sign them up for their program, they get their Social Security number, and then these. These rehabs, quote, unquote, are charging the insurance company, like, millions of dollars on behalf of each Native American that they have signed up. So, like, I think apparently I. I could be off, but I think it was, like, it added up to, like, $20 billion.
Jordan
What?
Danny
Yeah, these rehab center. Rehab centers are so, like. I'm sorry. Like, I just. There's got to be a lot of, like, just. I know it's a.
Jordan
It's a tough, slimy. Yeah, for sure. For sure.
Danny
Yeah. So that. That's happening.
Jordan
Who did Theo Von have on his podcast to discuss this?
Danny
She's a journalist that covers. You would, like this episode. She's a journalist that covers, like, all types of the underground, like, world.
Jordan
I know her.
Danny
The Bond.
Jordan
Yeah. She has a Nat Geo show.
Danny
Oh, yes. Yeah.
Jordan
Called Trafficked.
Danny
Trafficked, yes. And so something. Huh. So like, her last. I think what she's been working on a lot is she's been interviewing or in, like, meeting up with assassins.
Jordan
Yes. The Karios.
Danny
Yes. And so they. She was like, it's so crazy because there's these assassins that, like, everybody knows about in, like, the underground. What did she call it? The black market.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
And in the black market, and it's just like, everybody knows. Oh, like you need a hitman. Like, you call George. And then so she goes and, like, she goes and meets up with these like, like hardcore assassins, like hitmen. And assassins are, like, most common in South.
Jordan
South America.
Danny
South America. But I almost want to say South Africa, but. No, but that's so different. So I really. I really. I really. I think South America.
Jordan
I don't think anyone's gonna check you on South America.
Danny
Oh, okay. South America.
Jordan
South America sounds right.
Danny
But I do want to. Yeah, not South Africa.
Jordan
I mean, there's. There's high crime in South Africa, too.
Danny
True. No, I do think it was South Africa. Can somebody just fact check me? Thank you. They're so different, but, you know, like, it's like I'm so close. Like, I'm almost smart.
Jordan
I watched one of her episodes, and it was Sicario's in, like, cartel Sicarios in Mexico.
Danny
No, no, it wasn't. Well, okay. South America. Okay, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And so, yeah, she, like, goes in, and she was like, it's so crazy because these hitmen, like, one of them, like, lived, like, four streets down from her. Like, they just live, like, these normal lives.
Jordan
That's.
Danny
And they're like hitmen.
Jordan
She talks to him, right?
Danny
She talks to them and. But they're, like, scary. Like, they are, like. And she convinces. And she never has security, so she never, like. Because she's like, I need these people to trust me. And she went and met up with an assassin, and it was only a 15 minute interview because she was so scared. And he goes, listen. He walked into the interview and he had a gun. And he goes, listen, if I even see a police car drive by, I'm shooting every single person in this room. And she was like, listen, we have not called the police. But she was like, what if a police car just drives? Like. And so that's why they cut the interview. She was like, we only did 15 minutes. But, yeah, it was crazy. Like, she was like, you can hire a hitman in South America for, like. Like a thousand dollars. Yeah, like, they'll just kill someone for $1,000.
Jordan
You and I have very different opinions on Theo Vaughn's podcast. Danny loves it. I have a hard time making it through it because he's so awkward.
Danny
Cringe.
Jordan
Yeah, it's so cringe. Like, when he interviewed, like, and he interviews, like, Mark Zuckerberg or Joaquin Phoenix.
Danny
That was a hard one.
Jordan
It was so hard to listen to. Like, you know, like, whenever you have secondhand embarrassment for someone and you just want to leave the room, get up and leave. Yeah, that is how I feel the entire podcast.
Danny
He does really well with, like, comedians and people, like, kind of in the same industry, but when they are, like, politicians, actors, or, like, an industry that he's not as familiar with. Like, he just did an interview with a comedian. I loved the interview. It was so great. I didn't listen to the whole thing, but, like, those are my favorite because it's just like, him hanging out with, like. Like, vibing with another bro. And those are, like, the funniest because he feels the most comfortable. And he's really smart. Like, he is.
Jordan
No, he's smart.
Danny
He's smart. I mean, these jokes he has are so witty and hilarious, but.
Jordan
And part of his comedy is the awkwardness, too.
Danny
Well, part of his comedy is just the relatability of being like. And, like, he'll stop you and be like, okay, like, what does global population mean? Like, and then, like, the person will, like, you know, explain just, like, the most basic concepts, but honestly, sometimes he stops them and he says, like, can you explain this? And, like, I didn't know what they were talking about either.
Jordan
Right.
Danny
Just one of us was like, you know.
Jordan
He has a. A whole production team behind his podcast, too. Like, you can always hear them in the background. And I think he has, like. Because Joe Rogan. No, Joe Rogan talks about this. Like, we have two people sitting here in the future. One. And that's the. Similar as, like, Joe, too, where it's like, he has, like, one producer, but a lot of these comedians have, like, 20 people behind them doing this production.
Danny
Have that.
Jordan
Are you sure?
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
You can tell that he has, like, a whole set and everything.
Danny
No, he only has, like, one guy. He's kind of like. Like Joe Rogan, where he kind of, like, has one guy that he goes to.
Jordan
I don't know if you're right, because.
Danny
I know that I'm right, because I listen to every episode. Like, I. I know.
Jordan
Oh, okay.
Danny
He has one guy.
Jordan
I'm wrong.
Danny
I mean, sometimes there might be more people, but he, like, talks to one guy.
Jordan
It just doesn't feel like he's picking his guest list, is what I would say. It feels like it's a production that is. Has a mind of its own, and it's like, Theo, you're gonna interview Walking Phoenix.
Danny
No, for sure. I think he has people signing up. But I'm just saying, like, I know what you mean. Like, the. The redheaded comedian. What's his friend? What's his name? Bad Friends. Is that the. The Bad Friends is the podcast.
Jordan
Oh.
Danny
With Andrew Santino. Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.
Jordan
Yeah, Bobby.
Danny
It's a funny podcast, but they have, like, four guys that are always, like, piping in, you know, that are, like, literally, their heads are peeking through a window, and they just have commentary on everything. I. I think it would be fun.
Jordan
Are you still listening to Dax podcast?
Danny
No.
Jordan
No, not as much.
Danny
He did some things that just, like, I don't remember what it was, but I was just like, I'm kind of sick of you. You know, you just kind of rub me the wrong way for a day or two and then I'm just kind of over you.
Jordan
That's the Internet for you.
Danny
I don't know. He's just like, not that funny to me. But I like him.
Jordan
Well, he's more of a serious guy, right?
Danny
Yeah. I don't know, I just like. Theo just seems like such a normal guy.
Jordan
Yeah.
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Jordan
I. I asked you a question about Theo. What was it? I'm like slightly obsessed in the car, but it's not. Here's the thing. And listen, we're happily married. It's not like a romantic. I was talking to you about this.
Danny
Because like so many girls are obsessed with Theo.
Jordan
Yes, but not in that way.
Danny
But you're like, I want to be like his best sister. Or like.
Jordan
Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly.
Danny
Like, no, but like, honestly, if I had a single friend, I would be like, you should date the Ovon. But then, you know, he, like, he did admit when he interviewed Mariana Van Zeller, that's the journalist, who was she? He was like, oh, yeah, well, you know, I'm a criminal too. And she was like, really? And he's like, yeah. You know, I've, you know, I've done drugs. I've, you know, sold some drugs to some young people. I've hired strippers and, you know, prostitutes and. But, you know, it wasn't anything crazy. Like they were having fun too. Like, you know, and then, and then I just saw him in such a different light and. But he's. I feel like he, that's like the old Theo. And I do feel like he's working on a new Theo. So I try to connect with new Theo when I think he had a really crazy past.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
Which is what makes him so likable is because you're like, you're, you know, you. You had a crazy past and now you're trying to become better. Like we, we all do. I mean, look at me. I had Mic when I was 17. Like, you know, I get it, I get it. Theo, I've been there.
Jordan
But he's. I think the way I asked you was like, he's kind of friend zoned, probably by a lot of females.
Danny
Yeah. But he kind of puts himself there. I feel like he's insecure when it comes to girls.
Jordan
No, he admits that.
Danny
Yeah, he's. He's Insecure. He puts himself in that friend zone. But. But he's, like, super famous.
Jordan
No, I know. Like, when you talk about, like, Jeremiah or Conrad and you're like, I'm obsessed with him.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
It hits different.
Danny
Connie baby hits different than the theater.
Jordan
It hits different than when you'. I'm obsessed with Theovon. I'm like, ah, that's okay.
Danny
No, I just. Yeah. Yeah.
Jordan
Like, do you know what I mean?
Danny
Totally. Like, I. I truly feel like I could hang out with the ova in, like, 101 and one on one and it, like, wouldn't be weird.
Jordan
Right. And that's what the. Like, that's what guys always joke about. They're like, my wife could get drunk at a bar and I would send Theo to, like, pick her up with, like, no questions at all.
Danny
But don't send Connie baby. Yeah, Connie baby. Whatever you do. Yeah. I mean, the obsession is Connie Conrad. Yes. Okay. The obsession with the Summer I Turned Pretty is just. It's. It's out of this world. It's. It's Almost equivalent to October 3rd, Taylor Swift's album coming out, like, the excitement. But people are pissed.
Jordan
Do they release episodes weekly?
Danny
Yeah, every Wednesday. Okay, so people are pissed. Pissed. I mean, pissed about the last couple of episodes that have come out with the Samurai Turn Pretty. I mean, what they are doing to us, it's almost cruel and unusual punishment. Unusual?
Jordan
Are you. Are you. Can you say it without giving spoilers away?
Danny
I mean, first of all, if you. If you watch the semi Turn Pretty, like, you've already watched it. It's comes on a Wednesday and it's Friday, like, there. If I'm giving you a spoiler, then you're not a true fan. So I'm just going to talk about it.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
Spoiler alert.
Jordan
What happened this week that sent the Internet into a frenzy?
Danny
It's just like you. You know, this is the third season. And so you have. First of all, it's set up just like a 90s scene. Like the 90s. It reminds us all so much of our childhood. So, like, you have Connie baby that looks exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, dresses like the Full House Dad 90s. Get up. Denim on denim. Watch the dad shoes. And just. He is. You have Jeremiah, who is like a total toot. And then you have Conrad, who is just like every. Like every girl's dream. The only thing about this show is the boys could afford to put on a little bit of weight. They're a little skinny in the show, and it's a little off putting, like, both of them. Honestly, Like, I don't. I don't know. Like, I don't like the fact that I feel like if I sat on your lap, I would squish you. You know, that's. That's a little unattractive. But they're like, tall. They're both like, he's like. They're both pretty decent guys. But Conrad is just like, like, he's like. He's like dad material, you know? And so all of us millennials, because we see through all of like the high school drama crap, we're like, this man is. Should be your baby daddy. Like, this man is like. So we just fall in love emotionally with this guy. Like, oh, it's like such an emotional connection that it, it. It's so much that, like when I watch the episode, like, it will bring me to tears. What I'm feeling.
Jordan
What are you feeling?
Danny
I'm feeling so bad for so this last episode. So basically the whole situation is that she grows up in this house with. She's like family friends with this family. They have a lake house essentially, or beach house we're at. It's a made believe. It's supposed to be like a Nantucket kind of like, setting, but it's make believe. It's called Cousins Beach. She grows up with this family and these two boys and then her brother. So it's like her and three boys and. And it's called the Summer I Turned Pretty because she's always been this kind of like nerdy girl that just like plays with the boys. But then there's this summer where she kind of like blossoms and she gets pretty and all the. And both of the brothers are like, wait, what the heck? And they call her Belly. Her name's like Isabel. They call her Belly.
Jordan
So Conrad and Jeremiah are brothers?
Danny
Yes.
Jordan
Interesting.
Danny
They're brothers and blood brothers or. Yeah, blood brothers. And so the whole show is basically like coming of age, you know, I love those movies and her falling in love with both of the brothers and dating. She dates one brother and then he treats her horribly. So then she dates the other brother and then she's with this Jeremiah who she's with for I think five years. All through college. She's. But Conrad, the original that she dated in high school, never got over her. So he has. He moves and he like goes to med school. At U. S? No, at Stanford. He's in California across the country. She's living with Jeremiah going through college. And then. But then what happens is there would be moments where like, she would go back home for Christmas, and Jeremiah would have to stay for work or whatever, and Conrad would come back home for Christmas. And so they hadn't seen each other for, like, four years. And then she's reminded, oh, my gosh, I actually love Conrad, the other brother. So it's like, basically a love triangle.
Jordan
This is going to tear these brothers apart.
Danny
No, they hate each other. They hate each other, like, because they're both in love with the same girl, but just one brother is so much better than the other brother.
Jordan
What are their. What are their parents saying?
Danny
And I think that. So his parents. His mom passed away, and then his dad's, like, a total doucher. So, like. So it's a. It's. It's. Yeah, they don't really have a lot of, like, parental guidance anymore because they don't have, like, the. You know. And then Belly has her mom, but her parents are divorced.
Jordan
And when did their mom die? Like, young.
Danny
When. Like, during the show.
Jordan
Oh, man.
Danny
So that's why Conrad originally, who. She was dating Conrad originally. Who's, like, the better choice? He, like, they broke up because his mom had just passed away and he was going through a lot. Like, he just couldn't be what Belly needed. And they're, like, in high school at this time's Belly. Her name's Isabel, but they call her Belly.
Jordan
Oh.
Danny
And so, yeah, it's like a nickname because, like, that's what they called her when they. She was little, you know, Belly, Belly, whatever. And then she grew up in the, like, Belly, like.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
And so. So, yeah, basically it's this love triangle. And the whole time the audience is like, Conrad. Like, look at Conrad. He loves you. And. And he's, like, doing all these amazing things for her behind the scenes just because he, like, loves her.
Jordan
He washes dishes. Yeah.
Danny
Oh, when he palm that bowl. Anybody else see that? Oh, my God.
Jordan
I haven't seen it. But if I, like, when I open up Instagram, I'm always logged in, and it's just like, my whole feed, it's like seven different versions of him washing this dish. And I'm honestly at this time, trying to understand. And I'm like, what? And it's like all these, like, fan accounts, like, cut it to music and stuff.
Ellie
It's fan edits.
Danny
Yeah, they're amazing. Oh, my God.
Jordan
The fan edits are pretty wild. I mean, it almost got me to watch the show, but then I was like, this is a little too much.
Danny
I was like, jordan, can. I was like, can you just watch this one episode, like I'll explain it to you. And he was like, no, absolutely.
Jordan
Here's the thing though is do you really want me to watch it with you? Because it feels like it, it, it feels like for females it's kind of this like no, I want somebody to.
Danny
Talk to about hurts so much like when I watch and like it like I need somebody to talk to about it.
Jordan
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Danny
Okay, like, so this last episode, basically, finally, she's about to marry Jeremiah. They go out on their.
Jordan
Like, Mary.
Danny
Yeah, so they got engaged when they were in college, okay? And so Conrad, he cheated on her first. Well, he cheated on her on spring break. And then, like, basically whenever she tried to break up with him, they got back together. And he's like. He's like, no, like, Belly, I'm. I'm in love with you, actually. Will you marry me? So, like, you know, when a breakup leads to, like, an engagement, it's like that kind of thing. And so, so then Conrad. So, like, this whole season has just been Conrad moping and, like, trying to get over Belly because he's marrying his brother. She's marrying his brother, and he cannot get over her. So finally, at the bachelorette party where she's about to marry Jeremiah. The next day, Conrad finds out that his brother cheated on Belly and. And finally musters up the courage to tell Belly how he actually feels. And so they're on the beach, and Jeremiah has just been, like, a total party playboy, whatever, and on the beach, he's like. He, like, basically, like, begs her. He's like, belly, like, I've loved you this whole time. Like, please don't marry him. Marry me. Be with me. And she goes. And, like, we're all like, yeah.
Ellie
It's like, this is that moment.
Danny
It's gonna happen. And she goes, you'll never be what Jeremiah is to me. You'll never treat me the way Jeremiah treats me. Because he broke her heart so bad in high school because his mom had just passed away. So she's kind of like. She's like, I can't ever go back to you because of what you did to me was so painful that, like, Jeremiah's never. Because that's. That's because she doesn't really love Jeremiah. So the pain isn't as bad with Jeremiah, because she, like, loves Conrad. See, I'm telling you, you're so into this already and, like, you haven't even seen it.
Jordan
I feel like I have, though. That was so descriptive. I feel like I'm there.
Danny
So, like, he's, like, begging for her on the beach and she's like, so mean to him back. So that's why all of us are like, we're gonna freaking tear down our TVs and throw them into the pool. Like, because we're so sick of this. Like, we're so sick of them not being together.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
And then they had.
Jordan
Okay, so first of all, can I say something? I think you. You posted like, a story that was like, I'm gonna break my TV into a million pieces. Got a lot of DMS of people thinking that you were actually just tuning out, like, mainstream media and things like that. Like, they totally were. Like, danny girl. Yes. Like, I'm not giving my kids screens either. Like, total misinterpretation of the message because they didn't know. Like, they clearly didn't watch the show.
Danny
Oh.
Jordan
So they. They were operating in a totally different. They were like, this is why this is my favorite influencer. She's. No, screens too.
Danny
Like, the summer I tore my TV off the wall and broke it into a million pieces is what I said.
Jordan
They. They did it.
Danny
And then. But I did say if, you know. You know, cuz I wanted people to be like, it's an inside joke, but I guess they didn't get it. Yeah. So. But the other thing is, is like, okay, so that's all that happened this last episode. But the episode prior was the episode where Conrad cut his leg. Oh, Mama Tutunana. I mean, it was heated, like, you know, oh, my gosh. Okay, so he cuts his leg. Okay. And there's so much tension between the two because they really do love each other. But, like, they. They can't because she's engaged to his brother, but his. But Jeremiah, her fiance, is out in wherever. At New York, like, working, you know, and so she. Because they're about to move in together, she moves into the lake house or the beach house, and Conrad is staying there because he's about to start work again. So they just cross over. So they're living together. Like when they. When he secretly. Like they secretly kind of love each other, but they can't, you know, so there's.
Jordan
Seems really, really unhealthy.
Danny
Yeah. There's this one scene where Conrad cuts his leg and there's blood everywhere. You Know, and he's like, going. He goes up to the bathroom, and Belly's like, let me help you. And he's like, no, I'm gonna. And then Billy's like, no, let me help you, baby. And so she sits and, like, straddles the. The bathtub while he's, like, in pain. And he, like, kind of like, just like, let's go. And it's just like puts his head on her shoulder. And then they have this, like, steamy moment where, you know, he looks up and they make eye contact and there's water drip from his hair. And it was just like. All the girls are like, we're like, oh, my God. Like, it was just like, oh, all of the emotions.
Jordan
Wow.
Danny
It's. Oh, my gosh. Like, and that was like, the funniest was, like, watching people's reactions. Like, people, like, underneath this. The, you know, cover, screaming into their pillows because, like, that's how we all feel.
Jordan
Like, if there was like a.
Danny
That's why I want you to watch it with me. So I can have somebody scream in their pillow with.
Jordan
If there was a word to describe this feeling that this show elicits from you, it's very similar to what. Yeah. What Taylor Swift elicits from you too.
Danny
Yeah. And they played false God during the. They played false God during the scene.
Jordan
What's that?
Danny
Just get away with this religion.
Jordan
Is that a Taylor Swift song?
Danny
Yes.
Jordan
So.
Danny
Oh, my God. Do you want to watch the scene really fast?
Jordan
No, no, I'm good.
Danny
I've seen it like 84 times.
Jordan
I'm good. I'll catch up on the fan.
Danny
The water drip. The water drip from his hair. I mean, like, the timing and the way that they light his eyes on. I mean, it is just. And you know, like, she's just like, not talk.
Ellie
Like, she goes non verbal. She forgets where she is. And I'm like, me too, girl.
Danny
Me too. Like, it's so crazy. Like, what is happening to all of us millennials apparently, Like, Gen Z doesn't even, like, like, this show.
Ellie
That is so not true.
Danny
Oh, really? No, we love this show. Okay. Okay.
Ellie
I think it's bringing us together. Like, I think it's really bonding the girls.
Danny
It's like when Taylor Swift started promoting the NFL with Travis Kelce. It's like bringing same emotion.
Jordan
What is this emotion?
Danny
I don't know. What do you think? I don't know.
Jordan
Like, is it like teen romance?
Danny
It.
Ellie
Yeah, it is nostalgic.
Danny
Like, even for me.
Ellie
Like, I feel like this is the first show In a long time.
Danny
It's like first love, maybe. Yeah.
Ellie
Like, it's bringing back, like, I feel like. I.
Jordan
See. Like, this is the weirdest thing. Y' all can't even. You can't even talk.
Danny
It's like, you can't even speak about this.
Ellie
I really can't.
Danny
Like, my heart. Because I think. Yeah.
Ellie
Because it really does remind me of, like, being in love for the first time and how you're doing. Just so obsessed with them.
Danny
Yeah, maybe. And it's like.
Ellie
I don't know.
Danny
I don't know. Like, it. Like, it's emotional. They, like. Yeah.
Ellie
It's a yearning.
Jordan
It's like.
Ellie
And you're literally, like, be together.
Danny
But it's so emotional.
Jordan
Yearning is a good word.
Ellie
It's such a. Yeah. I think deep down in every girl's heart, we just want somebody to, like, we want to feel that yearn.
Danny
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you can't. Like, you. Like, you can't breathe.
Ellie
Without you. Yes.
Jordan
Okay. Can I ask you this, though? So all these millennial women that are probably happily married.
Danny
No, they are. That's what's so funny about it.
Jordan
Hold on, let me finish. Happily married with men who probably wash the dishes and palm bowls.
Danny
Like, not like this, though.
Jordan
That's what I'm saying is that I'm just so confused because it's like. That's why I want to know what.
Danny
The most these boys are like. Boys? Like, they're not.
Ellie
Conrad's my age. He has a girlfriend. They're very committed. But if they weren't.
Danny
No, but that's the thing is, like, it's not like that, like, because they're like bait. They're like boys. It's. It's the situation.
Ellie
Like, I swear, it's a. It evokes the emotions of being, like, 19 and your first love. And you're like, Everything they do.
Danny
You're just like, yeah. Oh, my God. Like, yeah. Yeah. You're just.
Ellie
It gives the obsession that you only have one time in your life.
Danny
Yeah. You almost, like, relive it or something. I don't know. Yeah, we need, like, a psychologist.
Jordan
Yeah, there. There really should be, like, a study.
Danny
It is weird because that was what all the, like, the reels are about. It's like, we're all, like, married with four children. Happily married, love our husbands. And we're all like.
Ellie
I literally sent one to Danny, and it was like, lady. And she was like, I'm married. I have two kids. And then it's like, me after episode seven, and she was Running across the yard, dreaming.
Danny
Literally. I was like, that's so.
Jordan
It's. Yeah, it's funny because whatever that word is, let's call it yearning. That if a musician, a television show, a brand, a movie, very few people can elicit that. If you can elicit that, you will have a fandom so powerful that they will never leave you.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Like, it's the craziest.
Danny
It's like Twilight, I would say the last time I became obsessed with something like this was probably Twilight with Jacob and Edward, honestly, like, the love triangle.
Ellie
The only thing that's made me feel similarly to this is, like, the fantasy books that everybody's obsessed with lately.
Danny
Like, I don't know, like, a guitar or, like, whatever.
Ellie
Like, right now I'm reading Fourth Wing, and it's like, between Fourth Wing and the Summer I Turned Pretty, I literally told my therapist. I was like, I think maybe I should really reach out to my ex boyfriend. And she was like, what are you watching? What are you reading? And I told her, and she goes, I'm not gonna lie. We've heard that.
Jordan
We've kind of.
Danny
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Jordan
What's. So what. What is Acotar again? We had this conversation way long ago in the episodes. So, like, the question I have for females struggling with this yearning disease is, do you think it's healthy? The other guy in the room is, like, shaking his head. This is an excellent question. Do you think it's healthy?
Danny
I think it. Okay. But here's the thing. I feel like Taylor Swift in her Songs elicits, like, 10 of what we're feeling with Conrad.
Ellie
I think if you're in the mix of the emotions and you're listening to Taylor Swift, you're like. You feel it so hard. But then I think for, like, the rest of your life, you don't feel it like that. Like, it's like that 10. Whereas I feel like with this, we're all, like, we're feeling it.
Danny
I just think it's like, just being invested in somebody else's story, but it doesn't really affect my story. Yeah, I don't want to, like, make out with Conrad. Like. Like, first of all. No. But, like, I. But honestly, I felt that way with Edward and Jacob. I didn't think that they were like that. No, I know. Whatever. But you're just invested in Bella's question, story reaction. You're rooting for them.
Jordan
Serious question. You're in your first trimester. You don't even really want to make out with me right now. Do you think if you watch this in your second trimester, you potentially would want to make out with Conrad.
Danny
No.
Jordan
But she said yes.
Ellie
Well, I'm single.
Jordan
Okay, True, true, true, true, true, true.
Ellie
Yeah, I'm single, 27. And Conrad's. In real life. Conrad is my age.
Jordan
We. We had the same conversation around Acotar, and it was like, people got so caught up in the fantasy of it.
Danny
It. Yeah.
Jordan
That it is a girl.
Danny
That's what girls do.
Jordan
That's what girls do.
Danny
We get caught up in the emotional side of it.
Jordan
The emotional side.
Danny
This is why I could see why. How some females or wives would be like, well, why doesn't he try, like, go fight for me like he fought for him? Or, like, why, like, Connie's doing? But honestly, I feel like what Conrad does is setting a good example for 100 for how a hundred a boyfriend should be.
Jordan
But here's the craziest thing. Listen, I haven't watched the show is, like, if you explain the show to me, okay? And you didn't tell me who she chose. So you've got this guy who's, like, doing the dishes, like, doing all the right things.
Danny
Med school.
Jordan
In med school. And then you've got this, like, toxic, you know, like, out partying, cheated on her type of guy. If you asked me who that girl would have chose, I'd been like, Jeremiah 100.
Danny
Wait, what? In the show or in real life?
Jordan
In the show. Right. But what I'm saying is, like, it. What I'm trying to connect the dots to is, like.
Danny
But he's, like, the under God, the underdog. So we're, like, rooting for the underdog, too.
Jordan
I know, but in real life, I feel like it's like, what am I trying to say?
Ellie
You're saying, like, in real life, you think they would.
Danny
Are you jealous? Is that what you're trying to get across? I think he's jealous.
Ellie
So many terms.
Jordan
I'm not. I'm not jealous. I'm. I'm. Okay, so I'm first asking the question, is this healthy? Then I'm asking the question of, like, most of you millennial females probably have husbands that are doing those.
Danny
Can I be honest? I would say it's similar to, like, when guys are obsessed with the sport and whether they win or not. Yeah. And they're like, so, like, it'll like, ruin their day, the entire day, if, like, this team beats this team. And it's like, oh, my gosh, like, the Buckeyes beat the Longhorns. Like, I can't eat for Two days. Like, boys get, like, depressed. Some boys feel, like, depressed over their favorite teams losing and, like, that amount of, like, emotion, and you're like, like, I want skin in the game. You want it so bad and has nothing to do with you. Like, you're not a football player. You've never played football in your life. But, like, you're obsessed with this thing that isn't even really about you. I think that's why it's also kind of like, it's, like, really fun, and it doesn't feel unhealthy because it has nothing to do with me.
Jordan
Yeah, that's like, I see that.
Danny
Like, it's so far removed from me, and, like, no matter what happens, it doesn't affect my personal life.
Jordan
Okay, but let me ask you this. So I agree with you and I believe you, but let's say you are the healthy version. Don't you think that there's a way to play with this type of fire where it could get unhealthy? Even if you're, like, happily married, it could create. What's the word? Like, comparison or idolatry or something like that. Like, just getting too wrapped up into the fantasy. And maybe I'm wrong. I'm just asking the question.
Ellie
I feel like, though, you get that, like, as a girl who's dating, at least I feel like you get that all the time. Like, even when I was in a happy, healthy relationship, I was constantly comparing, like, oh, this is what on social media looks like the perfect couple. Like, for sure. Whereas, like, with. With this, I feel like it's eliciting an emotion that we can't explain to you guys.
Danny
I have to be honest. I feel like early on in marriage, like, I had to quite. I had to quit watching the Bachelor. Like, I could not watch the Bachelor because I was, like, always comparing my lifestyle to these girls that were, like, kind of my age, and I was like, oh, my gosh. Like, I just can't relate. Like, that's, like, what they're doing is so and so. I just was like, I don't want to, like, consume that anymore. But I think as you get, like, further along in your marriage and you're like, I like you. I truly think, like, I don't know if every marriage works this way, but I truly feel, like, not to get, like, mushy, but I feel like we, like, fall in love with each other more each year, and I think that's just natural because, like, when you get married, you really don't know each other, you know? But Then you go through all these, like, really big life things, and then you're like, wait, I love them even more. Like, I respect them even more. Oh, my gosh. They're even more. Like, there's. There was. There was, like, always a meaning behind all of this, and there's so much. So, like, to me, it doesn't even feel like I'm playing with fire or something, because I'm so, like, confident in my marriage.
Jordan
No.
Danny
Or, like, not marriage, but, like, relationship or my status or where I'm. So I could see, though, if I was single or, like, even newly married.
Jordan
Or unhappily married or have resentments in my marriage that this would be very dangerous.
Danny
Yeah, I could see that. I could see that. And. But I think it's like the same thing with, like, men becoming obsessed with. Obsessed with sports. It's like, that could be unhealthy obsession, too, when you should be obsessed with, like, being a good dad, you know?
Jordan
Yeah.
Ellie
But I also will say too, like, Conrad was not all good. Like, people were rooting for Jeremiah in the first season because he makes mistakes too. That's why I like this show.
Danny
No, I'm honest.
Ellie
Like, the balance of, like, a relationship where it's like, that's gonna have a push and pull, which is more realistic.
Danny
No, I think, honestly, like, it. I think the way that the books were written, it probably would have been like, I. I know with Twilight, it was like very 50 50. Like, you were either Team Edward or Jacob. Like, I think the way the books were written, it's actually supposed to be more 50 50. But I think because Jeremiah is not a very good actor, people love Conrad. Like, I. I think that's truly why. Is just because Jeremiah's acting skills are just a little bit more cringy and Conrad is a really good actor. And so. But I think if we would have read the books, it would have been like, more 50 50, because they both do have, like, good qualities about them. And technically, when he cheated on her, they had broken up. So, like, they had broken up and then he went on spring break and, like, slept with another girl, and then they got back together. So he never actually kind of cheated on her. But, like, here's a good.
Ellie
He didn't tell her she was going to Cabo, which is crazy.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Here's a good thought exercise. If there was a show about a guy who was struggling to choose between two females, and, like, me and the other male podcast producer in the room were, like, hyper invested and we were critiquing and we were like, this is why she's amazing. Look at the hair. The. The water dripping from her hair and how she. He just. She rests on his shoulder and we were doing the exact same thing.
Danny
Yeah, I kill you. Yeah.
Jordan
No, for real. That's. My whole point is, like, I think that it would elicit some type of. Wait a second, why am I not good enough response. But when you guys do it and you get caught up into your yearning or whatever we're going to call it, it's like, so innocent. And it's like we're just high school girls again. But, like, if we did it, it's like, that's adultery. That's idolatry. You're coveting another woman, et cetera. So that's my point. It's like, I'm just trying to get.
Danny
Okay, I see what you did there.
Ellie
I see what you did there. But I feel like with us, we're talking more about, like, the emotions of it all and, like, the feeling that, like, these scenes are making us feel like.
Danny
No, I. I'm definitely talking like.
Jordan
Yeah, me too.
Danny
Okay.
Jordan
I'm just saying, like, oh, my gosh. Like, she's amazing. She reminds me of my first love. She's like. She's. She's got the water. Did you see how she was cooking and had the apron on and washed the dishes? I'd be like, she's such a trad wife. I love her.
Danny
I tear the TV off the wall for a different reason. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I get it. Maybe it's a double standard. Sorry, we suck.
Ellie
Okay, whatever.
Danny
We can't have one thing. Yeah, I mean, it's just like. Yeah, I mean, I just.
Jordan
Listen, all I'm trying to do on this podcast is it sounds like I'm doing. If you take the sample size of this room, there's two females.
Danny
It's like emotional porn.
Jordan
Yes, that's. And that's. That's the exact conversation we had around Acotar too, is like, it was like, emotional porn. And so my.
Danny
My feel something. I don't.
Ellie
It's just nice to feel those.
Jordan
And here I feel so. And I'm sitting here and I'm like, I am loyal every single day, like a golden retriever. I'm making you honey butter chicken biscuits for breakfast.
Danny
You're making chicken pot pie for yourself. Chicken and dumplings for you.
Jordan
Okay, I think I've made my point, but I think that with the phenomenon of the summer I turned pretty for females, there is a equal phenomenon. I can tell just by the male producers reactions and head nods to my comments of men being like, the hell I am, Conrad.
Ellie
But have you guys watched it? Either of you?
Jordan
No.
Ellie
Okay, so then I feel like if.
Danny
You watched it together, you would get into it. And that's the beauty of it. Like, the couples that are. There's a lot of men that are, like, into it.
Ellie
I'm like, yes, that's what I want.
Danny
That's why I wanted you to read acotar too, because I was like, I want us to talk about this together, because I. I truly think if you gave it a chance, it's like the same thing. When you have gotten into the Bachelor or you have gotten into something, we would cheer them on together.
Jordan
Like, I agree there might be an element that I don't understand, but I have not watched the show. But I also have not watched.
Danny
Gave it a shot.
Jordan
I have also not watched my wife watch the show and come and give me a big bear hug after and said, you're my Conrad. It's always like, Conrad, the drift, the hair drips, the palming of the ball.
Danny
I never told you about any of that. It just showed up on my feed. The feed? Yeah.
Ellie
Wait, you can't not watch the show and then go on the feed and judge off the feed because the feed is all edit.
Danny
Yeah.
Ellie
And that's not her fault. That's just anybody's feed right now.
Jordan
To be clear, I am not jealous of this fictional character, Conrad.
Danny
Obviously you are.
Jordan
I'm. I'm. I'm touching. I'm touching a phenomenon that all of us husbands are feeling right now.
Danny
Okay. I'm just saying, then you better have never watched porn in your life.
Jordan
Okay. I'm trying to figure out how we. We got there.
Danny
I'm saying, because if it's emotional porn. But then it's gonna be a double standard if a guy's like, oh, my gosh, you did that one time. But they were watching porn every single day in high school.
Jordan
This is. This is how Danny reacts to double standards.
Ellie
I just.
Jordan
That was the curveball.
Ellie
Y' all can be obsessed with sports and want us to get into sports. We can want you to get into our literary.
Jordan
Listen. We're gonna listen.
Danny
We want me to read about World War II again. Oh, my gosh. I'm over here trying to tell you about these journalists that are finding assassins. Try to get on your level.
Jordan
Oh, that was good. We should honestly wrap the podcast there.
Danny
No, we have a little bit more to go.
Ellie
You should watch it. I would love to.
Jordan
Yeah. I'LL watch it.
Danny
You said no.
Ellie
I would love to hear.
Danny
We're watching Lost.
Ellie
I would love to hear, dad. Jordan.
Danny
So over Lost now on Jeremiah.
Jordan
You're so over Lost. We have three episodes.
Danny
The fact that they're talking about monsters, I just. Something not really into monsters.
Jordan
You don't even know if it's a monster.
Danny
I can tell it's a monster. And something's weird about that John Slade character. Character.
Jordan
John Locke.
Danny
Whatever. Okay, let me see what I have.
Jordan
What else are you learning about?
Danny
I've been learning a lot about Botox in your armpits and magnesium spray for BO which I don't think I can do the Botox in your armpit while you're.
Jordan
Hold on. Why would you get Botox in your armpit?
Danny
Apparently, it makes you not stink anymore.
Jordan
To get.
Danny
It helps with BO but apparently magnesium sprayed us too, so I ordered some.
Jordan
So does that mean that you don't sweat as much? Like it clogs your sweat glands? Because that can't be good for you.
Danny
Look up the science behind it. We'll look up what it does. But apparently people do that.
Jordan
I bet the Maha moms hate this.
Danny
Well, it is, kind of, because not.
Jordan
Only are you talking about Botox, but you're also clogging your sweat glands with.
Danny
The toxins with tox.
Jordan
Oh, they probably.
Ellie
I don't know. My best friend's mom is Maha, and she's the one who suggested it for me. I think you get to a point where it's like something has to be done.
Jordan
You smell that bad.
Ellie
You smell. And you sweat that bad.
Jordan
Oh, I've never met a girl that.
Danny
Sweat or be.
Ellie
It's for both.
Danny
I'm pretty sure.
Ellie
Wait, let me get the science, babe.
Danny
I think I'm like. I feel like I'm a sneaky person.
Jordan
Yeah. When you wake up. But it's not fair. It's not fair. You're. You're.
Danny
You're.
Jordan
Your heart. Your hormones have been pumping for six years.
Danny
It's because my. My night sweats.
Jordan
Yeah. It's not fair. It's. I. And listen, I'm. I'm not gonna fault you for it.
Danny
Thank you, babe.
Jordan
Yeah.
Ellie
Butox reduces underarm sweating by blocking nerve signals that trigger sweat glands.
Danny
That can't be good.
Jordan
Yeah, it doesn't sound great.
Danny
Well, I think there's a give and.
Jordan
Take, a push and pull figure, but. So girls struggle with BO this much. Wow.
Danny
I'm gonna. I would probably like.
Jordan
Have you guys heard of Ax the spray can? Because that really got Us through middle school. But that's the thing.
Ellie
Like, my best friend was doing all of that, and her mom was like, yeah, we're done.
Jordan
She's in. Oh, God.
Ellie
She was using, like, boys. It's like a normal problem. Like, when I was on the cheer team, a lot of the girls had to use men's deodorant. Didn't work, huh?
Danny
I've always. I. I used the ax. Like, the chocolate fragrance, whatever. My whole, like, literally up until we got married. And then when I started reading about how aluminum so bad I tried to switch to.
Jordan
Oh, man, that was a. That, like, if I smelled that brown hacks. You want to talk about yearning and nostalgia? If I smelled a can of ax right now, I would go back to middle school and I would feel all the same things.
Danny
I didn't like the way that I liked their deodorant, but I didn't like the way men smell after. Oh, you know what it was for me? It was the Abercrombie cologne. I loved that smell on a man. Do you remember that?
Jordan
Yeah, well, they. They.
Danny
They sort of, like, they infused it in their whole.
Jordan
In their whole store. I mean. But was it Abercrombie or Hollister?
Danny
Abercrombie. I was not Hollister.
Jordan
Okay.
Danny
No, it was Abercrombie.
Ellie
My dad still wears that cologne.
Danny
Abercrombie. It's so good, man.
Jordan
What an era, guys. Yeah, that was an era.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
It was either like, you were like, an Abercrombie Hollister kid or you were like, Hot Topic kid.
Danny
Yes. Were you Hot Topic? I could see that.
Jordan
Yeah, a little bit.
Danny
I totally see that.
Jordan
Yeah. I went through some phases. Yeah, I tried. I tried it.
Danny
We all did.
Jordan
Yeah, we all did.
Danny
So we're having a boy. We talked about that.
Jordan
Yeah. We don't. We don't. We don't know for certain, Jordan.
Danny
We literally know we're having a boy. He had, like, a.
Jordan
The. The amount of stories that we have heard of people saying, oh, I showed.
Danny
The girls last night the scan, and it was like, yeah, this is it.
Jordan
What do they know?
Danny
You know, we're all just like little mini doctors. We're all.
Jordan
Yeah, I don't know.
Danny
Oh, Ellie actually said it. You actually go off of the shape of the head. Did you know that? Look it up. See if that's actually a fact. Ellie said that the rounder head means girl and more of like a flower. Flathead, I don't know, means boy.
Jordan
Yeah, I.
Danny
And I said, is it scientific? And she said, yes.
Jordan
Okay. I mean, that's Fine. I, I.
Ellie
No. The shape of a baby skull does not reliably determine its gender.
Jordan
Let's not out. Ellie.
Danny
Well, DM Ellie about it.
Ellie
She said the theory known as skull theory is based on differences in skull shapes and features. Features in the forehead and jawline.
Jordan
Yeah, let's.
Danny
Yeah, because then. But, like, Stella just has, like, a really round head, and Stratton is more oval. And so I pulled out my sonograms, and they're like, see? And I was like, yeah, but she also just has a round head.
Jordan
No, I'm telling you. Listen, the amount of people who have had our experience of taking a peekaboo test, seeing a nub on an ultrasound, and then actually finding out that it's a girl. No, no, listen.
Danny
Sonographer said ultrasound tech.
Jordan
I looked it up. I Cuz I said the same. I was going to say son. Sonogrammer, too.
Danny
The sonographer?
Jordan
Yes, I was going to say sonographer. I don't think that's. That's. Yeah, I looked it up. It's ultrasound tech.
Danny
No, look it up. Sonographer. Different than ultrasound.
Jordan
Sonographer is not a thing.
Danny
There's not a. Is sonographer not a word?
Jordan
I think it is, but it's like exploring the depths of the ocean or something like that.
Danny
Oh, like the saunas. Like the, the sounds in the water or the waves or something.
Ellie
The medical term for an ultrasound tech is a diagnostic medical. Sonographer.
Danny
Sonographer. Yeah.
Jordan
Oh, shoot. Okay, my bad. I just went with the easy one. Ultrasound tech.
Danny
It's okay. Sonographer.
Jordan
Yeah, sonographer.
Danny
So, yes, she even said, that is a nub, and it is pointing up. Nubs that point down are girls.
Jordan
But she said, listen, it's too early for me to tell definitively, which is what happened to, like, thousands of people.
Danny
Who messaged you, Jordan, we're having a boy. Okay? Just accept it.
Jordan
Okay. I mean, listen, you're right. I think you need to accept it.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
And so, like, we'll both accept it, but you never know.
Danny
Okay. I mean, we do know.
Jordan
Okay.
Danny
We've had two tests that have said.
Jordan
It'S a boy for sure. You're so right. The sonographer's right.
Danny
Well, also, the peekaboo test that I didn't. Everybody's like, you probably contaminated it. But no, I didn't. Like, I'm not stupid. I did it the right way.
Jordan
Stratton literally pressed the button.
Danny
No, we didn't.
Jordan
You did. Well, I had to do it after Stratton couldn't do it. So technically, you got dual double male.
Danny
DNA on the button?
Jordan
Yeah. That goes into your bloodstream. You literally were like, yes, I put my shirt over it.
Danny
With your hands under. Under your shirt?
Jordan
Yeah, I did it with my shirt, but my shirt is on my body. And then Stratton, our male son, was the one who, like, tried to press it first.
Danny
He did?
Jordan
Yes. You were like, shroud, do you want to press the button? And then he wasn't strong enough, so then I put my shirt over it and I pressed the button on the porch at the lake house.
Danny
Wow. I don't remember any of that. Well, we're having a boy. The nub was up. Yeah. Well, have you thought about any boy names?
Jordan
Yeah, for sure. Can I say them?
Danny
Okay.
Jordan
I mean, that's cool with me if it's cool with you. It's our fourth. What, are you gonna steal her name? Yeah. Okay.
Danny
That's on you.
Jordan
It's so funny. Like, people with, like, having their first. They're like, no, we're not sharing it with anyone.
Danny
Okay.
Jordan
Like, what, are we gonna steal your name?
Danny
Like, even if we do, we have, like, four of them.
Jordan
Okay. Yeah.
Danny
It's so true.
Jordan
As though, like, we would be friends forever. And I'm like, yeah, we Nate him, Sam. And they were like, that's my.
Danny
Are you. You're saying we're not gonna be friends forever with our friends?
Jordan
No, what I'm. No, what I'm saying.
Danny
Telling our friends, like, as if we're friends forever.
Jordan
No, no, What I'm saying is, like. Like, what am I gonna do? Steal your baby's name and then be friends with you forever? It's gonna be so awkward.
Danny
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jordan
Like, it's just so funny how protective people are about their names, I think. Sawyer. Whether it's a girl or a boy, or Stetson for a boy.
Danny
I don't think I can do Stetson.
Jordan
I think it's so cool. I think you're done with ST Is what you are.
Danny
Yeah, it's just, like, a little too gimmicky to have a Stratton. Stella, Stetson. Like, I just. I. Yeah, I can't. It's too many stuff. I already call Stella and Stratton the same name. And summit. I forget his name, like, every other day. The other day, Ellie was like, do you spill it with one T or two T's? And I was like, two T's? And then she's like, no, you don't. You sell it with one T. I'm like, no, I know how we spell our child's name. Is with two T's. And she's like, no, Danny, in every post you've done one.
Jordan
To be fair, we haven't really had to write the name much. Like, you don't really write the name.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Much before year one.
Danny
True, true.
Jordan
You know, it's just on the birth certificate.
Danny
One T. Just so you know.
Jordan
Yeah, it's one T. It's one T. I know. Two T's would be a vibe. We could change that.
Danny
No, I like. I like when it's. I like when names are spelled the way that you would think that they're spelled.
Jordan
Yeah. I think Sawyer for a girl is pretty.
Danny
It's like when somebody's like, you know, Danny with two ends? It's like, get over yourself. You know? Like, who do you think you are?
Jordan
D, A, N, N, I.
Danny
They're like, it's Danny with two ends. It's like, why? Like, did you just want to trick everybody? Like, did you just want to be right and you want them to be wrong? Like, why would you do that?
Jordan
It's cruel.
Danny
Have you ever really thought about it, though, when people spell their name a certain. Like, just a little quirky.
Jordan
They're probably only children. I don't know why, but they probably are.
Danny
It's just so interesting. Like, it's like, I want to make your life. Is that you, too? Oh, Carissa with a K. Carissa with.
Ellie
A K and a Y. Like, why'd my parents do that to me?
Danny
Oh, because it should be C A, R, I, S, S, A. See, that's what I mean. No, it's like saying, it's like, your whole life, you're just having to, like, meet people and be like, you're wrong.
Ellie
No, my whole life, I've just had my name spelled wrong.
Danny
Yeah.
Ellie
And I'm just like, why'd you do that?
Danny
So then you're just automatically the victim.
Ellie
They're like, we just wanted to make it different. I'm like, maybe what if we just stick to the status quo?
Danny
Yeah. Yeah.
Ellie
I never got my name on a keychain either, and I'm still pretty petty about that.
Danny
I never did either. Rude. They never had Danny.
Ellie
Not inclusive.
Jordan
D, A, N, Y. Yeah, my Jordan.
Danny
Was named after Michael Jordan, so.
Jordan
Yeah, Well, I was gonna say my trauma is having my skin complexion with the last name Ramirez. Because even the guy who came and dropped off our car was, like, a Hispanic man. And he was like, no. I was like, I know. I was like, I get it. I've gotten in my whole life. I was like, it is My name. He's like, who's. Who's Mexican on your side? And then I tell him the whole story. Like, I'm a quarter.
Danny
No, listen.
Jordan
My kids speak Spanish.
Danny
When we went to go meet with the stenographer, and they're like, like, ramirez. And, like, get up and the nurse is, like, taking us back, and she shuts the door, she goes, ramirez. And she, like, looks both of us, like, up and down. I'm like, yeah, yeah, well, it's mine. It's my mom's maiden name. But he's Ramirez. And I, like, try to explain the whole thing.
Jordan
And she's like, I'm looking for Jose. And I'm like, ah, that's not me. I'm sorry. I'm Jordan.
Danny
All the time.
Jordan
Yeah, but we're proud.
Danny
Yeah. Like, the donkey knows more than you.
Jordan
Yeah, yeah.
Danny
Okay, so let's see. Do you ever put anything on Chat GBT that you're, like, a little worried would come out?
Jordan
Like, literally everything. And it knows our finances, it knows our bank accounts and knows, I mean, everything.
Danny
So things that make you go, hmm. Sam Altman warns there's no legal confidentiality when using ChatGPT as a therapist. ChatGPT users may want to think twice before turning their to their AI app for therapy or other kinds of emotional Support. According to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, the AI industry hasn't yet figured out how to protect user privacy when it comes to these more sensitive conversations. Because there's no doctor patient confidentiality when your doc is an AI. People talk about the most personal shit in their lives to Chat GPT. Altman said people use it, young people especially, use it as a therapist, a life coach, having these relationships problems and asking, what should I do? And right now, if you talk to a therapist or a lawyer or a doctor about this problem, there's a legal privilege for it. There's doctor patient confidentiality, there's legal confidentiality, whatever. And we haven't figured that out yet. When you talk to chatbots, all the.
Jordan
Bank robbers are really.
Danny
How do you scare rob a bank? What is, like, the most embarrassing thing you've asked ChatGPT?
Jordan
I don't know what the most embarrassing thing I've asked is, but I will say one thing that is embarrassing is I just ran out of memory in ChatGPT, which means that I have told it so much about my life that it is like, hey, I don't have any more storage to know more about you.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Which is a lot. Like, I had to go and delete memories because, you know, it stores memories.
Danny
So you tell it about yourself too. I don't really tell it about me.
Jordan
Yeah, no, I. Well, so what I'll do is like, I. I'll use it as a tool. Like it. I've uploaded all of our finances to it. Because I'm like, hey, where's there room for like, you know, decreased spending here? Where's there room for like, it's like.
Danny
Your wife's doordash account.
Jordan
Yeah. No, and. And it will remember these.
Danny
What did it say about that?
Jordan
I mean, it's. It's like complicated.
Danny
Okay.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
You can't tell us anything else embarrassing you've done?
Jordan
No, I don't think I do embarrassing things. I just think I use it a lot. I use it to track my workouts. So like, it's like I don't. I don't have a personal trainer anymore. It just helps me track all of my lifting schedules. And then it'll like, it has. It's created my whole macro calendar for eating. It's like whenever I'm getting into cooking it, like I cook with it. I'm like, hey, I don't know how to do this thing. And then it'll teach me. So I mean, I use it for everything.
Danny
There was this. There was a. I wish it was.
Jordan
Like, I'd probably do the neuralink thing. It's just more efficient.
Danny
Oh my gosh. The mark of the beast. There was like a study or something that came out about like the jobs most affected by AI.
Jordan
I would say lawyers are probably up there.
Danny
Let's see. That was with the lowest. Oh, should I read this? 6. I won't read 65, but jobs with the lowest risk of automation. So these are like the most secure jobs. This is interesting.
Jordan
Blue collar.
Danny
No, nurse practitioners.
Jordan
That's cool, huh? Why?
Danny
Well, because you still probably need to get like physical eyes, physical tests done no matter what. Like, you can be like, hey, I feel this way. But like, then you can go get a test for the flu or whatever. And nurse practitioners, practitioners are more hands on. So they're the ones actually doing the test when the doctors are more high level. Like, they're not the ones that are like doing the test, reading everything. So like you almost could substitute a doctor with AI, but not a nurse practitioner.
Jordan
Yeah, I get it.
Danny
Choreographers. So it sounds like anything requiring movement and a body physician assistant.
Jordan
Those humanoids, they're getting pretty agile mental health counselors.
Danny
Because I think that we still, as humans thrive and like, want human interaction. Like a AI therapist is still not enough.
Jordan
Also, sometimes, like, it kind of feels like a little bit of an echo chamber.
Danny
Yeah.
Jordan
Like, you have to really push it to give you some, like, tough love chat.
Danny
GPT.
Jordan
Yeah, for sure.
Danny
Great. For, like, help me draft a text to tell my friend that she's being a bad friend.
Jordan
Yeah, no, for sure.
Danny
Like, and it's like. Then you take it, but.
Jordan
But here's how Chachi Beauty would respond. Be like, hey, Danny, I'm so sorry, girl, that you're having a bad day and your friend sucks. Here's the text that I would write. So it's always like. Which I appreciate. It's like a loyal friend. But I'm. Sometimes I'm like, can you just tell me where I'm weak? You know?
Danny
See, I just. I. That I think that's where you go see, like, a real counselor.
Jordan
Isn't there that whole, like, study that we're, like, the most like our generation or has seen the most therapy hours or something, but we're also still the most depressed or something. I'm not saying therapy doesn't work, but, like, sometimes, like, you have to find a really good therapist that's gonna, like, ask the right questions to challenge you back, because it can be. It can become an echo chamber with them too.
Danny
I saw, like, a meme this morning, and it was like, just think about this. Think about the worst person that you know in your life right now. They're sitting in therapy being told to focus on themselves.
Jordan
That's so funny.
Danny
It's like. It is painful because that is true.
Jordan
That is so true.
Danny
So, okay, let's see. Mental health, nursing instructors and teachers, coaches and scouts. Athletic trainers. That makes sense. Physical therapists. Wow. So if I would have been a pt, I've been good orthodontists, prosthetics, occupational therapists, marriage therapists, art therapists. So it sounds like a lot of social workers, SL therapist.
Jordan
I just don't know if I agree with that. I don't think those are protect. Like, I.
Danny
A physical therapist you would need for physical therapy. So, like, you need to go in there and actually do the work, have the right equipment. You can't do PT at home.
Jordan
No, I. I agree with that. When I'm saying, like, all the other therapists, like, marriage therapists, like, because we.
Danny
Still yearn for human interaction. I don't think that as a. Speaking into that echo chamber and having no connection and telling somebody, telling the Internet your problems isn't the same as sitting down with a counselor.
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
Why are you laughing? Cuz. You do?
Jordan
Oh, I just. No, I forgot to tell you something.
Danny
Okay.
Jordan
I forgot to tell you about my idea. Maybe I'll tell you next episode. Let's leave him on a cliffhanger.
Danny
No, just tell me now.
Jordan
No, no, I'll tell you next.
Danny
No, you're going to forget.
Jordan
I won't forget. I don't forget anything. Okay, we'll see y' all later.
Danny
No, I'm not done.
Jordan
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Danny
Anyway, okay, so healthcare, social workers, mental health, bioengineers, blah, blah. Okay, now let me tell you the jobs most affected by AI. Okay.
Jordan
Some lady just texted me. Hiya. Do you have time to go to the charity gala with me today?
Danny
I've been getting weird texts like that. They're like, are we still on for our date? I'm like, I hope my husband doesn't see this. I'm like, who are you?
Jordan
And I go, who's this? And she said, I'm Rose. What's wrong with you? Ella?
Danny
I get these texts all the time. It's like. It's like, Sarah, we met up last night. Where? What do you mean? I'm so embarrassed I'm gonna say I'm not.
Jordan
Ella, you creep.
Danny
It ends up being like one of our neighbors. Okay, jobs that are the most susceptible to AI. Automation. Can you guess the first one?
Jordan
I think lawyers.
Danny
No, Lawyers are, like, not even up here. Oh, lawyers still need people.
Jordan
No. Yeah. Probably not the most. I don't know. I'm confused because I would have probably said lawyers or therapists.
Danny
What?
Jordan
Yeah.
Danny
To be replaced out of everything.
Jordan
Yeah. I think white collar. White collar workers are going to be replaced far sooner than blue collar that you think.
Danny
Therapists. That makes no sense. You go to talk to a therapist to talk to a human?
Jordan
Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of good with my chat. Gbt.
Danny
Are you, though?
Jordan
I don't know. Maybe. That's what I'm saying.
Danny
That's the question.
Jordan
Yeah, maybe not.
Danny
Trying to get us to move to California last week.
Jordan
No, that. Nashville.
Danny
You literally tried to get us to move to New.
Jordan
That wasn't me. That was. That was Ellie and Connor.
Danny
No, you literally asked me, do you want to go over Labor Day weekend to go visit Newport or Nashville?
Jordan
Yeah, either one.
Danny
I think you're unwell.
Jordan
You. You love Dallas that much? We've had this car. She doesn't love Dallas.
Danny
Okay, so the number one jobs that are affected are interpreters and translators. Duh. Are you listening?
Jordan
Yeah, sorry.
Danny
Sometimes I feel like you don't listen to me.
Jordan
You're just texting me.
Danny
I think we should go meet with a therapist in person and talk about this and not tell our phone.
Jordan
You know who just texted me?
Danny
Let me guess.
Jordan
You'll never guess.
Danny
Is it someone from our past?
Jordan
Matt Howard? Yeah. I knew you would never guess.
Danny
Does he want us back in the pod?
Jordan
I don't know. He's. He said, yo, congrats on the baby. Are y' all stoked?
Danny
And I said, they're pregnant, too.
Jordan
Yeah, I said, we are stoked. Happy for y', all, too. And then he said, are you getting the snip? We only talked on this podcast. It's kind of personal information. I'm afraid he's gonna leak it and clip it. That man clips people like no one's business. And I'm not following.
Danny
They're good at. They're good at it, too. Okay, number two job affected is historians. Number three, passenger attendance. What does that mean? Anybody? Like, like, when they sit with you.
Jordan
On a plane or like, maybe when you check in on a.
Danny
And I feel like we still need those.
Jordan
Yeah, because we can never figure out the. How the barcode reads.
Danny
Like, when.
Jordan
I mean, we're always struggling right there. We're just like, what. What distance do I hold it?
Danny
We literally.
Jordan
And then they're like, sir, just put it on the thing. And then they're, like, always mad. And then we're like. I'm like, fine, I'll just get on the plane.
Ellie
Yeah, it's like flight attendants, it says, provide services to ensure the safety and comfort of travelers.
Danny
Maybe because they're going to use robots now. That probably would save, like, a lot of money. I don't know.
Ellie
Grandma will be really upset if that happens. She's not a fan of.
Jordan
Not a person.
Danny
Sales reps of any service writers, customer service representatives, CNC tool programmers. What's CNC mean?
Jordan
It's like it. It cuts. It's a manufacturing process, and it's like a machine that, like.
Danny
Will you look up what CNC means?
Jordan
Yeah, just look it up.
Danny
Cuts and carrots.
Jordan
It's what your friend's husband does.
Danny
I don't know what you.
Jordan
Friend from the country club.
Danny
Oh, Paul.
Jordan
Paul, yes.
Ellie
He does numerical control manufacturing process where computers automatically control machine tools and other equipment.
Danny
Okay, telephone. Telephone operators are going, bye, bye. Ticket agents.
Jordan
How many. Danny, can I see this? How many are we going to do here?
Danny
I'm doing 10.
Jordan
Okay. Okay.
Danny
Broadcast announcers and radio DJs.
Jordan
You're just scaring people out there.
Danny
I'm just being honest. And if you are one of those.
Jordan
We have a lot of. We have a lot of probably need.
Danny
To learn something new.
Jordan
We have a lot of radio DJs in our audience.
Ellie
I feel like a lot of those are things that have been going, bye.
Danny
Bye, yeah for a while.
Ellie
And like, I feel like the list just. Honestly, the list didn't change much from what I. What it would.
Danny
Well, the good news is cell phones came out. The good news is I've never heard somebody be like, but, mom, when I grew up, I aspire to be a historian, you know? Yeah, that's so bad. So I think we're okay that. I'm sorry if you did. I'm just saying.
Jordan
So rude.
Danny
I'm just saying.
Jordan
So rude. There's plenty of little liberal arts students out there right now dying to be historians.
Danny
I'm sorry, Forgive me. Don't. The historian community is going to come after me. Please don't.
Jordan
Okay, well, and also, you want to talk about changing history, just have ChatGPT rewrite history for us.
Danny
They already do that, babe.
Jordan
I know. It's so sad.
Danny
Nobody. Yeah, we're so. You ever hear about how horrible we were to the Native Americans?
Jordan
You gotta listen to this Theo Vaughn episode to really understand the plight of the Native American people. Because there's no first who recapped the entire history of Native American culture better than Theo Von on this podcast.
Danny
I mean, they're already the minority, and then they're getting scammed into rehabs.
Jordan
It's disgusting.
Danny
It's horrible.
Jordan
Okay, let's get out there. Let's in this podcast and let's get out there and change the world.
Danny
Okay?
Jordan
Right now.
Danny
Let's do it. Motivated.
Jordan
Bye.
Ellie
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Episode: The Summer Jordan Was Jealous of Conrad Fisher
Date: August 28, 2025
Host: Dear Media
Main Hosts: Dani and Jordan
Guest: Ellie (recurring contributor, joins midway for key discussions)
This episode of "De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan" is a lively and candid deep-dive into everything from pop culture fandom (with a special focus on The Summer I Turned Pretty and its characters) to true crime documentaries, podcast production drama, marital dynamics triggered by fictional characters, and a spirited debate on the emotional impact of "yearning" in media. Dani and Jordan oscillate between humor and introspection, discussing generational obsessions, relationship health, the rise of AI in therapy and the workplace, and classic influencer culture gossip.
Timestamps: 02:06–11:30
Big X The Plug’s Arrest:
Jordan brings up the news that his favorite rapper, Big X the Plug, was arrested for marijuana possession in Texas, prompting a discussion about legal inconsistencies and targeted policing.
“I thought it was legal to have pot now.” — Dani [02:18]
“It feels a little targeted to me.” — Jordan [02:34]
Menendez Brothers & True Crime Misconceptions:
They discuss the Menendez brothers’ parole denial, noting the court system’s frustration with true crime documentaries swaying public opinion.
“True crime is like the PR spin of criminals.” — Jordan [04:47]
“Karen Reed... she had a mistrial... without all the press, she probably would have been found guilty.” — Dani [05:00]
Ethics in True Crime Fandom:
Dani jokes about wanting the crowd-sourced defense if she ever gets in trouble, but admits she’s “kind of straight edge these days.”
“I really won’t do anything illegal unless my mom gives it to me.” — Dani [05:24]
Timestamps: 07:28–11:30
New Mexico Rehab Center Fraud:
Dani details an NPR exposé about scam rehab centers targeting Native Americans for insurance fraud, fueling a tangent about exploitative industries.
“These ‘rehabs’ are charging millions... it added up to $20 billion.” — Dani [08:35]
Journalist Mariana van Zeller & Cartel Hitmen:
They discuss Theo Von’s interview with NatGeo’s Mariana van Zeller, host of Trafficked, who embeds with dangerous figures like hitmen in South America/Mexico.
“She goes and meets up with these hardcore assassins... she never has security, because she needs these people to trust her.” — Dani [10:09]
“You can hire a hitman in South America for like a thousand dollars.” — Dani [11:22]
Timestamps: 11:30–22:23
Versatility of Theo Von:
Dani admires Theo Von’s relatability with certain guests, while Jordan finds his awkwardness “cringe.” They argue about his production setup.
“When he interviewed Mark Zuckerberg... that was a hard one.” — Dani [11:46]
“It just doesn't feel like he's picking his guest list... it feels like a production with a mind of its own.” — Jordan [13:45]
“I know that I’m right, I listen to every episode.” — Dani [13:35]
Podcast Guest Dynamics:
There’s a playful comparison between comedy podcast teams (e.g., Bad Friends) and how male podcasters operate.
Shifting Fandoms:
Dani says she’s “kind of sick of Dax [Shepard]” these days, preferring Theo’s authenticity.
Timestamps: 21:20–56:40 (most of the heart of the episode)
Generational Fandom:
Dani passionately explains her obsession with The Summer I Turned Pretty (SITP) and the character of Conrad Fisher, noting its emotional impact on millennial women.
“When I watch the episode, it will bring me to tears. What I'm feeling...” — Dani [24:32]
Plot Recap & Love Triangle:
An in-depth explanation of the show’s timeline, love triangle between Isabel (“Belly”) and brothers Conrad and Jeremiah, the emotional stakes, and the moments that set social media abuzz.
“Conrad... he’s like dad material, you know? All us millennials... are like, this man should be your baby daddy.” — Dani [23:04]
Key Scene: Conrad begs Belly not to marry Jeremiah, showcasing the show’s emotional high point. [36:01–37:46]
Fan Edits & Social Media Fervor:
The hosts and Ellie laugh about fan edits, meme culture, and the intense online reaction to SITP’s latest twists.
“Instagram is just... seven versions of him washing this dish.” — Jordan [27:53]
"Yearning" & Nostalgia:
There’s extensive discussion on why millennial and Gen Z women are obsessed with Conrad Fisher, using words like “yearning,” “nostalgia,” and “first love” to describe the emotional pull.
“It’s a yearning.” — Ellie [42:42]
“I think deep down in every girl's heart we just want somebody to... feel that yearn.” — Ellie [42:51]
Comparison with Men’s Fandoms & Emotional Safety:
Jordan compares female emotional investment in SITP to men’s ties to sports, posing questions about whether such emotional engagement is healthy, especially in marriage.
“It's like emotional porn.” — Dani [54:22]
“I'm loyal like a golden retriever... making you chicken and dumplings for breakfast.” — Jordan [54:36]
“If you explained the show... you've got a guy doing all the right things, in med school, and then you've got this toxic guy... Yet, people root for the underdog.” — Jordan [47:29–48:08]
Double Standards:
A tongue-in-cheek debate about whether men would be allowed the same “emotional crush” behavior.
“If we did it, it’s adultery. But when you guys do it... it’s innocent, like we’re high school girls.” — Jordan [53:00]
“Sorry, we suck.” — Dani [53:58]
Timestamps: 56:39–68:10
Pregnancy & Baby Gender Debates:
Dani and Jordan banter about sonograms, gender predictions, and how family and friends react to baby names.
“I already call Stella and Stratton the same name... I forget his name, like, every other day.” — Dani [66:04] “People are so protective about names.” — Jordan [65:16]
Personal Hygiene Science:
A curious segment about Botox for armpit sweat, magnesium sprays for BO, with Ellie adding real-life accounts.
“Apparently it makes you not stink anymore.” — Danny [58:10]
“My best friend's doing all that... she had to use men's deodorant.” — Ellie [59:51]
Names With Unique Spellings:
The trio commiserate about growing up with “quirkily” spelled names and never finding their names on keychains.
“I never got my name on a keychain either, and I'm still pretty petty about that.” — Ellie [67:59]
Ethnic Names & Misconceptions:
Jordan touches on people’s reactions to his last name "Ramirez," given his complexion.
“The nurse was like, I’m looking for Jose. And I’m like, ah, that's not me. I'm sorry.” — Jordan [69:01]
Timestamps: 69:24–79:20
AI Confidentiality & Usage:
Discussion on Sam Altman’s (OpenAI CEO) warning that ChatGPT has no user-privacy guarantees, especially for those using it as a therapist or life coach.
“People talk about the most personal shit in their lives to ChatGPT.” — Dani [69:43]
How Jordan Uses ChatGPT:
He uploads finances, gets macro meal plans, uses it for workout and life management—almost hitting the limits of its memory.
“I just ran out of memory in ChatGPT... I had to go and delete memories.” — Jordan [71:04]
AI Impact on Careers:
Dani reads out a list of jobs least and most likely to be replaced by AI—nurse practitioners, choreographers, and therapists (least); interpreters, translators, and telephone operators (most).
“You can never figure out how the barcode reads... always struggling right there.” — Jordan [79:58]
The Limits of AI for Therapy:
They discuss the potential (and pitfalls) of AI therapy, echo chambers, and the continued need for human counselors.
“We as humans thrive and want human interaction... AI therapist is still not enough.” — Danny [73:46]
This episode is essential listening for anyone curious about why millennial women are currently obsessed with Conrad Fisher, as well as for those interested in thought-provoking takes on internet culture, relationships, and the intersection of fandom and real life.