We're Getting Off The Rails

Summary

De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan

Episode Title: We're Getting Off The Rails
Air Date: June 11, 2026
Hosts: Dani and Jordan Austin
Network: Dear Media

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Overview

In this candid and wide-ranging episode, Dani and Jordan reunite after a period of travel and life changes, diving into everything from postpartum challenges and family dynamics to influencer culture, industry drama, brand partnerships, faith, and even conspiracy theories. True to their podcast’s style, they discuss the realities of juggling parenthood, business, and big transitions, including their impending move to Nashville. The show lives up to its title—this week’s episode goes “off the rails,” offering a blend of humor, insight, vulnerability, and behind-the-scenes stories.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Catching Up & Postpartum Realities

[00:16 – 05:50]

• Dani discusses adjustments after dental work and how her hormonal fluctuations are affecting her mood, anxiety, and sleep ("I have been a little irritable. I think I’m going through that four month postpartum hormone dip." – Dani, [01:05]).
• Jordan jokes about not being able to read Dani’s numb face (“your numb face is very similar to your angry face”), and both comment humorously on how hormonal swings could make for wild political leadership.
• They reflect on the persistent emotional and physical demands placed on women across life stages, from puberty to perimenopause ("You get, like, 10 years of stability.” – Jordan, [04:23]).

2. Nails, Self-Care, & Everyday Struggles

[05:44 – 08:41]

• Dani shares her frustrations with nail upkeep and the “vicious cycle” of beauty maintenance versus convenience ("I have held up my middle finger to the nail industry.” – Dani, [06:14]).
• Joyful banter about Jordan’s pedicure experience and comments on each other’s feet bring comedic relief.

3. Family & Parenting Anecdotes

[10:03 – 13:00]

• The couple recall a memorable story about Jordan’s broken toe—turning it into an email-list-building moment by giving subscribers access to the infamous broken toe photo.
• Discussion of their physical aches and aging adds a relatable, lighthearted tone (“I think I need to start stretching. I need to focus on my mobility.” – Jordan, [12:11]).

4. Dealing with Internet & Social Comparison

[03:01 – 03:39, 63:11 – 69:33]

• Dani opens up about the mental health impact of seeing other families’ glamorous travels on social media, and her decision to mute accounts for her own peace ("It's so me. Like, I’m the problem. Like, they’re great. Like, I’m the problem, and so I need to protect my peace and my mental health." – Dani, [03:12]).
• She later shares a real-time conflict with a Nashville local upset about their home purchase, touching on the bitterness some natives feel about newcomers (“...sharing our address. I would really want to protect our safety." – Dani, [65:21]).

5. The D’Amelio Family Drama & The Pitfalls of Public Family Business

[17:02 – 26:36]

• The hosts break down recent drama in the D’Amelio family, particularly Mark D’Amelio’s public complaints about estrangement from his daughter Charli, and alleged legal/financial battles.
• They consider the problematic blending of family and business, referencing parallels with the Beckhams. The takeaway: going public with family conflict nearly always backfires, and fame/money can destroy relationships.
• Dani and Jordan contrast this with how they've handled business/family boundaries, especially regarding Dani’s mom’s influencer journey (“We gave her an opportunity and now we have nothing to do with it.” – Jordan, [27:02]).

6. Healthy Boundaries in Friendship, Family, and Work

[27:41 – 38:44]

• Dani talks about how she’s learned to set and defend boundaries to keep business relationships with friends/family healthy, including always paying friends for collaborations, and not giving extravagant gifts in ways that could breed resentment.
• Jordan raises concerns about “brand debt” due to Dani’s brand partnerships for their new house, but Dani justifies these as being aligned with her content creation interests.

7. Influencer Brand Partnerships & Authenticity

[38:44 – 42:23]

• The couple discuss how and why Dani pursues certain brand deals (toilets, iron doors, swing sets...), revealing their approach to content collaboration as both strategic and personal.
• Dani cautions, “nothing has been signed... we don’t know if any of that is even true. I guess you’ll have to keep following to see.” – [37:57]

8. Faith, Scripture, and the Crimson Worm

[42:39 – 50:45]

• Dani and Jordan share a fascinating story from biblical symbolism: the "crimson worm" in Psalm 22 and its echoes of Jesus’ sacrifice—drawing a powerful parallel between scripture, nature, and faith (“The worm sacrifices itself ... creates a red, crimson, like a blood, like, stain on the wood. And so it's literally like exactly what Jesus does for us." – Dani, [46:46]).
• They discuss their journey with Christian faith, why evil exists, and the role of free will.

9. The World of Banking, Wealth, and Conspiracy Theories

[51:04 – 60:12]

• Jordan tries to explain the difference between bankers, accountants, and wealth managers to Dani, who hilariously admits to not understanding much of the financial jargon.
• The conversation veers into deep tracks: the Lusitania conspiracy theory relating to JP Morgan, fractional reserve banking, and the idea that bankers have helped “construct” wars. Dani encourages Jordan to share these theories with their own bankers (“You shouldn’t tell me things that you don’t want to share with people.” – Dani, [60:29]).

10. Life in Nashville & Final Reflections

[61:27 – 69:33]

• They preview upcoming projects (new house, new scent launch, hiring for the team) and discuss the change of moving to Nashville.
• Real-time DM conflict: Dani narrates a message exchange with a local upset about their old family home. The hosts reflect on the emotions and etiquette involved, reinforce their intent to be good neighbors, and use the moment as a glimpse into the realities of their influencer life (“...we want your way of life. We don’t want to bring our own. We just want to be invited into yours.” – Jordan, [64:09]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Postpartum Hormones:
  “If a country would have, like, tried to fight with me last night, I’d bomb them all.”
  – Dani ([02:13])

• On Social Media Boundaries:
  “It’s so me. Like, I’m the problem. Like, they’re great. Like, I’m the problem, and so I need to protect my peace and my mental health.”
  – Dani ([03:12])

• On Family & Fame:
  “Fame and money, man… Famine, money. It’ll destroy you. I mean, thank God we did it the right way.”
  – Jordan ([26:38])

• On Influencer Partnerships:
  “I honestly, like, the biggest reason why I want to work with them is because they know they’re more of experts than I am. So, like, I want to learn from them, and then I want to share everything I learned.”
  – Dani ([39:55])

• On Biblical Symbolism (the crimson worm):
  “The worm sacrifices itself ... creates a red crimson, like a blood, like, stain on the wood. And so it’s literally like exactly what Jesus does for us.”
  – Dani ([46:46])

• On Conspiracy Theories at the Bank:
  “You shouldn’t tell me things that you don’t want to share with people.”
  – Dani ([60:29])

• On Moving to Nashville:
  “We want your way of life. We don’t want to bring our own. We just want to be invited into yours.”
  – Jordan ([64:09])

• On Setting Boundaries:
  “Because it’s never just this one time.”
  – Dani ([28:09])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Postpartum Mood & Adjustments: [00:16 – 05:50]
• Nail Salon Rants & Pedicures: [05:44 – 08:41]
• Jordan’s Broken Toe & Email List Story: [10:03 – 13:00]
• Social Media Muting & Comparison: [03:01 – 03:39, picked up again at [63:11 – 69:33]]
• D’Amelio Family & Public Drama: [17:02 – 26:36]
• Healthy Boundaries, Gifts & Brand ‘Debt’: [27:41 – 38:44]
• Brand Partnerships & Home Content: [38:44 – 42:23]
• Crimson Worm, Faith & Purpose: [42:39 – 50:45]
• Banking, Wealth & Conspiracy Theories: [51:04 – 60:12]
• Moving to Nashville & Community Backlash: [61:27 – 69:33]

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Tone & Language

The episode is warm, humorous, self-deprecating, and honest. Dani and Jordan aren’t afraid to poke fun at themselves, get real about parenting and relationships, or explore hot-button topics (from internet drama to banking conspiracies) with curiosity and openness.

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Summary Takeaways

• Navigating life stages, motherhood, and self-care is messy, and that’s okay.
• Boundaries are critical in both personal and professional relationships, especially when business and family intersect.
• Influencer life brings public scrutiny, brand opportunities (and complications), and occasionally, real internet conflict.
• Faith, humor, and a willingness to learn from mistakes keep Dani and Jordan grounded through chaos and change.

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Listeners walk away with genuine insights on relationships, influencer pressures, and the oddities of modern success—served with laughter and a healthy dose of humility.

Transcript

[Danny Austin]

Foreign. The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello and welcome back to your favorite podcast, Be Influenced. Hi, babe.

[Jordan Austin]

We're back.

[Danny Austin]

We've been jet setting around Texas.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, we had to go to Houston again.

[Danny Austin]

Yes. So I went to Houston because Dr. Dooley had make like a few last adjustments on my teeth before I moved to Nashville, which I do feel like I'm kind of talking a little weird because my teeth are like hitting my gums or like the, in the outside of my mouth in different places.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, like you're, you're, I'm adjusting. It's. Your teeth are bigger.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, they're bigger. Especially this one on this side. So like I have bit my gum a few times, but she says, like, I'll get used to it.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I'm excited for you not to be numb because your numb face is very similar to your angry face. And I really cannot read how you're feeling at all. And you usually are a little bit more irritable after.

[Danny Austin]

I have been a little irritable. I think I'm going through that four month postpartum hormone dip and I'm just not.

[Jordan Austin]

Maybe for sure.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Because I'm also having really bad night sweats again. And I, I've been like ruminating on like things about our kids and it's giving me anxiety and then I can sleep and then I get mad at Jordan and then it's like, you haven't

[Jordan Austin]

really gotten mad at me.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, I didn't, I want to be fair, I didn't get mad at you. I've just been like, I'll just look at you, sir. Crying.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, no, I forgot about. Yeah, last night was crazy.

[Danny Austin]

And then I woke up, I'm like, I'm fine.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, no, it's. Every day is for sure been something.

[Danny Austin]

God, this is why I, like, I, I, I'm not saying all females are like this, but just like, thank God I'm not president, you know, and like there are females that could handle it. I'm not saying it's like, you know, for all. I don't want to put myself in

[Jordan Austin]

that position, but we gotta be, we gotta be wondering.

[Danny Austin]

But no, hey, you better be careful. You are gonna get destroyed. You're just like living with your first female ever that is going through all this. So you're probably just like a little, like, a little shook.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

But like, I mean, if somebody, like, if a country would have like tried to fight with me last night, I bombed them all.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I mean, really, you shouldn't. I should not be President, like, you'll go to.

[Danny Austin]

And then I wake up next day, and I'm like, major regrets, man.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, you'll. You'll go to war with, like, you know, I don't even know who you get mad at.

[Danny Austin]

No, the gate agent. Like, six weeks ago, when we were flying southwest, this gate agent was so rude to me, and, like, I can't stop thinking about him. Yeah, he was so rude.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. That really was about six weeks ago.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, I know.

[Jordan Austin]

And it was. I was there. I witnessed it. It really wasn't that bad.

[Danny Austin]

And then sometimes there's been.

[Jordan Austin]

There's been way worse airport employees and. But yeah, and then I see all

[Danny Austin]

these families traveling to Europe, and I'm, like, triggered.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, I can't do that. I know we already talked about this, but it still pissed me off. I had to, like, mute some people.

[Jordan Austin]

No, for sure.

[Danny Austin]

Like, on stories, like, I don't want to see this anymore.

[Jordan Austin]

Who you mean?

[Danny Austin]

I don't want to tell you because y'. All. Y' all would know. It's like. No, it's like, so. It's. It's so me. Like, I'm the problem. Like, they're great. Like, I'm the problem, and so I need to protect my peace and my mental health. And so it's like, okay. Sometimes people will be like, hey, Danny. Like, I blocked. I. Like, I haven't followed your stories. I had to block you for a little bit. Like, you're kind of getting on my nerves. I'm like, good for you. I honestly think that's healthy.

[Jordan Austin]

If you had, like, the full weight of the US Military behind us, Commander in chief, I'd just be like.

[Danny Austin]

I would be a little scared.

[Jordan Austin]

Be like, I don't know.

[Danny Austin]

It just depends on the day.

[Jordan Austin]

Just depends on the day.

[Danny Austin]

You just have to wake up and see how she's doing. Did she get her coffee or did she not?

[Jordan Austin]

You know what I've really grown to appreciate, and I think this will get me points with the female crowd, is okay, so you grow up, and then you go through puberty. We all go through puberty. Okay. So that's a change. And then you have babies, and that's like, a. For your hormones. That's like, up and down, up and down. And then you go through perimenopause, which is like, pre. Menopause.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Then you go through menopause, and then you're dead. And then you're dead. I mean, really, you get, like, 10 years of stability.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. I would say your 20s are probably the most stable. But is your frontal lobe fully developed?

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. No, that doesn't count because your frontal lobe's not developed. Yeah, it's not stable for any of us.

[Danny Austin]

It's hard to be a girl. Let me tell you what I'm. I've really been struggling these last couple days because I went and got dip removed from my nails.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, hold on. Is the, what, what decade or what, what 10 year span is like free and clear for you guys? Probably like 35 to 45. Right?

[Danny Austin]

That's when you're having babies.

[Jordan Austin]

True. Unless you have them in your.

[Danny Austin]

If there isn't one. That's the point.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Like, I'm trying to tell you that there isn't one. And, like, that's why I need to tell you about my story about my nails. The hardest part about being female right now is. Okay, so I got the hormone drop. So I'm getting these horrible night sweats, like, covered in just like, sweat. When I wake up in the morning, I get. Because of the hormones, I get these migraines for my left eye. Okay. And then I'm irritable. I, I love you. And then I'm sad. And then I'm. I. I haven't really been hating you. So that's.

[Jordan Austin]

No, you don't hate me.

[Danny Austin]

But yeah, and then, you know, so it's like everything's all over the place. And then we're all like, whoa, whoa. I'm like, we're going this way. And it's like, no.

[Jordan Austin]

Then she's like, we're gonna, we're gonna take all four of our kids to Lake Como. And I'm like, that sounds 50.

[Danny Austin]

50.

[Jordan Austin]

It'll be good.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, no, Switzerland. And so then, yeah, you have to go get your nails done on top of all of this. And to sit in a chair for two hours and not be able to use your phone, you just have to sit there because, like, they're working on your hands. It's like you lose your most valuable asset. Your hands, you know, your manners, your monos. And so, so I have, for the longest time, I've been like, serious, I'm not doing this anymore. I have held up my middle finger to the nail industry. And I'm like, screw you, I'm going to take off my own nail polish.

[Jordan Austin]

And then I'm like, your little bare nails with my.

[Danny Austin]

But so then I order acetone online.

[Jordan Austin]

I have a crazy story about acetone.

[Danny Austin]

Okay, we'll talk about it later. So then I try to take off My own dip, and I can't. I literally am locked into the vicious cycle of the nail salon. So I have to go to the nail salon just to get the dip taken off so that I can paint my own nails. So anyway, I went in and I got my dip removed. And if they use that little, like, thing, kind of the same thing they use on your teeth, the jibber. Jibbers. Jibber jabbers. And they painted my nails with Dazzle Dry. And now my nails feel like. Like, open cuticle. Like, super paper thin. And it's like the wind. Like, I feel the wind in my nails. It's horrible. It's a horrible feeling.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

You know, and I can't open anything because, like, I try to open a Coke can, and my nails are so flimsy, they just break off.

[Jordan Austin]

That's so hard.

[Danny Austin]

I know.

[Jordan Austin]

So hard.

[Danny Austin]

And I'm just so, like, irritated by it. But the good news is I'm going to go through this, this, and then I'm going. I already ordered some Dazzle Dry from Amazon, and I'm gonna start doing my own nails, and they're gonna strengthen. Because one thing about me, I wasn't born with the best hair, but I was born with amazing nails. My nails grow faster than anyone's nails ever. Like, if you think your nails grow faster than mine, let's bet. Bet.

[Jordan Austin]

Let's bet. Polymarket.

[Danny Austin]

Polymarket. Like, I'll race you.

[Jordan Austin]

I know that nails is hard. You know why I know that? Because Stella didn't even want to do it.

[Danny Austin]

I know. She's like.

[Jordan Austin]

She talks about it all the time. She was like, no, I'm not gonna have my hands tied up for two hours.

[Danny Austin]

She's like, it's so boring.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

And she used to love it, but, like, now she went to the nail salon. She just sat there because she didn't want to get her nails in.

[Jordan Austin]

I, on the other hand, found it to be a wonderful experience. I had my first pedicure, and then they come around. They're like, do you want a massage? And I was like, yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Like, why? You're like. You ever heard of. I was like, you're like, yahya, who?

[Jordan Austin]

I was like, do I have to move? And she was like, no, we'll just do it right here. And then she just like, well, I was sitting in the chair. It was the best.

[Danny Austin]

It's a wonderful place.

[Jordan Austin]

It's a wonderful place. I guess. I, on the other hand, had my hands. My mom. I was able to read a book.

[Danny Austin]

And the best thing about You. There's a lot of other good things about you, but you have nice feet. Wow.

[Jordan Austin]

Thank you.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, like, they're like.

[Jordan Austin]

You've never told me.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, they're, like, nice and clean. Your toes are like. You know, everybody kind of has, like, a crazy toe. Like, you know, like, I have a couple that, like. They're just like, the Sasquatch toes.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

You know those toes that are just like.

[Jordan Austin]

Are you talking about your. Your middle toe?

[Danny Austin]

Oh, no, it's the fourth one.

[Jordan Austin]

The ring.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. It's like. It just, like, gets so skinny. Then it gets fat, all of a sudden, they go skinny again. It's like, how did that happen?

[Jordan Austin]

Right?

[Danny Austin]

And. Yeah, and your surgery is all very, like, proportional.

[Jordan Austin]

Wow. It hasn't gotten me anywhere in life, I'll tell you that much. Well, have you ever tried to sell my feet? Pigs.

[Danny Austin]

Well, I mean, you said it.

[Jordan Austin]

I mean, there's probably a market for it.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Especially now. You're creating the market. Now people are intrigued.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Let's title this the one about the foot.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, actually, I did sell my feet on a picture once.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, yeah. I broke my toe down that picture the other day. It's so funny.

[Jordan Austin]

I broke my toe. This is like 2019. I broke my toe literally in half.

[Danny Austin]

I was like.

[Jordan Austin]

It was like, literally, like a 90 degree angle.

[Danny Austin]

No. This was so funny about Jordan. So we were married, and he was so bad.

[Jordan Austin]

I forgot about that.

[Danny Austin]

He was on, like, a business call, and, like, we were living in a condo. So he's on this call, and then all of a sudden he's like, danny, Danny. And he had. He had the guy on mute that he was talking to. And I looked down and he had stubbed his toe, his pinky toe. And it's literally 90 degree angle. Like, what? It's like, literally out of, like, a movie. Like you. It was like, kind of like in those horror movies when, like, joints twists and turns in ways that they probably shouldn't. Like, that was your pinky toe? Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

I never got off the call, though.

[Danny Austin]

He never. So he's like, still. And he's like. He's, like, on mute. He's like, come on, we gotta go to the hospital. And I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I'm, like, grabbing my phone, like, my mullet. I'm, like, freaking out. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the phone. So we literally drive all the way. I drive him all the way to the hospital or not, like, an ER clinic while he's still on the phone. And then we had to get there and, like, pop his toe back into place.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. But people really wanted to see the pic, and so I said, fine. You can see the pic if you sign up for email, if you join Danny's email list. And, I mean, biggest surge in history on that one.

[Danny Austin]

I mean, yeah, we probably had, like, a hundred thousand signups or something.

[Jordan Austin]

No, it was crazy how all these

[Danny Austin]

marketing gurus are like, how did you get there? We're like, yeah, it's just, like. It's tough. Let me see. I found it the other day. Broken. Broken toe. I don't know why. Like, it just popped up the other day, and I was like, why is this happening? Broken toe. Oh, maybe if I type.

[Jordan Austin]

I've been waking up. I've been telling you this, and I feel like no one's listening, but I've been waking up, like, sore. Like, when I get out of the bed, the first steps I take, I'm like. My feet are, like, sore.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

And I'm like, am I just getting older?

[Danny Austin]

It's possible.

[Jordan Austin]

That's crazy.

[Danny Austin]

I am a little concerned about you. That. That. That's not normal.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, it's like.

[Danny Austin]

It's like.

[Jordan Austin]

It's like, like. But, I mean, the good news is when I take five steps, I'm fine. You know, it's just like a blood flow thing.

[Danny Austin]

Weird.

[Jordan Austin]

Maybe. I don't know. I. I think I need to start stretching. I need to focus on my mobility.

[Danny Austin]

Maybe you're taking too many peptides.

[Jordan Austin]

I thought about that. I did research that.

[Danny Austin]

And they're like.

[Jordan Austin]

They're like, no.

[Danny Austin]

It's a no, thank goodness.

[Jordan Austin]

No, that was like, where my mind first went is. I was like, I had a DEXA scan I was supposed to get this week, and I didn't. It got canceled. I'll check my bone density.

[Danny Austin]

You should probably get a DEXA scan still.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, no, I'm gonna get.

[Danny Austin]

Or no. Like a. A full body mri.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, either or. Either or. I'm gonna do both. I'm gonna do both.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Just to make sure things are good.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. You know, I'm so sorry. I was gonna say something, but I

[Jordan Austin]

can't remember about my toe. Is it bummy toe?

[Danny Austin]

No, I. I forgot. I lost it.

[Jordan Austin]

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[Jordan Austin]

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[Danny Austin]

You know, it's really been bothering me. I was so dis. I know. I could tell that you couldn't sleep last night.

[Jordan Austin]

No, no, I'm. No, I'm actually being slightly serious on this one because I think it's so sad.

[Danny Austin]

I know. And we always like respected the way that they like raised their kids and kept their family together.

[Jordan Austin]

But I also was super skeptical. I. I was like, there's just no way these are teenage girls. Like really?

[Danny Austin]

I feel like you and I both were like, they've done a really good job at keeping their family Unit together. Like, the businesses they launch are together. Like, their kids are still. They have a. Like a show about their family. Like, they've always kept their kids very close.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. Do you watch the show? I don't think I watched it either.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, is it. Are they talking about the drama? Well, why don't you tell everybody about the drama?

[Jordan Austin]

Well, all I saw was that Mark d' Amelio went on a live, an Instagram live, and was like, basically disclosed he hadn't talked to his daughter Charlie since 2025. So sad.

[Danny Austin]

And

[Jordan Austin]

to me, it came across as, like, very defensive.

[Danny Austin]

Well, I think that. I think I could be wrong, but I think there were, like, legal battle. There's like, a legal battle.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I don't know if that's true or not, but it was very defensive in his argument is basically that she's being, like, brainwashed by. She's being brainwashed by, like, the people in her corner. And, you know, he was like this, said it would happen in la. And there was kind of like, weird part of the live where he kind of, like, not compared himself, but, like, brought up, like, Michael Jackson's dad and, like, these, like, parents of stars who, like, push their kids. And he was like, I never wanted to be that, but it was just like, very not mature, in my opinion, to go on a live and talk about something that's so private and personal when, you know, like, your daughter's gonna, you know, see it. And maybe he felt like his back was against the wall, but to me, it kind of made him seem a little bit more guilty.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. And, like, it just makes me feel like he cares more about his public perception than, like, his family, because. Did you ever see when that happened with the Beckhams?

[Jordan Austin]

No, but I. I know.

[Danny Austin]

Well, so, like, the youngest Beckham or the one that just got married. What's his name?

[Jordan Austin]

Brooklyn.

[Danny Austin]

Brooklyn Beckham got married to whatever her name is.

[Jordan Austin]

This other girl. Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

And I'm so bad with Rags. Who did he get married to?

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, Peltz. It's like a big, wealthy family.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, yeah. Nicola, right? Nicola. Nicola, yes. So. So Brooklyn got married to Nicola and he basically made this, like, public statement about his family and how he, like, how his family cares more about, you know, public perception and more about, like, the wedding and more about, like, every. Didn't care about, like, them and their relationship and about Nicoletta, and he made it all public. And, like, David Beckham's response was just, like, so mature.

[Jordan Austin]

And it was like, yeah, exactly.

[Danny Austin]

Like, we love you. Like, I'M sorry you feel this way. Like, we. We would love to have a relationship with you 100%, like, didn't go and, like, defend himself because it's like, I

[Jordan Austin]

mean, you're on an Instagram live and like, he's like, literally reacting to people, throwing questions at him, and he's like, name dropping. He's like, you should look up this person who's on our team and, like, trying to get the Internet, like, really stoked around, like, these people on her team. And it just is such a bad look. But the. The allegation is that they were taking money out of. Heidi and Mark d' Amelio were taking money's money out of accounts that were for her as a minor and then transferring them into other accounts. And honestly, most likely they were. And here's why. They launched a shoe company.

[Danny Austin]

They managed her.

[Jordan Austin]

They managed her. Have you heard?

[Danny Austin]

They moved to LA for her.

[Jordan Austin]

Have you heard of the shoe company since it launched?

[Danny Austin]

I don't even know what it's called.

[Jordan Austin]

D' Amelio Shoes or something. And then, like, they launched this popcorn brand. I remember seeing the popcorn brand. I was like, dude, how. How's this gonna make money like that? That doesn't make sense. And you and I both know that when you launch something like that, you have to put your entire heart and soul and storytelling power behind it, or else it's gonna go boop and then just completely flop. To me, I've seen a couple interviews with him, and I think that there's two sides of his brain, and I think that both can be true at the same time. The first is that I want my kids to have business, businesses that can stand on their own, so they don't have to be a slave to the Internet that attacks them every day. Like, that was our philosophy. I totally get it. But at the same time, it's like, now you're kind of like this public figure CEO of the d' Amelio brands, and you're raising money under the d' Amelio brands. But the d' Amelio brands is like, actually just your children. So it's just like, from a dynamic operating standpoint, it's. It's so messy and it has so many, so much room for error to ruin your family because you're now, like, taking something that your daughter probably loved. Like, I saw this clip from their show, and she was like, my dad's just such a fun sucker. Like, I just want to, like, dance and make TikToks. And like, he just, like, Makes everything fun. Unfun.

[Danny Austin]

Why? Because it's business.

[Jordan Austin]

Because he stood, he stepped in and was like, I need. Like, it's kind of how like you and I were early on when we started working together. It's like you. You think you're doing the right thing by taking something that, like, you know, these creators love to do and then trying to kind of, like, build it into something bigger. But sometimes building it into something bigger is the exact thing that makes it unfun or starts the race to the bottom. You know, like, as it became an empire, like, you lost sight of Dixie and Charlie being sisters and, like, you know, just making content together. Then you move them to la, then Dixie is like, real, not well, you know, and then they both go off social media and they come back on and it's like, I don't know, it's just so. And then you're. He's gonna take the blame no matter what. So I understand him trying to defend himself, but it's like, man, you. You probably took your eye off the ball of the family because you created this thing that was so, so large that left no room for error or margin in anything failing. So then he's the guy.

[Danny Austin]

Because you know for a fact that at one point in time, Charlie and Dixie are like, come on, dad, help us.

[Jordan Austin]

We want to 100.

[Danny Austin]

Like, help us launch his brand. Like, we want it like, dad, like, you come work for us, and then you get 20% of everything.

[Jordan Austin]

And then.

[Danny Austin]

And then what happens is he sacrifices everything, moves out to la, then he gets. He gets stuck in the cycle. He's working with all these people, he has all these brands that are relying on him.

[Jordan Austin]

And so then Walmart's calling him, saying, hey, we need Charlie to post about the popcorn. So then he's the guy that has to say, hey, Charlie, like, living expenses

[Danny Austin]

go up, their lifestyle expenses go up to try to keep. Keep up. And then Dixie and Charlie are not working as much. So then they need money. And then they pull money out of Charlie's account. Well, you know, they feel like it's fair because they sacrificed everything to get there. And so it's. I see both sides.

[Jordan Austin]

It's a mess. It's a giant shit show. It probably is, but I think the one thing that made it worse was going on Instagram live and trying to defend yourself.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Because at the end of the day, it's like, that's gonna come back and hurt your daughter.

[Jordan Austin]

She didn't even do that. She hasn't even made any public comment and, like, he's doing it, but I kind of feel like what's also probably going on is that his entire reputation for himself, so his entire ego, his entire sense of accomplishment, his entire sense of worth is tied directly to his daughter.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Daughters, you know, and, well, people loved their parents.

[Danny Austin]

They were kind of like the Internet's mom and dad.

[Jordan Austin]

They loved the family. But, like, just keeping that together, keeping it truly authentic when, like, showbiz wants to come in and make it all these other things, it's so hard.

[Danny Austin]

It's so hard.

[Jordan Austin]

I feel for him. And honestly, what I want to do, I don't know him at all, but what I would want to do is be, like.

[Danny Austin]

Have him on podcasts.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, no, truly. Okay. Reach out to him. What I would want to do, truly, is be like, you guys, like, need to move out of la.

[Danny Austin]

LA destroys everyone.

[Jordan Austin]

It destroys everything in its wake.

[Danny Austin]

Marriages, everything. I think it'll be really interesting to see what happens to the marriages in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the LA edition. Oh, yeah, I think it'll be really interesting to see.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, who's in that? Sorry.

[Danny Austin]

Like Bobby Altoff, Avery Woods.

[Jordan Austin]

Yes.

[Danny Austin]

Madison von Tempo.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, look at what happened to the. The Utah ones. I mean, what are they.

[Danny Austin]

But they all moved to la. A lot of them, like.

[Jordan Austin]

No, but the marriage is like, what are they, like, 50, 50 now?

[Danny Austin]

Like, I mean, it's Taylor.

[Jordan Austin]

Taylor was always including this.

[Danny Austin]

The. The scandal. Tick tock. Scandal. It's probably like 70, 30.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, we can clear. But that. That's what made them.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, but I mean, that ended. That was like, what? That was three marriages that ended because of that.

[Jordan Austin]

So bad. It's so hard.

[Danny Austin]

Fame and money, man.

[Jordan Austin]

Huh?

[Danny Austin]

Famine, money. It'll destroy you.

[Jordan Austin]

It just will destroy you. I mean, think. Thank God we did it the right way. Putting your mother on Instagram. No, but honestly, you know, what we did? You know we did what? I. I think that we did it well. And here's why. Is we gave her an opportunity and now we have nothing to do with it.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, you know, it's like, here, Mom. It's like, no, really. I mean, we. I feel like I helped her out, you know, you. You obviously pushed it. And then I helped hire her, her first two employees and set up her payroll and, like, do all that stuff. And then I was like, hey, you're now making Fly birdie fly. And she soared.

[Danny Austin]

She soared.

[Jordan Austin]

She's on a cruise.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, she's like, in New York with qvc.

[Jordan Austin]

But, like, I think that that's the right way, because then we don't have any bounds to her. She doesn't feel like we owe anything. It's just the right way.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. I'm very good with, like, boundaries when it comes to work and friends and family.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Like, I am, like, and it's not because I just woke up when I was good at it. It's because I've learned from many mistakes.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

But, like, I think it even. I think it even, like, annoys people how much, like, I keep my boundaries because people are like, oh, just this one time, or just like, danny, it's fine. And I'm like, no, because.

[Jordan Austin]

Because it's never just this one.

[Danny Austin]

It's never just this one time.

[Jordan Austin]

And it's never just this photo shoot. And it's never just this. It's like all these. Because then. And this has never happened. But let's say your mom's like, hey, I'm doing this, or I'm launching this, and I want you to be in this photo shoot. Okay, well, let's say that photo shoot makes the launch do really well. Then it's not just that one time. It's like, then the brand's gonna come back and be like, hey, you know, it works really well whenever it was Danny and you. And so then.

[Danny Austin]

But it's like, it's not even about the logistics. Sometimes it's just, like, the expectations that people want from me that I feel guilty to. Like, I. It emotionally impacts me. So I just try not to even go there.

[Jordan Austin]

You've gotten so much better. You remember? Oh, man. Like, 20, 21, you had just, like, vultures all over you with these expectations, you know?

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Because I feel like your boundaries have gotten so much better.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Cause I, like, won't do, like, I will not do, like, collabs and stuff that are like. Like, if I want somebody to do something for me, like, I always pay them. Like, my friends are in my sheets. Like, I pay them, like, because. And everybody. Like, my friends are like, dude, we have to pay us. And I'm like, no, like, you don't understand. Like, it's for the health of our relationship. It's. It's for just keeping everything fair because, like, life gets really busy, and sometimes you miss those little things that rub people the wrong way. And so I just. And, like, sometimes I'm not able to prioritize my friendship, so I never want my friends to feel that resentment towards me because sometimes they know they're not going to become first in my life. And so sometimes it's going to be family. Sometimes it's going to be health, sometimes it's going to be my kids, school or whatever. And so. And friendships are different in different seasons of life. And so I'm just like, I just don't want to go. I want it always to be fair.

[Jordan Austin]

No, for sure. You've gotten so much better at it. I was going to say something to you.

[Danny Austin]

And I even have gotten better about how much I give to people. Like, sometimes I've given people, like, these, like, extravagant gifts because I'm so gracious, like, you know, or is like the most giving.

[Jordan Austin]

Or if you're around when Danny's cleaning out her closet, you are about to make bank on some trash bags of clothes.

[Danny Austin]

So true.

[Jordan Austin]

Literally, cleaning lady will make out like a bandit.

[Danny Austin]

I'm not gonna say who, but I had someone, like, in my closet, and they're like, I really like this Louis Vuitton backpack. I was like, you can have it. I kind of regret it, though. Sometimes I think about it, I'm like, I really wish I had that back. I was like, just in one of those modes where I was like, oh, you just have it.

[Jordan Austin]

There is one area in terms of, like, work expectations that I'm a little bit concerned about that I haven't brought up to you.

[Danny Austin]

Wait, I didn't finish my story. I lost it.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, I thought it was over.

[Danny Austin]

No, I was saying, oh, oh, oh. I think I was just saying, oh. There's been times in the past where I've been too. Too gracious. No, like, you know, like, you're just like, on one of those modes where you're like, I was gonna buy them, like, this thing, like, you know, because you're just like, I just want to, like, bless them.

[Jordan Austin]

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[Jordan Austin]

of nowhere even your dad goes, what's going on? She goes. He goes, is it like this every night? And I go, no, Mark, I actually don't know what's going on right now.

[Danny Austin]

I know you know why I did that.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I don't.

[Danny Austin]

Well, I love you, but also like, I just know that I'm like really good at making tacos and I, it, it pains me to see you cook something sometimes. And like, I just wanted you to have a good taco. You just don't do it right sometimes. And I was like, I don't think

[Jordan Austin]

I've ever made a taco.

[Danny Austin]

I know, but like I have seen you make them and it's just, it's different. It's sad. And I was like, this man deserves a good time.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, okay.

[Danny Austin]

Like, prepare it the right way. Well, my, my learn melted the exact like, and then just like the right amount of sauce and like the tortillas heated up. Like, Jordan would just take a tortilla and like eat it cold. And I'm like, this poor man that

[Jordan Austin]

my learned hopelessness is working.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. It's just.

[Jordan Austin]

I'm like, oh. I'm like, how do I make a talker?

[Danny Austin]

He's like, I'm so hungry. Am I. Am I losing weight? He's like, there's nothing to eat around here.

[Jordan Austin]

So you were saying?

[Danny Austin]

So anyway, I was just saying, like, you know, I've gotten better about not being too gracious.

[Jordan Austin]

That's good. I would. So my.

[Danny Austin]

I'll give you a gift, but, like, I'm not going overkill. Because I've learned better.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Because then I'm like, why didn't you get me something nice, too?

[Jordan Austin]

For sure. For sure. You know, there is one area I'm. I'm a little bit worried about. Your boundaries. Like, I think that they've been breached.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, my work boundaries. Okay.

[Jordan Austin]

I think.

[Danny Austin]

Oh. Because I was texting the Divi team on a Sunday morning. No, no, I did apologize for that, and that was their fault.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying, like, for example, you were talking about how sometimes when you ask for things, then it creates this, like, debt, and then, like, the expectations are on you.

[Danny Austin]

So curious what you're going to say.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, you got us. You got us for no real reason, in my opinion. You got us, like, free toilets for our new house and.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

Also, like, you know, a swing set. And, like, you know, there's just. There's a lot of things that are. It's. I.

[Danny Austin]

Okay. But here's.

[Jordan Austin]

There's a lot of brand debt.

[Danny Austin]

Here's the.

[Jordan Austin]

That you're creating on this house.

[Danny Austin]

Here's the thing that you don't realize. I went after them.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I'm. I'm aware.

[Danny Austin]

They didn't come after.

[Jordan Austin]

No.

[Danny Austin]

Didn't come to me and say, hey, Danny, we want to work with you. I said, I want to work with you.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I know.

[Danny Austin]

And I don't usually do that.

[Jordan Austin]

No, you don't.

[Danny Austin]

I don't reach out to brands.

[Jordan Austin]

You've been going. You've been going hard because I wanted. I think you got us, like, a free iron door. Like, who even knew that they would know what Instagram was?

[Danny Austin]

First of all, you're saying all these things, and nothing has been signed and no contract. So, like, we don't know if any of that is even true. I guess you'll have to keep falling to see.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, I mean, if someone. If someone came and offered us, like, door handles right now, I feel like you'd be like, yes, I will take it. What do you want three story slides, two reels. What do you want?

[Danny Austin]

Well, it depends on, like, how bad I want them, right?

[Jordan Austin]

I. Yes, you. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

[Danny Austin]

You know why I'm also doing that is because the love of the game. That. But also because it's helping me. It's holding me accountable for creating content about things that are cool, you know?

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Because otherwise, I'll just do something cool and I won't listen.

[Jordan Austin]

I'm not really that worried about it. You got it.

[Danny Austin]

Jenny and I are working on a document called how much money Danny saved with her brand partnerships on this house. Okay. And I'm gonna present it to you at the end of the year.

[Jordan Austin]

I'm gonna be like, that's the equivalent of three brand deals. And now you are locked into content for two years.

[Danny Austin]

It's like. It's like these brands, like, have, like, my face, like, flashing on ads, like, everywhere for, like, two years. Like, I am the face of iron doors.

[Jordan Austin]

So true.

[Danny Austin]

It's like, you can't get on Instagram without seeing an iron door ad in my face. No, I'm just kidding. No, but it's, like, really interesting content that I want to be creating anyway. Like, let's just say I do get a swing set brand deal. Let's just say, hypothetically, like, I can't wait to make a video about that. Let's just say I get an iron door in my house in two different areas, and let's just say one of them is going into where a wine fridge would be. And let's just say I had to pick out the glass. Is it going to be fluted or not fluted? Like, I can't wait. I want to make that video. Like, I want to. And I honestly, like, the biggest reason why I want to work with them is because they know they're ex. They're, like, more of experts than I am. So, like, I want to learn from them, and then I want to share everything I learned.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Like, why am I getting this size? Why is this important with this swing set? Why is the iron door, like, why did I do this color? Like, what? You know, it's just so exciting. And, babe, this toilet brand deal, like, it's. It's the. No, it's not. Toto. Bam.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Danny Austin]

You're gonna get me canceled from all these brands that are wanting to sponsor.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, I know. I know. That's why you don't like that we're talking about this because I'm hurting your negotiations.

[Danny Austin]

You're hurting negotiations. I knew that. And, like, first of all, I want Kohler toilets. Yeah. And there is a very specific toilet.

[Jordan Austin]

Toto's right now is like, shit. Literally.

[Danny Austin]

No, I want Kohler. And there's a very specific, like, Studio McGee collab toilet that I want. And then there's this other toilet that. Babe, it literally, like, has, like, gold on it. It's actually brass, but looks like gold. Okay. And so I. You can ask anyone on my team, considering, like, you don't really know what's going on with my business right now, which is a totally healthy thing. It's fine. But everyone knows that I am most excited about this toilet brand deal.

[Jordan Austin]

I know. I know.

[Danny Austin]

The content is going to be so fire, and I just can't wait. I cannot wait to share all my toilets with everybody.

[Jordan Austin]

No, for sure.

[Danny Austin]

I, like, if. If there was an influencer that, like, could talk about toilets, it would be me. Like, I am made for this.

[Jordan Austin]

Are you going to. You know how, like, you made your, you know, your natural birth content drop for, like, two weeks? Everyone thought you were in a hospital.

[Danny Austin]

I'll probably do that with the toilet content.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, I just like the house in general, but, yeah, sure. The toilet, too. I was going to say, like, I feel like your house content's going to go for, like. Like, it's. It's 2031. Danny's still talking about this house she moved into.

[Danny Austin]

Totally. For sure.

[Jordan Austin]

It. It should be. It's great. It's a new thing.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. And if you. If you. If you're a brand and you want to use my house as, like, you

[Jordan Austin]

better get in on this house because she's about to talk to for. Talk about it for the next six years.

[Danny Austin]

Like, if you do hardware, if you do turf, like, you could do pipes and drains and I'll, like, you're welcome. Tile.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Concrete. I don't need concrete. But concrete's expensive. Maybe another house. I would love to be sponsored by concrete.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, that's. It's. It's interesting. You know what else is interesting that I think you should share? I'm putting you on the spot, but I think you can do this. I want you to tell them about the crimson worm.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, man.

[Jordan Austin]

I know. She's thinking about how she's gonna do this. She forgot about 80% of it.

[Danny Austin]

Well, the scripture is in.

[Jordan Austin]

Okay, so let me. Let me help you.

[Danny Austin]

Is it Ezekiel?

[Jordan Austin]

Yes, Danny. Isaiah.

[Danny Austin]

Isaiah. See, this is where it's, like, so sad because, like, as a Christian, it's like, we're Called to memorize Scripture, but I'm like, what if God gave me a Woodle Bo? It's not my fault. I feel like I want to learn and, like, I want to remember everything about the Bible, but I just, like, can't. And that's why sometimes I put on those shows that the kids watch and I just have to refresh my memory. It's like. It's like the story about.

[Jordan Austin]

She's talking about Joseph, the dead seed squirrels.

[Danny Austin]

No, I'm talking about the Bible series on.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, the Joseph.

[Danny Austin]

But it's like the story, you know, the one that always trips me up is Joseph. And the. The. The Technicolor, the coat. The colorful coat. Coat of mini. I can never remember that story. Do you remember it?

[Jordan Austin]

No.

[Danny Austin]

See, I know. And. But all I remember is that his brothers, like, really, like, are mean to him and throw him in jail or something. Anyway, I've literally watched that one, like, 18 times, and I can't remember.

[Jordan Austin]

It's gonna be so great because by the time we're retired and our kids are out of the house, like, I'm just gonna take you to the same museums, like, over and over again, and you're just gonna.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, what started forward to.

[Jordan Austin]

It's like 50 first dates. It's like we go through the same thing.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, it's so sad. But okay, so this is actually very cold. Was it Ezekiel or Isaiah?

[Jordan Austin]

So Danny. So Danny has been reading the unseen Realm.

[Danny Austin]

Yes, yes, yes, I have.

[Jordan Austin]

And sharing it on her stories.

[Danny Austin]

Well, not, like, anything about it.

[Jordan Austin]

With no credit. It's fine, though.

[Danny Austin]

This is not about you, babe. It's about Jesus.

[Jordan Austin]

So she's been reading on senior, and Danny found the best fact.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, this had nothing to do with that book. No, but this showed up on my TikTok.

[Jordan Austin]

It kind of sparked it. And so, yeah, you're. You can take it.

[Danny Austin]

Okay, so let's see if I can remember this. So the crimson worm, when Jesus is dying on the cross and he's being crucified, he says, my God, my God, why have you forsaken me? Which was first said by King David back in Psalm 22. And in Psalm 22, he's going through some type of suffering. I don't really remember what it was about, but he's suffering. And he says he cries out to God, my God, my God, why have you forsaken me? The same thing that Jesus said while he was on the cross. And in that scripture, he talks about how he. In Psalm 22, 6. He says, I am a worm. And no man, if you go to the, like, Hebrew translation, the Hebrew word for worm was tola, I believe. I don't know how to pronounce it, but that back then was interpreted into like, specifically crimson worm. Crimson worm, which is specific to. This worm, is specific to, like, an area in Israel. Like, they only have these worms in Israel, and they are actual red, like, crimson worms. And they climb up trees whenever they are ready to have babies. And they build this like, kind of like a really hard shell around them when they're about to have babies. And so they latch onto the, Onto the wood and they have their babies. And when the babies come out, the worm sacrifices itself and stays there and the worms literally eat the mom alive. So it sacrifices its body for the baby worms. And when this happens, it creates a red crimson, like a blood, like, stain on the wood. And so it's literally like exactly what Jesus does for us. Like, he sacrificed his body, sacrificed himself for his, you know, for his children, for us. And we basically just like eat off of his flesh and eat up, you know, and like, so that happens. And then in three days, on the fourth, on the third day, the. The shell on the tree literally, like blows away. Like, it just like disappears and it leaves like that red crimson stain.

[Jordan Austin]

That's crazy.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I feel like there's other parts about it.

[Jordan Austin]

No, no, no, that was it. That was it. You did. You did great. Yeah, that was it. That was the mic drop. Yeah. It's just so crazy.

[Danny Austin]

I know.

[Jordan Austin]

And so the reason I connected to the unseen realm is as you read the unseen realm, I feel like you find so many of these, like, parallels in scripture, like things that were talked about thousands of years is like a prophecy for this. And it's like all just sort of makes sense as this very. Written over multiple books, chapters over thousands of years story that, like, pieces together perfectly.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, it's like, like how, like, how could that have happened? It's like the Toba worm, three days sacrifice. It's like, it's too on the nose.

[Jordan Austin]

It's too on the nose.

[Danny Austin]

And there's so much. Like you said. Yeah, there's too many scriptures, too. Too many, like, little. It's just. And my thing is, like, what's the purpose of life?

[Jordan Austin]

Let's ask that right now.

[Danny Austin]

Like, if you ask people, like, like I asked somebody the other day that, like, wasn't really a believer. I was like, okay, so why do you think we're here? It's like, they never have an answer. It's like, why would we be here?

[Jordan Austin]

It's. It gets harder. I feel like when you're younger, it's,

[Danny Austin]

like, harder to be.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, it's harder to think about that as, like, an adult.

[Danny Austin]

The purpose of life.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. Or, like, ask, like, really existential questions. Like, I feel like when I was a kid, like, I used to ask all of these, like, existential questions.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, see, I feel like I'm the opposite.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, really?

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. Now it's, like, so much easier for me to understand, like, the purpose of life. Where, like, back then, I was just, like, I was overwhelmed.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh. Yeah. I feel.

[Danny Austin]

And I was like, why do we all. Like, I. I didn't understand, like, life. I was like, why do we get jobs? Why do we go to school? Like, why are we doing all this stuff if none of this actually matters? And then as I get older, I'm like, oh, I see. Little bit of purpose.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, I. Yeah. I don't know. I just. I feel more overwhelmed later in life, like, to where it's like, if you were like, hey, like, what's the meaning of life? I'd be like, I don't.

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[Jordan Austin]

I don't. No, I know it. I know the answer. But existential, big questions like that, I

[Danny Austin]

feel like that's unseen.

[Jordan Austin]

Maybe it's because we have, like, four young kids. Like, I just don't feel like I have the mental capacity.

[Danny Austin]

Oh. And then, like, having four young kids. And then, like, also, like, reading scripture about how children are a blessing and, like, how they're a gift. Like, I get it more than ever.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Because I used to be like, no, they're not. Like, you know, feel like I don't get it. And then it's like, it's the same. It's like, the one. It's that feeling, like, when you're first in love and, like, you're so obsessed with someone and, like, you just can't stop thinking about them and you get the butterflies. It's like, I've always said that it's like, with kids, you get that every day.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, I know. True.

[Danny Austin]

It's like, so. It's such a blessing. It's like, the best thing ever. And then it's like, I just. I feel like this book is actually really helping me understand, like, the purpose of, like, life and, like, why. And then, like, also, like, I never understood why God. Not, like. Like, why does God let bad things happen? You know? But I never. Like, I. And I understood. It's like, oh. Because it draws us closer to him. But, like, I understand it so much more now about, like, why there's so much, like, sin in the world and why all these bad things happen. It's like, because that was a gift that God gave us, was free will. And as soon as we accept, as soon as, like, free will entered, like, this. This world and like, it's on earth and that. That created sin, and, like, God can't come in and clean up every single thing because then that's him controlling us again.

[Jordan Austin]

Totally.

[Danny Austin]

And so. But so our free will was a gift. And so that's the. The flip side of that is that evil entered and, like, sin and sickness and all this stuff. And so I get it more now. It's like, it's. That's. That's part of free will.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, you got to finish the book, too.

[Danny Austin]

I know. It's like, when I got sick, I got a little depressy, and then I. I don't like to, like, read when I'm depressed. I like to, like, binge really bad shows.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. Are you going to read my next book, too, about the Federal Reserve? No, I'll tell you about it.

[Danny Austin]

That's, like, a little too over my head.

[Jordan Austin]

There's a funny story.

[Danny Austin]

We had that meeting with her bank. I didn't understand the word they said. I was sitting there like. And they're like. And then the depreciation adds up on the gains and the capital gains up in the end.

[Jordan Austin]

And I'm like, this is actually really funny. So I'm reading this book about the Federal Reserve, and I take Danny to a meeting with our bankers, and I'm like, hey, listen.

[Danny Austin]

And I'm like, what does that even mean? Bankers?

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

What are you just, like, holding my money? Like, what you doing over there? Like, you're like, what's a banker even do? Like, are you just standing in front of technically, the big vault with all the money?

[Jordan Austin]

No, here's the craziest thing. There's not money in the vaults.

[Danny Austin]

I know, I know, I know.

[Jordan Austin]

Only 10% of our money is actually God.

[Danny Austin]

Because think about it. If some. If it was in there and somebody broke it.

[Jordan Austin]

No, you don't understand. I'm about to get on a. It's called fractional reserve banking. And what it means is that if I give the bank a hundred dollars, they only have to keep 10 of that. Those dollars on their balance sheet. They can lend and then they go invest it. No, no. Lend to other people.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, they go invest it or lend it out to other people. Yeah, our money's just all circulating.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, it's all circulating.

[Danny Austin]

I know. I knew that.

[Jordan Austin]

So if we went to the bank and we were like, hey, give us.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, they don't have it. You have to give them, like, enough.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, no, no, they. They probably have ours. But like, if 15 to 20% of all.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, everybody. They wouldn't have it.

[Jordan Austin]

It'd be a bank run.

[Danny Austin]

I know. That's why you have to get gold.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, no, we're off the gold standard

[Danny Austin]

now too, but one day maybe.

[Jordan Austin]

Okay. Anyway, we'll talk about this a whole another episode.

[Danny Austin]

Can I just ask you think.

[Jordan Austin]

I'm trying to get the author of this book on. He's 94.

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So it's like.

[Danny Austin]

Is a. I don't know if he's. Is a banker, like the same thing as, like an accountant, but they just work the bank.

[Jordan Austin]

No, so a banker. A banker's job is to get your money into their bank number one. So relationships. And then they are good at basically helping you with any problems that come up with regards to your money. Whether that.

[Danny Austin]

Which is like literally everything. So, like, what? Like, I just talked to them about everything.

[Jordan Austin]

No mortgages. Yeah, you call them and you're like, hey, we just got a new house.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, I just made this really big Zara order.

[Jordan Austin]

And they don't get involved at like, the transaction level.

[Danny Austin]

Okay, so like mortgages. What else?

[Jordan Austin]

So mortgages, like, as your. Your portfolio grows, like, you can start doing more things with it. Like, you can say, hey, I don't want to actually put 30% down on this house. You know, can you let me pledge some of my stock assets against the down payment so that I can keep putting my cash in stocks and stuff? But that's like a different level. Like most bankers, like Chase, the retail.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

You know that we used to be at the retail Chase. It's there for service, convenience, so that like when you need to deposit a check, you can go into the branch, you can sit down with someone and ask them questions about, like, investing. They have like a wealth management division, which is separate from just standard banking. That's where they take your money and they help you invest your money.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, wait, who does that? What's who? That.

[Jordan Austin]

That's like a wealth manage. It's usually like wealth management within a big bank.

[Danny Austin]

So what. Why would you hire wealth manager inside of a bank instead of like one outside of a bank?

[Jordan Austin]

Because when you hire them inside of a bank, they typically, like, want access to all of your assets, so they have a broader understanding. Like if. If you called someone outside of your bank, you can obviously give them insight into where your cash is and where your different assets are. But typically when someone's managing your money, the more holistic approach they can take, the better, because then they're able to diversify things.

[Danny Austin]

And so when people have, like, family offices.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

What are they doing? They're just like. It's like having bakers in house.

[Jordan Austin]

When you're a family office, you kind of become the bank depending on the size.

[Danny Austin]

Like, you hire basically a banker in house to, like, invest your money.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, but it's not a banker to

[Danny Austin]

make sure to pay your bills.

[Jordan Austin]

It's not a banker. It's like, when you're a family office, someone who needs a loan can come to you and you can do a private credit deal and say, hey, I'll loan you this money.

[Danny Austin]

So when you're a family office, you're

[Jordan Austin]

a bank, you can. If you want to get into private credit, then you can become a bank.

[Danny Austin]

So then you, like, lend people and then you charge interest and you. You make money off of your money.

[Jordan Austin]

So, like, if some people, some people who can't get a loan at, like, a standard bank because their risk profile, like a JP Morgan, you know, who we're with is just not good for, doesn't want to do this type of asset. So then you go to a family office and they can do more like debt and equity or something like that. And so they'll become the bank, and then they will become your lender and. Or your partner in the. The company.

[Danny Austin]

What a disaster.

[Jordan Austin]

What? Sorry? What's a disaster?

[Danny Austin]

It's just, like. It's overwhelming. I can't, like, I don't know how people do it.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. So anyway, here's the funniest story. So we go in with our bankers, who are great, but they were all like. They were all great. They were super sweet. They, like, got us lunch. So anyway, we bank with JP Morgan. Highly recommend them. They're awesome. And I'm reading this book about the Federal Reserve, and obviously, like, the banking in America was like, Rothschilds, JP Morgan, like, all these people. And so I tell Danny a story when we're walking. I'm like, hey, listen, like, you know that ship, the Lusitania that sank after the Titanic? And she's like, yeah.

[Danny Austin]

And I'm like, before the Titanic?

[Jordan Austin]

No, it was after. I was like, allegedly, it sank by German u boats because J.P. morgan needed to draw us into World War II. And so I tell Danny that as we're like in this skyrise building, sitting across from the Dallas Federal Reserve. And I was like, they walk in and Danny goes, I go, tell them. Hey, tell them that story about J.P. morgan. I go, danny, no. And she goes. I go. And they go, yeah, tell us. And I go, guys, y' all wouldn't be interested. It's the deep tracks. And she goes, no, no, Jordan, you should tell them. So I tell them. I'm like, yeah, have y' all ever heard of Lusitania? And they're like, yeah. And I'm like, well, there's a theory

[Danny Austin]

that your founder, that your founder started

[Jordan Austin]

let it be sank by the Germans so that we could get drawn into war too. And the room just fell totally flat.

[Danny Austin]

Was the Lusitania like a, like a luxury? Like just a ship? Like kind of like the Titanic?

[Jordan Austin]

It was a luxury liner.

[Danny Austin]

But why did Germany bomb it?

[Jordan Austin]

So, okay, here's what's crazy is it was a luxury liner and basically there were like 1600Americans on it. But the Germans, before it took off from New York or wherever, ran ads in several newspapers that were like, do not board this ship if you're American. Like, this is going to come into war torn waters essentially, and we will have no choice but to sink it. It also was built as like a warship. So there were two ships built at the same time, Lusitania and then like the Marionetta or something. And the Marionetta got repurposed for war. But if you went on the Lusitania, it had like all of the hatches and things for guns and to be set up if it needed to be converted. And so the allegation was that we were transporting weapons to Britain to basically offload from Lusitania to supply them. So the Germans caught wind of this and were like, yeah, now, no, you can't, you can't do that. We're going to sink this ship. But that ended up being the, the, the pivotal moment that drew us into the world.

[Danny Austin]

Were there weapons on it?

[Jordan Austin]

This is like a deep conspiracy theory. Like they, I mean, there, what, there are weapons. There's a book, there's a book called Dead Wake that I'm reading and I haven't gotten to that part, but they dove for it. So they found it. This was like in The, I don't know, 90s or something, they found it and they didn't. I don't, I don't want to misspeak because I haven't read this yet, but I don't think it was Sank by a German U boat because there was no, like, missile damage, but it imploded from the inside. So the allegation is like, there were weapons that, like, combusted.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, so this isn't like a confirmed thing that Germany bombed

[Jordan Austin]

was. Okay, so, you know, like the Gulf of Tonkin, they got us into Vietnam.

[Danny Austin]

Yes.

[Jordan Austin]

That ended up being a huge, like, false flag event. So this is like that of World War II. It's like, it's like, alleged to be the false flag event that allowed for us to get into war. And the conspiracy side of it was that JP Morgan, like, really needed, like, he had. He had debt out because all these big bankers used to fund both sides of every war. And so the whole book's thesis is that, like, war is a construct by the bankers. And we're sitting with our bankers and Danny's like, you should tell them this story. And I go. I go. So the room falls flat and I go, you know, let's not talk about JP Morgan in his own house.

[Danny Austin]

They're like, oh, we don't know, babe.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, there's like, there's like conspiracy theory, then there's like the deep tracks, then there's like, tinfoil hat. And you, like, literally asked me to tell our bankers, like, a tinfoil hat, like, level conspiracy theory.

[Danny Austin]

Well, you shouldn't tell me things that you don't want to share with people.

[Jordan Austin]

I just. I told you in confidence 10 minutes before they walked in over a Diet Coke. Just leaked it.

[Danny Austin]

I bet they loved it, babe.

[Jordan Austin]

Maybe I couldn't tell if they liked us or not. If I'm be honest.

[Danny Austin]

They said that they do like 10 of those lunches a week.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, yeah, that's. They're.

[Danny Austin]

They're just like.

[Jordan Austin]

I felt so special. I was like, we are so honored to be here. I was like, danny got out of the house for this.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. And then we were like, how many do you do a week? And they're like, oh, they probably do 10 of these a week. And we're like, yeah. So anyway, we're going to Nashville. We are going to Nashville. Oh, yeah. We're going to be launching our pink dry shampoo, Citrus. Sunkissed Citrus is our new scent. It smells good. Delish. And we're having an event in Nashville, a big parte. And it's going to be fun because it's also like, kind of like our welcome to Nashville party.

[Jordan Austin]

Macy said I can invite 20 to 30 friends.

[Danny Austin]

Whoa, that's a lot.

[Jordan Austin]

I know. I'm going to invite 20 or 30 friends.

[Danny Austin]

You should.

[Jordan Austin]

I don't have. Do I have 20? I can come up with 10.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, I have a few people that I want to invite too.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I don't know who's coming from your crew already.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah, well, from Dallas, I think Janine is the only one that rsvp.

[Jordan Austin]

Okay.

[Danny Austin]

So. Yeah, so that'll be fun. And then we're doing, like, a lot of house stuff. I'm also looking to hire some people in Nashville, so.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I got us a doctor today.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, yeah? Did you like him? Great.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. Great.

[Danny Austin]

Is he concierge? Can you come to our house?

[Jordan Austin]

She is, yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, love it. That's so, like.

[Jordan Austin]

Well, they're not, like, it's not as fancy as you think. It's basically like you only do it when you're sick and we don't get sick. I'm sorry. We get. You get to go on.

[Danny Austin]

I. Babe, when you say stuff like that, like, our kids are sick every week.

[Jordan Austin]

I know. I'm sorry.

[Danny Austin]

It's like, whenever you said that, going from three to four kids is not hard.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I think I rescinded that publicly. Right?

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. You didn't.

[Jordan Austin]

I did. That was. I. I redact. I redact that semen.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah.

[Jordan Austin]

And.

[Danny Austin]

And like, our kids do get psycho locks, too.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

It's stupid. Stupid. He's like, we never see the doctor. I'm like, she's literally on sweet Al here once. I think she was here yesterday.

[Jordan Austin]

What I mean is, I never get sick.

[Danny Austin]

But this isn't about you, though, babe.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I know.

[Danny Austin]

Wait, was the doctor for the kids or for us? Both. I love that. So it's all one.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Oh, this is so great. I was so worried.

[Jordan Austin]

And everyone knows each other. That's the craziest thing. It's like a small town. They're like, oh, you talk to this person. Oh, you talk to this person.

[Danny Austin]

Speaking of which, this lady on Instagram is going on sharing my address. I'm not going to share it. Who? Because I'm not trying to take anybody down, but she's trying to take me down. She's been commenting. Okay. She commented on one of my posts and was like, you guys, you tore down my parents house of 50 years and then built your house on top of it. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, we just were in Nashville one day and saw a house going up and then bought it from a builder. I'm like, I literally don't know what you're talking about. And then she's like, people are like calling Back. And then she like, shares our address.

[Jordan Austin]

I do think so.

[Danny Austin]

Then I sent her a dm Intern was like, what do you mean? But I'm always like, I always think about, oh, is this going to be screenshotted and shared to cancel me. So I always am like, very, like, yeah, like I'm very matter of fact. And. And I'm not nice, but I'm not mean. I'm like, hey, can you please respect us and take this down?

[Jordan Austin]

I do think that we're gonna experience more of that in Nashville. Not us, but just I think Nashville natives are like, pretty bittersweet about new people coming in, you know, because they're like, oh, man. Like, this is like our small town. They don't want it to change. But what I want to say to any Nashville people listening to is, we want your way of life. We don't want to bring our own. We just want to be invited into yours. Because they're probably worried about change. And I'm like, hey, we're not here to change anything. We didn't knock down your parents house.

[Danny Austin]

Okay. This is so funny. Her husband just DM'd me. Well, I DM'd like them saying, hey, can y' all please stop sharing the address? Should I read it?

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

Okay.

[Jordan Austin]

Did he apologize for her?

[Danny Austin]

So I said, it's come to my attention so. And so is sharing our address online. She's been telling people we bought her old house and tore it down, which is not correct. We don't even live in Nashville. We saw the house being built on a trip and then bought from a builder. If you see this before her, do you mind asking her to please delete anywhere she's sharing our address online? We have four small children and I would really appreciate. Appreciate or I would. I would really like to protect our safety.

[Jordan Austin]

Oh, you DM'd him.

[Danny Austin]

Yeah. I said, can you guys please respect that? Because she was like, sharing our address online and she isn't like, online.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

So I was like, hey, can you please stop? Completely understand. I'll ask her to take down the comments. As with many neighborhoods in Brentwood, developers are going in and buying an older house, is tearing it down and building a new house and selling it. Nothing wrong with that at all. That's how a real estate business works. Blank. Understandably, got. Understandably, got very emotional seeing the lot where her childhood home used to stand and seeing strangers parade around in a new house built on the property and seeing strangers parade around in a new house built on the property. But it doesn't excuse the comments she made, and I know she and I would feel the same as you if we were in your position. I know it will ease the emotion she's trying. She's going through to know that a young family will build their own awesome memories in the same spot her family did.

[Jordan Austin]

I'm so confused.

[Danny Austin]

No, I'm. I'm sorry. There's no excuse for, like, what you're. Like, he's, like, making excuses for her, and, like, I'm sorry. There's no, like, excuses. Like, it's just wrong. And I know he's trying to be nice and stuff, but, like, understandably, she got emotional seeing this. Like, I understand that emotions get high, but sharing my address online doesn't negate that. Like, that doesn't. That's not the right thing to do. Like, I get hurt by things too. Like, I'll see people together, and I'm like, I wish that I was there or whatever, but I don't go, like, commenting and making, like, comments about it to hurt people. So, like, understandably. No, I don't understand.

[Jordan Austin]

It's kind of, like, oddly narcissistic. Right? Because it assumes that we, like, know.

[Danny Austin]

And I'm, like, parading around your home. I'm like, dude, I didn't even know. Like, I literally was visiting that first of all. In this neighborhood. Yes. That. That happens on our street too. That's happening to my childhood home. Like, it is the way that it is, and, like, I have nothing to. To do with that.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. I wish you would do better, though. I wish you would just do better. Can you just think about it?

[Danny Austin]

And so I. I would. I need to do better.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah.

[Danny Austin]

I'm listening and learning.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. Wow. That was a whole era. Yeah. You need to listen and learn. Learn and listen.

[Danny Austin]

And the way he said parading around the new home, I'm like, what do you mean, parade? Yeah, it's a home that we bought.

[Jordan Austin]

I mean, it was. It was. It was. It gave parade vibes. The. The real.

[Danny Austin]

In a home that we bought.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I'm joking. Yes, of course. We're parading around our home. We just bought. We. We're happy. We're happy. We're trying to create childhood memories. Like, you. What's her name? I'm not Cynthia.

[Danny Austin]

I'm not gonna share, but, you know, I could. And, like, here's the thing.

[Jordan Austin]

Let me see.

[Danny Austin]

Let me see, Mr. I'm hormonal right now. I just had a baby.

[Jordan Austin]

That's true. I was gonna say this is, like, this should stay in the pod. Because it's. It's a. It's a real look at postpartum.

[Danny Austin]

No, because, like, I have problems, too. Okay? And so you're messaging me and putting my address out there. Like, that affects me, too. I'm sad.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah. We could sue. Honestly, I think that when people. When someone who they think will never see their message. DMs back. I think it's actually a very embarrassing, shameful experience because they're like, oh, my gosh.

[Danny Austin]

Like, people saw it.

[Jordan Austin]

Like, I literally felt so righteous in doing this, but then when I experienced some type of opposing force, it's like, oh, shoot,

[Danny Austin]

you know what I'll probably do? I'll probably send him a voice memo.

[Jordan Austin]

Okay, you do what you think is right.

[Danny Austin]

Honestly, it's. It's just a shame that I'm, like, hormonal, because, like, if I wasn't hormonal, I probably would drop this.

[Jordan Austin]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying is maybe you shouldn't send a voicemail.

[Danny Austin]

No, but here's the thing. I'm going to be so, like. Like. Like, I'm. I just. Everything I ever do online like this, I always imagine being shared to the. The masses.

[Jordan Austin]

No, I think you'll.

[Danny Austin]

Tactically, like I said, it's why I never showed nudes.

[Jordan Austin]

It's, like, why? It's why. Well, for all Nashville natives, we are really happy to be there. We don't plan on making or causing any trouble. We just want to be a part of your world. Okay. Dani will be done with her hormones pretty soon, so it's all gonna be okay.

[Danny Austin]

I'm like, okay, well, we love you guys.

[Jordan Austin]

Goodbye.

[Danny Austin]

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