Warning: you might need a drink (or three) to keep up with us this week as things get silly. Grab your favorite beverage and try to follow along as we tackle all the latest rock chaos:

Sammy Hagar takes accountability and causes a stunning admission from Aaron.
Jon Bon Jovi’s Nashville bar hits the market. This House is Not for Sale; but, the business is.
Def Leppard finally get their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame but dare you tread there?
Europe’s Ian Haugland promises a full-on return to ‘80s glory but is that what we want?
Axl Rose becomes a jazz-loving humanoid robot. What?
Frank Bello and Billy Sheehan contribute to Accept’s 50th-anniversary album. But, what the hell is it?
Aerosmith teams with Yungblud for a new track, and Aaron dishes out some unsolicited career advice for him
Ace Frehley takes a spill and lands in the hospital—but, hopefully, just Trouble Walkin'.
Vince Neil returns to the stage to Knock 'Em Dead; after cheating death multiple times.
Mark "The Animal" Mendoza won’t be joining Twisted Sister’s 2026 reunion. Is the issue cosmetic, or something deeper?
Yes, Scott Ian’s beard dye is actually for sale
Chiller Theatre drops the news that Vinnie Vincent won’t be showing up (shocked, anyone?)
And Aaron announces a big life change while trying to resurrect an old classic.